In last night’s episode of Bravo’s Fake Housewives of Atlanta, the crew (except Kim Zolciak) traveled to South Africa. Kandi and the rest of the cast pretended not to know that new cast member, Marlo Hampton, would be riding shotgun on the trip. As soon as they arrive in the Motherland, Marlo and original cast member Sheree Whitfield promptly begin to argue on cue. You could almost hear the director yelling “cut!” between takes. It’s obvious that Marlo is replacing NeNe Leakes as the loud mouth, ghetto antagonist, just as NeNe replaced Sheree Whitfield as the aggressor in season 2. NeNe is probably tired of playing the gangsta role, so the producers brought Marlo in to play that role.
And just so you don’t forget, the script calls for cast members to repeatedly mention the fact that Marlo “has a criminal past.” But the public is growing wary of the constant bickering and the staged fights. The ratings for RHOA are steadily dropping and the show trails behind Kourtney and Kim take NY for the 4th straight week.
Source: @AshleyShyMiller and FinallyBrave.com
yes i missed it…but i’m sure the comments will keep me entertained!
I sure hope gypsy puzzay doesn’t show up.
Her puzzay cries “real” tears, so don’t ask her any easy questions.
This was the best one Ive seen the entire season.!
I truly wanted to see She-Ra beat Marlon ass. He wasnt suppose to be on the trip any damn way.
I just want to know what’s up w/Marlo’s hair.
This was one of the BEST/b> episodes this season, finally! I was thoroughly entertained by Sheree and Marlo going back and forth, that chit was funny as hell!
When Marlo said, “google me and check my record” I was like
She was airing out ALL of Sheree’s chit without a care in the world…all because she wasn’t invited to a party. How petty but still funny. She needed to STFU with the etiquette tips though, bish, weren’t you a jail bird? I’m sure you didn’t have the proper utensils in prison!
CYNTHIA AND THEM PATRA BRAIDS! RIP TO HER EDGES! She turned into Suzie from BBW last night cause she sparked that damn argument.
EAZY!
Whut up, Lady?
She Ra… and …Marlo Brandon got into it? Well I guess I’ll finish my work and stay out the post, until ya’ll get
Behave like the proper ladies you are. 
@Pillow-pet
Why are you keeping this chit going?
#instigators
I didn’t understand a word that was said in the last 5 minutes of the show, but NeNe surprised me how calm she was. Marlon and Cyntia’s asses need to grow the hell up! Cynthia knew she was about to start some chit when she went back and told that.
Marlo was a H.A.M last night!! I was hoping that some threw her ars out of the pent house window or something. Even though I don’t like Sheree I was hoping that she slapped the hell out of her. And that gibberish talk they were doing at the end drove me crazy!!!
Now, Marlon is doing waaaay too much. She was completely out of line however I do think that Sheree should have extended the invitation to everyone just to be cordial.
South Africa also looked beautiful! I would love to visit!
Is Marlo a she man? My mama says thats a tranny..
Ok so i think Marlo won that argument…she kept her cool and just came at facts. you have two cars and no house…checkmate bish
Marlo is so pressed
bish, weren’t you a jail bird? I’m sure you didn’t have the proper utensils in prison!
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@FEFE **HOLDS U TIGHT** LET IT GO.. ITS A MONDAY CHOCO DONT FEEL GOOD.. SOMEBODY FINNA GET
LETS SIT AND WATCH **SITS INDIAN STYLE WITH SOME :poopcorn: ** WHAT ELSE U GOT TO DO TODAY?? WORK?? 
Someone was not popular in school cuz you are trying very hard to get my attn so I will keep iggn you like the mean girls did!
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….Clutching the pearls……..
I really wanted Marlons hair to fall out her head!! all that rebraiding she did…girl stop touching that hair. You can tell when somebody not used to something
Be back, y’all….Everyone behave, mkay?
i didn’t see the episode but if ion like u i ain’t inviting u no damn where, even if it is the nice thing to do
And Cynthia in those micro braids
I pray for her edges
I didn’t even watch this chit last night!
I mean seriously Pillow Pet isn’t worth it – she’s really interested in me tho
IT was ALL tacky why bring drama to south africa… smdh heauxes!
Cynthia is so damn emotionally weak and fragile, she just makes me sick.
and who walks around the airport in heels?? I hate people like that because they take forever!!
Fake Housewives of Atlanta…cast pretended…promptly begin to argue on cue. You could almost hear the director yelling “cut!” between takes.
NeNe is probably tired of playing the gangsta role, so the producers brought Marlo in to play that role.
And just so you don’t forget, the script calls for cast members to repeatedly mention the fact that Marlo “has a criminal past.”
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@coco they set her up by inviting her and she fell RIGHT into it. i agree it was petty but FUNNNNNY!!! Really Sheree didnt care who came as long as NEnE wasnt invited and thats all it was. Marlo did kinda run in there to fight NeNe’s battle but I like how she NEVER backed down to Sheree. Did yall see Kandi sit down tho? She did NOT want none of that
Choco aka Hippie says:
I mean seriously Pillow Pet isn’t worth it – she’s really interested in me tho
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I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I was wondering if she thought you were faking a pregnancy or something?
