Kim Zolciak’s Former ‘Slave’ Wants You to Know

Sandra Rose February 16, 2012

Kim zolciak and Sweetie

Kim Zolciak’s former ‘slave’ Sweetie Hughes wants you all to know that she is not a common criminal who swipes from her former employees.

According to celebrity blogger ATLien, ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reject was a “huge topic last season after NeNe Leakes pointed out that Kim treated her like her personal ‘slave’.”

ATLien recently met up with Sweetie and asked her point bank if she stole from Zolciak.

SWEETIE: I seen it [on] twitter… some person tweeted me point blank ‘did you steal from Kim?’ and it was my first time hearing about it.

That shit is crazy! Do you know how much money I handled for Kim. As her assistant I had bank account access and all that… something that other assistants never had the opportunity to get that far… so as far as loyalty it’s been very high.

I think someone just made it up and I realize that out of every assistant she’s ever had, I’m the one they always talk about… they always try to keep my name out there, which is cool, it ain’t hurting me.

When asked why she was fired, Sweetie responded:
“To be honest, I really don’t even know… I guess it was just spur of the moment.”

It sounds to me like her contract with Bravo expired and it was not renewed. But what do I know.

ATLien has more from the interview.

iheart

Kim Zolciak’s Former ‘Slave’ Wants You to Know

Logs off for the day
YepIsaidIt

Clearly, Kroy feels Sweetie isn’t a house n***er! The writing is on the wall. He seems really uncomfortable around black people.
YepIsaidIt

I really feel that Kroy didn’t want Sweetie around his baby.
Hershey

Free at last free at last Thank Gawd almighty that Sweetie is free at last <<<Sweetie's free papahs

Her lazy azz prolly stole Cd's canny out her drawer too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

@iheart —->
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

That chick face is hard on the eyes
iheart

I see Hershey had to loose the British accent to talk about sweetie
caligirl

KIM DON”T HAVE A JOB!!!! What you need a assistant fo?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

YepIsaidIt says:

Clearly, Kroy feels Sweetie isn’t a house n***er! The writing is on the wall. He seems really uncomfortable around black people.
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You could see that just from the snippets on the show?? I didn’t get that at all …

I figured, Kim wasn’t sure about the lockout and Kroy told her azz to reevaluate their expenses. He probably told her that Sweetie was unnecessary since she (Kim) doesn’t do chit
caligirl

who usta have the font with free sweetie?
Hershey

iheart says:

I see Hershey had to loose the British accent to talk about sweetie
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Right observant arencha? Ahem, Just like the weavvah changes quickly so does my accent Matie
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Sandra, BEFORE I let loose, is she a friend of the blog? Missy Anne Reynolds or Kizzy? Please say no…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@DAWN

DO. IT.
Hershey

JMO says:

YepIsaidIt says:

Clearly, Kroy feels Sweetie isn’t a house n***er! The writing is on the wall. He seems really uncomfortable around black people.
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You could see that just from the snippets on the show?? I didn’t get that at all …

I figured, Kim wasn’t sure about the lockout and Kroy told her azz to reevaluate their expenses. He probably told her that Sweetie was unnecessary since she (Kim) doesn’t do chit
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I fink (think in my accent) Sweetie was hrm,,, a non factor in their lives, she didn’t add to their story line. Considering vhat (that) Kim is trying hard to get her own spin off show, she’s cutting the fat everywhere
Chocolate Diva
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

I wanna know what is all of that sht Sweetie is doing with her lips. And why so much phuggin war paint?
OutsidetheBox

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
West Coast Chick

I too, would like to know why does Kim need an assistant, and she aint got no damn job
I Go There

Its funny how that Kim chic is all “Im better than that”

when her claim to fame was a song about a married dude buying her a ring….

Woooooo Wooooo Wooooo Wooooo

The ring didnt mean a thiiiiiinnnnkkk
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

YSoSrs says:

@DAWN

DO. IT
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I cannot until Sandra say yes or no… and lawd she has twitter.. what is her twitter? I have so many questions… I’ll be tweeting down by the gourd…
caligirl

Dawn Sheen says:

Sandra, BEFORE I let loose, is she a friend of the blog? Missy Anne Reynolds or Kizzy? Please say no
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Let’s go with NO. Sandra called her a SLAVE.
KDub

Sandra, BEFORE I let loose, is she a friend of the blog? Missy Anne Reynolds or Kizzy? Please say no…
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<<<< Kizzy
YepIsaidIt

You could see that just from the snippets on the show?? I didn’t get that at all …

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His face was always scrunched up every time a black person was around. Granted, if I was around some of those particular people, I would be disgusted, too, BUT you can tell that he either does not like black people or he is extremely uncomfortable around them.
West Coast Chick

OutsidetheBox says:

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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dont risk YOUR job.. risk HERS
Chocolate Diva

OutsidetheBox says:

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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All of the above please
caligirl

Dialing number to get Hershey some help. SMDH
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Sis, parking lot beat down. Hood squirrels gotta be hood squirrels.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Kim Zolciak’s Former ‘Slave’ Wants You to Know

ok tell me why this “ALL my life I had to fight” lookin bish just roll up in here with house shoes (run down) tambout she lookin for a space to lease?

bish go that-a-way —>

at least try to look the part!
West Coast Chick

YepIsaidIt says:

You could see that just from the snippets on the show?? I didn’t get that at all …

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His face was always scrunched up every time a black person was around. Granted, if I was around some of those particular people, I would be disgusted, too, BUT you can tell that he either does not like black people or he is extremely uncomfortable around them.

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If he doesnt like black people, why did he let sweetie hold his baby the day he left for camp?…the baby was laying in sweetie’s arms, and he bent down and kissed him
OutsidetheBox

WCC she a big ole roly poly thing too. She said something about my dress first (didnt really catch it), then when I came back thru she made that quip…

IDK. I wanna slap her a little bit.
KDub

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs. Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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An Aunt Jemima boot up the azz.
Chocolate Diva

Kim prolly fired Sweetie scared Kroy would starting wanting some of that dark meat. He seems like a nice dude that would get get drunk one night while Kim is away and wake up to Sweetie riding him reverse cowgirl
caligirl

YepIsaidIt – He plays in the NFL in Atlanta. The NFL is probably one of the largest Black Male employers.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Chocolate Diva says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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All of the above please
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i memba i was working at this labor office & one of the recruiters had a pic of Aunt Jemina framed up just as he pleased at his desk. i politely took a pic of the pic (to cover my arse) & told him it was offensive. why was he all r u serious? YES u moron! the irony was his name was Benjamin (Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben)
MissHarlem

And while you kick her ass in the parking lot you might as well dress the part and put a headtie on with a mammy dress. Dumb motherfluckers
prynsexxx

So did Sweetie say if she “bleached” or not?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

OutsidetheBox says:

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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Kick her in the azz with them boots until it hurt enough for her to say “UGGG!”
EssenceofU

YepIsaidIt says: Clearly, Kroy feels Sweetie isn’t a house n***er! The writing is on the wall. He seems really uncomfortable around black people.
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DITTO! It’s so obvious! And not to be funny, but why did that lil’ black puppy look like Sweetie? Did they get rid of it too Sandra? IJS? Kim has always seemed undercover racist to me. She rode Nene and ’em’s coattail until she got her own show, and I guarantee it’s going to be void of all black folk. JMO.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

WUT!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FAYLA

Some yt folks really are that clueless until some sets them straight. Sad, ain’t it?
KDub

ok tell me why this “ALL my life I had to fight” lookin bish just
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I am going to be using THIS ish terrrrrible from now on. And I been calling my ex new boo “Gorilla in the mist”

NO MA’AM… she is fo SHO a “All my life I had to fight” looking heffa.
West Coast Chick

OutsidetheBox says:

WCC she a big ole roly poly thing too. She said something about my dress first (didnt really catch it), then when I came back thru she made that quip…

IDK. I wanna slap her a little bit.

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if she checking you out that hard, she’s either gay or jade eitherway, she checkin fa you.

ME?? I would professionally call her out on it (nicely) and then report it to HR. bitches do funny shyt when their livelihood is on the line
but dont listen to me, Ive been known to be evil a time or two
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

HARLEM!!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

I wake up to Crunchy Black on my screen. Lawd knows that Sweetie didnt know nothing about birthing no babies so the bytch had to go!!
Chocolate Diva

Chris Brown was so paranoid about keeping his attendance at Rihanna’s birthday party a big fat secret — he actually tried to FORCE partygoers to sign confidentiality agreements … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us, Chris refused to enter the private party Monday night at the famous Hearst Mansion in Beverly Hills until everyone signed an NDA — sending his henchmen in beforehand to gather every partygoer’s signature.

We’re told although they didn’t get EVERYONE to sign — Chris eventually walked in … and spent a huge chunk of the night nuzzling up against Rihanna.

According to sources, the two got real intimate — sitting next to each other, talking, and holding hands … all perfectly legal ever since the restraining order was lifted.

As for the rest of the party — we’re told it was jam-packed with celebs including Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, and Chris Martin (no Gwyneth).

Rihanna’s cake was pretty badass too — a giant spliff … with a small Rihanna made out of icing, riding it like a horse.
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

WUT!!!!

