… that she was paid $100,000 to entertain those empty chairs.
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Im Miss Don’tCare Babeee!!!
Hey Yall!
I love Keri, she is sexy. Leave her alone!
Why do they come for her? I mean she still working right?
Really I don’t get the intense hate for her
Twitter.. exposing those who hurt since..
Beyonce? Would never. She gotta stop this chit. SHow em in checks!
She was on that stage patting the hell out of that pussy
Her and her man sexy together tho
Why do they come for her? I mean she still working right?
Really I don’t get the intense hate for her
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Their worlds too small Gigs.. back at they granmama house, only one cook could fit in the kitchen at a time.
ricanlbc says:
I love Keri, she is sexy. Leave her alone!
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Its more than I make in a year so
Serge Ibaka is so SEXY! Ion like Kerri, but she’s a lucky bitch!!!
Lord Keri
If she would’ve help up that magazine cover and not dared Bey to have a baby, she may have had 2500 instead of 25 at her sound check…
I woulda entertained the hell outta them chairs for 10K. :2dance:
:hairtoss:
:micheal jackson in the wind machine stance:
OTB
Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her. Why the damn hate?! Shawty is happy and you see her GLOWING. She living life on her terms so I mean let her live!
I don’t understand why she felt the need to broadcast it. Get ur paper in silence.
I guess cause I don’t much GIVE A FCUK about what people think of me 4yr degree or NOT.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Beyonce? Would never.
Hell, I wouldn’t either
Why engage?
Keep em wanting you to want to acknowledge them.
This
luVn_liFe… says:
I don’t understand why she felt the need to broadcast it. Get ur paper in silence.
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Exactly
Keri my girl though
That nigga speak like 5 languages. I know he be whispering shit she dont understand in her ear while they
Lawd that picture of him in those linen pants… 
:micheal jackson in the wind machine stance:
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Annie R U ok?
I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis
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*gabby lip quiver* :
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I’m really an 80’s baby but these cheeks of mine won’t let my age prosper
Don’t worry Luv’n, I’m not a fighter. I’m a Cancer so even if I tried I’d be crying the whole time.
Have a good day guys til I get back.
by TaylorMade on Jan 15, 2015 at 1:13 pm
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OTB
Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her.
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#WINNING
Serge Ibaka is so SEXY!
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I would fukk Kerri mayne.
Sads. But true.
CAFE’
Next call, she gone be stuck holed up in the bathroom
Keri tell’n nem howes *said like Joseline* they sitting at home while she got paid more than they make in a year.
:micheal jackson when he tap that foot with them outstrecthed arms:
Girl. I wouldve been all over that stage!
:pussy pat:
Shiid Serge teaching her the language n shyt…that’s a dedicated negra right there bwoy
Prolly speaking that french/congolese/spanish shyt to me when we fukking…gosh I would kum so damn hard
” I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her.”
AGREED! keri live ur life FOR YEW
OTB
Me too and I’m happily married. But my hubby would have to understand… African Mandingo Warriors are rare….
and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her.
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I know its tough not to clap back at Twitter birds but i promise I could find something else to do with my time..
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Serge Ibaka is so SEXY!
Sads. But true.
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I would fukk Kerri mayne.
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He gets all the girl’s pannies wet…
including minezCan’t wait to see their babies.
Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU.
IDK. I like this chick. She got a big dack in her life. She seems like a sweet southern girl. She normally IS silent…she dont bother me none. 
*gabby lip quiver*
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@Gigi
Like a fauking waterfall…..
Great for Keri. But I am sure whoever booked her azz was fired that night.
KDub says:Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU.
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Yeah, Even a Dog gets tired.
sounds like a win if you ask me, but who is paying her that kind of money to perform pretty girl rock?
Keri tell’n nem howes *said like Joseline*
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BOFLLLLL Cannot wait for that speech pattern to be byke on my teevee..
Keri is supposed to drop something next month. How many of y’all would give it a chance?
so what happened the 3 ppl there paid 33,000 each? where the money come from and how can I get me some????
. How many of y’all would give it a chance?
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to Do what Razzie?
OTB- yes..
I liked her responses. I can never understand why people tell Keri, Ciara, etc., that they need to give it up when what they are doing is keeping a roof over their heads and food in their mouth plus it’s legal work and not demeaning.
so what happened the 3 ppl there paid 33,000 each?
HOLLERING!
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Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU. IDK. I like this chick. She got a big dack in her life. She seems like a sweet southern girl. She normally IS silent…she dont bother me none.
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pretty girl rock?
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me and my daughter’s song. video was so cute. Keri and Ciara make cute videos (to me).
Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she “IMPLIED” some ish about Beyonce? She didnt even name call did she? *sigh* shat sucks really.
Candy Cane
LAWD!!
User: It was a Lenny Kravitz concert, she was the opening act. She was prolly contracted regardless of how many folk showed up
Management is boss if she got that much
plus it’s legal work and not demeaning
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well…
She said it to make some of them go look in the mirror and wonder why not me? With they watching a%% :crying1: What I got from this: FUK YALL
Karrine tryna take shots at C. Milli. Said Lil girl :stop: tryna claim a man who belongs to the world.
*cues The Weeknd and starts gyrating*
Oooh girl
I know I should leave you
and learn to mistreat you
cause you belong to the world
She tried to come back and say it was a note to her younger self. Bish you were just claiming Wayne last year…
that they need to give it up when what they are doing is keeping a roof over their heads and food in their mouth plus it’s legal work and not demeaning.
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@luvie- you wouldn’t give Keri’s new song a chance. You saying before she utters the first three words you gonna be like :stop: STAWP! NO.
? 
I enjoy Keri’s singing (studio edited, not live [with emphasis]
). She’s alright in my books.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
I woulda entertained the hell outta them chairs for 10K.
