When a loyal reader told me that saloon singer Beyonce was named People magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman, I thought it was a joke.
I guess Gabrielle Union was too black for People magazine?
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth,” says PEOPLE’s 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman. “I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.”
“The best thing about having a daughter is having a true legacy,” she adds. “The word ‘love’ means something completely different now.” Source
But even more interesting than People considering Beyonce more beautiful than Gabrielle, is the fact that Beyonce has apparently banned attention whore Kim Kardashian from her inner circle.
A friend told Heat magazine:
“Despite Kanye being one of Jay’s closest friends, Beyoncé wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their circle, which is exclusive to say the least.”
“Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.”
The news will come as a shock to Kimmy, who expected to become the fourth member of the Jay-Bey-‘Ye superfriends club.
“Bey’s marriage to Jay-Z was extremely private, and neither of them confirmed it until long after the event. Kim, on the other hand, turned her wedding into a media circus and the whole thing was filmed for a reality show,” the source explained. Source
yayyyyy Bey!!
Here we go…
if true, good for Bey! u dont keep skanks around yo man
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth….”
I tell ya
See, I wasn’t joking, just being informative.
Like the bottom pic and I did think her senitments were nice…
I don’t like the cover…they did something weird to her mouth area
hey fam!
<—Bey's restraining order against Kim
umm she looks like a “toasted” Kim K anyway…. does Gwyn’s husband even CLAIM her LOL
free says:
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth….”
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Precisely what in the
I’m happy for Beyonce….
@Sandra
I think that Beyonce is a bit more well-known on a mainstream scale than Gabrielle Union….not necessarily more beautiful…so that’s why SHE is on People Magazine… Just a thought…
It does look a little off
THIS is amazingly funny….I mean the commentary from Auntie!
As far as Gabby….OH, SO THEY DIDN’T CHOOSE HER?! SO!
i love the blue and white though….
Sandra,
Beyonce is prettier than Gabrielle but neither are messing with Nia or Halle
Morning folks!!
How funny is this chit right here!!! Kim thought she was gonna be in
Kris Jenner is gonna be calling Bey’s people in 0.2 seconds 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
free says:
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth….”
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Precisely what in the
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who says that anyway??? oh sorry, i’ll bet some stan has said that.
BEYONCE AND HALLE ARE THE ONLY “BLACK” WOMEN TO EVEN MAKE THE LIST. SO YEAH…..
I agree with People Magazine she is beautiful.
Personally I think Aishwayra Rai is the most beautiful but she is indian so whatevs
NaijaGal says:
I don’t like the cover…they did something weird to her mouth area
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Maybe they told her not to smile so wide so her gums won’t show like they always do.
Good Morning People!
cant see the pics from this fone brb
69 says:
Sandra,
Beyonce is prettier than Gabrielle but neither are messing with Nia or Halle
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that’s a pretty pic but I’m going in the
til another post comes its to early for 
Drama.
FeFe Feminine says:
69 says:
Sandra,
Beyonce is prettier than Gabrielle but neither are messing with Nia or Halle
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glad you said it….
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On topic
Sounds just like every other new mom to me
free says:
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who says that anyway??? oh sorry, i’ll bet some stan has said that.
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A woman that has given birth ain’t hardly saying no ish like that lets be real now
at the stans
Let’s be honest people is not going to have someone dark skin on the cover of any most beautiful list. They may get a page inside. Chilli made it. I remember that.
Let the effery begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
___/ Welp let me take a seat and get my lurk on, I’m sure the debbil is about to do some mad keystroking around here
Good morning, everyone!
Congratulations, Bey!
I don’t believe the Kim K story
Congrats to Bey
Good for my nicca Bey
For those who wanna know, the lowest Bey ticket is $383 and the highest $2503, for now. I wish I would pay that much to see any fluckin’ body. I like Bey and all but it’s not that serious…But the stans will sell it out guaranteed…
Oh and I “KNOW” I am the most beautiful woman to me
anybody else on here feel beautiful, if you dont, then my selfesteem class will start in 5-4-3-2….. I gotcha 
I think we need a
@free
I’m saying MAYBE Nia and Halle BACK IN THE DAY…but now????
The Makeup Maven says:
THIS is amazingly funny….I mean the commentary from Auntie!
As far as Gabby….OH, SO THEY DIDN’T CHOOSE HER?! SO!
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i’m just happy its a black women
Hey everybody
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*woman
yallcray
hey prissy missy…I hate that I 
you
Somebody put that back up so we can do a checklist
Go Bey!
She is a beautiful woman and mother.
AGIRL87 says:
Hey everybody
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< BUMPS ALL BEY'S CHIT
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Morning
Fefe
You don’t like Nia or Halle? There are.different category of women. I’ll explain it to you later on today when I have time.
Wait a minute….Gabrielle is way prettier than Beyonce…Beyonce is alright/cute. Nothing spectular about her looks.
:hugs: @GAGIRL, Fayla, Flawless, Tatted (who ain’t spokeded to me yet), Smurfette
Gabby is pretty but she needs more people and no one works harder than Beyonce. Congrats.
I don’t appreciate her lying about being pregnant, but the girl is beautiful and deserved that. Go Bey!!
