Please note that the following is a positive post…
Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer Monique Lhuillier. Beyonce accessorized her dress with a Chanel purse, Gucci strappy heels, and blue sapphire jewels by Lorraine Schwartz. Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
Photos: Beyonceworld.net
but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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What yall like with yall steaming hot fish? Hot sauce, mustard..
Please note that the following is a positive post…
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wife and baby mother
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Sandra, you betta stop b4 u get another 4 page letter from a Beyaki stalker..
Lawd have mercy….
This was a nice nasty post. I bet they baby is. Ring well cared for in her absence.
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second. – Sandra Rose
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This is about as positive as you can get about this chick, huh?
I am so sick of Beyawnce
Although I think Auntie has a point with her 
Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….
Sandra, at least you tried. I’m sure the baby is in good hands. She looks beautiful.
but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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So much for that disclaimer.
I like her nail polish
Sandra….don’t you change nuthin….aint nobody forcing anyone to read anything. I was hoping I wouldn’t see bey for about 3 months….I’m already on overload
Sis is that Big Ang in your gravi..?
Beyonce is serving superstar mother of one to a baby girl by the name of Blue Ivy and you bytches will deal.
DOES A TWO SNAP Z AND FALLS ON MY BACK LIKE ALL THE QUEENS DO
Love the sapphire jewelry!
I have a polish very similar to Bey’s. Thinking ’bout rocking it next week while on i’m on vacay!
just read the post
You should tatted!! I like it!!
Moon pie and yo z snap fall out
@SIS
I don’t watch her but I saw this pic and it screamed to me “New Gravi”.
Please deal! *z snaps*
On topic-I need that ensemble in my life for next weekend…
I am thoroughly pissed off today, first of all three of my students got two extra months for fighting over fukking food, who the fuk does that. This now means that I have will have three extra cadets who have already been through their beginner’s phase and will not just sit there like bumps on fukking logs. Second, on the the females has gotten her azz in hot water and is being removed from bootcamp to go spend the rest of her time at the women’s prison, I do have to admit, the less females the better, females in men jail together does not work out well 
Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate, I’m sorry but my only requirement is to go inform a CO, after that I am done, I don’t need a four hour training to tell me how to do that shat…#endrant…
Her chest..
It look like it hurt.. 
That’s my b*itch
and that blue nail polish and ring is kute….
Big Ang is hard not to love
DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!
check out the second pic!
@Moon pie
Sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
LOVE BEYONCE, but she rocking the A. Keys legs!
I’m normally not a fan of “blue” (and black together) but I like that nail polish and the mink Chanel muff she’s rocking.
Jay Z’s wife and baby mother, Beyonce, stepped out for the 2nd night in a row wearing a dazzling black dress by designer…… NICE
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second Gotcha Gotcha Bish!
Bey is just one biscuit away, Just one
Roc says:
Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….
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and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
Chit, theyre excellent spellers.
Dayum Sandra!!!! Solange done already sent you one “please don’t do that” letter
“Third, I have to go to a four hour training on what to do when staff/inmate are raping another inmate”
“but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”
oh the shade Sandra.
[Beyonce]
A woman
She likes to talk, and work it out
And a woman
Likes for you to watch her back, protect her crown
[Mary J. Blige]
A woman
Don’t only want your make-up sex
She wants your respect
Oh, and a real woman never wanna walk into a room, see another woman knowing information, she don’t even know about her man
look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
DAT NIGGA JULIUS STARING AT BEYONCE’S AZZ LIKE A HUNGRY SAINT BENARD!!!!
check out the second pic!
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I HATE that I went to check that pic out!
Sandra, your Bey shade is so predictable.
I didn’t know Bey was supposed to stay in the house until Lil 4 learned to walk in her first 6 in stilettos. The more you know.
but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
Sandra u do realize Beyonce is back to her fighting weight.
Chocolate Diva says:
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Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
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@Chocolate Diva, now you know the rules don’t apply to them. They are perfect in everyway according to Sandra…..:rolleyes:
@Genia
@Lady_L…chicks just like me
@ Chocolate Diva- I’m really wondering what that is in ur gravi…
@ JMO – I’m thinking about it….SERIOUSLY! that, or htis emerald green I have! It’s sessy on my toes!
Lady_L says:
Roc says:
Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….
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Carry on 
and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
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Now see this above comment struck a nerve ^^ I mean really, come on, like she still wasnt bussing wide open for Jay her a$$ just used Birth control, Beyonce is not a example smh, and yes I had my daughter out of wedlock
Lady_L says:
Roc says:
Sandra did you really call this woman his baby mother? Please leave that shyt for us chicks that have babies and and ain’t married….
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and don’t forget all the CHICKS who had babies by men BEFORE they were married.
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*cues* Fantasia “Baby Mama”
YSO
MY FUY’CHA BABY GOD MOMMY!
Genia
YOU BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN YOU!
Morning EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
@Tatted
:2dance: <——- the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland. Nene is going to have to balance it on her head like an African pack mule. So we're practicing on how we're going to present it to her.
#dressrehersal
Beyonce looks great! Nice try Sandy, but this is a nasty nice post!
Let’s not start today. Leave the shade to Sandra please and thanks.
Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.
Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back.
:hugs: @CHATTED
WHERE IS MY PEDRO??
I TALK TO YALL LATER 
I got barf bags on the ready..
Sandra ain’t got one bit of be nice in her body when it comes to Bey-Z
@ Man…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size.
@ Pryn :2dance: <— the bow is actually ALL THE LATEST CHANEL HANDBAGS, TOPPED OFF W/BEYONCE'S ROUNDED OUT AZZ!
Chocolate Diva says:
@Moon pie
Sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
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Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry and we see they turned out ok according to you.
