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Prize fighter Floyd “Money” Mayweather won’t need any of his flashy jewels or fancy cars where he’s going. Today is the day the troubled boxer must turn himself in to authorities to begin serving a 90-day sentence for roughing up his children’s mother in front of them in September 2010.
Mayweather will turn 35 in prison on Feb. 24.
It’s cold on the cell block this time of the year — even in Las Vegas. And Mayweather won’t have his curvy model fiancee, Shantel Jackson, to keep him warm for the next 3 months.
The boxing champ was sentenced to serve 6 months on Dec. 21, but a Las Vegas judge suspended 3 months of his sentence and allowed him to remain out over the holidays. The judge also credited Floyd 3 days for time served.
Mayweather has until today (Jan. 6) to turn himself in at the prison — where Bubba awaits.
Update: According to TMZ.com, a judge ruled today that Floyd Mayweather Jr. won’t have to turn himself in to a Las Vegas jail until June 1, 2012 … so he can fight in Las Vegas on May 5th.
TMZ adds: “His attorney’s justification … Floyd’s a pro who brings in hundreds of millions in profits for the city of Las Vegas — and hey, thing’s get rescheduled all the time … no bigs.”
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I doubt he’ll serve all 90 days…
lmfao! he’s in the pokey, ready to get POKED!
Don’t they get two days for everyday? He’ll be out in 2 month, if that. Craziness that the very hands that he trains with only gets him 90 days.
Damn this is fked up
his girl is cute tho..ITA w/Naija he won’t do the whole 90
Bottoms Up!!!
IGo
btw
@Fe, u doing betta bew?
I wonder did Ray J give him a concert before he left?
No more jokes on 50 until further notice.
tell him chilli sends her best.
who tears down a $12million house and rebuild another one?
Maybe somebody will notice me in this one post (not you Sir)
I can see Chili standing outside the jail with a picket sign.
agrees he’ll be out probably within a month. I doubt anyone will mess with him in jail, i know his team probably has paided enough people in there to make sure he’s good.
Vegas jail is completely different than LA County. If he was in LA he’d serve 1/2 his sentence if that much but in Clark County it’s a good chance he’ll serve almost all of it, at least 2 out of the 3 months if not more
I wonder did Ray J give him a concert before he left?
@PHO somebody w/Oprah $! who u tambout?
:wave: @ Vero
He dont think he will do 90 days either but he better stick and move
Mayweather has until today (Jan. 6) to turn himself in at the prison — where Bubba awaits.
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Auntie, Bubba ain’t no fool.
Bubba will mess around and get the bog beat of his azz for coming for Floyd.
It’s gonna take for all the boyz to jump on him at ONE TIME.
#Catscratch.
@fayla
tiger woods’ ex, ellin.
@FAYLA that ex-wife of Tiger did that ish
Just watched the Ish White Girls say!
So true! I hate white folks using the word ghetto, EVERYTHING is ghetto to them. This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places.
VEROOOOO!!!!!!!
sup bonita?
@KayCei and the sunshine band (< I couldn't resist)
how you be
Hey Fay
How are you…
Ole mean azz
LUSCIOUS
TaBew
^^^
just in case i miss yall when u make it to this post
@Point
I dusty ass use to be nanny that came up on some money from a stupid ass nigra that didn’t want to be a nigra and look where it got him.
She is nothing more than a
at this point.
He’s probably all excited and shatt, sorta like this
#aintmyfault
Mayweather has until today (Jan. 6) to turn himself in at the prison — where Bubba awaits.
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ION if Lindsey can escape Jailtime Im certain Maygirl can as well!
50 Cent will probably visit that nigga every week.
prynsexxx says:
I can see Chili standing outside the jail with a picket sign.
<—- really says "FREE FLOYD" on the other side
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While Ray J is sitting outside with a piano singing One Wish with one flip flop on
Hey Fayfay
I thought ghetto came from the communities the Jews resided in
Floyd’s beard shole do look good! I’d tear that hoe UP!
We talking about how Tiger ex LEVELED a 12 MILLION dollar house?! Rich folks problems
50 Cent will probably visit that nigga every week.
I think Sandra got it wrong with Maygirl not having his pseudo fiance to keep him warm it’s FIDDY he’s worried about 
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Fay, how long was the service?
@Ty
Your gravie is SCARING me!
FeFe, IGO, Vero
who tears down a $12million house and rebuild another one?
My she-ro.
It did Naija
NaijaGal says:
I thought ghetto came from the communities the Jews resided in
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Yep… thats what im saying.
@TY what in garbage pail kids hail is gwan on witcho gravi?
IGo u the onliest one who thinks i mean! :rollseyes: wonder y that is?
@PHO & Naija pssshhhhh! a bish bn foolish w/her dough huh? i rly could help her part with that money in a much more constructive way
YALL
hey my holistic blogger 
Lovezoe says:
This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places.
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I think that is sorta true. Black folks don’t have to “own” ghetto. Just like we don’t have to “own” nigga. IJS
#jeopardystan
@SANDRA ROSE
Let’s do that post on the NFL Playoffs starting this weekend. Keep your eye on the police blotter because police stations ALWAYS do prostitute stings during big sports weekends and I’m sure they’ll be a few “Eugene Robinson’s/
Shannon Brown’s” caught out there.Ty says:
prynsexxx says:
I can see Chili standing outside the jail with a picket sign.
<—- really says "FREE FLOYD" on the other side
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While Ray J is sitting outside with a piano singing One Wish with one flip flop on
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*adds that everyone's wearing a wife beater
Whats up Naija
Its a county jail, not prison. But carry on with the Bubba talk.
Im placing my $5 on Mayweather though.
lovezoe says:
This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places.