Daisy says: I don’t believe the Kim K story
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me either. kim could care less about bey. and i haven’t seen bey with any “friends”, ever.
Oh, she’s on the cover because she’s light skinned?
How much did she pay the editor at People? She did not carry Periwinkle Blue Crayola so whatever. She is a pretty girl when she is all made up…but not beautiful.
Yay??
I will admit that Bey is one gorgeous woman (the pic with the cigar just looks tacky though) so I have no issues with her being on the cover.
As far as her “banning” Kim, if true (which is unlikely) I’m not surprised. Truth be told, I’d do the same. Heck, I’ve done the same (mind you I’m not a super rich super star with an exclusive circle), when my husband’s friends would start bringing their girls around most thought I was suddity cause if I don’t know you, why would I hang with you? Especially when I know that you’re temporary? Again
Besides that Kim is an opportunist. She may have her own money, she may have been born into money but that doesn’t change the fact that nearly everything she does is for the publicity and attention that it garners. And once she starts hanging around Bey, Bey’s status will drop and her privacy will be negligible cause those Kardashian’s can’t hold water in a water proof bucket with a lid.
@69
Honestly it’s obvious that they are in a different category and it needs no explanation…but in 2012, Beyonce and Gabby both look BETTER than Nia and Halle to me…
What da hail are those People editors smoking? What about Michelle Obama…Kerry Washington..Alicia Keys..they’re all prettier than beyaki.
yallcrazy says:
My hello’s are font-specific in the post downstairs. If you don’t see your named, do not font back, that would OFFEND me
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Did you basically just say only certain people can FONT YOU??
Fe & Jenie
Bootcampgirl says: For those who wanna know, the lowest Bey ticket is $383 and the highest $2503, for now. I wish I would pay that much to see any fluckin’ body. I like Bey and all but it’s not that serious…But the stans will sell it out guaranteed…
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bytch is a liar and doofus but i saw the show on directv and it was hella good. it’s probably money well spent for a stan.
<–She Bad
@Creamy 
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WE ALL Are in diffrent league than K.K.she’s so shallow and superficial,and i Agree with @FAYLA..you gotta keep those heauXs/Stank Skanks away from your man.
Im No Beyonce stan,but “B”stock would drop if she even entertained the thought of K.K hanging with her.Eewwwh K.K makes me
Bey is def the most beautiful woman in the world to me, well next to my moomy daughter & myself! Sandy…du u not like LIGHT SKIN PEOPLE???
@ Fe – I did speak to you in the last post. Before you spoke to me!
I dunno…Bey is pretty but Pilar downstairs is giving EVERY bish out here a run for their money!
Busted lip and all!
You know how effin gorg you got to be to not even be able to take a bad MUGSHOT after throwing bows?!!!
Pilar shoulda been all up and through this list! Shiddd!
I wonder how much Beyonce paid to get this…
It’s a known fact celebrities pay to get these sort of “titles.”
Beyonce wouldn’t crack the top
tenfive in Black Hollywood. She awiiiight.69 HEEEEY BABY!
some me and Fay! 
You must
Agreed, dang, cant we be happy its a minority, I get some people don’t care for her but some of yall act like they chose Rosie O’donnell or Sheryl Underwood.
Morning to everyone I haven’t fonted yet : heart: I don’t believe the Kim story. Kim don’t hang with anyone more relevant than her, and Ye don’t count.
Flawless says:
The Makeup Maven says:
THIS is amazingly funny….I mean the commentary from Auntie!
As far as Gabby….OH, SO THEY DIDN’T CHOOSE HER?! SO!
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i’m just happy its a black woman
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My sentiments EXACTLY!
WOW LOVE IT!!!
GLAD YOUR GETTING YOUR SHINE DESPITE OTHER FOLKS NEGATIVITY~
FEFE Good Morning !!
Shellbell, I had to set some standards
<–really hard!
:wave: Good morning lovelies!
Cocoabana says:
Oh, she’s on the cover because she’s light skinned?
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What the heyulls
@ Yall
free says:
Bootcampgirl says: For those who wanna know, the lowest Bey ticket is $383 and the highest $2503, for now. I wish I would pay that much to see any fluckin’ body. I like Bey and all but it’s not that serious…But the stans will sell it out guaranteed…
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bytch is a liar and doofus but i saw the show on directv and it was hella good. it’s probably money well spent for a stan.
and I ain’t gettin’ no ass after that…
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Agreed, I think she puts on a hell of a show, but shit, that’s more than my car payment…
@Tatted
@JAZI
“What da hail are those People editors smoking? What about Michelle Obama…Kerry Washington..Alicia Keys..they’re all prettier than beyaki.”
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**reads title of magazine again because it can’t read “Most Beautiful” **
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
I dunno…Bey is pretty but Pilar downstairs is giving EVERY bish out here a run for their money!
Busted lip and all!
You know how effin gorg you got to be to not even be able to take a bad MUGSHOT after throwing bows?!!!
Pilar shoulda been all up and through this list! Shiddd!
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Your vote doesn’t count, your biased
*waves lighter from to side to side*
“Let me show you how your p**** works since you didn’t bring it to me first….”
Fe
I was.referring to all women. Not just these women.
We’ll talk later though.
