This will be particularly difficult for you men who thought you had a chance to bag one of the last virgins in hip hop. Socialite and one-hit-wonder Teyana Taylor is reportedly dating NBA star Brandon Jennings. But that’s only half of the story. She’s reportedly pregnant with his seed. The 23-year-old Detroit Pistons star already has kids by several other groupies. Despite the fact that he’s a certified male whore, Jennings has fulfilled God’s commandment to multiply and replenish the earth with his seed with multiple women.
Congrats to the happy couple!
From Mouthtoears.com:
Rumor has it that the “Google Me” singer has had her cherry popped and back broken in by NBA baller boo Brandon Jennings and that’s not it… A couple weeks ago, Teyana put a thirsty fan on blast for telling certain blogs that she is pregnant. No one was quite sure how a random no name fan asking for a pic would be privileged to this type of info.
Unfortunately for Teyana, sources say that it is true!!! Now we can’t confirm if he is just messy as hell or if he just lucked up on some “t” but he still looked like a crazed a**fan.
However… none of that matters except that… Teyana Taylor is PREGNANT?!?
Ain’t That a B*TCH!!!!!
Brandon is known for jumping from one vagina to the next. So this is not a surprise. But this really sucks for Teyana… this dude was your first and you will be his 3rd baby mama, not partner but… BABY MAMA!!!!
Hey, if that’s what she want.
I like Teyana…Brandon got his face smacked at the b ball court the other day, lol
1 MAYBE 2 kids out of wed lock with the same mother or father is okay with me. But dude is 23 with 2 kids and 1 on the way? That’s just unnaceptable and irresponsible. It’s not okay to have 3,4,5+ kids all out of wed lock and under 30.
But is she pregnant tho?! I didn’t eem know she was a virgin. Is ANY of this true?
Teyana has not reached the level of one hit wonder yet. She workin on that I think. She been with this dude forever though so technically she been off the market. I hope she’s not preggers though. I’m sorry she let him take her v-card. He is not deserving of it with his bisexual self.
@pICKA…Is that Wendy raping Ronal McDonald in your gravi??
Excuse my attitude day….I am super bishy!!!! *files nails*
Diva says:
who gives a fluck?
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NOT I.
The way I hear it one of his baby mommas and his own mama had it out on the Tweeter the other day
Miany says:
@pICKA…Is that Wendy raping Ronal McDonald in your gravi??
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I’m sorry she let him take her v-card. He is not deserving of it with his bisexual self.
what you heard?? spill the 
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He got Diddy Syndrome too huh?
And I thought Drake smashed first??
If she is pregnant best of luck to her. If not…
Bird says:
Teyana has not reached the level of one hit wonder yet. She workin on that I think. She been with this dude forever though so technically she been off the market. I hope she’s not preggers though. I’m sorry she let him take her v-card. He is not deserving of it with his ………(bisexual self)..
Ummm Bird ?
I’m sorry she let him take her v-card. He is not deserving of it with his bisexual self.
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BIRD?!?!! Tell it!
MEH!!! #neaux1curr
Ummm I just saw a VERY unfortunate photo of Benzino’s peen…
Teyana looks like a Pound Puppie and so will her litter.
@razzle… so basically you’re sayim he has no neck AND no dyck???
My Gravie + Gyps’ gravie.
Jennings has fulfilled God’s commandment to multiply and replenish the earth with his seed with multiple women
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Miany says:
@razzle… so basically you’re sayim he has no neck AND no dyck???
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No it’s there… it’s just tragic. It looks like he has a peen emerging from a vag..
I heard she got talent, but she is like The Black Kardashian(minus the money). Famous for nothing.
But your gravi is a Munchichi and mine is just sexxxxxy!
Oh gosh I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to imply I had tea. He broke my gaydar years ago with his flaming nature. I had to put it in the shop and errthang. You know, sorta like the feel we all get from Tyler.
August 20 in For The Grown & Sexy
A MAN with 63.5kg TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis.Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a BABY HIPPO.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
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SO!! Which one of y’all Roses will give homeboy a shot now that he’s had
his 140 pound nutz removed?
THE CLEAN QUEEN says:
But your gravi is a Munchichi and mine is just sexxxxxy!
