Pub singer Beyoncé was seen entering an office building in New York City today. It’s the same office building that Bey was seen entering almost daily when she was supposedly pregnant. I’m told the building is where Beyoncé and Tina Knowles’ clothing line is housed — and that Beyoncé is actually working a 9-5 job overseeing designs, patterns, fabric selections and things of that nature. Maybe she’s not such a dummy after all?
Photo: Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow/Splash
She’s rockin’ those parenthesis thighs….
Sorry, but she was NOT preggo….
No way in heyul….
What happened to the boobs?
ItsIce says:
What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly….
Me no likey those pants
Love the bright yellow shoes though
Lol @ Pub Singer ????
Now she is a “pub singer” LMAO auntie, you keep me laughing! I am a BEY fan though & I wish I could pull this fit off
I don’t think Ive ever noticed her wearing her ring either!
:wave: Hi Dimpz
What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly…
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Mmhmm… those are awfully small biddies for her to be “breastfeeding” ..
Hey Ky!
It’s good to see her smiling again.
is this a one piece????
@dimpz!!!!!
I’ve seen Hawaii shirts, but this is just pure fukkery…
Sandy, Bey is far from dumb
Don’t care for the look, but hey, she still a bad chick
Fren-chie!!!!!
That smile fake as hell!!!! Obvious
French KI$$E$ says:
is this a one piece????
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With a snappy crotch
KyCakes says:
I’ve seen Hawaii shirts, but this is just pure fukkery…
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makes me feel like i’m in Hawaii drinking out of a coconut with flamingos all around me
I KNEW YOUR INSIDE SOURCE WAS BOGUS! THAT IS THE OFFICE BUILDING THAT HOUSES PARKWOOD MUSIC ENTERTAINEMT.
Thank you, Sandy Mae, for entertaining us Central and West Coast time folks…
I know it’s almost 7PM in good ol’ Hotlanta!
Where’s lil bo blue??
Now all we need is Floppy to show up & it’ll be an Official B post
I don’t know @sandrarose
Is anyone smart for putting those ugly clothes out like they do???
The smart person would say, this is crap and cheaply made, start over!!!!But to continuously put out garbage is dumb to me!!!
I don’t like those pants at all but I love that Blackberry Porsche she has in her hand..
Didn’t know your boobs had 2 b a certain size 2 produce milk just looks like she lost weight
GATDAYUM IT. Tacky Tina done found Jaz and Jay-Z’s “Hawaiian Sophie” video shirts in a closet and done MADE Beyonce some PANTS!
WHAT IN DE FUGG???
Tina need to go HOME. She like Miss Celie. One size pants fits all Harpo.
*scrolls back up.
Imma need for errybody to google Hawaiian Sophie and look at them shirts Jaz and Jay got the heyl on! Its them pants I tell yall. Tina done refurbished de shats.
OMG I can’t BREEVE
KDUB, I AM ASSUMING YOUR ARE JOKING ABOUT TINA, THOSE ARE STELLA MCCARTNEY HAWAIIAN PRINT PANTS.
Somebody cares
We will when
Beyoncé was spotted out and about in New York City in a bright look including a brown and pink woven belt, tangerine suede pumps and $969 Stella McCartney Hawaiian Print Harem Trousers
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I am a news researcher
Of course I knew’d it.
But I will be back. Cause see??? Umm yeah. A your sister in CHRIST LETTA is coming in oneeeeeeee second.
BR da fugg B
@KDub You are a FOOL
#icant
My Dearest Muncho:
You are right. Those are Stella McCartney 2012 pants. BUT THEY STILL look like Jaz-O and Jay-Z’s shirts from Hawaiian Sophie 1989-1990 video sewed the fugg together. I really don’t care if the daughter of Obama vs. the daughter of PAUL made them. They are BUTT AZZ UGLY.
Them shoes she got may very well be suede too; but they LOOK like patent leather melted yellow mustard colored baby shyt. Since we tryna flex. If we wanna look at some good fashion lets look at Shiona L. Turini. That heffa is giving me life currently. Google huh.
You been coming at me for a minute over Beyonce, Wild Vines (Blue Ivy) and Shawn Corey. My opinion is M’EYE opinion. Its SO not gonna change. Neither is my mood. GOOD GATDAYUM DAY and good night as well.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub
Stop coming for me. I don’t gotta like this chick. But I got a 17 yo who does. Maybe you and her should trade notes.
I am done with my daughters homework. I am off AGANE @Yall. HUSH @Daisy. Flies da fugg off of this gatdayum blog
Pub singer Sandra????…. LMAO! Thanks I needed a laugh… It’s been a draining day! I can now log off with a laugh…. PUB SINGER… Still LOL
Wild vines
Kdub
Pub singer
Hey @His. I love you too @Yall.
to both of yall.
SweaterGAWDDDD I am starting to think some folks is the surrogate to lil Tumbleweed. I mean like 10 folks before me said them pants looked like they came from Miss Celie’s sew shop she saved up for after she left Mister but EYE am called out?? GTFOH.
:high kick with LaLa’s left sand dune:
WHEW!
@KDUB did you give us a recap for the day????????
KDub why you so sensitive? You were the only one who mention Miss Tina creations…not to mention you flucked up talking bout day Hawaiian Sophie days…that wasn’t nice! That’s my boo! But if it will make you feel any better I won’t font you anymore.
I love Bey she looks so colorful and springy with this look
They have a skit on youtube called “Chit Beyonce Says” I was dying laughing watching that chit
Can I post the link Sandra or will you ban me?
Morning All!
She never really dresses nice to me when she is casual. Other than the shoes and purse the rest can go.
demoted to pub status, lol! who sings in a pub except the irish?
ItsIce says:
What happened to the boobs?
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She took them off with the prosthetic belly…
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Mmhmm… those are awfully small biddies for her to be “breastfeeding” ..
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she has a bottle cooler hanging off her arm every time she walks with lil blue. what breast feeder carries a bottle cooler on her arm? bey is not a good liar.
I like the outfit except for the shoes.. guess I’m the only one.
The fit isn’t horrible, just not a statement 2 me, its just ok
It really don’t matter if she breast feeding or using formula, hell she could’ve pumped & put n bottle.. Her Damn baby her choice,, ijs
Love this whole shebang, Bey. Personal style FTW.
I would hate to hear some of ya’ll talk about the people you “do” know…
her pants are cute in only a way she could rock ’em..
present…
Im in
Am I in the right one?
PRESENT.
@Sir
If you use that phrase ONE, MORE, TIME!
Okay so what now
@KY
I’m Cha ‘Mone @chamone_baby
@FE FE
Its my thing… and im using it.
Just grab hold to it.
<———- Raises hand in the far left back of the corner of the class behind the poster " hurrrrrrrr"
*peeks in*
DID SOMEONE SAY COOCHIE???