Would’ve had on some pants like Prince with the azz out 
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It was a Lenny Kravitz concert
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Oh that explains ALOT. she was the opening act, Not many people rush to a concert for an opening act
I remember Mary/JAYS “heart of the city tour” in 2006? “dream” was the opening act.
there were maybe 15 people he was performing for
RAZZ be like:
says:
Keri is supposed to drop something next month. How many of y’all would give it a chance?
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I’ll give anything a chance
I even TRIED to give Ciara a chance yesterday but it was a no go. that song was tired.
Ive been bopping my head to trap queen by a half bline dude
ion care who sings the song as long as I can get my boogie on 
Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she “IMPLIED” some ish about Beyonce?
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Pretty much. And if you ask me Keri is living her life her way. She seems to have a balance between normalcy and that “limelight” shyt. Can’t fault her for that at all
Keri go have a spiritual wedding with Mr. Ibaka hun. Make you some gorg African babies with that man.
I actually had No Boys Allowed in my changer for a while. I always llike singer songwriters tho… the gems are usually on the CD, not released as singles imo.
Keri and Ciara make cute videos (to me).
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Ciara vids be sexy AS HAIL. She can always choreograph. When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110”. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
Gigi26 says:
OTB Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her. Why the damn hate?! Shawty is happy and you see her GLOWING. She living life on her terms so I mean let her live!
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He is fine hunty and her writers checks havent stopped
She’s alright in my books.
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she doesn’t bother me one way or the other. Im Not really a Fan. EYE Am happy for her though.
I mean she gets to lay all over SERGE
Her album wasn’t bad at all
And I saw her live some years back and she was really good 
Her toes busted as fukk but hey girl I bet Serge suckin em 
I actually had No Boys Allowed in my changer for a while. I always llike singer songwriters tho… the gems are usually on the CD, not released as singles imo.
I liked that CD
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Listen, I just pulled that out on the road 2 weeks ago
KDub says:
Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she “IMPLIED” some ish about Beyonce? She didnt even name call did she? *sigh* shat sucks really.
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same thing happened to Keyshia Cole
well KCole kinda self destructed on her own but that beehive backlash may have been the straw that broke the camel’s back. :deadhhorse:
Ciara vids be sexy AS HAIL. She can always choreograph. When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit
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Bish you were just claiming Wayne last year…
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Say it
teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
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my whole body is giggling!
“Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
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She said it to make some of them go look in the mirror and wonder why not me? With they watching a%% What I got from this: FUK YALL
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Oh thas def what them emotes indicatng.
Im with her.. its just.. twitter? The no chill zone? Why bother..? But i prolly wouldve posted a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone
a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps
I saw a meme last night… Dr King and Corretta at a table captioned: I saw your lil friend Rosa at the march last night..
”
Come on son. If the good reverend doctor can get it, you know your ass gone get it. :lolsign:
the HIVE needs to be sprayed!
When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
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I’m heading out. I have an ultrasound @1 (takes an hour and change to get to the next town) I may post the pic of my little honeybun if I can remember my gravatar password.
MAN, I need to go drink some tea and warm these vocals up and get my duckets
Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
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flashbacks of that red pen and the morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing 
Crumping 110.. :crying1: Levels to that chit..
When people respond to hate with financial stats it makes them look pathetic – better to not say anything – her silence would have spoken volumes…. and frankly I liked her when she was out but she seems like a boring artist to watch live…..
Lenny Kravitz and Kerri Hilson – weird combo – he need like a Leila Rachon to open for him… I can see her (Keri) opening for Usher….
a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone
a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps
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I saw some kinda new hybrid cat called a F1 (google it!) and fell in love and I don’t even like animals but they are gorgeous.
I think them mofos is little ass lions for real tho. like the pitbull version of a cat.
Who makes Keri Hilson with Lenny Kravitz anyway…those arent the same fan bases at all
C
T
H
U!!!!
I just realized her audience was photoshopped in the second pic!
the HIVE needs to be sprayed!
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Oh thas def what them emotes indicatng.
Im with her.. its just.. twitter? The no chill zone? Why bother..? But i prolly wouldve posted a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone
a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps
Shyt I can be petty too. When I wanna be 
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Leila Rachon to open for him
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wait, what?
Sunshine?? 
you mean leela james?
you day drinking, Opie?
We evolved..no pesticides can handle this jelly
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apparently. they do TOO damn much.
I like Keri. Ain’t like she is not talented. People so silly. She is quietly paid and dating well.
V about to send you my I didn’t know I was pregnant pics and the text
I am batting 0 today :crying1:
Savannahs?
Its a hybrid between african big cats and house cats! Them chits get big tho! 
I like em too..in theory
San ah make ya dance says:
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I was for real!
congrats boo.
V about to send you my I didn’t know I was pregnant pics and the text
<—Me being nosey (nose wide open too)
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Yeah I didn’t touch that, I thought “Damn Leila Rachon is sanging now”
talk about skilled!
I was for real!
congrats boo.
Thank you
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I know, that’s why I cant stand ya!
Leila Rachon
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Hollers..
I am batting 0 today
Wow. She just admitted herself that she’s irrelevent. At least she knows
These revelations.. :crying1:
wait, what?
Sunshine?? 
you mean leela james?
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Heey Kari-baby girl!! Guess what? No1curr but you…SO do us all a favor AND please log out of Twitter and log out of life…don’t come back nah…ya hear!
Thanks
//signed//
Your ex-management
Who makes Keri Hilson with Lenny Kravitz anyway…those arent the same fan bases at all
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:cosign:who set that up?!
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Savannahs?
Its a hybrid between african big cats and house cats! Them chits get big tho! 
I like em too..in theory
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San alretty?
Ole lighter than a paper bag lucky ass.. 
Congrats!
talk about skilled!
