We all know Beyonce is pushing 40 years old but some people are just now figuring that out. Isn’t that hilarious?
As women age, our eggs dry up and our ovaries stop producing new eggs. This is why Beyonce (allegedly) utilized a surrogate to deliver her only child, Blue Ivy.
Loyal reader Traci writes:
Hey Sandra,
So I peeped on The Shade Room instagram they were shouting out Happy Birthday to Solange turning 29. It included this picture which CLEARLY states BeYAWNce was 8 and Solange was 3.Any idiot can do the math, if Solange is 5years younger that means she is atleast 35-36 yrs old. Does this finally settle what you have been screaming for YEARS (lol) for those who didnt believe you??!!? I mean you have said it over and over again. I did a quick google search that shown “per google” BeYAWNce was 33. Lies, Lies and more lies. I can’t with this girl, I’ve never been a fan. This definitely cements it for me. Its not her music, its not her talent, its her CHARACTER I dont’ like… Heres a link to the ig post.
Smooches,
Traci
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If it clearly said 3 and 8 that means Le’Queen would be 34…In September…B’day…Yeah…I’m so icdc????????
Remember when Gabrielle Union said she and Yawnce were friends as teenagers? And that older reporter who said she went to school with Bey?
Whet?
That I remember.
Lol, chile I thought I was missing something.
Traci it wasn’t even that deep sis…
She can release another great album at 70 and I’ll still support. I don’t see why people analyze everything about Bey. Let her live. Aretha, Patti and other celebrities’ ages are still in question.
But who did not believe Auntie anyway? We all already knew she was older than what they were saying.
Her and her character is still going to be cashing them paychecks…
???Alls it took was me counting 5 on my fingers? Somebody(s) is trippin?? Shoot I remember folks used to claim that Bey was really Solo’s mother.lololol I mean damn?
Yawn….. I thought this would be about Raven trying to shade the queen again….
This post should be lively….
Dear loyal reader….wait are loyal readers like FOB when it comes to saying stuff? Matter of fact let me just sit in the kona
Veracity has never been a friend of Beyawnce.
Ok, I was like Huh?. Thanks for going back to 1grade on us.. Chile….lol
Raven needs to shut up. Such a clown, she is.
BeYAWNce was 8 and Solange was 3.Any idiot can do the math, if Solange is 5years younger that means she is atleast 35-36 yrs old.
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You can’t do math, spell, use a space bar. You just can’t !!
What is 29 +5 ???
34!!! and she will be 34 sometime this year.
Ask me how I know? Ask ME!!! !
Sandra played you by posting this!
I’m not going to say I know people who went to elementary school with her and confirms her age. Nope. Not going to do it.
The reporter is Bianna Golodryga who was born in 1978. Maybe she meant she was a few years ahead of Yawnce, idk lol.
I see someone failed Basic Math. LMAO!!!!!!!!!
29 plus 5 divided by 2 and carry the 6.
Yeah I still get 34. But I what I do with the remainder?
well…
Who gives a flying flick how old this chick is???
?you send the remainder to the fund me account we started to get our loyal reader sum learnin???????????? #FixitXenu?
So you change the format for the old posters…but we still gotta put up with loyal readers?
Common sense isn’t all that common. When it comes to Beyoncé, some people just get all in their feelings and simply lose their ever loving minds. It’s like Beyoncé does Jedi mind tricks thru posts some read. I love it though. Oh & I totally agree with what you said above.
Lies, Lies and more lies. I can’t with this girl, I’ve never been a fan.
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You say it’s her character you dont like…as if you know the damn woman personally. Bey don’t give a flying fugg.
FOH AGAIN Traci
Bye Fe Fe!
And who trust what she says. Bish done admitted she’s a hater…I mean a mean girl. Making up shyt to low key shade. I don’t trust Gabby at all. Go get the docs filed Gabby and STFU.
Seriously y’all she side 35 or 36 minus 5 is 29!
She gave us multiple choice!