You know she all about investigative journalism. 
EB says:
And Cynthia in those micro braids
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they werent micro at all, those are huge braids.! She would have done better with her regular weave
EB says:
And Cynthia in those micro braids I pray for her edges
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Ain’t nothing micro about them braids.
I NEVER thought I say this but I’m ready for BBQ ..
@kyCakes I
you too. Eb…Mirco braids be taking your edges out. 
@pryti – Glad you didn’t use the taser, you know it can cause one to have a heart attack.
:Lakerchic: I jut may keep my kisses to myself, goes you didn’t even speak.
@OTB
ION but the bish is all into my puss like :WTF: get over it! OOPS she’s all into Bey’s puss too #PATHETIC
Pryti, Kandi ain’t want NONE of that felon! She went in on the air beds, Sheree only owning ONE rolex, like I was crying real tears last night LMFAO
Okay, who the hell has gypsy pussy? What I miss?
@CALI YES I DID
*pounces on otb* the nerve of u coming onto sr all late today. i have a question regarding flat irons ma’am. do u use them?
Choco aka Hippie says:
@OTB
ION but the bish is all into my puss like :WTF: get over it! OOPS she’s all into Bey’s puss too #PATHETIC
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Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
why did she feel the need to wear poetic justice braids to SA? weave doesn’t frizz up does it? how come she couldn’t have just worn her regular weave?
@Lakerchic – My bad
OTB, I LOVE YOUR GRAVIE!
Hey Eazy :hugs:
mizzdallas says:
IT was ALL tacky why bring drama to south africa… smdh heauxes!
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I was thinking the same thing…. Mother Africa cant get no love
First aparthied now this.
*sings ole negro spiritual
OK SO IT JUST GOT WACK AS FUK…
I HIT A BISH WITH A BOTTLE 
Did she say “gypsy puzzay?!”
OMG! 
Just want to say hello. Hello.
And I see someone got a day pass to visit SR today.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader this troll and her comebacks
Eazy says:
This was the best one Ive seen the entire season.!
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I agree! The last 2 minutes of the show had me rolling!
I get they need the arguments but that was the funniest one to date! Sheree looked like she wanted to laugh, Marlon sat on the stairs…it was just laughable
@EAZY I MISS UR PURRTY FACE…
marlo got sheree’s ass though…everything she said was hilarious…i wish i would go ANYWHERE w/ broads like this though. not happeneing at all
they coulda took all that to 3rd ward. acting a fool over there in the motherland. hmmph
I’m be like Ms. Joyce
Choc you say hello to Pillow Pet – Mommy
Mommy you say hello to Choco – Gyspy puzzy
Now you
and make up now, lawd was that 
in the cup? Thought it was 
And I see someone got a day pass to visit SR today.
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She really hates rejection
Owww kitty kitty!
I dont use them though Candi!
Too lazy..? LOL
Greatings Fam, glad everyone made it baack from the weekend – I watch this show with my daughter (16) and she said why would Cynthia go back and say something, I simply said “ratings”
cynthia and those janet jackson braids though…her and phaedra’s edges look like middle school girl’s edges (you know when they first start combing their own hair)
Gypsy Pussy miss me with that Cali – Nichole!
Ummmm @laker who is that man in your gravie??? He look like mike vick with a super perm
@SIS
THAT BISH IS ESSTOOOPID MAN!! 
WHERE ARE THE TURKEY BURGERS THO?? 
NOW I WANT SOME IN AND OUT!! 
i’m lazy too but i need one that will straighten it fast and cut thru the frizz
why can’t i just have an on-call hair stylist!?! life surely hasn’t been a crystal stair
I missed this ep so I have nothing to comment about
Choco aka Hippie says:
Are you smarter than a 5th grader this troll and her comebacks
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You keep hollaring that I’m bothering you. I already apologized for making you cry about questions to your own opinions.
If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win.
It’s best to back off now.
@lakes K, new avi in a minute :hugs:
bigtyme says:
cynthia and those janet jackson braids though…her and phaedra’s edges look like middle school girl’s edges (you know when they first start combing their own hair)
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Phaedra has some edges…..Cynthia lacks edges….I don’t think she was born with it….she needs make-up and weave at all times….I’m not even in to weaves but I’ll make an exception for her….
nene is going to leave the show after this season…she so doesn’t fit in w/ them. or they will learn from bethany leaving nyc and cast off the people that she is not getting along w/ BEFORE they lose her. they messed w/ bethany leaving nyc. the ratings took a hit after that.
MArlo needs her azz whupped!!!!
Thanks Cocoa! Rad huh? From Genia!
YSO!
My bff! Well, in my head anyway. 
@MIZZDALLAS
THAT SNOOP D 
GG U DINT KNOW??
@CHOCO
Maybe we should show it how to have a good back and forth cause this sht here…
Hey iheart :hugs:
This chit still comes on?
bnatural-when phaedra had that fall on w/ the headband, hers were looking thin too….and i agree. cynthia always needs weave!