Prynn, somebody said to tell you something,but I forgot who, and I forgot what they said
Imma go leave a bread trail for OTB and nem…
PRYN!! :hugs:
We are NOT cows. We are heffas.
@ Pryn – :2dance: <– bow is really SESS!
SIS
NASTY!!
@Tatted :2dance: <—-the bow is really a hoodie for Trayvon
@ Smurfette – Is was KDUB who wanted us to tell Pryn to get at her when the Shawty Lo post comes up!
THUSIE!!!
LOL @Tatted
I’m over here talkin shyt to my dude via txt about sess!
<—- on him. LOL
@ SIS – You know I had to do it again!
@ SIS – I WAS being Thusie, huh?! But this time, I was ‘spose to tell the info!
I Go There says:
@FE FE
Its my thing… and im using it.
Just grab hold to it.
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PRYN ABOUT SESS??
WHAT HE DO?? #NOSEY
Kdub summons’d me? When?
@ Pryn –
OH YOU TOM’BOUT SESS VIA TEXT! 
COT’DAYUM IT!
DID HE SAY GRAB HOLD TO IT!!
@Lakes
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…..hence the prollem.
Schedules FUGG’D up! Then throw in kids and their needs and you can fa’get about it!
The Makeup Maven says:
*peeks in*
DID SOMEONE SAY COOCHIE???
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MP
@ SIS – that’s what he said!
PRYN
<<GO HEAD AND RUB IF U LIKE!!
I BEEN THERE TIRED KIDS NEED THIS THAT BEFORE U KNOW IT ONE OF U'S IS KNOCKED OUT… NO :hunch:
@Tatted
I’m sensitive right now about this shat. LOL PMS and this new planet on my chin ain’t makin it NO BETTER!
*squirts some witch hazel and peroxide on a scented Always to rub on this bump* – LOL
@Tatted
I ain’t lyin’….my text to you earlier this morning was for real!
@
WHY YOU LAFFIN’?? I HAD TO GET IT OWF ONE MO’GEN! 
*squirts some witch hazel and peroxide on a scented Always to rub on this bump* – LOL
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@ Pryn – PLLLLLLLEASE DO NOT SAY SQUIRT!
Can you tell I’m buggin???
@ Fe – I know!
anyone else see the banner up top promting Nicki Minaj’s new album??
didn’t know she had one coming out
Bow = sess now
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I hear “did somebody say coochie” in a quick voice…
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Don’t let go @whoevers holding IT
@ SIS – Wha’chu laffin’ at?? I need to
too keep from 
:bootyshake:
“squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt”
@ Smurfette – I can’t let it goooo!
Tatted, you off the chain today … me likey
:stop: Not coochie!! *phew, wipes forehead*
Who said squirt
rut roh
much betta
<— HATES PRYN'S GUTS UNTIL IT TURNS 3:27 EST!
@pryn
Stop using the word “Squirt” ….my girl Tatted is having a difficult time right now!
prynsexxx says:
to the tune of Birthday Cake
“squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt”
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Frenchie
ION care about that hoe yo 
#pardonmyfrench 
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Prynn, have you tried the toothpaste remedy? #faserious
*watches clock feverisly*
– LOL
@
I KNOW! I’M TRYNA BE GOOD. I DON’T TAWK ABOUT IT, I BEE’S ABOUT IT!
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MZWhang why you no have a gravi
@ Fe –
@Yall
Yes I have tried the “toosepase” (as my kuntry mama says) remedy. No dice.
MP :hugs:
Is someone gonna ask for/about coochie in every post today? You’d think ELove was around today.
@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM
BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” 
“WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
butt shakers stand in line to be inspected.
<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!
Back in Highschool. It worked though!
:stop: Not coochie!! *phew, wipes forehead*
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Get it Mzwhang!
:runningman:
Very good Iheart I like that.
@ SIS – Trust me, you’ll know if it’s peepee once it’s all over!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” “WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
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Just Push
Iheart says:
MZWhang why you no have a gravi
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@Iheart iono..I’ve been asking Sandra that for days. Guess I should choose a new one..but the lil puppy with the wig on (the one I was hoping would’ve shown up by now) is just so cute.
le sigh
<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!
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read this as "NIPPLE" & NOT "PIMPLE"
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Prynn, then yeah I’d witch hazel it up and keep it dry. Can you see what’s in it?
Is it painful?
@Igo, I wanted this hung in my bedroom
<— still hollering at Pryn and
Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@SIS TRYING TO KEEP FROM BISH HEARD SQUIRT AND MEMBER TO “JUST LET IT GO.. ITS OK” “WHAT IF ITS PEE PEE THO?!?”
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Just Push
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Please :stop: with the dayum squirt
@SIS
I THINK ITS PEE PEE AND IM STICKN TO THAT!! I MEAN DAM HOW MUCH MORE WET CAN IT GET?? 
<<PUZAZAY
I NEED SESS ED!!
MY AMIGA TOLD ME "U WET THE SHEET BUT ITS OK" ME "BISH I ALREADY DO THAT.. SO MAYBE I HAD THE SQUIRT.." SHE SAID "NAAWWW U WOULD KNOW.."
French KI$$E$ says:
<— USED TOOTHPASTE ON A PIMPLE BE'FO!
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read this as "NIPPLE" & NOT "PIMPLE"
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IHeart its nice… cool blue
If I follow you fools on twittah you betta accept me
(the ones who have private accounts)
@ SIS – I didn’t think I would know the difference. JUST PUSH!
MZWHANG I CANT CHANGE MY FUKN GRAVI NEITHER!!
I MISS MY 
NELLY 
I DOOO!!!
I know people thinking, “damn, JMO, you getting a lot of work done today”
Just mean i’ll be posting comments like crazy the rest of this week … fukkas :rollseyes:
@Sir
Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SIGHS*
@Lakes, You def know a squirt wet sheet from a regular wet sheet
Squirt wet sheet is damn near a puddle in the bed
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SIS – I didn’t think I would know the difference. JUST PUSH!
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I am not accepting you Iheart
NOPE!
what we doin… I got the Itis….
@Iheart
Sweets, I will accept you as soon as I get home…my twitter app on my phone is limited so I can’t accept it right now… you better send me a follow request so I can follow you!
@Yall you eeem have a twittah :rollseyes:
Just kidding
IHEART OOOH LOOKS AT UR GRAVI…
SO JUST PUSH HUH?? OK FUK IT I TRY IT!!
@Fe Fe
The answer is YES
To all your questions
ACE DID U CHECK ON THE WIFE??
@Lakes,Don’t do it at 4 in the morn on a work day cause you will end up 3 hours late for work
The Makeup Maven says:
<— ME STANDING IN LINE. YOU DON'T SEE THEM HIPS IN MY GRAVI, YO!
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"I dont think ya ready for this jelly"
Yall must not want me to follow her or something. Tis cool. Tis cool.
<—Milkshake cause all tis cool.
