Fox Network is set to premiere the new “Boris and Nicole Show,” starring Hollywood Power couple Boris Kodjoe and Nicole Ari Parker on July 6th. The unscripted show will air only in a few select markets including Los Angeles, Atlanta and New York.
The hour-long show will offer Boris, 42, and 44-year-old Nicole’s take on marriage, current events and parenting tips.
“We met and fell in love on screen so any time we get to work together we know it will be a lot of fun,” said Boris, a former male model.
Nicole added: “There are so many things that we are passionate about so we are thrilled that we will now have a platform to share these issues with an audience.”
The couple has 2 children, 10-year-old daughter Sophie, who was born with Spina Bifida; and son Nicolas, 8.
Watch a sneak peek of the show below.
Photos: SkyFall /London Entertainment
Reality show curse is real. They don’t need to do this show. Keep folks out yo damn marriage! !
But I’m guessing they really need a steady check…
both of them so beautiful hopefully their marriage last till death do them part
I always loved their story.
The hour-long show will offer Boris, 42, and 44-year-old Nicole’s take on marriage, current events and parenting tips.
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Interesting…
Whale….since its FOH Friday, IDGAF, and well again its FOH Friday…
Here ya geaux (tilts head like Ms Foxxxy and exits.)
When @Wut comes in here can yal direct her to this.
I got other ones, but….yea
QTNA:
1). How long have you and 6’6 been together?
2). Did you know him before this?
3). How old are you?
4). Is/Was your father/mother a Preacher?
5). Do you see him as someone you can be with longterm?
6). Have you made your appointment for your testing?
7). Did you get the money, in hand, just in case you all have a disagreement before your testing?
Yall gonna ask her or are yall gonna let me bring her yall questions?!!
yall something else in my k hart voice
is this reality or a talk show?
lordt I like them together.
Ask Kev hart for a raise or something !
I like them together
I think they might be one of the few that can make it work on tv. Especially since the show isn’t specifically centered around their personal lives for ratings or reality.
@HARLEM I don’t think she is here to answer even if folks ask
Cute couple
Oh I aint ask them questions yesterday @Wut.
Dem @Bama qwrest-ions!
Prewnnnnnnnnnnnnn
My toes are painted white too. LOL
Not sure if I will tune in but I wish them well
LUVN I know I’m a bitch which is why I love your name for me
I promise I’m nice to those I love….maybe lol
And I bet 10 bucks that you shared his pic with at least one Rose
I know I’m a bitch which is why I love your name for me
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*$20
*peen pic
#15
I like them, but I don’t know if I’m all that interested in an hour show of just them; I like them on house husbands ’cause they’re the cool stable couple in the midst of all the other crazy that’s happening on the show…. not sure bout a ‘just them’ show tho
Prewnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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simple… :crying1:
Wasn’t that tennis guys name Boris too? Hmmm
I mean my only question is: do that stuff about the mens be for reah? Like for real reah life?
*cues “This Cant Be Life” by Jigga and forms the Roc Dynasty sign like he did on the front of that album*
gotta love FOH Friday
They say if your second toe is longer than the first toe you can hang onto a man..but women with stairsteps cant..anyone else ever heard this my mama keep saying it all the time :smh:
…them qwershtuns tho
…yall ain’t right in the head! 
TAKE I missed cutting it in the atl last night. Basketball takes priority but I do like mis something (Congo woman). Have you watched? Who do you like?* hands under chin laying on stomach feet in air crossed waiting*
WhoDat says:
Whale….since its FOH Friday, IDGAF, and well again its FOH Friday…
Here ya geaux (tilts head like Ms Foxxxy and exits.)
When @Wut comes in here can yal direct her to this.
within the past month.
Next Thursday 6:00 am so he can still get to work after.
I will continue on my old track of saving up.
I got other ones, but….yea
QTNA:
1). How long have you and 6’6 been together?
Just talking and occasional dinners since shortly after me and drunk dyck broke up. Seriously talking and
2). Did you know him before this?
Shortly after short stroke
3). How old are you?
Sunset 30’s
4). Is/Was your father/mother a Preacher?
Nope. Father engineer, mother was a nurse that is why I practice safe sex all the time. Only man that has had this raw was my childrens father we were together a verrrry long time.
5). Do you see him as someone you can be with longterm?