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the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.
Its purty.
OutsidetheBox says:
Damn the dogs is barking hollering and everything else in this peice.
Dont hit her. She’ll hit you back.
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OTB & YSO – What’s going on??? What the fck i’m missing??? What shade???
PLEASE TELL ME!!! 
**Lifts head up do my bytch got on a Chanel muff falls the fukk back out in extra dramatic form**
They aint READY. Prolly training lil Blue to go out on tour and play at least two gotdamn instruments.
#watchthecrib
Yall want me to write an “Auntie Inspired” real post?(a what she would’ve wrote style post)
@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
Folks really be pressed over these comments huh???
Are you a natural blonde? Or do you just play one on the blogs?
@YallStill
#watchthecrib
Classic
Michelle Obama called Barack her baby daddy as a joke but Sandra can’t make a joke about Beyonce. Jay Z a baby daddy anyway to that baby in Trinidad stop acting like the Carter-Knowles are a holy family or something
@SIS
Like this crisp white button up…
Who has hacked Yso’s login?
That little one better not had done nothing to my e-friend :scowls:
Morning everyone! :2dance: <—me and cousin spinning and throwing clear confetti in the air.
Oh my…
It’s gonna be a good day on SR. A very good day.
You got something in your gravi eye…
@DIMPZ
“…..He’s looking at her shoes wondering if they come in his size. ”
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Prolly thinking:
“That bytch can’t wear that dress like me!”
Just trying to see what the fluck they talking bout
@YSO
HOLD ME!!
@DIMPZ :2dance:
Roc says:
@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage.
not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. 
but she is a good entertainer though.
@ Namesake
@KITRINA
#PraiseBeysus
#Jaymen
she looks……….wait for it…………very nice
see stans I can give her a compliment when its due..
#asyouwere
…i’m offically a tax time baller!!
MAN, thank you for fast tracking my shit through….. time to Ball out…
*Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*
And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!!
@ SIS – I don’t know
is going on! All I know is I try and stay clear of the dumbshyt…IT GET RIDIC SOMETIMES like we’re back in middle school, BUT A BISH KEEP COMING BACK!!!! 
#teamfukkyofeelingsson
Cousin :2dance:
OTB, who you talking to? Well, IONO care, I only care if it’s to me. #iamlost
Lakes! :2dance:
Namesake!
Oh Lawd what have I walked into today…
Morning folks
Ebro
I’ONO
is going on, yo!
@ACE
“i’m offically a tax time baller!!
MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…”
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No problem my nigga.
@jazi65
I’m still typing like yo gravi. My cakes look real nice in my black slacks all tooted and booted
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Roc says:
@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.
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Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing
@I GO THERE
Your gravies are always classy and well thought out!
Thick…..dayum….
And lmfaoooooooooooooooo @ Sandra ….
@IGO
SSDD.
DIMPZ!! :hugs:
:hi:I Go.
I’m lost too…but enjoying the ride.
@ Mamacita – Oh, yo azz
too?! 
OutsidetheBox says:
the bow is the latest bauble that Beyonce is having Marlo bring back from The Motherland.
Its purty.
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It probably won’t be the same color by the time it makes it back to these here UNTIED states of America. I can see Marlo “boof”‘n it.
Me and my boof, and my boof, boof ridin’…
@jenie: OK…I don’t really care about if she had that baby or not. That shyt is REAL stupid.
My point was on the baby mama shyt. I’m one and will go batshyt crazy when people talking about it. We can’t control it.
Chocolate Diva says:
Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
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The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
Ace says:
…i’m offically a tax time baller!!
MAN, thank you for fast tracking my **** through….. time to Ball out…
*Transfers Money from his Savings to his Checking and wipes his card on his pants*
And we gonna do the same chit…again…Tommorow!!
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Becareful you know that tax money don’t last long you gone be looking sick in April
@ACE
@ GAGirl
<—– me shaking my head REALLY FAST! Don't do it!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Roc says:
@jenie I’m sure she meant it just like she typed it. There are a lot of us that had babies without being married, engaged, etc…what is your point?
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My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.
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GAgirl:
Whether she was busting that pussy ova to Jay before marriage is her business so what’s the big deal it’s her pussy… Not tryna be funny or nothing
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YSO!
Mamacita says:
Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
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What do you mean?
In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.
Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.
says:
Chocolate Diva says:
Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
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Sandra says:
The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
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CHILE BOO
AWWWW SNAP COUSIN, WORD ON THE STREET IS ACE IS BUYING OUR MACY’S LUNCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BALLIN
Teambeyawncesaysfucyourfeelings
WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
@Tatted Giiiiiirl…I never thought I’d live to see the day…
Kitrina says:
“but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”
oh the shade Sandra.
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Where is the shade?
@Tatted… Im not about to try to find out either…
@Man
THanks homie…
@CD
Thanks for keeping it tooted in the air for me
lovezoe says:
In other news, Uncle Sam won’t be visiting my acct until AT LEAST the 21st.
Also, Pilar done sued Deion for the incident that happened on the 6th. She must be broker than a joker.
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Mines said the 21st too, whats the hold up this year I thought it took 2weeks
@CHATTED & LAKER
Start at comment #53. That’s all I’m a say.
:rollseyes:
beyonce never screwed jay before they got married. he is the only man she’s ever “known”. isn’t her body hawt? i can’t wait for blue ivy’s clothing line so i can buy my little pumpkin some $50 jeans. does anyone have the link to jay’s foundation? i want to donate.
@ Cousin….Lemme go get his damned debit card before he starts dressing Mercede’s(his car) ass!
Sandra Rose says:
Mamacita says:
Oh Sandra, even when you TRY to be nice it’s laced with shade…smh
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What do you mean?