Iheart says:
@Lakes,Don’t do it at 4 in the morn on a work day cause you will end up 3 hours late for work
HHHHHMMM LIKE THAT THO??
^^^
I Go There says:
@Fe Fe
The answer is YES
To all your questions
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I promise I hate you (in the exact same way that Prince sang it on ‘I Hatchu’)
@Lakes,
Squirted 3 x’s in a row and a bish almost called in sick 
@ MsWhang – ESSSSACTLY!
*snickers*
Hey I just got a request from a @Sweet_saved2
If this is anyone of yall let me know… cause if not
she might not be able play in the reindeer games.
She seepin…
went home early..
AY DIOS MIO….
:hunch:
@Tatted
U snickering at me woman?????
@Lakes,just push and you too can feel the joy of the squiry
@YGO
Well now papi…
yallcrazy says:
Present for inspection
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You got a pimple on your booty that looks like Chrissy’s mole.
*stamp* DIS-QUALIFIED!!!
3’xs???
IHEART WEEEL DIIIZAM!!
U SSSPOSE TO SHOW UR KE-SA-D-AAAAH!!
ACE WHY U AINT TELL ME ABOUT THIS SQUIRT THING??
Feline Feminine says:
I Go There says:
@Fe Fe
The answer is YES
To all your questions
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I promise I hate you (in the exact same way that Prince sang it on ‘I Hatchu’)
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@ Fe –
I’m going straight to cha_monebaby or whatever it is
As soon as I get my ish together yo! 
mzwhang90210 says:
yallcrazy says:
Present for inspection
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You got a pimple on your booty that looks like Chrissy’s mole.
*stamp* DIS-QUALIFIED!!!
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@ISO
@Tatted,
It was AH-MAZ-ING
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IHEART WEEEL DIIIZAM!!
U SSSPOSE TO SHOW UR KE-SA-D-AAAAH!!
ACE WHY U AINT TELL ME ABOUT THIS SQUIRT THING??
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i’ve had the krispy kreme glazed face once…
but didn’t think you wanted to hear about my pass… 
<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
HOLD UP :stop: 3xs tho.. i aint had no more than one at a time…
Which one of y’all can squirt? I love for a girl to cum while she’s riding “cummy rider” but I’ve never had one squirt. Most girls still look like this
when I ask.
So what’s the deal. Is it girls lying or just they’re out out sync with their bodies?
I believe every woman can do it, personally.
But Ummm Mzwhang when I stand like this *strikes a pose* you can’t see that dimple yo
I vote for Laker to have some self-love time and squirt till
#alonetime
yallcrazy says:
But Ummm Mzwhang when I stand like this *strikes a pose* you can’t see that dimple yo
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SHUT UP!!!
@Fe, you over there sitting on your foot huh
ACE REALLY YOU THINK UR KEE-ZA-D-IAAAH! WOULDNT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?? U GOT SOME VIDEO??
Hoes keeping Aces face like a glazed doughnut.
…that is AFTER I send a reply to Sir’s DM…
@ 69
CUMMY RIDER
@Screw, They are out of sync with their body IMO
YALL
IM DOOOOOWN!!
69 U A GUY?
I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour
No video on that one…
all i can say..is it not piss….taste like water…
I CAN’T WITH YOU GUYS….
@Iheart
Almost….I’m trying to be good…
Feline Feminine says:
<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
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We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing — Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
I love for a girl to cum while she’s riding “cummy rider” <<THE WAY I CAN GET MINE!! ANYBODY HAD THAT PROBLEM??
correction: It is not piss
I Go There says:
Feline Feminine says:
<—-going home for a serious workout on the elliptical to let out some frustration!
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We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing — Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
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Gat dayum
I’m not eeem made at’cha boo!
I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.
yallcrazy says:
I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour
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ACE
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
HOLD UP 3xs tho.. i aint had no more than one at a time…
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Just push
Laker
GOOD FCKIN’ NIGHT MUTHA’EFFA’S! Now i’m all bothered and shyt!
*middlefanga*
YSoSrs says:
I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.
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I HATE your keen observations!
Iheart says:
@Fe, you over there sitting on your foot huh
@the foot thumper 
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69=Screwball
They aren’t in tune with their body or aren’t comfortable with you…
smh@ all of yall FORCIN me to sit here and read and laff all mornin.
u guys aint bout doo doo.
What happened to THIS convo? Good googly moogly….
YSoSrs says:
I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty.
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See there you go…
DID I FORGET TO SAY – *MIDDLEFANGA*
@YALL
7-8 times in an hour? That might make me true believer.
405
Thanks for being real
69…
I DONT SO JUST KEEP 
TILL I MEMBER
ACE SO U BEEN GLAZED… AND I AINT HAD THAT SQUIRT YET… YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE HUBBY!!!
IGO what’s your twitter?
Ace says:
No video on that one…
all i can say..is it not piss….taste like water…
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Who said foot thumper??
*perks up ears*
The Makeup Maven says:
DID I FORGET TO SAY – *MIDDLEFANGA*
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Tatted mad as a muhfucka
I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty. <<
NASTY IS WHAT WE DO AROUND THESE PARTS…
@KY
ITS
@Aries_N_Vodka
*middlefanga*
<—–has cum plenty of times in my life, but I've never squirted because every time I feel that urge I get so afraid that it will be piss coming out….I guess I need to just "push" right sir???
7-8 times in an hour <<<
@ Kycakes – HELL THEE FCK YEAH!
Now y’all know I only miss what I want to miss. Sometimes I don’t miss it and just don’t say nothing. But I be seeing. Uh huh.
Fi, it wasn’t me, that mofo did all that just from oral. I guess by me being so young, I got comfortable with my body
Laker, just touch yourself and tell your partner exactly where and how to touch or grab you when you’re in the other positions.
#shoutouttotwon
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I do believe that Fefe and IGo have found a room and are being nasty. << NASTY IS WHAT WE DO AROUND THESE PARTS…
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and all you gotta do is PUSH
@Tatted
See those of us who like dick will take that “middlefanga” comment to the next level…
@Fe Fe
Yep… Thats all
The Makeup Maven says:
Who said foot thumper??
March 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm
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Feline Feminine says:
*perks up ears*
YALL I THINK THE PROBLEM IS IDK MY BODY TO THE FULLEST YET.. IM ONLY 24 SO IM STILL FINDING OUT MY “WET BUTTONS”.. BUT I CANT GET MINE UNTIL I GET ON TOP AND RIDE..
Feline Feminine says:
<—–has cum plenty of times in my life, but I've never squirted because every time I feel that urge I get so afraid that it will be piss coming out….I guess I need to just "push" right sir???
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Burnt up a whole pot of rice messing wit y’all
@Tatted
See those of us who like dick will take that “middlefanga” comment to the next level…
^^^
PUT THAT DANG FINGA AWAY GUUUHL!!
@ Fe – Dont thank I dont like penetration……just not by a man!