Actually had that talk last night. We have mad the decision to relax have fun and see how far it goes, no pressure.
6). Have you made your appointment for your testing?
Yes
7). Did you get the money, in hand, just in case you all have a disagreement before your testing?
Nope. If we fight and he leaves
*looks at my long azz fanger toes up underneath my desk*
What if they the same damn length @Dats????
@Man said if your foots is ugly your puss is ugly. Amber Rose shole got some pretty feets tho.
WhoDat says:
I mean my only question is: do that stuff about the mens be for reah? Like for real reah life?
*cues “This Cant Be Life” by Jigga and forms the Roc Dynasty sign like he did on the front of that album*
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I need to make a book called “I can’t make this shyt up!” Yes its all truth! On my mother and you know she passed in 2013 so.. yeah its true.. But the sexy stories are all from my head so don’t get those confused
I needed 3 more bites of that sammich!
Im going to lurnch Ill be back
aRoTh says:
My toes are painted white too. LOL
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Me too!!!
My white manicure chipped something awful so im clear today with this expensive ass nailtique on. It has great reviews tho. We shall see
Sunset 30’s
So if I am more so on the front end or mis would I would Sunrise 30s???? If you mid…. You Sunup 30s?? 
Don’t mind me…
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I like this answer
@Harlem I did knot watch it. DVR prolly recorded it. I like the African lady so far. The drive up weave shop lady seems like she might not be bad but something about her throws me off ..like she might be whiny or entitled. None of the others speak to me. I watched the playoffs until i fell asleep bc i only got 3 hours of sleep the night before
i am ready for M2M ..the previews look messy and it looks like my dawg mariah back in there … and they look stupid for how they treated her
DATS
that’s silly but it’s an old wives tale so take it with a grain of salt
@whitty hutton #1 comment…I hope the reality curse doesn’t break them up…happily married people usually don’t last on reality shows.
a good plan for celebs…if they know they’re about to break up anyway do a show to pretend they’re happy and then let show reveal all the problems and get for the best break up scene ever!
Hey
MissHarlem says:
TAKE I missed cutting it in the atl last night. Basketball takes priority but I do like mis something (Congo woman). Have you watched? Who do you like?* hands under chin laying on stomach feet in air crossed waiting*
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*i know you didn’t ask ME but…..* LOL
I caught bits and pieces of it. I haven’t gotten totally even into it. I want to tho, but I can’t stay awake long enough. LOL
For some reason I get swinger vibes from this couple too
but I actually see the love with them 
……. I am on my conclusion of my paper 
chile I accomplished my goal….. Paper due in 2 in a half weeks …. and I’m already finished 
I just realized what @Take gravi is. I had been half on mobile/half not.
Yew stupid Cole.
I say get a Cashiers Check made out to the doctors office This Weekend
Ain’t no time for no mess
They say if your second toe is longer than the first toe you can hang onto a man.
I got a greenish color on my toes…almost turquoise… but not. I normally get turquoise or pink….maybe orangy red. sigh… i am still on the fence about it. let me look at it in the light. i wanted to do yellow… but yea… maybe in july..
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WHALE we already talked about my elegant Egyptian toe so *blows nails* is it really a shocker?
@dats
I got stairsteps and am celebrating my 17th anniversary this August. I never heard this one abt the long second toe…like its a hook of some kind!
I heard if the second toe is bigger ya bossy
oh yea my gravie! i saw this pic on fb last night talking about the solar project and i was like ubishu
i was like 
GOTTTT EMMMM
But wait! I thought your ex passed away a couple years back and that he was yours kids father, no? But then about ah week ago, you were talmbout your Sharpshooter Son’s father being mad about something. You got 2 baby daddy’s?
Nicole’s White toes are cute up there.
I heard if the second toe is bigger ya bossy
#runwiththat
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Well obviously that cannot be true.
*hides my supervisor button in my security pants pocket*
*takes my blazer off to go for a walk outside*
*tips my hat to walkers by*
Or maybe I’m thinking about something else Hmmmm
WATTS in MsTake’s gravi?
TAKE :fistbump: I agree. I’m here for m2m it seems that they will want to get back with her but Idk. I can do that kind of drama.
Well since we are throwing in questions…do you practice safe oral sex too? That’s my only question with regards to the shaman dyck situation.
@Take gravi
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LMBBAWWWF!