I’m here for this today
I mean Aretha titties are 105 yo by theyself. They was born way before she was
Her birthday is not til September. She won’t be 35 until then.
Dear Traci,
Why does it matter?
Regards,
Butter
Got me counting on all my fingers cuz I coulda sworn 29+5= 34 not no 35 and dang sure not 36…lawd. She reached to the heavens with that one.
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All we have to do is look at their marriage certificate. It will tell. Cause they actually filed. Unlike other folks who claimed they knew her. ?
Your name and that gravi!
You ma’am are the chit!
JUST GO
Me thinks Traci is probably related to Tifani at Walgreens.
Not FAIR.
I dont know how old she is but when she fell her azz down those stairs…..
They cousins
Clearly, Traci had nothing better to do.
LMAO. Man, this blog is chicken soup for the soul I swear.
unplug your chit!
Traci’s tip was good enough. Sandra’s BS about dried up ovaries proving someone’s age is by far the dumbest thing I have read. There are many young women with fertility problems.SR, fall back.
I can’t with this girl, I’ve never been a fan. This definitely cements it for me. Its not her music, its not her talent, its her CHARACTER I dont’ like…
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If alla that ^^^ is true, why even bother taking the time to……nevermind ?
One official birth record I saw on a site years ago showed B was born in 1974, the smoke and mirrors NEVER end with the Knowles clan.
Hell NAW.
Dear Traci,
Butter is WAY too kind to tell you…
Bish you need some BIDNESS and a CLUE!
Who in DE-fawk sits around and tries to figure out how old Beyonce is?
Get chu a life, some bidness, and some dack.
In that order.
Your sister in Christ,
KDub
Put it on the blogs Rush Card lol
Anyways RIP MJ – I love you and mis you !!!
Its…like…your pettiness is a direct gift to my life…I can not deal.
Amen sista!
She has more than one official birth record? and if she was born in 74 that still don’t make her 35 or 36.
Well what year was that pic up top taken then? Who is that in the pic with Solange? Cousin It (Angie)?
c’mon… that’s googles wrong info. Bey never lied about her age. She was born 1981 and I think she’ll be turning 34 in Sept.
Traci
Hot, salty tears.
Honestly who cares though
Now as for Jay Z…. that one there is a mystery when it comes to his age.
Dear Traci,
Since you googling stuff, why don’t you Google her net worth. Those are the only numbers that really matter. Or maybe you should worry about your own age. Have a blessed day.
Not your sister,
Chitsngiggles
Bewsskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Traci!
So much so that she emailed Sandra.
we know you don’t care with it being your Friday and all.
I’m not Jelly though! I’m not
457, he’s a warlock.
He like 46. He’s 8 years older than Bey.
IF you don’t get out my head.
That look like Bey up there with her and she look young as hail to be 13 in that pic
Only women without dack in their life have TIME for this here ish. Homegirl gonna tell me she was busy cause she at home ORGANIZING damn receipts. Bish. Okay. BYE! I YAM going to the bike porty to get my party on. THEN ole boy said he gonna meet me at 1 for late night damn eats and a back blow out session. I can drop you off after we eat? She still said no. You stay right on home with your receipts then you sad bish.
Hoes without dack do and worry about the dumbest stuff EVER THIS SIDE OF LIFE.
Let me break out the calculator 29+5 = 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 Bingo 34. Her bday is in Sept. What public school they went to that told them 29 + 5 = 35/36???
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lmao
Nope that would make her 40 turning 41.
Yes they do. Just miserable and bitter. Traci probably mad cause she 47, with no man. Smh.
You and Traci chill?
Chile …. some sick folks out here ….
I saw that too but I think its been sealed since then. There is another site that reported that Matthew is not her bio dad and that Tina was married to a Gisel Manier before Matty. Bey was supposedly born as Beyoncé Giselle Manier on Sept. 4, 1974 but I aint the one to gossip lmao
#messenger
I promise I didn’t see your comment when I posted mine.