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I’m just saying though, yours is giving the sexy and mines is returning the love!
Oh they back together huh?
Interesting that she’s pregnant by a known deadbeat. 
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
Ummm I just saw a VERY unfortunate photo of Benzino’s peen…
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I had to look at the pic real real small cause I’m at work, but it didn’t look bad to me. It was soft but still hanging over the sack. I thought that was respectable. Everbody ain’t blessed like my Steebie.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
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Ewwwwwwwww. Damn. Oversized balls and no dinky. shame.
Interesting that she’s pregnant by a known deadbeat.
If he already done not take care of the kids he has now, why would you think he is going to take care of the one he has with you? And why would you even be in a relationship with a man who won’t take care of his kids?!
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Sad.
goat76 says:
SO!! Which one of y’all Roses will give homeboy a shot now that he’s had his 140 pound nutz removed?
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He got on my bad side when I read he was walking around looking like that cause his broke ass ain’t have no insurance. I don’t want him cause of that.
Can we get a follow-up post on how Brandon Jennings got the shyt slapped outta him during a summer league game????
This will be particularly difficult for you men who thought you had a chance to bag one of the last virgins in hip hop.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
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Ewwwwwwwww. Damn. Oversized balls and no dinky. shame.
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I mean, he tripping like he was fcuking before he had the surgery, and the Doctors kilt his muthafcukin vibe!
I think they dated before, broke up and got back together but either way who cares
Bird says:
goat76 says:
SO!! Which one of y’all Roses will give homeboy a shot now that he’s had his 140 pound nutz removed?
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He got on my bad side when I read he was walking around looking like that cause his broke ass ain’t have no insurance. I don’t want him cause of that.
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Insurance or no-Insurance, somebody is gonna tend to my nutz before they reach 5-10 pounds let alone 140.
Oh goodie more uterus (not yourn) watching. -__-
goat76 says:
August 20 in For The Grown & Sexy
A MAN with 63.5kg TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis.Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a BABY HIPPO.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
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SO!! Which one of y’all Roses will give homeboy a shot now that he’s had
his 140 pound nutz removed?
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but it’s 1 in flaccid though cant be that bad if it’s erect!
I’s murreed so no takers over here.
Can we get a follow-up post on how Brandon Jennings got the shyt slapped outta him during a summer league game????
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OKAY!!!
Post worthy! 
“Brandon is known for jumping from one vagina to the next. So this is not a surprise.”
True. Dude and his s-curl done fugged up Satin pillow cases in just about every county, but hes young
Teyana looks like a Pound Puppie and so will her litter.
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OTB is that yew
where you been?
Is that OTB
Hey girl *tosses hair back* How you?
LSLHAVGSPJU5in says:
This will be particularly difficult for you men who thought you had a chance to bag one of the last virgins in hip hop.
According to my West Coast sources, Teyanas take on virginity is from the new, unwritten version of King James,,,Oral and anal dont count 
So although her hymen may still be in tact, her back door done had more than just a few visitors,,,And by visitors I dont mean Jehovah Witnesses 
allegedly
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You saying she was once the Aurora Jolie(She was a virgin doing porn) of HipHop??
Everbody ain’t blessed like my Steebie.
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It wasn’t small, it just didn’t look like a flaccid peen should.
Actually Teyana looks JUST like Hurrican Chris ya’ll know the dude who sung “Hey Bay Bay” ya’ll memba? okay no fine
goat76 says:
Insurance or no-Insurance, somebody is gonna tend to my nutz before they reach 5-10 pounds let alone 140.
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Nah mean?? Shoot go to the emergency room or something. Any man that will let his privates get that far outta whack ain’t smashin nothing but homeless chicks.
Havent these two BEEN together??
Isnt that pic of LBJ downstairs last week,during filming for a commercial
HI ErryBody :wave:
You saying she was once the Aurora Jolie(She was a virgin doing porn) of HipHop??
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So although her hymen may still be in tact, her back door done had more than just a few visitors,,,And by visitors I dont mean Jehovah Witnesses allegedly
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EWWWWW
@GA
Just working…reduced sched. for summer, but school started so I’m back at it. How is your boy? :2dance:
Bird says:
goat76 says:
SO!! Which one of y’all Roses will give homeboy a shot now that he’s had his 140 pound nutz removed?