Yso, I used to sneak out of the house for that mofo!
#goodgoodtimes
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
7-8 times in an hour <<<
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I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….
Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….
Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
BOI.. U DID WHAAAT?
@Tatted
KY
NOW IF IM GOING TO ACT CRAY AFTERWARDS I DONT WANT IT!!! 
*perk*
who said d*ck?
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Laker, then try putting your feet on his shoulders while he’s on top. That should hit the same spot that you’re hitting while riding IMO
My advice….to you Lakers is to go practice squirting alone…so there is no fear of embarrasment…..
when you can make yourself squirt you have became “intune with your start mfkin player”
Now as a guy i have only made 1 girl squirt and that was orally…. but she knew what the other girls in here are telling you…just push and let it go….
I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to
this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.
I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.
Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.
I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.
*perks up ears*
Should’ve known
<— smh
Followed you guys in here bc Sandra is missing out today…
From TMZ
The incident that led to the Rob Kardashian vs. Paparazzo arrest didn’t appear to be a “joke” when it was happening … because the photog told police, “He tried to kill me” … and it’s all caught on tape.
TMZ broke the story … Rob was handcuffed and arrested early Sunday morning after chasing after a paparazzo and cornering him in a bong shop. Rob insisted he was just “joking” with the pap.
But new footage has surfaced … which shows Rob was in a very heated argument with a super attractive female moments before the incident. It appears Rob gave chase to the pap AFTER he realized the argument was being recorded.
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So I looked @ the vid and I think the girl is Rita Ora. And she looks so much better than she does when she’s making appearances. Someone look at it and tell me what you think.
@ FE –
69 says:
I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.
I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.
Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.
I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.
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She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.
Good lawd…
<—I need to get away from y'all right now and read something wholesome to cleanse my mind.
@ACE … SO KEEP AT IT.. PRACTICE MAKES PUURFFECT!!
@YALL YEP THE EX COULDNT HIT THAT SPOT… I HAD TO DO IT..
Tatted I pictured doggie or rabbit ears :perked up:
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Igo, get your recap ready HA
KyCakes says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
7-8 times in an hour <<<
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I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….
Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….
Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
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You fell off the damn bed??
@YSo
SEX is wholesome….you wouldn’t be here if somebody didn’t
69 says:
She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.
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why the HAIL am I in tears laffin at this???
69
BUILT FORD TUFF!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
KY
NOW IF IM GOING TO ACT CRAY AFTERWARDS I DONT WANT IT!!! 
I wasn’t freaking out or anything, Lakes.
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I was just amazed. I literally ‘wet the bed’….
It was A LOT of, uh, milk from the kitten…
She ain’t moan or nothing, that was some crazy chit.
^^^^^^^^^ WOOOOOOOOOOW!!
Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.
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#lost
What, what had happened?
<— GOTTA GO NOW…..THIS IS WAAAAAY TOOO MUSSSH FOR ME. I'VE REVEALED TOO MUSSSSH OF MYSELF!
I found you heifers…. #carry on
@69
She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
Feline Feminine says:
yallcrazy says:
I used to date this older cat in HS and no joke I probably busted like 7-8 times in an hour
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anybody ever be gettin it good like
and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?
@cali
:2dance:
CALI
HEWO
SIS DONT GOOO
@CHATTED
You need to revoke MinMin’s computer privileges before she gets you in some serious trouble.
boistop says:
Burnt up a whole pot of rice messing wit y’all
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69 says:
I remember like 4 years ago I decided that it was time to this one girl I had been hanging out with for a while (I’m not a man whore fyi) but that was a BIG mistake.
I remember I was pounding that sht full force from behind and all she kept saying was harder.
Once I got finish with that, I ain’t never go back for seconds. I ain’t never met one before or after that acted like that.
I ain’t mandingo but I ain’t damn little willie either. She got the best of me.
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Well worth logging in…searching for ya’ll
@69
I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….
“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46”
“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept the fact that you on nut #3 and i’m trying to hold onto #1”
mzwhang90210 says:
anybody ever be gettin it good like
and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?
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JMO says:
KyCakes says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
7-8 times in an hour <<<
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I had this one cat; we were just FWB's cause he isn't relationship material, but he can make ol' min-min sing….
Anywho, one night, this fool had me GOING….I *splash* so hard and SO MUCH….I swear that fool drowned….
Bish fell off the bed cause it was so…unexpected….two days later, I was still sitting at work, shaking my damn head like
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You fell off the damn bed??
I did. I was numb, couldn't walk…I kept tapping my forehead, cheeks, cause I couldn't feel my face…..
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mzwhang90210 says:
anybody ever be gettin it good like
and u look over..and your dog is staring at yall?
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@ YSO – Ummm, yeah. She kinda gets ME in trouble because of her authenticity (sp) and all these replica’s out here! She real high on the MIN-MIN scale!
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
Ace says:
@69
I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….
“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46?
“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept the fact that you on nut #3 and i’m trying to hold onto #1?
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She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
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Ouchy!
@Fefe & Jmo
I HEARD MY BRO AND ONE OF HIS HOMEBOYS TALKN ABOUT “WHAT GOOD PUZZY IS”
HIS HOMEBOY SAID “MAN I FUKD THIS ONE GIRL AND WHEN SHE OPEN UP THERE WAS ALREADY A PATH TO GO THRU..” 
Sooo
at KY
You short circuited your entire nervous system huh?
yallcrazy says:
Tatted I pictured doggie or rabbit ears :perked up:
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Igo, get your recap ready HA
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caligirl says:
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I HEARD MY BRO AND ONE OF HIS HOMEBOYS TALKN ABOUT “WHAT GOOD PUZZY IS”
HIS HOMEBOY SAID “MAN I FUKD THIS ONE GIRL AND WHEN SHE OPEN UP THERE WAS ALREADY A PATH TO GO THRU..” 
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Like walking through tall grass….
I don’t like “harder, harder..” chicks….
“um…excuse me can you STFU and let me quarterback this”…”i know my stroke count and you fluckin with my rhythm now were was i 45 or 46?
“you will get that harder, harder when i’m done enjoying this…until then let me do me….and accept
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See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.
<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
YSoSrs says:
Sooo
at KY
You short circuited your entire nervous system huh?
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What up JMO and Ebestie
@cali
I cum the easiest when I’m on top as well…or sideways!
Cali :2dance:
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
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Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
KY THIS LIL GIRL IS 16 THO… DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! MY BRO SAID “DAAAAAM BRO.. NO WALLS”
Yep
sure did remember it….
Feline Feminine says:
<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
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Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
yallcrazy says:
Cali :2dance:
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
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Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
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only after we’ve had our fun…only after…
mzwhang90210 – What happened to the pervert at your place of employment?
:woot: Cali!!
@FEFE
Nope. Had actually forgotten. Thanks for reminding me though.
Ace says:
yallcrazy says:
Cali :2dance:
Thought you were gonna miss something eh??
