Lindsay Lohan‘s new self-titled reality TV show premiered on Oprah Winfrey‘s OWN Network last night. The show was simulcast on the Discovery Channel for those who don’t get OWN on cable. Despite an avalanche of hype and free press from the blogs and social media, Lindsay’s reality show failed to attract TV viewers.
The first episode of Lindsay earned 693,000 viewers at 10 p.m. on Sunday night. While hardly a launch high for the growing cable network, it did mark the best unscripted premiere of 2014.
Lohan’s episode of Oprah’s Next Chapter brought 892,000 viewers in its premiere telecast, getting an extra 504,000 viewers with an adjacent encore.
A network effort to bring in new viewers, Lindsay did skew younger. Among women 18-34, the premiere’s .53 rating was up 231 percent from the year prior.
“We knew statistically speaking, from a ratings point of view, that we wanted to bring a different audience to this network,” OWN president Erik Logan told The Hollywood Reporter on Monday.
Compared to other unscripted efforts, the Lindsay premiere ranks third in that demo behind Iyanla: Fix My Life and Life with La Toya. The total viewers, while modest, gave OWN a six-week high in the Sunday hour.
Thanks to loyal reader Ernest O. for the tip.
Aint nobody checkin for lilo
I don’t care one bit about Lindsay.
I see her making that face, then turning and walking away
Low for other networks, not OWN. But you knew that you old devil.
Despite an avalanche of hype and free press from the blogs and social media….
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And this is STILL the first time I am hearing about it. And I still cant manage to give one iota of a fugg. Whether I heard about it 15 weeks ago…not like I was gonna watch it.
That was a really bad investment for O. There are much hotter celebs that she could have gotten for that money.
Im so thankful for all of yall. Love yall
No matter what hardships, no matter what trials, tribulations. We show up daily to Bless one another :fistbump: Just looking at Man I can tell hes got a lot on his mind 
Yet, here he is 
Ewww. :confused: I cannot even get rid of the distaste in my mouth for that comment about Trayvon’s parents by someone who was UNbanned…why exactly?
<— I'm lying. I aint thinking bout that chit.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
Whyyyy should I feel discouraged? Why should the shadows come?
Imma have to get myself together so I can come ward off these bad blog spirits…
Hope yall are well!
Im so thankful for all of yall. Love yall No matter what hardships, no matter what trials, tribulations. We show up daily to Bless one another Just looking at Man I can tell hes got a lot on his mind Yet, here he is
March 10, 2014 at 5:16 pm
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Hes looking into the camera thinking Bitch, I put my neck on the line for you
Neck couldnt withstand the pressure 
Who knew about this show? Why would anyone care about this show? Except for other junkies who were prolly just hoping to see her do some chit.
There has to be other junkies that these tv shows can exploit by now.
Otb
u gone stop leaving meh!
When was this phuckery?
Imma have to get myself together so I can come ward off these bad blog spirits
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Yes cause trubble dont lass always….
We missed you
AND its time for MARCH MADNESS CHILE
I NEEDCHEW
You better log in tomorrow
here this salty bytch here go…
There has to be other junkies that these tv shows can exploit by now
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And if there are none available…. there is ALWAYS DMX. Earl is open. He already been on OWN too. The head you know is better than the one you dont know Oprah.
Bish you used to get high.
You know that already O. Stop playing.
:owl: OTB
I like to be in the know
Razzle, bishes be hating
Real quick. Yall know I support Black people. However Oprah did this to herself. She genuinely cared. Of course its about ratings, but O gets caught up in that I have the power mindset. Bitch, yeen He-man
Behind the scenes @OTB White folks were clowning. She bought adspace and everything. My connects at one mag, where she spent a mint for the cover, clowning! Its her fault. She believes that THEY respect her. They dont. They laugh at her falls, just like aint got ish negroes. Praying for it. Girl. The Tyler Perry thing is working. Stick with it. Trying to reach back out to your White audience, they aint forgave you for Barack. Embrace it dumby 
Lindsay, Heigel,,,Even White Hollywood is over them. Duuuuuuh.
@WHO DAT
“There has to be other junkies that these tv shows can exploit by now
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And if there are none available…. there is ALWAYS DMX. Earl is open. He already been on OWN too. The head you know is better than the one you dont know Oprah.
Bish you used to get high.
You know that already O. Stop playing.
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I don’t think Oprah can handle anymo’ of that nigga tho!
cause bishes be hurt inside @DTTS
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Truh-bu don laso-wayyyz! HeHAY! 
