The TV movie “Being Mary Jane,” starring Gabrielle Union and Omari Hardwick, aired last night on BET Network. Union, 40, plays a successful TV news anchor who believes her job, her salary and her material possessions are her biggest achievements in life. But she fails at maintaining a stable relationship with a man. Like most high achievers, Mary Jane believes a man is the missing piece of her puzzle and that she deserves a man to make her life complete.
“Being Mary Jane” is a microcosm of urban life; featuring a strong black woman who supports her entire family, including her sick mother, her pregnant teenage niece, and her unemployed brother and his Caucasian baby mama, who all live together in the same house. “Having babies cannot be your biggest achievement in life,” she scolds her teenage niece who is 8 months pregnant with her second child. Her niece’s boyfriend also knocked up another girl who is 6 months pregnant.
Eventually Mary Jane, the ultimate achiever, realizes that her dreams of meeting a man who will Love only her — and no other woman (or man) are unrealistic. So she plots to “steal” a man’s sperm to impregnate herself. Mary Jane is a 40-year-old single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
“Being Mary Jane” will air as a series on BET in Network in January 2014.
I actually enjoyed what I saw last night with this show
Its blocked here but my mentor gave excellent commentary on this. I will check it out when I get home
I only caught 20 min. but I taped it
WTH was EBT thinking 
Your target audience is sleep during this time we have to work 
Might watch the rest tonight
Morning Roses & Thorns :wave:
I’d have watched had I known Omari was in it.
:whew:
OMG. Why is the witness skyping in being toyed with with all of these pop in calls. People are SUCH buttholes. This is a serious crime! They should write down who was calling and track them.
Gabbrielle can still kick rocks
Omari is fine as fugg I’d smash
Ty says:
I only caught 20 min. but I taped it WTH was EBT thinking Your target audience is sleep during this time we have to work
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i already commented on this. I will give it a chance. it’s scripted. they are few and far between. i don’t find the character likable. I find her harsh, hypocrtical, desperate and confused but pretty. I also tired of seeing her butt cheeks
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
I thought the show was okay. More than likely, I will continue to watch. Because the reality of it is…Being Mary Jane, is somewhat aligned to most of our lives, oppose to what Olivia Pope’s would ever be!
Betamax82 says:
Omari is fine as fugg I’d smash
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steph L says:
I thought the show was okay. More than likely, I will continue to watch. Because the reality of it is…Being Mary Jane, is somewhat aligned to most of our lives, oppose to what Olivia Pope’s would ever be!
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Totally agree
I would not be financially supporting all those big grown ass folk only mama & daddy
OMG. Why is the witness skyping in being toyed with with all of these pop in calls
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I really didn’t even know you could skype in testimony?? So if I get Jury duty, can I skype that too?
I forgot about the stolen sperm
You are right Gabby this is so much better than Scandal. I could see how you both might be confused though. Sleeping with married men and all :okay:
I just don’t like her teeth-clenching azz :woot:
The.End.
BUT I will watch a fine azz man
Posters #0-15 
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MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you
*snickers*
DTTS: Tuh. Hey.
WIT YO FACE @$$
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I just don’t like her teeth-clenching azz
The.End.
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I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though
MzDimplez1123 says:
I’d have watched had I known Omari was in it.
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OK. Hellogoodbye. I.LOVE.HIM!!!!!!!!
However, it sounds like Gabby played the same character she usually plays. Uppity, somewhat succesful, black valley girl twatwaffle. (Kinda like how she comes across in real life) She just lucked up on a decent script. She’s a lamewad.
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
DTTS
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missmiami says:
I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though
Ditto to your comment &22! 
Hey MsNewBooty
missmiami says:
I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though
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That’s what I get too
she made like she was playing a different role 
seems the same to me
WELP MS.TAKE MISSED OUT AGANE!
Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
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Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
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You ain’t never lied! Because the pickings are slim NOW!
The chick on the witness stand look like Blossum
Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love
*crowds under the other side* :shade:
Fay
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
What chu thought this was?
MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you
*snickers*
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*the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
I figured it out. Just like I told you I would.
Fay Fay
Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
i sure hope not, but the way it’s going?
Betamax82 says:
Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love
ION really have time for tv, but I’ll watch it once it comes to netflix. Shoutout to New Girl :woot:
Betamax82 says:
Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love
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Can’t disagree with that
Oh no
you must be MissTaken says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
What chu thought this was?
MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you
*snickers*
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*the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
I figured it out. Just like I told you I would.
You ain't got to lie, Craig!
single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am single.
My uterus has a purpose?
Why aint nobody tell me.
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
i sure hope not, but the way it’s going?
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Chile
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)
Jen-nay!!
gm mami. yth it aint 5 yet dammit?? 
If Mary Jane wants to get knocked …couldnt she have just asked ole boy to take the rubba off? I dont get that?
Cause I am sure he woulda been down.
Like :wave: and then
Come on nah…
*the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
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Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.
*cues Cuzzzz, I love Yewwwww*
#OHOHOHOHOH
(the word ‘purpose’ made me think of that)
I loved the wife too.
Shut her azz all the way down.
Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?
Who Dat says:
single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am single.
My uterus has a purpose?
Why aint nobody tell me.
girrrl hubby made his apperntment to get his vasectomy yesterday!
aug 9th! 
