Hunky actor Idris Elba was spotted with a mystery blond at The Saturday Night Show on Sunday. The 41-year-old British singer and DJ recently welcomed a new son.
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Singer/actress Jessica Simpson, 33, was spotted arriving at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) holding hands with with her baby daddy Eric Johnson. The svelte mother of 2 looked stunning in a short black skirt and leather jacket. Click here to see how far Jessica has come in just 2 short years.
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Singer Jason Derulo, 24, performed at the Australian Football A-League Grand Final event in Brisbane, Australia on Sunday, May 4.
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Idris = Ol Drunk!
who. is. THOT. s/Idris?!
Idris look like he fell in a bag of ash.
Nigga lips and mouf the color of Taylor Swift and then his face black.
@SANDRA
Can you remove that pic of Jason?
I know why u put that pic up.
Thought this was a family blog mayne!
Why does Idris look all ashy around the mouth like he just took his face out some bad puss….
@VDOT
That ol drunk azz nigga always ashy. He allergic to lotion mayne.
Sexy motherf—-rs mess up too.
is Jason Derulo a friend of the blog or nah?
that dude look……. (pending answer to my question)
Jessica looks darn good
Idris
Idris got that Malik Yoba about the mouth area. he is not cute. ion care what yall done told him. ol rusty conehead self.
Also chris spewing that jail house to karate chop that hes gonna put a ring on it once hes released
I’d slap some vaseline on Idris, and we’d be good to go
he ill ashy aint he! THOT got him dehydrated
@BUTTERCUP
He still a drunk tho.
ol rusty conehead self.
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sassyshe says:
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Nah
She wasn’t banned but they put her on that she could be.
She and every other member of the Nhevi that re-posted the Lui Magazine photos got the warning.
I had to google Jason Derulo – apparently he sings some song I find myself humming from time to time (Talk Diry to me) AND that nucca’s brother is Mr. Birthday Secks Jeremih
Buttercup says:
I’d slap some vaseline on Idris, and we’d be good to go
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that nigga need to be buffed and sandblasted.
wait, aint he from across the pond too? ne’ermind. he is a vision of choclote glory
Who is Jason Derulo?
and he Jordin Sparks boyfriend.
Sandra really needs to change that dayum pic of that nigga.
Got people lookin at me crazy at work walkin past my desk and chit.
BullSweetness says:
Who is Jason Derulo?
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I saw Jason perform some time ago on american idol and he could really dance. he’s also jordan sparks’ boyfren. that’s all i know
Auntie – why didn’t you mention Lance Gross was in this post too. Just a post full of Hershey Kisses. Yummy!
@wasting, they took off her account it has nothing in it. They said today she put up a pic on a yatch, smoking a blunt, topless
Idris look High. He must have dressed himself and I’m gonna leave it at that.
He still a drunk tho.
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If Kim can have a friendly puss, Idris can be a drunk
Got people lookin at me crazy at work walkin past my desk and chit.
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Hes nit Jeremiah brother, he said some fool keeps editing Wikipedia putting that in
I usually like Idris, but I’m not liking these pics.
@sassy
That I didn’t know and
IG said you gone learn today . . .
@wasting, they took off her account it has nothing in it. They said today she put up a pic on a yatch, smoking a blunt, topless
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but she used to be big until she finished her waist training
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Thanks @Butter & @Kayce. I knew MJ was in there I now feel vindicated. But to who I dont know I wasnt having this argument with nobody but myself. Like I know MJ when I hear MJ.
wait, aint he from across the pond too? ne’ermind. he is a vision of choclote glory
I see you treading lightly.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra really needs to change that dayum pic of that nigga.
Got people lookin at me crazy at work walkin past my desk and chit.
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his whole ow-fit is soooooo
that haircut. :smh: he must not have a father cuz I just….
Im so offended
Buttercup says:
He still a drunk tho.
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If Kim can have a friendly puss, Idris can be a drunk
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Jason has also written for lyrics/hooks for several artists. He’s low-key sitting on quite a few $$$
Thanks @Butter & @Kayce. I knew MJ was in there I now feel vindicated. But to who I dont know I wasnt having this argument with nobody but myself. Like I know MJ when I hear MJ.
but Mama Butter said no. Parents sometimes have to save their kids from themselves.