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He got on my bad side when I read he was walking around looking like that cause his broke ass ain’t have no insurance. I don’t want him cause of that.
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I watched the special on TLC and they said no surgeon would remove it because they thought he would bleed to death. A team of doctors finally decided they could do it and would do it for free as long as the state paid the hospital, but state of Nevada never did. He had the option of traveling to some other country (Australia??) to have it done but he couldnt fit them big ass balls on the plane.
GAGIRL87 says:Actually Teyana looks JUST like Hurrican Chris ya’ll know the dude who sung “Hey Bay Bay” ya’ll memba?
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@LSLHAVGSPJU5in
<_< Im doing well, yourself?
GAGIRL87 says:
Actually Teyana looks JUST like Hurrican Chris ya’ll know the dude who sung “Hey Bay Bay” ya’ll memba? okay no fine
HEY BAY BAY 
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We runnin’rount saying HEY BAY BAY
We runnin’rount saying!!
Heeeyyyyy OTB
Bird says:
goat76 says:
Insurance or no-Insurance, somebody is gonna tend to my nutz before they reach 5-10 pounds let alone 140.
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Nah mean?? Shoot go to the emergency room or something. Any man that will let his privates get that far outta whack ain’t smashin nothing but homeless chicks.
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Dude had his nutz in a damn hoodie for drawls.
GaGagirl
DahhhliNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG <-earthaKitt voice
Actually Teyana looks JUST like Hurrican Chris ya’ll know the dude who sung “Hey Bay Bay” ya’ll memba? okay no fine
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I remembaaaaaaaa :wave: <— praise handkerchief.
Diva says:
Excuse my attitude day….I am super bishy!!!! *files nails*
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It’s that time of the month?
Isnt that pic of LBJ downstairs last week,during filming for a commercial
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I got more knots in my stomach then he do…his upcoming nuptials. *massages temples*
According to my West Coast sources, Teyanas take on virginity is from the new, unwritten version of King James,,,Oral and anal dont count So although her hymen may still be in tact, her back door done had more than just a few visitors,,,And by visitors I dont mean Jehovah Witnesses allegedly
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Wait,
Don’t Angela Simmons do the very same thing??
I mean, he tripping like he was fcuking before he had the surgery, and the Doctors kilt his muthafcukin vibe!
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He needs to be real, not one soul was doing SHYT with his too big balls. How was anyone going to lift up 140 pounds to look for the dinky?! Shoot I’m 140 pounds. YUCK his balls was the weight of a damn person. I’m cool.
Is that Bizzle???? That’s mah main bish right there…I see the kids have gotten off to school alright.
Hey Keyaaaa
Yall get yall Aunt Tea
Shuga Honey says:
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I watched the special on TLC and they said no surgeon would remove it because they thought he would bleed to death. A team of doctors finally decided they could do it and would do it for free as long as the state paid the hospital, but state of Nevada never did. He had the option of traveling to some other country (Australia??) to have it done but he couldnt fit them big ass balls on the plane.
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I like the way you said couldn’t fit them big ass balls on the plane
Them DR’s lying about him bleeding to death, they just didn’t want to have nothing to do with them musty ass nutz.
Dude had his nutz in a damn hoodie for drawls.
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My question is who was lifting the heavy balls to wash them?!
OTB
them lipps!!
Diva says:
Excuse my attitude day….I am super bishy!!!! *files nails*
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Diva, uhhh why do you still have that nail place nail file?
@YourNameGyp!! :wave: I got ’em off!
I was feeling some kind of way since ppl kept asking for pics.
#badmama
Don’t Angela Simmons do the very same thing??
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Was it one of yall saying ppl say she smells or something?
@GA Just working…reduced sched. for summer, but school started so I’m back at it. How is your boy?
