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Kim and Kanye: Family Portrait

Sandra Rose July 11, 2012

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian family portrait posted by BN83 on Twitter.com.

Angiegirl

Why Kanye look like Dave Hollister?
Torae

Is that Kim’s real face…she needs to stoop with the surgeries….omg!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom
Awakewoodall

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KLSJV;SDOPGJDFUIKLVJFUI VMO;GHERUIOGH!!!
KK76
gbellab

bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
Professor Clumps!!
Eazy

Kanye look like a potatoe
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

and I died again.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

LMFBAOOOO!!!
Cha Cha

dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rev Chunk and First lady Plump..
now this is funny.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

They look like that couple on the back of those Black church fans.
Yall know…the couple that owns the funeral home?
laterthannever

Hilar!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I wonder is Kanye will start yelling via twitter over said pic
Danielle

Too funny! Somebody posted this on instagram earlier.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KK aint gone like the pic bc she kina look “colored”
Cha Cha

kanye look like smuggling cupcakes in them cheeks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY FeFe Feminine

Ok @DownBottom I see you!
Bibi
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@MzWhang

CHACHA!!! hey bew!
MsDivaRo
Usual Suspect
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

still that chit look real as hell. especially Ye

fugg yew photoshop yo!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Cha Cha says:

dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rev Chunk and First lady Plump..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

OMG…I got TEARS…this ish is too funny!!!
KyCakes

Dammit, Sandra….I’m gonna have this visual in my head until Rapture…whew chile
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

i JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS AS MY GRAVIE Auntie you beat me lol
Angiegirl

mzwhang90210 says:

They look like that couple on the back of those Black church fans.
Yall know…the couple that owns the funeral home?

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And they last name always be Jenkins or Johnson
MissHarlem

on this note Im out of here
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ya’ll
Bella’s Master

This is one of the most authentic and believable transformations yet!
yallcrazy

:ohshyt: @this pic
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CHA CHA
Anna

Bella’s Master says:

This is one of the most authentic and believable transformations yet!

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Somebody has some great photoshopping skills.
yallcrazy

MzWhang, I left something for yew downstairs
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

@ Angie….

THANKS!! for the laffs yall and
GAGIRL87

That pic of Kim though
steph L

I pulled this up while I was on a call to Lenox Macy’s, the sales clerk hung up on me, because I was laughing so hard.
Bella’s Master

Anna says:

Bella’s Master says:

This is one of the most authentic and believable transformations yet!

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Somebody has some great photoshopping skills.

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Or they are a bonafide time traveler…because this thing is too damn awesome
Ty

Yall know Kim has issues she might me scheduling her next Nip n Tuck to try to prevent this shyt from happening. That heffa is going to have a spanx headband and socks before u know it
OutsidetheBox

Spanx headband
Ty

That is what Kris Jenner would’ve looked like if it wasnt for the E Network
Bella’s Master

Love the SEARS backdrop
Ty

Cha Cha says:

kanye look like smuggling cupcakes in them cheeks
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I say Franks nuts for $500 Alex
pointhimout

folks have way too much time on their hands. hilarious.
OutsidetheBox

I pulled this up while I was on a call to Lenox Macy’s, the sales clerk hung up on me, because I was laughing so hard.

:lmao: She thought yo uwas crank calling.
ohpretty1

This is just pure photo shop @Auntie! Kim would never rock an engagement ring that small, and one with a jacket at that. Hmph!
Cha Cha

Hey Fay Fay the FABULOUS
OutsidetheBox

Bella’s Master says:

Love the SEARS backdrop

Et tu, Bella?
ohpretty1

Bella’s Master says:

This is one of the most authentic and believable transformations yet!
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Yes! It’s good work. I’m going to have this pic of Kim in my head forever.
Cha Cha

ohpretty

HIYA HOBURGA
steph L

OutsidetheBox says:

I pulled this up while I was on a call to Lenox Macy’s, the sales clerk hung up on me, because I was laughing so hard.

:lmao: She thought yo uwas crank calling.