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She was wrong, ghettos were actually named for the small rundown neighborhoods Jews were moved to to isolate them from upper society… sound familiar?
good morning everyone!
IGo u the onliest one who thinks i mean! wonder y that is?
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Oh thats cause you threaten to stab me…
but you cool
Thats it what Naija said in comment #32.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Let’s do that post on the NFL Playoffs starting this weekend. Keep your eye on the police blotter because police stations ALWAYS do prostitute stings during big sports weekends and I’m sure they’ll be a few “Eugene Robinson’s/Shannon Brown’s” caught out there.
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but make them naked morning/afternoon/evening WOOD posts 
OutsidetheBox says:
Its a county jail, not prison. But carry on with the Bubba talk.
Im placing my $5 on Mayweather though.
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Yeah I dont think nobody wanna fk with floyd… He does fight for a living
We don’t own ghetto, yes but some people be doing the most.
@FeFe @ Fayla
Thats baby Chuckie (Shenaenae) from TI and Tiny. I found about 8 cards that looks just like her…outfits and all
@SANDRA
“Shantel Jackson” <- next Morning Glory recipient
@love actually didn’t the word “ghetto” originate with the Jews? I think it did.
If I was Ellin I’d do the same thing! I ain’t mad at her…
NikkeMinxx says:
lovezoe says:
This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places.
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She was wrong, ghettos were actually named for the small rundown neighborhoods Jews were moved to to isolate them from upper society… sound familiar?
good morning everyone!
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Yall, I want more.
Dude gone be in pc and if not, he’ll have heavy security.
Sandra, I see you’ve slowed down on the Obama posts. Is it because the repubs stay trippin over their own tongues. Did you hear what Rick Santorum said on Fox the other day?
he will do the whole 90 yall forgetting he got 6 months they making him serve 3 of that the 90 is already his reduced sentence
YALL
girrrrl i was 
bc it took a good hour & a 1/2. it was really nice tho. they did an awesome powerpoint vid & errythang. like 2-300 ppl showed up. he was cremated (another 1st 4 me) so it was weird to watch them carry the urn 
Fe damn! u got that CRUD chit goin around
make sure u drink lots of water to flush that crap out!
@Ty
Wow, it looks just like her….
Leaving me in that post
@54 HOT DAMN. Now you’re talking. Start with Darren Sharper cute ass.
@SAM
What did Santorum say?
Dude gone be in pc and if not, he’ll have heavy security.
I even believe its a one man cell that lucky ninja getting.
And Was that Rick??
What did he say?
I DID hear John McCain endorse president Obama at a Mitt Romney rally.
PLEASE google that chit!
@caligirl
Your gravie scares me as well… *shivers*
Hey Smookums @ Divas!!
Naija
Fe Fe
Fay Fay
OTB
Yall
Choco
Vero
Cocoa
Nikke
Prynn
LZ
Daps to my fellas – Point, Igo, Man, and any other guy I have neglected to speak to. Good Afternoon!
Where is my e-sistah!? Maven!!??
Nikke
Hello Igo
But @East the jail/court already confirmed that he could do less with good behavior. Like 2 months total.
I wanna know too.
He did get booed on some campus though.
Cali I liked your previous gravi better
Kaycei
yall, i’m still waiting
:hugs: @KayCei
Hey Yall whats up
Yall…
Nods at KayCei….
<====== Green Tea
SamYell, I’ve been saying how they are giving us the election, which makes me think even more that he’s being put there to keep the calm
Can you imagine the streets/protests if a rebub was actually in office???
pointhimout says:
tell him chilli sends her best.
who tears down a $12million house and rebuild another one?
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When you want to pizz off your ex you spend his money doing stupid stuff.
Didn’t Oph knock on a couples door, and wanted to buy their home, they said it wasn’t for sale, she said everything has a price. That family couldn’t pack fast enough, she bulldozed the home and rebuilt. Or did I make that up?
@fefe #78 by Riff Endz or Anita Baker?
Sends @Vero’s baby’s grandma some get better juice…
Rick Santorum: “make Black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”
When first asked why he was singling out Blacks, Santorum said that he wants to reduce dependency on government entitlements for people of all races and ethnicities. He also suggested that he was uncertain in what context he’d made the comment. Now, however, he’s says he was “tongue-tied” and is denying that he actually said the “Black.”
In an interview on CNN Wednesday, Santorum said, “I’m pretty confident that I didn’t say ‘Black’,” adding that he “was starting to say one word, and I sort of came up with another word and moved on and it sounded like Black.”
Wowwwwwww.
Hey Cali!
Gingrich said us African-Americans want to work instead of getting foodstamps, because Obama is the foodstamp president. Guess what? Only 1/5 of African Americans are on foodstamps. These Repubes are just KKK with an American flag lapel.
@Vero – Sorry to hear that. I hope and
that things turn for the better.
**booty pinches Kay Cei**
What up and chit?
Thanks Nikke
@OTB
I thought McCain old ass endorsed Romney and not Obama
@Vero
Sorry to hear that about your son’s grandma. I will pray for you and your family
Thank you Cali !
SamYell JacksEm says:
Dude gone be in pc and if not, he’ll have heavy security.
Sandra, I see you’ve slowed down on the Obama posts. Is it because the repubs stay trippin over their own tongues. Did you hear what Rick Santorum said on Fox the other day?
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I’ll refrain from expressing my disdain for Republicans.
@vero Prayers going up
Awww Vero I
that she fully recovers!
GOD doesn’t make any mistakes, so be strong!
Awesome & Nikke!!!
where in hell is YSO
@OTB
That Santorum is a straight up fuggin idiot.