:jack: <—sperm free
jeniefrumdabloc says:
The chick on the witness stand look like Blossum
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Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
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Regardless if you gay or straight, the pickins’ already slim AF. Don’t nobody know what it means to stay faithful or to be true in 2013. Deceit and Gold digging is the way of the world. I feel for EVERYBODY in 10 years, chit.
Sandra Rose says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
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Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.
Sandra Rose says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
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Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.
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FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
heyyyy my prayin fwend! DTTS u ready for the 4th? :fireworks:
Jen-nay!! gm mami. yth it aint 5 yet dammit??
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I’m out of here at 1:30
@Auntie I cool
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
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for a good day at least, my body clock hasn’t caught back up YET!
I wanna sleep!
69 says:
Sandra Rose says:
MissTaken says:
they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
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I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
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Regardless if you gay or straight, the pickins’ already slim AF. Don’t nobody know what it means to stay faithful or to be true in 2013. Deceit and Gold digging is the way of the world. I feel for EVERYBODY in 10 years, chit.
awww pookie!
At home watching catfish on the DVR. Did this fool say he was car jacked and run over by the car
single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who Dat says:
I am single.
My uterus has a purpose?
Why aint nobody tell me.
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Um, yea, it’s not there for decoration.
*the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Told yall I always envisoned the clerks to be like >>>
At Lane Bryant and the wide shoulder’d women’s boutique.
Sandra Rose says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
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Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.
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So which one is it Sandra, because you contradict yourself all the time?
Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out.
I’m out of here at 1:30
:rollseyes:
ole braggin azz! :rollseyes: #salty
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girrrl me tew! i mean like FOR REAL! imma do my hair in mini-twists between tonight & tomorrow, fill orders and 
#inthatorder
DTTS
Decorated Punany
It’s slim pickens for men and women
a lot of these women ain’t shyt either 
Who Dat says:
*the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Told yall I always envisoned the clerks to be like >>>
At Lane Bryant and the wide shoulder’d women’s boutique.
I caught the last hour or so after Catfish…was wired and needed something to go to sleep to
It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t amazing. She played a combination of “Deliver Us from Eva” with a splash of…shyt she just did that movie but the extended version.
She had me
When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…
Them men were nice though
does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
We need a skiing emo, like :swoosh:
My uterus has already had life in it @Sandra.
So now it is for decorative purposes only.
But when the WIFE READ Gabby though…I was like YESSS SIOVAUGHN YAAAS
When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…
Huh?
Well?
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
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does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
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I just think it was a whole bunch of yt drunk men in wigs signing some papers.
Gigi26 says:
She had me When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…
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:stop: Say what nah!
Fayla, Antonia, Jenie, KDUB, DTTS, BETA,
I’ve missed y’all. School, work, and killing the chit out of me. I be lurking everyday but can never get a chance to come in and shoot the chit with y’all
Right now I’m writing a paper on Alexander Hamilton but I take a break because my professor emailed us talmbout the paper can’t be in MLA format
….. :stop: bish GTFOH. My paper is done and it’s done in MLA format. It was done before you sent that email and I’m NOT revising this chit.
(even though I ain’t even finish writing the paper yet
)
Sandra Rose says:
single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who Dat says:
I am single.
My uterus has a purpose?
Why aint nobody tell me.
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Um, yea, it’s not there for decoration.
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I
just as my boss walked by
Yall know daggone well the clerks in them women’s stores be looking at that dude like nukka PLEASE >>>
Who Dat says:
does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I just think it was a whole bunch of yt drunk men in wigs signing some papers.
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bawahahahahaha
Gigi
69
Ask her if it can be a ‘white paper’? Those are fun to write. #justasuggestion
69 says:
Fayla, Antonia, Jenie, KDUB, DTTS, BETA,
I’ve missed y’all. School, work, and killing the chit out of me. I be lurking everyday but can never get a chance to come in and shoot the chit with y’all
Right now I’m writing a paper on Alexander Hamilton but I take a break because my professor emailed us talmbout the paper can’t be in MLA format
….. bish GTFOH. My paper is done and it’s done in MLA format. It was done before you sent that email and I’m NOT revising this chit.
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Well what format ? APA ….. Ya’ll do MLA ?
Fay, to me it means time off
Hey Screw
Alexander Hamilton
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hey there.
Umm see my comment about the yt drung men in wigs.
Cause you real drunk your azz decides its a good idea to play with swords and ish. That aint work out too swell for Alex if I recollect
@69… keep up the good work..
um I say you change the whole paper cuz professors round here won’t read it just give u a ZERO if it aint in the approved format 
Yeah before she was about to go on her booty call date with mr foine red boy she pulled that vibrator out and busted two nuts so she could go in the date with a clear head..
Whatever. She ended up fukking him like a day later
And then she took the rubber and turkey baster and went to work on that joint. And then put it in a box of baking soda and her freezer.
*drunk.
On topic:
IMB anyway 
She’s up there grinning looking stupid, I’dda been standing over that cat, one leg draped over, licking them tats, something! Not just cheesing looking dumb.
69
Gigi26 says:
Yeah before she was about to go on her booty call date with mr foine red boy she pulled that vibrator out and busted two nuts so she could go in the date with a clear head..