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@OTB He’s only been in school 2 weeks and the teacher personally walked him to car Friday and said he hasn’t been paying attention or following directions in class and she’s extremely concerned (she’s a sprite you know what she was getting at)
okay first bish I got his a$$ when he get home BUT hole up :stop: don’t think you tryna diagnose my baby with ADHD on the slick tip 
I took all his games and toys and he’s been better all this week at school so F&UCK you Jalen’s teacher 
Sorry to talk your head off
I missed your font that’s it 
they just didn’t want to have nothing to do with them musty ass nutz
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Dude had his nutz in a damn hoodie for drawls.
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My question is who was lifting the heavy balls to wash them?!
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I doubt if they were getting washed. Could they put a price on that for you to clean’em up?? Exactly, and you know he wasn’t washing them. Probably smelled like a 3rd World Country in that hoodie.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Dude had his nutz in a damn hoodie for drawls.
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My question is who was lifting the heavy balls to wash them?!
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he had a home aide named, Passion.
i kid you not.
Really Razzle
It’s that time of the month?
Is there video of Brandon getting those Paws laid on his face??
Not since Truman was in office
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I hate that too so I just post what I want You are not a bad mama just protective of your baby cubs…
And did Aunty try it with asking Diva if Aunt Flow was here?
he had a home aide named, Passion.
i kid you not.
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I can’t. smh. Passion though?
Diva who mutherphucking did it to you? tell me now
I’m feeling cranky myself that’s why I asked you that question like that
tell them don’t make me come from GA to TX 
nail place nail file
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I cannot stand when they dont listen. Acting like you dont understand me. I asked for a REALLY red gel color, like slutty red, and got coral..he did the pinky and I said, “nope, i dont like it..”
he says: “you no like? two coats. You like.”
Me:
No. I dont like.
Him: continues to paint…
Me:
He understood no tip, and two polishes short, I bet that.
Im doing well, yourself?
Im alright. This pregnancy is taking its tole on me, but I feel good. I miss talking about the queen with you :/ Fangate, her haircut…Im forced to defend her by myself
OutsidetheBox says:
Isnt that pic of LBJ downstairs last week,during filming for a commI got more knots in my stomach then he do…his upcoming nuptials. *massages temples*
I aint been here much,but I been here,I know U been busy w/kids for da summer 
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BiZzle
Anywho,SVB is Gonna be one happy woman soon . . Really? No Not Really!
Why 4 come bisshes trying to stomp on SVB throak;talking bout they screwing LBJ and stuff
MsB2u
I doubt if they were getting washed. Could they put a price on that for you to clean’em up?? Exactly, and you know he wasn’t washing them. Probably smelled like a 3rd World Country in that hoodie
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OMG NASTY!! Ugh. I saw the one clip where he fell trying to get into the van because the balls were too heavy.
But this really sucks for Teyana… this dude was your first…
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Her first male sex partner…
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Don’t Angela Simmons do the very same thing??
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Was it one of yall saying ppl say she smells or something?
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I think it was Sandra… and we were cracking jokes about how she was in the ocean and the salt water would do her some good
Who Dat says:
But this really sucks for Teyana… this dude was your first…
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Her first male sex partner…
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Cause she done smashed Karatchettutie
one of the last virgins in hip hop
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Who is the other one? Frank Ocean?
Is you a virgin if you never fawk’d the opposite sess? Real question.
I stole two bottles of polish Saturday.
I cannot stand when they dont listen. Acting like you dont understand me. I asked for a REALLY red gel color, like slutty red, and got coral..he did the pinky and I said, “nope, i dont like it..”
he says: “you no like? two coats. You like.”
Me: No. I dont like.
Him: continues to paint…
Me:
He understood no tip, and two polishes short, I bet that.
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hahahaha. But why would he continue to paint it that color when you said NO?!
Oh, that slap wasn’t really a slap. Maybe that was the intention, but it was more like a nigga putting his hand your face and rubbing it.
Disrespectful? Yes
Suspect? Hell Yeah!!
Slap? Hardly that.
Probably smelled like a 3rd World Country in that hoodie.
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A cheese factory in Wisconsin
okay first bish I got his a$$ when he get home BUT hole up don’t think you tryna diagnose my baby with ADHD on the slick tip I took all his games and toys and he’s been better all this week at school so F&UCK you Jalen’s teacher
Sorry to talk your head off I missed your font that’s it
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I am JUST like you! Haaaaaaaa. CTFU.