Ummm…so…I am hearing Marlo (n) speak…:blink:
I refuse to believe there are no nuts and twigs under her skirt.
Why does NeNe have that scarf wrapped around her like that and them shades, bish be doin a whole lot
Missed this episode, waiting on the comments
OAN hey peeps
Cynthia is so messy…she started all of this. First of all, Sheree invited her to tag along;she went back and said “they invited her”. All these old bishes need to grow up. Marlon, talks too phucking much…shut up already, geesh!
@ SIS – I got the turkey burgers on the grill ratt now! Esstra pepperjack for you. You want bacon?!
DONT DO IT CHOCO!!
PrytiBrownIs says:
Did yall see Kandi sit down tho? She did NOT want none of that.
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Khandi has real money, why act a fool each week.
CandiB when you come home I will flat iron half your head for you, the back half.
I have an Izunami
#helpful
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
MArlo needs her azz whupped!!!!
aint nobody gonna fight ….
@cali mr.softee was coming at my mother. i dont care what situation he woulda ended up with. That my mommy dammit. if daddy would took two steps to the left….they wooulda had a man down situation
@SANDRA
What happened to the Morning Glory of Phaedra you promised a nigga? I know she got some azz/tiddy shots out there somewhere.
<<<<< YSO
OHoney
just the back? the middle is what i have trouble with *sigh*
ooooh :google: i saw that name brand on the internets, lemme go look again
When you go somewhere UNINVITED, this is what happens
If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win.
It’s best to back off now.
#SIMPLETON
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I got time so was good fool how you really tryn to ROCK
Heeeey YSO, OTB, Cfree, Eazy, bnatural, Melinla & Bigtyme
These are my Confessions
Sup yall
You never know who you’re gonna meet 
djm
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Jmo, I wear heels to the airport EVERY TIME
(Ms.Bonita’s voice–>) Rumor has it, that someone that never drinks got
drunk this weekend. If I see her on here Imma let yall know
LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@MIZZDALLAS THAT SNOOP D GG U DINT KNOW??
I swear that look like mike vick with synthentic wig on …
you forget all of these chicks are over 40!!!! i wish i would see my mama and her friends acting like this (b/c nene is close to my mama’s age), she would get a good bish sit down from me!
life surely hasn’t been a crystal stair
I LOVE when you go to crystal stairing.
Its been concrete for me too sis!
FEMME!!
We’re best buddies in my head too.
Choco aka Hippie says:
If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win.
It’s best to back off now.
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I got time so was good fool how you really tryn to ROCK #SIMPLETON
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It’s already been proven that you can be made to easily holla. You’re over your head, little girl.
Heeey Anna & Femme Fatale
@Iheart
I won’t get banned watch how diplomatic I play this!
Here pillow pillow pillow….
@ OTB whats up baby
@SIS SI ESSTRA BACON TOO!!
<<MOJITOS!
candibfly says:
OHoney the middle is what i have trouble with *sigh*
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I know
YSO
whats up
***outta lurkmode*** Marlo said ” We all know you return clothes to Neiman Marcus…I saw that tag still on your shirt when you came…**** bwahahahaha
@YSO whats up how are those big socks treating you
Floppy, are you really Sandra? Trying to engage with a known e-killer and all
#rhetoricalquestion
It’s already been proven that you can be made to easily holla. You’re over your head, little girl.
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you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
Cynthia had the nerve to say Phaedra’s robe came from Marshall’s…bish when Bar None closes, you will be shopping there, too!
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win.
It’s best to back off now.
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I got time so was good fool how you really tryn to ROCK #SIMPLETON
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It’s already been proven that you can be made to easily holla. You’re over your head, little girl.
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:stop: BOTH OF YOU! DIDN’T I JUST TRY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU BOFF LAST WEEK?!
YSO
twin i always wear comfy yet cute shoes, especially when i have a layover (which i try to avoid) bc it always seems like i gotta run to catch my plane. plus i seem to pull dudes when i’m dressed down anyway
:targetbrandsunglasses:
:hugs: Maven, OTB, Choco, YSo, Jmo, Al, Yall
Here pillow pillow pillow….
@iHEART
<—If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win. It’s best to back off now.
CHATTED!! :hugs:
YSoSrs says:
FEMME!!
We’re best buddies in my head too.
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@ YSO #teamaries
Chatted!
What’s good mama?
Oh, my! I smell, I smell, I smell ……GYPSY PUZZAY!!!!. It’s dumb, but it most definitely will give you sum……..
TATTED & and that sessi ass gravi
@JMO
Waitadamnminute! I wear heels all up and through the airport and on the plane! *What?!*
@Candi
Yes- human hair weave surely does frizz, drop and fall just like regla hair.
WHAt up eazy
@ya’ll – Heels in the airport, yes ma’m! Flats and socks in my carry on. Only need to be cute for checking in….