Whatever. She ended up fukking him like a day later
And then she took the rubber and turkey baster and went to work on that joint. And then put it in a box of baking soda and her freezer
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Awwww get the fugg out of here
damn what type of shyt is that
jeniefrumdabloc says:
like that ratchett aint shii)
#TeamAintShii #TeamSingleUntilMarriage #TeamJudgeYoMama 
It’s slim pickens for men and women a lot of these women ain’t shyt either
^^^^ EX: <~~~~~~ (she the real aint shii yall
2nd Ex: MIany
Bout to watch catfish now on demand, them later gonna go online & pose as Eartha Kitt and see if I get any bites.
(Purring….Marcuuuuuuussssss)
I really enjoyed the movie…but
they just HAAAD to put the gays on there. I mean the show would not have been ANY different had they left OUT the man kissing another man part. 
This is just gettin outta hand.
the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah?
Why not go to a sperm bank , what is she doing trying to trap him
@ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
Anything goes nowadays Fay, just as long as you don’t have an opinion on gay
KDUB
As I just finished the intro talking about his untimely death, I see your comment and you even used the damn
You ain’t destined to be chit.
Miany
if that bitch wanted this paper in APA format, she should have specified. Don’t email us the day the paper due. _/ <— A seat for that azz if she try to get funny.
JENIE
I only used APA in political classes. This is business, Econ to be exact. I hate summer classes.
Who Dat says:
I loved the wife too.
Shut her azz all the way down.
Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?
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That was my favorite part. Mary couldn’t stand to see the wife happy. She just had to see her suffer so she could feel good about herself. Mary’s face fell when the wife said, “I’m keeping him.” That’s right! As Rihanna would say, “F*ck yo’ feelings!” Your children come first. They need a father no matter how flawed he is.
Hey yall! Question: If I show up at my aunts BBQ tomorrow with a fishbowl in hand, is that rude? And would it be even worse to show up with said fishbowl after already having one before I get there?
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
They did some shady shyt to the Natives after they welcomed them with open arms 
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Nope
69
proud of u man! keep at it, &
at yo azz tabmout yeen write shat yet!
Screw BETTER do that paper
He just wanted to vent 
NOW, geterdone!
You ain’t came all this way, for ish yo! 
Look online, there may be formatting help, for free
69 says:
JENIE
I only used APA in political classes. This is business, Econ to be exact. I hate summer classes.
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We can only use APA in all of our classes , business econ class too
hang in there hell it took me forever to figure out how to do a business plan in APA 
DTTS: Tuh.
<– check my footwork
I told myself I wasn’t gonna be shyt today at work yet somehow I am
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF 
<–Not it *calling it 1st*. Re: The help Screw Dept.
*looks around*
What are yall thoughts on the Game
I love Brandy’s acting maybe she should’ve been Mary Jane
Awww…someone catfish’ d a brain damaged vet?
the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
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^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way.
my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one
Ty says:
@ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
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I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready?
I love Brandy’s acting maybe she should’ve been Mary Jane
113
BBL I need to go think about what’s for lunch
Who Dat says:
Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?
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She sure did ask her did her kootie kat have bacterial gingivitis
I died a little inside when she tried to read her obeast niece for being 8 months pregnant and she had no idea and she said cause she looked the same. Twas not right. Then she tired to tell the niece she has the same chances as her :stop: Let’s be honest….
69 says:
Ty says:
@ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
Not Valdosta Screw 
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I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready
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^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way.
Be careful and remember. If they will steal, they will kill. 
my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one
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They are still stealing.
Sidebar: Now you see how that came out of nowhere? I am very much ready to go. hahahahah. Oh and no one is gonna answer me about my fish bowl problems?!
69 says:
Ty says:
@ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
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I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready?
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They not ready, they don’t now bout that Crest
Know*
Damn
I’m going to do this chit in APA just cause y’all done ALL rallied against me. I was going to finish this mofo in MLA and then email back later on today like I JUST read the email and say it was done and I ain’t changing it. Professors make me sick.
Ty says:
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
They did some shady shyt to the Natives after they welcomed them with open arms
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Nope
And her obese niece said she wanted to be a porn star..she has a chance, they have chubby chasers that will happily watch
69 says:
Damn
I’m going to do this chit in APA just cause y’all done ALL rallied against me. I was going to finish this mofo in MLA and then email back later on today like I JUST read the email and say it was done and I ain’t changing it. Professors make me sick.
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Good website to use is citefast dot com <<< check it out, it formats you references and everything
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
WHATTTT, is that excessive usage in 109?!?! :hugs:
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*in my Pookie from The Game voice* You may no longer call me Take or Tee. From now on when you see me IF I choose to speak you will address me as Mrs. TAKEN
Waits 3 minutes ..gets scared. Wait come back I didn't mean it. Come hug my neck :hugs:
This catfish episode with framel
Ion get it
Miany says:
the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
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^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way.
my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one
girrrl u is my fwend in my head!
yeen know?? u see that yt VP at Tiffany’s stealin all that bling?! 
Shaybay!
<—Gabby's weave
how are u sug?
@nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
(for MsTake) *snickers*
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Dust yourself off and try again
I ain't phone posting right nah. Go ahead try me
*uses kitten heel to draw line in blog sand*
SHUM ON!!!!!
Oh no
you must be MissTaken says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
WHATTTT, is that excessive usage in 109?!?! :hugs:
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*in my Pookie from The Game voice* You may no longer call me Take or Tee. From now on when you see me IF I choose to speak you will address me as Mrs. TAKEN
Waits 3 minutes ..gets scared. Wait come back I didn't mean it. Come hug my neck :hugs:
Miany says:
@nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought
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No baby, a fish bowl like the drink. But I was only bringing one for ME. I have a feeling the BBQ will be dry and corny.