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I know that feeling of knowing something but not being able to recall it. I was SEW in love with M.J. when I was little. I used to wear my red, leather, 100 zipper jacket with jeans, white socks and penny loafers (with the pennies in them). I wanted a jheri curl
Looking a lil ashy bro
Could that be from an ashy cooch that we discussed the other day 
So did the Nigerian militant leader said if people keep protesting about the girls hes going to sell them all
Are they p popping nekkid? If they have clothes on they are well with in the
Also we can report anyone with a offensive pic and after a certain amount of reports you are shut down. She has a public profile with millions of followers who were re-posting said images and was warned.
You on learn this 5th Day of May!
ol rusty conehead self.
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I used to wear my red, leather, 100 zipper jacket with jeans, white socks and penny loafers (with the pennies in them).
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I thought you was around my age
So did the Nigerian militant leader said if people keep protesting about the girls hes going to sell them all
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How did he release this statement?
sassyshe says:
So did the Nigerian militant leader said if people keep protesting about the girls hes going to sell them all
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I read last week that they had already married the girls off to their captors. Nigeria aint hardly stuttin us. they do what they want to over there.
Parents sometimes have to save their kids from themselves.
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he’s also jordan sparks’ boyfren. that’s all i know
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
OH he the 1 that filled her hotel room with flowers on V-Day.
@BUTTERCUP
“He still a drunk tho.
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If Kim can have a friendly puss, Idris can be a drunk ”
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Kim ain’t like that! UGH! So jealous…
Idris a drunk tho!
<<Idris for breakfast
<<Idris for lunch
<<Idris at night
<<Idris while driving!
I thought you was around my age
I think I am San. I’m 27, but I loved myself some M.J. I played his Thriller album so much, that I wore it out. Literally. The tape broke, and I cried for about 2 days. Mama Butter said she would get me another one. When I was a teenager, she admitted that she was relieved when it broke 
The nerve!
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“I abducted your girls. I will sell them in the market, by Allah,” a man claiming to be Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau said in a video first obtained by Agence France-Presse.
Jones outraged 200 girls kidnapped “There is a market for selling humans. Allah says I should sell. He commands me to sell. I will sell women. I sell women,” he continued, according to a CNN translation from the local Hausa language.
its on CNN, Buttercup.
That’s the one SOTHERNGRL
they seem like ‘first love’ couple (heaven forbid it don’t work out)
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Me too girl! I was laughing moreso at the penny loafer part
So did the Nigerian militant leader said if people keep protesting about the girls hes going to sell them all
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How did he release this statement?
by Buttercup
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Bin Lade style. He sent a vid claiming the kidnapping and he was going to sell the girls in the market
Instagram tripping. SO they won’t show her :boobies: but they let these stripper chicks put up pics of them pucci popping and doing handstands.
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@V-Dot after the struggle train that I clicked on last week. They can leave Rhi alone and I am far from one of Navys or Armys or whatever. after what I saw with my own 4 eyes that can cancel that chit with Rhi.
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@Man
can you send me one of your world famous morning wood pictures?
BullSweetness says:
@Man
can you send me one of your world famous morning wood pictures?
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Kim ain’t like that! UGH! So jealous…
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<<Kim with her first husband
<<Kim with Ray J
<<Kim with Reggie Bush
<<Kim with Nick Lachey
<<Kim with Miles Austin
<<Kim with Gabriel Aubrey
<<Kim with Kris Humphries
<<Kim with the random in Australia
BullSweetness says:
@Man can you send me one of your world famous morning wood pictures?
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and here you come trying to start a riot among the hoes
aint enough inches to go around 
I abducted your girls. I will sell them in the market, by Allah,” a man claiming to be Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau said in a video first obtained by Agence France-Presse.
Jones outraged 200 girls kidnapped “There is a market for selling humans. Allah says I should sell. He commands me to sell. I will sell women. I sell women,” he continued, according to a CNN translation from the local Hausa language.
its on CNN, Buttercup.
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You know what I’m against violence for the most part. But I promise you this fugger here needs straight up killing. This type of mindset needs wiping out. Lawd let me go do some of these folks work.
@SANDRA
I PHUCKING DEMAND A BANNING OF BUTTERCUP!
