Tiger Woods recently confirmed rumors that he was dating Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn on his personal website.
“Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn,” he wrote. “Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy.
Vonn, 28, also confirmed their relationship on her Facebook page: “I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods,” Vonn wrote on Facebook. “Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy.”
Apparently, the happy feelings aren’t shared by Woods’ ex Elin Nordegren.
Woods, 37, who limits himself to only dating blonds, visited with his daughter Samantha, who plays for a little league baseball team.
Nordegren and Woods did not speak to each other. She sat on one end of the bleachers while Woods sat at the other end, watching his daughter play. Vonn, meanwhile, remained seated in Woods’s black Mercedes in the parking lot — for over an hour.
After the game, Woods walked his daughter to his Mercedes and the trio drove off.
They were most likely headed to his $60 million mansion on super exclusive Jupiter Island in Florida. The 10,000 square foot mansion sits on 12 lush waterfront acres and boasts a running track, 2 swimming pools, a 4-green golf course, tennis courts and a separate training facility.
Woods said about his home: “I’m excited about that and I’m even more excited about my new practice facility. It’s phenomenal.”
“If no wind is blowing, the longest club I can hit is a 7-iron. It’s also set up so I can hit shots out of my second-storey studio,” he wrote on his website.
The mansion also features his-and-hers bathrooms. a glass elevator, a boathouse and a huge guesthouse.
I guess some mofos never learn smh
THESE MEN ALWAYS HAVE A POINT TO PROVE TO THE NEW GIRLFRIEND, AS A WOMAN I WOULD WAIT TO BUILD A RELATONSHIP WITH A MAN’S DAUGHTER BEFORE I WOULD SHOW UP AT THE MAMA’S HOUSE UNINVITED REGARDLESS IF HE SAID IT WAS COOL THAT I COME, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO AS A WOMAN FEEL THINGS OUT FIRST AND OBSERVE FROM A DISTANCE AND MAKE SURE WHAT A MAN SAYS IS REALLY TRUE, THAT IT’S COOL IF YOU COME OR NOT, IF YOU ARE NOT BRINGING ME TO BE INTRODUCED THEN IT’S A CLEAR INDICATION THIS IS PROBABLY THE MAMA’S FIRST TIME LEARNING THAT I EVEN EXIST, NO NICCA I AINT GOT TIME FOR MESS
Woods, 37, who limits himself to only dating blonds,
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If that what he wants
I damn sure don’t want his lame paid azz 
not even with the money
Ohh No! That sounds like a joke. 1 hour? That is not quality time and that chic is simple for waiting in car.
More importantly
What
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and he look old
37 ashid!
That house is beautiful *sigh* wonders whats it’s like to be rich and famous
I would throw a hood birthday party on that lawn though
@Intense – Tiger don’t play by “our” rules. You know he has distanced himself from all that.
#ratchetbuthelpfuatthesametime
Tiger like them plain looking bishes, just as long as they blond
Where he get this one from, Scandanavia?
@ Jenie & Naija
<—– Tiger Woods
@shake
TRUE :coffe: WHAT WAS I THINKING
If she like it, I love it. I can’t think of too many sisters who would date him even with all that money. He is a self-hating negro. I don’t care WHAT he CLAIMED to be mixed with, a drop of chocolate syrup makes milk brown all day everyday.
So why did she just not wait at the house? Why sit in the car for an hour?
I would throw a hood birthday party on that lawn though
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@Jenie – exactly….your response is truth w/in truth. Why want someone who don’t want you? That’s his preference and he’s never strayed from that.
@Picka THANK YOU!! (from downstairs) at least now I know why folk call it an abomination.
Gagirl
hey my love
He could have been in there breaking his ex off. This is a man that will NEVER date a woman darker than presifted self rising flour. Not sure why chics is clamoring to be with a man that slept with so many women who are in the porn industry. Just ratched
I don’t care WHAT he CLAIMED
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CABLASIAN #helpful
@Tiger mister ed wants his teeth back pronto
@Naija 
at a coke and his sprite…
ALSO, no way would I wait in the car for an hour. He could have taken her to the crib or something and dropped her off. Shows the lack of respect he has for all parties.
That. House.
If he think he hurting Elin…
She BEEN fukking. 
He is only 37, Tiger looks super OLD and ole girl is 28, maybe 48
AS A WOMAN I WOULD WAIT TO BUILD A RELATONSHIP WITH A MAN’S DAUGHTER BEFORE I WOULD SHOW UP AT THE MAMA’S HOUSE UNINVITED REGARDLESS IF HE SAID IT WAS COOL THAT I COME, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO AS A WOMAN FEEL THINGS OUT FIRST AND OBSERVE FROM A DISTANCE AND MAKE SURE WHAT A MAN SAYS IS REALLY TRUE, THAT IT’S COOL IF YOU COME OR NOT, IF YOU ARE NOT BRINGING ME TO BE INTRODUCED THEN IT’S A CLEAR INDICATION THIS IS PROBABLY THE MAMA’S FIRST TIME LEARNING THAT I EVEN EXIST
^^^ agreed
SuthernBelle4 says:Where he get this one from, Scandanavia?
Thats WHERE THE XwiFes from
Downstairs: Shorten the naps @Zoe, Give the biggest feeding before bed, along with a very stimulating (tiring) bath and playtime. Do it none stop. When he gets up at night, keep everything super quiet and dark. If you feed, feed in the dark. If he is just crying, tend to him in the dark. Get a night light in the hall or something. No lamps, no tv.