@Miany: Fishbowls are literally fishbowls that are full of liquor…I don’t know if they do it down South but it’s really popular in New York
It will have you on your ass though 
69 says:
Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out.
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Men don’t own the patent on cheating. They need someone to cheat with. Humans are born with reproductive organs. It is in our nature to reproduce. Therefore, all humans are capable of cheating since reproduction is the ultimate goal in life.
Aunt Tea,
Whatchu doin for the 4th?
reah chit TY! also i saw this commercial the other day featuring Native Americans & they were addressing themselves as INDIANS! anyone else see this commercial?? it was about education.
^^ they allowed to, they can call themselves whatever they want WEEEE cannot. WEEE gotta call em Natives outta respect and to be PC since it’s Indians from a country called India.
WE got some common sense so we accept the rules.. Ion know why YT can’t just do the same bout the N*gger word
That was my favorite part. Mary couldn’t stand to see the wife happy. She just had to see her suffer so she could feel good about herself. Mary’s face fell when the wife said, “I’m keeping him.” That’s right! As Rihanna would say, “F*ck yo’ feelings!” Your children come first. They need a father no matter how flawed he is.
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Yeah girl I hear you on that first part. She was expecting something she didnt get but naw son, on that other part. He can still be a father ..as a single man.
Fayla says:
does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
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It’s means a bunch of noise to me.
Gigi26 says:
And her obese niece said she wanted to be a porn star..she has a chance, they have chubby chasers that will happily watch
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True some people like that. Come here ….
(whispers) Man LOVES big girls. (looks around) That’s what I hears
Who Dat says:
My uterus has already had life in it @Sandra.
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Then you have served your purpose in life. Congrats hun.
Gigi26 says:
@Miany: Fishbowls are literally fishbowls that are full of liquor…I don’t know if they do it down South but it’s really popular in New York It will have you on your ass though
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Exactly. Which is why I am trying to figure out is it rude to bring one and/or drink one before I get there and still have on in hand when I show up.
Miany says:
@nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought.
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Same with me Nakeya I don’t know if you mean an empty bowl for leftovers or an actual fishbowl
Gigi26 says:
But when the WIFE READ Gabby though…I was like YESSS SIOVAUGHN YAAAS
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69 says:
Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out.
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Men don’t own the patent on cheating. They need someone to cheat with.
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@Nakeya… Man #FugggTheirFeelings lol you betta get yo sip on and if they ask why u aint bring none to share, tell em it’s a party you expected them to have drinks there.
Same with me Nakeya I don’t know if you mean an empty bowl for leftovers or an actual fishbowl
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See # 138. But I’m sorry yall, like a dummy I thought they had them everywhere. Sorry
Oh
reah chit TY! also i saw this commercial the other day featuring Native Americans & they were addressing themselves as INDIANS! anyone else see this commercial?? it was about education.
we will talk 
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havent seen it Fay but they gave the Natives small pox to kill them off and I also believe they are sending HIV to Africa in the so called vaccines
@ Dem Babies tell yall mama to chill
NAKEYA….I’ve seen fish bowls full a liquor in bars and stuff here. wHAT YOU MIX in yours?
Betamax82 says:
@ Dem Babies tell yall mama to chill
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Ya’ll don’t lurve me anymore
Please tell me The real babaymamas of Richmond is fake
Miany says:
Gigi ok, see? I knew I was confused…
I wanted to say: “Bitch what?!” Why not just get bottles or ask ppl to bring them?
@Nakeya… Man #FugggTheirFeelings lol you betta get yo sip on and if they ask why u aint bring none to share, tell em it’s a party you expected them to have drinks there.
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Right. Who has a 4th BBQ and no drinks?! My aunt talking about some, maybe we can get small coolers.
*baby*
Hey Fay-Fay!
Bomb bring it in
@ Bomb…hey hun
@ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
I gotta stop messing with ya’ll!! I sent an email to a building Official, and saif “im sorry,im confruzzled”
Im so emBuurASSed
Ty says:
@ Bomb…hey hun
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:hugs: TY
Today is FRIIIIDAY for a lotta yall so we startin happy hour early
*sits a cooler full of ICE COLD Margarita in a can from Bud* Also throws down a bottle of ciroc *choose yall own flavor* 
I got a text from one of the Roses and it said : pigsfly : and I was
havent seen it Fay but they gave the Natives small pox to kill them off and I also believe they are sending HIV to Africa in the so called vaccines
we will talk 
i been believed this TY! sick bastids #depopulation
BOMB!!!
:bellyrub: how are u ladies durrin today? 
O T B!
u still hea?
Betaaaaa!
sup mami?
I can’t believe this vet dude didn’t start swinging on the catfish bear that hoodwinked him
I think they named her MaryJane Pope… Kerry Washington is somewhere CTFU
Fayla
hey girlie
@ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
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*looks around and slips 1800 in pocketbook* She must not know, but that’s ok. My son will be with his dad, and mom will be turned up. #JudgeMeIfYouLikeFranklyIDontCare
BOMB!!! :bellyrub: how are u ladies durrin today?
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FAY FAY
We’re good waiting on this day to be over… How r u beautiful lady?