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don’t knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing at hamburger state. black angus pride!! fry bi fry fraternity inc
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iono but they got her 100k.
they done good. probably put somebody else on the flyer/marquee 
don’t knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing
JeZuZ!
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beautiful but they look like they will lock you out your own house and dare you to call animal control.
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San alretty?
Ole lighter than a paper bag lucky ass.. 
Congrats!
Hadnt been down there 2 days and got a call (Nothing was working before I got there) Thank you!
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WHo me? Miss Chocolate
don’t knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing at hamburger state. black angus pride!! fry bi fry fraternity inc
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Unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On campus college aint for everybody!
iono but they got her 100k
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I don’t care what she said, ain’t nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs
She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there. 
morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing
Bish went to that school Nelly daughter go to, and she was a major in Non-Fiction Writing, or they had it as a major. Cant recall. But it had typos on the JOURNALISM department web page too. Still to this very damn day…I dont know wtf you can do with a major in Non-Fiction Writing. ITS FACTS! Non-Fiction is just that. The opposite of FICTION! I called one of my yt homeboys at the paper (he an investigative reporter) and he was straight like: Dub…is that FRFR a major somewhere? 
YES SIR. I aint making it up. 
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I am forever gonna be mad at that.
I could go for some Pretty Girl Rock right now
iono but they got her 100k. they done good. probably put somebody else on the flyer/marquee
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I dont blame her..I be like, “get me on the Streisand ticket.
I dont care if they still getting dressed and Babs dont come on till 10..” NOPE. Run me that loyal fan base money. 
yeah, F1 Savannahs. beautiful but they look like they will lock you out your own house and dare you to call animal control. regular cats are already ornery as is let alone something that sounds like a gun.
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I have a bengal allretty, although she isnt a F1 prolly like F4 
Her name is Mizutama
I want one of these
Check out african serval NOW thass a CAT
ION GOT NO TYPE!!
Why this man sit next to me and Starbucks and won’t stop talking. I am so irritatated. I left work to be alone. Like for the past few minutes. Like sat right next to me. Lots of empty seats. I already had to nignore this other pank toe who keep talking to me. I can’t. I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. :fight: they better gone
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Why this man sit next to me and Starbucks and won’t stop talking. I am so irritatated. I left work to be alone. Like for the past few minutes. Like sat right next to me. Lots of empty seats. I already had to nignore this other pank toe who keep talking to me. I can’t. I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. :fight: they better gone
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Chile
this is me when folks wanna discuss work on my lunch break …better get from round my desk 
Did he photoshop this bish onto Beyonce’s stage?
I don’t care what she said, ain’t nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs
She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there
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Hadnt been down there 2 days and got a call
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What kind of BlessT chit is dis
This stuff happen to otha ppl, never me. My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.. and i cant get these crakkas to give me a damn extra letter on my title…FML Keri!
this is me when folks wanna discuss work on my lunch break …better get from round my desk
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This is why I aint spake to the bish I seen while on Christmas Break. Bish you not about to talk to me here in this grocery store about work. I am schleep right now. Standing up. While pushing this damn cart. Tuh.
I can’t. I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. :fight: they better gone
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TAKEN, move.
beauty supply catsuit
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ION GOT NO TYPE!!
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Check out african serval NOW thass a CAT
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we cant have them legally in new York city unless they are 5 generations in. they can be African but not African-African.
aint that some mess? next they will be saying that about African people too.
its slippery slope
I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone
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*gaps* :crying1: Its ok…I can take the bebe in..
Did he photoshop this bish onto Beyonce’s stage?
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Hell I bet B wana photoshop keri man face ova jigga
they can be African but not African-African.
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I hate when it make sense. This shouldnt make no sense.
My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.
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a job WHERE???
I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone
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At least you ain’t in maternity clothes yet
v tell them about the picture I sent of the man harassing me :wails: ya’ll know I am fragile right now. Walking around with a butt in the front
…better get from round my desk
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WHen you come in in the morning
with bags, coffee, keys still in hand 
I smoothly say ” I am not here yet
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I don’t care what she said, ain’t nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs
She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there
What?! What are taxes? What is social security? They took $34!!!”
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She might have thought it was 100k. She gon get that check and see $10,000 and act like that little girl that got her first paycheck… ”
they can be African but not African-African
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Daymn buttery slope it is!
Taken bet NOT be preggo!
Tell me its a joke! 
Hell I bet B wana photoshop keri man face ova jigga
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*gravi face* ..
What kind of BlessT chit is dis
This stuff happen to otha ppl, never me. My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.. and i cant get these crakkas to give me a damn extra letter on my title…FML Keri!
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:crying1: Whaaaatttt
v tell them about the picture I sent of the man harassing me ?
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He look like a drunk. Ain’t a lick of coffee in his cup
When your man looks the way hers does, who cares if only 15 people showed up, you got paid AND you laying in bed with african chocolate king that had to be chiseled by the gawds that claims you
@San its a joke. I am bloated as heck. Pre (…..) I am going to send you the pic.
skrimps says:
doesn’t talk to strangers
I am a man. a violent, needy, creepy man!!
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WHAT THE FUKK IS THIS?
is this a joke?
*don’t mind me, I’m catching up*
My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys..
*****
Wait, forreal?!
the image? DIS TEW MUCH
otB how’s ur STEP otB doing?
VDot says:
I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone
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At least you ain’t in maternity clothes yet
We had to talk her down from the ledge
MsFat, I thought San seen it
@San its a joke. I am bloated as heck. Pre (…..) I am going to send you the pic.
I hate that shyt. One week, I be like GIRRRLLLL I’m looking slim 
NExt week 
Send it 
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San ah make ya dance says:
Taken bet NOT be preggo!
Tell me its a joke! 
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she done ate to many flax and strawberry seeds.
a job WHERE???
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Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular “friend on every set” type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be “social” but I have never been able to make friends like him.
GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME)))))
Carry On 
KDub says:
morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing
Got on twitter talking about they should be happy that Im in school 
Thats when Sandra was letting anybody be Morning Glory 
They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds 
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I am forever gonna be mad at that. Bish went to that school Nelly daughter go to, and she was a major in Non-Fiction Writing, or they had it as a major. Cant recall. But it had typos on the JOURNALISM department web page too. Still to this very damn day…I dont know wtf you can do with a major in Non-Fiction Writing. ITS FACTS! Non-Fiction is just that. The opposite of FICTION! I called one of my yt homeboys at the paper (he an investigative reporter) and he was straight like: Dub…is that FRFR a major somewhere? YES SIR. I aint making it up.
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She was mad as hell
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
a job WHERE???
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Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular “friend on every set” type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be “social” but I have never been able to make friends like him.
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He finna be running that shatt in no time! Watch!
Go Brother!
GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME)))))
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oh goodness, Im trying to get my sassy for sanJuan right.
Wait, forreal?! the image? DIS TEW MUCH
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On everything. I was so mad OTB17 aint save the pic. My niece snapchatted him. :crying1: I told yall my brother do not play the radio.. his nicname is “Flyy” Hear me now..
@V he finally left. He ws asking me mad questions like where you work, what you do, how long you live here, what’s your job title? I was like :stop:
o h .. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them
I don’t live here. He was like
They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds
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lord the girl at the JUNKyard. and the one riding the manatee.. or looking like one. I cant CALL it.
He was like
o h .. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them
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BOL!
Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular “friend on every set” type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be “social” but I have never been able to make friends like him.
Social skills can get you a long way 
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Bro said get like me
San say I’m pregnant based off the pic. She say :crying1: That ain’t natural.
I told her the E baby due next week
SOTHERNGRL says:
GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME)))))
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they selling them online this year too
and the one riding the manatee.. or looking like one. I cant CALL it.
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Lurvn! animul cruelty either way hun
My E fetus got SARA
I am crying laughing up on this Starbucks. That’s prolly why statue man finally left. He was like this hoe crazier than me
Lurvn! animul cruelty either way hun
yeah that chic wasn’t well
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otB how’s ur STEP otB doing?
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Ehhh *so so hand* We vid chatted last night. He got into a fight cause a boy stole him.. ok.. they full of hormones and chit..mightget into one or two scrapes..BUT you was “so mad” that you went to beating on the washer/dryer?
You know i read him the riot act. Was like you felt better after you beat that washer? That lick dude stole went away?
Him: No ma’am.. *long lip face*
Foolishness.
*makes note to put his boxers,socks in the mail*
.. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them
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They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds
Let us not forget the one sea animal that escaped and needed to be led back home 
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I think one sent one with a backhouse in the background
She was tryin to make it out the country 
He was like this hoe crazier than me
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Word
@user – Mr. President is good in my book of good deeds. The Sell out verbiage was take from one of the FEW television dramas; showcasing blacks. NOT my words.
Take it up with FOX
We still good. YES
*makes note to put his boxers,socks in the mail*
Keep At em. He’s should fair well.
BTW the kid from ft.lauderdale who helped saved the officer is writing a book,hopes to turn his life around. In/Out of juvvie since he was 8
@Luv
the one on the John Deere tractor somewhere next to Macon
they selling them online this yeaR
we have to restrain her very year about this time to save her from herself…
ordering mad cookies online
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Runs and get the stirrups and straps to confine DTTS
She eat because she fat she fat because she cry she cry because she fat ….
She finna go broke
Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order
Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order
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DET!!!
I own them statues out there.
I aint even think them backdrops was real. :crying1: I was like who chooses that backdrop? :contained hand:
You know how the club pictures have the spray paint backdrop Ion never wanna take no pics :crying1:
I think one sent one with a backhouse in the background She was tryin to make it out the country
the john deere girl 
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the one on the John Deere tractor somewhere next to Macon
sandrita would shake the blog on us alla da time 
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those Morning GORY’S were THEE BEST
Remember the one morning glory with the struggle ashy chocolate chip looking booty cheeks???
that was Fishburne doorter
Oh wait
Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order
THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT
I am about to send in some morning glory pics with my stomach showing :crying1: can’t be no worse
Oh wait
that was Fishburne doorter
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and IT’S SHAVED
How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER
With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
Keep At em. He’s should fair well.
BTW the kid from ft.lauderdale who helped saved the officer is writing a book,hopes to turn his life around. In/Out of juvvie since he was 8
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He’ll be right as rain.
He just have to believe it too.
God Speed to that youngin!
I did not know that! 
I can only imagine the life he done led in Lauderdale 
in and out since 8. Unthinkable!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER
With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
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YES!
This past Saturday, Kerri Hilson performed in Dallas, and the arena was more bald-headed than a 6 year with a perm who’s mother let her get in the pool all summer.
I wasn’t ready for Funky Dineeba to post this.
I was NOT!
I’ll buy his book! :woot:
I can only imagine the life he done led in Lauderdale
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you know those grounds aint.NO.JOKE.
what y’all talking bout
THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT
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Hollered..
How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER
what’s so funny it’s cold AF
With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
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I just hollered …. The homeless man outside was like
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says: I’ll buy his book! :woot:
:confused: We have Too.
With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
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CRINE..
Excuse me; are you lovely ladies speaking of shaved; hairless couter cats?
Nair and Summers Eve are some items that are high theft items. It’s surprising how many ladies, keeps that Lady bugs cleanT. YEAP
Medical knowledge prefers you keep some hair. When I’m bored during my shifts I aspire to attend Everest college and work at Ambulance Station.
187
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT
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Hollered..
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+EVERYTHING
SHE WINS.