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@YSO
whats up… what does SSDD mean
@Mzwhang
Whats up
The Makeup Maven says:
WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
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@ YSO – I decided to NOT be lazy today and go up and actually read the comments….I SEENT IT, I SEENT IT! <— old lady from Women of Brewsters Place voice
@Sandra
Since you responded to me about Tiny let me ask you this question. When her son is in need of obvious discipline due to the lack of his parents raising him, multiple drug and felony charges do you think it is smart and responsible for her to be saying she wants to have another baby. Oh yeah and the fact that she’s on the road with the OMG girls and still following TIP as he tries to reclaim his throne
@ Tatted you KNOW I don’t argue boo
I’m just saying my peace what’s that saying you say about 24 hours in a day 
@Tatted :2dance:
…as we dance the night awaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Can’t do sandals in the middle of winter like that! A peep-toe, maybe. She looks GAWJUS!
@YSO OH..
JMO says:
The Makeup Maven says:
WHY DOES EEERYTHANG GOTTA BE A COT DAYUM ARGUMENT! ’tis why I barely fck (I don’t mean this literally, of course) w/women!
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You know I had to be clear on that, right!
The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
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This is bullshyt….there is NEVER an excuse to leave your children and run after a man.
Nikki (sp
) Looks soooo pretty up there yo! Hide her! Stat! Veil her up or something 
@SANDRA
““but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”
oh the shade Sandra.
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Where is the shade?”
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You didn’t even mention the surrogate mother or anything. What else do they want from you???
@Sandra
baby mother
while she chases the spotlight
Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.
jeniefrumdabloc says: My point is either way its sex before marriage. not to mention all people can assume about Beyawnce, is that she lives her life on the straight and narrow, I sorry but I don’t buy dat ish one bit, that chick seems phony as hell in my book, and always have seemed that way. but she is a good entertainer though.
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jenie, this is supposed to be the POSITIVE post. you can’t talk like that in this one! this one is for the stans!
Chocolate
@ Mother Jefferson….Who is that in your gravi(s)? I always mean to ask then leave or get caught up in something else.
Happy hump day everyone!
I’m sure baby blue has a designated breastfeeder so she’ll be aiight.
#teambytchyoudontwantit
free says:
beyonce never screwed jay before they got married
gurl bye!
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@ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew!
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
I know tatted
@CD I still love and hate your gravi for some reason.
Thanks Cousin!
@ Man…I know right? They just won’t let Sandy be great.
@ Pryn :2dance: <— BEYONCE'S KITTYKAT!
OAN, Pryn…why was I FCKIN' HOLLERIN' off of you "boof boof!"
Hey Laker
WHats up
@free oh my bad didnt know it was a stan post
But ask me do I give a 
@ JMO
YO’ AZZ DON’T MISS A BEAT!
I sense tension in the air
:bringsoutstripperpole: Somebody needs to clean it though….
Hmmm good post Sandra….keep it nice for the kiddies lol
The Makeup Maven says:
@ GAGirl – YOU KNOW COT DAYUM WELL I wasn’t tawkin’ bout you bew!
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
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That’s it’s
if everybody would do that then world would be a better place 
IS MY SIS WHISTLING???
Mamacita says:
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WHY I JUST SAW THAT SHYT!
@ MzDimplez1123 the super fine nathan owens
@IGO
SSDD = Same Sht, Different Day
(goes to write a letter to tell folks to let Sandra be happy)
Sandra Rose says:
Chocolate Diva says:
Didnt Tiny leave her sons with her mother to follow Clifford on his road of dominating the Hip Hop industry…
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The boys were toddlers. They didn’t just crawl out of her womb when she left them in the care of her loving mom.
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**Hands Moon pie her membership card**
I’m not only a client I’m the player president.
<—- HAS IT BAD AS HEYUL!
<— me swooning, then fainting!
@MAMACITA
at Man’s Gravi!!!!!!!”
”
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Did you notice the light skin brother in the pic is tilting his head ever so lovingly?
Who turned this into the coo coo post? I need answers
#lostyetagane
A muff AND open toed shoes go together???
@GAGIRL
I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..
Same chit different day
@Man
Tatted … I sure don’t
Where is Tertra114 and that gravi??
Man, that pic needs a body language assessment
Lovely couple.
Hey Chellbell
I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
smurfette
raises hand 
@YSO
Okay I thought it was some S&M shait…. I was about to get a lil scared
Ace says:
@GAGIRL
I got 57.2% of what i got last year…so i think i can make it to May…..
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That’s what’s up
@ Strawberrys
*puts on nerd glasses* Nope Creamy, roaches are asexual, only male and female partners got on
ShelleBelle
Bye everybody
@YALL
“Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
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Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.
Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.
Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship.
Yes Sandra Beyonce is very stylish. These house of dereon hip enhancers Posche bought me for Xmas have given me that coke bottle silhouette that brangs all the boys to the yard. Yusss honey…Speaking of Posche…Where is she
Yall ol clique-E, subliminal posting heffas ran her off huh? Come back Posche. Don’t let these mean girls scare you!!!! 
(Lionel Jefferson voice) Jenie, Jenie, Jenie
:hugs: @KEI
I found JoJo! One of mine had him tucked under their bed with the stray socks. I dusted him off and sent him through UPS. Be looking out.
She looks great. I do note that she ain’t wearing the same push-up bra she was yesterday.
On the other, other hand:
Sandra: “….but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second.”
Oh, my sweet gerkin!
@YSO
Come get JoJo so I can go run!
Has anybody participated in S&M???
I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
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Big ones, small ones, tall ones , and short ones
@YSO
“Lovely couple.”
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I saw this posted on another site discussing Prop 8 in Cali. Not sure who they are.