Unshakable says:
@Jenie – exactly….your response is truth w/in truth. Why want someone who don’t want you? That’s his preference and he’s never strayed from that.
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Exactly not gone knock him for that. Hell that’s what he wants
NaijaGal says:
2 sprites and a coke
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:wave: Unshake what it do?
luVn_liFe… says:
SuthernBelle4 says:Where he get this one from, Scandanavia?
Thats WHERE THE XwiFes from
LOL MY BAD SWEDISH same diffrence
Tiger Woods visits with daughter while new girlfriend waits in the car for an hour
For Tiger Woods money, I’d wait in the car for 1 week if I had to. I once waited 6months for my Beau to receive an SSI settlement. That lump sum check for back pay came and we were living it up
It was my first time eating at sizzler without using a coupon…Good times…Good times 
OTB- Thanks! I will try those. Right now hubby is away, when he gets back I told him he will have nighttime duty. The boy knows my scent from a mile away. We are gone try everything.
@Naija
I remember when he said that but when he won the master’s tournament who said, “I guess we are going to have fried chicken and collard greens on the menu for his dinner” 
They ain’t say nothing about shrimp fried rice or mayonnaise sam’miches
Naija- Thanks hun.
SOooooooo bi****EZ so pressed for D in 2013 they waiting in the back of cars like a true slider while the bm and bd sit and watch jit play???
Ok. I’m letting yall know Miany aint bout that bd bm lifestyle…My personality aint set up for the fuggery
It was my first time eating at sizzler without using a coupon…Good times…Good times
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Bren you ain’t got a lick of sense
@luvn you rotten
Tiger to bright to be a coke, maybe a YooHoo or some other form of chocolate milk
Lawd Brenden bring it in
For Tiger Woods money, I’d wait in the car for 1 week if I had to. I once waited 6months for my Beau to receive an SSI settlement. That lump sum check for back pay came and we were living it up It was my first time eating at sizzler without using a coupon…Good times…Good times
you
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Reason 50 why I
Oh thats why Elin said she would rehash the marriage if he does a prenup for the other half of his money, she doesnt want this chick to have it
Goes to find some blond remy
I wish you wouldve said something sooner @Zoe.
Its just repetitive training…the same way you soothe them with swaddling, we soothe their systems and prepare them for our worlds by developing a sleep regimen.
Just dont give up. He’ll sleep thru soon.
Miany says:
SOooooooo bi****EZ so pressed for D in 2013 they waiting in the back of cars like a true slider while the bm and bd sit and watch jit play???
Ok. I’m letting yall know Miany aint bout that bd bm lifestyle…My personality aint set up for the fuggery
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Now you know only a sprite would do this right? A black woman would NOT
Just saw this on FB
Thou shall NOT
talk chit about others when yo a$$ is doing terrible!!!
Former Morning Glory, Aspiring Friend Of The Board says:
Tiger Woods visits with daughter while new girlfriend waits in the car for an hour
For Tiger Woods money, I’d wait in the car for 1 week if I had to. I once waited 6months for my Beau to receive an SSI settlement. That lump sum check for back pay came and we were living it up It was my first time eating at sizzler without using a coupon…Good times…Good times
Hey hun 
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Hey maybe she wanted to wait in the car
as big as that benz is looks more comfortable than the damn bleachers 
and hell personally I would have preferred the car 
away from bugs and others
@Diva – Nothin much, home slice! *90snostalgia
This ish right here…dumb
Hey Jen Hey Lookin **group bear hug** :hugs:
Lindsay is ridiculous. She is an accomplished skier in her own right; tons of medals, winter Olympic appearances…she did just finalize her divorce, though, so maybe she’s always wanted to ride the chocolate train, which, in this instance, really isn’t all that chocolate since he’s ‘Cablasian’….Bless his heart….
GAGIRL87 says:
Just saw this on FB
Thou shall NOT
talk chit about others when yo a$$ is doing terrible!!!
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OTB- Thanks boo. It’s hard, but I get through it. I am a softie. I HATE to hear him cry. I know I need to get out of that. Just started him on whole milk and he eats pretty good. Last night he did about 3.5 which is good for him. I am not used to this. My other two slept through the night at six months on.
They ain’t say nothing about shrimp fried rice or mayonnaise sam’miches
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exactly…call yourself what you want but all those white folks see is nigga nigga nigga, yeah
Unshakable says:
@Diva – Nothin much, home slice! *90snostalgia
@home slice!!!!
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Exactly not gone knock him for that. Hell that’s what he wants
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Not saying that with Tiger, because there was a black chick in the mix if i recall correctly… but just in general, he can be knocked as well. Gold diggers get knocked (they like one type of man).
It looks like Tiger Woods is willing to do anything to win back Elin Nordegren and the pro-golfer has now allegedly proposed, with Elin apparently ‘wanting a $350 million anti-cheating clause in the pre-nup.’
It’s more than two years since the pair got divorced, but Tiger has now proposed to his former wife during the festive period and presented her with a ring, according to the National Enquirer.
The website also reports that the 37-year-old offered Nordegren a $200 million pre-nup to the mother of his two children, but it was not enough to lure her back into the marriage and she was quick to up this and demand a $350 million anti-cheating clause in the pre-nup, reportedly.
The golfer divorced from Elin after six years of marriage, after his infamous cheating scandal with a number of women including New York socialite Rachel Uchitel.
Elin then walked away from him, along with $110 million and a joint custody of their two children, Samantha and Charlie.