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Now the heifer want answer…I’m still laughing at this picture. OMG! I can’t breathe. :rotfl:
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

steph L says:

I pulled this up while I was on a call to Lenox Macy’s, the sales clerk hung up on me, because I was laughing so hard.
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

That is what Kris Jenner would’ve looked like if it wasnt for the E Network
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OutsidetheBox

Now the heifer want answer…

She reading the blogs too…
Cha Cha

OTB I had that gravi of Bey on my cell phone as a screen saver and it spooked the hell out of my hubby and kids that pic goes hard, I was like who knew a dinner napkin was so gangsta tho!
Eazy

Now the heifer want answer…

She reading the blogs too…
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they probably have caller id
steph L

OutsidetheBox says:

Now the heifer want answer…

She reading the blogs too…
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I need to know if they have Trukfit…my son is dying for a shirt. Now, I can’t surprise him…don’t want to make a trip if they don’t have. Thanks Auntie it’s your fault…but, this is the best laugh of the year! Love Ya!
Ms.Fashion

Omg!!! I am on my phone and spit my food out my mouth!!! Hilarious!!!
OutsidetheBox

I was like who knew a dinner napkin was so gangsta tho

And with the strange clouds in the air? Let me find out BEYONCE let me find out. I know she be puffing them cigs with her hubbs but let me find out its them stanking cigarettes..
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

Hehehehe
Bella’s Master

Man hasn’t stormed in here to defend his Mrs. Klump looking Kim
Ms.Fashion

@TY I see u cutting up in here!!!
yallcrazy

OTB, what is this 9_9
OutsidetheBox

You can buy Trukfit @karmaloop #helpful I got the little bro some for Grad.
OutsidetheBox

I ansa’d down stairs @Yall
OutsidetheBox

Mrs Klump Cletusssssssssss
steph L

OutsidetheBox says:

You can buy Trukfit @karmaloop #helpful I got the little bro some for Grad.

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okay, thanks!
Cha Cha

OTB I dont think she puffs on the la and probably the cigars are for props but I gotta admit that shyt would be funny as heck to see Bey pinching a doobie
cougar lover

Iono who the body in the pink belong to, but i does know that that booty is phat.
yallcrazy

Come on Cleatus

Hoburger No. 5

Cousin & OTB I went off downstairs. #idid
ohpretty1

Cha Cha says:

ohpretty

HIYA HOBURGA
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Cha-chizzle….the dizzle?
imarie aka lalie

Kim will never allow herself to get that big. She loves plastic surgery too much. Funny pic though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

@cougerlover
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—Bey
yallcrazy
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

yallcrazy says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

Hey heffers. Big daddy was busy today,,,What I miss?
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

Missed you bren bren!

Where is at man when you need him
missmiami
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

howmanyliiiiiiiiiicks @ManIDC is currently on bed rest. Got his peen caught in what he thought was a glory hole
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

LOL!

The question is were you on the other side boo boo
greykidd

Fat Kim still looks better then half the check in the game..
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Hey yall!
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

Hey gypsy
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

greykidd says:

Fat Kim still looks better then half the check in the game..
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I think she looks better fat than she does now. The silicone looks more natural.
ninamosley

that photo was taken from the church directory of the College Dropout Missionary Baptist Church where the Reverend Doctor Kayne West and First Lady Kim preside
va_shawty

It has been a long day for me. So, I thank you Sandra for that much needed laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzGSRdTGgA&feature=player_embedded AWESOME

Fat Kim can still get it.
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

LOL!
The question is were you on the other side boo boo

#Guilty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom
howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

@ Down bottom stole my gravi so i picked the next best one.
greykidd

Chicks* .. Good point SR..
Bella’s Master

Brenden!!! Are you here? I’m on my way home from having 5 glasses of champagne and about to knock on my neighbor’s door for some action.

If I don’t check in by tomorrow morning, this yt man done put me in the ocean!!!!
Bella’s Master

safe!
69

I just can’t
69

Kanye looking stiff as hell like it’s hard to move his neck. And face matches that wide ass body she’s carrying in the photo above. I know MAN, I JUST DON’T CARE is somewhere in Sandra’s World like this asking the lawd why his did this to his favorite heaux. This photo has made my week.
NaijaGal

all that comes to mind with the pic is JUICY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXPVcoXZkLg Mother Jefferson

<<< Sandra I see you found the family portraits!!

Kim look like one of them church ladies who thighs you can hear rub together when they come down the aisle during the word
BoogieNites

Murda Ma$e !! !!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

HEEELLLLOOOO PEOPLES! <————- future Ye and Kim doing Tae Bo..
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Morning everyone
Wut
Boogie
Mother
69
Naija
luVn_liFe…

*****Good Murrnig WUT-IZ-SWAGU, Booie, NAija, 69 and the Rest of the Roses to come :wave: <—— Kimmys spanX

I like a Heavier Kim K she looks almost life like Kanye thats another Story.
luVn_liFe…

Fayla <— me running late dranking some Black coffee!
Secret

This picture is crazy LMAO
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

<—— My baby using Whip Whip and it does wonders for her hair
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Jennayyyyyyy!!!!!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