We have a fire drill ugh
in 40 mins
@Man said if your foots is ugly your puss is ugly. Amber Rose shole got some pretty feets tho.
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my milla toe is vury vury slightly longer than the big one
and I do have at least one crazy dude who won’t go ‘way for good 
do that mean I got a Indian ‘wojapi’? 
I also got Indian feet
@Harlem like i said before it just all seemed to be too much to be. Like they were all mad at her over Quad…and it wasn’t really that serious.
he in a relationship he is supposed to lie 
unless he wants to break up. as much dirt as they all do. now they trying to say Gigi sister was about to sleep with him the day he got engaged 
But that is after Gigi already claimed he tried her #messyboots Can’t be all mike fault
To me it’s like the Shah’s Mike/Gigi thing… like he ain’t try to bone ya’ll! And Rexa if that’s your homeboy then you sure don’t need to be up in it. Ok he lied about it
I heard if the second toe is bigger ya bossy
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Like a certain bolero-wearing chick!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
But wait! I thought your ex passed away a couple years back and that he was yours kids father, no? But then about ah week ago, you were talmbout your Sharpshooter Son’s father being mad about something. You got 2 baby daddy’s?
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Who's ball of confusion is this ?
Shaman duck
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I think I want stuffed peppers…that might be the plan for tonight.
Like a certain bolero-wearing chick!
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*little kid voice* I just do not know how I got such a bad reputation on here :wails: I am such a kind person
Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You
says:
@Man said if your foots is ugly your puss is ugly. Amber Rose shole got some pretty feets tho.
and I do have at least one crazy dude who won’t go ‘way for good
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my milla toe is vury vury slightly longer than the big one
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Yo toe shooting the bird Nancy :crying1: JK
My toes are perfect “stairstep”
Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek says:
Well since we are throwing in questions…do you practice safe oral sex too? That’s my only question with regards to the shaman dyck situation.
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CHILE point me to the comment number at the start of this topic
what am I missing here ?
nailtique on. It has great reviews tho. We shall see
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it is the chit!
I used it for 6 months after I got rid of my nails.
That I had since I was 15. I had them for about 12 years.
In 6 months most of that damage was gone. It is a great base coat
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
My toes are perfect “stairstep”
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I mean the rest of em is stairsteps.
The second and big almost the same length tho. I done been murried’t. Engaged. Just fuggin. I will say them fuggas DO be around FOREVER. I mean years. 3 of em. The good ole reliable rotation. 
We break up and they just wont go the fawk away. Im like nigga. We aint been together as a couple in over a decade. Fugg you want? 
I treat em bad. Cuss em out. Dont return calls. I personally, would never call ME again.
i am ready for M2M ..the previews look messy
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why is Quad running around dressed like Secret Squirrel tryna investigate folks’ past????
iont know anything about any of them, but if she doin that, I’d caution her that she’s playing a very dangerous game 
Who you think Jenny?
Toes shooting birds
Jenie #6, Dub found Bama’s questions from yesterday and posted them.
Who’s ball of confusion is this ?
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*cues the Temptations “Ball of Confusion” for @Wut.
Chile why I just thought about someone saying wolf pussay :crying1: Ion know why
chile ya’ll roses know ya’ll have some lingos bawahahahaha ….. jalapeno nose 
I don’t like popcorn so I place some chedder peppers into the oven*
I got a couple mo hours to go.
@USER *yelling across the blog* You like these?? I got some mozzarella sticks too.
Thanks MOD
How do u get an ugly cooter?
dont they all start out pretty? How u break it?
Can I have some mozzarella sticks?
WATTS for lunch?
I’ll take any excuse to see Boris on my TV!!!
All these hoes with stair step toes
Ok yea… bet you they got bad credit, tart breath, slight must flow or tangle eyes. Nobody perfect except Jesus. Play wit it 
Did you guys get an answer
I ain’t reading all them comments nah :crying1:
me wiggling my toes at Taken >>>>
Who’s ball of confusion is this ?
LOL
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what kind of peppers and stuffed w\what MOD? *yum!*
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Smurfette . . .
We need real feets gravi day
Anybody not saying nothing got oprah toes
@MOD you want some marinara sauce with yours?
Guess we all got to wait 
*pours some ranch in a small dish for my poppers*
they gone be sew sew good
#truthis now i do really want some
i don’t know what is for lunch. WUT already on lunch so
User Friendly says:
How do u get an ugly cooter?
dont they all start out pretty? How u break it?
