• Cali Shade

    Mmmm'kay! ?

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Dang, I was a hoe so quick I thought I'd come down here and claim it before I finish reading the list. I got to like 4 and I done did all dat shat except #4. *shrug*

    Edit: Out of list of 9 lines items, I done did 6 of em. Hey I always did say that I was Soul Train hoe in my 20s. But shat, it was fun and I got stories to tell my grand babies to let them know I KNOW.

  • FoxyDiva

    ROTFL....

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Hi my name is Bull and per the above I am a Hoe. Considering I've been in a drought, low key celibate for the last year+, I think my Hoe Card is revoked. I'm mad about that shyt too. I'll get my card back one day.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Wait whet???

  • Joyce Jones

    I think the book is just for entertainment purposes.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    What is the criteria for being a hoe? Like is it if you answered yes to at least 1 or do you have to answer yes to 3 or more. I need the answers.

  • MissyJ

    *clutches pearls* I thought you had clean knees

  • aRoth

    #6 is a disputed question.

  • Futuredocdonte

    ????

  • Blaque Mahogany

    It appears as though one is sufficient.

  • ThomasSamoht

    tickled...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I wish folks would start back spelling words correctly.

    You're(to you 'ur') a dumb hoe, you can't spell ?

  • Smartypants

    This applies to men, too. *files nails*

    None of this uptop applies to me. If it applies to you, do you boo.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    You better preach! I too got cobwebs all about the cootie cat area, but I'd love nothing better than for some 20 something to dust em off. Bih better have my hoe card.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    I hope this is for women only, because going by that list, 6 of those means I was a BIG a$$ young, hoe.

  • Futuredocdonte

    Brooke can u make a list of what it takes to be a lonely, bitter, basic bish?

  • Smartypants

    I see where you're going. Proceed...lol

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    6/9 Bird :ghost:

    ?

  • nucynu25

    Lol I was a hoe by # 2.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    LOL !!!! Cause this up top

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Bruh! Way to come in and get shyt started. HAHAHAHA!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Sooooo which numbers are we disputing because I feel like number 1 is clearly a sign of hoe-dom.

  • Nanny

    First date sex doesn't necessarily mean he was a stranger.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Right! I was unsure on that one. I wasn't expecting gifts, but the nigra took me shopping none the less. Oh nevermind. My hoeness was already established by that line.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    I'm talking to a new guy. Trying to be good but I know I'm going to 'slip' and fall on stick soon enough if we spend any time alone alone.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Is that an excerpt from the book???

  • aRoth

    LMAO......and I don't do drugs and I got my own car, sooooo. LOL

  • Neicey

    I got a few too. But the dad forced a DNA test cause he was an ass. I have 4 kids 3 with my ex and one otw from my husband. Do that still count for #7?

  • SummerBaby

    I don't agree with #7

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    hey bew <3

  • nucynu25

    If you're fat , or a single parent can be on the list??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Hey honey bunny ??

  • Smartypants

    I would dispute #3. How you supposed to know back in third grade they kicked it hard?

    Relatives...eh. You know some ppl don't know/see all their cousins til the 4th anyway.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Well...how many kids does said person have and how far apart are they?

  • Buttercup

    Welp, it's official. I'm a hoe, but I'm a honest hoe!

  • aRoth

    Why fo come? LOL

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ion't think so. I think all the babies got to have a differant daddy for that one. 3 ah yourn got the same daddy. You safe on that one.

  • Queen Negus

    Same here I got trips, gifts and money. Guess I am an Retired Hoe?

  • aRoth

    Don't matter, they all got different peen juice. LOL

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I think associates may be a stretch. But I do agree with friends/relatives. I mean current friends. Lol...not back in third grade.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile I guess so .... lol

  • SameoleJ

    I am right with you......guess my momma is a hoe, my momma's momma a hoe, my daughter, my auntie, my bestie (her husband said that good loving made him wife her, so she wouldn't give it another soul.....Imma have to tell her that nice ring, deemed her a hoe.) Sheesh, it's a world of hoes running amuck!!

