It took 10 years, but it finally happened: millions of Beyonce fans woke up to see Beyonce for the self-centered narcissist that she is.
Like a typical narcissist, Beyonce teased her faithful fans by promising to make a big announcement on ABC’s Good Morning America on Monday.
Millions of fans all over the world rose early Monday in anticipation of Beyonce’s major announcement.
Speculation ran wild; was she pregnant for the first time? Was she and Jay Z getting a divorce after years of infidelity? Was she retiring from the entertainment business? The suspense was unbearable.
Then GMA aired a pre-taped statement from Beyonce that was nothing more than an infomercial for a book and meal delivery service by her business partner, nutritionist and “exercise physiologist” Marco Borges.
This is the same fad vegan diet that Beyonce has been promoting since forever. The only difference is she manipulated her faithful flock into giving her their undivided attention so she could sell them a product they did not want.
Beyonce’s “22-Day Revolution” vegan diet promises fans they will lose weight and look like a stick figure — even if it kills some of her fans who have undiagnosed conditions that conflict with a high carbohydrate diet.
The backlash on social media was immediate and brutal.
Many of Beyonce’s former Stans flooded her social media accounts with pictures of hamburgers, french fries, milkshakes, pizzas and donuts.
Beyonce’s spell over her infamous BeyHive has been broken by her own selfishness and greed!
But Beyonce & First Lady Obama beeeeeeen doing the Lets Move campaign for years now. & Bey beeeeeen told us her & Jay did a vegan test run & Bey beeeeeen said she did the master cleanse.
I seeent it
I aint made it past that first “You’re fat” meme
“You woke up the hive for an announcement about hard azz celery and potatoes”
It’s estimated that a third of Americans are obese. Hit dogs holler
Yall know I super
me some Beyonce 
but it was rather wack to promote her appearance like it was some great announcement only to talk about a 22 day diet. 
But that’s also why she’s my bish, she never talks about what WE want her to talk about 
It’s estimated that a third of Americans are obese. Hit dogs holler
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Any other time a health professional would be all about getting people moving (first lady and Bey been doing since ’09) and looking at better ways to eat but since Beyonce trying get the message out and she the devil.
Beyoncé: Y’all fat lol :crying1:
If Beyonce woulda said she was gone promote a book, would foljs have tuned in? #marketing101 If folks jump in something without research who the fool, then or Beyonce?
was rather wack to promote her appearance like it was some great announcement only to talk about a 22 day diet.
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Word but ABC knew what they were doing.
Bet the got high ratings. ABC said watch, she did direct us there at all
What did she do tho? She posted on IG that she had an announcement & yall thought blog jeezus was coming back.
Got Eeem!
:crying1: Bey know aint nobody want to hear that
So yeah, Kanye flavored ice cream is a thing this week. Ends saturday, cuz his bday & whatnot.
So yeah, Kanye flavored ice cream is a thing this week.
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Is it salty?
It’s estimated that a third of Americans are obese. Hit dogs holler
I would be a stick 
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:crying1: SN: America can kiss my azz too with some of that. Telling me I gots to be 140 to be considered not obese
Speculation ran wild; was she pregnant for the first time?
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Kim Kardashian Thirst Trap Sundae is also a thing
How can u not enjoy life when its so hilarious?
I got to the video.
The commentary
Lord I shouldn’t laugh.
I’m glad every one involved was white.
That lady did say Johnny punch her in the face and than started phucking that lady up.
IN 10 years Johnny is going to be abusing his teenage GF though
But folks need to listen to what she said but not try to do it HER way. Don’t assassinate the messenger when the message can still be good. She is saying eat fruits and veggies (paraphrasing here
Beyonce’s “22-Day Revolution” vegan diet promises fans they will lose weight and look like a stick figure — even if it kills some of her fans who have undiagnosed conditions that conflict with a high carbohydrate diet.
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She could have went on and said that she’s had a prosthetic foot for the last 10 years and some of her fans would have been on the phone with their docs trying to get one.
Yeah, I know that my two are fine, and?