Between him and that Michelle Bachman bish I would have to turn of the debates feeling like I was loosing brain cells
OutsidetheBox says:
Rick Santorum: “make Black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”
When first asked why he was singling out Blacks, Santorum said that he wants to reduce dependency on government entitlements for people of all races and ethnicities. He also suggested that he was uncertain in what context he’d made the comment. Now, however, he’s says he was “tongue-tied” and is denying that he actually said the “Black.”
In an interview on CNN Wednesday, Santorum said, “I’m pretty confident that I didn’t say ‘Black’,” adding that he “was starting to say one word, and I sort of came up with another word and moved on and it sounded like Black.”
Wowwwwwww
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WTF…
Man I—- I cant right now… These dudes stay catching foot in mouth Desease
That the problem @ChocD. You gotta watch the video…he was going on and on and MEANT to say President ROMNEY but he said President OBAMA will lead the country the right way…blah blah blah.
They tried to taje the mic and he corrected himself. Pure comedy. Ole azz.
He and Bill O’Reilly were talking about folks on welfare and taxing the 1% and dude said verbatim, “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them someone else’s money”.
Do you know how racist you have to be to not be able to conceal it when YOU KNOW you’re on national television.
SamYell JacksEm says:
Dude gone be in pc and if not, he’ll have heavy security.
Sandra, I see you’ve slowed down on the Obama posts. Is it because the repubs stay trippin over their own tongues. Did you hear what Rick Santorum said on Fox the other day?
Hell the Repubs. are not even claiming Republican at this point 
Sandra’s feelings are still hurt from Hermain Cain. She will start listening to us eventually LMAO.
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McCain phucked up so bad the other day. This fool spoke at Mitt Romney convention and said “I am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around.” I
so hard my chest was hurting. The lady had to come up and tell him that it was Romney’s convention.
Hey Kay Cei… whats up
These republicans are the new KKK…Conservate Liberal Rednecks Scums…
Thank you guys. I really appreciate it. I’m out of here for now, will try to sneak in the hospital.
later
Gingrich said us African-Americans want to work instead of getting foodstamps, because Obama is the foodstamp president.
Gigrich also said we should employ the poor kids in the schools they go to so they can get some money…you know, cleaning the toilets and chit.
He doesnt think this will affect their social lives in any way either. Dead serious.
Can you imagine cleaning the toilets in your old high school?
OTB & Kay Kay
*scrolls back up to read*
Ok, ok, calm down, you better not be making up granny stroke stories to get more hugs
Today you’ll be getting 2hugs/hour
#youknowiamkidding
Fay Fay –
How are you today? I’m 
by the mailbox, maybe today….
Just looking at John McCain I be wanting to :crying1: Between those liver spots and stringy hair I just wanna holler at that TV someobdy come get yo granddaddy
Im sure President Obama is somewhere shaking his head.
These fools cray.
#random, has anyone seen the picture floating on the internet of the white woman holding a poster thanking Obama for the health care reform? She had cancer and was denied health coverage but OBAMA’S reform saved her life. Good sh*t.
@OTB
Maybe Obama can use that as one of his commericals like McCain is really supporting him.
#checkmatebish
:hugs: Kaycei hello doll.
@ Vero sorry to hear that. I hope she fully recovers.
liver spots and stringy hair
Girl i be feeling so ashamed just staring at that man arm and chit.
waiting on him to forget and try and raise it. He do it everytime.
Just because we are confident about Obama being re-elected, let’s not forget to still vote. Romney making 10.000 bets with folks over silly stuff while ome people can’t buy groceries.
McCain looks like a human penguin when he gets to talking with those arms/hands
#yesiknowhowhegotthatwaybutioncare
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I’m going to see PRESIDENT OBAMA, Hill Harper, and Janell Monae next week
Take that Auntie
#checkmatebish
If I was his wife, smh, he wouldve never got elected cause i would have so much of that chit compiled and emailed out.
I see why Michelle ignores that chit. I’d be too wrapped up. Cray.
SamYell JacksEm says:
He and Bill O’Reilly were talking about folks on welfare and taxing the 1% and dude said verbatim, “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them someone else’s money”.
Do you know how racist you have to be to not be able to conceal it when YOU KNOW you’re on national television.
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Soon as you said Bill OReilly I knew it was some BS bout to come out. That dude there play on white people racism just to get their money. He is Full of shait… ALWAYS.
@Coco- I saw that last night. She had something like tumors on her uterus and they deemed it a pre-existing condition and companies denied her coverage. I know some may not like Michael Moore, but Sicko is very good. These companies are something else.
Santorum has had his azz handed to him before. He made some remarks about gays a while back and Dan Savage (gay writer for The Onion) rallied them to make his name the word that defines the byproduct of buttsex. Really. Google santorum…..
Zoe, that’s right? We cannot sleep! Early voting played a big part last time too.
I will be working on this campaign and encourage all of us to do the same. Go sign up at move on . org (no spaces) and you will be in “the know” with all the events and everything
OutsidetheBox says:
Im sure President Obama is somewhere shaking his head.
These fools cray.
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Its just lets you know that these endorsements are all about money. He didnt even know who he was endorsing but I bet he made sure he got paid for speaking. I do have my issues with the Dems. too but the Repubs. are just a lost cause *smdh*
Sorry to hear that Vero…
@lovezoe, yup that’s the one!!!
The thing I love is that the Republicans or Republicunts (as I like to call them) don’t have a platform…their mission is to defeat the black man
@OTB
I’m sure Michelle got that ignorant family who on the low is holding her down. Umm anybody remember Hermain Skeet Skeet Cain…exactly.
That muthafugga at home somewhere sleeping on the couch and praying for forgiveness. 