Poor Julian He has the “Im sick of this shyt” look
@ strawberrys and cream wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
Things that make you go hmm… Lol
Why folks leaving?
What yall tombout?
I just came from my annual review…tryna see if my raise “good” or not..
Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.
As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body
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Brenden, shouldn’t you be at you weekly colonoscopy appt?
@YALL #195 which Lionel…the authentic one or that canal street version
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YALL
“Man, that pic needs a body language assessment ”
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Notice you don’t see the dark skinned brother’s right arm or the light skinned brother’s left arm. That the classic “Grabbing Each Other’s Azz” posistion for poses usually reserved for a couple.
Also notice the tilted head of the light skinned brother.
Their stern looks also denote an expression of “And What?” As if they are defiant upon societies view of their relationship.
NaijaGal says:
Has anybody participated in S&M???
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@NAIJA
“Has anybody participated in S&M???”
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I think everyone has, depending on how you define it.
Please note that the following is a positive post…
Jay Z’s wife and baby mother
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Sandra u are a mess
Oh, my sweet gerkin! <—Who says this? Really?
I’m really feeling Bey’s blue polish and jewels. She inspired me to rock my blue suede shoes to work today…
@sandrarose…
You give me life!!!
When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..
Hello All…
@IGO IM GOOD NOW
U LOCA.. 
<<READY TO CATCH THAT AZZ!!
@SIS
Naija, the one the moved on up
AYE! AYE! AYE! @ Tatts & Ya’ll
The cockroaches on Noah’s arc?
@JMO
damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!
i do my own on turbotax….
@YALL
“Man, I was moreso looking at the point where the chests touch.
As a lady, there are two different ways that we take photos with guys, 1) space in between, and 2)like up there, like in a lil nook of each’s body ”
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Yeah…translation:
1.) Just friends pic
2.) We flucking pic
You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there.
Call me the front row passenger on the very short yellow bus ala dumb and dumberer because I went to said post and still don’t get what the problem is
NO MOTHERFLUCKING E-FIGHTING EITHER! <—-Intense
Love, peace and chicken grease ( the one on the back of the stove in the coffee tin)
@Yall,,,Chile,,,I had to stop my weekly colon cleansings and opt for a doctor apt…You know how you can see all the sammiches and hamhocks an chittlins and gerbils and what not come out in the tubes…Whelp a few worms showed up in minez
That damn water in Mexico 
ok ok ok so maybe it wasn’t the Mexican water,,,It was probably the hooker 
Chile now I know how my dog fluffy felt when he had worms. This ish make yo booty hole itch. I did like he does and draged my but across the carpet all last night trynna scratch that itch 
@ SIS – I’m all discombobulated in the head…IN A GOOD WAY!
:2dance: <<< lessons for OTB
Please note that the following is a positive post…
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You know what? You do not have to have a disclaimer for moi (since Frenchy azz started this ish…when Yves needed to be sleep somewhere over there in France at dayum near midnight but up writing letters and shyt).
And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.
Ms.Fashion says:
@sandrarose…
You give me life!!!
When I had my son, I was not thinking about the night life. I know you all going to say I am not Beyonce and not an entertainer. But I am a mother like she is now and all I wanted to do was be home with my baby. Whether he was sleeping or not. I just wanted to be there. No one else was going to tend to my child. I thought that was the natural feelings of a mother…..
Hello All…
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Well, like Sandie said, Beyaki is an ENTERTAINER first. Plus, I haven’t seen her mother or her sister in awhile. They are properly taking care of that baby. And it’s only for a few hours. They got household help for just about every little thing. That baby’s feet will not touch the floor for another five years.
Sandy so 2 b a good mom u can’t step out & get some fresh air, really,, tell em why u really mad
Beyonce just gave birth & looks great, her faithful haters r outraged..
U act like she out here clubbing
Oh Sanny Girl, yous ain’t NEVA gon change
@Man so what do you consider S&M
Why didn’t you ask Deem the roach question yesterday yo?
@Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that
look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!
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Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..
@MAN
Black love is a beautiful thing. Don’t make one of these lurkers write a letter. Cause they will.
Folks make me sick.
Beyonce looks very nice in these pics
#positive
Yeah…translation:
1.) Just friends pic
2.) We flucking pic
You can tell it was a close embrace because you can’t see their left and right arms respectively. That’s REAL love right there.
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Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
checking out the Gravi and Good Lawd Tertra114 is that who I think it is your Gravi
FE FE!!!!!!!!!!!
I
your gravi Hun!
The roaches on NOAH ARK IS:
That is just how I feel when people say stupid stuff.
Like folks going crazy over celebs bey and jay etc…, something is truly wrong with the minds of people
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :2dance:
we off topic yet?
And I saw on the other post that SUPPOSEDLY folks are dack riding for you Sandra in order to keep their log in. Which is a gatdayum LIE cause my azz been banned’ed 6 or 7 times…so many I done lost count. So fugg what folk say. Folks make me sick.
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I saw that Ms.Fashion
1. media blitz-natural birth/breast feeding
2. media blitz-how she got her shape back quickly
3. fitness workout dvd
Or something like that
<—Can't tell who that is in Tetra's gravi
@NAIJA
I guess if it involves “pain = pleasure” some could consider it S & M.
So slapping the azz, hair pullin, chit like that could be considered a form of S & M.
I view personally view it as bondage tho. I think that’s the “beginning” point. IMO.
Ms.Fashion says:
look at her beautiful body! she really is amazing to have bounced back and look so fit a month after her pregnancy!
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Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..
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yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!
if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!
So basically we just dont want Bey to have set-back?? Yeah, thats it. All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart.
You can’t always get what’chu want
You can’t always get what’chu need
@Lakers
@lashelle
Thanks hon!