NIA long has a beauty that not comparable to any other I have seen, (CELEBS ONLY) she has a flawless face , skin of her african desent. a very natural beauty without any enhancement.
@Yall-I’M OFFENDED!!!! (wishes I knew how to bold)
OTB
Zoe
<—money I saved because I didn't buy a Bey ticket 
@ANNIE
“Agreed, dang, cant we be happy its a minority, I get some people don’t care for her but some of yall act like they chose Rosie O’donnell or Sheryl Underwood.”
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I think those two are going for “Sexiest Man” or something.
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
Beyonce is on the cover of people for most Beautiful Woman and aint nathan gone change that chit. If she not yo cup tea make up yo own damn list
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Cocoabana says:
Oh, she’s on the cover because she’s light skinned?
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What the heyulls
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That is what some of these comments are insinuating.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
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**reads title of magazine again because it can’t read “Most Beautiful” **
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To me this magazine is always wrong about ish like this
69, Tatted, Zoe, Sassy
@Sassy
I was thinking the same thing bout Pilar but she can’t make the cover just for being a wife
Frenchie
He said he was bored
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Mamacita 
Chocolate
Morning OTB and everybody else
@ Ms. Everything
I didnt read your post til after i post my *thought*
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Am I the only one who sees a waving smiling face at the top of the page on the mobile site?
I am surprised Sandra didn’t go after the “gave birth” comment
:2dance: <~~~~~ cmon @mama let's celebrate!
CD
Where you been?
I was gonna check mugshots later.
Smurfette, Shaun, CD, GAGirl, Creamy and FREEEENCH
@69
@FRENCH
“*waves lighter from to side to side*
“Let me show you how your p**** works since you didn’t bring it to me first….”
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“…I bet you didn’t even know it could squirt..”
That’s the new child molester anthem!
That chit had me DYING yesterday! This nigga was dead azz serious too. LOOOOL.
Cocoa
92
Mamacita says:
It’s cold in here. So much shade.
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Cocoabana says:
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I dont think she got picked for that, and by the way she damn sure not the most beautiful at all 
She is pretty, but beautiful is over the top to me.
That is what some of these comments are insinuating.
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who did that about her being light skinned
INTENSE
WHAT IT DO, MA?!
Ooops, how do I “take back” such a nice hello
100 was meant for you BOOTCAMP! But I was reading Mamacita’s font at the time
@Bootcamp Girl I swear I almost cried when I went to get a ticket (the reasonably priced ones that were $99-180) and they were all sold out…in like a few HRS! I mean I was ready to pick my seats and click submit and everything!
:hugs: GaGirl, Tatted and OTB
@OTB
Girl I been working
lovezoe I dont see that. My smilies are super fast tho. The hahaha dude is pounding.
Correction Bey didn’t admit to being married until her album was coming out for pubilcity
Creamy
@Sassy
Pilar is smashing every chick named in this thread…but what has she DONE????
@Everything I love that pic too! (Karruch and Chris)
Morning!
@Yallc that shyt go hard son!
Goooood Morning Everyoneeeee!
Personally I think Aishwayra Rai is the most beautiful but she is indian so whatevs
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That heffa is BAD you hear me?? Those EYES. SHEW…
Zoe, occasionally my emos move on my phone. It looks cute
Tatt your face is beattttttt.
@Mamacita-I know she is going to give a good show, but I just can’t see it…
@French Girl you singing my song
:2dance:
@yall
@Fefe hey boo
Pilar body is sick! We can vote for her next year can’t we ???
Girl I been working
Tuh!
Hey OTB, Fe, and everybody else
Excellent.
@ man, you almost made me spit out my tea. I cant be acting a fool at work. I’m a professional. Still laugjing!
@OTB-I always mean to ask this, where are you live? When you guys say “beat” you use it in a good context, but here “beat” means not good…
morning errbody Tatted, FeFe, Love, MAn, OTB, CD, sassy, intense, boot, jenie my decatur where it’s greater buddy
and all that i forgot morning 
@GA CD OTB
ok…but I still ALREADY get that…
Fe dont make me start ok
why your font getting raised? 
*do
:2dance:
I’m waiting for my beyonce hook up so I can go see her next month
SHAUN – THANK YOU! You betta quit it!
the Jay-Bey-’Ye superfriends club.
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Gud Moanin’ all;
Mamacita
OTB
Jenie
Fayla
Naija
FeFe
YALL
French
Tatted
Creamy
Hershey
Free
69
BiBi
And anyones else I may have forgotten!!
Personally I think Aishwayra Rai is the most beautiful but she is indian so whatevs
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That heffa is BAD you hear me?? Those EYES. SHEW…
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Them Indian hoes starting to change the game!
33 or 67 must’ve been missed
Let’s try this *clears throat* >.< AHHHHHHHCHEWWWWWWWWWWWW
shes purrty
and if she dont want kim around..shait thats her and i got no problemo with that 
@OTB
:hugs: @KyCakes
I guess Gabrielle Union was too black for People magazine?
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We do know Precious was on the list once right? I mean she didn’t make the top… but she was on the list. 2010 I think?
where are you live
North Central Florida. And its interchangeable here as well. I just figured Tatt would know which way I was going with it
@Bootcapm My EX tried to entice me by telling me he had a hook up on some tickets and was going to buy them.