Oh no someone call the feds! (sarcasm)!
Dear Traci and Sandra you have nothing better else to do but worry on this rich chicks age that’s what the matter with our race always worried about others I smell jealousy
Solonge is 29 …. she looks older than that
I mean is folks blind. The picture is right in their faces and they still making up stuff. Folks stay pressed.
Chile here they come….lmao Sandra they’re going to put bees in your backpack, put your cape on
Homegirl…I aint sure what her damn deal is. She a damn HERMIT. A NERD. I am too. A nerd. But damn. Really? Them receipts caint wait til TOMORROW? My mom called next morning and was like did yall have fun last night? I was thinking…I did. And again this morning. And once again a few damn minutes ago.
In more important news…..lol
And isn’t sad that some would shame one without THINKING about countless women who are hurting because they can’t have children? Ignorance…pure & blatant ignorance. They mask it by saying that it’s just a joke, not realizing that for MANY…it isn’t. The real rub is that it’s being done by WOMEN. Tuh!
Let me get this straight!
Can we agree that Solange and Bey are in this Christmas pic?
And if we agree you are telling me that Solange is 3 in this pic and Bey is 12 in the pic?
Now who really lies about her age Mariah Carey…I love her but the bish turns 21 every year and Wiki cant even confirm the correct number…She got everybody unsure.
U a mess!
Ahahaha!
Makes her almost 41. And if so…SO WHAT?
Maybe she had verse Benjamin Button but grew out of it.
I commented on this and was corrected by another reader. Gabby went to high school in California. Beyonce in Houston, Texas. When did they meet as teenagers in school. Just asking.
Now if she wanna gossip, we can talk about Kelly being Matty’s daughter. I kinda believe that conspiracy theory..
Quick question….. I know kids supposed to be off limits, but does that count for baby pics too? Cause that pic of Solonge got my fangas burning.
They legally bline. ?
Let’s not forget Rasheedah who might I add was out when Kilo came out ……
My whole thing is…they been planning on her being a star her WHOLE life? They had to have had start LYING about her damn age from damn near the JUMP.
AND NOOOW YOU HAVE MADE KDUB BRING OUT THE “LOVE”LETTAH! LOL
29…and 5…..
Who does that sis? WHO? AND WHY?
Yea her bags unda the Eyes are a smooth yt 55.
Folks a trip I tell ya
Yall gonna make me flat-line…… Stop!
Yes hunty I am patiently waiting for someone to crack that code! Kelly look a lot like old greasy Matty!
Heyyyy Trade?
Off topic: Orange is the New Black is pissing me off. They are turning Alex into some bullshit.
She said that shid bodly like she had a hot topic or some ish.. Emailing spoiled azz buttermilk cause that damn sho aint no tea.
The write up says that was Matty’s plan which is why he adopted her when he married Tina. Hold on let me find it….
Before he quit his goodt executive job, he created this master plan. Cause he knew Beyonce would be queen one day. Matty was a wise man. He predicted the future. ?
We thinking alike..lol
Whats 29 + 5
Twennie ONE.
I am done. This here ish takes the cake. Sandra you on some bullchit for posting this. Its so much other stuff to pick from.
Nah she was she was break dancing with style.
Hey Fungi! Captured this last night of you
I can’t believe people in here using calculators and counting on they finguz… imma bout dead right now.
=6’6??meeeeeeow?
rofl!!!
Do you realize how crazy this sounds?
I’s PAST my math….34+8=457..he a warlock.
I can’t stand her either.
October 21, 2011 …
1. Beyoncé Giselle Manier was born on Sept. 4, 1974 to Celestine Beyince and Gisel Manier in Galveston, TX.
2. Celestine and Gisel split in February 1978. She started out as a receptionist at Xerox, which is where Mathew Knowles was employed. She worked at Xerox way before launching “Headliners”, her Houston-based beauty salon.