People also need to remember that there’s Senate and House elections not only in 2012 but 2014…Obama being president really isn’t ish unless he has the houses to back him up
It’s laughable that santorum is the best they’ve got. I can’t wait for all of the young repubs to really know what he stands for
Same can be said about newt and rommny
Oh yeah Rick S. said he said “Blah people” not Black people.
Ol girl fine as frog hair. Kind of look like a young Salli Richardson. (Low Down Dirty Shame era).
Real NICE!
UGH yall pissin me off w/this political commentary.
y is it so hard for repubes NOT to be so fuggin racist??
I just read that Columbiana (Jakadrien Turner) is about to be turned back over to U.S. Offficials. Isn’t that beautiful?
Mike Epp’s voice…”GET OUT OF HERE MOM!”
NaijaGal says:
People also need to remember that there’s Senate and House elections not only in 2012 but 2014…Obama being president really isn’t ish unless he has the houses to back him up
I know we discussing serious chit right nah but my friend called me at work this morning and told me she been up all night VOMIKING
They’re also saying that Romney’s Iowa win was a “not win” …somebody saying 2 votes got miscounted/or mis-written as 22 votes.
Sandra says: Mayweather has until today (Jan. 6) to turn himself in at the prison — where Bubba awaits.
Cocoabana says:
#random, has anyone seen the picture floating on the internet of the white woman holding a poster thanking Obama for the health care reform? She had cancer and was denied health coverage but OBAMA’S reform saved her life. Good sh*t.
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Unforunately this bill will not take effect until 2014…If you loose coverage for 6 months, your pre-existing condition can’t be covered for 1 year.
@Fayla
How long does it normally take for your stuff to arrive?
I volunteered last campaign, calling, going door-to-door. I encountered some nasty folks, but it was worth the cause.
NaijaGal says:
People also need to remember that there’s Senate and House elections not only in 2012 but 2014…Obama being president really isn’t ish unless he has the houses to back him up
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yeah thats the kicker many people didnt come out for the Senat and House elections and thats were it need to be a huge Turnout… I actually think we need to scrap the whole thing and start over with the Senate and House…but Im a bit too radical for peoples taste.
I burned my hair with the lighter this morning, unintentional sacrifice one could say.
Do the Bey haters really want it with me?
@WCC
Nice buns
#nohomo 
Vero babes,
I am praying for your fam and your Granny – I hope she has a speedy recovery.
I lost mine last July, so I know how important and loved Grannies are.
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@OTB
I’m sure Michelle got that ignorant family who on the low is holding her down. Umm anybody remember Hermain Skeet Skeet Cain…exactly. That muthafugga at home somewhere sleeping on the couch and praying for forgiveness.
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His dumb azz is still doing interview. Google his most recent interview I think it was on the Morning Show. He is still talking about his mission is to get Obama out of office.
#fallwaythephuckback
CD, how does she pronounce shrimp?
Perry is next to drop out. Mark my words. He can’t hang. Huntsman just there taking up space.
Isn’t that beautiful?
Y’all watch her gma.
I think Gma gonna whip her ass, tombout she “dead”.
caligirl says:
Cocoabana says:
#random, has anyone seen the picture floating on the internet of the white woman holding a poster thanking Obama for the health care reform? She had cancer and was denied health coverage but OBAMA’S reform saved her life. Good sh*t.
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Unforunately this bill will not take effect until 2014…If you loose coverage for 6 months, your pre-existing condition can’t be covered for 1 year.
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Wait, you have to wait ONE YEAR after losing health care coverage? Niggas would be dead by then!
@OTB please don’t feed it, I beg oh
@Ty who did Cain endorse?
@Sam I LOVE Dan Savage’s column, lets me know I aint a real freak… He did Santorum wrong with that name assignation… he deserves it though…
@JenBloc… In the DMX post INTENSE stated that photos have surfaced of her with no bump and the labor around new year’s rumor must have been true… I cant call it.. Dont shoot the messenger….
@KC I hope so Re: #135
Senate and House votes are very important. Obama can’t get anything done with them fools they got now.
most hated line the repubes use “let’s take our country back” from who CHINA? nah, they just tambout Pres. O
OutsidetheBox says:
Oh yeah Rick S. said he said “Blah people” not Black people.
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@Yall
Ion thank I ever heard her say shrimp but I did peep out she has always said REMOKE instead of remote. Now her kids are running around saying ma where the remoke at. I corrected her once and bish came at me talm bout whateva college girl.
huh
Do the Bey haters really want it with me?
Not a Bey hater cuz there is nothing to hate on but yeah I wanna see you act out 
Please 
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^5 Zoe!
@cd you shouldhave told her to call an ambalamps.. Yeah, I know.
Perry is such a dumba**…I hate these small towns here have so much pull and keep re-electing that idiot for governor…the fool couldn’t even name the 3 branches…ugh
VOMIKING I thank I might have the flu.
You know what I hate? “Its bored.” Not i’m, its.
Fukk that chit. I correct ppl now. A lot of muthafukkas dont care and be like oh thats what I said/meant.
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@WCC
Nice buns #nohomo
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Cali!!!!!!!!!
<—Big Momma style
TaBew got hers yesterday, so I'm sure u should have it today NLT tomorrow, i mailed all the orders out Tuesday
@Cocoabanna – In March I had my transplant workup. At that time I was on medical leave…But was gonig back to work….but this YT bish told me that weren’t in the business of giving kidneys to people that can’t afford to pay for it. I jumped up to lunge across the desk, but my quick thinking man, grabbed me. How da hell do you tell someone that has terminal illness.
Yes, I have filed a grievance.
These YT folks DO not care…If one of those YT Consertative Republicans goes into office, folks gonna be troubbbbbbbbble.
You know she is! That G-MA is liable to crack a bottle of Jack Daniel’s over that lil’ bish head, right there in the airport terminal.