He was trying sooooo hard to get me back. It took eveything in me to turn those tickets down 
Wit his punk a*s 
OH… good morning everyone except Ky.
SIS :2dance: &
@ KyCakes –
I luvs it,,, Beyonce is 1 of my favs
Sandra saloon singer LOL,, hi hater
Kye and Creamy
KDub says:
I guess Gabrielle Union was too black for People magazine?
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We do know Precious was on the list once right? I mean she didn’t make the top… but she was on the list. 2010 I think?
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ARE YOU FA SERIOUS????????????????????????
Morning everyone!
*continues to play Pastor Troy*
@sis that is a purrty gravi :2dance:
OutsidetheBox says:
North Central Florida. And its interchangeable here as well. I just figured Tatt would know which way I was going with it
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I knew ESSSSACTLY what you meant!
@Man
@OTB-:rofl: just curious…
@Mamacita-I would have just got the tickets and kept it movin’
Laker
CHUM ON YO!
I am SO SAWWY @Man
Any list relating to beauty and NOT listing Kim K. or Paula Patton or Ashanti on there we should no is paid for.
Good morning @ MAN! Why you bannin’ Ky from you SALUTE???
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Morning everyone!
*continues to play Pastor Troy*
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ruh Roh!!!! What’s going on in the world of Sassy?
@ SIS – THANK YOU MAMI’CHULO!
– UH-OH, DID YOU BREAK THE DAMN BLOG AGAIN, SIS???? 
Beauty is subjective, with that said I dont think she is the MOST beautiful thats a strecth to me. She is pretty though
MORNING EVERYONE
Who is that person typing the letters that form my name in post 164?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Any list relating to beauty and NOT listing
Kim K.or Paula Patton orAshantion there we should no is paid for.__________
*feline stretches*
Ahhh, there….fixed that for ya!
@Tatted I forgot him in my AM shout out
FeFe Feminine says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Morning everyone!
*continues to play Pastor Troy*
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ruh Roh!!!! What’s going on in the world of Sassy?
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Hey Dougie, I had asked this earlier…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Any list relating to beauty and NOT listing Kim K. or Paula Patton or Ashanti on there we should no is paid for.
@Ky
So this morning I was approached by this ‘big gurl’ and yes I’m a ‘full figured’ woman. Well she comes up to me and says, you come in here everyday with nice clothes on and your hair and makeup done and it’s really making me look bad. Bytch you make yourself look bad. She looks like she sleeps, takes out trash and rakes the leaves in the shit she wears. She’s 30 with no kids and soon to be married. The are other plus size women in this office so why she gotta look like that. I have 3 kids at home that I have to get off to school, I fix breakfast in the morning, do hair and makeup, and make up beds and vacuum before I leave. If I can make myself presentable so can she. Don’t use size as a cop out.
@Man What the FUGG did I do?
Bumping Danity Kane
Awww shyt Ky broke it this time
@Harlem
:2dance:
Because some of us do offend easily
@ Ky – OOOOH! He got all up in his feelings, eh?!
they are clowning her on the web. i guess people are so over it now. anywho, i guess i should be happy that a black person made the cover.
on another note, how do you cross out words in your posts?
Help her Gypsy
She admires you yo! It probably took alot for her to approach you. Be nice
She could be like you little project and ish
@MAMA
“Any list relating to beauty and NOT listing Kim K. or Paula Patton or Ashanti on there we should no is paid for. ”
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Why are you laughing?
Ashanti has had the game SEWED UP like a tailor since the early 2000’s!
Kim K. is her closest competition.
SON :fistbump: what up yo
FE FE :2dance:
My name is missing in a lot of these Hello List! Fix this ASAP!
@ Frenchie
We Showstoppin’
We show show stoppin’
We Showstoppin’
We show show stoppin’
We in da cars, we ride slow
We doin’ thangs that the boys don’t do
gypsyeyes says:
So this morning I was approached by this ‘big gurl’ and yes I’m a ‘full figured’ woman. Well she comes up to me and says, you come in here everyday with nice clothes on and your hair and makeup done and it’s really making me look bad. Bytch you make yourself look bad. She looks like she sleeps, takes out trash and rakes the leaves in the **** she wears. She’s 30 with no kids and soon to be married. The are other plus size women in this office so why she gotta look like that. I have 3 kids at home that I have to get off to school, I fix breakfast in the morning, do hair and makeup, and make up beds and vacuum before I leave. If I can make myself presentable so can she. Don’t use size as a cop out.
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There should be no excuse why she looks ragged with no kids. That’s just like bishes with big stomachs who have never given birth.
@Yall
Hola!
@Bootcamp/Fefe
No sleep last night. NONE. ZERO. Mister ended up in hospital. Doc said on Monday he seemed okay, but he went to work and collapsed.
I dunno. I’m sooo stressed. I really wanna smoke a whole pack of blacks, take 2 shots of vodka and sleep…instead….I’m at work tryna be a trooper!