Dont you let that bish try to diagnose him offa no two weeks. I am GENUINELY perplexed about what these teachers expect kids 2nd grade and under to do?!? All the kids in my fam, the only one who I would not call lively and “in to everything” is one thats autistic. He is the most subdued out of our raucous bunch!
“he hasn’t been paying attention or following directions in class” <–wtf. This is KID 101. SHE needs to figure out how to get him to pay attn and follow directions. Use your skills, boo boo. Earn ya check. With you doing yor part at home you cant do her part too.
@goat
helluRRRh
Have you been watching HARDKNOCKS????
Not since Truman was in office
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Who are you?
What yo mama named you (original blog name)??
I want Nicki Minaj to stop posting lyrics to her music cause that shyt makes no since whatsoever. When she says shyt like “been writing all night” Hellz naw you haven’t written them damn daffy duck lyrics bytch you stole them from ACME studios!
Back to your regular scheduled program!
that is nasty lookin pic up top too. looking like mama bird throwing up in the baby birds mouth.
—> brandon
<—teyana
@OTB did he ask if you wanted “jail on nail” or was it regular polish?
Oh soooooo ya’ll go MIA and force me to be chit @ work… but now it’s popping in here ya’ll couldn’t come get me huh??? It’s like THAT now??? OH Ok
luVn_liFe… says:
@goat
helluRRRh
Have you been watching HARDKNOCKS????
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Hey Babes
You know it. I’ve been watching anything football. Hell yesterday I went and watch some 5yr olds practice #nopedo
I’ve been watching old games and everything.
I hate that too so I just post what I want You are not a bad mama just protective of your baby cubs…
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I’ma go take a break til yall get done talkin about stank swollen balls. Gotta take a minute to get Hey Bey Bey outta my head anyway.
@GOAT says:
I’ve been watching anything football. Hell yesterday I went and watch some 5yr olds practice
LMAOOOOO
I feel YA.. .
listen THOUGH!!! do U . .
see what i see in some of those dudes;like ummh errrh the rookie running back,and the red dude who ALWAYS has a half shirt on at Practice
OTB where the hail you been (MC Lyte voice).
Just come all up in here like you been here. We been missing each other?
I misseded you.
Was you here the day last week was tambout @Man retarted…um…slow looking…umm SPESHA LOOKING Morning Wood pics? I thought about you that day. And I need for @His to show up too for that convo. Yall aint never here when I need cha 
Was you here the day last week was tambout @Man retarted…um…slow looking…umm SPESHA LOOKING Morning Wood pics? I thought about you that day. And I need for @His to show up too for that convo. Yall aint never here when I need cha
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Wait… Aunty posted them??? or you’re just referrring to the convo?
Im alright. This pregnancy is taking its tole on me, but I feel good. I miss talking about the queen with you :/ Fangate, her haircut…Im forced to defend her by myself
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Okay well that narrows the choices considerably! A fan of the Queeen in these enemy watas?
Preggo…:eek: LSLH??
Ion think that bish cut her hair.
I liked it enough tho; like the bob wayyyy betta. Sporting the same one, but I was first. *shade hands*
OutsidetheBox says:
I hate that too so I just post what I want You are not a bad mama just protective of your baby cubs…
I went rogue in BD inbox because he posted pics of them, got his peepa fawning and chit, and aint purchased nothing but they socks. 
Too thru
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ONE TIME EX-HUBBY CAME TO MY SONS GAME AND WHEN HE SCORED HIS 1ST TOUCH DOWN OTHER DADS AND COACHES WAS HIGH FIVING THAT NIGGA AND I WENT OFF. ‘YALL AINT EVER SEENT THIS KNEE GROW BEFORE AINT BEEN TO NO PRACTICE BUT HE GETS A HIGH FIVE?” LET ME CATCH ANOTHER ONE OF YALL EVEN LOOK HIS WAY WHEN MY SON DOES SOMETHING GOOD. SHYT, NEXT TOUCH DOWN BABY MAMA’S AND WIFEYS LOOKED AT THEIR MEN LIKE :blankstare:
Ion think that bish cut her hair.
I liked it enough tho; like the bob wayyyy betta. Sporting the same one, but I was first. *shade hands*