OTB
Whats going on
:dance:@ Eazy
@SIS DONT EVEN TRY TO MAKE PEACE BETWEEN THEM
U FINNA CATCH A WINDMILL FROM PILLOW.. THEN THE MESSICAN GOING TO COME OUT OF U 
IN HAND !!
The Makeup Maven says:
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
If you want to battle, it’s on. But chu ain’t gonna win.
It’s best to back off now.
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I got time so was good fool how you really tryn to ROCK #SIMPLETON
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It’s already been proven that you can be made to easily holla. You’re over your head, little girl.
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BOTH OF YOU! DIDN’T I JUST TRY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU BOFF LAST WEEK?!
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But you didn’t give me no money…….
<<< Wonders how a certain poster gets away with name calling and chit and still aint been
#ismellamole
bigtyme says:
you forget all of these chicks are over 40!!!! i wish i would see my mama and her friends acting like this (b/c nene is close to my mama’s age), she would get a good bish sit down from me!
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^^^^ This is what goes through my mind. My parents are in their 40s and I couldn’t imagine.
@Yall … I know Ms. homebody didnt go have a sip
@ SIS – Okay, esstra bacon. but instead of mojito’s, imma make my famous daiquiri’s.
Bacardi O
Frozen Fruit Juice (any flavor)
Rainbow Sherbert
Whipped Cream
Ice
Don’t get too tipsy, SIS!
And uh yeah I wear heels through the airport as well Im always in heels
Twin, THEEE only time that I am on time to anything—-is for the airport yo
(Damn, that’s sad now that I think about it 
)
I steps off the plane ready to go straight to what’s poppin #notnopartyclothesthough
CHOCO hey boo
EZ
<—-thread from the torn up pillow
Choco aka Hippie says:
you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
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#DEAD #DEAD #DEAD
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
YOU MAKE ME
@YSo, Ion want no battle
*tucks tail between legs and runs away*
iheart says:
<<< Wonders how a certain poster gets away with name calling and chit and still aint been
#ismellamole
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#teamsnitchesgetstitches
<<< Wonders how a certain poster gets away with name calling and chit and still aint been
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@ Cfree – Why thank you babe!
Tatted you look’n so bossy in that pic
Let me go do some work. Choco you want this other pillow or not? It’s wating in the
iheart says:
<<< Wonders how a certain poster gets away with name calling and chit and still aint been
#ismellamole
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Stay out of my head!
Tryna save on emoticons. I hear folks getting banned for abusing them and sht.
@OHONEY
Giiiiiiiiirl…
:hugs: @YALL & EASY
@ OHoney – Thank you mama! I thought it was too far away to really see!
Thank you again!
@Yall … I know Ms. homebody didnt go have a sip
*drinks naked juice (just for the name)*
Cali, I carry my footies with me. Heels are just for show. & if I’m not with the boothang, I wraps my hair too
@SIS
<<thats me after 3 
Does anybody subscribe to shoedazzle? If so how does it work? And what is the quality of the shoes? Just curious i keep seeing ads for it
OHoney says:
Tatted you look’n so bossy in that pic
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You slimming down too! You springing at the “chance” to get right for the summer?
Jmo, hmmmp yes she did
#shetookshotsyo 
Choco aka Hippie says:
you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
?
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Are you a woman after my own
@Cali
NO PILLLOWSSSSSSSSSSS (MommydearestVOice)
@Dougie
SMFH this bish said I smell I smell I smell – #HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
shoe dazzle looks cheap
i think u can find better quality shoes out there for around the same price
*whispers* me too Yall
@ Ebestie – yeah, I’m down like 28 lbs I think!
Last night was another snooze but the look on Nene’s face when she was standing between Marlo and Sheree was priceless. I found myself yelling at the TV when Nene made the comment that she wondered if she looked that ‘stupid’ when she got into arguments in the past. Now I know she watched reruns and saw how dumb she looked.
Where is my girl DyShaun at?!
I could use some witty commentary!
The Makeup Maven says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
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Are you a woman after my own
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Im still #DEAD at this
The Makeup Maven says:
@ OHoney – Thank you mama! I thought it was too far away to really see!
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We see them
and thats all we need to see 
@ SIS – Now, imma hav’ta call you a cab because you’re on your 5th daiquiri!
This is insane!
Wonders how a certain poster gets away with name calling and chit and still aint been
Cfree NOOOOO
Don’t do business with shoedazzle, they just had a breach of security and all of their customers info was compromised. #googleit
i finally bought some foldable flats (gray leopard print) from marshall’s so now i can just pop em in my purse
:wave: <—— one of prince's heels
Are you a woman after my own
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I’ve calmed down a bit but she put it out there and kept running off at the mouth #POW bish that’s what all that mouth will do for you!
@ Iheart –
WHERE MY SONG AT TODAY SO I CAN…..NEVERMIND!
WHAT?!?!