SEWED UP like a tailor
the chit you say. Now I will say she is a good songwriter but 
@gypsey
@Smurfette
I think I fonted you earlier in the thread
So had they put another white woman on the cover as they usually do people would be screaming how there are too many beautiful black women not to consider. They put Beyonce on the cover and she slammed for not being “the most beautiful” CHILE BOO
Any list relating to beauty and NOT listing Kim K. or Paula Patton or Ashanti on there we should no is paid for
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Paula IS on the list this year right? I can’t scroll at the current.
Free, 1st you do 10 jumping jacks, then write down the first number that pops into your head, then divide it by 12.8 and then round up and carry the zero’s over and BAM you’ve got it
#faserious It’s hard to explain on here because it ends up doing it and the instructions don’t show up
HARLEM-shake
@GYPSY
“So this morning I was approached by this ‘big gurl’ and yes I’m a ‘full figured’ woman. Well she comes up to me and says, you come in here everyday with nice clothes on and your hair and makeup done and it’s really making me look bad. Bytch you make yourself look bad. She looks like she sleeps, takes out trash and rakes the leaves in the **** she wears. She’s 30 with no kids and soon to be married. The are other plus size women in this office so why she gotta look like that. I have 3 kids at home that I have to get off to school, I fix breakfast in the morning, do hair and makeup, and make up beds and vacuum before I leave. If I can make myself presentable so can she. Don’t use size as a cop out.”
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Tell Jill Scott to put her doughnut DOWN (and not down in her mouth) and spend that hour and half she spend eating in the morning into getting ready.
What she wanted you to do anyway? Just become haggardly like her?
@Dougie-sooo sorry to hear that…
anyways…
@Gypsy-I know I’m not in the “O” but
@Sassy
Oh no! Didn’t you say he had a mild heart attack? That’s really messed up…I’ll keep you guys in my prayers…
Hell Naw, the bish got on a terry cloth short sleave sweat shirt!
That’s just like bishes with big stomachs who have never given birth.
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COCOA I never get that. Why you have two and three stomachs and not a child to claim
The realist chit fonted today
@Ky
Thanks!
My eyes probably have veins bulging out of them… I feel like one of the cartoon characters with the droopy eyes after not sleeping. Sitting here at my computer daring a muhfukka to ask me why I’m working with my shades on…
Daring Um!!
I have plenty of Raggedy Anns that I work with also. Chit makes my right eye jump every morning when I look at them. Hey wudda u going to do
i understand the part about giving birth making you feel more beautiful & alive. my first child was by c-section and i felt useless, helpless and not really a part of the experience. my birth story was just pitiful.
my second birth was natural and i felt like a superhero. pushing out a life into this world is an empowering feeling, and thats beautiful.
@Free I got this same ish from Yall
Once I find out, Ill tell you
@GYPSY
“My name is missing in a lot of these Hello List! Fix this ASAP!”
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I noticed niggas is gettin they clown on today, but I ain’t wanna say nothing.
TATTED
heyyyyy
GYPSY
:hugs: Dougie
@Bootcamp/Fefe
We dunno if it was…the doctors on Monday took all these tests and said he seemed fine. May have been an anxiety attack or his anemia. But last night was a no-go.
And I freaked.
And I got nooo sleep.
And like a fool……still bought my azz to work. He home…with his mama.
ARE YOU FA SERIOUS????????????????????????
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I could be wrong but Precious was on the list. I seen it. I am a long time Peepa Mag subscriber.
Yall done convinced me that it’s ok for me to eat a donut this morning. I have birthed someone
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Oh Sassy, be strong! I hope that he has a speedy recovery.
MissHarlem says:
Why you have two and three stomachs and not a child to claim
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Thanks @CD!!
Still thinking about lighting up a pack of Blacks on my lunchbreak though.
My nerves are shot. I know I done lost at least 5 lbs since 11 PM.
Personally I think Aishwayra Rai is the most beautiful but she is indian so whatevs
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@bibi Ain’t she bad though?! #forreal
Good mornting folks.
Oh I thought that you knew that there was no “O” don’t be starting shyt! LOL.
@Man-go head with that Jill Scott shyt. I’m not skinny by no means but I carry myself in a whole different manner than these women.
And that whole bishes with stomachs looking like they pregnant or have kids is an epidemic here. OMG, I wish i could make a video but some of my family members would be upset.
Pilar is a bad bish for real !!! but 2500 for a concert ticket BEST be VIP with dinner with her and J and all LOL
@Yall
Thanks!
For the last time,GOOD MORNING MAN
Mamacita
Cremes 
#late Stupid coworker talking to me about her trip.
who broke the blog AGAIN! everything has the gangsta lean again!
Ky
who broke the blog again?
@Gypsy-
Is everybody else italicized
@OTB it is a nice picture… everybody knows I love me some CB but even if I didn’t that pic is beautiful
@Man I
on Paula Patton. Kim K umm….. no 
she’s average at best even with that face full of paint she wears. And her “curves” would be sexier imo if she would dress to accentuate and flatter instead of dressing just to make them stand out
Heller to all btw
Give Mister my best @Sass
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#humble
I felt beautiful (and high) after my c-section, but I always feel that way so
Ky did it!
Tried to italicize that comment and messed up everybody’s font!
@KY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Good morning to you.
@FeFe
@Gangsta Lean
KY
HAAAAAAAAAAAAARLEM
I did no such thing, Dougie!
(Just realized this is you)
I will say “good day to you, Ma’am”
@Kdub
Thanks!