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FAYLA

I would hug you… but I might slip through your hands.. whips got me butterysoftnchyt….
CHA CHA

It was only a matter of time

HELLO EVERY ONE :wave:<– Sweet Teas futon in the out house
prynsexxx

OutsidetheBox says:

Speaking of crackas…

My cowroker just said I have on Aunt Jemima boots… Im not really “here” today, so im wearing Uggs.

Respond? HR? Parking lot beatdown? A nice key to the car?
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Hit that bish where it hurts…IN HER POCKETS (and plate). You said she’s rolly polly right? Tell that bish she looks like she fat and depressed b/c Uncle Daddy use to run it through her EVERY night…..and her husband doin the same to her kids RAT NOW!

Ol incestuous ass sow!
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

hey everybody
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

HARLEM!!

I feel like being more ratchet today. Any suggestions?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

PURTYBROWN!!!
CHA CHA

<— Doesnt think Sweet Tea is ugly
OutsidetheBox
ohpretty1

Kim’s ‘special’ will be about her wedding. She will still be on RHOA. I don’t find Kroy to be uncomfortable but in a new environment. He had a good time at Kim’s surprise party. Ijs
caligirl

at PrytiBrown – Hey Guhl – What is your mama doing in remembrence of Whitney? My mama went on fast for her baby girl.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

And I been calling my ex new boo “Gorilla in the mist”

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KDub i couldnt think of a single thang else she looked like
u know the type

YSO <—smh they shole dont bew & chit is SAD, ya heard me..woddie?
(i still have abt 1/4 hate left ova from that Diddy comment yestaday ) #almostthere
Strawberrys and cream

I think it was a clear message, out of all the women on the show, they showed a white woman, and a black(woman) kissing her Arzz and slaving for the white woman. typical Racist mentally just hidden in the message
Strawberrys and cream

I think it was a clear message, out of all the women on the show, they showed a white woman, and a black(woman) kissing her Arzz and slaving for the white woman. typical Racist mentally just hidden in the message
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Chocolate Diva says:

Chris Brown was so paranoid about keeping his attendance at Rihanna’s birthday party a big fat secret — he actually tried to FORCE partygoers to sign confidentiality agreements … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us, Chris refused to enter the private party Monday night at the famous Hearst Mansion in Beverly Hills until everyone signed an NDA — sending his henchmen in beforehand to gather every partygoer’s signature.

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I don’t believe this. They are still trying to make Chris out like he is some big and bad “Ni99a Charley.” You know, he JUST busted out the joint, and is scaring all of the white wemmen’s and men’s and shat.
Chocolate Diva

Pryti
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

um i know ive been gone a week but wut…wth?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

FAYLA

I would hug you… but I might slip through your hands.. whips got me butterysoftnchyt….
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U anyway, dont play! dont act like i aint used to it, shooot! my whole family skin baby soft & smoove like a mug
CHA CHA

Yall aint seent my font saying HELLO .. I see how it is…HMPH!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

CHA CHA slide yo butt ova dis a way! hey hun
ohpretty1

That situation needs to be taken up with HR. No need to have an assault charge.
Chocolate Diva

Cha Cha
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@Prti heyyy suga!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

CHACHELLA!! :hugs:

@FAYLA

I’m tryna get ratched today so you might want to hold on to that 1/4 of hate.
CHA CHA

ohpretty1 says:

Kim’s ‘special’ will be about her wedding. She will still be on RHOA. I don’t find Kroy to be uncomfortable but in a new environment. He had a good time at Kim’s surprise party. Ijs

I agree… I never thought that he minded Sweet Tea but I could tell Kim was getting irritated with her. Sweet Tea got a lil fame and started ackin brand new and shyt

Werent you planning a wedding at one point or was that Boss?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—knows good & damn well OTB knows how to handle this properly
I Go There

Hey Cha Cha

Whats up
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO U? ratchet?? iono whether to or

#colormeconfused&scurred
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I’m not a CB fan but I find myself agreeing with Pillow Sham about the way he’s being treated…I think I need a nap.
MissHarlem

FAYLAAA hmmmm me thinks I might be on that whipfinity wagon soon

YSO hmmmm well now I cant really tink of anything however I am not a fan of you being so nice lately

CHA CHA heyyy bff :woot:
CHA CHA

FAY FAY my Sunkissed GODDESS OF ALL THINGS WHIPFININITY I cant wait for the shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, deodorant, body mist…. I SEE BIG THANGS FOR YOU GAL

CHOCO DIVA <–A DIVA

YSOLITA PITA.. *sits on your lap and greases your locs with WHIPFINITY
Chocolate Diva

Pillow Sham
KDub

i still have abt 1/4 hate left ova from that Diddy comment yestaday
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I apologize for my part in that debacle. And then coming back on at 10 p.m. to say that HIS azz was the one who called Mama Houston to ask if him and Clive could still throw Clive’s 95th annual Grammy party. Cause folks who know my log in read it and said I was WRONG. (Yso DID start the ish tho..)
http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

heeeeeeeey fay fay :hugs:
MissHarlem

OTB HR is def the choice in my mind a can of whoop ass is but in reality HR is where its at
Hershey

@ Cha Cha the is a lie!!!

She’s facially challenged
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

WHats up yall
CHA CHA

Hello IGO Can you put up a freak with Please and thanks, all that booty meat is too much..LOL TITTYS ARE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

#Truestory

HARLLLLLLLLEM MY BFF OF ALL B EFF EFFS OF THE WORLD…HANG SUGAH DAHLING
I Go There

Hershey

why…just fking why
Chocolate Diva

@Hershey
Nic pic. I me some Betty White also
West Coast Chick

ON Topic: Kim’s wigs adds 585214566225566 years to her life she looks old as shyt
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@YSO … lil blanket has been sayin some true chit
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—Harlem come on into the light bew! it's nice & moist & shiney like

__________________
CHAzilla! speak it into existence bew! i AM working on the shampoo this week tho
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

All this residual hate from my Diddles comment…I’m lightweight offended. I really am. :crying1:
msjcksonifunassy

Chocolate Diva says:

Kim prolly fired Sweetie scared Kroy would starting wanting some of that dark meat. He seems like a nice dude that would get get drunk one night while Kim is away and wake up to Sweetie riding him reverse cowgirl

bwahahahahaha….***singing Rack City***
I Go There

@sure

Cha Cha

Since you asked so nicely
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MP

AL
I Go There

Whats up Yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Denise whats up baby
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FAYLA

I’m already planning to get some Whipfinity…You make a shampoo too and oh babay.
caligirl

Just looking over Whitney’s Greatest Hits… 36 songs I from one artist. Just amazing. Carry On :coffe:
I Go There

*damn I meant AL

Whats going on homie
Anna

West Coast Chick says:

YepIsaidIt says:

You could see that just from the snippets on the show?? I didn’t get that at all …

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His face was always scrunched up every time a black person was around. Granted, if I was around some of those particular people, I would be disgusted, too, BUT you can tell that he either does not like black people or he is extremely uncomfortable around them.

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If he doesnt like black people, why did he let sweetie hold his baby the day he left for camp?…the baby was laying in sweetie’s arms, and he bent down and kissed him
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Aren’t most Pro ballers “black”. So Krory will have them as team mates but probably wouldn’t take them home for dinner??
CHA CHA

Hershey says:

@ Cha Cha the is a lie!!!

She’s facially challenged

I dont think so Hershey… Now that old bat in your gravi..THATS A BAD BISH !!!
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

caligirl says:

Just looking over Whitney’s Greatest Hits… 36 songs I from one artist. Just amazing. Carry On :coffe:
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Run to You
Eazy

Where ya’ll at now on discussions?
Sweetie reverse cowgirl I hope not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Igo nothin much man trying to see if these women gone get naked before 5 is all.
caligirl

I Whipfinity: It feels like souffle, you only need a tad to go a long way. I USE IT EVERYWHERE
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Fugg me … I ate so much for lunch now Im pissed I wore these cute, tight clothes to work today
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

caligirl says:

Just looking over Whitney’s Greatest Hits… 36 songs I from one artist. Just amazing. Carry On :coffe:
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Whitney’s voice flawless So glad I had the greatest hits for years now, because its now hard to find.
CHA CHA

I Go There says:

@sure

Cha Cha

Since you asked so nicely

A MAN THAT PLEASES *batslashes

ALBOY…. FYI: I been working on my kegels
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@IGO

I want to take a walk through your Gravi vault sir. I am intrigued by the number and variety and want to see just what you have stashed in there.
caligirl

Mother Jefferson :whiste: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO i would tell u the name of it, but u know how them lurkers do next thang i know somebody done stole the name :rollseyes: (i will say it will be a moisturizing clarifier tho)
Hershey

@ Igo and CD, <<< she happens to be the voice of my British accent, her name is Agnes Humperdink <<< really a mini bottle of Patron
I Go There

AL

If they do get naked Ill be suprised…. they too busy trying to swindle out DingaLing pics.
MissHarlem

AL I didnt forget about those websites that I have for you

FAYLA I am slowly walking into the light its so blinding

CHA CHA and you know it suga

Oh and whoever said that Diddy was doing the missing you shuffle on the 4th floor aint worth chit aint never gonna be chit and should just give up on trying
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

*somebody has @Yall on the mind eh??*
CHA CHA

JMO says:

Fugg me … I ate so much for lunch now Im pissed I wore these cute, tight clothes to work today

FART
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I don’t like that many Whitty Hutton songs.
KDub

All this residual hate from my Diddles comment…I’m lightweight offended. I really am
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WTF eva…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Has anyone read @Iscream’s novel he/she wrote?? I clicked on his/her link yesterday and the description sounded pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Miss H whats up baby I actually forgot about them. you should gone send those sites with a few pics
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

did someone say nekkit?
I Go There

YSO

These are my G rated ones….