LOL, SAME SHIAT DIFFERENT DAY
ANY WHO, LOVED THE SHOW LAST NIGHT AS I’VE ALREADY STATED IN THE OTHER POST I’M TEAM MARLO, NOT CAUSE I LIKE HER BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GET KNEE DEEP IN SHEREE ARSE
SHEREE AINT WANT NONE FA SHO, SHE JUST DIDNT WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED AND SHE HATED THAT MARLO PUT ALL HER BUSINESS ON BLAST
MARLO 100 ABOUT HER SHIAT, SHE SAY SHE FUGS FOR MONEY VOLUNTARILY & PUBLICLY
BUT SHEREE STAY FRONTIN, I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HOUSE SHE WAS BUILDING, THE BLOWN UP MATTRESS SCENARIO, THE RETURNED CLOTHES SHIAT WAS FUNNY TOO
SHEREE NEED TO STOP FRONTIN SHE MESSY AS ALL HEY-AL, SHE PROVED THAT WHEN SHE WAS FLAKY WITH PHAEDRA AND THAT DAMN CHECK AND THE WHOLE CHILD SUPPORT CASE
AND THE HOUSE THAT I HAVENT SEEN ONE BRICK LAYED OR NO CEMENT MIXED YET, SHE IS FAKE/PHONY AND ONLY ASSOCIATES WITH FOLKS WHO SHE THINKS SHE CAN BENEFIT FROM AND SHE MAD AT NE NE CAUSE SHE DIDN’T SHOW FOR A APPEARANCE AND THE FOLKS ONLY PAID HER WHAT SHE WAS WORTH, AND NOT WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IF NE NE HAD SHOWN UP-LOL
THAT’S WHAT SHE’S MAD ABOUT, SHE DOESN’T GET PAID AS MUCH FOR AN APPEARANCE AS NE NE DOES ALL BY HERSELF-LOL
AND SHE SOLD THE HER AND HER HUSBAND’S HOUSE AND DIDN’T GIVE HIM HIS PORTION OF THE PROCEEDS, THAT’S WHY SHE’S AFRAID OF HIM, CAUSE SHE BELIEVES HE’S GOING TO SUE HER FOR HIS SHARE OF THE MONEY FROM THE SALE OF THE HOUSE
@Htown, Im jus sayin tho
Damn twin
Choco aka Hippie says:
you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
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Really? Well, I guess your keyboard really told me.
All I wanna say is: I bet your mother has a loud bark!
@SIS WHY MY BFF.. MY HERMANITA… MY HEART.. JUST TOLD ME SHE IS LEAVING THE STATES.. AND SHE DONT KNOW WHEN SHE COMING BACK :cry :hurt:
Marlon told her she was just in Onyx with known drug dealers
Yeah shoedazzle quality in their shoes don’t appeal to me!
Ya’llC good looking out
I need to get my spring shoe game up *sigh*
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
All I wanna say is: I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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OH SHYT AND HERE COMES MORE SHYT…
<<TURKEY BURGER NUMERO 2
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@JMO
Waitadamnminute! I wear heels all up and through the airport and on the plane! *What?!*
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If you be that random azz person struggling, getting in everyone’s way at the airport because you trying to look cute in heels, then we would have problems
I’ve calmed down a bit but she put it out there and kept running off at the mouth #POW bish that’s what all that mouth will do for you!
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What are you talking about, girl? You sound so juvenile. I bet you talk in a high, squeeky voice, don’t you?
All I wanna say is: I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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I bet your momma wishes she swallowed!
I like Cynthia’s braids
but they do look painful.
Last night’s show was funny to say the least. I fast forward through most of Kim’s segments.
@Pillow-Pet
I would tread REAL lightly if I were you…Choco’s been known to burn a candle or two when you get on her bad side…
#helpful
This ain’t beef, it’s beef jerky; as in dried the hell out.
Don’t know why somebody worried about a pussy that they ain’t licking or sticking any damn way.
@ SIS – Awwww, I’m sorry! Maybe you can go see her soon!
Shoe dazzle???
No, no and NO! Unless you like generic ass shoes that you can find in Rack Room, CitiTrends, etc. Oh yeah, and they over charge!
@CFREE
Bakers
FeFe says:
This is insane!
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Im glad youve been able to follow… cause this shiat got me more confused than Kim K doing algebra.
Sombody give me a blow by blow.
Cfree, try going to zappos.
*sets up nude hopscotch*
Floppy is Sandra, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it
Shhh @Iheart
and compare notes. 
Let’s go to the
Round of applause, baby make that ass clap
Drop it to the floor, make that ass clap
Round of applause, baby make that ass clap
Drop it to the floor, make that ass clap
let me see you, bust It, bust it, bust it, bust it, bust it, bust it
Baby drop it to the floor and
Bust It, bust It, bust it, bust it, bu-bust it, bust it
Drop it down and just,
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
you talk to fukn much I would’ve already punched you in your face you bout it or not stop procrastinating
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Really? Well, I guess your keyboard really told me.
All I wanna say is: I bet your mother has a loud bark!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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candibfly says:
i finally bought some foldable flats (gray leopard print) from marshall’s so now i can just pop em in my purse
:wave: <—— one of prince's heels
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Did you see the foldable rainboots on Groupon the other day?
and don’t make a fb album called ‘shoeacide’ full of shoe dazzle and chinese laundry shoes
This ain’t beef, it’s beef jerky; as in dried the hell out.