TRUBU DON LASO-WAAYYYYZ! 
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All shat Dubb…
I think I see the beginning phases of a Linea Nigra (google it) on his forehead
Congratulations, its a boy 
I don’t think Oprah can handle anymo’ of that nigga tho!
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Yeah you might be right…
Where is Bobby? or Mike Tyson. OR she coulda got all THREE of them for ONE of Lindsey… and EVERYBODY I KNOW would tuned in for THAT ish. Been at home like
Calling folks at the commercial break like 
oh hold on its back on… call you at the NEXT commercial break.
SCRAM LOLA!
Nobody likes you here!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Who knew about this show? Why would anyone care about this show? Except for other junkies who were prolly just hoping to see her do some chit.
There has to be other junkies that these tv shows can exploit by now.
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@Man, from the previews, it looked like the show spotlighting this tramp would be the lead-in for another show on the *pay attention here*>>>>>>heroin EPIDEMIC. the previews mentioned phillip seymour hoffman, and then showed some young yt women expressing their surprise at their involvement with the drug, blah blah blah
Has there ever been a crack “epidemic” or is only an epidemic if it’s meth??! was there a 3-strikes law for meth and heroin??
Bren- That big ass black line on pregnant women’s bellies?
I didn’t get one.
Razzle, bishes can’t see for one track light
Has there ever been a crack “epidemic”
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Nope (pops lips like the gays).
It was imaginary.
Nobody up to and including her azz ever smoked any crack
Iola Boylan says:
Real quick. Yall know I support Black people. However Oprah did this to herself. She genuinely cared. Of course its about ratings, but O gets caught up in that I have the power mindset. Bitch, yeen He-man Behind the scenes @OTB White folks were clowning. She bought adspace and everything. My connects at one mag, where she spent a mint for the cover, clowning! Its her fault. She believes that THEY respect her. They dont. They laugh at her falls, just like aint got ish negroes. Praying for it. Girl. The Tyler Perry thing is working. Stick with it. Trying to reach back out to your White audience, they aint forgave you for Barack. Embrace it dumby Lindsay, Heigel,,,Even White Hollywood is over them. Duuuuuuh.
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B right doe! & it was too soon for her to try it but she was tryna strike while the iron hot. she gwan at least hab to wait till BO is outta office & chit
Them straps are way too wide
Taint no beetah, that a bra 
the haves & have nots season finale tomorrow doe!!!
damn them seasons be goin QUICK!!!
Its a small world after allll Tiz a small world afta haul
Iola Boylan says:
Them straps are way too wide
Taint no beetah, that a bra
Oompa Loompa Dupity dey, I tried follicle rejuvenation tew day
BREN! WILL YOU PLEASE JUST… oh, never mind!!!!
They say a pronounced brow line is a sign of virility
okey-dokey then, DTTS. i think i get your meaning… so I’ma take byke my hug from friday… since you didn’t really mean it for ‘me’ *paula deen turkey neck tremble*
He can touch the tip of his nose with his tongue
I guess thats not sayin much since they aint but >< that far apart 
He still smellin what he ate for dinner
If he put on a turtle neck it would look like a surgical mask
Hey yall just woke up from my nap before this night shift. Went into the killerman post and saw that mess. Be WE the ones that ain’t HUMAN. Someone that cares about it should get it a psychological evaluation cause something aint right.
Ol I left my neck in El Segundo lookin ass
I got to get it I got got to get it 
i tried to go to that blog Sandra posted about Dr. Patrick but it was all too much
i absolutely hate that format. that’s why ion get with LSA like that. the format is about the same
Sandra’s format is THEE bess!
note to self, don’t NEVA EVA play the dozens wit B
Its been so much fun Fay
Give Razz a 
for me. I got to go 
me, hubs & baby boy have been walking just about everyday (missed a couple due to bad weather), but anyway. i weighed myself last monday. weighed myself again today to track progress and i GAINED a pound :crying1:
hubby says he can tell my body is tightening. what chubble is this??
where my fitness experts at?
where my fitness experts at?
by ™ on Mar 10, 2014 at 5:50 pm
email me
B,
u got mail!
Of course they where.
ill tune in and watch. i saw the first episode. it was ok. she’s competing with the walking dead and rhoa encore episode too, so her slot isn’t goign to get millions of views. i do want to see her bounce back though. i like a good comeback story. lindsay, you can sit with us boo.