Remember that strange artist who stood stock still while rap magnate Jay Z freestyled (or whatever he was doing) in an art museum last year?
Performance artist Marina Abramovi? told Spike magazine that Jay Z promised to build an art institute if she let him steal her shine for her work The Artist is Present for his ridiculously long and dull music video “Picasso Baby”.
Marina said she agreed because she thought Jay Z was going to cut her a phat check.
But when no check was forthcoming, she went on an epic rant accusing the aging rapper of using her.
The story got lots of press in the media and on the blogs yesterday.
Sandrarose.com didn’t pick up the story, because everyone knows Jay Z and his belly dancer wife Beyonce only cuts checks when it benefits them from a PR standpoint.
But just one day later, Marina apologized profusely for misjudging the father-of-3.
It seems Jay Z did cut that check after all, but someone at Marina’s art institute forgot to tell her the check was cashed and already spent.
That person should be fired for giving Jay Z’s haters more fuel to roast him.
The institute hastily released a statement yesterday begging Jay Z for his forgiveness — and perhaps one more check for old times’ sake.
If I was Hov I would sue them for slander and just for the hell of it
I bet she will hesitate running to the media and talking chit in th e future. Jay pulled those receipts out quickly though
There’s a reason they don’t let Young Yugoslavia around the money
Jay accountant was like
“Bish, check 282”
Morning
Morning y’all.
Those hands of hers look well toiled
But just one day later, Marina apologized profusely for misjudging the father-of-3.
It seems Jay Z did cut that check after all, but someone at Marina’s art institute forgot to tell her the check was cashed and already spent
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marina is full of kaka!
I knew she full of it, as hard as They Picassoed in that VID
belly dancer wife Beyonce
Have you used this adjective to describe Bey before
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Good Morning
Sandra
Luvn
Vdot
Lurker
Razz
LoveZoe
Sassy
father-of-3.
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You is on it this morning Ms.Rose
That person should be fired for giving Jay Z’s haters more fuel to roast him.
Hey Smonae
Where is Munchosgirl cause we have had posts the last 2 days talking bout Jay and she aint came out nary a time to say chit. This aint like her.
Southern
This the 1st I’ve see her call Bey a belly dancer
So let me lay this on y’all…
“I hate to admit this but I hav to… My husband Is leaving in jus over a week and he’ll be gone for a lil over a month… I need a sitter, someone who can let me bring My 2 yr old over at least twice a week, maybe even 5 days a week and both girls (my other daughter is 5) over at least once a week. When he’s not home they push every button they can and I get very stressed and depressed. Plus I need to get My 2 year old out of the house away from me, she likes to get cranky with me. Anyway do you or anyone you know babysit in their home for cheap? I need someone who’s flexible as in I can call last minute and cancel or call last minute and ask if you if your free. I’m not expecting anyone to drop everything and help me, I know that’s not even possible. But say my girl friends want to go out in 3 hours. I’d like to call to see if your free. Sometimes I might need you at my house sometimes I might need you at your house. I could ask for a break at 10 am or 10 pm after they’re asleep. let me know if you or anyone you know can help! I appreciate it!”
When I saw this I made the face where you lean back with one eye half closed and your mouth twisted like whet? It didn’t seem logical. Say what you want but that man is about business and wrapping up loose ends. At the most I thought it might have been a clerical error which I would not have attributed to him.
BRUH. I think he let his girl Jen rev him up cause he was HOT about not getting a congrats about his baby. Had Jen and him busting ‘Ye all out about being secret lovers while she was with Reggie and him with Alexis and Amber
Speaking of JAY… I watched that Consequence interview with Breakfast Club
I felt a lil bad for her..
But she pretentious af!! Chile. Puhleeze!
Bey a belly day-ncer Sandra?
I just thought about what it was . . . remember we were discussing people looking in the grocery carts ??
I was in aldi’s getting 6-7 doz eggs… Im looking thru emm so I don’t get any cracked ones.
YT dude, GEE that sure is a lot of eggs.
I was
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@Nae I thought she hadnt used that one before.Sandra a mess
lovezoe says:
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She needs new people if she ain’t know this
HEY SMONAE!!
Where is Munchosgirl
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Munch on Me was here yesterday. Bey pops champagne post I think.