However, the couple are now said to be attempting to rekindle their relationship and are said to be getting closer again: “Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date,” a source says.
“The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated a lot of models and bimbos but none of them were more than a one-night stand.”
She is reportedly renovating a $12 million estate in North Palm Beach in Florida to make her dream house.
“Tiger stopped by Elin’s rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split,” the source claims.
“It took them both by surprise but they’ve continued to find alone time when they’re both at their homes in Florida.”
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This was in Jan. I cant believe he was actually considering that shyt
jeniefrumdabloc says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Just saw this on FB
Thou shall NOT
talk chit about others when yo a$$ is doing terrible!!!
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Nope especially when you ain’t got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out off #helpful
KyCakes says:
‘Cablasian’….Bless his heart….
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Cablasian
ninja need to have a seat, if you have inkling of a drip of black blood in ya , ya Black 
Black !!!! <<< Just had a jumping the broom movie moment (Loretta Divine's voice)
So Tiger ready to settle down now. He don’t got a harem anymore. Elin is not worried, she still spending all his money building that house in FL and the one overseas.
Thanks boo. It’s hard, but I get through it. I am a softie. I HATE to hear him cry. I know I need to get out of that. Just started him on whole milk and he eats pretty good. Last night he did about 3.5 which is good for him. I am not used to this. My other two slept through the night at six months on.
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TY :hugs: Tiger is insecure. I’m not angry at dude anymore. After reading those text messages, and seeing his obsession with the Black man’s penis…I get it. This is why he dates who he dates…He doesn’t think he can meet the standards with you Sistas…And can you blame him? Yall won’t even accept a lil foreskin, let alone a peen that looks like an innie…
@TY
“sources” said is Daughter was begging them to get back together
SHYTE That Y Eldrick up there posing in these redic PHOTOS
NaijaGal says:
They ain’t say nothing about shrimp fried rice or mayonnaise sam’miches
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exactly…call yourself what you want but all those white folks see is nigga nigga nigga, yeah
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“Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coup”
And I DO NOT be quoting Kanye’s dumb azz at all…
If my memory is correct that chunky chic…bore and tore all kinds of ligaments and bones in one of her legs. Is she going to be skiing again. She ain’t dumb. She probably reserached and viewed all kinds of porn to keep up with that monkey man.
I know some of you watch Black Ink. I do NOT like Ceasar. I think he is a deadbeat. Dutchess is a big dummy for dealing with a dude like that. She seems so pressed. The fact that he said oh ____ when she said I went to the doctor shows he is a bum AND they raw dogging. Next week he outside the courthouse calling the ex all sorts of ____ and telling her to slob his knob.
OutsidetheBox says:
Thanks boo. It’s hard, but I get through it. I am a softie. I HATE to hear him cry. I know I need to get out of that. Just started him on whole milk and he eats pretty good. Last night he did about 3.5 which is good for him. I am not used to this. My other two slept through the night at six months on.
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…or Benadryl?
Sorry…
Just Looking says:
If my memory is correct that chunky chic…bore and tore all kinds of ligaments and bones in one of her legs. Is she going to be skiing again. She ain’t dumb. She probably reserached and viewed all kinds of porn to keep up with that monkey man.
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All of what Bren said.
Insecure as hell. I think it stems from not knowing who he is (cablanasian, a failure by parents imo).
As a parent to a multi-racial child, you should prolly be preparing them early on.
“Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coup”
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Realest lyrics he ever said. When folks gone learn.
KyCakes says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Thanks boo. It’s hard, but I get through it. I am a softie. I HATE to hear him cry. I know I need to get out of that. Just started him on whole milk and he eats pretty good. Last night he did about 3.5 which is good for him. I am not used to this. My other two slept through the night at six months on.
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3.5? Lord, Bless you. I am a softie too, but I got all of them to sleep thru the night. Did you try co-sleeping already?
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…or Benadryl?
Sorry…
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OTB- We do cosleep, I think that is half the issue.
Ky- I have thought about a few nights, my mom suggested gin.
I know some of you watch Black Ink. I do NOT like Ceasar. I think he is a deadbeat. Dutchess is a big dummy for dealing with a dude like that. She seems so pressed. The fact that he said oh ____ when she said I went to the doctor shows he is a bum AND they raw dogging. Next week he outside the courthouse calling the ex all sorts of ____ and telling her to slob his knob
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All of this! Dutchess thinks she is about to make a come up, from being with Ceasar. And really, he did not have to do all that with the bm on tv. shame
PhatCakes
He ill one now.. 
At least some melatonin! lolol
let Tiger live
yup look at President Obama…we know his momma was a sprite and his pops the original RC Cola and what did those Fox 4 folks do? photoshop his face on a tribal man…Tiger may be trying to fcuk the black out of his lineage but watch his daugther get with the blackest nigguh out there “but daddy, I luve him”
The fact that he said oh ____ when she said I went to the doctor shows he is a bum AND they raw dogging
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But wait, she has not known him for 20 minutes and they raw doggin?! smdh
The sweedish nanny don’t care, she has moved on…read she was dating a BILLIONAIRE.
I know yall joking but, don’t to the Benadryl. I know someone who was doing that shyt to her kid and now he has no immunity to anydamnedthing.
We do cosleep, I think that is half the issue.
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2 Sprites and Dr. Pepper.
Nakeya- They humped in Vegas and they had just started “dating”. The fact is face fell when she said she went to the doctor shows what type of man she dealing with. A real man first response would be is everything okay. I understand being upset about a “unplanned pregnancy”, but your first response?