The article “claims” the family saw pics of her smoking weed and drinking with guys in Columbia and the Mama said “She appeared to be reaching out for help”.
Riiiight…. “Enrique! Help me get that lighter and them dranks from off the table. I need to re-light this Marley.
“Enrique!!! Help me put this mirror up on the wall so I can watch you hit it from the back.”
That’s all the help that heffa was looking for.
QUEEN BEY HAS BEEN SPOTTED!
SHE IS SERVING CUNTFISH FOR YOUR NERVES. [kid fury voice]
OutsidetheBox says:
I burned my hair with the lighter this morning, unintentional sacrifice one could say.
Do the Bey haters really want it with me?
x 4 when i saw that comment i said a silent prayer 4 that poster #shedontwantit
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Awesome the longest it’s taken was 5 days in the mail. the earliest was 2 days. given ur location i would say today or tomorrow as well
I cldn’t believe GMA reported beyonce went to houston to deliver? why would she do that? that’s ignorant. she aint seen parts of houston since 1999 other than touring. stop it.
@Nikke I’ve been reading dude’s column for I don’t know how many years. The Onion originated here (Wisconsin) so they’re free, all the stores and gas stations have them and you can just grab em.
Love how they keep spouting they want to cut back on government spending…then give back your paychecks and healthcare trickbags
@WCC
@ your gravi. 
caligirl says:
@Cocoabanna – In March I had my transplant workup. At that time I was on medical leave…But was gonig back to work….but this YT bish told me that weren’t in the business of giving kidneys to people that can’t afford to pay for it. I jumped up to lunge across the desk, but my quick thinking man, grabbed me. How da hell do you tell someone that has terminal illness.
Yes, I have filed a grievance.
These YT folks DO not care…If one of those YT Consertative Republicans goes into office, folks gonna be troubbbbbbbbble.
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Aw Cali! I’m so sorry to hear that
did everything work itself out eventually???!?
OutsidetheBox says:
You know what I hate? “Its bored.” Not i’m, its.
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Unless they’re from a Chicago project (no shade MzD, Loverman and Yall)and say I’m boring… I got cussed out an few times for not knowing about that one as I agreed with the man who said it. How was I supposed to know better? Unnerves me each time I hear it now… That one and youre scary, I would have hit her in the face…” Uhm, .. yeah.
but this YT bish told me that weren’t in the business of giving kidneys to people that can’t afford to pay for it. I jumped up to lunge across the desk, but my quick thinking man, grabbed me. How da hell do you tell someone that has terminal illness.
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Cali. Give. Me. That. Bish. Number.
Yall still crazy says:
CD, how does she pronounce shrimp?
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Schrimp, skreet, Pantsis (this is more than pair of pants) are the most common. Yeah I have one too
@ OTB he hasnt endorsed anyone he just wants Obama out
Chocccccc leavemelone!
I burned my hair trying smoke roaches (DJM, before 6am and I was too lazy to roll; yes, I need a bong…).
Jeni better gone talking bout Bey.
ambalamps
Is there a toddler in the house tonight.
Just watched the Ish White Girls say! So true! I hate white folks using the word ghetto, EVERYTHING is ghetto to them. This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places
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actually the first “ghetto’s” were documented in the early 15th century, the Jews were confined to ghettos due to their religious beliefs
Wayment Sam,you’re in Wisconsin? *marks some extra points* I read it in the City Pages but we have the Onion, too. I like DJ Gallo…
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
@WCC @ your gravi.
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Lurker thanks… cause I didnt want to be the only one.
Cause…….. DAMN
NaijaGal says:
People also need to remember that there’s Senate and House elections not only in 2012 but 2014…Obama being president really isn’t ish unless he has the houses to back him up
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@Cocoa they dont know Kid Fury like that around these parts..
I burned my hair trying smoke roaches (DJM, before 6am and I was too lazy to roll; yes, I need a bong…).
spits food out 
BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
that chit happened to me before in front of my ex and we were laughing so hard I blamed him bish room smelled like burnt hair and it was only a few strands
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Get a glass bowl I have one of sperm whale really pretty his name is MOBY DICK
@Nikki, few and far between! I am in love with that gay.
alabasterboi says:
Just watched the Ish White Girls say! So true! I hate white folks using the word ghetto, EVERYTHING is ghetto to them. This one chick tried to tell me it came from run-down Italian places
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actually the first “ghetto’s” were documented in the early 15th century, the Jews were confined to ghettos due to their religious beliefs
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Whoa!
W C C!!!
whea u been guhl?
Bey looks beautiful too.
Truthout. org or com has good political articles yall. William Rivers Pitt (I just love his name) is one of the writers, and he never holds back.
I’m gonna post an e-mail that I rec’d yesterday. I don’t agree with it all, but with some of it. I think yall will enjoy it.
Go There says:
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
@WCC @ your gravi.
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Lurker thanks… cause I didnt want to be the only one.
Cause…….. DAMN
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LMAO
down boys 
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Yall
Ion thank I ever heard her say shrimp but I did peep out she has always said REMOKE instead of remote. Now her kids are running around saying ma where the remoke at. I corrected her once and bish came at me talm bout whateva college girl.
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I hate when people say that chit to me like its my fault youre a fuggin dumbazz!!!
@cocoa.. He SLAYS me every time. I asked AuntSan why he wasnt on her roll and she said he came for her once on twitter. Those Furious Thoughts videos…
Winds of Change….
Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed
around.
_*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*_
1. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they’re out of office.
2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into
the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.
3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void effective 1/1/12. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women.
Congressmen/women made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers
envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Don’t you think it’s time?
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!
If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete.
You are one of my 20.
You all vote!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
W C C!!! whea u been guhl?