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    LOL! I'm jealous!

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Shyt, I be a Hoe then.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. True.

  • Buttercup

    Yes, the miles have been rolled back on your HoeFax and much of your hoeness has been erased.

  • SummerBaby

    That's what I wanted to know. ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    1
    6
    ?, oh ?

  • aRoth

    #6 most definitely! I mean, I want clothes and trips and if somebody else can provide them for me, with a lil "down payment" to help, then......

  • Mrs Sunshine Bridges

    she a hoe for writing this

  • 100milesperhour

    LMAO!

  • hotntot95

    well i failed... but she forgot one,...if youve ever had sexx while another person watched...u a hoe

  • SummerBaby

    It's almost rare to meet someone with more than one kid from the same person.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. I think if your kids are more than four years a part, you can proceed down the list. But if they are 1 year a part, you can stop there at hoe-dom. No need to go any further.

  • aRoth

    Does that count for Pronhub?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    LOL

  • Chitsngiggles

    I'm a hoe then....

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Stop it....

  • Nanny

    Why does that make you a hoe? Maybe you were on vacation, and you tried to save money and let your girls room with you....

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Oh hunty no. My knees actually bad today. Cain't half exercise.

  • aRoth

    Are you "les-been honest" or just honest honest? LOL

  • Seavoo Play

    Good afternoon all!

    On topic:
    According to this list, I'm just a little bit of a hoe, not a BIG hoe...but i's married nah....
    But my homegirl could write a book or teach a class on her "hoe-antics" tho ?

    #hoeingfordummies
    #hoeologynism101

  • Buttercup

    I am too. You can sit with me.

  • hotntot95

    aha! .ion even wanna talk bout porn

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I think that when you are exchanging sex for material things you are most certainly a hoe. No shade. If you giving head for Coca-Cola and Skittles (real life story) you are a hoe.

    I hate when people bring marriage into it...

  • Buttercup

    Are you asking for a friend, Nanny? LMBO

  • 100milesperhour

    Don't agree with #9. I used to have a spot to go to every night of the week...Sunday to Sunday. Getting my drink on. Not b/c I was heauxing, just enjoying adulthood & freedom.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    You got a good story to share? :popcorn:

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Check

  • aRoth

    .........and here lately, hoes been winning! <----- wants to be a certified hoe. LMAO

  • hotntot95

    it was a face down ass up moment...blame it on the remy

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Don't be lately guys have been flucking things up right before I'm about to fall. So I won't hold my breath. Maybe he'll make it.

  • Chitsngiggles

    ??????

  • SummerBaby

    I thought you were supposed to get gifts ???

  • Buttercup

    Just honest, honest. I've never been hit on my a femme who was up to my standards. I guess I'm not as fine as I'd thought :wail:

  • aRoth

    Just came off a hoe-ass trip last week. And just sent a payment reminder for my hoe-ass trip in Dec.

  • Nanny

    Maybe... but said friends were passed out... and didn't give two fux when they woke up anyway

  • hotntot95

    if it walks like hoe and sounds lika hoe...itsa hoe, thats all imma say

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I'm gon go right ahead and claim my hoeness but who wouldn't be 1 according to this hoes list?

  • SameoleJ

    Brooke, if you get your eyebrows professionally arched and they don't match......you just might be a blind hoe.

  • Smartypants

    I get hit on by studs. Idk why.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Hey some agree some don't. Don't nobody really curr. My babies got differant daddies, but they 12 years apart in age. Am I still a hoe for that one (not counting all the other ones I did)?

  • hotntot95

    LMAO

  • Chitsngiggles

    I got the top 4 on lock....

    *Cues Cube and Master P's Im A Hoe

  • Neicey

    And since I'm pregnant and maybe getting divorced. I feel like being a hoe or pretending I am by telling my husband its not his baby. I know I know. It would be a lie. But I feel so angry I just want to get some get backs. But that's the flesh. And I'm not going to fall to it. But some dack is what I need right now this minute. This pregnant Catt is so ready. All the time.