*sits a cooler full of ICE COLD Margarita in a can from Bud*
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*Pulls up a chair next to the cooler*
@ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
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Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
oh wait… its maryJane Paul… but close enough LOL
@Miany I like my fishbowls with Everclear, sweedish fish, peach rings, pinapple juice, and blue Kool aid. lol I like to think the candy fish are swimming in the blue water. (judge ya momma) Oh and cut up fruit.
Keya, pour me a taste of dat 1800 in my cup of metamucil. I can get turnt up and get my fiber at the same damn time.
Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:
@ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
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Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
sorry Bomb…uhh I’ll put mine in a tea mug so you can’t see it. #Better
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Oh
So ya’ll really take a fishbowl of likka to a party??
So ya’ll really take a fishbowl of likka to a party??
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Soooo you think I should leave it at home? Sigh. #ShayDontKillMyVibe
Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water.
@Shay… ohhh kay kay kay!!! go on and get yo spiked metamucil on!
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)
89 days and counting
My Mama was askin me yesterday…She said-why you let that hook head heffa (her words not mine) stress you over being reinstated…I was like shiiid Mama I need them benefits! It may not be great insurance, but its insurance-Hello
Who cares if the dentist…Dr Kavorkian III pulls teeth in the same office where his receptionist braids hair, and gives pedicures in the corner,,,Atleast Im covered-Hello again
i’m gettin drunk at lunch!
#yewcurr
Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.
Same writer.
*sits azz back next to the cooler fulla likka*
I watched the beginning of this… after the sex scene i promptly texted a female associate(who apparently hasnt had enoughin her life) that she was allowed to go change her draws…i promptly then took my ass to bed…
Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..?
anyway was a waste of 15min of my life…and almost made me late to work this morning…
If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, “inside you” Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:
^^ SEEEEE why you’ll neva be shiii….bad part bout it is sporadically you actually are a whole lotta SHII so we KNOW you got the sense the good lord gave u
This was actually a realy good show. I was expecting less…I actually had a lil compassion for her character despite my distaste for her.
i’ve been corrected by Wiki..
Series begins 2014…
Nah, Keya, as a known wino I can’t in good con-chus tell you to go to a party wit no party juice. Just skip the fishbowl & put yo shyt in a Big Gulp cup.
or i coulda jsut read aunties post.. lmao
@Miany
Just called the STation. . they sent me to a VM; daFuGG!!!
^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water.
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Meanie
luVn_liFe… says:
I gotta stop messing with ya’ll!! I sent an email to a building Official, and saif “im sorry,im confruzzled”
Im so emBuurASSed
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i have almost done this also. Sometimes when I am sleuth posting I typing the comment in outlook and then paste it into SR. Well if I don’t get to finish it or automatically delete it then it saves a copy. One time I pasted a client’s email addy from a contract I was doing into the wrong email and ALMOST pressed send until I saw something fishy. I was like why am I telling XYZ that they trying to be greater than Ray J flip flop
Ace says:
Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..?
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I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though.
“hook head heffa” Yup, I am stealing this right here.
I aint like Mary Jane. I can see myself cussing her the entire fugg out. I only know a handful of black female journalists I like in real life. Why? Cause most of them act entitled just like Mary Jane’s azz. Just cause you write the news does not make you hot ish.
That is why I was cheering for the wife who was like you dumb hoe. Your point was…
She did that and aint eem have a REASON.
If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, “inside you” Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)
89 days and counting
My Mama was askin me yesterday…She said-why you let that hook head heffa (her words not mine) stress you over being reinstated…I was like shiiid Mama I need them benefits! It may not be great insurance, but its insurance-Hello
Who cares if the dentist…Dr Kavorkian III pulls teeth in the same office where his receptionist braids hair, and gives pedicures in the corner,,,Atleast Im covered-Hello again
see, the thing is, is that if u stick around for the probation period, i know it’s REAH! Momdukes know she like keepin her hair layyyyd i know she aint trippin nah! *black girl neck roll*
We still in here
SEEEEE why you’ll neva be shiii….bad part bout it is sporadically you actually are a whole lotta SHII so we KNOW you got the sense the good lord gave u
Sandra Rose says:
Ace says:
Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..?
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I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though.
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Shay_OH says:
Nah, Keya, as a known wino I can’t in good con-chus tell you to go to a party wit no party juice. Just skip the fishbowl & put yo shyt in a Big Gulp cup.
I love you for this!
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luVn_liFe… says:
<~~~~me on the phone with LukeWarm 105 :cussing: "yall aint gone be round here sending Luvn to vmail now…wiff yo face azz" Knowin these folk, they backwards they prob dont even have the tixs yet. You can probably expect a call from them less than a week before the show.
@Miany
Just called the STation. . they sent me to a VM; daFuGG!!!
^^^^
I was just on Boss i p One of the headlines Said “lOOk at GOD!”
Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
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Sigh…. so sad.
BE NICE TO ACE
Ty says:
@ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
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The Kool Aid is for the Obama supporters who are still drinking it.
Well hello everyone!
Lol @ Sandra throwing jabs.
AlluringlySweet says:
This was actually a realy good show. I was expecting less…I actually had a lil compassion for her character despite my distaste for her.