Don’t get me started on Teddy. You admit you raw dogged a chick, but then say she trapped you. Boy you are not a catch.
Linsey is from from my neck of the woods, MN. (no pun intended .. and yes, she is Scandinavian…
OTB I tried to email you. I like the moral dilemmas presented in the books JP writes…. Her newest one is the Storyteller and it was great! MzD she has one written about a boy with autism called House Rules and also covers the school shooting phenomena in Nineteen Minutes.
Calablasian…Instead of being mad at his Black lineage for giving him color, you’d think he’d be upset with the blood line that stunted his genital growth
Then again maybe that’s why he publicly embraces his Asian heritage as his defining heritage. Knowing he’s Asian, women won’t expect much when he drops his drawls…Aint easy living up to those Mandingo fallacies 
For serious though…you don’t give it to him ery’ damn night, but occasionally…but maybe cutting out the naps would be good. Especially that three PM shuteye…I know if I fall asleep at 3PM< it's a wrap for the night time zzz's…I bet you once he gets a taste of that good sleepin, like that drool on your pillow good sleeping, there'll be no looking back…
Dr. Pepper.
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don’t do my DP like that…DP ain’t never done nothing to nobody
OTB- He will wake up, milk me, then lay there for a bit and go back to sleep, but he wakes up a lot to milk me. I am in the process of weaning. Hopefully it will be soon. I try not to complain, but I am running on E.
Dr Pepper? I was thinking Seagrams. Aint his daddy mixed too? Maybe cream soda..
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Woods, 37, who limits himself to only dating blonds,
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If that what he wants I damn sure don’t want his lame paid azz not even with the money
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Earl Woods’ mother, Maude Woods was of mixed African and European ancestry. Woods’ siblings ranged from fairly dark to very light; he remembered that his grandmother Carter, a Mulatto, was “the prettiest blonde you ever saw.”
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:smh: should have been
Nope especially when you ain’t got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out off #helpful
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@ Diva & Jenie I know right people do too much
Don’t get me started on Teddy
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the way “bitch” easily falls out his mouth when talking about females…he must have momma issues
Afta-noon!
Teddy must munch da heyul outta some snatch cuz dude is wack. His personality ain’t even cute. I can see if he was a schmoove big dude like my boo Gerald Levert.
He a ole’ fat sloppy smedium shirt wearing arse jerk that gets off of treating women like crap due to his own insecurities.
<<< Addicted to Benadryl…due to my allergy…well to everything. I take one every single night. For like well…shyt. Forever
Decade? Cant sleep without it. 
I need to go to rehab.
@ Dimpz
Nakeya- They humped in Vegas and they had just started “dating”. The fact is face fell when she said she went to the doctor shows what type of man she dealing with. A real man first response would be is everything okay. I understand being upset about a “unplanned pregnancy”, but your first response?
Don’t get me started on Teddy. You admit you raw dogged a chick, but then say she trapped you. Boy you are not a catch
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You can’t get all upset when you KNOW nothing was used to prevent pregnancy. And all that checking Dutchess like to do with everyone else, she should of checked him for the lack of responce. And Teddy is a straight up and down clown. How can someone trap you, when you yourself made no moves to strap up? He is a bumb. Period.
NaijaGal says:
Don’t get me started on Teddy
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the way “bitch” easily falls out his mouth when talking about females…he must have momma issues
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All of em dudes quick to utter that word ain’t they?
Yeah that 3pm nap would have to
He get floor time? I would have those other kids tiring his ass all the way out. Use what you got to get what you want-Mommy Role Quote™
Nakeya_j says:
So why did she just not wait at the house? Why sit in the car for an hour?
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OTB- He will wake up, milk me, then lay there for a bit and go back to sleep, but he wakes up a lot to milk me. I am in the process of weaning. Hopefully it will be soon. I try not to complain, but I am running on E.
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can I get a refill
can I get a re-re-refilllllllllll
*sorry couldn’t resist
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don’t do my DP like that…DP ain’t never done nothing to nobody
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Well we will call him…MR. PIBB
I bet Tiger has a little peen.
So from this title….my hubby and I weren’t together when lil raz was born. After he was born I went to stay with my mommy because ol mr razz was acting like a dyck head and ain’t really wanna help. He came by my moms house so we could discuss some things and so he could visit with the baby. His dumb ass girl friend waited in the care for two hrs. In the middle of July in Kansas.
why she ain’t drop him off and come back I have the slightest clue. But that want the first time she did some dumb shyt like that lol
the way “bitch” easily falls out his mouth when talking about females…he must have momma issues
Anyone who dates him at this point after seeing how he is on the show, is a dummy.
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Yup.
@gagirl you got a instagram?
THAKS NIKK
I have two titles on my wish list already. Sister’s Keeper or something like that? And Story Teller.
We talk about how Colin Kaepernick shaded a ho & left that groupie stranded at the airport yet?
All of em dudes quick to utter that word ain’t they?
really the only one I like is Sassy…I see Alex got her next fcuk all lined up with Walt’s “life ain’t been no crystal stair” ass
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girl….yes…I think once they all take a flea bath things will start to get better
OTB- Yes, most of the day is floor time or we go on walks when it’s nice in the stroller. When the kids get home they play with him and everything. I don’t know where this energy come from. Other moms say some kids don’t need as much sleep.
NAIJA-
Why is that his calm down song?!