  • aRoth

    Skittles contain pork and Coke coats my teeth. So I'm no hoe. LOL

  • SummerBaby

    I'm considering one for next spring ?

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    YES! I so happy. But hoe's have more fun... Shyt. Catch 22

  • hotntot95

    ..its ok...tink tink

  • Blaque Mahogany

    LOL

  • aRoth

    LMAO

  • Buttercup

    I get hit on by both. If I get with a girl though, she's going to have to be FOINE- and not be pre-mursty.

  • Chitsngiggles

    ??????

  • SameoleJ

    I have 4 and two daddies.......guess I am a double hoe.

  • Blue

    10. If you write a book calling someone else a hoe you prolly one too. How you know so much 'bout dat?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I'm not...

  • Buttercup

    That's why I'm basking in my hoeness.

  • aRoth

    So am I a hoe because she and I are rocking similar hairstyles........but my sides are NOT shaved, they are waved? QTNA

  • Seavoo Play

    Yep...went on a girls trip...shared a room with my homegirl...she brought a random dude back to the room....they got it on....

    I was impressed...?
    Lol

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/RkuWgLKm03f2w/giphy.gif

  • Milani

    I feel like being a hoe or pretending I am by telling NY husband its not his baby.
    ------------------------------------
    Don't do it Neicey. You might be mad at him now, but you never know if he'll turn around and use the fact that you said it against you later. Don't give him that power.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    I guess the easier thing to decide is... who's not a hoe? Based on the previous posts that list will be shorter. Stand up, non hoes who haven't had your HoeFax scrubbed due to inactivity.

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    LOL!

  • Chitsngiggles

    I'm a retired hoe too. I still got connects, but I font use them no more ....

  • aRoth

    I don't know if I'm gone be doin' a whole lotta hoe'n come Dec.....we beefin' right now. LOL

  • Smartypants

    I feel like #3 should be on all the cuffin season posters.

    Like call cousin Hattie, the family historian, tk get all your people's last names so you don't accidentally cuff your cousin.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    *-*-*

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ok since you said that I had to check the list again. I only did 4 of them. 5 if you count the one where the dude took me shopping when I wasn't expecting it.

  • SameoleJ

    I am stuck on #3, my current knew my ex in middle school. I knew neither one of them then, but apparently my hoe-dom was already written, by them associating aka played ball on the weekends. Le sigh

  • CookieMobster

    Dang apparently Imma hoe too. "Sings yous a hooooe... yous a hoooe!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Agreed

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Bird, stop. She said if you ever EXCHANGED...if you were ever like, pay my rent and I'll give you some butt. Lol, yall are tripping.

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    LMAO!

  • aRoth

    They are out there tho'. LOL

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ok 4. I'm a midrange hoe.

  • Neicey

    I know I know. He might turn around. It will b his first and many say when the baby comes it may effect him in a good way. I'm just angry for being so good to him. But I know I would never be forgiven for that kind of lie. Its not worth it. But it feels good to imagine how upset he would b. Well now I type it. Not really. That ninja might try to kill my crazy ass. Lol!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    This wack ass post for a wack ass book ????

    I guess Viola was getting too much shine down below :rollseyes:

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Much shorter list...that I'm not on!

  • SummerBaby

    I know they are. I've even met several men in a row with no kids. I was really surprised.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Thank goodness ??

  • Buttercup

    I got you beat. 2 of mine became stepbrothers 4 years after I last had relations with either of them.

  • aRoth

    RIGHT! LOL

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    My HOE membership expired in 2002. I sometimes miss the benefits.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Side eye. In my small mind, you're talking about me. So you's a HOE. There, judged.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Lmfao at 5 if ?

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Don't do it Ms. Cielie

  • Buttercup

    GIrl, if you don't sit your frail self down somewhere. Don't make stalker do a drive-by.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    You in the median ?