BAN HER AZZ RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
“I abducted your girls. I will sell them in the market, by Allah,” a man claiming to be Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau said in a video first obtained by Agence France-Presse.
I would have to Bryan Mills a la Taken on this dude.
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Fucking
at Buttercup.
Don’t forget Nick Cannon, TJ Jackson and Evan Ross
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Real shyt
buttercup done set him awf!
Me too girl! I was laughing moreso at the penny loafer part
I have always loved a nice pair of loafers 
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BUTTER!!!!
@Man, I’ll be back
I hope you read that in the voice of The Terminator.
BullSweetness says:
@Man can you send me one of your world famous morning wood pictures?
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Who knows this muthaphucka? “Bull Sweetness” sound like a gay dude’s name.
Won’t be none of that!
Send me a pic of the twat region with my initials “M.I.J.D.C.” written right above the puzzy and I’ll send u some pics.
<<<stole this from Idris
@User Friendly I’ve been lurking for a long time but I’ve decided @Man is probably short and thick in all the wrong and right places at the same time…
Im bout to puke
@Man nah I’m good thanks anyway.
If you get pics, let us know if it’s measuring in at 3.5in
Who knows this muthaphucka? “Bull Sweetness” sound like a gay dude’s name.
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did how you respond to a fan??!!
i think i’ma have to logout
@Man making my head hurt :confused: 
:crying1: Y’all didn’t have to say he came out of his executive height adjusters!
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Bwhahahahahahah
BullSweetness says:
@Man nah I’m good thanks anyway.
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uh huh.
Well, let me tell you know, I already got several stalkers so that posistion is filled. I ain’t lookin to add no mo’ either.
So you just goin have to admire me from afar like the rest of these hoes.
I just wanted to make sure my login worked. I’m heading out, ttyl.
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So you just goin have to admire me from afar like the rest of these hoes.
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:crying1: My stomach hurt
how he gonna run off the ONE admirer he got??!!
(Milky don’t count cause she drank)
So you just goin have to admire me from afar like the rest of these hoes.
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Name ’em!
Man… some of yall must ain’t get no dyck this weekend. Yall extra foolish today and then trying to start stuff with me.
….and then to disrespect Kim when she ain’t did yall nothing!
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
how he gonna run off the ONE admirer he got??!!
(Milky don’t count cause she drank)
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whatever happened to Diva?
Nice to know i can always come back here and see that j. stans is still Dat nicca round here
:thumpsup:
Lord Man!
You won for today!!
@V DOT
You BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN wanted me! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. Now, don’t make me put ur business out in the skreet nah.
(Milky don’t count cause she drank)
I almost snorted in this quiet office.
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Wow @Nancy you just goin to put me on blast like that. Goes to the
to 
I think Diva got a new gig working at night… i think
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Man… some of yall must ain’t get no dyck this weekend. Yall extra foolish today and then trying to start stuff with me.
….and then to disrespect Kim when she ain’t did yall nothing!
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thats cuz Kim the one taking up all the dack. aint none left for nobody else to get!
everytime I go in the kitchen she in the kitchen. fuggin all the Nicks, all the Reggies, all the Kanyes
Y’all mofo’s know you dead azz wrong for that bullsweetness comment – I can’t stop laughing – oh man thank goodness my boss worked from home today – I am cracking the heck up…. between Sandra dissing the wanna be newbies and this here post I have worked my stomach muscles today… thank you all for being so flippin funny…..
Man… some of yall must ain’t get no dyck this weekend. Yall extra foolish today and then trying to start stuff with me.
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Just ain’t chit and ain’t ne’er gown’ta be!!!!
ohhhhh,
um… heeeyyyyyy Milky Gurllll!!! 
@Man, did “Bull” send you anything yet?
I already knew V Dot, OTB, Diva, Ky Cakes, Jenie, Nakeya, and Bad Influence wanted me. There are a few more, but these I know as fact.
But I know they not the only ones tho.
You BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN wanted me! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. Now, don’t make me put ur business out in the skreet nah.
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I give you permission to put it out because I wanna know my d@mn self
Nice to know i can always come back here and see that j. stans is still Dat nicca round here
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Seem like he be the only nig :crying1:
@Nancy
You gon lurn tuday!