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:hugs: heeeeey Ms Fayla!! happy New Year bew
I love Fury!
I
Kid Fury. One of the few ppl who actually gets funnier and funnier!
AHHHH THAT’S WHY NIKKE! Yeah, I came across one of his videos when he posted the first time he met Bey and he is just…
Sandra, where is the Bey post?!
NikkeMinxx says:
@Cocoa they dont know Kid Fury like that around these parts..
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That lil boy is funny as hell.
A Chicago police officer allegedly turned a $132 speeding ticket into a pick-up opportunity when he later tracked down the female driver and asked her out, saying the least he could do for the money he cost her was to treat her to dinner, according to a lawsuit the woman filed in federal court.
Evagelina Paredes filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Chicago, accusing police officer Chris Collins of violating her privacy, according to the Associated Press. She alleges that after she was ticketed on Oct. 22, Collins searched for her address in the motor-vehicle database and left a handwritten note on the windshield of her car, which was parked outside her apartment in the Chicago suburb of Stickney, asking her out on a date.
In the note, a copy of which appeared was included in the court documents and was obtained by the Associated Press, the 27-year-old police officer tried to woo the female driver with humor and a seemingly heartfelt plea.
“It’s Chris … that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket. … I know this may seem crazy and you’re probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since. I don’t expect a girl as attractive as you to … even go for a guy like me, but I’m taking a shot anyways.”
“I did cost you $132 – least I can do is buy you dinner,” the note reportedly read.
The scenario is not that far off from the “meet-cutes” of Hollywood romantic comedies. In the 2011 hit “Bridesmaids,” Kirsten Wiig’s character starts a relationship with the traffic cop who let her out of a ticket for a broken taillight.
Arguably, it’s a lot less “cute” when it happens in real-life.
Paredes claims that the note caused her to “suffer great fear and anxiety.” In the lawsuit, which seeks unspecified payments in damages, saccording to the Associated Press, she alleges that Collins used his position as a police officer to “manipulate” her into going out with him. Collins declined to comment to the Associated Press.
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Yeah, I’ve heard every “college girl put-down” there is
#jealousbishes
#blameyourself <—the only funny thing I got from cain, that could be used on alot of folks
room smelled like burnt hair
Didnt even smell it at first… I had 5 or 6 little guys, and a pair of tweezers.
Didnt even fukking notice! I stood up in the mirror and just tried to pick my hair outta my face and it just disintegrated in my hands.
I think I cried a little bit. Room too stank.
West Coast Chick says:
Go There says:
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
@WCC @ your gravi.
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Lurker thanks… cause I didnt want to be the only one.
Cause…….. DAMN
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LMAO down boys
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See what had happen was… I was just gon notice from a distance but the homie lurker came in… and well you know
Isnt there some gossip we can talk about like FanniePak or oh wait here’s one for you
Kim Kardashinan encouraged one of her friends to flirt with Kobe Bryant and she cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West.
It’s not exactly news that Kim Kardashian doesn’t have much respect for the institution of marriage. But, as exclusively reported in this week’s In Touch, her disdain for wedding vows isn’t limited to her own. Not only did Kim, 30, engage in a longtime flirtation with married basketball player Kobe Bryant, 33, she happily encouraged an affair between him and her friend Carla DiBello! “Kim has had a crush on Kobe for years,” a friend tells In Touch. And though she ultimately realized it wouldn’t look good for her to be seen with a taken man, she saw no problem encouraging him to date her pal.
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Jacked from the Gossip Jacker
See, when a heterosexual man admits he’s funny YOU KNOW he’s funny. His facial expressions though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
*bounces quarters offa WC*
You go girl!
@Yall I saw that a couple months ago and was like
Didnt even smell it at first… I had 5 or 6 little guys, and a pair of tweezers.
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This is when you put all them in one ez wider and roll up and smoke make a new ciggy with the roaches
Yandi and the girl from Ish White Girls says look just like twins.
Im totally looking for a photo of his bald headed ass.
@Yall & JMO
Ion get it because I correct you so you dont go out into the world with you and your kids sounding like an “After School special for speds”. I heard her tell her son last month I’m not buying you anymore FISHES so dont even ask. I shrugged that chit off and replied I know that’s right girl put yo feet down. (I said feet instead of foot I was being a smart ass)
Cocoabana says:
See, when a heterosexual man admits he’s funny YOU KNOW he’s funny. His facial expressions though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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And when that joker drinks out of that cup with “MUG OF TEA” on it… I trip out.
One of his funniest lines was… “anybody get their copy of Lil Kim Black Friday album yet… No?” Then he took a drink of tea… I almost lost it.
His facial expressions though
His dead pan is serious. Serious.
Kid Fury!!
Last month, police in Charlotte, North Carolina picked up 18-year-old Tanisha Williams on suspicion of stealing a $14 shirt from a local clothing store, but while siting in the parked police cruiser jail, she started banging her head against the Plexiglas window and eventually choked herself with a seat belt. According to the video inside the police cruiser, Tanisha, who refused to cooperate with police, is seen wrapping the middle seat belt around her neck three times. It took her less than ten seconds. Officers (who were not in the car at the time, but got out of the vehicle to complete some paperwork) did not notice the seat belt around Tanisha’s neck for several minutes because of her hair. Six minutes after she strangled her, the officer noticed the seat belt wrapped around Tanisha’s cut it free. Since the Dec. 5th incident, Tanisha has been in a coma. Her attorney believes cops are responsible for the beating, but the video doesn’t lie.
Speaking of which, a Utica, New York police officer is under investigation by the FBI after he was caught by his own dashboard cam planting evidence in a man’s SUV during a traffic stop last February. Around the 1:02 mark of this newly-released video, the officer is seen pulling a bag of something white out of his pocket before leaning into the SUV. Then he appears to come out holding a very similar bag as if he had just discovered it.