User. Um who are those crackheads in your video
So yeah, Kanye flavored ice cream is a thing this week. Ends saturday, cuz his bday & whatnot
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I just saw the thirst trap sundae
The internet is so clever 
Doctors/nutritionists/everyone be saying for YEARS to shop on the outside of the store, and to move your body. I can do the good part, it’s the moving your body part that’s the hardest.
:crying1: SN: America can kiss my azz too with some of that. Telling me I gots to be 140 to be considered not obese
I would be a stick 
I’m only 5’2″, so it doesn’t take much for me to look like an oompa loompa. I’m just fine with my recommended weight according to the BMI.
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All I gots from this is that you should’t lose weight cause Beyonce said so
But only large waisted people would be bothered by it..
U obese?
Welp, dont feel bad cuz im “overweight” too. Doc said i should be 110. Im like :stop: the bmi chart is a lie.
He said 5ft =100lbs
Every inch after that = 5lbs
So me being 5ft 2inches = 110
So at 125ish im “overweight”
San ah says:
User. Um who are those crackheads in your video
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Thats me & my boyfren. V said she wanted to hear my voice so we made a vidjo. U like it?
I can do the good part, it’s the moving your body part that’s the hardest.
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I have the opposite problem, LZ. I don’t mind working out. It’s not my favorite thing to do, but there are things I enjoy much less. I can’t let go of my affair with potato chips- mashed, baked, french fries, and chips. Lawd, I eat chips everyday
How is GMA’s grandstanding for ratings Beyonce’s fault?
Stupidity is on the rise at epidemic rates. Somebody promotes a healthy alternative to SAD and gets crucified like she’s saying smoke crack 3x daily and lose weight. Sheesh…
VDot says:
I aint made it past that first “You’re fat” meme
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me neeva
Sandra them fans still sleep. This should’ve been a wake up call for how dumb they are to fall for such things but as soon as the next song or whatever it is come out, they are gonna be back in her corner. She plays them like the fools that they are. I ain’t be mad at the queen, she got her subjects trained well.
Phrozen1der says:
But only large waisted people would be bothered by it..
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So at 125ish im “overweight”
I know he went through years of schooling and have hundreds of thousands of dollars of student loan debt, but you’re not considered obese until about 135. I just calculated my BMI. It’s 24.5%. 25% is obese. I’m only 1 Reese’s Pieces away 
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He said 5ft =100lbs
I was overweight in highschool according to their azzes and knees looked “po” :crying1: Imma need to add an extra 10 lbs to that number
Every inch after that = 5lbs
So me being 5ft 2inches = 110
So at 125ish im “overweight”
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SN: America can kiss my azz too with some of that. Telling me I gots to be 140 to be considered not obese
I sent a picture to a few folks last week of Laila Ali. She said she weighs 170/180 pounds. You cannot tell 
Abs so flat… Nothing jiggling. JUST SOLID. Feminine. At 5’10 according to the chart she should weight 135-165 …max… On a heavy day. I was like 
Now I ain;t no where near my weight goal or health size but I will be daggone if I let the chart dictate my life. Apparently I am supposed to weigh between 103-139 pounds at 5’4. Folks. Listen. 
I wouldn’t want to be.
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:fistbump: BRUH my booty don’t even weight 140 pounds. I was looking at the little chart like what lil anorexic white woman husband made this up
I just calculated my BMI.
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I’m more concerned with body fat than weight itself
Thats me & my boyfren. V said she wanted to hear my voice so we made a vidjo. U like it?
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I sent a picture to a few folks last week of Laila Ali. She said she weighs 170/180 pounds. You cannot tell
Abs so flat… Nothing jiggling. JUST SOLID. Feminine. At 5’10 according to the chart she should weight 135-165 …max… On a heavy day. I was like 
Now I ain;t no where near my weight goal or health size but I will be daggone if I let the chart dictate my life. Apparently I am supposed to weigh between 103-139 pounds at 5’4. Folks. Listen. 
I wouldn’t want to be.
Whenever I tell people a number they give me the 
face 
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Personally I want to be on the low end of my weight goal. I have a goal for weight and body fat.