You all can still call, tweet, text, email, facebook, stop by and think of me….. I probably won’t be as “busy” as I thought.
Ky, step away!
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Man (leaning 
)
@His
Mornin!
@Dougie-I will keep you and him in my prayers…
Uh why is my font in italics????? I like but….
Ho’boygurrrrlllllllllllllllllllll
I need me a special onesie and ish
#stillwiththenipsoutthough
LAKER
Hollllaaaaa
CD
greetings and salutations
Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young bitch,
I be going to jail cuz I’m fucking amazing
Morning folks
Happy Hump Day
@His
Who did the italics first?? Lakes aint even here!
The highest Beyonce ticket is $700 the lowest is $95,
And yes ticket are sold out
yallcrazy says: #faserious It’s hard to explain on here because it ends up doing it and the instructions don’t show up
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ok, i see somebody messing with the italics.
Oh Hey Lakes
You didnt do it. This time.
@Ms. Everything Apparently I broke the blog
*I’d bold this statement, but I might break it again*
Hiss Poo!! :wave:
Sass, I hope your Mister gets better soon!
Harlem
I will never understand that ish, ever! I wish I would be walking around all sloppy and sh*t.
i googled it
@Throb
Happy
day to you tooo!!!!
oh well, i guess that didn’t work….
Hello to all that spoke. That was very kind. I’m tired of leaning though!
@YALL CHAMOOONE
AND I DID NOT FAWK UP THE BLOG THIS TIME 
@CD FAWK U BEEN AT??
@HIS
@OTB I DID NOTHING THIS TIME
But Free, if we all sneeze simuntaneously it’ll go back to regular
#ikidikid
delstrikeCOCOA its just not in our DNA to walk around lookin sloppy with no valid I had a child yesterday excuse
OTB
howdy
Why this past weekend my son must have been smelling himself since he’s dating little Remy Ma
Sorry story was so long but chit I aint been on here
I think she looks great on this cover.
whatchall tambout now tho?
69
atcho gravi
day!!!
TaBew
FeFe
OTB
Harlem
Jenie
YALL
MS E
Boot
Sassy
CD
BadBew
Ky
Man
KDUB
GYP
ERRYBODY! happy
ok, use “del” or “strike”
Ok, where’s this party going? ION wanna lean and rock with it
@GYP
TELL THAT BISH U STAY SOOO FREESH AND SOO CLEEAN -ALA OUTKAST!
NBA Playoffs start soon.
@Bootcamp/OTB/Cocoa
Thanks all!
@Suga, I’ve heard women say that before but I think it’s a psychological and societal burden being placed on them because I had all my babies c-section and never felt the slightest bit less than a mother or less insecure
Just the fact that I could carry those big headed heathens for 8-9 months, grow them, nurture them and all that made me feel secure and like a woman. Plus once I found out that I would have died trying to push them out, I was so much more grateful that I was able to have them the way I did (not to mention that actual child birth disgusts me). I had to tell a friend of mine who was freaking out about how she might have a c section and was so disappointed and depressed and all that over it, I told her point blank, what’s more important.. having a healthy baby and surviving to raise him or laboring for hours, getting your goods stretched all out and then having it end in heartache?
Dayummmm…..I bet he won’t try that shyt again!
And I got a call from the Ex and he said he will be visiting him mama for Memorial Day and he is looking forward to seeing me. Ummm, I hope that he doesn’t want to have secks cause I would have more fun counting my eyelashes. Shyt is just boring!
@FAYLA U MADE A HUUUGE MISTAKE ON UR ROLL CALL.. U MISSD ME!!
Harlem!!
i almost crashed yesterday when they put Mase and Puff on. Girl i thought it was 97 again. All your fault. 
@Yall
Whats up
Happy
Day @Fayla
@CD Good bd
@Free Good Job Grasshopper :thumsbup:
<–really a chinese bow
RANDOM damn that pandora does it again
@FAYLA
GOOD MORNING! :hugs:
**kisses hand**
How you are this lovely day?
Man says:
NBA Playoffs start soon.
<<Derrick "Overrated" Rose
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Watch yo font
LeBytch James Dirk “Napolean Dynomite” Noviakdfja;jfpiski
@Fe Fe
Hello
How are you today
Good I hope
Morning @Fay I think I’m gonna be placing another order soon
@Sassy He’ll never give you more than you can bear…he knows how strong and huge your heart is
OTB, MissH, Bad Influence(teasing us with all that beauty), CD(stop leaving us
), gypsy
gypsyeyes says:
Hell Naw, the bish got on a terry cloth short sleave sweat shirt!