Jacked from Wendyista
Did anyone see the pic of Nick in the hospital room getting him a haircut. I’m officially done with him and his mother I mean Mariah
yall makin me wanna
Its only 12:30 like for real OMG SMDH this Friday really needs to speed up
@WCC
But I meant that shyt!
I Go There says:
Cocoabana says:
See, when a heterosexual man admits he’s funny YOU KNOW he’s funny. His facial expressions though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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And when that joker drinks out of that cup with “MUG OF TEA” on it… I trip out.
One of his funniest lines was… “anybody get their copy of Lil Kim Black Friday album yet… No?” Then he took a drink of tea… I almost lost it.
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and his blue belle ice cream!!!!!!
@Cocobanna – Yeah, I’m good! Her on the other hand…heifer will think twice before she speaks to anyone like that again. My bew was with me, he’s attorney and he spilled some legal ease on her. My mother called and gave her a sermon. Hosptial administration called with half arase apology. I’m still waiting to hear back from state grievance board….
KeiCei – Be my guest…She gonna get what’s coming to her, people like her need to work in animal shelters.
They said Mayweather is on his way to turn himself in and Ray J is there already to support him
eff dem hoes
Choco, NOTHING that bish does/did would surprise me. another topic:I thought it was funny how amberrose thinks we give a damn
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
yall makin me wanna
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Passes
to the left. Be careful now. It’s some straight gasoline. 
Cocoabana says:
I Go There says:
Cocoabana says:
See, when a heterosexual man admits he’s funny YOU KNOW he’s funny. His facial expressions though >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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And when that joker drinks out of that cup with “MUG OF TEA” on it… I trip out.
One of his funniest lines was… “anybody get their copy of Lil Kim Black Friday album yet… No?” Then he took a drink of tea… I almost lost it.
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and his blue belle ice cream!!!!!!
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Being from TX… I love Blue Bell.
That lil joker said… “If you aint had a pint of this I dont know what the fk you doing with your life”
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Yall & JMO
Ion get it because I correct you so you dont go out into the world with you and your kids sounding like an “After School special for speds”. I heard her tell her son last month I’m not buying you anymore FISHES so dont even ask. I shrugged that chit off and replied I know that’s right girl put yo feet down. (I said feet instead of foot I was being a smart ass)
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I swear you have some funny friends. I would access your facebook for 1 day and probably be in tears!!
I’ll
for her Cali because she must be one miserable bish to not have compassion…
GET ‘ER KC
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CD, can we confirm what kind of shoes rayj is wearing?
IGO, we don’t even have blue bell here in Jersey. It looks good though!
224’s top was for CD and Jmo
Heyyyy Yall
Being from TX… I love Blue Bell.
@JMO
I deactivated my account over the weekend my youngest son father kept sending me inboxes and then had the nerve to request me as a friend. Yeah right bytch.
That friend doesnt have a facebook page anyway she told me she dont have time for people to be judging her spelling and chit. 
Whateva the hell that means
I don’t mess with ice cream that much anymore. I love frozen yogurt though.
CRAZY heifer
OutsidetheBox says:
Being from TX… I love Blue Bell.
Blue Bell is the best ice cream ever.
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Yes Lawd!! *Smacks Lips*
Hey Unpredict
@WCC
Who is that in your gravie?
*takes a quick long hit from HOG*
yall bishes dont know SHAT about no Blue Bell
LTL!!!
is it sum 1 hitta quitta??? 
Mirrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!!!!!!!!
Cocoabana says:
IGO, we don’t even have blue bell here in Jersey. It looks good though!
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Blue Bell Ice Cream is the greatest….
Only thing that would make it better if Kerry Washington could serve it to me wearing a nice see threw someting with a matching garder….
Oh the things we could do with that ice cream.
@Yall
I agree about KIM and Amber I will also admit to secretly enjoying her hoeish ways being exposed Im convinced Kris Jenner taught her daughters how to sell pussy!
Yall still crazy says:
224?s top was for CD and Jmo
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:fistbump:
Blue Bell is the only Ice Cream I’ll buy that dont have to be on sale or BOGO.
Ion even eat Breyer’s but its most often BOGO, so we always have it. I like Edy’s better than that. But Blue Bell will get all my $6.50
If the only time you make money to pay your bills is to leave your house to work you are not successful
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Another pathetic desperate cry for help from Tyrese and his twitter account
SUCH A BUFOON!
Hey U
Blue Bell is better than Breyer’s?
I eat and loveeeeeeeeeeee SORBET
@Man i sent that shot to WCC & she got the nerve to upload it as her gravi :rollseyes:
MsOnederful says:
*Waits for for a Bey post in 5,4,3,2, Her feet are swollennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Inf Photo has the pics auntie.*
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$6.50 FOR SOME GOT DAMN ICE CREAM?
Chit better equate to an orgasm.
Cali she aint crazy. Or its the good crazy.
She has an archi. building her dream home in the spot. Its 10miles from Tiger.
Dont wanna uproot the kids and chit.
She can just drive them right down the road like Sass said…in UrMoney1, UrMoney2, or even UrMoney3.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@Man i sent that shot to WCC & she got the nerve to upload it as her gravi :rollseyes:
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Choco aka Hippie says:
If the only time you make money to pay your bills is to leave your house to work you are not successful
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Another pathetic desperate cry for help from Tyrese and his twitter account
SUCH A BUFOON!
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does that mean #seriously
JMO you would curse yourself for ever eating Breyers.
JMO says:
Blue Bell is better than Breyer’s?