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No such thang as a pretty cuter … they all ugly to me and dycks….
On topic, they are a very nice looking couple always liked them…
I know you guys heard about the members from that church in KS who are anti-gay and go around protesting? Well, they are supposed to be protesting outside of VP Biden’s son’s funeral tomorrow. They need to get a life…
Post 30 in this post @J
User Friendly says:
How do u get an ugly cooter?
dont they all start out pretty? How u break it?
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WhoDat says:
Post 30 in this post @J
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Thank ya
@whitty
stairsteps and am celebrating my 17th anniversary this August. I never heard this one abt the long second toe…like its a hook of some kind!
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Oh ok well theres hope..
I got a greenish color on my toes…almost turquoise… but not.
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Take! I started reading that and was like
‘dis girl got a fungus’ 
…then I look down at my toes and I got a green-not-quite-turq pedi too 
carry on 
User *poinys around* one of hem said that johnnie Blaze gots the ugliest torn up and down cooter ever.
I think that’s her name but IONO 
All these hoes with stair step toes
Ok yea… bet you they got bad credit, tart breath, slight must flow or tangle eyes.
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**shakes perfectly stairstepped toes at taken**
AROTH
that’s why I ain’t asked you. You can’t stay up to watch world news far less some show 
USER you tooooo old to be asking that. You know how beefcakes are formed
*surgery
I currently have a white pedicure too. Essie Blanc
Idk…I’m trying to decide what to stuff them with now. About to ask Grammy what she thinks.
Yo toe shooting the bird Nancy :crying1: JK
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*daps myself* :fistbump:
Whats cheddar peppers? Well gimme some anyways just in case
*Peeks in* I saw @Wut was here…is it safe to enter?
scared to read the comments
@jenie
No such thang as a pretty cuter … they all ugly to me and dycks….
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This dude sent me a pic of his dack it was beautiful…head a lil lighter than the rest snd the way he was veined up it reminded me of the pattern on top of a three muskteers bar..it had a slight sheen to it too like tempered chocolate…but based on the rest of him im assuming thats not him at all.. :sigh: i thinks dats sumbody elese dack..cause the rest of him is rusty as hail
@UF I think years of pounding and abusing the cat causes it to be ugly but I think some women just have flimsy cootch meat. U can get that thang beat up on the regular and it still looks cute. But I’ve seen some pornos where the chick insides look like they falling out
They say if your second toe is longer than the first toe you can hang onto a man..
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The niggas hang on to me
I’m gonna kick you in your Colonic *snorts* FAT!
WITH my perfect footZ!
WHALE the left is a smidge larger than the right :crying1:
(Florida Evans Laugh)
The only thing left over from my pregnancy. Fq with it
Anybody not saying nothing got oprah toes
:confused:
GabbyLipQuiver*
Nobody perfect except Jesus. Play wit it
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Nancy feet >>>>
*Peeks in* I saw @Wut was here…is it safe to enter? ? scared to read the comments
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WHALE I ain’t got Oprah toes
One foot perfect. Second long toe and all cause they almost stair steps. But my other foot is my big foot – :stop: Oh don’t act like you ain’t got one bigger foot and possible tittie..it happens 
i heard it cause your heart beat more oxygen to one side so your titty and feet grow towards that side 
I’m lying but still…you feel me ..anyways the bigger foot got the longer second toe and it likes to graze the top of my shoes. Right size and all. Sometimes i put little protectors in my shoes to keep my toe from getting ‘noyed. If i don’t have one I might use a cotton ball :crying1: CRINE …Whale one day i was in a rush and I didn’t protect my toe in some shoes and when i got home my toe was RUINT!!!! It was HURT! HURT! HURT! It was like a corn but not. It never went away 
So it’s a spot on there that is a lighter color 
i am really sad about it. Can i get it fixed? Or do I just need to get a check for it?
These are my confessions….
i know somebody else out there struggling like me
i can sense it
i don’t mind being the only one courageous enough to speak up
‘fraid to not be big gravie cute
dis is my story
I AM CAITLYN
flimsy cootch meat
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bama_n_jersey says:
*Peeks in* I saw @Wut was here…is it safe to enter?
scared to read the comments
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Did something happen and I missed it
what’s wrong with WUT 
@MOD
they are not all pretty but I think that’s just genetics. You can’t it. That’s why they have surged now to make it more aesthetically pleasing
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Like the ones thatlook like they have chittlins hanging out of it?