MsTake, tell him you just got a Buyer for one of them Statues and that it’ll be getting Removed any day now
Sandra was trying to get us to buy into the 59 yr old looked 35
*COMMENTS CLOSED*
what y’all talking bout
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Ion know cause right now i cannot take your gravi anymmore.
You know how some chit alrright until it just aint. 
:stop:
keeps that Lady bugs cleanT
Not NIYA
Ambulance Station.
is this where their stationed on stand by for ER’S or the station that gases/oils em up?
~~~
Medical knowledge prefers you keep some hair. When I’m bored during my shifts I aspire to attend Everest college and work at Ambulance Station.
bolero problems 
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Too late. I just liked mine up yesterday with mister extra clipper
(BOOSIE Doorter voice) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH.
He might not tho
+EVERYTHING
SHE WINS
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:crying1: I did the hands and everything.. always ALWAYS split. LMAOOO
) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH
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maybe Not is best in this instance.
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER
With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
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I just hollered …. The homeless man outside was like what’s so funny it’s cold AF
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she had on that funeral makeup and some overalls from Baby Gap
*COMMENTS CLOSED*
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Some of the most inciteful chit she post.. I swear its a baiting tactic.
I see this and get
Ion know cause right now i cannot take your gravi anymmore.
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I love this chit.
I love this Gravi so much that I ain’t even change it for Blue Blue Birthday.
Colts linebacker charged with sex assault
the morning slores were almost, ALMOST as bad as the entre-po-nigga posts.
@Take Take,
Do you ever wax down there, as opposed to shaving?
I seen that SmurfeTTe. He’s on the dean’s list
(BOOSIE Doorter voice) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH.
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I crack up everytime ya’ll say this
Mariah got a Vegas residency…..
entre-po-nigga posts.
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those were the worst! giving us their measurements in their bio’s,.shirt size, mom jeans size,slim fit jean size,boot cut size.
too much
Unshakable says:
@Take Take,
Do you ever wax down there, as opposed to shaving?
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Yeah Taken do you have carpet burns from waxing
WASTING Is it finalized yet,when/where does her residency start?
Misteak ya old man look like the dude who asked me “would he be outta line if he asked me to dinner date anything
”
:crying1:
The cashier was like, ” *neck roll* outta line, order, outta gas sir
”
:crying1: A toothless guy in walmart.. done skipped in front folk to prposition me..
:crying1: A toothless guy in walmart.
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Dinner Date?
He got on Polo :crying1:
My
is at 15% 
No car cord on me
Coworker just came over and told us her last day is Jan 30.
She makes number 30 that couldnt hang and bid our azzes with a FAT BYE-BYE 
in the 5 years I been at that fugg azz place. 
BISH TAKE ME WITH YOU 
Folks take PAY CUTS to get the fugg outta here. She number 30, but she about number 19, that when we be like: what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a
???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL. :crying1:
Send me Your Statues :crying1:
Mimi Vegas
Time to Waste says:
Mariah got a Vegas residency…..
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heard she begging Nick to come back
what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a
???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL. :crying1:
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Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.
Hello Sitting ON DUBBs – Told previous co worker that Duane Reade pay less than national Pharmacy, but I LIED. To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.
WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a
???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL
FOR Shame
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Imagine broads getting lace front on their ladybugs.
Mariah got a Vegas residency…..
Goes to check my FAWKIN Harrah’s Points. 
NOW. If I got a free room I am so outta this bish!!!! IDC if I gotta stay at another property. I will take the Rio or Flamingo.
^^^^^^^^^^
JUST came to my phone. AT Caesars.
Only thing I love MORE than Mariah? Yall done heard me say it. I aint ‘shamed. A SLOT MACHINE
Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?
BRAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
when does her residency begin, I’ll go see her if it’s this year. Hoping to go see the Floyd/pacquaio fight
q@LuVN in the Sunshine- If I had to pump gas, that is fine. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Folks try and clown me, as a security guard but hey, my gremlin is paid for. NO CAR NOTE
NOT ME….
luVn_liFe… says:
Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.
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Dating games..
My friend got a doorter.. :eyeroll: sir. 
Dont we all… :eyeroll: Anyway if he tell me one more thing he gotta do for his doorter for he do something else.. imma stroke. 
Gosh im being petty but sir. I dont care.
I used to think he was blowing me off? So I was like ehhh 
but then he stay in my text/calling..but when I try to “do” something (barely..but still..) he be like “his doorter”. :stank face:
He tombout “wats up” (hate a wats up text, lawd i do..) so I say “lets chat” BTWWWWW I hate talking on the phone unless like gossip with homegirl
:hairtoss: yaknow so bruh im EXTENDING self.. extra hard here.. 
He say “in a few minutes and then some chit bout his doorter..” 
So he call and i dont ansa… the feeling hat passT for me. :files nails: So now he txt tombout I aint real, but can we go to Potle..
/rant
So many funnies, I can’t even c&p them.
OAN – What should I wear to this Wale concert tonight?
Dinner Date?
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San I was shocked into silence. Mouth caught me way off guard..
Folks take PAY CUTS to get the fugg outta here. She number 30, but she about number 19, that when we be like: what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a ???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL
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BOL!!!
but can we go to Potle.. ? /rant
*****
TF is Potle?
Wait, are you missing a prefix of CHI? 
Potle
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you gotta make an exception when a nigga throw that chipotle out there. that’s good eating!
maaaan look! that mofo barbacoa go hard!
To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.
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I feel like you just tryna sideways come for the big booty throne..
But im schleep too so carry on.
WASTING Is it finalized yet,when/where does her residency start?
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Yes Ma’am
starts 5/16/2015
Told previous co worker that Duane Reade pay less than national Pharmacy, but I LIED. To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Naw. We sadly know for fact, most of these folks who leaving are taking a paycut and lesser job titles at competitor companies. JUST to get the fawk outta here. We pay top of our industry. I have been offered other jobs, but that is why I am still here.