Now, don’t make me put ur business out in the skreet nah.
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uh-oh… this could take a turn for the worst… last time somebody threatened to do something like this, he did it and the bans played on….
SOTHERNGRL says:
I abducted your girls. I will sell them in the market, by Allah,” a man claiming to be Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau said in a video first obtained by Agence France-Presse.
Jones outraged 200 girls kidnapped “There is a market for selling humans. Allah says I should sell. He commands me to sell. I will sell women. I sell women,” he continued, according to a CNN translation from the local Hausa language.
its on CNN,
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This is so sad! IMO he looked like he was laughing while giving his sick speech.
that nigga said beeeeeeeeeeen like it was from the beginning of time…like way waaaaaaaay back when Kim was a virgin. you know, the stone ages?
uh-oh… this could take a turn for the worst… last time somebody threatened to do something like this, he did it and the bans played on…
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I already knew V Dot, OTB, Diva, Ky Cakes, Jenie, Nakeya, and Bad Influence wanted me. There are a few more, but these I know as fact.
But I know they not the only ones tho.
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Why was I left off of this list? Them hoes dont/cant love you like I do!
@V DOT
Now… word is… and don’t waste time tryin to deny it cause I had the emails forwarded back then.
You was DYING to know who I am. wearing out ur computer tryin to find out. You and the “girls” were discussing it and they said you wanted to give me some “just to see how I was.”
Now, remember, before you say anything. Most religions discourage lying.
uh-oh… this could take a turn for the worst… last time somebody threatened to do something like this, he did it and the bans played on….
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I was lurking back then, but somebody said it looked like it had a cold :crying1: Who said it?
@MILKY
“Why was I left off of this list? Them hoes dont/cant love you like I do!”:
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Word is you just be talkin chit to see if I will respond. But the others really want to have my baby.
Now, I’m just telling you what I heard.
You and the “girls” were discussing it and they said you wanted to give me some “just to see how I was.”
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That’s a lie. If I wanted to give you some, you would have got some
I am over Mayweather and his coon shucking understudy bronner
@Butter
I heard some of Maywheather interview
There is a special place for him!
I was lurking back then, but somebody said it looked like it had a cold :crying1: Who said it?
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I have no idea. i was lurking too, but i wasn’t reading every day, so i just sorta wandered back in one day and was
lost 
like a mug!
know I wasn’t on the blog much last week, but did y’all discuss the interview Mayweather did with Big Tigger?
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I listened to it over the weekend. Man that nucca’s voice was quivering. His feelings were supper hurt. But I loved all of the :umbrella: he threw. I was
at him referencing Nelly and Country Grammer. And he pretty much told Floyd your pockets probably ain’t deep enough to take care of Miss Jackson 
Man trying to use reverse psychoticogy (work to Mama Jones)on VDOt
he got mind control over deebo
*correction* Floyd = Nelly in that last sentence
@VDOT
So, you tellin me you ain’t did no research tryin to figure out who I am and chit and discuss phucking me?
Uncle Idris stawdin’ to look like that uncle that your female friends used to say, “Your Uncle look like he used to be fine”…
Yaaaaaay! I love when brothers get their ugly. It does so much for MY self-esteem.
“reverse psychoticogy”
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I was
my head the whole time I listened to that interview. He was talking about her like she was Humpty Dumpty except he was able to put her together and would’ve put her back together after she had the babies. There was a lot of pain in his voice. Maybe Iyanla can help.
There was a lot of pain in his voice. Maybe Iyanla can help.
Dude got issues. Maybe he grew up in a motherless home? #whatwouldssandrasay?
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@VDOT
So, you tellin me you ain’t did no research tryin to figure out who I am and chit and discuss phucking me?
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@VDOT, Man talking like he has some receipts
He has nothing, right?
Man trying to use reverse psychoticogy (work to Mama Jones)on VDOt
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Aint he tho?
That nucca cracks me up tho.
Yaaaaaay! I love when brothers get their ugly.
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say what?!
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He is going to need more the Iyanla
He is super grown and what he did, has done and is still doing is sad and wrong and 1 of the reasons she is 
He has to be effed up for her to leave him, all that money, bags etc behind and to not have 18 yrs of CS and a marriage with no prenup!