No such thang as a pretty cuter … they all ugly to me and dycks….
i get compliments on it
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Mine is.
Harlem I dont think beef curtains are caused by too much sex or sex with a big peen
Me & my daughtrs father had sex evrryday for 2 years. My coochie still cute.
Jhonni Blaze cooch looks like a demon or a mango seed as Funk Dineva said.
I hope this show doesn’t make me hate them cause I think they’re a super cute couple who seem very grounded – like the Peete’s…..
I am not with that long second toe – looking like pointer finger…. I love my feet – I have pretty feet (at least that’s what some Jamaican dude told me)…. my toes are a tad smaller than the one before and I have toenails on all my toes – ever see them chicks at the nail salon and their pinky toenail so small they just drip a dab of polish on it and call it painted….
It was like a corn but not. It never went away ? So it’s a spot on there that is a lighter color
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I got one….or two like that.
not corns but not like the rest. I don’t care. Niggas still suck ’em! 
Lmao! @mistake…I was beginning to believe you about more blood flowing to one side of the body. #gullible
BOL!! Well…my left foot is a whole half size bigger than my right and I got skinny heels so the shoe on my right foot is always “flapping”.
Fq with it
(Florida Evans Laugh)
WHAT SHE GONE DO TYPE HARD AT YOU??? Even if she do you can’t hear it 
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*spit my water out* Thanks FAT SELF.
@USER like jalapeno poppers…i don’t like the cream cheese ones
@BAMA Yokes you up by your shirt. MAN UP!! MAN UP!
flimsy cootch meat
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it blow in the wind… no kind of act right :crying1:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Nancy feet >>>>
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now I’m really tickled ’cause this—>
bout the same color as my pedi :crying1:
Harlem I dont think beef curtains are caused by too much sex or sex with a big peen
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User Friendly says:
No such thang as a pretty cuter … they all ugly to me and dycks….
i get compliments on it
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Mine is.
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I’m talking bout the shape and the look….. hell I get compliments as well … shyt all looks ugly to me
I love the way a dyck feels though :crying1: yassssssssss
rusty as hail
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I am not with that long second toe – looking like pointer finger
*snow twerks in the middle of the blog
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WELL WE DON’T LIKE YO GOTDURN ARSE EITHER *nose blurred open like James Evans* FOK YOU
“mango seed” pussy
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VDot says:
Harlem I dont think beef curtains are caused by too much sex or sex with a big peen
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It’s not some just have long lips
I’m talking bout the shape and the look
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Me too. You think yours is ugmo?
now I’m really tickled ’cause this—>
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see now :crying1: I am about to go outside for lunch… i might take a picture of by big toe and make it my gravie cause it is that color. i am holding in my laugh and i got tears..my pants and shirt might be the same color…i done took casual Friday too far…first time really doing it and don’t know how to act…
User Friendly says:
I’m talking bout the shape and the look
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Me too. You think yours is ugmo?
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I think every last puss on this planet is ugmo and dycks
Mine is. ? i get compliments on it
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Send me a pic and ill be the final judge
USER I don’t believe that’s how beefcakes are formed
my experience………….yea lets just say that’s not true for most. Some have beefcake before they even know what d!ck is again my experience………….yea 
“mango seed” ****
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maybe if it looked like a mustard seed she might have been ok…. cause the Bible say if you have a lil faith the size…
I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired
of being PETTY 
says:
now I’m really tickled ’cause this—>
chile 
bawahahahaha but foe why
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i might take a picture of by big toe and make it my gravie cause it is that color. <<<<
hey say if your second toe is longer than the first toe you can hang onto a man..but women with stairsteps cant..anyone else ever heard this my mama keep saying it all the time :smh:
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I haven’t heard that one. I have stair steps and Honey Dip has been lingering for 7 years. I’ve broke it off with him about 3 times, and he just acts like nothing happened, “So I’ll be at your place at 7 so we’ll at our dinner reservations I made 2 weeks ago by 7:30. Use the AmEx if you want to get something nice
Long lips
So they got Bubba Gump poosay?
VDot says:
Mine is. ? i get compliments on it
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Send me a pic and ill be the final judge
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:crying1: rofl lol
You people are blasted insane – I can’t stop laughing…..