@Dimpz
:2dance: hey there gorgeous!
@Dimpz
That’s Adam Levine and his girlfriend is covering his dyck
Ace says:
@JMO
damn you….don’t miss chit do you?!
i do my own on turbotax….
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Are you typing from home yet twin?
I am gonna fight with congress to get a bill pass on this. it’s really making humans look stupid
<<<<smh. I wish i was a body of water 
so I dont have to see how stupid people can be about celebs 
ACE!
*slips wallet with debit card out back pocket*
Kdub says:
Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
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@K DUB
“Well in the embrace in the pic I saw last week of my ex and his new boo thang (who looks and is shaped like like a stunt double for Ving Rhames) it looked like “nigga you BEST standyo azz up here and SMILE…or Imma putcho azz in a half nelson soon as my sister put this camera down”
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Not Ving Rhames stunt double!
@ Fe…
<—That's Nikki, my daughter but, thank you.
@Fefe purdy gravi mama-cita
about the S&M thang….I’m always afraid…some of those S&M folks..with the whips and bondage thang….nah..I’ll pass.
But some hair tuggin and buttocks slappin at the right time..is ALWAYS on point.
@ACE I HERE
WERE WE GOING??
All this concern. Swells my tiny ass heart
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Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there
For the record I kind of think she actually did have the baby and all that jazz…but the whole start of it all WAS weird, and anyone who denies that is delusional IMHO…
Subliminals.
They aint all equal. 
OH well, i’ll talk to you lovely ppls later. Gonna go see if Jordan’s BDay present has left China yet and go watch a movie.
@Dimpz
Oh I knew that was your purrty daughter…but you’re still gorg!
@mzwhang
Thanks hon! :hugs:
Nope.
Aww, thanks Fe!
So are you!
*runs tongue across Laker’s gravi and runs off*
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Pretty Gravi Fi
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
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Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!
Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
Oh I can’t with these gravi’s
**Stands next to sis and begins to sing**
Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can’t complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It’s only beginning to find release
Oh the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own, all ’cause you won’t listen
I am alone at a crossroads
I’m not at home in my own home
And I’ve tried and tried
To say what’s on my mind
You should have known oh
Now I’m done believing you
You don’t know what I’m feeling
I’m more than what
You’ve made of me
I followed the voice, you gave to me
But now I’ve gotta find my own
You should have listened
Adam Kinda fine in that Gravi, I wonder how big is his girlfriends hand
@Dimpz and Smurfette
Thanks chicas!
i’m leaving at lunch twin
Soooo the Alphas here got in trouble for Hazing (the UF chapter)..
My son has been invited to play the younger self of a Q-Dog in their step show cause he got dreads..and them same dreads have the little boys at the club wanting “to fight him” cause they think he hard.
Whats going on in yall world?
@Dimpz your daughter is pretty .
And all the bey stans, yall good with me.
I am talking about this woman that dyed her hair like bey, she scopes everthing out about this woamn and do it. her man look like a moose, she is trying to get preggo she tatted BLUE IVy on her body, her desk has blue everything, and she is going thru a legal name change SHE IS SICK,
Strawberrys and cream says:
I wonder did noah have any roaches on the ark.
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Why did you hurt my soul like that!!!!
Yall still crazy says:
Honey’s belly is flat this week 
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I’m carrying in my back rolls
S/O to Saucey!!!
Not Ving Rhames stunt double!
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@242 The bish is so hit it made me e-stutter…I put in two “likes”
But yes she look like whoever said it last week…an official taster for Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins.
Did she go Plan B?
Ms.Fashion says:
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
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Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!
Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
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No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”
@Strawberry
Yall still crazy says:
Are you typing from home yet twin?
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Chocolate Diva says:
**Stands next to sis and begins to sing**
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Yall still crazy says:
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Everyone and these damn e-families … I’m so confused!
I’m carrying in my back rolls
Now you know what…
OHoney says:
Yall still crazy says:
Honey’s belly is flat this week 
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I’m carrying in my back rolls
S/O to Saucey!!!
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Moon pie u are my lil sis :hugs:
Now shut up
*hands OTB’s son a tied up sock filled filled with 5 stainless steel nuts*
That’ll teach them jokers & the first unlucky dude can tell them all about it. There won’t be a second one
@CHOCOLATE DIVA…………. WHAT IS THIS WOMAN THAT IS A FEW DESK OVER FROM ME
with all that 
ughh she urks me just be your dam self 
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
But the saying is there are 24 hours in a day….12 to mind my bidness, and 12 to leave yours alone!
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Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!
Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
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No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”
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WE OFF TOPIC??
*dry humps Laker’s gravi*
ok im done. carry on.
He’ll be alright. They 4 deep at the club and Dread is very smart, he’ll work his way thru it, but my instant reaction was “where his mama at?”
@mzwhang
not with them teff!! 
So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob
Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@mzwhang not with them teff!!
@ChocD
That chit was funny as hell wasn’t it!?
@ JMO – OOOOMMMMGGGGGEEEE! I swear ‘fo Leroy, yo azz don’t miss shyt!
Doorknob
thats it that is it Humans :crying1:
@Fe
That way she was climbing that door. BABY BYE
daprinceofradio says:
Yall still crazy says:
daprinceofradio says:
GAGIRL87 says:
daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
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Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived?
Thats old news
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Yall, whats this about??
Did baby worries cause Beyoncé to skip husband Jay-Z ’s Carnegie Hall concert?
An insider tells us the booty-licious mama skipped Hova’s historic show because their infant daughter, Blue Ivy Carter , wasn’t feeling well.
The baby must have made a quick recovery because Beyoncé kicked back at the after-party until about 4 a.m.