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What part were you compassionate about? The part where she stole the sperm, slept with the married man or called her niece so obeast she couldn’t tell she was sperminated? For me it was when she microwaved sexed herself twice and then still gave up her dirty ill fitting grey boyshort drawls to old boy
Miany says: <~~~~me on the phone with LukeWarm 105 :cussing: "yall aint gone be round here sending Luvn to vmail now…wiff yo face azz" Knowin these folk, they backwards they prob dont even have the tixs yet. You can probably expect a call from them less than a week before the show.
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the last time i won i gottem the NEXT Day! maybe cause they Knew they were gonna canel anywayz
I wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense.
Ummmm….I see what you did there with the koolaid & the POTUS ,~~~title ole Mittens will never grip
Did somebody say 1800 :woot:
Who Dat says:
Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.
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Actually I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me. I was shaking my head at the fact that she doesn’t know the signs when a man really Loves her.
Sandra Rose says:
You say he got an e wife on here and he be e flirting???
I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though.
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:stop: I can personally say Ace has never tried to scoop me in any form or fashion.
Wayment
So I am that SR g-meat. For shame
Sandra Rose says:
Who Dat says:
Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.
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She sure did
Sorry Ace.
Cubarican says:
Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
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Sigh…. so sad.
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Soon guhl soon :hugs:
^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water.
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Gasp! Well I never….!
Saw this guy on the red carpet at the BET Awards over the weekend, he’s a shorty but really handsome! Missed the show fell asleep!
Obamaaaaaaaa
luVn_liFe… says:
Vioalted.
I was just on Boss i p One of the headlines Said “lOOk at GOD
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Violated
i can spell
I’ve learned to read all posted articles before posting anything article related to avoid Sandra darts.
I wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense
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Thanks, because I sure was about to go look for it. dag.
wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I wish somebody would too. So I can use it as a learning tool to some of my homegirls. I can agane totally see a black female reporter doing some left field shyt like that.
Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
SHEWWWWWWWWWWW–WOOSAHHH
:35 minutes
Who Dat says:
Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
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Nakeya_j says:
Thanks, because I sure was about to go look for it. dag.
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I posted the full video in this post.
HEY YALL. WHERE HAS @STRONG COFFEE BEEN LATELY? I AINT SEEN HER FONT ROUND HERE. DID SHE COME THROUGH AND I MISSED HER?
@Sandra they block it at work, so I can’t see it. Sorry. But thanks
Who Dat:
Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
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*jumps up from my pew lays a dollar at the pastor feet in the pulpit keeps walking up the aisle to Who Dats and shouts*
YOU BETTA SAY THAT SISTAH!! YAYMEN!!!!
**breaks out into a full sprint** GLOOORAYYYYYYYYY
If my hubby ever get a jump-off, I plan to leave him and start my new life as a celibate lesbian.
Who Dat says:
BE NICE TO ACE
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Ace knows I’m playing with him. Right Ace?
@ Sandra, you coming to NO to cover the Essence?
laWD IOn know how family members FEEL their entitled to other folks Hard earned Money
Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
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SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.
Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.
Btw: Since you so bold, you pusscee clean? Cuz I need to know that since you dropping dimes n shyt on me and mines
HOE.
*goes to the chalk board*
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to sR for the informative possts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for teh informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
* Goes to the same chalk board that Ace went to*
Nigga you a lie.
Nigga you a lie.
Nigga you a lie.
Nigga you a lie.
Nigga you a lie.
Nigga you a lie.
LMAO
Chan cute gravie
My boss’ sis took 8K out of his company account
chillle for shame
Ace & Chan
Thanks @ Jenie!!
Btw: Since you so bold, you pusscee clean? Cuz I need to know that since you dropping dimes n shyt on me and mines HOE
Mary Jane/Gabby looked taken aback and said uh yea yea. Chile please I bet you been ran long and hard so many times you don’t even know what clean is. Then you store that vibrator in your work drawer and I didn’t see you sanitize it before or after. NASTY WENCH. That right there me know that your privates had salmonella poisoning 
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SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.
Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.
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Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
And I would’ve politely handed Mary Jane “Pope” a bag of dog food and looked her in the eye and say to her “eat these you ole bytch” and walk off into the sunset..
Lmao @ Jelly noticing that too. That’s too much typing n shyt.
@Chan
My boss’ sis took 8K out of his company account
chillle for shame
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Hold up, and did not ask or nothing? Oh Jesus would of been a helpful stranger that would of tried to pull me off of her.
Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted
Nakeya_j says:
SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.
Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.
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Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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Haven’t seen the show
Oh Jesus would of been a helpful stranger that would of tried to pull me off of her
nakeYah UR HElairisUS!!!
NOPE,tis why i havent Spoke to her in a few weeks i tkake it
Mayne listen. I had a black female reporter chew the receptionist out SO DAYUM bad one time (the lady had sent somebody to the reporter’s supa…b/c said REPORTER was not picking up HER phone)…I intervened. Cause it was hella uncomfortable to hear. Bish what in the hail gives you the RIGHT to talk to this lady like this?
She is old enough to be BOFF our mother! What the fugg is wrong witchew? You apologize to her right the hail NOW; and I am STILL telling your editor on you. REPORT THAT.
That chick was so dayum flabbergasted b/c she was so used to folks bowing the hail down to her. Same way Mary Jane looked when the wife was like “Hoe you is dismissed. YOU CAN GO NOW”.