User Friendly says:
Long lips
So they got Bubba Gump poosay?
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A friend told me about this girl wwith beed curtains…. he said the lips was long and hanging….
sagging like !!!
I said beed curtains :crying1: Beef beef I mean
Straightens backs and shoulders….yes ma’am @Take.
@Jenie…based on convo on the blog I was curious and had questions… But once I asked those questions I could see how they would seem “judgy” even though it was not my intent (because I’ve been through too much to judge others)… They *points around blog* told me to do it, and then got shame of me..humph
nd I got skinny heels so the shoe on my right foot is always “flapping”
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well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle :crying1: she retarded and don’t even know it. She got a tangled leg and thinks it’s ok :wails: Ya’ll this might be the funniest thing i have ever read. tears streaming down my cheeks. i am going outside frfr..
her foot dragging behind her like Sophia off Color Purp…. she fold her foot up in her shoe… her shoe make a swish squish sound and ain’t even wet
The niggas hang on to me
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This what I sed too sis
i done took casual Friday too far…first time really doing it and don’t know how to act…
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U doing like me with your work alfit today?
There’s a tumbler account about loving your labia. Pics of all kinds of lips
Are we talking about vortex aesthetics now? If so Amber Rose needs a
whitty hutton says:
BOL!! Well…my left foot is a whole half size bigger than my right and I got skinny heels so the shoe on my right foot is always “flapping”.
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*Record Stratch* :stop: …and you was the main one kee-kee’n bout my stretched out wide-ish Indian feet (which happen to be the same size)
and you up here with a flickted club foot????!!! 
Send me a pic and ill be the final judge
shut it dizzle!!
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Some have naturally long lips. Some have a nice fat puss
puss is like a fingerprint none are identical with looks smell etc. That’s why I said you toooo old to be asking this 
but I know yall doing it for the blog so I’m with it 
That’s why they have surged now to make it more aesthetically pleasing
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I aint never had no man be like BISH! You got the ugliest puss EVER. GET OUT!
her foot dragging behind her like Sophia off Color Purp…. she fold her foot up in her shoe… her shoe make a swish squish sound and ain’t even w
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Take your Bolero to go Ma’am
WhoDat says:
I aint never had no man be like BISH! You got the ugliest puss EVER. GET OUT!
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So ya’ll saying that sex doesn’t change the look of a cootch? A pretty one can’t be ugly in the future? You get what you get and thats it? I agree, they all look different from jump but they do change over time
her foot dragging behind her like Sophia off Color Purp…. she fold her foot up in her shoe… her shoe make a swish squish sound and ain’t even wet
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**sissyclaws taken**
Leave me ‘lone!! **Lil Darryl voice**
@Take…go away…got me laughing out in this office. Folks already think I’m crazy. I gotta hold my “angry black woman” image they have of me
VDot says: There’s a tumbler account about loving your labia. Pics of all kinds of lips
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YEW
Lie!
I know ur NOT, but It’s JUST.DAMN! ANDDD of course yew Know!
But wait! I thought your ex passed away a couple years back and that he was yours kids father, no? But then about ah week ago, you were talmbout your Sharpshooter Son’s father being mad about something. You got 2 baby daddy’s?
by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Jun 5,
my children father is still alive..I wished that spider did his azz in but no he still topside. My mother passed in 2013.
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So if the curtains start to HANG ya thank they can be cut,shortened, fixed made Beautimus AGAINE?
I think mostly porn ppl get anal bleaching & coochie facelifts but if i evahhhh looked down & saw whatever johnni blaze got going on i would get it chopped & screwed back in place.
Her cooch looks like a mudslide.
I know ur NOT, but It’s JUST.DAMN! ANDDD of course yew Know!
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It’s not for the faint of heart either Luvin
Some of ’em put IGO’s puss gravi to shame. Just… 
WhoDat says:
That’s why they have surged now to make it more aesthetically pleasing
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I aint never had no man be like BISH! You got the ugliest puss EVER. GET OUT!
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I want to say it was the Discovery channel
one of those that has the weird topics documentary shows. The one I saw was about plastic surgery and included a woman who wouldn’t reveal her identity but had the procedure that gives you a faux hymen, women getting labiaplasty, and a chick getting vaginal rejuvenation that said the recovery was the worst pain ever. I was thinking the whole time that my love below was just dandy, I’m good, I’m good I’m good I’m good….