Don’t know why somebody worried about a pussy that they ain’t licking or sticking any damn way
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Right that comment was so tired I ignored her like bish for real! And she really is a JERK!
@SIS
SHE IS GOING TO NICARUAGA… AND I CAN TELL IM NOT GOING TO SEE HER FOR A LONG TIME.. LET ME STOP TALKN ABOUT IT… 
FeFe says:
@Pillow-Pet
I would tread REAL lightly if I were you…Choco’s been known to burn a candle or two when you get on her bad side…
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@ Iheart – thank you
Choco aka Hippie says:
All I wanna say is: I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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I bet your momma wishes she swallowed!
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Flucking
@jmo i didn’t know such a thing existed?! i haven’t had rainboots since i stepped in some dog poop in them and instead of cleaning them i threw them away
If her brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
*calls the warehouse back and asks for expedited shipping on my new T-shirts*
@FE
I promise Pillow will soon know what EVIL is!
@Candi, ANd what is wrong with Chinese laundry ma’am
You said it, I was thinking it
#pleadsthebloodofChristoverthispost
Who’s going to Nicaragua? They bringing that ish bak
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
I’ve calmed down a bit but she put it out there and kept running off at the mouth #POW bish that’s what all that mouth will do for you!
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What are you talking about, girl? You sound so juvenile. I bet you talk in a high, squeeky voice, don’t you?
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I think Im gonna start posting like Juvenile…
Laker you over there eating popcorn HA
Choco efighting Ha
Tattted you calline me ebro Ha… you overthere with the breast out HA.
JMO is a Huxtable HA.
candibfly says:
and don’t make a fb album called ‘shoeacide’ full of shoe dazzle and chinese laundry shoes
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can you transfer some ends into my PayPal?? I’m gon lose my job the way I just blurted out
@ SIS – I’m sowwy. We won’t talk about it now! We’ll wait until later!
Right that comment was so tired I ignored her like bish for real! And she really is a JERK!
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Said just like a 12-year-old. Wah! Wah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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@IGO
Now you know you don’t get much from getting blown.
@IGO
Now you know you don’t get much from getting blown.
since i stepped in some dog poop in them and instead of cleaning them i threw them away
@iheart nothing except when ur trying to brag on fb about ur high end shoe game and that’s what it consists of
@Htown
we really need to have a 
meeting to compare notes
I Go There says:
I think Im gonna start posting like Juvenile…
Laker you over there eating popcorn HA
Choco efighting Ha
Tattted you calline me ebro Ha… you overthere with the breast out HA.
JMO is a Huxtable HA.
YOU GET ON MY FAT AZZ NERVE!
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Why the fugg I just die a little!
@Candi
Here is the link. If it doesnt work, tell me your email address
http://www.groupon.com /ch /goods /deals/ gg-i-foldable-rain-boots
Take away the spaces
Yso
I Go There says:
I think Im gonna start posting like Juvenile…
Laker you over there eating popcorn HA
Choco efighting Ha
Tattted you calline me ebro Ha… you overthere with the breast out HA.
JMO is a Huxtable HA
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ya’ll are on a roll today! Im laughing too hard
shoeacide
Three thing that will occur in Pillow’s life this week
Bad Luck
Annoying Luck
Fuk’d up LUCK
Aw sht…Here comes the candles…
@IGO
@Iheart
sassiness8319 @
@candi
I meant to tell you I saw one of your tweets this weekend about your dog having gas and you had me…
I Go There says:
I think Im gonna start posting like Juvenile…
Laker you over there eating popcorn HA
Choco efighting Ha
Tattted you calline me ebro Ha… you overthere with the breast out HA.
JMO is a Huxtable HA.
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O ya’ll done lost ya dayum mind in hea today
Three things that will occur in Pillows life next week
Money Issues
Money LOST
MONEY STOLEN
@Candi, I can’t argue with that cause ain’t nuffin bout Chinese laundry “high end” But I bet it be them tax time ballas that post chit like that cause anyone else knows better
Choco aka Hippie says:
Three thing that will occur in Pillow’s life this week
Bad Luck
Annoying Luck
Fuk’d up LUCK
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It ain’t worth it Slicka!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Three thing that will occur in Pillow’s life this week
Bad Luck
Annoying Luck
Fuk’d up LUCK
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Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me,
@YSO … Why you stuttering and chit??
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
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Sorry…workin and sneakin.
My bff renamed you well.
OAN: I know one thing….your girl must have quit school cause they called recess and she don’t play.
YSO
Dont mean I still dont like it.
I heard Sheree got $800k from Bob and blew all of that money already, smh
@Cfree
Try Shoebuy.com as well- good sales.
Also- I checked the rules….and calling another e-poster names is FORBIDDEN.
BUT….
Calling their mammy’s, pappys, grandmammys, grandpappys, chirrens, dogsm kittens and roaches names….
Seems to be fair game. So..
PLAY BALL!