Then you store that vibrator in your work drawer and I didn’t see you sanitize it before or after. NASTY WENCH. That right there me know that your privates had salmonella poisoning
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Don’t forget she done stole her co-workers shoes too and she had on leggings…
All types of filthy thangs in that hot (literally) pocket of hers
Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted
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But after the beating would you leave the husband?
@libra80sbaby says luVn_liFe… says:
Big Brother…..
They have a link up on one of the update sites with a list of all the comments that were made by several of the
my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
Candices black side is comin out
Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
Welfare is “nigger insurance”
@Sandra..thanks for this & the Catfish video…can’t watch now, but I will lata!
I’ve tried VERY hard to like Gabby..but I just can’t
Gigi26 says:
Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted
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Don’t for get to wet his azz first it stings more
Oh Kdubb: I know about all those nasty types and I humble them reaaal quick.
They are single for a reason. It ain’t like they can’t find a man, its just that they can’t keep em because they humiliate them.
Ole I got a puscee and dyck ass bytches. And most of em breath stank too
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace.. I believe you!
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*buries his head deep into Dimpz chest to have his pride tended to*
Wang Bang Thank Yew Ma’am
Henny Blaque says:
@libra80sbaby says luVn_liFe… says:
Big Brother…..
They have a link up on one of the update sites with a list of all the comments that were made by several of the
my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
Candices black side is comin out
Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
Welfare is “**** insurance”
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OH
MY
GAWD!
Whang ga lang
I wouldn’t leave my cheating husband if there were children involved. The relationship would just be forever changed
Nakeya_j says: ——
But after the beating would you leave the husband?
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I would.I aint got time for that SHYTE there!
my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
Candices black side is comin out
Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
Welfare is “**** insurance”
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I wonder what CBS would of done if Candice would of beat her ass?
Alright I’m out have a wonderful 4th you guys
@ Keya, if after 20yrs of marriage Mr. Shay OH get a jumpoff, she can have him. I ain’t fighting for no man, besides, afyer the dopamine wears off, his azz would be try a come back home any ol’ way. He can come back, provided my new celibate lesbian GF don’t kick his azz.
Nakeya_j says:
I would never give the jump off the satisfaction of seeing me sweat OR letting her know what I chose to do in my household. I would 9/10 immediately go home and Bernadine his whole existence and file dem papers but in her face I am so *T.I. voice* Is you happy? Go kill yourself because in the end you don’t define or create my happiness. After that I would not speak or deal with her again.
Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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Oh no
My husband may have made the vow to me but I feel as human beings we owe eachother respect period. I would never knowingly sleep or creep with a married man. For those that do I think they trash boxes and that they deserve no passes from me. The husband I deal with on a whole nother level
But after the beating would you leave the husband?
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yes but the last thing I would do is give the mistress any hint of it so she can walk away like she did something great. Nope.
“Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil.”
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I swear I crack thee fugg up every.single.time I see that scene in This Christmas. Love that movie!
I’m watching this chit now. I like it a lot
Later Jenie
But after the beating would you leave the husband?
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Under NO circumstances will I tolerate my husband cheating on me… he can carry his azz on and fwd me my alimony and child support checks while I keep it trucking FOH
GellySammich says:
I wouldn’t leave my cheating husband if there were children involved. The relationship would just be forever changed
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There is song that explains this well…
Problem – D2B
Aunt Tea is yew workin on a
I thought it was a really nice and will continue to watch.
One thing I love when writers do is create complex characters that are not totally bad, but not angels either. It reflects life.
I understand giving second chances, WITH a long talk, counseling and those types of thing
On the other hand, trust would be hard to gain back and you really don’t have anything without. Having to use condoms while married b/c you’re afraid your husband may be cheating is sooooooo……like what’s the point?
Shay_OH says:
@ Keya, if after 20yrs of marriage Mr. Shay OH get a jumpoff, she can have him. I ain’t fighting for no man, besides, afyer the dopamine wears off, his azz would be try a come back home any ol’ way. He can come back, provided my new celibate lesbian GF don’t kick his azz.
i aint fightin fa no mane tho!
i let that go when i was like 20 
“*T.I. voice* Is you happy?”
Clifford, my Clifford
JenEEE
Bomb&Babies
RE: Cheating hubby? Hmmm…
Wouldn’t leave. Nope…that’s what accidents & hefty insurance polices are for!
Under NO circumstances will I tolerate my husband cheating on me… he can carry his azz on and fwd me my alimony and child support checks while I keep it trucking FOH
but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
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mzwhang90210 says:
@Sandra..thanks for this & the Catfish video…can’t watch now, but I will lata!
I’ve tried VERY hard to like Gabby..but I just can’t
Whangdang!
hey bewziller!
I’m not married…hoping the bf will ask soon…however…I don’t know. I do feel like if kids are involved and this is a one time thing, then maybe we can try to work it out. It may work, it may not…I don’t know. Again I’m not married, so what do I know.
but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
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Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies?
Ace IDK that song… splain it to me. You being a smart ass?
Nakeya_j says:
but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
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Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies?
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My son w/b 19 in august.My hubby and I have 0 kids together,thats Y I said IF kids got involved. . .
@ Fay, I know that’s right. When I was in my 20’s & 30’s I was forever threatening to stab a ho in the neck.
Now when I see the Mr. getting all gassed in da head by some trick, talm bout how handsome he is, I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
Being a recent divorcee…..fukk marriage. Nothing more than a glorified legal tactic to say “you fukk with me, you’re stuck with me”
(Out of character real quick)
Before this event, I was pro marriage, and wouldn’t mind trying again when the right one comes about, but no rushing.