Shortly after the booty-licious mama arrived at her husband’s 40/40 Club for post-concert festivities Monday night, we asked her if she’d gone to the show.
“Yes,” she told us, calling her spouse’s concert “amazing.”
On Tuesday, however, the 40/40 club sent out an email stating, “Despite various reports, Beyoncé did not attend Jay-Z’s concert”
The couple’s reps did not respond to our questions seeking an explanation for Beyoncé’s absence from the show, but our source said it had to do with her concerns over Ivy.
“You know how first-time mothers are,” said the source.
The 40/40 club’s e-mail noted that the pop diva’s first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter was at the club.
“She arrived with her mother, Tina Knowles ,” and her mother-in-law, Gloria Carter. After “sprinting through a side entrance” shortly before midnight, Beyoncé toured the club for the first time since its renovation,” the e-mail read.
Tea..anyone?
<—Fiji water
Chocolate Diva says:
So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob
Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
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Just thinking of the avg positioning of a door knob…
She had to be White and it had to be Anal…
Wasn’t this part of the plan??? I think this was a blind item…..
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yall are not understanding that we are supposed to be positive. we cannot allow our conspiratorial thinking to cloud this post. SR was WRONG, beyonce WAS carrying a child, her jugs ARE full of milk, and she DID lose weight quickly!
if we cannot think positively about bey, then we must have been abused as children!
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I don’t think your analysis is clear my dear…..
Bey to me is like Second Hand Smoke…….I don’t inhale.
Tatted
Chocolate Diva says:
So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob
Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
yep I saw that 
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@ChocD
And she like almost rabbit fcked it! Like she went to town on that door and then went back to her regularly scheduled tasks!
@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.
(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
Yall says:
Shellbell, you’ve got a Hoburger up there
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With a helmet on the side!
<— WANNA SEE THE DOORKNOB SHYT, but I'm at work!
mzwhang90210 says:
@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.
(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me)
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You have typed the “C” word … ALboy will respond in 5 .. 4 .. 3 …
jeniefrumdabloc says:
@Ty I just noticed your gravi, what is that
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Sorry Im still trying to get caught up with the comments. Dont hate Jenie she is sexy and working the hell outta those capris
CD says:
Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
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B/c she’s dumb as one.
Now point me to the video.
like did you check your legs for scratches and scrapes from the bark????
@Ace
She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang. The fool was at work too
SN: Think I will start using papertowel to open all my work doors from now on. I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere
mzwhang90210 says:
@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.
(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
I’MMA VISUAL TYPE PERSON AND I SAW THAT SHYT ALL THROUGH MY HEAD! 
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WHY IN THEE HEYUL did I just burst out into laughter???
Chocolate Diva says:
So I just saw the the lady on youtube fukkin the doorknob
Damn just go to the store and buy a dyck like errbody else why would you screw a doorknob.
All kind of shapes and colors like the cereal aisle 
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Oh you know it will.
Sorry @Tatted!! I am logging this one in “My Official Motto”, log!!!!
Thanks!!!! Love It!!!
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No problem, hun. I got more where that came from….GIVE ME TIME TO THINK OF ‘EM THOUGH…I’M GETTING “BETTY WHITE!”
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Please share…….
Collecting these is a hobby of mine.
Yall don’t Judge me. I love creative wit!!!
I can see these slores going to the restroom riding knobs and bussing nuts everywhere
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Mzwhang says:
@chocD….girllllllll…when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old…I used to dry hump this big oak tree in my grammy’s yard. In broad daylight yet..with my arms wrapped around it. I was a “special” child.
(hopes this confession never comes back to haunt me):kona:
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You know u didnt fukked up right? You wil most definitely be getting dragged for this comment but I still love yo lil nasty horny ass :hugs:
That fool actually jumps up on the edge of the door
starts humping it then hops down like Lalallaalallallaa!! 
mzwhang90210 says:
*dry humps Laker’s gravi*
ok im done. carry on.
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Fe Fe, let’s show mzwhang the new style of dry humpin’!
@mzwhang don’t feel bad I used to hump my pillow and pretend it was my husband
@ Fe – My baby went to the Macy’s 2 hour sale and just said she racked up! Did you go?
@lashelle
I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!
Confessions TIME!!!
Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??
@Mzwhang
Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid
@Chatted
Girl no, I have a Macy’s charge and get the coupons and everything and I did NOT know about a 2 hour sale…
I’m glad she was able to get that though!
@Naija
Thanks for sharing!!
Did they ever find out who that woman was who was riding the door? I remember it came out a few years ago. I never watched the video but I know she was at work.
I know how it is for new mommies to get stir crazy after weeks of being holed up with the precious little one, but PERSONALLY at a month old there was no way in hail I was going to voluntarily spend 2 nights in a row away from my new baby.
FeFe says:
I can’t dry hump nuthin’ with ridges, edges, or anything sharp around it! But I won’t lie, I heard about a girl getting fcked on a tree when I was in junior high, so I guess some folks like that feeling up against them!
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@ Fe Fe
ON a tree? Or IN a tree?
Hmmm. I think I faintly remember a treehouse and a boy…..
@lashelle
In the voice of ol’ girl from ‘American Pie’
*This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy*
Not no damn door getting splinters is chat
Matter no wood period 
A sista tries to share a tender moment..and lookatchall.
damn heathens!!
She was white but it was straight vag. Bytch was dry humping the hell out of that doorknob until the phone rang.
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I saw that shait… It looked painful as hell.
her upper body strenght is amazing…
JMO says:
daprinceofradio says:
Yall still crazy says:
daprinceofradio says:
GAGIRL87 says:
daprinceofradio do you have more stories for your e girl
hey sexy girl of course I do. Don’t know if I’m willing to share lol. Don’t wanna offend anybody lol. Gagirl I do a blogtalk radio show. I was thinking some of us readers should do a show with the commenters from SR.com Wouldn’t that be fun? To put a voice to some of us posters. Just a thought.