Now IGO after Dark its a different story.
caligirl

jeniefrumdabloc –
Whitney’s voice flawless So glad I had the greatest hits for years now, because its now hard to find.

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Probably use to be….But everyone can own a copy via Amazon or Itunes

My first FAV

How Will I Know (BISH THOUGHT SHE WAS WHITNEY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Cha CHA I like to try to break through the grip of kegels I usually win
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HARLEM

That was me.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@JMO, i started reading the 1st chapter last night. I can already tell it’s gonna be a good read
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Cha cha now yall …
I Go There

Fayla

shaking them thangs
YepIsaidIt

Of course, he knows that he’s playing in an African-American dominated sport. That doesn’t take away the love of the sport, nor the fact that it’s making him money that he probaly wouldn’t have made in any other profession. Just because he will have them as teammates most definitely doesn’t mean that he’d invite them home for dinner. I have plenty of coworkers, as I’m sure most of us do, that we work with but wouldn’t entertain outside of the workplace.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

gott do some WORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ FAy that was me naked is the new black everyone looks good that way
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@IGO

There you go sparking my imagination again…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

So Sweetie finally found her way to the Underground Railroad????

Sup peeps, chall tawkin bout???
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I hear that the viewing of Whitney’s body will be tommorrow, Oh god I still can’t believe she is gone, Its like a recap of MJ
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FAYLA
MissHarlem

YSO I take back me thinking you was too nice I died very slowly when I read that

AL few pics huh
caligirl

Love reading in my spare time…What’s the link? FOR ISCREAM book.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ My Baby real hard + =
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

OGMOMMY!! :hugs:

Nothing much. The meat sticks are waiting for the rest of us to get naked and oiled up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Miss H dont be selfish
KDub

Sup peeps, chall tawkin bout???
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RECAP BRB
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO leave Whitty Hutton alone! she had about 50-11 numma 1 hits. yeen hafta like ’em! WE did —> (really me goin to work for abt 1.5 more hours, imma try to sneak back tho
I Go There

YSO

Just a lil something I like doing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

My Bew + til you drown
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

caligirl says:

jeniefrumdabloc –
Whitney’s voice flawless So glad I had the greatest hits for years now, because its now hard to find.

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Probably use to be….But everyone can own a copy via Amazon or Itunes

My first FAV

How Will I Know (BISH THOUGHT SHE WAS WHITNEY)
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My Fav is , he feels me up , he gives me love, more love than I ever seen, he’s all I got…… he’s all I got in this world, but he’s all the man that I need I thought I was Whitney this morning
Hershey

According to amateur video and a report from Fox 5 Vegas, a man suffered from a heart attack while dining at Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas. He was eating a Triple Bypass burger at the time of his cardiac arrest. The unnamed man is reportedly alive and recuperating.

The restaurant’s now sadly predictive name was coupled with the even more unfortunate slogan, “Taste Worth Dying For.” The incident comes just of one year after the death of the Heart Attack Grill’s 575-pound, 29-year-old spokesman.

The Vegas owner of Heart Attack Grill, “Doctor” Jon Basso — who is not actually a doctor — first thought the man’s cardiac arrest was a joke, but soon phoned 911. Basso told Fox 5, “I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that,” he said.

Triple Bypass Burger contains three slabs of meat, 12 bacon rashes, cheese, red onion, sliced tomato and ‘unique special sauce’

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Retardation at it’s best <<< really a 2,319 calorie chicken sammich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Ysooooo!!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HARLEM

See, it’s not that I’m nicer, I’m just a little more subtle with my ain’t shtness. Except for yesterday. Me no likem Diddles.
West Coast Chick

Im still @ YSO’s comment from yesterday
caligirl

My interview is in 5 minutes. If leave this division I don’t have to wok with that Woman that was being mean to me. Applies Whipfinity to hands and gloss to lips…..Guess I’m gonna have to say NO
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Cali …

http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t

Remove the spaces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

waiting on KDub’s recap
*this gon be good*
ohpretty1

@ChaCha yeah that was me planning and things.

I just read that Sweetie is 24! Since Im being Positive Patty
Chocolate Diva

@Hershey

I gave u a compliment in #84
caligirl

Bye Fay Yso We gonna luv Whitney for you : )
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@FAYLA

I love Whitty’s voice and several of her songs are still in rotation but you know…

@IGO

Obviously. Tease.
I Go There

YSO

Not a Tease just havent been asked right
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

@Cali … I think my comment is in moderation. I’ll email you the link to iscream’s book
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

What’s this whipfinity you guys be talking bout
MissHarlem

MIRS <— really ratstack crip walk what up

AL you dont be stingy

YSO I knew he was going to bring it out of you and I killed you in my head for that yesterday
Chocolate Diva
Hershey

Oh really CD, lemme scroll back up to the 80s and see
West Coast Chick

I never realized how hard is it to sing a Whitney dong better than Whitney until after she passed. She did have 1 helluva voice in her hayday
I Go There

CD

you gon just sit back and roll your eyes at me huh?
Hershey

@ Cd I fuggin hatchu,

<<< ain't no dayum Rose Nyland
Chocolate Diva

@MP
Email me the link also
KDub

Recap
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This post is about the slave formerly know’ed as Sweetie aka Sweet Tea. Kim was her Abe Lincoln and let that azz go. Kroy MIGHT not like black folks. He from fuggin Montana or someplace like that so ish that might be TRUFF.

OTB has on Aunt Jemima boots. Fayla had some broke down bish come into her office and folks STILL mad at Yso for “Missing You Shuffle” around a deceased Whitney Houston that Diddy thought about doing on Sat. night. At Clive Davis’ 105th Annual Grammy party that he has been hosting the entire 105 years.

Oan Chachella waiting on some Whipfinity toospaste <<< how old kuntree folks say it.
West Coast Chick

Hershey says:

Oh really CD, lemme scroll back up to the 80s and see

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http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CD

When are you and IGo gonna announce your e-gagement? I already have a name picked out for y’all ala Chatted and Tange.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MP sent!

Why don’t people RSVP to chit!! I sent out an evite and a few people have texted me saying “hey girl, I’ll be there” I’ll have to go through my texts to remember!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Miss h No never
Eazy

thanxs for the recap
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

West Coast Chick says:

I never realized how hard is it to sing a Whitney dong better than Whitney until after she passed. She did have 1 helluva voice in her hayday
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Chocolate Diva

<—- rolling dem so hard its looks like I having a seizure
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Kdub
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KDub says:

Recap
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This post is about the slave formerly know’ed as Sweetie aka Sweet Tea. Kim was her Abe Lincoln and let that azz go. Kroy MIGHT not like black folks. He from fuggin Montana or someplace like that so ish that might be TRUFF.

OTB has on Aunt Jemima boots. Fayla had some broke down bish come into her office and folks STILL mad at Yso for “Missing You Shuffle” around a deceased Whitney Houston that Diddy thought about doing on Sat. night. At Clive Davis’ 105th Annual Grammy party that he has been hosting the entire 105 years.

Oan Chachella waiting on some Whipfinity toospaste <<>> PEWN
I Go There

Hey Eazy

Whats up… how you been
Hershey

@ KDub, can’t nobatee recap like you
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

As always, at KDub’s recap.

I KNEW Clive had to be about a hunnid and fiddy years old and you just confirmed it.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

West Coast Chick says:

I never realized how hard is it to sing a Whitney dong better than Whitney until after she passed. She did have 1 helluva voice in her hayday
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I’m an Ashanti fan and they played her singing that whitney song on the radio yesterday and I felt bad for her … She needs to stay in her lane and give us some more “aww baybeh” songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Harlem!!!!!!