@SUMMERBABY I didnt see it but I swear you are right. The words sound like his azz was smizing when he said it.
There was a lot of pain in his voice. Maybe Iyanla can help.
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that niqqa just need to get over himself tis all. that “pain in his voice” is his bruised ego. he arrogant and used to having his way and the last say. chick said ‘not me not today’ and he wasn’t ready.
maybe Chilli can help…
Word is you just be talkin chit to see if I will respond. But the others really want to have my baby.
Now, I’m just telling you what I heard.
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to 
ION how you heard that. That must be likka in ur cup! I dont want to have ur baby I JUST WANT TO LUV YOU! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY OR DO! back to my
He has to be effed up for her to leave him, all that money, bags etc behind and to not have 18 yrs of CS and a marriage with no prenup!
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Happy Monday and Cinco de Mayonnaise
Any body drunk yet?
Dude got issues. Maybe he grew up in a motherless home? #whatwouldssandrasay?
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I actually think his mom had substance abuse issues when he was growing up.
maybe Chilli can help…
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Any body drunk yet?
but I wish I was. At around 9am this morning, I asked Honey Dip if it was too early to put on sombreros and drink margaritas. He ain’t loyal 
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SummerBaby says:
I actually think his mom had substance abuse issues when he was growing up.
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now that you say that, he does look like one of them little strong ass sped kids that went to class in the trailer behind the school. like lil snotty nose Roscoe off of Martin.
Dude got issues. Maybe he grew up in a motherless home? #whatwouldssandrasay?
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I actually think his mom had substance abuse issues when he was growing up.
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Has anybody ever even seen his Moms? All I see is his Dad & Uncle
I been drankin I been drankin!
Ugh! here we go w/this
I hate when people send me an email, THEN they got to follow up w/an in-person visit to explain their email.
mugflocker, i can read AND comprehend! iont need you come give me a blow-by-blow of what you just sent. plus, if i have questions after i read it i will ASK YOU.
i notice that bout yt folks though, they LOVE a long arse drawn-out discussion. not me! give me my marching orders and if there’s anything that’s unclear i’ll let you know. otherwise, shut the flock up and move ’round!!!!!
And trifling azz Ashanti was there as his “special guest”. Shanti acting like one of these thirsty broads running to whoever or wherever her name is called. Got you
about why Nelly started up with Tae
Has anybody ever even seen his Moms? All I see is his Dad & Uncle
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I think I seen her on one of those documentaries before one of his fights.
Mista will be ready, for a libation and some other things by the time he gets home…
We bought some margaritas in that come in Popsicle paks.
Just gonna have one
I did not Know Idris was a singer/DJ
Hole up! Hole UP! why Idris got on that tight azz shirt and buttoned all the way up to his chin? Not Sexy!
She did Summer, she did
And trifling azz Ashanti was there as his “special guest”. Shanti acting like one of these thirsty broads running to whoever or wherever her name is called. Got you about why Nelly started up with Tae
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Ashanti went just to try & get under Nelly’s skin. I think they all need to grow up. What I don’t get is why does Floyd hang w/young azz Justin Bieber.
Why would I discuss phucking you with the next chick?
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Right! who does this?!
(Unless @Man got a lady pimp
) 
I googled Mayweathers mo…. and the first thing that came up was addict
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When I was about eight or nine, I lived in New Jersey with my mother and we were seven deep in one bedroom and sometimes we didn’t have electricity”, Mayweather said. “When people see what I have now, they have no idea of where I came from and how I didn’t have anything growing up”.
It was not uncommon for young Mayweather to come home from school and find used heroin needles in his front yard. His mother was also addicted to drugs, and he had an aunt who died from AIDS because of her drug use. “People don’t know the hell I’ve been through”, he says.
The most time that his father spent with him was taking him to the gym to train and work on his boxing, according to Mayweather. “I don’t remember him ever taking me anywhere or doing anything that a father would do with a son, going to the park or to the movies or to get ice cream”, he says. “I always thought that he liked his daughter (Floyd’s older stepsister) better than he liked me because she never got whippings and I got whippings all the time”.