NaijaGal says:
All of em dudes quick to utter that word ain’t they?
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girl….yes…I think once they all take a flea bath things will start to get better really the only one I like is Sassy…I see Alex got her next fcuk all lined up with Walt’s “life ain’t been no crystal stair” ass
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I felt like schit cuz I was laffing at him crying. Not at his situation, but the WAY he was
Dutchess checks EVERYONE but that fool. She scared she gone lose that half of a half of a half of a male. All them duded disrespectful.
Well we will call him…MR. PIBB
cause I can’t stand that nasty ass drink 
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His dumb ass girl friend waited in the care for two hrs. In the middle of July in Kansas.
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Let her simple ass be hot then. Why would she do that? It’s not liek you can see inside the house, so why sit there? Foolishnes.
Why I haven’t been seriously impressed with none of the work I have seen ANY of them do though? I mean, NOTHING!!! Like, when I got to New York…I’m hitting up Black Ink
Dutchess checks EVERYONE but that fool. She scared she gone lose that half of a half of a half of a male. All them duded disrespectful.
by lovezoe on Mar 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm
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So 1/8 of a man?
Bombshell- The fact she came to see him instead of using paying her tuition?! When will these groupies learn?
Dutchess checks EVERYONE but that fool. She scared she gone lose that half of a half of a half of a male. All them duded disrespectful.
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Lose what? Really, what does he bring to the table that is worth anything? He can’t even run his business right, how can he run a household?
My estranged husband be leaving hoes in his car for maybe not an hour…but for a grip. And then he will say some shyt like “Well we are getting ready to go..”
WE?
Yeah XXX <<< (insert flavor of the monff name right here) is in the car…
NUKKA you done came in here and ate a plate and watched a whole HALF of basketball and that bish in the CAR????
@Bombshell – Yeah, I read that pitfull story, and that TRICK is TIRED. Everybody knows (Phareda’s voice) That you get him to pay for the entire flight and lodging and food.
When these young girls gonna learn.
Source: RETIRED
Carry on
Nakeya-I’m on mobile edition right now gimme 6 min to get to my desk and ill break it down how simp this chick is.
Why did Dutchess go arm in arm with dude to child support court. You say the ex bitter, yet you bring the new chick to court with you?!
Why I haven’t been seriously impressed with none of the work I have seen ANY of them do though? I mean, NOTHING!!! Like, when I got to New York…I’m hitting up Black Ink
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Because the work they do is not the best of anything. It’s just ok.
OTB-Sister’s Keeper is the book on which the Cameron Diaz movie was based. I seen the hardest of grown men crying in that movie… :smdh:
lovezoe says:
Bombshell- The fact she came to see him instead of using paying her tuition?! When will these groupies learn?
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lovezoe says:
Don’t get me started on Teddy. You admit you raw dogged a chick, but then say she trapped you. Boy you are not a catch.
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What we ta’mbout…black ink?
O i’on watch that show
Thats kind of..if he has a lot of energy, he NEEDS sleep and eats to supply the demand..
They say about 15 hours is what they need, but most kids get the 12. Maybe try killing that late afternoon nap, move it to 1 or 2 that way he can be getting up at 3ish. The morning nap should be earlier, maybe even 9ish, 10. I know that seems early, but think of a school’s schedule: K grades typically eat lunch at 10:30.
Wake at 6ish. Nap @10ish. Nap @2ish. Bed at 7ish-9ish? He will sleep till 6.
Why did Dutchess go arm in arm with dude to child support court. You say the ex bitter, yet you bring the new chick to court with you?!
See Dutchess is gonna be the clown writing the letters to the child support jail, talking that I’m a hold you down shyt. Mind you he just gave you the shyt face when you said you went to the doctor.
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Mind you , it never crossed her mind as to why her “man” and the bm keep going bak and forth to court. If she is so smart and her man is so paying the support order, then why can’t you tell him he needs reciepts or the account?! Oh ok.
lovezoe says:
Why did Dutchess go arm in arm with dude to child support court. You say the ex bitter, yet you bring the new chick to court with you?!
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Now THAT annoyed me! Dude, that was so uncouth (sp). If yo bish ain’t going to help you pay right here and right now, don’t bring that heaux. Men be doing the most sometimes.
Not sure why Dutchess is pressed about him. I stopped watching when she closed the diner down…She was DOING TOO MUCH. He is as ready to settle down as Pimp with a bottom Bytch.
KABYEYOU says:
@gagirl you got a instagram?
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Not anymore do you?
Awe Zoe
I vote shake up his routine, and tire his little butt out. You are the Boss! 
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Nakeya_j says:
the way “bitch” easily falls out his mouth when talking about females…he must have momma issues
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Yup. Anyone who dates him at this point after seeing how he is on the show, is a dummy.
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I feel a certain kind of way of folks that talk Bword and Nword like that’s cool vocabulary.
Nakeya- EXACTLY! He has no control over his business or his employees.
OTB- I will try all your suggestions! Thanks so much!
@Nikke are all the Sprite chicks from Minnesota, Amazons? We got a few on our basketball team and the are huge!
@OTB, I am feeling that comment, I know people have preferences but sometimes I feel certain people cloak their prejudice in preference. Especially in this case.
ya’ll got me crying over here
If yo bish ain’t going to help you pay right here and right now, don’t bring that heaux
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Right! Clowns.
He is as ready to settle down as Pimp with a bottom Bytch.
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Ice T & CoCo…ten years strong
Yall talmbout Teddy Riley?! Yall know he is gay right?