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you gotta find a way to take a picture of that.
bishes walkin round looking like “before” pics with no after
FayFay
Oh and @Sassy I hope he gets better soon and you get some rest
Why this past weekend my son must have been smelling himself since he’s dating little Remy Ma
I told him to take out the garbage why in the fukk did he respond “in a minute” with some muthafukkin bass in his voice. He didnt know I was on the phone with his dad at the time, I promise within 5 minutes his dad was banging on my door. I opened the door and at the same time my son was coming in the kitchen, he picked my son up and slammed that fool in the kitchen sink bleach and all. Took him outside Ion even known what the fukk happen out there all I known is bout time my baby came back in the house the back of his shorts and shirt look like he had vitilago from all that damn bleach. I laughed so hard that night I almost lost my bowels 
Sorry story was so long but chit I aint been on here
:dead:@203 #NoComment
Ms. Everything says: @Suga, I’ve heard women say that before but I think it’s a psychological and societal burden being placed on them because I had all my babies c-section and never felt the slightest bit less than a mother or less insecure
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when they said “sorry, we have to give you a c-section” i was like GREAT! LET’S DO IT! WHAT TIME DO WE ROLL?
i was glad as hell i didn’t have to go through all that. they said i had “little” labor pains but that shyt was huge to me! i can’t imagine going through the big ones.
Alright now tombout Lebron the King James
Hey Igo!
Fay Fay
SON, I like that one, let’s dance :2dance:
Igo, nothing much. I’ve got on my Wed. socks though
Gypsy, you already know what “look forward to seeing you” means yo
OTB girl my ass thought it was the 90’s all over again with MASE on the radio
<——really harlem shaking and diddy boppin'
FAYLA
CD
damn so I just pictured that whole scene
Watching Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones’ “Behind the Music”….. I SWEAR I’d date him.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE an intelligent man! Love it! Paint me a picture with your words! That sh*t is just beautiful.
@CD
How old is your son? Don’t be busting that mayne hustle while he on the phone with Remy talkin bout taking out no garbage!
Nigga mighta been working on hittin that and here you come stuntin bout garbage. The garbage was still goin be there when he got through doin what he was doin!
@CD
My son let some bass get in his once and I punched him square in the chest. Nucca coughed for 2 days like he had emphysema.
:hugs: Fay and Naija
@ Free – UUUUUUUM, HOW DID YOU DO THAT, PAHTNAH???
Thanks @Naija & Ms. Everything!
@FAYL
GET SOME FUKN ACT RIGHT!! 
NAIJA
heyyy hun
SON :2dance: girl you couldnt tell me back then that JADE was not gonna be the next bad girl group
Y is everything italic n chit??
@Man
He’s 15 1/2. I cant forget the 1/2 as he frequently reminds me now
Nucca coughed for 2 days like he had emphysema
@Gypsy
Good job!!
<—Remembers the first time I raised my voice at my mother because I couldn't go to the football game at my school when I was about 15… She was questioning us about accepting long distance calls from our cousins and we each said we didn't accept any collect calls. 3rd time she called my name I snapped and barked..and she squared up..I thought about giving it a go with her but…THEN I WOKE UP..
Fay
TEAM WHIPFINITY 
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free says:
Ms. Everything says: @Suga, I’ve heard women say that before but I think it’s a psychological and societal burden being placed on them because I had all my babies c-section and never felt the slightest bit less than a mother or less insecure
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when they said “sorry, we have to give you a c-section” i was like GREAT! LET’S DO IT! WHAT TIME DO WE ROLL?
i was glad as hell i didn’t have to go through all that. they said i had “little” labor pains but that shyt was huge to me! i can’t imagine going through the big ones.
right! ) But nonetheless I was overfilled with joy, and everybody was sad for me trying to get my spirits down. I had to tell them :stop: I got this! Piece of Cake? Mind over Matter!
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Personally, I was ELATED when my Dr. said it! I was way overdue and was terrified to push out a baby (didn’t think about that part until 6th month
And guess what, it was! & I went home the next day.
Let’s keep talking about this. I know that Man likes reading about it
#payback
Naija
I had all 4 of my kids vaginally with no meds. Ex hubby had me scared to take drugs and shyt even with the last 2 not being his. All I remember him saying is ‘what if something happens to the baby or somebody try to steal our baby, you gonna be too drugged up to know what’s going on’ I didn’t even have demerol. It was just a mind/focus thing for me. And my kids were all close to 8 pounds.
@Free… girl, I can’t handle period cramps as soon as I felt the first couple labor cramps I was like give me drugs NOW! My mom was shaking her head at me, telling me to save the drugs for when I needed them and I had to tell her what part of NOW don’t you understand?
@CD So was it like a scoop slam,or more of a supplex??
I thought about giving it a go with her but…THEN I WOKE UP..
That second. You lost too much time thinking. You shouldve just ducked.
Woke up with that jaw aching. 
I memeba i bowed up at mom’s. I was so scared i ran away.
<–had to bop somebody (just the other day) to remind him who thee fukc I was… Hmmmp
You call it philosophy and I call it "talking back".
scoop slam,or more of a supplex
I had 3 c-sections. Last one they wanted to cut vertically and I saif u better find a way cuz I am not having an azz stomach
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@Gyps, I know it can be done and I
for those like you who have done it but 
. Even when I thought I could deliver naturally I still wanted drugs and now looking back I’m glad I didn’t have to. And if I ever feel less than a woman for it those little things hollering Mommy all day everyday reminds that I am in fact a woman who birthed children 
@OTB @Yall @Bibi
8.3 lbs
only 4cm (labor through night)
no epidural till c-section time
BUT Baby, that morphine was no joke! Afterwards I had the giggles from it. So funny
@Bibi they wanted to cut vertically? That’s weird, my dr’s always just cut the old scar off, went around the scar tissue and sewed me back up with just one new scar. But I have been advised ever since baby #2 that I should not have anymore because of the risk of doing it again and every pregnancy after that has been considered high risk
@Phro
Man its like he picked my son up like a newborn baby. Scooped that nicca up under his arms and next thang I know water splashing everywhere and my baby sitting in the sink with puddin face. I just looked at him with half “sympathy and the other half was “damn fool u in the sink”
And my son is tall and lanky so that chit was funny x100000000000000000000000000000000000 
Beyonce is beautiful and congrats to her being on cover, always good to see a black person on cover. but i dont like these pics….