SOTHERNGRL says:
here you go boo. YOU DESERVE
Where is Munchosgirl cause we have had posts the last 2 days talking bout Jay and she aint came out nary a time to say chit. This aint like her.
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*brushes the dust off the bolero* TAH DAHHHHHHHH!
Wowwww @Razzie.
Gmornting tho 
It takes a village but no ma’am. Sounds like she needs parenting/structure classes more than a nanny..for “cheap”. Silly rabbit. Nannt gonna sell them chirren black mkt or something
So let me lay this on y’all…
“I hate to admit this but I hav to… My husband Is leaving in jus over a week and he’ll be gone for a lil over a month… I need a sitter, someone who can let me bring My 2 yr old over at least twice a week, maybe even 5 days a week and both girls (my other daughter is 5) over at least once a week. When he’s not home they push every button they can and I get very stressed and depressed. Plus I need to get My 2 year old out of the house away from me, she likes to get cranky with me. Anyway do you or anyone you know babysit in their home for cheap? I need someone who’s flexible as in I can call last minute and cancel or call last minute and ask if you if your free. I’m not expecting anyone to drop everything and help me, I know that’s not even possible. But say my girl friends want to go out in 3 hours. I’d like to call to see if your free. Sometimes I might need you at my house sometimes I might need you at your house. I could ask for a break at 10 am or 10 pm after they’re asleep. let me know if you or anyone you know can help! I appreciate it!”
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Sweetie call your Mammy
Jay accountant was like
“Bish, check 282?
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Nefi
“I hate to admit this but I hav to… My husband Is leaving in jus over a week and he’ll be gone for a lil over a month… I need a sitter, someone who can let me bring My 2 yr old over at least twice a week, maybe even 5 days a week and both girls (my other daughter is 5) over at least once a week. When he’s not home they push every button they can and I get very stressed and depressed. Plus I need to get My 2 year old out of the house away from me, she likes to get cranky with me. Anyway do you or anyone you know babysit in their home for cheap? I need someone who’s flexible as in I can call last minute and cancel or call last minute and ask if you if your free. I’m not expecting anyone to drop everything and help me, I know that’s not even possible. But say my girl friends want to go out in 3 hours. I’d like to call to see if your free. Sometimes I might need you at my house sometimes I might need you at your house. I could ask for a break at 10 am or 10 pm after they’re asleep. let me know if you or anyone you know can help! I appreciate it!”
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Care.com even offers background checks. TUH
So let me lay this on y’all…
if somebody don’t call DFACS I know something 
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“I hate to admit this but I hav to… My husband Is leaving in jus over a week and he’ll be gone for a lil over a month… I need a sitter, someone who can let me bring My 2 yr old over at least twice a week, maybe even 5 days a week and both girls (my other daughter is 5) over at least once a week. When he’s not home they push every button they can and I get very stressed and depressed. Plus I need to get My 2 year old out of the house away from me, she likes to get cranky with me. Anyway do you or anyone you know babysit in their home for cheap? I need someone who’s flexible as in I can call last minute and cancel or call last minute and ask if you if your free. I’m not expecting anyone to drop everything and help me, I know that’s not even possible. But say my girl friends want to go out in 3 hours. I’d like to call to see if your free. Sometimes I might need you at my house sometimes I might need you at your house. I could ask for a break at 10 am or 10 pm after they’re asleep. let me know if you or anyone you know can help! I appreciate it!”
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So many thibgs to touch on. :smh:
OTB-
Look, MJ sed it bess… If you can’t raise a bebe, then don’t have a bebe.
I said the same thing, parenting classes and to actually spend time with them instead of trying to put them off because they are “stressing her out”. A lot of the times the babies need attention when they be acting an ass. Poor thing. Dude ain’t even leave the house before she started looking for someone to keep the babies.
Munch on Me tho?
pressed about a month?????? Tell that slutbucket to try it for over a year and then get back to me. FOH 
Then the FULL TIME 
single parents can tell me to try that for 18 years plus extra for staggered births and college and to get the FOH and I will 
But her…. She needs to stop trying to be Blac Chyna and Amber and wrry about making copies of the employee handbooks before she lose her job
@RAZZ Who in the
If you can’t raise a bebe, then don’t have a bebe.
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Yeah Yeah
First, a month is not long. Two. It’s a 2-year olds job to mLe you cranky. 3. Who on earth would watch your child in a moment’s notice. 4. Why you asking strangers to watch your children when you don’t want to watch them. 5. Read the newpsoer, then rethink asking strangers for a sitter.