Mayweather’s father contends that Floyd is not telling the truth about their early relationship. “Even though his daddy did sell drugs, I didn’t deprive my son”, the elder Mayweather says. “The drugs I sold, he was a part of it. He had plenty of food. He had the best clothes and I gave him money. He didn’t want for anything. Anybody in Grand Rapids can tell you that I took care of my kids”.Floyd senior says he did all of his hustling at night and spent his days with his son, taking him to the gym and training him to be a boxer. “If it wasn’t for me he wouldn’t be where he is today”, he maintains.
“I basically raised myself,” Mayweather says. “My grandmother did what she could. When she got mad at me I’d go to my mom’s house. My life was ups and downs”. His father says he knows how much pain his incarceration caused his son, but insists he did the best he could. “I sent him to live with his grandmother”, he says. “It wasn’t like I left him with strangers”.
@Nancy – Hurry up and leave after they send it…do it about 5 times and they will get the hint….Or as they walk up get on the phone. I usta do that…Then finally the bald head crow that usta, finally said are you are the phone. YES BiSH.
Wasn’t Ashanti the EX Nelly said Floyd was flying around
Just read that @User
Happy Monday and Cinco de Mayonnaise
Any body drunk yet?
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clearly SOMEbody is
here we go w/this
I hate when people send me an email, THEN they got to follow up w/an in-person visit to explain their email.
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Im dealing with this NOW NAN! Were under new ownership, however my role STAYS The EXACT SAME, why do I need a synopsis on my job description \ role
as well as everything needs to be reiterated ???
O.
K.
Has been my short annoyed response today
We bought some margaritas in that come in Popsicle paks.
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I saw some Margaritaville popsicles in Walgreens a couple of weeks ago. go ahead and have one so that you can loosen up for your mister
Obviously he didn’t have a strong man in his corner, his actions tell alot about his bisharse tendencies. His dad is lying, cause Mayweather still acts like a 8 year old lil boy.
now that you say that, he does look like one of them little strong ass sped kids that went to class in the trailer behind the school. like lil snotty nose Roscoe off of Martin.
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no compassion
Buttercup says:
We bought some margaritas in that come in Popsicle paks.
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I saw some Margaritaville popsicles in Walgreens a couple of weeks ago. go ahead and have one so that you can loosen up for your mister
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in walgreens you say?
hol up. i’ll be rigth back 
“The drugs I sold, he was a part of it. ”
I believe Floyd Jr.s story.
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what, Floyd held the Bomb
Has anyone ever seen Floyd’s mother?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
Can you remove that pic of Jason?
I know why u put that pic up.
Thought this was a family blog mayne!
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I can’t believe that a man can’t tell the difference between a crease and a Johnson.
@just
no wutamelun this way!
Florida Mayweather need to just stop all of his whining! Like his father said, if it wasnt for him taking and training him in the gym he would not be the boxer he is today. I can understand Florida over-compensating for the things he did not have as a child, but this ninja burned money up! Florida I love you, but baby it is time to sit down with Iyanla and let her fix ur life dearhart!
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
Happy Monday and Cinco de Mayonnaise
Any body drunk yet?
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clearly SOMEbody is
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Not drunk just act the FEWL all the time.
At around 9am this morning, I asked Honey Dip if it was too early to put on sombreros and drink margaritas. He ain’t loyal
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hmmm, that reminds me… i got some Daily’s frozen margaritas in the freezer
:koolaid1:
:rofl::dead:
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@sunmer biebs his new ray j, you know he needs a singer with a singing voice of a 16 year old girl.
Floyd will never love or respect a female because he has abandonment issues from his mom and dont know what its like to love just because. He will always equate love to buying and controlling a female
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I think I just fell in
@User – These are Shark Attack Cocktails Original Lime….
tequila and orange liquer
Co C K Tails is a offensive. Talking about drinks not D YCK
Walks up to MAN! BULLSWEETNESS <——- who dis heffa?
Then finally the bald head crow that usta, finally said are you are the phone. YES BiSH.
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Um, thank you, Looking
in walgreens you say?
hol up. i’ll be rigth back 
They were BOGOF at the time. I may have to zip over to my Walgreens too. I can put them in the freezer at work, and they’ll be ready for this evening.
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hmmm, that reminds me… i got some Daily’s frozen margaritas in the freezer
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We normally do margaritas in a bucket, but those popsicles may be the perfect treats for the days I will spend poolside this summer.