HEY LUVIN!!! <—-squeezing the luvin outcha
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Wut Wut
luVn_liFe…

Murrrning jenie Baby girl is Cute!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Oh Jenie your lil Jenie is a cayuuuutttie pie! And got lil sass I see! Hands on her hip and all LOVE IT!…. I miss when my lil Wuts were that small….
luVn_liFe…

WUT-IZ-SWAGU I kNow the boot on that Bentley Has since been
removed
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

THIS PIC AND SHAIT.. BUT WE AINT NEITHER! MORNING SR PEOPLES
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

who in the hell did this ish helll knalllll
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Hey errybody,happy sat’day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

it looks so real….

Did she say Dave Hollister?
BoogieNites

Wuttup, WUT ? :headnod:

:waves <<– Jenieeee, the panties u and ur sis used to wear on ur head !

:hunching:_liFe, what it do ?

!Laker, hola, mami
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

JENNI AWW SHE IS A CUUUTIE SHE GOT A LITTLE UUMMMMF **ALA HAPPY FEET** I SEE :2dance: MORNING
Natasha38

Good Morning Everyone <——— Kim's lap cloth as First Lady of the church…

Loving the gravis – Jenie (in my Forrest Gump voice) and Luv
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

gm SR & Roses
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

BOOGIE SUP BONITA IS IT FRIDAY? I READY TO BE AT THE CASA!
lovezoe

Morning my fave peeps!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@WUT I MISS MY PRINCESS AND LIL MAN BEING BEBES TOO!! I WAS LOOKING THRU SOME OF MY PICS AND FOUND SOME OF LIL MAMA **HER TURNING 3 IN 5 DAYS** WHEN HER WAS A CHUNKY BABY.. I MISS THAT!
BoogieNites

hiya brown, gypsy, bnat, nat38, fayfay ! <<– jenie's draws still
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

jeniefrumdabloc says:

<—— My baby using Whip Whip and it does wonders for her hair

<—for the babygirl

AWWW Jenie!! lil cutie betta Whip that hair back & forth
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

WUT UP BOOGIE!

@Luvin- Girl I waited and watch this fool come out and stare at his car for like two minutes like.. “I know this ain’t no.. this betta not be no mutha… AWWWW hell naw they done booted my shyt!”This was the funniest shyt I have seen live before….
BoogieNites

!Laker, ion even know anymore since it’s sat’day for some (refer to #115)
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Boogie! <—photoshop software

gh luv!!

Zoe
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

GYPS SAT2DAAY! U DRINKING?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@WUT I MISS MY PRINCESS AND LIL MAN BEING BEBES TOO!! I WAS LOOKING THRU SOME OF MY PICS AND FOUND SOME OF LIL MAMA **HER TURNING 3 IN 5 DAYS** WHEN HER WAS A CHUNKY BABY.. I MISS THAT!
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AWWW Come here Lakes.. I know girl… I have a flock of crazy azz teens in my house and I just hit the door and make a break for my room and lock it…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I have a flock of crazy azz teens
^^ PO THING! IM ESSCARED OF THEM TEENAGE YEARS.. I MIGHT MEET UP WITH DIABLA.. CUZ I MOFUKA IF THEY ACT AN AZZ!!
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Im at work feeling some kinda way so i watched kiki makeup tutoral for the 473rd time.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Laker, Natasha, Fay Fay, Gyp,LoveZ, all ya’ll good folks morning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

BoogieNites says:

hiya brown, gypsy, bnat, nat38, fayfay ! <<– jenie's draws still
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Mornin'
Trendsetter

Good Morning Roses…

the picture I saw on twitter had Rihanna, Jay and Bey in the picture as well
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bnat Thanks Laker, Natasha, and Fay Fay I am loving whip on my daughters hair, it took forever to find my baby a grease for her scalp and this whip is perfecto
BoogieNites

breakfastclub is playing MYBOO no matter what i do, all i think about is u
NaijaGal

jenie
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

#
uVn_liFe… says:

Murrrning jenie Baby girl is Cute!
July 12, 2012 at 9:14 am
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