If that’s not the Teddy yall talmbout, well never mind…
MY Sister’s keeper is such a sad story.
has tiger EVER have black puzzy?
Just Looking says:
@Bombshell – Yeah, I read that pitfull story, and that TRICK is TIRED. Everybody knows (Phareda’s voice) That you get him to pay for the entire flight and lodging and food. When these young girls gonna learn.
Source: RETIRED
Carry on
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Guess she missed the that lesson in Groupie101…
I feel a certain kind of way of folks that talk Bword and Nword like that’s cool vocabulary.
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CoCo out in Vegas tricking….
I hope the next child support chick Caesar gives ole girl she go to the dentist and get that mouf fixed. Everytime she comes on the TV, I start
Ceasear should have went to the court when the child was first born. Dudes gone learn just giving BM a little bit of change that’s not how the government works. Shoes and back to school clothes does not count as support.
ion think Cease has a license and/or car cause Dutchess is always driving
I feel a certain kind of way of folks that talk Bword and Nword like that’s cool vocabulary
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Erica Mena is trash and Ms. Jewel knows it, but it seems like Rich has a type: ratchets
Not anymore do you?
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*sigh* yes i do, same as my twitter name…diva has that
Who Dat says:
<<< Addicted to Benadryl…due to my allergy…well to everything. I take one every single night. For like well…shyt. Forever Decade? Cant sleep without it.
I need to go to rehab.
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Don't feel bad. I simply cannot live without benadryl. MF here at work made me take one when his LOUD cologne sent my allergies into straight OVERDRIVE!!!
Why did Dutchess go arm in arm with dude to child support court. You say the ex bitter, yet you bring the new chick to court with you?!
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B/c Crystana is country as fugg that’s why. In Lincolnton, NC that is how its done. Come on baby…lets go to child support court.
Only in America!
DTTS- Nope, that’s the girl name on Black Ink.
Shoes and back to school clothes does not count as support.
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The blood of Jesus. Please say it again, cuz they don’t hear you!!! smd
spongebobfan says:
has tiger EVER have black puzzy?
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The only chick who didn’t come out with the rest of the harem was a blk professional married woman… & this still didn’t teach him
Guess she missed the that lesson in Groupie101…
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1. Get pregnant
MY Sister’s keeper is such a sad story.
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Talkn bout she tired of his baby momz. Whoa………Dutchess. You crossing the line there. You don’t know what he does or doesn’t do for lil mama. You only know what he tells you. He must not be doing what he is supposed to do. Most moms want the fathers just to do their part. We have some clowns that don’t act right, but they just want you do what you supposed to do. He flying mofoes to Vegas, and paying a well known tatoo artist to put that ugly schit that look like chest hair on your chest…yeah, I’m dragging his arse back to court. He got extra income apparently.
@Bombshell – That ain’t even about being a groupie, it’s just common sense. It’s the “first date” rule. I shall not open my purse, but to get some lip gloss out.
There needs to be some tutorials for these simple arse women.
NAIJA- When you don’t pay support in VA, the DLs is one of the first thing they take.
NaijaGal says:
Guess she missed the that lesson in Groupie101…
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1. Get pregnant
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@SouthernBelle… We are where the Noric and Vikings settled. Yes, there are some glamazons in these parts…. with that white blond hair.
@DTTS – Exactly….too bad many of our youth as well as other races have a different viewpoint. I aleays wonder what happened to Black men like the ones in the 40s-70s? Not necessarily the epitome of perfection, but definitely a different standard.
#longgonearethosedays
does anybody know what school Dutchess graduated from? One of my homies spotted her at a NCCU game
Oh OTB
Gimme your best oneliner sentence
But for real I’m talmbout when folks use it for every other word. I have a friend that hangs with a gay guy and he uses the B word like he gets paid to say it!
Nakeya- When I was in the hospital after giving birth (in NE) he and his old chick drove up from ks. had no problem with her being there as he didn’t have a care yet. we had only been out of hs a year and some change so he aint have no real credit. she drops him off at the hospital in down town omaha and drives around aimlessly for an hour and a half. dont know anybody in omaha, dont know the area and the area where the hospital was was on the lines of good down town and rough down town, if you catch me. In this time, she could have picked up some food for herself, gotten a hotel for the two of them, or hell sit in the effing lobby and wait on him i didn’t care.
them simps be down for they boo though.
B/c Crystana is country as fugg that’s why
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Which is why Im not on the dutchess is dumb train.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Yall talmbout Teddy Riley?! Yall know he is gay right?
If that’s not the Teddy yall talmbout, well never mind…
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SERIOUSLY :homoswitch:?!?! I NEVER HEARD THAT!!!
OTB.. Read Sing Me Home… I havent gotten to discuss it with anyone yet….
@Nikke I thought so, between where I live and Minnesota, I ain’t never seen white folks this big. Just tall and solid for no damn reason, lol
paying a well known tatoo artist to put that ugly schit that look like chest hair on your chest…
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thought I was crazy cause I didn’t remember her having that tatt when the show first started…now it all fits
has tiger EVER had black puzzy?
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When he gets some he not gonna know how to act
HE. IS. NOT. READYYYYYYYY
(Jay-Z voice..I Just Wanna Love You)
Gimme your best oneliner sentence
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1-liner? I couldnt if I tried.
#verbose 
Just Looking says:
@Bombshell – That ain’t even about being a groupie, it’s just common sense. It’s the “first date” rule. I shall not open my purse, but to get some lip gloss out.