Rat-ta-tat-tat
Anna

YepIsaidIt says:

Of course, he knows that he’s playing in an African-American dominated sport. That doesn’t take away the love of the sport, nor the fact that it’s making him money that he probaly wouldn’t have made in any other profession. Just because he will have them as teammates most definitely doesn’t mean that he’d invite them home for dinner. I have plenty of coworkers, as I’m sure most of us do, that we work with but wouldn’t entertain outside of the workplace.

~~~~~~~~
IKR. Krory has interacted w/the other house wives, maybe he just doesn’t like Sweetie???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Super cuz of KDub
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

:hahaa:

was supposed to go with #172

#emoticonsgonelemmebeGR8

@Jenie click my link to check on Whipfinity

(i feel like James Brown (RIP) now, i done left so many times & came back)
AndThenIHitMyDougie

So….

Have any of you women ever went to the gynocologist for your pap smear, got naked, got all up in the stirrups, spread your legs, let them put the speculum in, and while they were feeling around up in there, be trying your DAMNDEST to hold in a fart that’s been hounding you for the last 10 mins?

And THEN when your gyno starts to remove the speculum, you fart in her face? And want to die of embarassment and crawl out of there with your clothes in your hand and still wearing those paper doctor gowns?

Well….me neither.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

What I miss?
KDub

(i feel like James Brown (RIP) now, i done left so many times & came back)
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SHEW. Cause that CAN mean that cho family left you dead, frozen, and slowly rotting while they fight over your Whipfinity money…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@JMO

Ashanti doesn’t just need to stay in her lane when it comes to singing anything other than maybe happy birthday; she needs to have a seat in the middle of that lane.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

So….

Have any of you women ever went to the gynocologist for your pap smear, got naked, got all up in the stirrups, spread your legs, let them put the speculum in, and while they were feeling around up in there, be trying your DAMNDEST to hold in a fart that’s been hounding you for the last 10 mins?

And THEN when your gyno starts to remove the speculum, you fart in her face? And want to die of embarassment and crawl out of there with your clothes in your hand and still wearing those paper doctor gowns?

Well….me neither.
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annnnnd im done …
AndThenIHitMyDougie

SMH…..

*on phone with Kaiser trying to get my primary gyno changed to one at a different location 48 miles away*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso… what’s the name?
I Go There

Dougie

Damn man… you a sitcom waiting to happen.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oh Dougie… :hugs: <—Only if you are done farting though. I don't want to mistakenly squeeze another one out of you.
MissHarlem

AL exactly why I am stingy
I Go There

LAKER

Dont help her…. Please
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Igo

I’m so embarassed. I high-tailed it out of there after she gave me my “after-visit” summary. Ran outta there like I stole something. Almost started crying in the car! SMH.

I’m usually so good at holding my flatulence in until I’m ready. That’s the first time I’ve ever had it turn on me like that.
KDub

@Dougie I pissed slightly on my old OB/Gyn once. He has retired since then. But he is the dude who delievered me and my OWN daughter and has seen the vajayjay of my momma and my sisters so…
I Go There

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

SMH…..

*on phone with Kaiser trying to get my primary gyno changed to one at a different location 48 miles away*
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I say go back to that one… Im sure he is comfortable as hell with you now.
GeminEyez

Such a confused little soul Sweetie is
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

LAKER!! :2dance:

I’m thinking ChIGo but it’s a lot like Chatted. Any suggestions?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

KDub says:

@Dougie I pissed slightly on my old OB/Gyn once. He has retired since then. But he is the dude who delievered me and my OWN daughter and has seen the vajayjay of my momma and my sisters so…
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Was this golden shower given to him as an adult or when you were born??
Chocolate Diva

Thanks MP for the link
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Yso

You should’ve seen her face when I did it though! I tried to look away at the ceiling like it didnt happen but it did!!! And it smelled too!
I Go There

@Dougie

It would have been fate if the song “You dropped the Bomb on me” Came over the loudspeaker.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ooohhhhh thats where chatted came from!!! Change + Tatted …

Here I was callin yall some evil azzes for calling her chatted thinking yall saying she talk to damn much
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo….
Yso
I Go There

No Laker dont have any suggestion
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Kwall
Were you in there on an obstetrics visit or just a regular gyno visit tho? That makes a difference. If a baby is on your bladder, you can’t really help it.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

When you fart in a paper gown, does it sound the same as when you blow on a comb covered with tissue paper?
KDub

I’m thinking ChIGo but it’s a lot like Chatted

Vertigo…cause its making me dizzy. All the letters are there. HONEST
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Igo

And I felt bad for her because she’s such a pretty lady. Real nice! And adorable. She should’nt have to smell funk out of my box because I couldn’t contain my poots.

*sigh*

I’m too through for the day.
VDot

And THEN when your gyno starts to remove the speculum, you fart in her face? .

Was it a muffled but deadly poot? Or was it just a loud azz funky fart?

Did you at least apologize? Or just scoot around on the table and act like the table made the noise?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso… chit….. let’s let the love birds give us some options….
KDub

Was this golden shower given to him as an adult or when you were born??
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About 10 years ago. Nope no baby @Dougie. He was pressing on one of my fibroids and…WEEEE…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oooh…Vertigo…I like, I like.
ohpretty1

Ashanti straight “It’s Murder-ed” that Whitney song. I was LMAO at the people outside of the studio pressed against that glass like is this bish fa-realz?!
I Go There

@Dougie

poot, funk and box… Yall really making me look at puzzay and azz a totally different way.
MissHarlem

IGO for comment 200 carry your ass in the
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Yso
She had my bottom gown lifted up though with her face all near my cooch! So it made a poot-butt sound.

@VDot
It was one of them farts that sounded like somebody stuck a knife in a tire. Like a “pop” noise.
KDub

@VDot
It was one of them farts that sounded like somebody stuck a knife in a tire. Like a “pop” noise.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OHPRETTY

I don’t think I spoke today.

And I can just imagine cause I would have been too.
I Go There

Laker
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Vdot
I apologized. She said: “that’s okay- that happens a lot.”

But it WASN’T okay! I was MORTIFIED!!!!!

@Kdub
What did your doc say when you did that?! Did he backup and scream? Call you a nasty pisspot bish? What? Did he play it off? If he played it off and just laughed, he liked golden showers- old freak.
candibfly

why is this day so long? i been chatting all day and it still ain’t time to go.

and why is dougie farting all over the place?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oh sweet baby Beysus…I can’t no mo…
I Go There

Harlem

You were thinking the same thing too…
Hershey

@ Dougie, just let it that bad air out, your Gyno understands…they have badussy (gypsy and disorderly) in their faces er’day, a lil fart is welcomed break
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo…… que?
KDub

Ashanti straight “It’s Murder-ed” that Whitney song. I was LMAO at the people outside of the studio pressed against that glass like is this bish fa-realz?!

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Whit had made it to NJ by that time. I know her departed spirit cringed. I am alive and MINE did.
ohpretty1

“He has retired since then.”

You think @ KDub?!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Candi

That’s not funny!! I’m sooooo effin embarassed!!!! *bangs head on keyboard*

I know she was talking about me to the other nurses/docs in that office when I left. I could FEEL them laughing at me as I tried torun to my car!!

BTW: got me a connect in HR at FDA. Any luck?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HERSHEY

I SAID I can’t no mo!
West Coast Chick

ohpretty1 says:

Ashanti straight “It’s Murder-ed” that Whitney song. I was LMAO at the people outside of the studio pressed against that glass like is this bish fa-realz?!

_________________________________
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Doug…
MissHarlem

I GO I when you font that bc my ass was over here singing that song.

SASSY dont feel bad its normal bc women generally dont empty their bladder or gas so when pressure is applied during the pap well you know…..
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Igo…… que?

__________________________________

Dont help them… please
you supposed to be on my side.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Hershey
I ain’t never going back to that one for a few years. They just going to have to change the office I visit. I refuse. How embarassing?! My mama raised me better then that to be farting in folks faces!
KDub

@Kdub
What did your doc say when you did that?! Did he backup and scream? Call you a nasty pisspot bish? What? Did he play it off? If he played it off and just laughed, he liked golden showers- old freak.
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Same thing. Said release of fluid was normal. Its okay. But I was like you still wanted to go
candibfly

dougie

my co-worker has a connect in nyc i think, i’m gonna wait til i get my 13 cause they won’t pay u less than u making i think. i can live off 92 in nyc, it’s just me and snoopy
I Go There

yall heffas Nasty…

Farts at the Gyno… Although I did always want one of those tables
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo….
VDot

@VDot
It was one of them farts that sounded like somebody stuck a knife in a tire. Like a “pop” noise. .

Well if it makes you feel any better, I’m sure she’s smelled pu$$%y boxes that smelled a hundred times worse than your fault

S/N – I think I may watch Weekend at Bernie’s this weekend.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@DOUGIE

Sht…If you learn to do that on command you could make a nice bit of change on the side. Just saying.
KDub

@ohpretty1…
Well like I said the man delivered ME…then he was MY doctor..and delivered my oldest. So he was old. It was time for him to retire. He had gotten to be the same age almost as Clive Davis. Well..not THAT old.
ohpretty1

:wave: @ YSo I cried after that performance. She had a nerve to end it like fat boy from Coming to America (Queen to Be)
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso u on ur non ratchet chit?
KDub

S/N – I think I may watch Weekend at Bernie’s this weekend.
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ME TOO. We going out of town but Imma try to find it before I go.