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Quick Question (before I type): Did you ever apologize for your behavior on here when you first arrived?
Thats old news
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Yall, whats this about??
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Nothing but a young cat that tried coming up in here being disrespectful, I can’t recall exactly what he said and to whom. But Dougie investigated his “radio” and that ish was sooooo funny. *makes note to ask Dougie what had happened*
Long story short, he tried to make a “come up” offa here, but didn’t speak the right way to folks on here at the time.
You know we demand respect and ish
lashellebelle says:
Confessions TIME!!!
Since last week everybody acted like dry humpin’ was taboo…..
What’s the most foreign object y’all done dry humped??
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*looks at his Computer Monitor then looks at the txt he just sent Dimpz*
@ Fe – I think it was like a 2 hour 80% off sale! They were advertising all over the commercials. I even got the commercials here in Ohio.
It started at 10 and I think is over @ noon!
@Fe
@ Tatts
Was that a “looking around” emoticon? Or a no?
#justasking
I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.
So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home
@lashelle
I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…
her upper body strenght is amazing…
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Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut :coffe:
@ Jenie
Whatchu talmbout!?!? I LOVE my man’s “wood”!
@ Shelle – that was a “no” emoticon this time!
Chocolate Diva says:
@Mzwhang
Do you and the tree still talk or was it a hit it and quit it. I kid I kid
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@Chatted
Drats! Oh well, I’m gonna miss that one…I’m broke right now anyway, need to keep my azz up outta the stores!
@ Fe Fe
Tree girl, huh?
What grade did you say she was in?
FeFe says:
I heard it was up against a tree…like folks were calling her “tree girl” at school and everything…
AGAIN!
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AAAAAAAAND
<—- I wonder is this the same lady because her upper body strength was a beast
They way she was climbing that door in ectasy was really amazing 
@ChocD
I saw that woman on the train 
and I mean she was gone to town too with that hand 
Chocolate Diva says:
I seen another one on Youtube of a lady giving head plain as day on a train and a homeless woman fingering herself in front of someone.
So hopefully none of my fam on here is that horny that you cant wait to get home
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Where the hell is sassy today??
FeFe says:
*This one time, I stuck a bottle of lotion up my puzzy*
@lashelle
When this happened she was in the 7th grade I believe…
her upper body strenght is amazing…
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Squirrels are always strong when they try to get the nut
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Oh Im sure
@CD
I saw somethin’ like that on World Star. I wanted to watch to see if dude was gonna pull it out in the end. (He was on a bus)
AND HE DID!
@Yall … ahh ok, I’m looking for Sassy to ask her about that
@ Fe Fe
PHUCKIN’ in the 7th grade???
Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday
I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.
@ Shelle –
@lashelle
Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
@ Tatted…I was planning to stop by there after work. Its only 2hrs? I thought it was all day
FeFe says:
@lashelle
Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe!
@ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!
The Makeup Maven says:
FeFe says:
@lashelle
Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
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Ole fast azz heffas…
The Makeup Maven says:
@ TY – I could’ve sworn Change said it was only 2 hours, BUT don’t mind me! I ain’t go so it could be all day!
about clearance rack *grabs purse and hits the door anyway* 
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Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, Mama Sassy probably laid down the law yesterday
I cried whilst reading yall’s convos yesterday. I was stuck in a mtg and had to keep acting like I sneezed or coughed hard because I couldn’t contain my laughter.
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@Chatted
Da fck y’all talking bout in here? :stop:
The Makeup Maven says:
FeFe says:
@lashelle
Girl, you know how them fass azz chicks were back in the day…and even now! I used to always get tickled hearing about the chit these chicks did back then while I was innocently getting my rocks off by dry humping random objects…
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Nothing innocent about lotion bottles, Fe
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Ole fast azz heffas…
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I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.
& IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!
@YSO
These heffas talking about how they use to get themselves off
I thing Fe Fe has all of em beat though… from what I get her puss is smooth and has a slight taste of aloe in it. But for one thing it aint ashy…
@ EBro & Fe – that’s Fe! She working w/lotion bottles and thangs! I at least hope it was Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion!
@ Yso
Currently we’re discovering Fe Fe’s love for dry humping things that can’t defend themselves….
#helpful
@ TY- You may wanna go check it out. From the text I just received, she acted a fckin’ monkey up in Macys!
She can’t go support her husband?
I dryhumped a gianormous teddy bear when I was little
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Public Service Announcement!!!! I will be skipping food today and running to Macy’s YO!
They got this staineless silverware set I’ve been wanting.
They got perfume set deals
They damn near giving shoes & boots away
They even got a Sharp couch for sale (fyi)
go see the ad on macys yall
Go buy (in-store or on-line) your boo’s v-day gifts. I saw men’s $7 shirts and ish
@ IGO
A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy.
As long as her inner plumbing is working.
I’m sorry Fe Fe. But I’m gonna have to agree with Tatts.
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Ummm, at least it was a bottle and not random peens!
#teamvivrantandhealthypuss
IGO & LASHELLE
Thanks so much. Next AL gone come in here “confessin'” then we really gone be in trouble.
It aint even 1oclock.
Ugh. Im ret to go.
heeeeey yall
*makes a note to go to Macy’s after work…charge card in full effect*
Vero
Hello Vero
IGO- You always callin’ folk young cows!
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Yep
sure am
but its coming from a nice place.
As long as her inner plumbing is working.
An older lady once told me “dont let them take nothing out…you’ll dry up if you do”..