There needs to be some tutorials for these simple arse women.
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True but every woman know to always carry “vexx” money as my mama calls it incase that negro starts to act a fool… These hoes today are the worst they will do just about anything for a photo to post on IG and a RT…
Bedazzle… “hospital in down town omaha”
University or Creighton?
spongebobfan says:
has tiger EVER have black puzzy?
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nope… he too busy trying to be a thug to these “sprites”… yall remember those text messages
I am not saying the ex is innocent, but is attitude towards women sucks which makes me think he IS a bum. You let VH1 pay for yall to go to Vegas, yet you can’t get them to catch you up on CS. Please. I will say again dudes gone learn to just go to court and get on government CS instead of directly giving old girl money.
In Lincolnton, NC that is how its done. Come on baby…lets go to child support court.
Date Night
NaijaGal says:
paying a well known tatoo artist to put that ugly schit that look like chest hair on your chest…
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thought I was crazy cause I didn’t remember her having that tatt when the show first started…now it all fits
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Yep! Cease said it’s $200 just for a consultation with the dude. His name I can’t remember. But, he is supposed to be big cheese in the industry.
When you don’t pay support in VA, the DLs is one of the first thing they take.
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never u/s this logic though but yeah I think they do that in TX as well, and pretty much every state
does anybody know what school Dutchess graduated from? One of my homies spotted her at a NCCU game
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NC A&T. Cum laude. Business Mgmt. Minor in Visual Arts.
We used to recruit graphic designers for the newspaper from their VA program.
@lovezoe I agree with you, I am pretty sure that bm is tacky but watching the preview last night seeing him call her all types of derogatory names let’s me know he is a bum
@NikkeMinxx says:
Bedazzle… “hospital in down town omaha” University or Creighton?
It’s the same hospital Farrah from Teen mom gave birth in.
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I think it’s the university. It’s near some greek restaurant and some bank with a heart on the sign. It’s what tricare paid for
NAIJA- Me either. If you don”t have DLs, how you gone get to work and pay the back CS?
It was a trick question
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Unshakable, AND THEN you have other races saying it, like it’s cool, that ain’t cool, they wouldn’t want everybody calling them their derogatory names
thanks @KDub I didn’t know she was an Aggie, alright. She may have ratchet tendencies but at least ole girl is smart
Not in IL. But in WI they lock ya ass UP! #clink-clink
I will say again dudes gone learn to just go to court and get on government CS instead of directly giving old girl money.
Yup! Because up until it’s “ordered”, it’s nothing but a “gift”. Here.
This bish is giving me a Carmen Electra vibe
There is this place in downtown Baltimore called The Rice Company. You have never experienced a food orgy in ur mouth until u eat this rytcheer
What did you have there Doc?
Talkn bout she tired of his baby momz. Whoa………Dutchess. You crossing the line there. You don’t know what he does or doesn’t do for lil mama. You only know what he tells you. He must not be doing what he is supposed to do. Most moms want the fathers just to do their part. We have some clowns that don’t act right, but they just want you do what you supposed to do. He flying mofoes to Vegas, and paying a well known tatoo artist to put that ugly schit that look like chest hair on your chest…yeah, I’m dragging his arse back to court. He got extra income apparently.
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Dutchess better be careful that she does not end up being the next bm that his next gf is tired of. Hummm. Chile bye. And if Dutchess is not dumb, then ok. But she is doing some dumb shyt. And if you can be in Vegas on dates and shyt and paying for tats then you should be able to pay this child support.
It was print on demand…that is self-publishing.
In my opinion, the person is not a good writer. Terri McMillan is not a good writer either. She is a good storyteller. But this RL person is neither. The novella was a good public service announcement. However, it would benefit this writer to join a writer’s guild. When I first joined mine, I saw my writing improve within a matter of months. I was sent back to the drawing board several times. If you have not already done so, I suggest reading a Stephen King or C.S. Lewis novel. Then you will see the truest definition of a great writer and great story teller.
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My bookprinted in 2009, so I see a publishing house listed. Thanks for the suggestions. Ive already read Narnia and and I dont typically enjoy horror fiction but I have read many Stephen King books. My favorite authors are Toni Morrison and Zora Neale Hurston, for ref.
I write myself, so i try to stay in tune to what is good and bad writing. As far as who is and isnt talented at writing, I think it was stephen king who said if you write and somebody pays you for it and you used that to pay the light bill, he “considers you talented..”
Im paraphrasing but looks like R. L. Davis got a cosign @DNDM
Don’t travel to India ladies
I’m hungry… what ya’ll having for lunch? #Nosey
She may have ratchet tendencies but at least ole girl is smart
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Yes she is. I think its a lifestyle/cultural diff. She gives off that country mouse goes to the city vibe sometimes. I like her alot though
@DTTS in the state of VA, they take away your DL then they lock you up. I let my son’s father pay me at first, then when he found out I bought a he started forgetting….I wrote the Commonweath Attorneys at the state level they filed on my behalf and even picked the court date.
Don’t travel to India ladies
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What did you have there Doc?
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I don’t know if it qualifies as authentic Chinese though. They behind the counter speaking Spanish 
I had spicy chicken w/ white rice and veggies
OutsidetheBox says:
Don’t travel to India ladies
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Not unless you wanna get handled.
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In front of your dude
Nakeya- That’s exactly what’s going to happen. I said the same thing to hubby. He gone end up talking about her just like he talking about the current ex.