VDot

badussy (gypsy and disorderly) .
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@LAKER

I can’t force the ratchedness…I have to be inspired.
I Go There

YSoSrs says:

@DOUGIE

Sht…If you learn to do that on command you could make a nice bit of change on the side. Just saying
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me and My homies went to a strip club in Denver called Saturdays
We told this chic it was a dudes Birthday… she layed on her bacy open her legs struck and entire book of Matches and blew it out with her puss… The look on our faces was priceless.
Hershey

@ Dougie, she’s the one who pressed it (literally and I guess physically) out of you so if you slipped her some bad air, as long as the Missus as well bathed with a high top fade, chile boo! Sure you’re fart is now the new conversation piece, sure she’s going to describe in great detail how torrid it smelled, sure she said “it’s ok” when it’s really not, the important thing is that…hell Iono what the important thing is I’m too busy at you!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

“Weekend At Whitty’s”. A Bad Boy Production.
ohpretty1

KDub and Doug have me crying like Ashanti sand again!
ohpretty1

Sang
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Fire puzzy
CFREE

Afternoon folks

damn Dougie

Sweetie FREE

ASHANTI sang a Whitney song? the debil is a lie! :crying1:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@IGO
lite coffee

Boys Force 8-year-old to Perform Sex Acts on Them on School Bus

HOUSTON, TX — Police have arrested two 10-year-old boys on suspicion of forcing another boy to perform sex acts on them while aboard a school bus.

The boys are charged with aggravated sexual assault on a child in the incident which occurred in August. The arrests were only made last week, after authorities watched security video taken on board the bus.
The video caught the two boys pulling their pants down and forcing the younger boy to perform sex acts on them, police told the Houston Chronicle.

At the time of the incident, the children had just boarded the Houston Independent School District bus and were on the way home from school.

All three boys are special needs students, and authorities weren’t releasing their names because they are minors.

The two 10-year-olds face up to 40 years in prison for the sexual assault.

The alleged victim was already transferred to another school.

Houston school district spokesman Jason Spencer says officials were first made aware of the alleged assault when the district’s transportation department was asked by a parent on Aug. 30 to review conditions on a bus that transports special needs students to an elementary school.
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This is just crazy to me. But question, does a special needs person have a higher sex drive than a regular person? My husband and I were talking about this the other day…
I Go There

Laker

I didnt know what to think… strong box indeed.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

candibfly says:

dougie

my co-worker has a connect in nyc i think, i’m gonna wait til i get my 13 cause they won’t pay u less than u making i think. i can live off 92 in nyc, it’s just me and snoopy
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Is that 92k???

Paypal me a few gs please!!
I Go There

CFree whats up
CFREE

@VDOT weekend at Bernie’s is one of my fav oldies
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Would that be called a windy pussy? A gusty pussy? An airy pussy?

You ole gusty pussy heffa…
Hershey

@ Laker itchy puzzy
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

I Go There says:

YSoSrs says:

@DOUGIE

Sht…If you learn to do that on command you could make a nice bit of change on the side. Just saying
________________________________________________

me and My homies went to a strip club in Denver called Saturdays
We told this chic it was a dudes Birthday… she layed on her bacy open her legs struck and entire book of Matches and blew it out with her puss… The look on our faces was priceless.
_____________________________________________________________

… hell naw … what was her name? Ms Fire Crotch??

Don’t even think I would ever try that one…
CFREE

I GO had to peek in and say whats up, these comments
I Go There

I think it was Wind Gust Puzzy
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

CFREE!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Hershey smoke puzzy… 3Rd degree puzzy…. Skrong durable built tuff puzzay..
CFREE

Has anyone seen Teyana Taylors “leaked” semi nekid pic? Those areolas…
CFREE

YSO
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Hershey smoke puzzy… 3Rd degree puzzy…. Skrong durable built tuff puzzay..
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You did not just give this woman a Goodyear tire puzzay
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Smoked meeeeowww
VDot

“Weekend At Whitty’s”. A Bad Boy Production. .
I Go There

JMO says:

I Go There says:

YSoSrs says:

@DOUGIE

Sht…If you learn to do that on command you could make a nice bit of change on the side. Just saying
________________________________________________

me and My homies went to a strip club in Denver called Saturdays
We told this chic it was a dudes Birthday… she layed on her bacy open her legs struck and entire book of Matches and blew it out with her puss… The look on our faces was priceless.
_____________________________________________________________

… hell naw … what was her name? Ms Fire Crotch??

Don’t even think I would ever try that one…
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Yeah I dont think that was supposed to be tried at home…. a smoking labia dont seem to sexy to me.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo Snap back….. Swiiiiiish!!!!
Hershey

@ Laker dry puzzy, neighborhood puzzy, notcho average puzzy, getchu arrested puzzy, beatcho azz over dis puzzy…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Wonder if she do a Will she get dark black puzzy lops….
ohpretty1

Speaking of Weekend at Bernie’s:

Grammys are on and the nephew is over (11 years old). The Beach Boys perform and he says they look like a bunch of Bernie’s, dead and orange. SMH
I Go There

You gotta go overseas for that
MissHarlem

YSO officially hate you

All these names for puzzy is funny as hell but nothing beast gypsy pussy
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Smoked salmon
MissHarlem

*beat
Hershey

@ Laker
I Go There

The Lakers are the Greatest team ever….
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MissHarlem says:

YSO officially hate you

All these names for puzzy is funny as hell but nothing beast gypsy pussy
_____________________________________________________________________

I think of this every time gypsy comments
I Go There

22 Feb I will change that but for now…. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Laker
Don’t laugh! It could happen to you!

@MissHarlem
I know but I was still embarassed!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo
I Go There

Yeah that Gypsy Puzzy one was a good one…
caligirl

Don’t forget DISORDERLY PUZZAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded SamYell JacksEm

Wind Gust Puzzy
——————–
That’s how you get pink eye.

Sup fam.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OHPRETTY

I swear as I was watching the Grammys the first time around I said to my sister that the Beach Boys all looked liked they’d been dug up and Frankensteined for that performance.

AND they are supposed to start touring again. Can you imagine all the formaldehyde and Glade Stick Ups they are gonna need to keep them dudes “fresh” for a whole tour?
I Go There

@ Pink EYE

Damn
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@LAKER

Smoked salmon?! Get out!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Doug… I peepee once… I was 9 months n I just drip on his hand….
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@VDOT

I already got my tickets reserved for it.

#TakeThat
Hershey

caligirl says:

Don’t forget DISORDERLY PUZZAY
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^^^^^^^^^

Hall of Famer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

gosh i hate rolling in 300 comments deep :crying1: #lost
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

What about Drunk and Disorderly pussy?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

FRENCHY!!

We just talking bout pussy. Jump right on in.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso
MissHarlem

Disorderly pussy is funny as hell but gypsy pussy is a gem

JMO I wouldnt know that font is always in stealth mode hmmm wonder why
I Go There

We just talking bout pussy

Damn….
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Laker
SMH. Were you ashamed too?

To whomever asked, I saw Teyana’s leaked pics…. ummm…..her bra really does wonders.

@Candi
You better stay there until you get your 14, THEN move to NY. I’m on bended hands & knees (like BOYZ II MEN) hoping I get this 12/13 position I got this connect for.

Lemme have my 13 later this year. All you bishes gon hate me! *goes looking at Porsches to buy*
Hershey

YSoSrs says:

What about Drunk and Disorderly pussy?

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usually wherever drunk is disorderly puzzy ain’t too far behind
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Talk to yalll tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YSO

oh my favorite subject
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HERSHEY
@LAKER
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHIGO

What? We are.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Doug… specially when he said ”I should of let u go peefirst” and at me
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Lakes

Did this fool say “pink eye”
ohpretty1

glade plugins. They did sound good though
I Go There

@YSO

I like YGO better….
I Go There

Laker Peeing on Docs
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ygo…. Not bad…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

Is that so? I must say you taste is impeccable.
Chocolate Diva
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Ygo…. Not bad…
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LEGO

See… ive been thinking
KDub

swear as I was watching the Grammys the first time around I said to my sister that the Beach Boys all looked liked they’d been dug up and Frankensteined for that performance.
——————————————
I said whoever propped ole crazy azz Brian Wilson (the Beach Boy who played in his sandbox in his living room naked for a decade…Carnie and Wendy daddy) needs to go skrait to hail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

What I miss
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

I hate all yall because of yall I was sitting in the hall at my child’s school and read what yall said from my phone and farted so loud the principal moved away from me. I was so embarrassed, I asked him why he moved from me and that nucca said ‘shyt cause you just farted’.
I Go There

YSO

Thank you
caligirl

What else can we talk about…

Types of Puzzy (check)
Hairy Balls (check)
How to grow hair (check)
Fabaulso (not sure abou usuage) (check)
Beyonce didn’t have a baby (check)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

How was the interview?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KDUB

Like OhPretty said, they sounded good but I’m like “Why is Brian doing THAT?” Pointing and winking and sht. Made me feel weird and dirty.
I Go There

Cali

Tell us what you did on Valentines day
KDub

“Weekend At Whitty’s”. A Bad Boy Production.
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

JMO says:

MissHarlem says:
YSO officially hate you
All these names for puzzy is funny as hell but nothing beast gypsy pussy
_____________________________________________________________________
I think of this every time gypsy comments