San, hey bew hey
I’m more concerned with body fat than weight itself
Because muscle weighs 6 times more than fat <—–#IshISayToFeelBetterAboutMyself :crying1:
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Take- did you waych M2M?
I just saw the thirst trap sundae
The internet is so clever 
its at Morgensterns (cuz i know u like reading menus)
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V thats real tho
At some point, women will have to change their diet whether by doctor’s orders or hanging on to youth and vanity. Good point but bad bad delivery.
So y’all talk about The Perfect Guy yet?
He said 5ft =100lbs
Every inch after that = 5lbs
So me being 5ft 2inches = 110
So at 125ish im “overweight”
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No way
So y’all talk about The Perfect Guy yet?
But we can do it again.
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Michael under that bed Honey … :whew:
I’m just fine with my recommended weight according to the BMI.
it probably works for you due to your body type/shape fine 
And no I am not using the big bones excuse cause when you see skeletons for large folks they bones don’t be thrice the size in girth of other folks but yes body type can play a part in what works for you and where you carry weight. For example I know there are PLENTY of chicks that work in my office that are sizes less than me because they ain’t got no booty 
True story. White most of them. Got bykes and waist line line backers but when you get to the bottom 
NOTHING. I GOT HIPS, BUTT AND BREASTS. But that doesn’t mean I CAN’T LOSE WEIGHT. I just have to do more and target those areas to get it down 
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But @Butter don’t you have a petite or athletic frame?
So y’all talk about The Perfect Guy yet?
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Not really. I’m here for it though.
Have yall seen the story about the inmate who is now impotent because they wouldn’t treat his six day erection.
SIX DAYS. On wood. In prison.
Michael under that bed Honey … :whew:
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That part right there! It took me a minute to get over him tossing those babies out the window, but then he made the home about it on TLAM.
Thats me & my boyfren. V said she wanted to hear my voice so we made a vidjo. U like it? ?
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Goes to look at Morgensterns menu. Oh its really all ice cream. *closes tab* I’m not a huge ice cream fan. I have to crave it to eat it.
69.5 inches tall… day before I found out I was pregnant I was 150 ( :crying1: )and before that I was at limbo at 164 and solid…people STILL called me skinny and tol’ me I needed to put some weight on i.e. fat.
Folks. Find a healthy weight and maintain it for YOU. Do KNAT listen to these pencil thin yt folks telling you what your bmi is and how skinty you should/need to be.
I just saw the promo for it..Perfect Guy. Is it out?
for anyone else who might not have out of courtesy since I skipped it yesterday. Chile let me tell you. I cannot STAND TOYA. Like I don’t know her in real life. But this is her reality show persona… that is supposed to be real life..so I cannot stand reality tv Toya. You dusty basic wench. Sitting up there renting a mansion that might be bigger than people with real money’s houses times 3 
It really is just sad. And disgusting. She is burning through this man’s money and he is allowing her to do it. He must not of every had any poosay like ever. Ever .ever. never. Ever. She said she was made to be a wife. I got mad. You don’t look like one hoe.
@ZOE POUND. Yes I saw M2M
Sandra them fans still sleep. This should’ve been a wake up call for how dumb they are to fall for such things but as soon as the next song or whatever it is come out, they are gonna be back in her corner. She plays them like the fools that they are. I ain’t be mad at the queen, she got her subjects trained well.
chillllll shun :stop:
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Wait so i cant like her next song cuz of this?
I like Bey as an entertainer cuz thats what she is. I dont watch GMA & Im not buying nobodys diet nothing but when that music comes on
But @Butter don’t you have a petite or athletic frame?
I have a petite frame. But listen. I’m at 135 currently 
It ain’t right. I’ve always had boobs (pretty big for my small frame), but since I sit down 9 hours a day and the kitchen is filled with all kinds of snick snacks at work, I’ve gained about 10 pounds in the last year. My wake up call was when I was walking briskly and my stomach jiggled 
I’m going to work to get my hips down to 35 and weight to 120. I just feel better at that weight….and I don’t want to buy new pants 
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I forgot that was him in the movie for colored girls cause I was sure as hell like
MICHAEL DONE WENT AWL DA WEY DAHK! 