Hi. My name is Dub. And I have a shopping, traveling, eating out, and expensive drank prollem. I aint NEVER gonna be able to afford to go noplace. EVER. Imma have to take it take it take it. The abuse. Over and over agane. Daily. Sometimes on the weekend. Twice.
Wait, are you missing a prefix of CHI?
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Thas our spot..
Only thing I love MORE than Mariah? Yall done heard me say it. I aint ‘shamed. A SLOT MACHINE ?
(*******
I hope Mimi lip singing tho
Neffi
Feeling passed,show him when ur there 
screw it go for a free snack.
Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.
Darwinism at its finest 
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KDub says:
whoooooooo pigggggggg soooooie! why else?
Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?
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Happy New Years Dubbs, how are ya? :2dance:
So he call and i dont ansa… the feeling hat passT for me. :files nails: So now he txt tombout I aint real, but can we go to Potle..
/rant
And Dude, ummh yea, Thanks now I know you take care of your daughter 
But fck that, what about US right nah 
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What REAL got to do with it!
Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?
BRAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
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Long suffering azz Dymen.
:gatorchomp:
I feel like you just tryna sideways come for the big booty throne..
But im schleep too so carry on.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Get out my mine. I was like a security guard huh? Do you wear the uniform? You got a whale azz? Send us an azz pic (in my @Man font)
I hope Mimi lip singing tho
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They getting rid of the poak at Potle (this tickles me). I never had it but folks kind of teed off about it.
NO CAR NOTE
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Braggart..
starts 5/16/2015
I’d GO 
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I hope Mimi lip singing tho
Why have I been hearing about her crying and shyt?
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:2dance: I am goodt @Dymond. How you ill?
What should I wear to this Wale concert tonight?
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WHats up for consideration? WHat the weather ill?
What REAL got to do with it!
And Dude, ummh yea, Thanks now I know you take care of your daughter 
But fck that, what about US right nah 
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rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don’t pit me against her.
ugh, I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one
oh no. 
Darwinism at its finest
*******
Geaux!!!! Straight to the
NOW!! 
They getting rid of the poak at Potle (this tickles me). I never had it but folks kind of teed off about it
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why?
you aint do an excel spreadsheet for your outfits this time?
San I was shocked into silence. Mouth caught me way off guard..
Gonna eat SOUP :slurp: 
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Potle as in SH&TPOTLE. ONce worked security there, somebody was stealing meat. Red Meat that is.
They have prime Meat.
Pork is the other white meat.
Afternoon Erybody
Yep @User, Luvn,
I saw yall downstairs talking bout my welcome sign.. I want a welcome packet.. I had been lurking for soooo long I know the answer and questions and uh remember yall answers too.. 
On Topic I feel sorry for Keri, But she did latch on to future money with her boo.
I guess Beyonce banned her from the Industry comments like she had Free fired from BET when she found out JayZ 
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Long suffering azz Dymen
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WHats up for consideration? WHat the weather ill?
***
Cold as fawk
Leather pants + tshirt with woman body/tiger head (loominati)
Sequin pants with either shirt above or a black sequin sweatshit. NYE repeat, but enough people ain’t see me in it
rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don’t pit me against her.
ugh, I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one
oh no. 
I never thought about that User 
Yea Daddy’s lil girl and shyt. Aint nobody trying to compete with all of that
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I am going to see Mimi when the hype dies down then. 5/16 too close to family 7/4 trip.
Imma go in fall if she still there. I love her, DEARLY, From day UNO… but really she dont DO ish.
She dance like a yt girl.
She done got fat
She be drunk
Lil Unicorn and Pegasus broke her damn diaphragm so she cant sing like she used to.
Bish better not want $800 per seat. She lucky I still support her after all of this. TUH. Really after I list it out, I am borderline like fugg you bish. But I aint gonna do her like that.
Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen?
I bet that shyt went snap crackle and POP on his ass
Nigga thought he was gonna have an electric blanket or somethin
The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT says:
Potle as in SH&TPOTLE. ONce worked security there, somebody was stealing meat. Red Meat that is.
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you shut your whore mouth!
chipotle is manna sent down from heaven
its the nectar of the gods. if the three kings were bringing baby jesus something today they would bring him a veggie bowl and the lord would be pleased. selah!
I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one ? oh no. ?
********
Dont mess with Power..
an ELECTRIC BLANCKET
Really after I list it out, I am borderline like fugg you bish. But I aint gonna do her like that.
*********
I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one ? oh no. ?
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Dang for real? Shyt mine don’t act like that….:shrugs: I’ll have to observe this behavior tho
and and and…my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.
Sit with that
Braggn yeap
Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen?
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*nervous laugh* yeah everybody knows that, right?
OR a black sweatshirt that say Twerking Because You Can
I hate Gigi. OMG
my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.
Love my ride
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I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home
Gigi – she damn near grown. Once they cross over about the age of 13/14, they MAY settle down
Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen?
^^^^^^^^^^
Why I flashed back to putting hair in my mama microwave to dry back in 1994? :crying1:
San ah make ya dance says:
my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.
Love my ride
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I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home
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what u driving a Chevette?
Dang for real? Shyt mine don’t act like that….:shrugs: I’ll have to observe this behavior tho
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yes but :stop: don’t go using blog logic in real life. the blog will have you microwaving your towel :confused: if you don’t have this issue then don’t go looking for it.
User – Now you need to warsh your filthy mouth out with some Antibacterial Dial and some Irish Spring
Besides, that Porky pig would not be delivered by no wise men of yesteryear, did not take to eating pork.
You watch it! You are treading light on on new relationship.
STOP IT and don’t make me revoke you on our friendship.
I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home
Love my ride
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That $1.98 a gallon on my Kroger pernts is saving my LIIiiiiiFFffee. $22 fill up.
@KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods? No… Me either.
didn’t they bring jesus some incense and weed anyway?
what a baby gonna do with frankensence and myrrh?
Yall know im going.
Im just saying.. i cant get a read on him with this doorter chit.. like ok.. you take care of your kid.. +1 @San.
Also, when is it ok to ask what happ’d with his BM?
I need to know. But i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss 
doorter’s mother
what u driving a Chevette?
Corolla
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Ohhh okay Vdot
I had to cuss him out one time cuz he tried to push me off because he unexpectedly had her one wknd….I was like :stop: hold up nigga! We either gonna do this as a unit or you can start off with the next bytch! He got correct after that 
Man I remember I had this wheaties bowl and I had bought this chocolate chip cookie back home from camp. I tried to warm that shyt up in the microwave thinking it was gonna be chewy n shyt. WRONG
That shyt damn near burnt the house down, shyt melted in the damn bowl. My father took that shyt to me and was like WTF is wrong with you?! I sprayed some water on that shyt and it was sizzling like a damn fajita 
Learnt that day 
rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don’t pit me against her.
ugh, I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one oh no.
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Real chit..
That $1.98 a gallon on my Kroger pernts is saving my LIIiiiiiFFffee. $22 fill up.
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This me here
@Unshake thought about waxing just need to find a good place and get a Brazilian. I gotta trust them. The lady that thread my brows moved :wails: I let somebody else do them
I have not seen anybody in a month. It’s bad … Real bad MJ bad.. And I got thin brows.. Not cause I am shaving them off I am hair not hairy except for on my head.
turned my byke and he tapped me on it.
So no struggle I ain’t got road rash on my vortex
@OTB that old man was trying to get chose talking to me!!! I was like sir
Who said something about SACURITY guards? The one where stay asking me about jobs … She know the drill… You not finna get hired looking loke Marsha warrior in the butt and DJ Loaf in the head with the sides shaved like Cassie :stop:
i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss
doorter’s mother
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Why Not,How long ya’ll been playing?
@KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods?
My dumb azz melted them in the microwave too
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Egypt is on the Edge – Whoa men with daughters. How many times has he pretended, you were going out?
Go but don’t vested, my inner voice tells me he sleeping with her momma. You know how these menens be like, my daughter. SIDEYE During dinner, share photos. He best have 100’s on his phone.
Also, when is it ok to ask what happ’d with his BM?
I need to know. But i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss 
doorter’s mother
Don’t mind me 
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Shyt ask him now. He always talking about her, where her mamie
but enough people ain’t see me in it
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have you microwaving your towel
Roundst the edges 
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Or using monistat and cayenne pepper on non-existent edges. Finna have red puss growing from the scalp looking like that whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess
Why I flashed back to putting hair in my mama microwave to dry back in 1994? :crying1:
Curls weren’t going no where!
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My mama and auntie nem life
thought about waxing just need to find a good place and get a Brazilian. I gotta trust them.
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Please Be cautious MisTAKEN, we don’t need a reaction in that part and ur fupa catch up w/ur stomach!
My dumb azz melted them in the microwave too
I had a black spot in my bowl. Was there remnants left after the hair melted? 
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Gigi – she damn near grown. Once they cross over about the age of 13/14, they MAY settle down
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Yeah I dont mind the older ones..the younger ones they still believe in tho..they Beyonces? ;nono:
This heaux think I’m bout to train the next bish when she slid her a$$ in this position an didn’t give me the courtesy of certain shyt. Bish plz
Good Luckt
I had bought this chocolate chip cookie back home from camp. I tried to warm that shyt up in the microwave thinking it was gonna be chewy n shyt
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LMAOOOOOOOO I have to tellmy kids ALL THE TIME that hotdogs alretty cooked.
My son put noodles, no water in there.
They still get on that mayne bout that. I had to buy a whole new microwave vinegar would not even get that stink out. 
listen2me says:
@KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods? No… Me either.
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Was just about to ask about the rodded pony tails from back in the day LOL Spritz, rods, and microwave had the entire kitchen foul
I Like Keri’s Braids up there.
i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss
doorter’s mother
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prolly is or the baby is the type to go tell.
is he a single father? single fathers are uber-dramatic like they’re building pyramids at their house or something
special snowflake aint the word. he did you a favor, OTB. vetting you to see how low you will go. run before you get lil fizz’d
I had a black spot in my bowl. Was there remnants left after the hair melted?
Told us to go down BFF house microwaving some DAMN HAIR. I was like: but Ms. Brenda already put us out from ’round there EARLIER today 
Going to each other house tryna microwave tracks. Every time you warmed something up it smellt like burnt DEATH.
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YES. My mama was so fawking MAD at me and BFF.
single fathers are uber-dramatic like they’re building pyramids at their house or something
special snowflake aint the word.
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Why Not,How long ya’ll been playing?
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Hot minute.. I like him.. I gave him my house #numma..
#youknowitsreal Ion know.. I kinda felt like it was touchy.. Sheitttt I thought she was dead for a minute.. 
Im asking tonight. I will let yall know. 
whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess
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I like him.. I gave him my house #numma
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Was just about to ask about the rodded pony tails from back in the day LOL Spritz, rods, and microwave had the entire kitchen foul
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thought she was dead for a minute
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Egypt is on the Edge – Whoa men with daughters. How many times has he pretended, you were going out?
Go but don’t vested, my inner voice tells me he sleeping with her momma. You know how these menens be like, my daughter. SIDEYE During dinner, share photos. He best have 100’s on his phone.
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Omgawd… :belly butterflies: A few times..!
Like at least three..! 
Oh hell nah! On everything I love I am gonna get to the bottom of this chit. He gone get off my air with these mepty promises. 
YOU LIKEY, ASK Him. Better now then LATER
He always talking about her, where her mamie
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San I done said this a billion times in my head :crying1: Twinsies.