____________________________

Glad someone is saying my name in the same sentence as puzzy cause mine aint had no play since Clive Davis hosted that roast for Geezus at the last suppa!
Chocolate Diva

So Chris reps just confirmed that he indeed did attend Rihanna party and only asked the workers to sign a release. Interesting
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ygo… I see
Yso real good taste.. :2dance:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

GYPSY!!

It’s something reeeaaally wrong with all of y’all today. More than usual I mean.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

gypsyeyes says:

JMO says:

MissHarlem says:
YSO officially hate you
All these names for puzzy is funny as hell but nothing beast gypsy pussy
_____________________________________________________________________
I think of this every time gypsy comments
____________________________

Glad someone is saying my name in the same sentence as puzzy cause mine aint had no play since Clive Davis hosted that roast for Geezus at the last suppa!
______________________________________________________
Chocolate Diva

So I finanlly talked to my cuz who had her taxes taken. She was getting smart with me last week so I cut her off for a couple of days. I asked her what has she been up to and this dummy said she should took a title loan on her car and has started selling blood. I had to cover the mouth piece on the phone because I was appalled at myself when I heard a tiny giggle slip out. Between yall and my family a bytch gone be laughing in her sleep tonight
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CD

That can’t be real life. You make my family look like the fcking Waltons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ CD what is that persons initials? sounds very Familiar
CHA CHA

<–SWEET TEA!

just came back from shopping my azz off at Sears store closing

Spent $185 and got a 20% discount which means I saved about $40

:wave: <– Money
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Chocolate Diva says:

So I finanlly talked to my cuz who had her taxes taken. She was getting smart with me last week so I cut her off for a couple of days. I asked her what has she been up to and this dummy said she should took a title loan on her car and has started selling blood. I had to cover the mouth piece on the phone because I was appalled at myself when I heard a tiny giggle slip out. Between yall and my family a bytch gone be laughing in her sleep tonight
_______________________________-
ohpretty1

@ KDub since you know everything, you could have told me Rhinestone Cowboy had old timer’s before I saw the Grammy’s. I could have better prepared for my coworkers the next day.
I Go There

Title Loan and Selling blood…. Damn.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CHA

What’d you get me?
Chocolate Diva

@Yso
Why when I calmly asked her how are you going to be making payments considering her hours were cut she replied “fukk them”. I told her you know they will repossess yo car and she said joke on them the muthafugga ragedy anyway. Which I once again tried to be the voice of reason in stating the obvious then you will not have a car boo boo. Immediate silent. Oh yeah she said she’s been feeling a lil sick from the blood donatations We fam so I cant stop fukking with her right?

@Al
TL
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

So since we are talking about dysfunctional families. I have a cousin who was/is on drugs for so long I can’t remember her not being on them. That heffa stole out my purse after I bought her a pack of ciggs and some 4 loco. I told her mama,my aunt, and I sweater gawd her 63 year old azz fought her like she didn’t slide out of her puzzy. I started feeling bad but during the beating money fell out of her pocket and I picked it up and put it in mine.
CHA CHA

YSOLOVETHEWORLD I got you some gold beads like Stevie Wonders for your locs Thank me Later

IN HONOR OF NIPPY…WE SHOULD SIGN OFF EVERY COMMENT FROM HER ON OUT WITH….. HELL TO THE NAW

She would have wanted it that way, besides it will provide a more balanced view of Whitneys life

#scoutshonor
#tengunsalute
Chocolate Diva

*donations*
caligirl

Valemtime was (disclaimer we show our love to each other all year)

Mister was late getting home cause of his already long commute. He had to go take Valemtime to his stinky kids (it’s there week with their deranged mama)

When he FINALLY got home. Mister gave me a card, bottle of wine (know I ain’t suppose to be drinking, chocolate covered strawberries. One was missing, because he had a piece of strawberry, stuck in his tooth…. talkn bout he was hungry.

We missed our reservations, so I didn’t want to go anywhere else, so I opted for chicken wings and western fries!

Sleep by 11….

What you do IGO?
ohpretty1

I wonder if they will have groupies waiting outside the tourbus? Oh to be a fly
I Go There

What you do IGO?

___________________________________

Oh nothing
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

In other news, Kandi has bought a new house. Somebody give me some old plastic milk jugs and some wind up toys cause I’m bout to make me a line of fake dycks’s! I too want a new house!!!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CD

You can stop fcking with her but then where would you get your laughs from when not in the land of SR?

@GYPSY

I’d a done the same thing and not felt the least bit bad.

@CHA

Let me thank you now. :hugs:
ohpretty1

Oh yeah she said she’s been feeling a lil sick from the blood donatations
Chocolate Diva

@Gypsy

Yeah I seen it that’s a nice come up. They say she worth like 35 milli for writing songs and chit
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Did @ Cali say ‘stinky kids’

*Hell to the naw! (is that good ChaCha?)
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@OHPRETTY

I don’t want to be a fly to see what kind of groupies The Beach boys would attract.
caligirl

It’s been kinda of somber round the house since Misters 11 year old son said “You need to man up” He cuzzed that boy out like he was 22. He crazy mama gonna get him killed.
I Go There

Alright yall Im out

Yall take it easy…
Chocolate Diva

@Yso
Honestly I’d rather listen to yall stories for awhile because chit aint fun no more seeing my family and friends act like some slow fukks
Chocolate Diva

BYE
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MP & gypsy

I have friends that donated bone marrow in undergrad for money. I forgot how much they used to get but ain’t no way in hell im doing that
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

IGO
caligirl

@gypsyeyes says:

Did @ Cali say ‘stinky kids’
_________
Yes, you have to ask them to use deo. Apparently their mother has banned it their home. Her response to why do they smell like goats when we pick them up. She focusing on the inside……
caligirl

Nite to IGO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ CD Oh ok nevermind we aint family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Bone marrow can go for %500 I think
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

caligirl says:

@gypsyeyes says:

Did @ Cali say ‘stinky kids’
_________
Yes, you have to ask them to use deo. Apparently their mother has banned it their home. Her response to why do they smell like goats when we pick them up. She focusing on the inside……
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hell naw … wow
Ty

I’ve been trying to Free Sweetie since Season 1 Let me find out they lying on Kizzy

Where is my Kizzy gravi
Chocolate Diva

@Al
Good to know

@MP
I cant believe she didnt think about them taking her car if she doesnt make payments. Fukktard
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@YGO

@CALI

She’s focusing on the inside, is she? Then she better be prepared to keep them kids inside all the time or they gone get talked about real bad.
Ty

gypsyeyes says:

JMO says:

MissHarlem says:
YSO officially hate you
All these names for puzzy is funny as hell but nothing beast gypsy pussy
_____________________________________________________________________
I think of this every time gypsy comments
____________________________

Glad someone is saying my name in the same sentence as puzzy cause mine aint had no play since Clive Davis hosted that roast for Geezus at the last suppa!
_______________
Yall still cutting up now I have to go home and read all this shyt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Real good
caligirl

@JMO – They use crystals at their house or some kinda natural deo. Crystals are for people that are vegans and folks that don’t eat procssed foods. Their diet over there is Ooodles of noodles and Murray Steaks.
Chocolate Diva

Goonight Fam

Me and my daughter are having girl time tonight. She shopping for skinny jeans and I’m paying. This should be real fun…… NOT
CHA CHA

gypsyeyes says:

Did @ Cali say ‘stinky kids’

*Hell to the naw! (is that good ChaCha?)

:applaud:

YES GYPSY PUSs YES

HELL To THE NAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWtxLhniC4&sns=fb Jerrica

To ALL these comments!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CALI

That’s child abuse. Call the people on em.
caligirl

Yso – She don’t care, her focus is Child Support. Still trying to figure out what she be doing with the money. The little girl look like Thing 1 unless I get her hair done. Dis the same bish talking bout he badd father cause he want tell the kids I’m pregant (based upon I want hug her, cause I say I’m sick)
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CD
ohpretty1

@OHPRETTY

I don’t want to be a fly to see what kind of groupies The Beach boys would attract.
——

Not even curious? I just want to see what an 80 yo garden tool would wear when she has plans for later. That would give me ratchet gravi material for a while
caligirl

Chocolate Diva – Nite Nite
CHA CHA

SOOOOO Gypsy PUSSY…why fo aint nobody been makin you say UHHHHHH NA NA NA lately

Hell to the Naw
caligirl

YSO – We got a court appearance coming and I have called the people. Remember that’s the same bish tha had a chicken in her house. Talkn bout they ate it. Yeah right….The lil boy said you did a sacrifice.
caligirl

Ohhh and Hell to the NAW
CHA CHA

Caligirl sounding bitter like Chiby was bout that other baby mama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

love you all
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@CALI

That btch sounds crazier than a sht house rat. I hope the courts do right by them kids.
#IDCIYDKMN

OTB, syrup that bishes car up. Then tell her–> Aunt Jemima that hoe (ok, don’t say that)

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Fayla, if you’re looking THANK YOU My package arrived :2dance:

Whip It Baby
Whip It Right
Whip It Baby
Whip It All Night
CHA CHA

FA WRENCH TUNG KISSES HEY LUB

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAIRICA *lil man is giving me fever

Hell to the Naw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

CHACHACHA
CHA CHA

HOBOYGAH NUMERO UNO :2dance: <– In a pool of Whifpfinity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

FA WRENCH TUNG KISSES

__________________________

awwwww it!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

CHA CHA says:

SOOOOO Gypsy PUSSY…why fo aint nobody been makin you say UHHHHHH NA NA NA lately
Hell to the Naw
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Aint found nobody worthy. The last one was so bad that I fell asleep and woke back up and he was still just rocking his hips from left to right.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MP

Cali … <— smh
caligirl

ChaCha – HMPH Not bitter, just don’t like when people use childen as pawns, especilly when I gotta clean up and my use my otherswise disposal income because she don’t work.

YSO – I hope so as well, they look pitiful most times…