Morning
y’all…
I was with her til I got to the part about pushing buttons, getting cranky, and last minute calls to go out and party.
I’m thinking she was asking for help so she can attend class or get a part time job or something… nawl.
*runs off hiding before the creepy crawlers come out*
She a mil spouse…
RAZZ be like:
says:
OTB-
Look, MJ sed it bess… If you can’t raise a bebe, then don’t have a bebe.
I said the same thing, parenting classes and to actually spend time with them instead of trying to put them off because they are “stressing her out”. A lot of the times the babies need attention when they be acting an ass. Poor thing. Dude ain’t even leave the house before she started looking for someone to keep the babies.
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Its called child planning. How about not having 3/4 kids back to back then you wont have to be stressed and wont be worried about not being able to maintain an adult life
Hey Harlem
I don’t want to do chit but shop, do laundry and drank but noooo I’m at work. At least my wake and bake is poppin. It’s the little things
Oh btw I saw certain people pop in yesterday, I thought they were banned?
Hey Nae!
Hey BayBay!
*butt smack*
She a mil spouse…
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Embarrassing. Hubby was home for 7.5 months and I got a sitter maybe twice.
RAZZ
SIMPLEEEEEEEEE OH SIMPPLLLEEEEE….Come out and plaaaaayyyyyyyy
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Y’all see Nicole Trunfio with her baby on her tit in Elle Australia?
First, a month is not long. Two. It’s a 2-year olds job to mLe you cranky. 3. Who on earth would watch your child in a moment’s notice. 4. Why you asking strangers to watch your children when you don’t want to watch them. 5. Read the newpsoer, then rethink asking strangers for a sitter.
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She aint hardly studdin them kids. ION even know what the hell she had em for.
Good Morning Ladies and Gents!.. and as far as the article.. she is a big DUMMY
I don’t want to do chit but shop, do laundry and drank but noooo I’m at work. At least my wake and bake is poppin. It’s the little things
I see no one engaged and I GUESS they felt nignored and left.
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I am with you on 2 out of the 3. I have done enough laundry the past 3 weeks for a lifetime. I feel like I am washing everyday
@V you right. Hopefully they won’t answer the gong
@Sass I thought so too but
@Taken- shiiiid I was a single parent up until Dec of ’13, worked full time and can count on one hand how many times I had a sitter. There was a time mom’s MADE me go out and have a “fun” as a young adult when I was stationed closed to home.
I texted her nearly 70 times that night and called about 5 times. She ain’t do it no more 
That open mouf and that big nose
Ewwww, I bet she could smell his what he had for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And he looks like his breath could torch some nose hairs. 
@Iam that’s why I didn’t call names its like Candyman say the name and they appear
Oh btw I saw certain people pop in yesterday, I thought they were banned?
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@Sassy I saw that person too. Dont pay it no mind like that dumb broad doing her kids that @Razz posted about.
Embarrassing. Hubby was home for 7.5 months and I got a sitter maybe twice.
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Thats because you actually want to raise and interact with your kids unlike this fool up there.
I don’t want to do chit but shop, do laundry and drank but noooo I’m at work.
We’ve been saying we were going to do this for about a month now. You think mr. and I need to get it together? 
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This is what I want to do. We have our spare room filled with clothes we need to fold and put away and clothes we need to donate.
@Take, did you listen to the interview?
TAKE the struggle
@Sass true
but they gone show up anyways. They sitting here right now lurking waiting..debating… on when to jump in and make a comment on something to get folks going. Prolly got a poster notification link with specific buzz words like kid, piss, husband, home cooked, weaves, etc….
RAZZ I donated a hefty bag full of clothes and shoes. Whoever gets that have clothes for work, interviews, play, heels, sandals, rain boots I mean chit I covered everything but a wedding
RAZZ be like:
says:
I don’t want to do chit but shop, do laundry and drank but noooo I’m at work.
We’ve been saying we were going to do this for about a month now. You think mr. and I need to get it together? 
honestly I rather go to the store and buy more underwear for my kid than do laundry. My bf be like 
and I be like this is what married life gonna be like 
I wonder if that’s why I haven’t gotten my ring yet?
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This is what I want to do. We have our spare room filled with clothes we need to fold and put away and clothes we need to donate.