I like him.. I gave him my house #numma
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Is this Trunk?
I like him.. I gave him my house #numma
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Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline. :crying1: Even the tech told me when he came to connect the bish UP 2 years ago…its been MONTHS since I connected up a landline. FUGG YOU SIR.
Hey yall, Do Brazilian waxes hurt? Lawd knows I needs one. STAT!
It’s nothing like yo dude showing up at yo house during lunch unexpectedly wanting to give you the business…he’s starts feasting on yo hot pocket then he look up at you giving the evil eye cause he got to maneuver thru you hedges cause you got that ’70’s’ freedom bush going on..
I’m so ashamed…SMH
Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
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got one too. don’t nobody call it but wrong numbers and ppl trying to sell stuff. its part of the cable bill
Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
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I got one and will call certain people back on it when they call my cell.
My Bff hate it!
Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline. :crying1: Even the tech told me when he came to connect the bish UP 2 years ago…its been MONTHS since I connected up a landline. FUGG YOU SIR.
Shyt why not? 
My cell went out last month, I was like a teenager again 
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Not when you get the 3 in 1 bundle
prolly is or the baby is the type to go tell.
is he a single father? single fathers are uber-dramatic like they’re building pyramids at their house or something special snowflake aint the word. he did you a favor, OTB. vetting you to see how low you will go. run before you get lil fizz’d
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Say WOrd! He is a single father..
he do act like that.. at first I was like aww 
he excited about his seed…then that chit wore off right quick. I been a parent too long..
I just chastised my self the other day.. OTB14 was going on about 8th grade grad.. :confused: You know im in the kitchen like Thot goals.. :eyeroll:
But i chucked it up in front her I was like yeah girl 8th grade!!! :bazooka: did it on em!
:eyeroll: <— 17 in the living room.. she cynic like my other side.
@Nefertiti- the next time he says something about his daughter say, ” I know you and her mother are pride of her”; “where is her mother?” Then he’ll think you really give a damn about his daughter.
whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess
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Bish who peeled off her forehead skin fuggin round with lacefronts. And didn’t even put no Dollar Tree Neosporin on it. Just walking around with it oozing smelling like an earring back.
does he only have this one daughter???
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Yeah. She six..
OTB14 was going on about 8th grade grad.. :confused: You know im in the kitchen like Thot goals.. :eyeroll:
But i chucked it up in front her I was like yeah girl 8th grade!!! :bazooka: did it on em!
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Poor baby she all
and you and 17 on your been there done that
Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
How else would I find my cellphone 
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Dang…I’m gonna be in moderation forever…
How else would I find my cellphone
LOL
at first I was like aww
he excited about his seed…then that chit wore off right quick. I been a parent too long..
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I aint even a parent and only got >-< this much in me to hear all the blaize blaize shyt. I still say smart shyt here and there to BF. Child got other siblings and still act like an only, but he's gonna get a rude awakening one day
Yeah. She six..
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oooh girl
Is this Trunk?
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YES
See why I dont mind hanging in there.. im scared a lil bit anyway 
LMAOOOOO
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
kids do the darnedest things
My son put noodles, no water in there.
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Yeah. She six..
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That’s old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only
My Bff hate it!
She be tryna DUCK him for xyz…I be like hole on: GIRL its your daddy 
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MY BFF, telemarketers, and 20yo daddy the onliest fuggas who CALL IT. She called her dad on that phone when we FIRST got it. And YES it was part of a bundle. But that dude STILL call that phone if he call her, and she dont answer her cell.
@Luvn,
Purty murch……you catch on right quick, don’t cha?
the next time he says something about his daughter say, ” I know you and her mother are pride of her”; “where is her mother?” Then he’ll think you really give a damn about his daughter.
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Listen at chu!
This is good…. thank you! I know she did something extra special today. It is Thursday after all. 
That’s old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only
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Unfortunately the thrill will probably be there until she becomes a teenager and starts taking back. Only child..she has him wrapped around those little fingers.
SO Were Stuck here til 6?
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Sandra might be back to afternoon donut glazing.
How else would I find my cellphone
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Okayyyyyyy
I be like
Somebody call my phone..
Yeah. She six..
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That’s old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only
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Be glad she’s not a twin
I ran when the dude put a red condom on it?
Chit looked like Clifford’s D!ck
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I was like: but Ms. Brenda already put us out from ’round there EARLIER today
Going to each other house tryna microwave tracks. Every time you warmed something up it smellt like burnt DEATH.
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One time I forgot to take the bobbypins out my hair and the microwave caught on fire….My mama cussed me out something good… smh
Poor baby she all and you and 17 on your been there done that
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Time! She bad! That heffa is WERK
She suspended TUDAY…RIGHT NOW! 
Said “nigga” yesterday..claim she dint say the whole thing 
..but said enough that the teacher was like 
I told her them ppl been thru the fire (ole Black lady) you just cant be willynilly like that. Watch cho mouf in them folks schoolhouse.. Told her she better have 25different ways to exclaim her digust with a young man by the time um home…
@User,
Biohazard?
if that be the case, shouldn’t it also come with a hazmat label and warning disclaimer? 
Who watcha It’s a Manns World? Welp when I heard Mr Brown’s real voice I dam-n neer fainted. I think Tamela Mann is pretty “Take me to the King”. Sang Cora Sang
this nigga had a biohazard condom on? un uh
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I ran like it was full of Bola.
It was like the length of my arm..maybe the girth. SIR! You will not maim me! 
MY BFF, telemarketers, and 20yo daddy
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Telemarketers and my parents
y’all believe she got paid $100k for real? I don’t. If she’s getting that much, then I know Monica easily getting double that amount. Hey, if you’re able to keep it going and not punch a clock or do a 9-5, I can’t talk or shade you. It’s most of us sitting in rush hour, scurrying along to a job we really don’t like.