  • CookieMobster

    They have been winning lately! Hell that Lira Galore won herself an whole lotta Rick Ross's man boobies!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    What happened? Why aren't yall together? Share, if you want ? Not too much though ?

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    Too funny!

  • Blue

    11. If your name is Cherry Bomb den you a h-- ...
    Do I hear a 12?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ???

  • Smartypants

    O_o

    That's strange. But you're not a heaux for that.

    That would be a good movie plot, btw

  • GubmentCheeze

    Do those shaved sides, NYX lipstick and round azz hairline means she's a hoe???

  • Buttercup

    Honey Dip is 33 and doesn't have any biological kids. He said that Lil Butter is enough and he doesn't really want more kids. I told him that he can get snipped, because he is GNAT about to Neyo me.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    12. Mirror mirror on the wall. You're a HOE.

  • aRoth

    Never tell a nigga the baby ain't his.......HE'LL pay you for 18 years if you just introduce yo top lip to yo bottom lip and shet up. LOL
    #hoelogic

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    open post..... what should I cook today ??? Ideas

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    13.

  • Chitsngiggles

    Off topic, well not really:
    I have friend that says she has dreams about sleeping with other men, but she married. Any dream interpreters in the garden?

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    Me too, lol!

  • aRoth

    Sweetie, you're no hoe........but that kit wearing wonder in yo gravi is. LOL

  • Smartypants

    No. I have all three. I'm not a heaux.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Cue's the Ludacris "Hooooeeeee, Hoe, you's a hoe. Hoe! You's a Hoe, I said that You's a Hoe, Hoe! You doing hoe activities with hoe tendencies, hoe's are your friends, hoe's are your enemies"

  • Chitsngiggles

    13. If you still wearing Love Spell in 2015, youse a hoe.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    I like dreams like this. The men I've screwed in my dreams would definitely make me a hoe.

  • Guest

    I'm a hoe ?

  • AnonymousRose

    Me too, when u find out let me know, #causeicare. :(

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    I don't listen to anybody with a 27 piece on top of her head sis.

  • Buttercup

    I agree with this even if you KNOW it's his baby. It could negatively affect the child since he may be hesitant to form that bond.

  • Neicey

    Well. It was rocky before marriage. He has an alcohol problem. And some bad parenting experience from his child hood. And I put my foot down. Explained it just couldn't be. So he left recently. He says he doesn't want divorce. But hell his actions are what I'm looking at. I can't even say I can imagine what or how its going to turn out.

  • SameoleJ

    Winter is coming, she is no dummy....all that blubber on a cold night. All she gotta do is stick herself under his stomach to stay warm.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I hate that you're getting divorced but don't want it. I'm kinda hoping yall get back together.

  • aRoth

    Does this go for "sideline hoes" as well?

  • Chitsngiggles

    What does it mean? She wants to cheat?. Her hubby cheating?

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Nah thats a tacky bish which means her Puss STANK.

  • AnonymousRose

    Me just got one. Kid, do that count :)

  • Chitsngiggles

    ??????

  • Blaque Mahogany

    "You's a hoe, you's a hoe, sideline hoe. You's a sideline hoe, sideline hoe". I like that song.

  • Blue

    lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile you better say that shyt

  • aRoth

    And niggas be real petty these days too. And THEY be in the wrong.

  • Buttercup

    I've been bouncing on the same peen for 7 years, surely that would knock off a couple of thousand miles, no?

  • GubmentCheeze

    LMAO

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    me too hun .... good shyt

  • aRoth

    Aww man. Alcoholics are bad man.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    High five! Admittedly I'm a light weight hoe. No. 1 is tricky for me though. If I don't remember your name, what do I need the pen and paper for anyway?

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ooh chile. I think I would hoe for travel. Hmmm

  • Michael T.