My chonies got all the way wet with him and morris… Mr. was sitting there… I had to get up and pretend it wasn’t amniotic fluid and ish…
I had to get up and pretend it wasn’t amniotic fluid and ish…
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Taken- when she said she was RENTING? I’m like these new “rich” folks. With his salary they could OWN a nice size house. But she want to stunt for folks who don’t line her. Girl. An embarrassment. Talking about bout a kid Halloween party 2K? Candy corn, bobbing for apples, treasure hunt, fist bags. >200. That’s all kids want. Fun.
to get over him tossing those babies out the window, but then he made the home about it on TLAM.
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Girl!
we are here :fistbump:
I cannot STAND TOYA.
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We are >>>>here<<<< Then I started to pity her because her self esteem is in the gutter and she tries to compensate through spending money and material things. I like nice things as well, but I have to draw the line somewhere….or catch a sale/ use a coupon
You dusty basic wench
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My wake up call was when I was walking briskly and my stomach jiggled
Flag on the play 
You right you know your body! And if you keep it up now then it will work for you long term. My problem is that I was never active Was naturally gifted with a slim thick frame. No belly 
and 
I wasn’t even one of those she is one (biscuit) away chicks. Messed around had my kids and went all the way to WAY 0-100 real quick. 
The devil was like now watch me whip 
watch me nae nae :eggs: and I fell for it because I still wasn’t exercising but was giving birth to live humans and not actively moving off the extra weight. DIS MY FAT. :wails: And it is going to leave me …
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She said she was made to be a wife. I got mad. You don’t look like one hoe.
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Maybe she renting cuz she likes to move a lot or aint staying long or like me dont want to be responsible for the overhead
like leasing a car
Maybe she renting cuz she likes to move a lot or aint staying long or like me dont want to be responsible for the overhead
like leasing a car
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She renting a mansion. That place is HUGE! Then she wanted to invite folks Over just to stunt. Like ma’am. That ain’t you UF.
Speculation ran wild; was she pregnant for the first time? Was she and Jay Z getting a divorce after years of infidelity? Was she retiring from the entertainment business? The suspense was unbearable.
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THIS is why I come read auntie Sandra in the morning at work, laughing in my office like I got a condition!!!(In my office like:nino: )
Sandra’s so shady for this write up. OMG I’ve laughed so hard from start to finish. Whew, that heffa ate a cheeseburger yesterday after all this went down. Dude said stop letting Blu Ivy cut your bangs. Hilarious. You woke up the bee hive for this? So funny.
yes beyonce is an entertainer but I personally don’t see why her fans are upset that she is wanting to share the way she eats with them. true enough though, nobody got money for having expensive food delivered, but as another poster said, get the wisdom from her idea and work with it; cabbage aint but 50 cents a pound out chea and I steams mine with curry seasoning and that alone keeps my weight down. raw carrots are good too. basically stop eating processed foods and the weight will come off. I am not a fan of beyonce but I applaud her for eating the way she does. too bad her fans didn’t get the announcement they wanted but they did receive some education
The same thing is about to happen to Dr. Jackie on #Married2Medicine since her entire storyline is fat shaming folks. Albeit, on a much smaller scale tho.
Anyone who woke up early or took off work for this deserved the letdown, I mean really…
Simple person says:
yes beyonce is an entertainer but I personally don’t see why her fans are upset that she is wanting to share the way she eats with them. true enough though, nobody got money for having expensive food delivered, but as another poster said, get the wisdom from her idea and work with it; cabbage aint but 50 cents a pound out chea and I steams mine with curry seasoning and that alone keeps my weight down. raw carrots are good too. basically stop eating processed foods and the weight will come off. I am not a fan of beyonce but I applaud her for eating the way she does. too bad her fans didn’t get the announcement they wanted but they did receive some education
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Tia says:
Anyone who woke up early or took off work for this deserved the letdown, I mean really…
Beyonce just trolled her fans. She was testing the waters to see how dumb the sheep really are. Ur not quite there yet, bey
Beyonce just trolled her fans. She was testing the waters to see how dumb the sheep really are. Ur not quite there yet, bey