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Ace, I thought guys wanted to hear that sometimes, no? never?
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only after we’ve had our fun…only after…
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Really?
@JMO
I think the tree chick was MzWhang…but I could be wrong…
@Ya’ll Hey pumpkin
See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.
^^^ YES I FOUND MY SELF THINKING “DAM LET ME JUST SIT ON IT!!”
<— remembers Fe's lotion story!
@YSo
Feline Feminine says:
<<< wonders if anyone remembers my lotion bottle story…
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OMG Fefe that was YOU????? You told that under a different name. OMG I AM SCREAMIN LAFFIN!!!
YSO –
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
KY THIS LIL GIRL IS 16 THO… DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! MY BRO SAID “DAAAAAM BRO.. NO WALLS”
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:wails: Not 16…..BOOO
That girls grandma’s tree was traumatized!
one of my funniest squirting stories was when I was eating this chic and her legs started shaking… then all of a sudden she LOCKED her damn legs and I couldnt move my head and she just let me have it. SPLASH… she musta aplologized for a week.
@Tatted
I have a very DEEP min min….like someone else said, it’s because I am TALL…
FEFE
WHAT ESSTORY?? 
The Makeup Maven says:
<— remembers Fe's lotion story!
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I wanna hear, I wanna hear….
Fi I will not self-incriminate myself #stealthmode
@IGO
just took a look at your twitter page!
YOUR BACKGROUND PIC
YOUR GRAVI PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOO WEEEE!
@mzwhang
This is my original handle, FeFe was my temporary alias!
Ebestie
See this is why I get on top when I know I really want to bust one real hard.
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And I have been known to roll right off the bed and say thank you and rest on the chase lounge.
Sometimes you need to savor that moment…. *fans self.
Feline Feminine says:
caligirl says:
notice how I knew exactly what he was talking about…
She wasn’t that tall, maybe 5’8″ at the most. The whole situation was crazy though. I even stood up to put the arch in her back because that usually hits the spot. Everything I knew how to do failed. And the fact that she was just taking thrust after thrust with no problem. I honestly was behind her like this 
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
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When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like
was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
*below the knees, not ankles.
JMO says:
hmmm I don’t know …
Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
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@Lakes
Years ago before I purchased a dildo and while I was going through a little bit of a drought, I stuck a smooth lotion bottle up there just to see how far it would go….
Feline Feminine says:
@JMO
I think the tree chick was MzWhang…but I could be wrong…
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@ Fe –
French KI$$E$ says:
@IGO just took a look at your twitter page!
YOUR BACKGROUND PIC
YOUR GRAVI PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOO WEEEE!
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You’re welcome
Im not done with it yet
@69
5’8″ is considered tall..
I think it is about time Sandy expands this site.. I think we need a forum for days like this .. I am just saying
69
@69
Was that bish a pr0n star or just dead on the inside?
@Igo – Nothing to be ashamed of…Squirting is a art
for both involved. *fans self even more.
The Makeup Maven says:
That girls grandma’s tree was traumatized!
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I HATE CHU!!!
mzwhang90210 says:
JMO says:
hmmm I don’t know …
Who was the chick who was sneaking out the house to go fukk her tree??
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Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??
I’ll never forget that
Feline Feminine says:
@69
She had that bottomless puss syndrome!
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69 says:
Feline Feminine says:
caligirl says:
notice how I knew exactly what he was talking about…
She wasn’t that tall, maybe 5’8? at the most. The whole situation was crazy though. I even stood up to put the arch in her back because that usually hits the spot. Everything I knew how to do failed. And the fact that she was just taking thrust after thrust with no problem. I honestly was behind her like this 
@69 – Was she tall? I’ve heard mean say, when a chic is reall tall, it’s hard to hit that wall.
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When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like
was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
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Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for.
TheRealAshland says:
I think it is about time Sandy expands this site.. I think we need a forum for days like this .. I am just saying
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OKAY first off ACE!!!! yo azz had me scrolling like hell looking for a muthafuxin Bukkake! 30 years later I find out you talkin bout BEYONCE’s tarded ass…
Anywho…what I miss…
FELINE…UMMM.. MAY I ASK THE BRAND ZISE OF SAID BOTTLE??
I GOT MYSELF A NEW “PLASTIC BOO” AND IT GOT A LIL CURV TO IT.. 
69 says:
When we finally finished that whole week I just kept thinking about it like was that about and how in the hell do I pull out all tricks including legs over my shoulders while I’m holding them together just below the ankles and she STILL didn’t really moan at all.
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I’m over here in tears! 5’8 is considered tall for a female and a giant to MAN…
@Lakes
I can’t remember the brand…but it was about the size of a large dildo
Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for. <<
Heeey Jenie
YSoSrs says:
@69
Was that bish a pr0n star or just dead on the inside?
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I dunno, but what I do know is that I never tried to have sex with her again. I really started intentionally avoiding her because I didn’t want to even be forced to do it again. That chit was crazy, I’m telling y’all.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
FELINE…UMMM.. MAY I ASK THE BRAND ZISE OF SAID BOTTLE?? I GOT MYSELF A NEW “PLASTIC BOO” AND IT GOT A LIL CURV TO IT..
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Oh shyt Laker Trying to hit that GSpot…
Sideway split is the booooooommmmmmbbbbbbbb
@ FE – that bottle of lotion sounds like Jergens!
@Laker – When I’m having a moment, penertration of a plastic is not going to do nothing for me. A back massager is THE BEST! I promise you!
*fans self and fains slightly
Day 5 of feeling like
…..
& ummmm I only buzzed that toothbrush near my cotton candy to see
@ MsWhang – I wasn’t tryna say who it was. I memba it was you….just tryna keep it on the low! THANKS FOR TELLING IT THOUGH!
JMO says:
Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??
I’ll never forget that
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suddenly I have amnesia….”who am I..where am I..what’s a Sandra Rose?”
boistop says:
Sideway split is the booooooommmmmmbbbbbbbb
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and 
Heeey SASS
:hugs: @SASSY
Don’t hurl on me though.
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
@ Smurfette – I remember that. Wasn’t that when youw as packing up from school!
@Tatted
It was a clear bottle so I’m not sure, I think it was some off-brand!
@ya’ll you is the craziet heifer I KNOW! Did you say you buzzed your tooth brush on on your puzzzy.
But I love ya SMH
@FELINE..
I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS.. **CONFESSION TIME** SECOND TIME I BOUGHT A “PLASTIC BOO” ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO **HIM IS THE KING KONG** WHEN I SAID I ALMOST HURT MYSELF :no:… MY BFF HAD TOLD ME “GIRL IT WILL GET THAT SPOT IM TELLING U” SHAIT.. NO MAM SHE IS 5’10 IM 5’5 AND I HAD TO LET KING KONG GO!! 
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
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Oh yeah
<– won't look @ Jergens bottle the same!