#tips
:hugs: x 7011 @VERO
dry humpin lotion bottles..
@ YSO – Big Ang’s tittayz are bigger than my head, and I have a big ‘ol apple azz head!
Hey Prti
@ SIS –
– they were dry humping lotion bottles!
@ Pryti
*waits 1 mo minute before I say something “mean” to Vero*
lashellebelle says:
@ IGO
A woman’s puzzay should never be ashy.
As long as her inner plumbing is working.
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Thanks…
@Lakes
Picture me, a young chick who is horny with no vibrators or dildos around and there’s a skinny lotion bottle next to my bed!
@Laker..she didnt dry hump the lotion bottle tho..she stuck the lotion bottle INSIDE her va-jay-jay.
Now my brief sexual fling with the oak tree doesn’t seem so bad
I just read 10 or 15 last comments, and I see I need to put my horny grandma gravi up again
@SIS
HAIL NAWWW!!
^^^see!!!
<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!
Hey vero
@ Vero
PLEASE DON’T! I’M BEGGIN’ YOU! 
Ok, my first time getting frisky with myself, I was packing up my stuff (end of freshman yr in college), and I was about the throw out my electric toothbrush, but I turned it on as I went to toss it. Long story short, that toothbrush was the 1st electronic that I let touch me
djm
OAK TREE
WTF?? WERE IS AL??!!
I’d rather be home footing around in my housecoat making chicken salad and chit.
Why am I not a millionaire? Im so nice and chit. Ugh.
Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant
*runs in slow mo and jumps in arms: Tattttedddddddddd :hugs:
A TREE???????????
@Fefe
@ SIS – IT WAS FEFE THAT DID THAT SHYT!
@ Smurfette
WORD????
@VERO
If you e-love me you won’t put that horrible Gravi up ever again!
Aloe
*opens arms, catches Pryti and spins her around*
ok wait wha yall talkin bout cuz im too scared to scroll up? i see a lotion bottle a oak tree n a toothbrush
Tatt you and me here.
Fe Fe
U never said what KIND of lotion.
Some of those bottles could do DAMAGE!!
Where is Sandra Iyanla Rose at? We need a new post this chit loading slow as hell. I know I aint gone be forced to work today
@mzwhang
Ummmm, a smooth bottle, and a rough tree…
*balances hands back and forth*
@vero
UMMM NOOOOOOOO…that is @mzwhang who dry humped a tree!
Put them eyes back yo
I didn’t insert it, I let it buzz on my happy spot 
**GOES TO GET ESSTRA PANTIES** THAT MAN BE TXT SOME NIIIICE SHYT!!
sandra says:
Some are saying it’s still too early for Beyonce to leave a newborn baby at home while she chases the spotlight, but Beyonce is an entertainer first and a mother second
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Welp, given the fact that she didnt really HAVE the bey bey anyway
she’s kind enough to allow the birth mom to bond with the baby before being shipped back to some Spanish country 
Powerball is $250million but the tickets went up to $2! They dont want me to be great. /rant
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They went up to 2 bucks for real… DAMN.
@lashelle
It was a slim smooth lotion bottle…trust me, if it had any “rough” or “painful” looking traits I would have just said fck it!
WCC
OMG sorry fefe (you still bad though) MZW
& 
WHY A TREE????
Yso and tatted, old ladies need to have fun too
but i won’t put it up yet… she kinda makes me sick looking at her
a
is up, but the topic is no different…
@Fefe u e-talk to murch..now I have to kill u!!
@Yall still…..did you graduate to back massagers for your “happy spot?”…didja…didja… huh huh?
All the positivity that Sandra poured into this post has left her drained and unable to give us a new post. I that was THEIR plan along.
Whang
(but not till yrs later, after that first time, it was like ehhh, shoot but I gotta man 
@FEFE
But…You DID fck it!
Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???
I went to the restroom near the teachers lounge and almost threw up at the ish that was floating around in the toilet….
Just curious??
@YALL
toothbrush?!?!?!
*continues not to do any work and heads over to macys website*
@YSo
I knew somebody was gonna catch that!
@BLU sexi baby
Yes I do…i’m always yelling though when I leave the restroom cause these nasty heffas at work don’t know how to do the same
@Blu
ALWAYS
It was an Electric Toothbrush, and it was purple and white
@ OTB – a bish is hungry, ya heard?! <— Jim Jones voice!
@BLU
I look before and after. I don’t like surprises, especially in bathrooms.
<– hungry bish is going shopping at lunch
@ SIS – Word????? I know the feeling!
tatted you still hungry after Blu’s question?
@SIS HE GOT LIZ STUCK!!
@ SIS –
YOU AZZ GON’ BE IN TROUBLE!
@ Vero – I didn’t eem pay attention to Blu’s question. I’m smarter than that!
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!
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I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!
@ Mr.BluPhi says:
(Ladies when you use the restroom, do yall look after yall flush???)
I just asked my co worker this on yesterday. OMG!!! So I went to the restroom and girl in the last stall was some red drippings left on the seat!!!! UGHHHH!!!! I was appalled at what I saw!!!!
I always check behind myself to make sure nothing is left on/in the there. And I use two toilet seat covers. So you know I am anal about that!!!!
oops meant smoke…heehee
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME SO I CAN DEMOLISH MY VEGETABLE LO MEIN & THEN CRUSH A SMALL BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES!
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I be on the Frosted Flakes too!!! You would think I some that good good the way I be demolishing them thangs!!!
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Girl, I will smash out a box of froasted flakes and rice chex (w/sugar of course).
She actually looks like she DID have a baby in that side shot.
Awwwwww Wed was b day too… *inmyBeyoncevoice* u still care…..