*MoonStruck slap*
I Aint shamed of you Bama
Her cooch looks like a mudslide.
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Would you look at the TIME. I gotta go to a meeting. Its 130.
@Nan
I got stairsteps and…and I also got a FULL size pinky toe…not like the ones opinionhated described. 
Nobody can tell cept me! Only EYE can feel the shoe sliding on and off my heel!!
I aint never had no man be like BISH! You got the ugliest puss EVER! GET OUT!
who is that used to say “a man aint never asked me for no piece of stomach”. Too funny
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MonaLisaSlim says:
So ya’ll saying that sex doesn’t change the look of a cootch? A pretty one can’t be ugly in the future? You get what you get and thats it? I agree, they all look different from jump but they do change over time
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I thought some of the cooch meat gets pushed outward with the baby but i guess its like stretch marks– just depends on how u made. My stomach meat ugly but my feet & coochay are A1
cant have it all
@DTTS
hold me
MsTake and Thing
:crying1:
LUVN
it’s called vaginal rejuvenation
Well since we are throwing in questions…do you practice safe oral sex too? That’s my only question with regards to the shaman dyck situation.
by Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek on Jun 5, 20
until HE gets tested. I test after each relationship. I am currently safely loving 6’6″ 
Sew I put condom on with my mouth and :blow: only man that has had it minus was baby daddy…wait I gave it once to my ex long stroke last year valentine. A gift 
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@USER nah I don’t look like I am ready to go to the club
More like a fancy picnic. 
outside. I wen to the bathroom before I left and took a pic. I will DM you 
Again if I could text it would be so much easier but I get it 
baby steps Lmbo.
The front wasn’t as bad as when I was walking away. Booty big. Jeans might be a lik snug on that portion
MissHarlem says:
it’s called vaginal rejuvenation
OH Stankkk,UMMMH SharonOsbourne had it said the healing was the most PAINFUL shyte EVAHH 
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ION think it’s worth it
If the time cums, I’ll slide some sugar in it
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Me.
WELL WE DON’T LIKE YO GOTDURN ARSE EITHER *nose blurred open like James Evans* FOK YOU
*snow twerks in the middle of the blog
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BIG TEARS :crying1: at this stupidity, plus the fact that I watched the snow twerkers video the first time like this
cause I was sure one of them was gonna accidently fire off a round and kill herself or the other one :crying1: ….so then the other day I read where this girl was tryna take a selfie with a rubber bullet gun, put it to her head, and shot herself in the head on accident 
…this why I hate Taken 
if’n I’d never seen the snow twerkers, the story of the girl with the rubber bullets wouldn’t automatically make me sorta 
cause I immediately thought of the snow twerkers :confused: :shakes fist: 
Gotcha Wut
Who’s exhusband died? Who am I thinking of? :thinking;
Bama :2dance: *whispers* butchew at least gotta act hard
You was posting back then? When I coined the phrase? You a refurbishment? What your log in name used to be?
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lawd cheesus
I won’t be watching. Boris is fatphobic I’m fat do conflict of interest
<——- ME 4REAL right NAHH!!
Lol @ whodat I see you trying to catch me slippin lol. No I was a certified lurker
If the time cums, I’ll slide some sugar in it
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Sakeena, I that you in your gravi? are you serious about now watching the show cuz you’re fat?
#noshade #serrusquestion
LUVN
MOD must have seen the same thing I seen. I told yall I live for a good docu on anything. Hadme at the tv like 
glad I love mine 
I haven’t heard that one. I have stair steps and Honey Dip has been lingering for 7 years.
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@USER nah I don’t look like I am ready to go to the club
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Ubishu I was a sweater dress! Sweaters are wholesome
And i wore a cardigan with the other dress which by the way was grey. Grey is corporate.
You & V only want my number so u hv more ways to clown me
If the time cums, I’ll slide some sugar in it
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longtimelurking @
Harlem this chick had her voice changed and everything, the one who got the new hymen. I was like
this can’t be life. If I have to do all that to be accepted and get a husband I’m in the wrong culture. It was kind of sad.
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Sakeena says:
I won’t be watching. Boris is fatphobic I’m fat do conflict of interest
I don’t like it 
I would prefer a mint like green if I was doing that
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I don’t know what to do with this
Turns out In the light my toe polish mo green than I thought
Ummhmmmm
Don’t slip. Or sleep either.