3. Mathew adopted Beyoncé in 1980, hence her taking the last name “Knowles”. The same year, Celestine and Mathew were married. The media don’t report this because they want to portray the image of an unbroken, successful, wholesome black family.
4. June 24, 1986, Solange Piaget Knowles was born to Celestine and Mathew…
Once again, I cannot confirm the recent report, regarding her alleged dad. In closing, the Knowles are one messed up, dysfunctional, crazy family. I would not put anything past them at this point. To think people would go this far for fame and fortune, which is often fleeting, while hurting each other and others in the process, is astonishing. This kind of greed and treachery is disgraceful. They are not even loyal to each other. Then again, there is no such thing as honor among thieves.
Traci just proudly stood up in her loud and wrongness..lol. She probably hype as chit to send it to Sandra and have it posted..and Sandra wrong for trolling her and us at the same time..lol
Yep ..,..again #messenger
I dont care enough to research it, just putting it out there. I read it a few years ago
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It was just meh to me this season…I do like how they put Victoria Secret on blast though. Cause they use prison slaves to make their stuff.
Whitty!!!!
I just hollared on this goodt job!
Yawn….
I can’t deal with people and conspiracy theories with write ups from a Word document and shid while sober and not under the influence of happy time. I CAN’T!!!!
I mean I done read it before. Its just crazy.
Where Grand Mariner at? He dead?
Is Traci getting paid for figuring this out? ???
:stop:
He know ruts? He clairvoyant? I mean I AM. But Mat-one T- Knowles? Okay.
What’s your source for all this?
From the comments, he was paid off
Its been out there. Since 2010-2011. Its multiple places.
Microsoft Word..
I’m just mad that not once did she say “hey those numbers don’t add up”
Y’all are just playing the hell out of poor Traci. LOL!!!!! Thanks all!!
We already know she a lie. SHe is pretty though. My question is how old is Kirk tired looking ass?
He practice voodoo…. Lol
I’m in tears!
Lordt have mercy!
She made her self 1 or 2 years younger to be a starar
Oh my?? The camera does indeed add 10lbs??????
#AtTheSameDamnTime
OMG. Arrest her now. Treason, treason treason….
No chill!
He could predict Bey was gonna be a starrah…but not that she was gonna kick his azz to the curb one day…and that he was gonna be broke as fugg with a gang of outside kids?
I tried to research on multiple search engines and no luck. This info has been buried. It’s why I ask who published this.
Ive never seen a human bounce like that.
lls she like nothing else to talk about carry on
envious bïtch ?
Traci played huhself when she hit send on that damn email to Sandra Rose.
And I hope Traci refreshing her page to see if Sandra posted this bullchit. She needs to receive all this slander in her spirit.
Its still out there cause I just found it on Google and its at least 3 years old. Search is Matthew beyonces real dad
Cause Traci needs to find something better to do. Its black folks getting assassinated and she worried about Bey’s age. A story that has been manufactured over and over with no real receipts…
You on a roll BM!!! Got me over here just cackling.
I think if any of this is true. He would have exposed her ass himself after she booted him to the curb. Like he did the original members. Karma is a bad bish!
Which one of y’all is Traci?
Like she had shocks on her shoes. That’s my she is the ?????
Newpost folks
Mariah came out when she was 20. 25 years ago. She just turned 45. That I truly belee cause there is a 1987 yearbook pic of her that a reporter went to her SCHOOL in Long Island and got just to fact check.
Traci Traci come out come out wherever you are.!
Bet money Traci is in here right damn now, under a different damn name, crying, but cracking jokes so we won’t know it’s her. *side eye* Traci, it’s ok hun. You did not do the education. Next time just do better and when the archives come back, go and study Roses 101. God Bless.
Cause Traci needs to find something better to do.
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Sums it all the hell up. This right here.
Damn Traci, they wont let you be great on here…Boo you shine regardless.. No matter how they looking at you!
this is the cutest lil pic though…
yasssssssssssssssssssss !!!!