Hey Tatted! Thanks Yso!
This food poisoning is the worst…..
@Sassy
:hugs: at a distance, Ion want what you have!
Feline Feminine says:
@Tatted
I have a very DEEP min min….like someone else said, it’s because I am TALL…
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Appropriate movie titles for FeFe’s min min:
The Abyss
Deep Impact
*goes to look at puppies for sale*
CALI U DONT SAAAY!!
<<TAKING NOTES!!
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~ finally bought the batteries i needed for my B.O.B
took me forever to find them!
the guy a Radio Shack was like "what do you need it for?"
I said "oh a kiddie toy i think this will do"
now give here and shut it!
Ace says:
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Did you try the sideway split…? that’s my Deep perpetrator…for those hard to reach times….9/10 does the trick for.
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No, but I did pick her up and have her use her hands to stay up on the bed with her legs over my shoulders too. Still ain’t work
She did laugh though, which is usually ok but I felt that this time she was laughing like “this fck nigga probably about to lose his mind trying to fck me.” I’m telling you ACE, it was just a once in a lifetime situation. She is a sweet girl, but you need at least 10 inches I think to probably even make her aware that you’re inside. I got hardly no response at all…
Feline Feminine says:
@Lakes
Years ago before I purchased a dildo and while I was going through a little bit of a drought, I stuck a smooth lotion bottle up there just to see how far it would go….
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….”This one time, in band camp”
@ Fe – Oh ….
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – that bottle of lotion sounds like Jergens!
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@Tatted
So you have a lotion bottle story too???
Thanks for the b-day wishes but it’s on the 31st. I let IGo have today and Wednesday of my Birthday Week cause I was feeling generous and sht.
Did you say you buzzed your tooth brush on on your puzzzy <<
@IGO why are you laughing?
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS..
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I’ve had several dudes tell me they broke up with chics cause they puzzy was long, endless, bottomless, holes….
@Fefe
Thanks!
I still feel like sh*t….
Auntie ….gots to hate it when were left alone…
atleast this aint on the front page….
Just WOW
@KyCakes
Happy Bday Yso
@ Maven…thanks for keeping the secret
French KI$$E$ says:
@IGO why are you laughing?
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Cause I know someone that beat
JMO
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
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Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…
Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:
– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart
Just add your name to the list boo
I’m 5’1 and some change…I don’t have to worry about most of what y’all talking bout.
I’m off though,
I’ll see y’all tomorrow. 
I Go There says:
French KI$$E$ says:
@IGO why are you laughing?
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Cause I know someone that beat
JMO
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Please direct your attention to comment 392
@Sassy – Hope you feel better :blows: kiss
@French KI$$E$ and Laker chic – Back massager! NO batteries needed. Just outlet…Make sure cord does not get frayed..I shock my thigh one night. Shiat was not funny….(I most certaintly had gotton my use out of the bad boy) May it RIP…
Anybody ever owned any of the following dogs:
Havanese
Malti-Poo
French Bulldog
Miniature Schnauzer
Miniature Pinscher
Comment? Quirks? Pros? Cons?
JMO says:
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
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Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…
Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:
– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart
Just add your name to the list boo
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I let the ****** beat meat once or twice… just so she wouldn’t quit on me…
Bye 69!
YSoSrs says:
Thanks for the b-day wishes but it’s on the 31st. I let IGo have today and Wednesday of my Birthday Week cause I was feeling generous and sht.
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Couldnt even share the week… ole greedy azz
@cali
That may be true, but every guy who’s had a taste of this cotton candy (a la Tatted) has LOVED it and wanted to keep coming back for more…I just know how it is to get banged out and keep wanting it banged out…sometimes it’s the actual impact up against the nerve endings that give me life, so the harder and longer the banging, the better!
A lot of men do NOT have the stamina for that, my husband’s even pulled a few muscles and had his heart beat so fast he felt sick fukking around with me… 
ne ways, I’m outta here getting all dirty witchall today… tootles!
And I’m off…
JMO did our game get forfeited? DAMNIT
correction: beat me
that came out so wrong…
@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
mzwhang90210 says:
JMO says:
Get cho azz back in here!! So that was you huh??
I’ll never forget that
___________________
suddenly I have amnesia….”who am I..where am I..what’s a Sandra Rose?”
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*starts teasing likes kids in school yard*
“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
JMO says:
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
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Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…
Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:
– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart
Just add your name to the list boo
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Yeah Let….
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
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Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks?
#curious
*peeks back in*
@Sassy
I’ve had two miniature schnauzers….really sweet and cute dogs, they muzzle a lot though and have to be groomed on a regular… they also are prone to skin diseases and gain weight easily…their bark is VERY LOUD!
Ok, I’m out again!
Sassy
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I was packing up and tossing stuff out and started 
Yep Tatted
FeFe- You got some height? I mean, what do I know, it might be game they was running…..Some were freinds, some mesmerized.
<— 5'2 and have had to run from someone before, but the 2nd time, I came back strong as fck!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
OKAY first off ACE!!!! yo azz had me scrolling like hell looking for a muthafuxin Bukkake! 30 years later I find out you talkin bout BEYONCE’s tarded ass…
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@ Bukkake
I swear I must have the giggles today..or else I’m still hung over from last nite. Whatever it is..I’m
caligirl says:
JMO did our game get forfeited? DAMNIT
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No not yet … it says “JMO started kickin azz 10 days ago ”
Gotta keep your conceited ass from thinking you’re worthy of sharing a week with moi.
ACE
YOU DID NOT ASK THAT SHAIT!! 
CANT THEY JUST GO BUY A BIGGER ONE??
LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS.. **CONFESSION TIME** SECOND TIME I BOUGHT A “PLASTIC BOO” ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO **HIM IS THE KING KONG** WHEN I SAID I ALMOST HURT MYSELF … MY BFF HAD TOLD ME “GIRL IT WILL GET THAT SPOT IM TELLING U” SHAIT.. NO MAM SHE IS 5’10 IM 5’5 AND I HAD TO LET KING KONG GO!!
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My Bob is about a little smaller than the size of my last boyfriend. I see the bigger ones and greedy me is tempted. But knowing my clumsy ass, I might catch an O and blow the back my eye out or some shyt with the bigger ones. The one I have is a 8…
Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.”
busted.
I Go There says:
JMO says:
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO
I almost had you in WWF
_____________________________________________________________________
Its ok … I eventually let people win 1 game so they won’t mark me as competitive and chit…
Just ask the following people how many times they’ve beat me:
– Naija
– IGO
– Htown
– Dimpz
– Cali
– iheart
Just add your name to the list boo
___________________________________________
Yeah Let….
____________________________________________
How many games have we played and how many have you won?
You told me your birthday was coming up so I thought I’d be generous #ungrateful
Ace says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
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Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks?
#curious
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
JMO says:
starts teasing likes kids in school yard*
“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
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See..yo ass gon come up missin!!!