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Its sad I do laundry 1x month
They can try it tuhday bc I don’t plan on working so I’m here to post :ratstacksalute:
Y’all this one chick just posted a complaint about how she feels it’s messed up that the Taco Bell in her local area no longer gives Mil discounts. She said she was pissed because every time she and her husband went she spent $50. She said they told them they could keep their food and they will be filing a complaint with corporate and that they wont be back. :crying1:
RAZZ be like:
says:
Y’all this one chick just posted a complaint about how she feels it’s messed up that the Taco Bell in her local area no longer gives Mil discounts. She said she was pissed because every time she and her husband went she spent $50. She said they told them they could keep their food and they will be filing a complaint with corporate and that they wont be back. :crying1:
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Ummmm, bish ever heard of cooking a damn meal??? She can buy the taco kit, and ingredients and meat for cheaper than $50 at the local grocery store. And WTF they feeding for $50 at Taco Bell???
She said she was pissed because every time she and her husband went she spent $50
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when i ate Taco bell I never spent $20… ever…for a FOMILY or car full of folks. I refuse to ask what she looks like or what she will look like
@MENANCE
I watched the video. He was really in his feelings. I giggled a little when he said Rocky was a raccoon that digs in the trash. And when he said he would like 5 minutes and anybody could get it..teeth and all 
I did think he was putting on his ability to fight a little strong. I was like ok we get it. You from the NY. You hard son. Mess around and get dish ragged by a country boy from Alabama 
UNLURKED JUST TO
AT THIS
FuturedocDonte says:
Jay accountant was like
“Bish, check 282?
AND 
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HEY YALL! TODAY IS RRRUUFF SEW
Y’all this one chick just posted a complaint about how she feels it’s messed up that the Taco Bell in her local area no longer gives Mil discounts. She said she was pissed because every time she and her husband went she spent $50. She said they told them they could keep their food and they will be filing a complaint with corporate and that they wont be back. :crying1:
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What doofus spends $50 at Taco Bell. I ain’t there since ’09. Military wives can be the worst. Always begging. Think cuz there husband “fights for your freedom” then you can get 10% everywhere. Especially when I was in VA. I don’t participate in them FRGs. Let me know when and where to pick my husband up. That’s it.
She said she was pissed because every time she and her husband went she spent $50.
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You know how many bags of Cool Ranch Doritos and jars of cheese she can buy with $50?
These mil spouses be having me :crying1:
My husband’s troop’s wife was talking on the phone while driving on base. A rule everyone knows is a nono.
She gets pulled over and she goes off on the cop who pulled her over. “My husband’s a cop! Who do you think you are?!” Cop gives her a ticket. She drives up to the squadron and complains to the Chief there. They went the fukk off on her ass. :crying1:
I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired
of being PETTY 
says:
@MENANCE
I watched the video. He was really in his feelings. I giggled a little when he said Rocky was a raccoon that digs in the trash. And when he said he would like 5 minutes and anybody could get it..teeth and all 
I did think he was putting on his ability to fight a little strong. I was like ok we get it. You from the NY. You hard son. Mess around and get dish ragged by a country boy from Alabama 
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*pops in my earphone phones* gotta knock some paperwork out. I haven’t listen to some MURSIK in a minute. Let me put on me and my baby TakenPorty song
I’mmmmmmmmmm gonna swing from the chandelier *puts my finger in my ear and tries to hit the high notes like she tries to* 
She be so serious 
@MENNY I was sitting there like
he looks like he fights to the death. Like he put them teeth on your like a bulldawg and snap your major artery and still don’t let go. HE MEAN IT 
Jenn looks like she will run away crying and then sneak back into the fight and burn you with a cigarette…dirty heffa
I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired
of being PETTY 
says:
@MENNY I was sitting there like
he looks like he fights to the death. Like he put them teeth on your like a bulldawg and snap your major artery and still don’t let go. HE MEAN IT 
Jenn looks like she will run away crying and then sneak back into the fight and burn you with a cigarette…dirty heffa
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who eating $50 dollars worth of food down at the Taco Bell?!
I don’t think I’ve ever even seen that!
iWasteTime says:
who eating $50 dollars worth of food down at the Taco Bell?!
I don’t think I’ve ever even seen that!
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That horse meat
Yall go upstairs so I can catch up on the comments in this post