Nah, she clearly didn’t think this through and because of that, we will laugh at her. She can still be GREAT in her own mind however, just not now or here. LOL!
LMAO! I mean…It’s one year! People are crazy…
Messsssage! Damn I didn’t know that.
Meh. That’s a depressing one.ttylmnop?? Bye trade??
You my dear, are speaking the truth
You just knew you had some *tea* on Beyoncé huh Loyal Reader Traci! Smh
Better luck next time…Lol
She can’t be great or shine when her basic math skills are piss poor (especially since it’s the basis of the tea)..lol
I don’t get it. That means Beyoncé would be 34 this year. I don’t like her but I don’t believe she’s lying
Who cares about her age
Bye Fungi!!!
Hmmm. Not saying I believe it, but in a way that would explain what she said in her “documentary” about trying so hard to earn Matthew’s approval.
And is!!!
That picture looks scary as hell
WHY!!!???? LOL!!!
Are those dresses House of Dereon? She looks like she just KNEW she was going to trample all over her little sister. Typically the baby of the family gets the most attention.
Somebody don’t know how to do no math because Bey is turning 34 this year and her sister just turned 29, so yeah 5 year age difference!
There is no way in heck BeYawnce is 33. Back in the Bootylicious era she looked 30, not the 19 she claimed.
Kids need to stay in school. Her bday sep. 4th. 81 putting her at 34 this year. …there’s ur 5 year age difference….
She’s going to be 34 this year which is tada!….a 5 year age difference. People try too hard.
Dammit. Ain’t that the truth. Insensitive baaastids
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA THIS POST HAD ME ALL KINDS OF CONFUSED. lIKE WHET?? 1+3=4 SO CARRY THE TWO
She certainly looks it and this isn’t the first time we hear this sheeit…. Her monkey her circus.
Who really cares how old she is. Women have been tell non truths about age for years. How many years was you mother in her 30’s. Next.
I <3 this pic, so cute.
Wayment … Rasheeda just said she was ” in her thirties” as well 50 is the new 30 huh
Here we go with this Beyonce Mess. Damn the obsession is scary. Her age, her business. smfh
She tell us her bday on the track bday 9-4-81 but ion know ppl think what they want……. Um Traci is it? Uh yea babe have several seats ANY STADIUM will suffice ?
A lot of celebs lie about their age. Nicki Minaj was pretending to be 3-4 yrs younger than she actually was until that hotel fight happened between her and Safaree and police reports or whatever it was revealed her real age .
Harpo… who dis pre-school biatch?????
Sandrarose and her die hard readers have too much time on their hands. Please get over you alls obsession with Beyonce. You clearly do not like yourself. Sandra.
Lol I always laugh when I read that. When they were on Star Search in 92 or 93 Beyonce would’ve had to be near 20. She looked nowhere near 20 in those clips to me. They were also wearing Cross Colors on Star Search. I only remember Cross Colors being popular and worn for about 2 to 3 years, if that long. Mainly around 92.
Oh lawd, if solo is 29 now and The Queen Bey is 5 yrs older then bey still have the same age everyone knows she is 33 and will turn 34 this yr. 29+5=34 DUH!!!!! Dumb as phuck
Oh Traci u so dumb u so dumb u blow my mind hey Traci, hey Traci…
that mean Solange should be 30 or 31 lol haha…
haha I know someone up there with 35 or 36 minus 5 is 29 oh my Lawd… That mean solange is 30 or 31 if you do that math lol
Idk I didn’t see the documentary but I guess
OTB?!! If that’s u (((((hugs))))
You guys….don’t be stupid, did you miss grade one math of addition? Let me do this math for those of you missed that lesson: 29 + 5 is 34. Currently her stated age is 33 and she will not turn 34 until September. There she is not lying about her age…and even if she was who cares, she is worth millions and can walk away from the game whenever she pleases….
Leave her alone, she is talented, smart, beautiful, and appear to be a kind person, no need for the shade…you my dear is not perfect….drop mike and walk off stage!!!!