#IDCIYDKMN

Hoburger No.5

*licks hand*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YALL weeeeeeeeeeeee should make up a jingle for Faylaboo’s product line
#IDCIYDKMN

Be strong Cali! Been there done that…
#IDCIYDKMN

Can we use the background music to Whip It Baby?

Huh, can we, can we? #excitedlikeabigkid

You know we got some wrappers on here and singers too
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Am I wrong that I have 4 kids but don’t wanna date a man with kids?
#IDCIYDKMN

Can I get a RECAP for the whole day? Kdub-style?
#IDCIYDKMN

Nope gypsy You can date whomever you want yo…

Tell em’ I said so
#IDCIYDKMN

Gypsy, here’s your politically correct answer: Sorry, I already have four children & I know how children can be a handful, so I am looking for a nice young guy that doesn’t have that already and is willing to help me love and raise mine
KDub

@ KDub since you know everything, you could have told me Rhinestone Cowboy had old timer’s before I saw the Grammy’s. I could have better prepared for my coworkers the next day.

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My daughter was like why they honoring him as if he is dead cause I had just SAID…Glen died and I missed it? THEN he shuffled his azz out on that stage and I was DIZZONE you hear me? My grandmother used to LOVE HIM!
CHA CHA

gypsyeyes says:
Aint found nobody worthy. The last one was so bad that I fell asleep and woke back up and he was still just rocking his hips from left to right.

Thats all bad….you betta than me cus back in the day I was known to push a nicca up off of me…. did you at least file your nails

@ CALI…Im just fooling with you…Im part of the otha BABY MUTHA aint shyt crew so its all love here

HELL TO THE NAW
KDub

Am I wrong that I have 4 kids but don’t wanna date a man with kids?
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Let’s whip it baby…let’s whip right…whip baby…whip all night…

NO @ Gyp about the men and kids…cause ex-boo and his new boo who look like she had to fight all her life…HE got 3…she got 5 and together they got a gas prollem..cause they gonna hafta take a minivan and a full size sedan or SUV on all their outings.
KDub

A full day recap? Jesus let me see what I can do…
caligirl

@CHA CHA – Me and my ex new wife get along good! But she IS not mentally unstable. We got a mutal respect for each other. I send my son to them well eqipped and he come back looking just as good with more.

#IDCIYDKMN says:

Be strong Cali! Been there done that…
_______
Girl I stay praying
caligirl

No don’t think you are wrong, but if and when you find a man that is willing to take care of your kids and he don’t have any; FIND out why he don’t have none of his own. But he must have a job and all his teeth.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

I did not get a chance to file my nails but I did have plenty of dream while he was bumping and grinding.

And I have a confession: While watching the BET Honors, Cicely Tyson walked on stage and I got choked up cause I thought that she was dead. My exact comment was ” everytime I think she dead she reappears”
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

<—Waiting for a first time eva full day recap from KDub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Cicely could get it
KDub

First part of the day…trying to get it in order but alot happened…

RECAP
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Day started off with the Gabby feel bad she was at that Illuminati party post from yesterday. Puffy got his beaver face azz up in the party with Clive the Old Guy Davis tambout “ain’t no party like a Clive Davis party” while Whit was dead as hail upstairs. Folks still giving @Yso and me ish for saying Puff was gonna have Whit propped up like Weekend at Bernie freshly up out the tub.

Then comes to find out Chris Brown likes the Asian gals. Surprise! He fuggin Lil Wayne baby muvah who was formerly a foot scrubber at her family place of nail bidness. Sandra went in on Karahoochie his new girlfriend.

Nicki and those stripes gave folks seziures like they were watching a bad Pokemon episode the time it sent the lil Japanese kids into sezuires. Folks cracked on her teeth. I said when Jesus comes for her she gonna be able to eat her way back to earth with those jokas. Her shoes WAS cute though.
KDub

Second half of the day
Recap
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Somebody said they bestie is a GYN and sends pts home for having disorderly public hairs. Somebody said Kim K had a gypsy puss-cee cause it just wanders basketball courts and football fields at will.

Seal is single. Who gives a 0.5 of a fugg?

Beyonce had a baby but was recording songs as the surrogate delivered b/c she has an album coming out. That baby looked at her like “bish..who is yew” in the pic.

Chris Brown momma Joyce is tiyah’d of him. I think she mad cause she just now realizing her son is really into them Asian gals and she gonna have some Blackenese grandbabies which is gonna cause her to hafta cook more rice for Sunday dinner.

Sweetie is finally emancipated from Kim. She is the oldest slave I know. And here we are thinking it was Miss Jane Pittman who @Gyp JUST said she thought was dead…but no she is still kicking it.
CHA CHA

gypsyeyes says:
And I have a confession: While watching the BET Honors, Cicely Tyson walked on stage and I got choked up cause I thought that she was dead. My exact comment was ” everytime I think she dead she reappears”

you sound like my husband who keep trying to kill off Morgan Freeman

@CALIGIRL… me and my ex husband get along and I get along with erry single one of his baby mamas too…partially cus I feel sorry for them heauxs HE aint gon neva put a ring on it…
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

Get what? A new hip? You nasty.

@KDUB

More please.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

ALBoy says:

Cicely could get it
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As in Cicely Tyson??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ KDUB….I was gonna ask what’s up but, now I don’t need too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cicely old as Mumra though?
CHA CHA

@ KDUBB THE RECAP MASTER

You know bishes is lined up round the kona to polish Seals ~~LONG DYCK~~ nails. :wave: <–O P I nail polish flourescent brown

Hell to the Naw
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

@Al-Didn’t know you was into Necrophilia!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

She plantation sexy though
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

DIMPZ!!

Mumra?! Go back where you just came from. Right. Now.
KDub

Cicely could get it

Why did I just picture Eddie and Lady Eloise from Boomerang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Plantation Sexy. I need to log THE FUGG owf after that! :coffin:
<—While singing the Upper Room in my Ray Gibson voice
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

Miss Sofia done had to fight all her life and you just gone run off with Methuselah’s mama like that? For shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ YSO…But I JUST got here!
#IDCIYDKMN

YES You knocked it put the park yo!

*hands Kdub her *
#IDCIYDKMN

Ms. Sophia: All my life…..
ohpretty1

*goes to the Grammy post*
#IDCIYDKMN

Yso, you think diddy would’ve presented her with a gift or something

You know like them half and half bff chains, you wear one piece and I wear the other

Just so he could brag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ YSO aint nothin gone break up me and Sophia
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Going to take another shot of tequila cause I’m feeling some kinda way.
KDub

She plantation sexy though
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You sir? Are gonna STOP tawking about Mama Flora in that fuggin manner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Gypsy
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Don’t go in there @Ohpretty. It ain’t right up in there!!!
#IDCIYDKMN

@gypsy, now pour me one yo
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Tired of going to sleep alone*puts on my flannel nightgown and satin bonnet*
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MT

I think Diddles would have gave Whitty an autographed picture of himself cause who wouldn’t want that to gaze upon for the rest of their after life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Gives Gypsy the look grabs the string on yo bonnet pulls real tight
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

gypsyeyes says:

Tired of going to sleep alone*puts on my flannel nightgown and satin bonnet*
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Damn
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

So disrespectful. That’s somebody’s great great great great great grandma he talking bout plowing like a bean field.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<——Has a satin bonnet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ YSo why you trippin it aint yo gam gam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Gam Gam.

How the hell does that sound remotely sexy Al?!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

My gam gam didn’t like yella fellas such as yourself. But if she did, you would have been talking bout “Sofia who?”. Where you think I get from?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Well yal get all your Slave fetish gear and we can re make Roots or The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Mz D have you seen Horrible Bosses? thats where I got Gam Gam from I would never call her that I would call her Mrs Evers or some sexy like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ YSO I am not yella I am Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Al….Dude was PISSED that Spacey made him miss GamGam’s funeral.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@AL

I e-dore you, I really do but there is something wrong with you. Very, very wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Mz D I die laughing err time I see that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Yso what I do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Then he clowned him HARD! WAIT GAMGAM, YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAMGAM?
#IDCIYDKMN

Yeah you right Yso Plus I know he would’ve had her brought over to the picture booth to take some jailhouse-style pics and ish, pouring out a lil liquor (for her & she right there!) and making it rain.

Damn shame that diddy
KDub

Why am I also picturing the scene in the last Bernie Mac movie “Soul Men” where the yt lady (Stiffler’s momma from American Pie) takes her teef out to give him a Velveteen Rub.

Get thee behind me @Al…gam gam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Right and all after he took his promotion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—–Not liking how yall dissing Sean and desecrating the nickname I gave him, Diddles.

@ Cousin and YSO…Yall see the sun still kinda out?!
#IDCIYDKMN

Cousin, did you get your “Whipfinity Package” today? I did

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Yall better be ready for Christmas because Whipfinity is gonna have thee best gift baskets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Al….HE was the best man for the job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

I love that movie
#IDCIYDKMN

I see the sun

& cousin you know diddy would’ve have tshirts and ish with “Last Party” or some ish

Kdub, Ray could’ve sang her one last song too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin.

Damn this mailroom!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@DIMPZ

And it’s gonna be sooo nice tomorrow.

It’s got me paranoid though. I’m still waiting for the real Chicago winter to come in an kick our asses. Probably gone wait till March to dump 20 ft of snow just in time for my birthday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