Obviously he didn’t have a strong man in his corner, his actions tell alot about his bisharse tendencies. His dad is lying, cause Mayweather still acts like a 8 year old lil boy.
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@JustLooking I know there is always a couple of versions of the truth depending on who you ask;but I’m gonna go with Floyd on this because his actions seem to prove his point of how things really were.
@BUtter
what is margaritas in a bucket??
the Jose Cuervo Margarita mix with an added shot of cuervo IS IT!
sold in walgreens for $17
@buttercup – Umm sweetie before you take LIQ into your office, wrap it up and tape 55 times. K, okay
i got some Daily’s frozen margaritas in the freezer :koolaid1:
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@Nancy I think I kept Daily’s in business last summer. Those things are good.
O.
K.
Has been my short annoyed response today
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I don’t understand why people need all this face time.
i briefly, very briefly, wanted to snap his neck! he just HAS to touch something when he’s in here 
and it’s the same lil guy Luvie. He’s been coughing all day, and i been spraying lysol all day. why would he come in here while i’m eating AND THEN proceed to pickup my can of lysol off the floor and put it on my desk!
I don’t want to talk to you, listen to you, or see you (or smell you).
Go. Away.
(
I command you to move today.) 
What alcohol inebriated state do ya’ll reside in? Can only by liq, wine at the Liquor store here.
I command you to move today.)
lord help me get thru the next 180 days
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cthu! Seriously though.
no compassion
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what? I said he was strong
Just Looking says: What alcohol inebriated state do ya’ll reside in? Can only by liq, wine at the Liquor store here.
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Hooking, they usually sell the Cuervo GOLD Margarita mix in the liquor store
“Florida Mayweather”
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cant read no further….
what is margaritas in a bucket??
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It has Big Bucket on the front of it, so I think it’s the brand. It has all of the mix in the bucket, so you just wash out the bucket, dump the contents in the bucket along with some tequila. You can chill it or freeze it, and it’s convenient because it has a spout right on the bucket.
Sandra Rose says:
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Sandra you forgot Nick Cannon and Bow Wow
reading this story bout this girl in school put man milk in some cupcakes and gave them to the ppl that was bullying her
luVn_liFe… says:
cthu! Seriously though. lord help me get thru the next 180 days
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180 days? luvie you in rehab??dc
tell Chris Brown I said happy burfday
Milky says:
Walks up to MAN! BULLSWEETNESS <——- who dis heffa?
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@Just Look
I was thinking the same thing. I wish, Duane Reade, Walgreens, CVS or Rite Aid sold drinks.
@buttercup – Umm sweetie before you take LIQ into your office, wrap it up and tape 55 times. K, okay
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I’ll wrap it up because these lushes would think it would be a free-for-all. I’ve learned that in the KC area folks like to drink and will think of every excuse to do so. One of the fridges here is filled with beer and the contents of the cabinet could stock a full bar. At my old job, my boss would come into my office and say it was too pretty to be inside, so we would walk a couple of blocks to a bar.
User Friendly says: Seriously though. lord help me get thru the next 180 days
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180 days? luvie you in rehab??dc
tell Chris Brown I said happy burfday
Ya’ll Mofos KRAY; i’ll tell CBreezy though 
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LMAO!!!!
Rite Aid been selling Boones Farm since I had my summer job there in 1996
@Luvn
Yeah, Cuervo GOLD Margarita in cabinet and Tequila…all kinds. Have you tried Almond, that mista’s favorite.
@Nancy – ForGET this person, or say, oh I’m sorry I have the RUINS I’ll email you back. Say that 5 TIMES.. They may talk about you, but they will stop coming around.
They will be like, damn this shi T T Y woman.
PS why does KeKe Wyatt look better than her?
Those things are good.
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They’re good, but they’re so sweet. i was on them hard when they first came out, but the sweetness just got to be too much
Buttercup says: It has Big Bucket on the front of it, so I think it’s the brand. It has all of the mix in the bucket, so you just wash out the bucket, dump the contents in the bucket along with some tequila. You can chill it or freeze it, and it’s convenient because it has a spout right on the bucket
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never heard of it, it Sounds SERIous
Almond margarita
thats interesting.