*shivers and exits*
#iknewitwascoming
fefe it was horrible. all of a sudden i would smell boiled eggs and side eye the shyt out of Snoopy. coulda at least warned me
What ever happened to the child support case
oops I forgot Sheree is a liar
I’m afeared now. Hold me. :hugs:
Juvenile.
It aint just a rapper.
@cfree-don’t do it! you can easily get those shoes in any club shoe store in the mall for cheaper than 30 dollars. in dallas, they sell the same shoes in big t’s bizarre for 20 bucks. i have a homegirl that can wear the heels, but my thought process is that if you are wearing over 4 inches it needs to be over 20 to not hurt (unless you count those damn jessica simpson shoes…those mugs are NOT comfortable, matter the prices…adding steve madden to that list too)
Three things that will occur in Pillow’s life the month of February
Broken Heart
Betrayal
REJECTION
I can see her with a few pet roaches..
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Three thing that will occur in Pillow’s life this week
Bad Luck
Annoying Luck
Fuk’d up LUCK
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Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me,
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^^^^
THIS muhfukka is psychotic. *Bernie from “Waiting to Exhale” voice*
sheree is so mfing lame! that is all i have to say…rolex but no house, rolex but no bed for her baby…indian remy but her kids hair isn’t combed…i can’t stand that chick!
bigtyme says:
(unless you count those damn jessica simpson shoes…those mugs are NOT comfortable, matter the prices…adding steve madden to that list too
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add every pair of heels from ALDO as well
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
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Sorry…workin and sneakin.
My bff renamed you well.
OAN: I know one thing….your girl must have quit school cause they called recess and she don’t play.
My baby happens to 
the name Chatted! 
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Oooh, so you in on it, huh?!
u know what?? ion thank i’m fuggin wit SR today tho!
*prays along side H*
Yall nuts!
Dougies 254
Steve Madden shoes suck on the comfort level.
@Yso
It’s ok bew! My Father will protect us 
OutsidetheBox says:
Juvenile.
It aint just a rapper.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Three things that will occur in Pillow’s life the month of February
Broken Heart
Betrayal
REJECTION
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Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me, Choco is ignoring me,
OutsidetheBox says:
I can see her with a few pet roaches..
She prob talk to them and errthang 
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@Tatted
Aw shucks the deed is done now – it’s out there! She would not leave me alone for no reason the bish was bothering me thats when you get your dome peeled back!
fayla come back!
come sit with me in the innocent corner and let’s talk about hair and lip gloss
@YSO IS CHOCO DOING HER WICKA THING??
@CHOCO DONT LET IT GET TO YOU..
The Makeup Maven says:
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
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Sorry…workin and sneakin. My bff renamed you well.
OAN: I know one thing….your girl must have quit school cause they called recess and she don’t play.
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Oooh, so you in on it, huh?! My baby happens to the name Chatted!
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That’s a good thing. Wouldn’t want no harm comin to my YSO.
Leaving food out and chit when she away..
Jessica Simpson makes the most comfy shoes EVEERRRRR!! All of the shoes I usually wear through the airport are my JS.
@JMO
Purse dangling from one elbow, pulling my wheeled carryon with the other and fast-paced high-stepping like Naomi is finna sponsor me. What?! <— *Tamar Voice*
Oh no- I don’t be all slow and struggling with it. I be looking real diva-like.
I'm also one of those annoying bishes with heels AND sunglasses on in the airport. *swivels in my chair*
Pillow aint got no luck Ha
Choco burning candles HA
OTB wanna meet my Bro Ha
I can do this shait all day.
Steve Madden shoes suck on the comfort level.
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@Pillow
What are your favorite colors? Black?
OutsidetheBox says:
Steve Madden shoes suck on the comfort level.
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but I just cant stop myself from buying them 
Anybody ever read the story of the man who woke up late and was a roach?!
He still tried to go to work and everything
I think Marquez was the author, I think
SANDRA! Would you freakin
already??! What about the rules 
Chit giving me a headache and making we wanna log off and do work.
pm
264 OutsidetheBox says:
I can see her with a few pet roaches..
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YUP! that & the ALL WORK & NO PLAY post got a bish
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Tatted
Aw shucks the deed is done now – it’s out there! She would not leave me alone for no reason the bish was bothering me thats when you get your dome peeled back!
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Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me, Choco is STILL ignoring me,
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cry, Choco, Cry!
We have to be careful what we put out there @Choco
It’s not worth it to me…you should really watch that.
#no offense
#helpful
Eazy says:
bigtyme says:
(unless you count those damn jessica simpson shoes…those mugs are NOT comfortable, matter the prices…adding steve madden to that list too
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add every pair of heels from ALDO as well
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hell yeah! i stick to sandals in aldo! i f w/ ninewest all day every day, those are the only shoes i find to be consistently comfortable.
I’m also one of those annoying bishes with heels AND sunglasses on in the airport.
Well not on the annoying part yo
I sometimes even pay the wheelchair people to ride me to my gate
#nolines #vipstyle 
:hugs: @LAKER
That’s what it looks like. I don’t even want to know why Choco needs her favorite color.