@Fefe
Thanks! *scratches miniature Schnauzers off list*
(Don’t want no loud-barking azz dog when I’m trying sneak em in my apt because I don’t wanna pay pet rent.)
@Yall
Yall better tell Sassy about the bad parts of having a dog.
ION even wanna get started
@The Makeup Maven says:
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@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
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I guess we’re safe in here because it’s not on the 1st page
caligirl says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@FELINE.. I GUESS ITS TRUE THO ABOUT THE TALLER U ARE THE DEEPER IT IS..
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I’ve had several dudes tell me they broke up with chics cause they puzzy was long, endless, bottomless, holes….
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I hope that never happens to me… I do remember telling chics on a few occasion that had BFs…
“Nah sweetie its better I leave you alone dont want your dude all mad at me when he goes in and falls 50ft to his death”
Never understood the strap on thing.
WUT to the
RIAAGHT NOW!!..
i just lost my apple juice all over my keyboard…cause of you…this was a nice sensible poat until that chit right there…
Let me finish my daily task, so I can get out here.
mzwhang90210 says:
JMO says:
starts teasing likes kids in school yard*
“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
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See..yo ass gon come up missin!!!
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“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
The Makeup Maven says:
<— 5'2 and have had to run from someone before, but the 2nd time, I came back strong as fck!
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So it's about the overall height of the receiver?
I read that the uterus will move; like during certain times of the month or it can change position based on your arousal level…
I had to tell one cat "hold on there, muhphucka….stop trying to get my esophagus pregnant"….
my cousin has a Miniature Pinscher, and it is moody. she a cool dog all bark though.. a lot of barking
YSoSrs says:
Gotta keep your conceited ass from thinking you’re worthy of sharing a week with moi.
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damn I cant win for nothing
Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted.
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I knew I should have FU k n… Logged off.
JMO says:
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How many games have we played and how many have you won?
You told me your birthday was coming up so I thought I’d be generous #ungrateful
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See…why you bringing up old shait.
@ YSO
JMO says:
<— school yard kids chanting:
“whannng likes tree dang-a-lang …. whannng likes tree dang-a-lang”
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Yo ass just wont stop till u get me in trouble for laffin all loud & chit will ya????
I SWEARRRRRRRRRRR I HATECHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Fefe
Thanks! *scratches miniature Schnauzers off list*
(Don’t want no loud-barking azz dog when I’m trying sneak em in my apt because I don’t wanna pay pet rent.)
@Yall
Oh Sassy 
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So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
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Never heard that one….
Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted
Ace says:
WUT to the RIAAGHT NOW!!..
i just lost my apple juice all over my keyboard…cause of you…this was a nice sensible poat until that chit right there…
I thought we were sharing BOB and toothbrush stories… I had to put my two cents in…
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What I say
caligirl says:
Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted.
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Oh.My.Phucking.Goodness
#JustShedATear
Almost at 500 again. I ain’t following y’all asses to another post today.
AAAAAAAAND
@ 
@Sassy
How was that meet & greet this weekend with the DC/MD/VA sandra rose posters?
The Makeup Maven says:
Ace says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FE – Nope…No lotion bottle story. But I haven’t met a strap I ain’t like…UNLESS IT WAS TOO SMALL!
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Do women get CLOWNED for small straps like nicca’s with little dycks? #curious
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Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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@SIS IDK….
I Go There says:
So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
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Never heard that one….
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That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted
Yso, re: strpaons
I think only girl lovers would like it IMO
I may be wrong, if so, somebody tell it…
@ Smurfette – Whaaaaa, I was just saying!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Oh about the toothbrush thing. I got mad at my boo one day and went to brush my teeth saw his toothbrush and swirl my cotton candy on it. He got up and I just sat back and let him brush his teeth. When he got through he sat down next to me looked me dead in my eye and smiled and said “If you wanted me to eat that thang all you have to do is ask.” busted
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*Note to self
HIDE toothbrush
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
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Never heard that one….
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That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted
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Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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I truly can’t keep up….
He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
JMO says:
@Sassy
How was that meet & greet this weekend with the DC/MD/VA sandra rose posters?
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
So it’s about the overall height of the receiver?
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Never heard that one….
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That’s the impression I’m gettin’ from Amazon Tall Fefe and shorty Tatted
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Tall or short Ive havent ever been there before where I think its way long and deep. The homie 69 caught an ocean
The Makeup Maven says:
@ WUT! Didn’t I already tell you I hate’chu ta’day!
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Yes Yes you did, but I wanted to make sure you were positive about hating me…
KyCakes says:
Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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I truly can’t keep up….
He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
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You do know I like women, right???
JMO says:
Oh we do have the talls and the smalls up in here …
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We are the littles….
Goodnight everyone
The Makeup Maven says:
@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
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@RealAshland
Thanks!
*scratches Miniature Pinscher off list too. Maybe I should just stay away from the miniature azzed dogs…all that damn barking.*
@Tatted
I ain’t paying an extra $50/month plus a $300 deposit for a damn fleabag to live with me and I still gotta feed and clothe that mf’er too!
The Makeup Maven says:
KyCakes says:
Never met a woman who purposefully went out and purchased a small strap. But then again, I ain’t neva had that prollem cuz usually when I give it up, they go get it specifically for my needs!
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I truly can’t keep up….
He is allowing for ‘rim lovin’?
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You do know I like women, right???
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Would someone PLEASE come back and get me?
So lost…
Ok. Tatt, you like the ladies?
Thsi is what I get for not finding out about people before chattin’ ’em up. Just like last Friday, finding out PHO was a male
Ok, I’ve got a question. When the “boyish” one is in bed with her girlfriend, is she naked? All the way naked? I’ve always wondered that.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ BRO – I get asked what I like, I tell em. If they got issues finding, we’ll go together. But one thang I know fo’sho, I ain’t fckin’ a strap you already have at home. I don’t got behind NO ONE in that dept!
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I like that right there…. You should ALWAYS find out what somebody likes before hand.
@Yall … what I do??
@JMO/Yall
We had to reschedule the DMV one for a later weekend.
I didn’t make it to NY, I was sick with food poisoning all weekend. Been sick since Thursday night.
Yikes Sassy!! I hope your feeling better!!
@Sassy we have lhasa-poo…had to do the pet depo thing and the xtra $$ a month so I feel ya. but… you’re gonna be hard pressed trying to keep that dog a secret tho lol. good luck!
Sassy, be sure to calculate ER visits, after hours they cost more, or you may want to purchase pet insurance. That’s what I should’ve done, but now it’s too late, and if this lil bish dies then so be it…
I’m tired! shatt
@SASSY
But why would you of all people even want a dog?
Aww Sassy, well after stomach illness day 4 you should begin feeling better
And ummmmm
How are you going to secretly walk this dog?
@Whang
I did like the lhasa I saw yesterday, but a Havanese is still my 1st choice and the cute azz Malti-Poo is still a close 2nd…
Did your Lhasa bark a lot?