Just Looking says: Yeah, Cuervo GOLD Margarita in cabinet and Tequila…all kinds. Have you tried Almond, that mista’s favorite.
Never tried that, I don’t drink… .. . .
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HEY BABES
aKneeMore
Missouri has very lax alcohol laws- Kansas not so much. When I go to the grocery store near Honey Dip’s, I pickup stuff for dinner along with craft beers, fine wine, and liquor for mixed drinks.
Greetings Roses! :newbie:, and I am here for it. Thank you to SR for the login.
What more can I say?
reading this story bout this girl in school put man milk in some cupcakes and gave them to the ppl that was bullying her
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I read about this earlier . : hurl: Folks are crazy!
@Nancy – Ain’t that a shame about that Re-Org/Bankruptcy
@Luvn – Rehab –
What happens in 180 
new job..vaca
Sandra you forgot Nick Cannon and Bow Wow
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and TITO Jr.
and the Soccer player, Reynaldo?
Tssk
Not in Jersey!
…lolol
never heard of it, it Sounds SERIous
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It’s yummy. We first picked it up in Wal-Mart in Atlanta about 5 years ago. He dumped some Don Julio blanco in there and put it in the freezer overnight. I think you get about 15 cups to each bucket, so we had a good time that weekend! I think it’s about $6 a bucket.
luVn_liFe… says:
Just Looking says: Yeah, Cuervo GOLD Margarita in cabinet and Tequila…all kinds. Have you tried Almond, that mista’s favorite.
Never tried that, I don’t drink… .. . .
It’s okay, Still love you 
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HEY BABES
aKneeMore
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So it is rehab
1 drink is all I can do….
Just Looking says:
What alcohol inebriated state do ya’ll reside in? Can only by liq, wine at the Liquor store here.
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Looking! Listen! when i first moved to MD i was SEW confuzzled. I used to live within walking distance of the pentagon city costco and would just stock up on wines from there. but sometimes i’d just go to the giant food superstore, say on a sunday if i was in there shopping for my sunday dinner. so, imagine me as a new MD resident, on a sunday, walking around the giant. i walked and walked and walked
and walked some more. i finally told myself ‘oh it’s sunday so they prob don’t sell on sunday and it’s in the byke’ 
i went to every grocery store within a 5 mile radius of my home 
with no luck. this went on for a while until i mentioned it to Mister who explained the deal to me. needless to say, since i still work in VA i do my ‘grocery’ shopping before i go cross the bridge 
Where did my faux beau Man go? I wanna ask if he saw his other boo Draya’s struggle “twerking” video?
and it’s convenient because it has a spout right on the bucket
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this has tickled me because i’m imagining a big arse bucket with, not a spout, but a big arse spigot. and Butter in a big arse sombrero dancing to mariachi music. :crying1:
Just Looking says:– Rehab –
What happens in 180 
new job..vacay
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YEAH, User done put me in rehab
reading this story bout this girl in school put man milk in some cupcakes and gave them to the ppl that was bullying her
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this why iont bother people
180 days? luvie you in rehab??dc
tell Chris Brown I said happy burfday
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Go now!
At my old job, my boss would come into my office and say it was too pretty to be inside, so we would walk a couple of blocks to a bar.
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Lawd this made me miss them yt folks i used to work w/at my first real grown-up job. we worked hard, but they made sure we played just as hard. i can remember one friday afternoon we had croissants and somebody brought out one of those BIG jugs of wine, like inglenook or something like that. well they was just drinking and carrying on and lo and behold here come the Director!
they never missed a beat, somebody just threw a lampshade over that wine jug and then sat there and had a serious conversation w/the Director. 
They will be like, damn this shi T T Y woman.
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I’m taking all this down Looking.
Don’t post to often, but had to check and make sure my login woorked..
worked
Hey y’all. Can I get a recap for the afternoon? Thanks.
MAN MAN MAN I CANT WITH YOU. YOU ARE A FREAKIN RIOT DOG… NEED TO GET ON THE COMEDY CIRCUIT.
OH DAMN
HE GOTS HIM A SPRITE :crying1: WHY Idris, WHYYY, I’m done with him 
Idris just had a baby the other day by a black chick with a black name (Naiyana).