But, But cousin! He was gonna Brang her career back! You see what he did with Biggie’s after he was gone. Biggie was a still a success on on ppl’s minds 2 years after he expired.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

#IDCIYDKMN says:

I see the sun
& cousin you know diddy would’ve have tshirts and ish with “Last Party” or some ish
Kdub, Ray could’ve sang her one last song too
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One Wish in the Key of D(for diddles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

so yall got yo bonnets and potatoe sack dresses ready
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ YSO… I know or bishes gone be sunburnt ass hell come summer cause the heat is ALL wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

Puts on Green Mile outfit
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Sun? It gets dark here at 4:45pm. Kids be going to bed crying cause they just got home from school and I’m making them go to bed. I hate it here. I never know what time it is!
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

The only way to succeed with Diddles is to die. He does his best work when diddy bopping on the graves of others.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—–hasnt seen Green Mile
#IDCIYDKMN

I’m still waiting for the real Chicago winter to come in an kick our asses. Probably gone wait till March to dump 20 ft of snow just in time for my birthday.

You know it’s coming. #cantfoolme

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Cousin & Gypsy, he probably would’ve had them do that thing where they put the body through the crowd

Whilst still doin the diddy bop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Yall ain’t right. Nonna yall, not just Cousin.
Renee28

I read the police report regarding the night CB beat Rihanna’s ass!! I must say it’s all bad!! Just sad….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

You mean when like when rockstars jump in the crowd and get carried back?

I him in Get Him To The Greek though
#IDCIYDKMN

BUT cousin, every single thing that we’ve said, is not out of character for diddy You can just picture it all….

#andthataintmyfaulteither
#IDCIYDKMN

like when rockstars jump in the crowd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Renee….I read it right after it happened. I wasn’t a fan before and i’m sure as HELL not one now. I believe all the evidence in the car supported what she told him and THAT’S why the state and NOT her had him prosecuted. PPL keep blaming her but, she was only a witness for the state, the state went after his ass.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MT

You mean crowd surfing?

I bet Diddles would have wanted to actually use Whit’s body as a board to ride over the crowd pouring out Ciroc the whole time.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@DIMPZ

I forgot. You actually don’t completely hate Diddles. :hugs:

I’m not taking back nothing that I typed about him though.
#IDCIYDKMN

You mean crowd surfing?

Yso, you know he’s grimy, he probably would’ve dragged her all around town (ala Weekend At Bernies style).

Grammies
Party
After Party
Hotel Lobby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

YSO

Least you’re consistant.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

on that crowd surfing I’m packing up my pyanno and leaving!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin…He let her rest during the Pre-Grammies party though.

Yall just won’t let him be great.
#IDCIYDKMN

pouring out Ciroc the whole time
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You know he would’ve made her take a shot

Talmbout &

Telling the photographers “here, get her good side”
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0KE6b9VBVF8kuyOt gypsyeyes

Did ICD-9 just say “hotel lobby”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Heading home, see you crazy ppl tomorrow.
ohpretty1

Don’t go in there @Ohpretty. It ain’t right up in there!!!

@gypsy – OMG that was funny #dontjudgeme. I’ll finish the rest of that post at home.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@MT

I need to go. Y’all bringing out the worst in me this week. :stop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

@ Mz D since Im the only sane Ill hold it down
CHA CHA

gypsyeyes says:

Did ICD-9 just say “hotel lobby”

did you just call my hoburger and damn billing code
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Is yall still heah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy
Renee28

@ Renee….I read it right after it happened. I wasn’t a fan before and i’m sure as HELL not one now. I believe all the evidence in the car supported what she told him and THAT’S why the state and NOT her had him prosecuted. PPL keep blaming her but, she was only a witness for the state, the state went after his ass.
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Yes, reading the police report just disgusted me on so many levels!
ZenChickAtl

I swear I just spent a good thirty or more mins reading all these comments and I am too through!
Eazy

KDub says:
Folks still giving @Yso and me ish for saying Puff was gonna have Whit propped up like Weekend at Bernie freshly up out the tub
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ya’ll out do eachother every freaking day
TiFan4Lyfe

Dear Sweetie…

What had happened was..Kim found a man that actually claims her and got off that bullshit which was believing she ever needed an assistant in the first place.Subsequently yo ass got kicked to the curb….

I’m glad tho…I didn’t like they way she talked to you anyway.I hope you find something else to do besides assisting in the future…
caligirl

Kdub u iz a fool @the Gyn She would send patients home with stank Puzzay to bathe.
VDot

Sneaking in on the late night tip to say I to Kdub’s recap. That chit is a gift. And yall aint chit for 1)Diddles crowd surfing with un-living bodies and 2) No play action puss that aint seen a one eyed monster since Clive hosted a roast for Geezus and the Disciples.
Anna

Renee28 says:

I read the police report regarding the night CB beat Rihanna’s ass!! I must say it’s all bad!! Just sad….

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I did not know all that until I read it yesterday. I want her to never want him again. That was some serious stuff. I did want them to get back together and move forward. after reading that, I see why ppl are still hating on Chris.
Not that there was one specific one anymore.
Panhandlers are something else. Would you give money to the same guy w/a sign, occupying the same spot day after day, while smoking cigs, and has a Mountain Dew next to him and over weight? I will give to the grey haired Vet w/a sign, no cig in his hand or mouth or no gloves on his hands. I only gave him 4 bucks but it made me feel good. (the older guy, not the one who looked my age but was probably 15 yrs younger than me). I feel sorry for all, but I come home and pray. I don’t like to sterotype, but how can a person be at the same place everyday w/a sign begging for money day after day???. Mountain Dew has more “pick me up” than a cup of coffee. Has the Government failed our tax dollars???. This should not be happening. I know too may ppl on welfare that are able body but lazy, and greedy. Those who need the assistance need a adovacte. I’m tired of waiting in line with few things in my cart and the person ahead of me had 3 carts, and loads the food in the trunk of a Benz. It’s not even healthy food. Thanks for my rant to myself, Sometimes you have to type/write it down, and hit the “submit button”. On a better note. I did get food for my Fam/Grands It’s Friday, It’s Friday(almost). This weekend we are backing “Cookies”. Pretty soon they will know how to make Lasagne or Baked Spaghetti. Baby Steps. They are only 2 and 7.
NaijaGal

Aren’t people always hollering ‘second chances’ so at what point do you let him move on foward…hopefully he’ll never partake in any form of domestic violence again but how can he move forward if people are constantly calling him a monster…now if he becomes a monster, people have a problem but when he’s trying to leave the past in the past, people want to continue to hold it over him…no sin is greater than the other, so while people are casting stones I’m sure those people live in steel houses and their closets are pure as the driven snow (sarcasm)
lovezoe

NaijaGal says:

Aren’t people always hollering ‘second chances’ so at what point do you let him move on foward…hopefully he’ll never partake in any form of domestic violence again but how can he move forward if people are constantly calling him a monster…now if he becomes a monster, people have a problem but when he’s trying to leave the past in the past, people want to continue to hold it over him…no sin is greater than the other, so while people are casting stones I’m sure those people live in steel houses and their closets are pure as the driven snow (sarcasm)
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Cosign. The only thing different from Rih and Shanaynay is Rih is famous. Same goes for CB. He has truly made a comeback and that right there says something. He has not been in any LEGAL trouble since that night. He has followed all guidelines for his probation, completed necessary classes. Rihanna has obviously forgiven him. He has been with Karamel Latte for a minute. Should he just be blackballed for life? A police report is not always the truth. That’s all I will say about that. I think both of them have a temper and that’s may what needs to keep them apart.
NaijaGal

lovezoe and to future mini lovezoe…I think you take the prize for creatively fcuking up the girl’s name…I def everything you said about Chris…the conspiracy part of me thinks they told Chris to take the L for a couple of years and then he’d be rewarded
lovezoe

@naja :hugs: from us both! I agree. Men are “supposed” to have restraint when a woman is hitting on him, I def think he took the L on this one.
Hershey

A pair of talk radio hosts in Los Angeles have been yanked off the air temporarily for making insensitive and inappropriate comments about the late Whitney Houston.

Effective immediately, KFI AM 640 hosts John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou have been suspended after calling the late singer a “crack ho” and saying she was “cracked out for 20 years,” according to audio posted online at UrbanInformer.com. [Listen below.]

KFI AM 640 management says it does not condone, support or tolerate statements of this kind.

John Kobylt said, “We made a mistake, and we accept the station’s decision. We used language that was inappropriate, and we sincerely apologize to our listeners and to the family of Ms. Houston.”

John and Ken, who often rail against taxes and illegal immigration, will return to the air Monday, Feb. 27
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All they get is a suspension, but Roland Martin said off color comments about some dayum panny drawers and got fired? Wrong paint job, in white America let this woman rest in peace
bnatural

Morning! TGIF!
NaijaGal

Wait Roland is fired?????
NaijaGal

bnatural, Hershey
NaijaGal

@Hershey here in Dallas when Luther passed the morning crew of a radio station started saying how his death was unnatural and implied that he passed from HIV/AIDS, they were gone by the end of the day
Hershey

@ Naija Iono if he’s fired I’m about to put him on side of milk carton, I ain’t seent him since the mafia came for him
bnatural

Hershey says:

@ Naija Iono if he’s fired I’m about to put him on side of milk carton, I ain’t seent him since the mafia came for him
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I think he’s been suspended but not fired…
Chocolate Diva

Hey Fam