I think I’ma just have to hide it a lot. Carry it outside in a strap-on baby carrier with a blanket over it like Bey carries “I AM NUMBER FO’.”
See yall tomorrow
Sassy get a fish… I hate cleaning or paying for dogs
Thanks Jmo!
@Yso
Whatchu mean why would I want a dog?! Cause…I’ve always wanted one, I’m bored, I’m slightly lonely and they’re cute and furry and fun to play with.
Fluck a dog\Cat\fish\bird…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
See yall tomorrow
Sassy get a fish… I hate cleaning or paying for dogs
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@Laker
Night!
And I looked at koi fish, cockatoos, gerbils and guinea pigs too. Would rather have the damn dog.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Whang
I did like the lhasa I saw yesterday, but a Havanese is still my 1st choice and the cute azz Malti-Poo is still a close 2nd…
Did your Lhasa bark a lot?
I think I’ma just have to hide it a lot. Carry it outside in a strap-on baby carrier with a blanket over it like Bey carries “I AM NUMBER FO’.”
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@Sassy…yesssssssssss she barks ALOT!! Especially when she sees people passing by the window…or when she sees her reflection..or when she hears somebody whistling on television….or when she wants some of the food I’m eating. Yup..she’s a barker alright…but I wouldn’t take a million dollars for her!!
@SASSY
You just don’t seem like the dog type. What do I know?
you can always get a little goldie like i did last august…
We are scared for the pet, what will you do when it makes you MAD?
*runs* Cover me Yso
*Scratched lhasa off of #6 list*
Good night yall!
I have fish and want birds and a possibly a dog. I fell in love with Pomeranians but I’m lazy and don’t know if I can commit to one properly.
<————–Wants a jack russell terrier
<— Get a Goldie…
Good night WUT
Why that kind Ky?
Random !!
@jmo
WWF challangeeeeeee!
424wordup
They are so flippin cute, YSO.
Our printer had one and he was so lively, energetic, sweet.
He’ll run my 13 yr old into the ground and then they can both pass out together…
@Yall/Yso
Well damn! Folks saying I shouldn’t have babies, now I’m not even stable enough for a damn dog!!!
@Ace
Already have had 3 snakes, 2 geckos, a nile monitor and a iguana. We still had a HUGE azz albino python now.
Coca cola is better
@Ky
I looked at Jack Russell terriers but decided they may be too energetic for me.
@Yso
Me & that Pomeranian would have real problems when that little bish challenged me.
Pomeranians are too damn attitude-ish and bishy for me. I watched a Pomeranian pup have several 12 round bouts with a Cavalier and a Miniature Pinscher yesterday.
I’m glad Goldie wont get as big as your HUGE azz albino(which i’m assuming is a Burmese)
my little guy caps out at 4-5′
Is IGO still in here??? What’s your WWF username??
I only said no to a dog though Sassy
Maybe adopt one on a trial basis… Babies, that’s a whole nother thing! I tell everybody not to have children until they are finished with certain stages in their lives, because once a child is here, it is ALL about them and not about you IMO (of course)
Let us know what you decide on
I WOULD LOVE A POMERANIAN!!!
when I move to Cali I’ll get one….
Frenchie, I wouldn’t let my
drink coca cola yo 
Team Pepsi
That’s why your
is slow and fat like JMO called it the other day 
Coca cola has less calories #winning
500posts and it’s 5:30ish…time to go home and wake up dimpz…
holla at ya’ll tommorow..
@Ace
Its a ball python but she’s almost 8 ft long and a little less than a foot in diameter at her thickest.
Bish is scary…
Her name….
KARMA.
@Ace night!
Ahh … damn…my little guy is a ball too…but males tend to stay smaller… thank god….
8′ and 11 inchs thick… i would be pressed to ask if somsone aint lied to you guys cause he probably aint really a ball….sounds like a Burm or Retic to me Burms are the FatASSs of snake world & retics are the LONG boys
“Ball pythons typically reach 4 feet (1.2 m) in length; occasionally there are specimens that reach 5 feet (1.5 m). When properly fed, their bodies become nicely rounded. “
whatchall been durrin today
Well Frenchie, I see that you are all the ways lost BECAUSE my pig wore a flexbelt all weekend long yo
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
whatchall been durrin today
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Nothing productive, I can tell you that…
But I LOVE MY WHIP FAY!!!
Idk fayfay i think they’ve been sessing each other all day! I’m outttie I gots a hawt date tonight
boistop says:
Random !!
@jmo
WWF challangeeeeeee!
424wordup
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The name is bond …. James Bond ….The name is Soopa_stah
Fay, I got the Peppermint Whipfinity and I posted my review in one of today’s posts IONO where though
I like this one the most.
It’s less greasy and the smell is something that I could use all the time.
The Kingsmen has been getting good reviews too, they say it’s not too strong but a nice manly smell.
Ky
#awesomesauce which one did u get??
YALL
*chuch whisper* Candy Cane is my fave now too 
i been missin yall all day so i didnt see no review. imma hafta look after i get off. thank u hunny bunny!!!
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Frenchie, may the force be with you! (Darth Vader voice)
French KI$$E$ says:
That’s why your
is slow and fat like JMO called it the other day 
Coca cola has less calories #winning
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She betta recognize :fistbump:
I sure hope Auntie feeling better tomorrow tho
JMO
what it dew bew?
Fay – I got citrus. I know my neighbors thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….
KyCakes says:
Fay – I got citrus. I know
my neighborseveryone thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….________________________________________________________________________
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Fay, 1st we were in the Trayvon post, then RayJ, and lastly here.
JMO says:
KyCakes says:
Fay – I got citrus. I know my neighbors everyone thought I was touched; I took the lid off and just sat in my car inhaling the smell….
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I swear, JMO like a bish….constantly stalking and ‘fixing’ my sentences..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
I sure hope Auntie feeling better tomorrow tho
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Me too
We cannot procrastinate properly without her….
KY …
*looks at your gravi* You no likey my spelling bee efforts?
@Ace
Sorry for the late response… had to
again. She may be something else. I was always told she’s a ball. She’s not really mine though, she’s Mister’s. I don’t even know what a retic is. 
The citrus reminds me of Rainbow Sherbert
Now my new favorite is the Peppermint, it’s not strong at all
JMO says:
KY …
*looks at your gravi* You no likey my spelling bee efforts?
LOVE your efforts….
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Oh, you’re misinformed…I
Hookbooga
Yo, I’m off like a drunken dates dress….
Everyone be safe and well tonight…More fukkery tomorrow…
Sassy, if this continues tomorrow, go to a Dr.
A normal bug last approx 4 days.
Pop a benadryl if it hurts to bad to sleep, at least you’ll be knocked out, you’ll still feel the pain, but that benadryl keeps you asleep. #helpful
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Good night Heffas