Sandra Rose this is a waste story, pure garbage why would you even post this…
So what happehaphappened below could happen. Sandra knew that Traci was going to be dragged because of her basic miscalculations Sandra lettinf her and other “loyal readers” who email to come correct or not at all!
Bryan Michael Cox went to HSPVA with Bey, he was a senior when she got there soooo…
I clearly remember Beyoncés first album dropping and my gf at the time was a HUGE fan and so excited that her and Beyoncé were the same age…my ex was 25 this was 10 years ago…a year is a BIG difference depends on who u ask
What woman hasn’t lied about her age? And all celebrity women are lying. They all look like death becomes her with no make-up.
Beyonce was 34 for years and not she has backtracked to 33 – the media encourages this type of behavior??? Shame on them for perpetuating these lies. It’s always about Beyonce’s difficulty in getting pregnant, what about Jay’s sperm? Dear Lord if any of his tramping gossip is true, he is a problem in more ways than one.
But in more ways than not, it is none of our business. Just ignore these people, if it bothers you.
Ok so who’s life is gonna be better after this? Smh
That’s my question also. I truly believe Beyonce is 33. So if Bey is 40 that means Solange is 35? How old is Solange’s son, 15? #yalltrippin
Thank you. I needed a good belly laugh.
Solange’s age is not being disputed, only Beyonce. Many people believe she was born in the late 70’s and has done buried that information, it’s hard to find. It is her family that felt it was that important to do this, not us.
Love your profile pic
I don’t get why Sandra posted this stupidity or is she herself unable to do basic math?
Bey 8
Solo 3
8-3=5
Solo turned 29 this birthday
29 + 5 = 34. Not for sure when Bey’s bday is but maybe she hasn’t had it this year and is still 33. Hell, I dunno…but I do know this was a waste of space, lol
WTF…this ridiculous fluff piece was all for what? Filth and grime?
SMMFH
Everyone believes anything about Beyonce. I stopped checking for her a long tome ago……
Everyone believes anything about Beyonce. I stopped checking for her a long tome ago……
how do we send fan mail
how do we send fan mail
Ummm, actually that would mean she is 34. She is 5 yrs older than Solange… duh! She was born in 81
Ummm, actually that would mean she is 34. She is 5 yrs older than Solange… duh! She was born in 81
Years ago I was listening to a radio host who was doing a story about celebrities lying about their ages. A woman called in from Wales and said her sister attended school with Catherine Zeta-Jones. At the time Zeta-Jones was saying she was only 33 and so many years younger than her husband, Michael Douglas. The woman said it wasn’t true and that she was in her 40s.
Shaving off years for celebrities is nothing new. It was done all the time when I was a kid. I was stunned when the true ages for the Jacksons actually came out. Janet started out years younger than me but now she’s in my age group!!!
Check out this link! http://mynewcareers.com/
yall are crazy! the math is right. Beyonce will be 34 this year making her 5 years older than Solange who is now 29……SMH
almost 34 is the new 40? She looks great for almost 40.
Who cares how old she is some off these chicks need to calculate why their bills so past due instead of her age
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For those of us who know how to do first grade math, the picture is more evidence that Beyoncé is NOT lying about her age.
But even if she was, which there’s no real indication of, why should anyone care? It’s common knowledge that Michael Jackson and others lied about their age to appear cuter and even more miraculously talented as a child. But who cares?
It is lol
Lawdt lol
Big Sean is really 28-31 everybody has industry ages. Cause when I was 16 in Highschool he did the State Fair and I know he wasn’t 11 doing it and getting anounced on the radio…
IT DONT MATTER HOW OLD BEYONCE IS…..THE OLDER SHE GETS SHE IS STILL STUNNING UNLIKE THIS IRRELEVANT ARTICLE ??????
shes 37 in this article i read vibe magazine it said they were 19 in 1997 when No No No pt 2 came out which would make her 37 years old i believe smh