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*e-slaps some since into U!* guhhhl dont eem put them in the same sentence
JMO says:
Blue Bell is better than Breyer’s?
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Yes Rudy… it is.
I swear by it.
The other day Diddy Tweeted ‘I Miss You’ and shortly after Cassie Tweeted ‘I Miss You, Too’ sparking rumors that the unofficial couple may be inching back into each other’s arms [click here if you missed that], but after a certain tweet from Diddy yesterday Cassie suddenly deleted her miss you tweet.
So what did Diddy say…?
“Stop reading my timeline woman”
And to make sure she got it, he Tweeted it twice.
Jack from RWS
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This chit is so sorry on many level he has dragged her azz for years and now just straight up throwing her out like garbage
hello everyone!!!! im sooo bored
Chit better equate to an orgasm.
I know.
Its expensive cause they know its good. If it goes to like $4 on sale, it sells out. 
Choco aka Hippie says:
If the only time you make money to pay your bills is to leave your house to work you are not successful
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Another pathetic desperate cry for help from Tyrese and his twitter account
SUCH A BUFOON!
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Jody need to the SHUT THE FUKK UP!!!!
If the only time you make money to pay your bills is to leave your house to work you are not successful
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Tyrese didnt say this did he?
That dude is full of info huh?
@Choco- I wonder if Eva is the new doormat.
@Yall
ION some ppl were saying it had to do with IRS but ION give two fuks about Tyrese nor what he means…
Diddy a nasty bastid. :lmao:
Cassie deleted her chit too. Do yall think he has black balled her?
Like nobody wouldnt dare date her? She should hook up with somebody like Webbie…a nigga who dont give a fukk about Diddy basically.
Heeeey EVERYONE! I was in a mtg.
Hey Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
I got my Whipfinity and that chit is the TRUFF! I used it on my hair and my body! I feel all silky smooth and thangs!
Heeeey Big Booty Heffa (my e-sis)
Heeeey
@LoveZOe
No I think its Cameron Diaz
@ Fayla
you would be soo proud of me. I havent used the creamy crack (relaxer) since April 2011. And I prefer Breyers all day long
So apparently Cassie is the Bad Boy mascot huh
Jmo, what’s that milk here? They have good ice cream too.
I can’t recall the name. The guy tried to run for office previously.
Hi Lace.
Thank God for your use of the adverb so in that staement. Whew.
More chit comes out of Tyrese’s mouth than it does his ass.
Cassie and Diddy, le sigh.
Jmo, Oberweiss, that’s it, have you tried it?
I think you’d
it if you like Breyer’s.
JMO says:
Blue Bell is better than Breyer’s?
I eat sugar free Blue Bell and u cant even tell the difference
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Oh hell yeah
…Breyers all day long.
And you were doing so well.
Which flavor? If you say vanilla..
I will admit, I can tolerate their Oreo ice cream, not the cookies and cream, the Oreo®.
Their vanilla is the worst. Their butter pecan should be banned.
thank you for putting a smile on my face
diddy got these bishes with no self-esteem, no self-respect, no self-shatttt
I had oberweiss egg nog! Toold yall I love egg nog.
I didnt even know they made ice cream. Hmm.
Don’t know them and I WAS EMBARSSED! Her sista or friend should have said girl shut the Fluck up!
That’s when things got weird. Rather than offer excited words of support, Collins’ mother dropped a “Geaux Tigers” chant and other pseudo attacks against her own son, all of which followed on some initial eye rolls which could have been taken straight off a mid-90s Jerry Springer set. The entire scenario was surreal.
@ OTB
Oreo is awesome, I like Vanilla Bean (not vanilla) and reese, but I am really a Coldstone Creamery Fan.
Choco aka Hippie says:
The other day Diddy Tweeted ‘I Miss You’ and shortly after Cassie Tweeted ‘I Miss You, Too’ sparking rumors that the unofficial couple may be inching back into each other’s arms [click here if you missed that], but after a certain tweet from Diddy yesterday Cassie suddenly deleted her miss you tweet.
So what did Diddy say…?
“Stop reading my timeline woman”
And to make sure she got it, he Tweeted it twice.
Jack from RWS
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This chit is so sorry on many level he has dragged her azz for years and now just straight up throwing her out like garbage
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U know I asked Sandra about the New Years party he had and him not letting her in and she said it wasnt true. Reading your post, that shyt probably was true. I think he put Cassie on the back burner since he is getting high with Cameron now
Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, Oberweiss, that’s it, have you tried it?
I think you’d
it if you like Breyer’s.
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Really??!! I will try it!
My friend from texas used to talk about blue bell all the damn time
Texas is one place I want to visit 
Y’all have me feeling homesick over some Bluebell….gold rim
I know that Braums is not everywhere but that is the BEST ice cream every!! POINT BLANK PERIOD!!! All my Texas ond Oklahoma folks know what im talmbout
Tha fugg yall talmbout other than ice cream anyway
Give it a try Jmo.
OTB, I didn’t know that they made eggnog
Coldstone is real good too.
i
This was an ice cream post
Ahem, do any of yall have bail money, cuz I may go up to a dealership and set it off in that bish. They b.s.’d my friend out of a car, and her deposit, and are beating around the bush to give her money back.
They keep playing, I’m gon fugg around and key every car on their lot.
TaBew!!!!!! i believe u, but would it be wrong if i requested a “feel test”
LaceFace says:
@ Fayla
you would be soo proud of me. I havent used the creamy crack (relaxer) since April 2011.
well welcome to the land of au naturale..have i introduced u to Whipfinity? *flips mini-twists while batting eyes*
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@Unpredictable, wow that’s messed up. Have your friend contact the AG of your state to get their assistance if the dealership keeps messing around.
Bubba don’t want no problems with Money Mayweather