LOL if this “banning” is true.
**SWOONS** Beautiful Bey**
what yall talking about!
WTF is going on with the fonts…
“damn fool u in the sink”
Gabrielle Union cant win the title because too many people are still upset with her dating D. Wade while he was still married. Even Essence rec’d an enormous amount of backlash for putting her on their cover.
plus, this is WORLD’S most beautiful and G. Union doesnt have worldwide star power yet. they are factoring success, recognition & reputation into what they deem to be beautiful.
….but dont let a silly little thing like logic or common sense get in your way
same thing with Nia Long. people are feeling the whole “two baby daddies” situation that she has going on. in the minds of “family values” people that takes away from her beauty. Alicia Keys, beautiful as she is, will always be attached to Mashonda-gate.
not saying I agree but it is what it is. and yes, the rules get a whole lot more strict when it comes to black women. angelina and brad might never get married and white ppl will still value her & her brood more than they ever would for anybody of color.
I don’t think that it makes a woman less of a woman for taking drugs. That was just the path that I chose. When I had to have hernia surgery them nigras gave me morphine. I couldn’t control shyt I was saying and I kept farting. Didn’t like the feeling!
Number Ones of Most Beautiful People
Nr. Year Name
1 1990 Michelle Pfeiffer 2 1991 Julia Roberts 3 1992 Jodie Foster 4 1993 Cindy Crawford 5 1994 Meg Ryan 6 1995 Courteney Cox 7 1996 Mel Gibson 8 1997 Tom Cruise 9 1998 Leonardo Dicaprio 10 1999 Michelle Pfeiffer 11 2000 Julia Roberts 12 2001 Catherine Zeta-Jones 13 2002 Nicole Kidman 14 2003 Halle Berry 15 2004 Jennifer Aniston 16 2005 Julia Roberts 17 2006 Angelina Jolie 18 2007 Drew Barrymore 19 2008 Kate Hudson 20 2009 Christina Applegate 21 2010 Julia Roberts 22 2011 Jennifer Lopez 23 2012 Beyoncé Knowles
SO PEOPLE REALLY HAVE THEIR OWN IDEA OF WHAT BEAUTIFUL IS…..IT’S NOT MANY BLACK WOMEN!
gypsyeyes says: All I remember him saying is ‘what if something happens to the baby or somebody try to steal our baby,
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i told my husband to follow the baby wherever she went. he took hella pics so i could tell he followed her around! the nurses are the ones you have to look out for now but piedmont in atlanta has hella security.
i was more laid out the night before though. they gave me ambien and some intravenous drug to help me rest. i was talking to myself and asking myself if i was talking to myself. it was a total mind-trip. i think i even saw psychadelic colors!!!
STRIKING OUT WORDS IN BLOG TEXT
@Ms Everything
2 were emergency sections so they cut all hurried. The third one they said cuz of the other two it would cause problems to cut horizontal. But they figured it out.
I was working boo
@CD
Beyonce! Love her as an artist!
ok, it IS too hard to show yall how to strike out the damn words!
Number Ones of Most Beautiful People
Nr. Year Name
1 1990 Michelle Pfeiffer 2 1991 Julia Roberts 3 1992 Jodie Foster 4 1993 Cindy Crawford 5 1994 Meg Ryan 6 1995 Courteney Cox 7 1996 Mel Gibson 8 1997 Tom Cruise 9 1998 Leonardo Dicaprio 10 1999 Michelle Pfeiffer 11 2000 Julia Roberts 12 2001 Catherine Zeta-Jones 13 2002 Nicole Kidman 14 2003 Halle Berry 15 2004 Jennifer Aniston 16 2005 Julia Roberts 17 2006 Angelina Jolie 18 2007 Drew Barrymore 19 2008 Kate Hudson 20 2009 Christina Applegate 21 2010 Julia Roberts 22 2011 Jennifer Lopez 23 2012 Beyoncé Knowles
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not impressive at all….
Gabby aint up there yet where Beyonce is………..This is People Magazine. People around the world go Gabrielle who?
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
Nia and Halle are prettier than Beyonce to me but Beyonce is pretty all the same too.
Pilars body is on POINT!!!! So is Stacys on Let’s Stay Together. I always that Ashanti had a cute shape too.
@April
at u for talking abt Beys gums when she smiles 
I have a hard time believing the ban story. I don’t even think beyonce is thinking about Kim to bother banning her. She probably don’t even like having kanye’s dumb ass around to even allow Kim to be the topic of a ban, please. I think the notion that Kim wasn’t allowed around Beyonce was an unwritten rule
You really favors Zoe Saldana on her cover photo!
I meant *she really favors