Oh Jenie your lil Jenie is a cayuuuutttie pie! And got lil sass I see! Hands on her hip and all LOVE IT!…. I miss when my lil Wuts were that small….
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thank you !
BoogieNites

heyy Trend, heyy ! i wanna see that pic.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I NEED A SECOND CUP OF I GOT A 10 HOUR DAY AHEAD OF ME!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Bnat Thanks Laker, Natasha, and Fay Fay I am loving whip on my daughters hair, it took forever to find my baby a grease for her scalp and this whip is perfecto
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morning Imma have to check out this whipfinity. I keep hearing good things about it.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—me blushing

wish i could pass the feeling back to yall when i hear stuff like this, especially about the children. Jenie which scent are u using?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Imma have to check out this whipfinity.
I BEEN SAYING THIS I TRIED TO GET SOME TWICE BUT MY CARD WOULDNT GO THRU OR SOME SHAIT THEN I GOT FRUSTERATED AND GAVE UP.. BUT I SEEN SASSY AND CANDI HAIR ON THE TWATTER WITH THE WHIP.. IT!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Lakes that baby is ADORABLE!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FAYL OH I SEE A NEW GRAVI **MY PC IS LATE AS ALWAYZ** LOOK AT U WHIPN THAT HAIR
luVn_liFe…

PO THING! IM ESSCARED OF THEM TEENAGE YEARS.. I MIGHT MEET UP WITH DIABLA..
Mine is 17 and Moved out last night More power to him damn phuckturd! Oh well

WUTZ .. that is hilarious you shoulda recorded it and put it on youtube
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FAYL ITS ONE OF MANY PICS I BEEN OVER THIS A.M HER USED TO BE MY CHUNKY BEBE NOW SHE GOT AN ATTITUDE LIKES HER TOES HOT PINK AND HER A BIG GUHL!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Laker that baby is simply those cheeks awwwwwwww
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

LUVN THE FUNNY PART ABOUT 17 IS YOU THINK U KNOW AND U THINK LIFE IS EAZY AS UNO TWO THREE AND FIND OUT IT AINT “LET HIM LEARN.. THATS HOW HE WILL MEMMBER ” #lifefuksusall
BoogieNites

phucktard .. how many days u give him, :hunchn: ?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Luvn is that u in ur gravi? cute

Thanks Lakes, & trust me i know the feeling. mine is 21 now & i still see her babyface most of the time when i look at her. doesn’t help that she’s like 5’3″ 105 lbs
Bibi

Phucktard

Mornings Boogie, Lakes, Fayla, Jenie (beautiful baby!) Luvin, B, and Tom Dyck and Harry
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Luvn, he’ll be back just a matter of time
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

<—me blushing

wish i could pass the feeling back to yall when i hear stuff like this, especially about the children. Jenie which scent are u using?
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I think I have the lavender but I tried that because I didn't know which scent to pick But next order will be the peppermint wait do you have that scent But I need to order soon because I'm running out I Flucked around and bought the small bottle need to get a larger size next time
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bibi thank you
Trendsetter

BoogieNites says:

heyy Trend, heyy ! i wanna see that pic
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that pic was too funny
NaijaGal

luv n
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FAYL 5’3 SHE ONE OF THE CHIKITA CHICAS IM GOING THRU THE “MY BABY IS NOT A BABY NO MORE ” AND THE FACT THAT HER BDAY IS ON MY BDAY REMINDS ME SHE IS GROWING UP AND IM GETTING THE OLDS
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

BIBI BUENOS DIAS :2dance:
Bibi

I just changed my pic to my mini me….for two minutes
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Bibi-bew :2dance: gm babe!

WUT hey sug!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I just changed my pic to my mini me….for two minutes

YAAAY LETS MAKE IT MINI ME DAY I LUVS THE KIDS
luVn_liFe…

<—– Yup thats Me Its a Brand New day

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

LUVN THE FUNNY PART ABOUT 17 IS YOU THINK U KNOW AND U THINK LIFE IS EAZY AS UNO TWO THREE AND FIND OUT IT AINT “LET HIM LEARN.. THATS HOW HE WILL MEMMBER Maam!"

Boogie he wont be back,See he's a little manipulator,he'll be starting college at FMU Aug 10th so he's on vacation, in his delusional mind.Hey Better for me my vacay from him Starts a month sooner.
Bibi
luVn_liFe…

*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

I LUVS THE KIDS
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Luv em Now.Cause when they “FIND THEMSELVES” in my teens words you gonna have to
For what its worth he’s a great kid never had many problems out of him he Just found himself all of a sudden the hilarity of him!
luVn_liFe…

Bibi your Mini Me eeewh she’s too cute,she looks like a handful
All you Roses on here with the lil Ones…Awwwh

Me likey everyones New Gravies!
AprilRain

Kim needs to stop with the surgery. Why does Kanye have chipmonk cheeks!!!!!!
AprilRain

Or is it chimpmonk?