WHAT IS THIS SUGAR THING YOU SPEAK OF?
I want more food!
Sakeena says:
I won’t be watching. Boris is fatphobic I’m fat do conflict of interest
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So glad Man not here today
luvn, I wouldn’t put sugar IN the puss…maybe sprinkle a little on top to be immediately licked/sucked off. if some gets INSIDE, it may throw off the balance and you could end up with a frothy mess. ion play with my puss putting stuff up in it…only dycks, fingers and the occasional toy.
has anybody ever put sugar INSIDE their puss? if so, what happened?
well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle :crying1: she retarded and don’t even know it. She got a tangled leg and thinks it’s ok :wails: Ya’ll this might be the funniest thing i have ever read. tears streaming down my cheeks. i am going outside frfr..
her foot dragging behind her like Sophia off Color Purp…. she fold her foot up in her shoe… her shoe make a swish squish sound and ain’t even wet
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B.b.b.b.but I have ski jumped toenails. You’re right though. Some people have healing hands. Other have healing feet
Turns out In the light my toe polish mo green than I thought
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chile cheez! that’s foot fungus…ain’t no damn green polish. betta get you some tea tree oil and clear that ish up!
One Of Kandi’s suggestions
No sugar in the Tooter :stop:
@DTTS…the Mister tell people I wake up on “ready-set” and my momma told me I need to see a psychiatrist…so I’m trying to change my image
not really though…but it sounded good 
@whodat I aint got no worries
well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle :crying1: she retarded and don’t even know it. She got a tangled leg and thinks it’s ok :wails: Ya’ll this might be the funniest thing i have ever read. tears streaming down my cheeks. i am going outside frfr..
her foot dragging behind her like Sophia off Color Purp…. she fold her foot up in her shoe… her shoe make a swish squish sound and ain’t even wet
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WHO said this!
@Lurk
you not finna have the MrsLurk shut the blog down
it wernt that damn funny Nan!
tryna play up my minute right foot issues while you gotta order special wide width shoes off the innanet. 
<<< for Whitty
It's been cloudy all week. I ain't seen my feet. Got on closed toe flats now even :stop: Gone Phro.
Took my shoe off and by golly they green.
WHY would anyone do that though? That sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen… Now I’m giving Kandi the super
You & V only want my number so u hv more ways to clown me .
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We just wanna love you bew
That dress may have been grey, but it was also sleeveless and hugged those curves just right
#workclothes 
That’s dumb
you being fat has nada to do with Boris. Maybe you trolling so apologies in advance 
clawd hammercy!! this nut done went outside and took a pic of her damn foot!!!
A friend told me about this girl wwith beed curtains . . . but why I thought jenie was talking about those beads that you use for decoratve use in your door frame
So…we are nail polish lovers in the Dragon household. I may or may not have gone overboard and possibly own way too much polish to the point where it’s organized like a display and I always bring my own to my appointments
Taken try Essie Mint Candy Apple next time.
MissHarlem says:
That’s dumb
you being fat has nada to do with Boris. Maybe you trolling so apologies in advance 
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aight! you ain’t got fungus! now getcho feet down off the blog miss bolero!
I like the color of your pants Taken.
. Maybe you trolling so apologies in advance
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Lmao dubb. I saw dudes who smashed what I thought were some of the ugliest chicks in life, so I don’t see someone passing up ugly vagicat lol.
MOD that was all kinds of sad. Lack of self esteem
chile cheez! that’s foot fungus…ain’t no damn green polish. betta get you some tea tree oil and clear that ish up!
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Take! she tried it
is tea tree oil gonna grow byke that stump foot of hern???
TUH! I get my shoes off the shelf like reglar folk… aint got to order out the uniform/deform catalog!
curves just right
#workclothes 
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I seddddddddd I had on a cardigan
It was backless too
Take! she tried it
is tea tree oil gonna grow byke that stump foot of hern???
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POP HOLD IT DOWN!!!
Dis fool got her foot in the gravi lawdt
So doesnt sugar get inside of you when yall do that fruit roll up thang? Leave the groceries in the kitchen. Messin with them kids snick snacks
@whitty that’s me 85lbs ago. I lost my email info so I can’t change the picture
It’s a talk show..not a reality show…