Ha.
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
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Sorry…workin and sneakin. My bff renamed you well.
OAN: I know one thing….your girl must have quit school cause they called recess and she don’t play.
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Oooh, so you in on it, huh?! My baby happens to the name Chatted!
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That’s a good thing. Wouldn’t want no harm comin to my YSO.
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YSO is my baby’s godmother….when I have one! She called EVERYTHING from the gate when we thought we were being slick!
Yall still crazy says:
I sometimes even pay the wheelchair people to ride me to my gate #nolines
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YWTF
@HTOWN
I was careful I think you should give advice to her #REAL TALK
She still won’t leave me alone! SO FUK IT! THAT BISH CAN STEP IN ONCOMING TRAFFIC FOR ALL I CARE!
I don’t even want to know why Choco needs her favorite color.
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Makes the spell more accustomed and personal for her!
@twin i think that’s the book metamorphosis
No I’m not Honey
#iamgettingbetter
*whispers* And when I’m with the Grandmother, we rides the buggy! *beep beep beep flashing lights* and I be sitting on the buggy watching all the people watching me
they be all ” who’s that?” 
djm yo
@Yall
smh
@YSO
HOLD ME!! NOT HER COLOR THO!! 
You wanna be special???!?!?!??! OKAY!!! You get your own damn spell!!
Boogity boogity BOO!
Twin, it might be! I loved reading that! Marquez was supposedly the first fictional writer like that. He had some other ones that were good too.
Him and Sandra Cisneros got me into reading that kind of writing…
#iwouldbeanerdbutiamtoofineyo #humble
#iwouldbea nerd but iam too fineyo #humble
You wanna be special???!?!?!??! OKAY!!! You get your own damn spell!!
Boogity boogity BOO!
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i’on like this kinda talk!
Hey Tatted – I had to do some work and just saw your shout out. Your pic is fabulous girlie.
Be careful what you wish for.
tatted come with me into the new post :2dance:
The Makeup Maven says:
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Femme Fatale says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Femme Fatale – WHAT THE HEYUL YOU KNOW BOUT CHATTED?!
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Sorry…workin and sneakin. My bff renamed you well.
OAN: I know one thing….your girl must have quit school cause they called recess and she don’t play.
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Oooh, so you in on it, huh?! My baby happens to the name Chatted!
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That’s a good thing. Wouldn’t want no harm comin to my YSO.
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YSO is my baby’s godmother….when I have one! She called EVERYTHING from the gate when we thought we were being slick!
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My YSO is clairvoyant. She be seein shyt. We all just gone have to be one big azz happy cray cray family then.
@ Mel – Thank you babe! I appreciate it!
@ candi – I’m on my way boo! :2dance:
@Choco
I understand that. I do. But I think that each time you do these things you are inviting something you may not want into your life. Why not just ignore her and say a prayer for her well being instead. I ignore her nonsense and engage her in things that she speaks with intellect on. She isn’t dumb at all, I’ve peeped some really intelligent posts, but because she is annoying those seem to be overlooked. Just let it and her go. she now has white font to you
Choco getting her black magic on HA
Eye of newt, Hide the chicken feet HA
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
I sure hope gypsy puzzay doesn’t show up.
Her puzzay cries “real” tears, so don’t ask her any easy questions.
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WTH going on in here
Did I really need to read all this shyt *looks up*
Anna says:
PrytiBrownIs says:
Did yall see Kandi sit down tho? She did NOT want none of that.
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Khandi has real money, why act a fool each week.
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So is Kim and Kandi getting a spin off show. That other site is saying that two of them will be replaced and they are considering Rudy…. Who definitely doesnt fit in
I was
when Sheree kept saying Marlo slept with an 80 yr old man for money. Like she didnt sleep with Bob’s crooked eye azz for the same reason. She cant honestly say she thought Bob was fine az hell when they met or had a great personality 
What you put out comes back three fold. Take care.
steph L says:
Cynthia had the nerve to say Phaedra’s robe came from Marshall’s…bish when Bar None closes, you will be shopping there, too!
Thats how they stay wealthy for decades. Even if Phaedra did get it from Marshalls, her money is still longer than Cynthia. So Cynthia’s azz needs to tag along with Phaedra on the next Marshall run so she will have a little extra money left to give Peter’s azz 
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That was broke bytch syndrome to the fullest!! How does she think the wealthy stay wealthy? Do you know how many millionaires shop at the thrift store and rarely spend their own money
OTB!!! I see you mama with Chocolate Noir!!!!! do that shyt!!! one of my favorite prints!!
On topic!!!! Im tired of these modern day minstrel show players always dropping what they got and how much it cost..
What real player with money does that?…Marlo check your Etiquitte for the Ghetto hand book and get back to me on that one
I wish someone would drop how much they spent at a Barnes and Noble or a dayum Borders book store!!!!!
and they gibber jabber shyt at the end… ~blankstare~ on the fact you simply ran out of shyt to say…
#thedumbbytcheskeepgettingshowsthough