(Back in character)
FayFayyyyy… gotta give (late I know :embarrassed:) props to you for Land of Pure’s EXCELLENT customer service!
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GellySammich says:
Ace IDK that song… splain it to me. You being a smart ass?
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Youtube it…
and i was born a smart ass… but wasn’t trying to be then…
Shiid Cookie ain’t leave Magic ass and he brought home the MONSTER!
i cant’ deal!!!!!!!!!!!
@ lunv, me & mine don’t have kids either, so it’s easy for me to say “peace out!”
It’s so many factors that go into it for me though.
IDK
1. If it’s that easy for me to give up after one thing goes wrong, I’m not that into it anyway.
2. If lots of things have been going wrong then we probably just being roomies at that point anyway (I don’t do angry sex) so I don’t give two shyts what he’s doing.
3. I’m not tryna raise no babies alone and I don’t think it’s fair to the child that his/ her parents can’t control themselves (father: his penis; mother: her anger about it) enough to create a stable environment…
Nakeya_j says:
but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
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Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies
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I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
I’m not even messing with you. OMG. Why did you have to say that? And in my head you say that all cool and calm and then sip your drink and smile. F’ing crazy ass. I love it
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BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
it’s only 12:25
i cant’ deal!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don’t make me look at this clock Fay
Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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I have totally read the entire hail out of a broad who tried it with me about my husband. Kicker is…I aint want his azz no more…but BISH I will be daym’d if you gonna tell MEH that there is nothing I can do or say to make you stop fuggin him…HEFFFFFFFFA WHHHHATCHU SAY?
I went and knocked on that bish door. Not cause I wanted him. Marriage had been broke a minute BEFORE her…cause hoe… I am not sure what you thank dis ill (Mhissy voice) …but what you thank and what it REALLY is are two different scenarios.
She mysteriously AINT ANSWER.
I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
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Whoever said this… Fugg you and everything you stand for
@BOMB triff for what???
my son is 19.I really dont want any more kids at ALL Or else . .
we woulda had em by now.
SOOO If by chance hubby gets froggy and it happens;well he knows.
Gigi26 says:
Shiid Cookie ain’t leave Magic ass and he brought home the MONSTER!
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Did he really? or are you just believin what they tell you..
Shay_OH says:
@ Fay, I know that’s right. When I was in my 20?s & 30?s I was forever threatening to stab a ho in the neck.
Now when I see the Mr. getting all gassed in da head by some trick, talm bout how handsome he is, I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
if me\hubby had kids and some shyte popped off (cheating) and he had to keep the kids.
throwing up her 
Truss the female he cheated with would be
@ Bombshell I do say the fo real fo real, while I politely sip on my chardonnay. That usually calms his azz down.
Whang!!!
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I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
I know that’s right 
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Who Dat says:
Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
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I have totally read the entire hail out of a broad who tried it with me about my husband. Kicker is…I aint want his azz no more…but BISH I will be daym’d if you gonna tell MEH that there is nothing I can do or say to make you stop fuggin him…HEFFFFFFFFA WHHHHATCHU SAY?
I went and knocked on that bish door. Not cause I wanted him. Marriage had been broke a minute BEFORE her…cause hoe… I am not sure what you thank dis ill (Mhissy voice) …but what you thank and what it REALLY is are two different scenarios.
She mysteriously AINT ANSWER.
Shaybay
u SHOLE need to have a sit down wiff Sheeda bc chiiiile!
kirk azz need a major dose of reality
dammit. Typing on this tablet has me sounding more ill-lit-er-rit than usual. I think only 3 vowels and 14 consonates work on this muhfuggah.
luVn_liFe… says:
@BOMB triff for what??? my son is 19.I really dont want any more kids at ALL Or else . .
we woulda had em by now.
SOOO If by chance hubby gets froggy and it happens;well he knows.
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Dang a knee-gro can’t even get a to go plate
I said I’on blame you though cuz @ 19 he’s grown 
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Gigi, gurl, I have found that it’s the invisible ties that bind men better than any store-bought rope!!!
Fay, I would SO love to have a sit down wit Sheeda! She’d be calling me Ilyana when I walked out that beyotch.
Nah Rasheeda hasn’t had anyone run up on her about Kirk. The wanna be thug rapper in her will make her
If I can’t trust my man/husband then it’s a wrap!!!
Outside eating lunch and this lady shaped like Sherri Shep walks by in a hot pink tube top
you from existing in my presence
Firs a ball lady you look about 87 in the waist and the face :stop:
Second you titties sit so low your nips have road rash
Third you had the unmitigated gall to put a blond Barbie wig on your head knowing that your skin color does not comply.
For these treasonous acts I must
Oh no
you must be MissTaken says: Nah Rasheeda hasn’t had anyone run up on her about Kirk. The wanna be thug rapper in her will make her
K-Mooseteef’s arse b4 she threw that candle.
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Rasheeda was funna
Rasheeda should’ve neva married Kirk’s ole avacado shaped headed arse no way.
so this is a show, not a movie?
I don’t think the wife read Mary Jane. The wife came off simple to me and Mary Jane didnt know he was married so she didnt know she was a jump off if you will. I didn’t think she should have approached her in the store though.