No comment on tiger or the blonde gold diggers he screws …,but that is a nice house though. Speaking if houses according to the associated press R Kelly’s foreclosed mansion sold yesterday
They are some sickos! :puke:
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Looking, mofos always counting your money, and act dumb for nothing!
Yes she is. I think its a lifestyle/cultural diff. She gives off that country mouse goes to the city vibe sometimes. I like her alot though
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Me too. A whole lot. She was on the professional track but she interned somewhere doing tatts (cali maybe?) and thats all it took.
I think Cease likes her cause she smart and “young and getting it”. He is attracted to the knowledge and the fiest, imo. The thing with Cease is thats one of them manipulating dudes. Dutchess is country through and though…you pay some attn to her and yall “go together”.
Cease just saw some potential; not necessarily tryna wife.
Yeah, Ceaser is crazy…Dutchess really is a smart chic. My sista loves her and said she also graduated like 10 or 11 in high school class. They may only have been 100 students but still…..
what ya’ll having for lunch?
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Flax bread turkey sammich and watermelon w truvia.
I’ll be hungry in 20mins.
Ladies have you ever had, when you were manless, had the need to be just huuuuggggged really hard and needed your lips to be kissed until they were puffy?
In front of your dude
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Well, his wife was fine, but the rest of them hoes look like “Tuesday Night Strippers.”
Dutchess is country through and though
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Yeah, that’s how Southern Belles get down
<<<<—– You date to marry. It's just how you were raised. But you pose to be selective. I learnt after the first mistake.
They behind the counter speaking Spanish
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OutsidetheBox says:
In front of your dude
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and then murdered cause you enticed somebody.
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Tiger be liking them basic azz yt hoes mayne.
Well, his wife was fine, but the rest of them hoes look like “Tuesday Night Strippers.”
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We here bruh. I be too disappointed.
OutsidetheBox says:
what ya’ll having for lunch?
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Flax bread turkey sammich and watermelon w truvia. I’ll be hungry in 20mins.
I went to Uncle Julio’s for their 1$ tacos… yummmy…I’ll be gassy in 20mins……
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*pops top to Febreeze…..
OutsidetheBox says:
In front of your dude
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and then murdered cause you enticed somebody.
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The gheys think they have a battle. Women still fighting a war to this day.
*sigh* yes i do, same as my twitter name…diva has that
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What you *sighing* for lol
I’ll find you on twittah though
“Tuesday Night Strippers.”
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This part tho.
Im mad I know exactly what kind that ill..
Lunch – 3 bottles of Sparkling water greek yogurt with gronola.
Ladies have you ever had, when you were manless, had the need to be just huuuuggggged really hard and needed your lips to be kissed until they were puffy?
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know plenty of educated females who get caught up with nigguhs
…watching Love Hip Hop when Mandy asked Yandy’s mom for permission, she said I don’t really know you…made me go 
how you dating dude 6 years, have a baby, live with him and your moms don’t know him…found it interesting
Just Looking says:
Lunch – 3 bottles of Sparkling water greek yogurt with gronola.
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You on a fast?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
at all deez hoes talkin bout they wouldn’t date Tiger. Yeah, ok.
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I’d date him…for the money. I wouldn’t spend it all wild like. I’d first invest. then spend a few thousand a month. mostly on the kids though.
Yeah, that’s how Southern Belles get down
<<<<—– You date to marry. It's just how you were raised. But you pose to be selective. I learnt after the first mistake.
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My backwards ass is having a hell of a time teaching this to the girls. I know them bishes side eyeing me. 
NaijaGal says:
know plenty of educated females who get caught up with nigguhs …watching Love Hip Hop when Mandy asked Yandy’s mom for permission, she said I don’t really know you…made me go how you dating dude 6 years, have a baby, live with him and your moms don’t know him…found it interesting
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When Yandy was crying I was like…dang, dem big ole eyes got her whole face wetter than a mug. Looked like she splashed water on her face
NaijaGal says:
know plenty of educated females who get caught up with nigguhs …watching Love Hip Hop when Mandy asked Yandy’s mom for permission, she said I don’t really know you…made me go how you dating dude 6 years, have a baby, live with him and your moms don’t know him…found it interesting
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Girl it can be done
she gotta be ashamed of that ninja deep down and just dont truly want to admit it 
Agreed @Naija.
I just dont think this one is dumb per se, just dumb to the games of love!
@BEDAZZLED
“at all deez hoes talkin bout they wouldn’t date Tiger. Yeah, ok.
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I’d date him…for the money. I wouldn’t spend it all wild like. I’d first invest. then spend a few thousand a month. mostly on the kids though.”
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Man, one thing I respect bout Tiger, that nigga was serious bout his paper. That nigga ain’t give one of them hoes a few hundred bucks to stop her from getting evicted! He told that hoe “I ain’t got it” (actual quote!)!!
I been rootin for that ninja ever since I read that chit.
(the hoe was fat and ugly too)
what ya’ll having for lunch?
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Just got some shrimp fried rice and Im pissed becasue there are no shrimp at the bottom
OTB – I’ve never thought Dutchess was dumb but I’ve seen her as a user, i.e. a comeupper of sorts…that’s the vibe I get…as soon as someone with better connections comes along she’ll be out
@MzT – No, just just how I eat. I’ll probably eat some beans about 3 if they are done by then. However, I don’t eat meat.
I’ve got a new sprite in my office that is testing me!!!!!!
this muthafukka better back the fugg up…..