    If you have to to ask then... UR a hoe! ,<--- seem to be the common theme of this book! #dropsmic

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    She's a hoe. I'm kidding. She's having fantasies about other men. She wants to explore something new sexually, not necessarily other partners. Did she say who these men were or some randoms she doesn't know in real life?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    But but... what if the people knew each other by default? I'm still a hoe? Can I still sit with you? The hoe bench is crowded lol. Seriously though, how Sway?

  • Neicey

    Thanks. I do believe the time apart is good though. I'm too old to b stressed while pregnant. My momma said baby gonna be born with they fist balled up. She is funny.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    lol, no, not Love Spell.

  • Chitsngiggles

    #AllTubesMatter

  • aRoth

    They scare me......BAD!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    First of all the book is a Booklet and 27 pages

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    lmao. I saw a pic of him at a Maze concert and just SMH. Curly wig in tow, of course.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    ??

  • aRoth

    They gay. LOL

  • Neicey

    LmAo clean off. I know. That's what Maury say all the time. It's the devil talking to me. I'm not gonna listen though

  • Milani

    does #2 apply to people that met their partner online, talked for a while, met each other in person for the first time, and THEN did the dew? that count as first date sex?

  • Michael T.

    Those are some strong rules .. but shes right! The only rule that is wrong, is the fact that friends do sleep with each other, or become friends instead of enemies after a break up.

  • Impressive Empress

    Far too many of us Women are far too quick to point fingers and try to bring one another down. First we have Dark VS Light, Team Natural VS Team Weave/Perm, and now we have Team Sanctified VS Team Hoe? Why does everything have to have a negative slant? Why not write a book on how to be a Lady instead of how not to be a hoe? This kind of mess gets me so tired. Using the same sexual language and imagery to belittle others who you consider to be "hoes" and make money off their life choices is worse than a "hoe" mind her own dam(n) business. We need to do better and dragging each other down isn't helping. Mentor some young girls, teach your sons to look at more than an instagram pics when choosing a partner, support couples in relationships. When I read that list I had to ask myself what's worse, being a happy Hoe or a judgemental Bish? I don't see myself on that list but I do see a lot of things that are none of my business.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    I think so. I mean HoeFax should be like your credit score. Bad things drop off after 7 years so you're good.

  • Heartland

    Like Draya, all my hoeness been deleted.

  • aRoth

    That counts as HOE sex. There is no such thing as a first date. Refer back to your manual. LOL

  • Buttercup

    When I tell you I DIED when folks were commenting on their favorite fragrances they wear, and people were saying Love Spell. I didn't know Vicki still make that.

  • Nanny

    I have lots of stories ?

  • GubmentCheeze

    LOVE SPELL!!! Yall Roses be having the best comments. I got the Love Spell Collector's bag (purse) from B&B back in the day. Gave it to my niece when she was 5 now she 15 out here tricking and snicking...Maybe you right on this one HAHAHA

  • aRoth

    Like some sh!t they pass out at Planned Parenthood? LOL

  • Neicey

    Yes lawd. And some never change.

  • OSHH

    LOL

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    This chick said " In my opinion if a man looks at you and SAYS you are a hoe or you are doing hoeish things then you are a hoe"...UHH HOE WHET?!

  • Sexy CJ

    ...................

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    You a hoe sis.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Well technically I'm born again virgin myself. Been with only one dude the past 7 years and ain't gave him none in a year. My hyman done reattached at this point.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Is it online somewhere for free?

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Well mean are like drug sniffing dogs when it comes to Hoe's so maybe they sniffed the hoe out?

  • Seavoo Play

    Oh yeah, just to give an update adout my situation I posted on about my best friend getting married and me being her MOH in addition to her having 17 brides maids...and her being rude, disrespectful and demanding as heck...long story short

    After not speaking to me after our last convo..She came to my house 2 days later with her future dude to talk to me and My hubby to try smooth things over...things were going ok until the money situation came up. After a few Dranks it came out, her dude was giving her money to pay for stuff, but she was squandering it away and basically using her friends trying to make a come up....he.was.HEATED! They got into a huge fight..Mr called over all the groomsmen and I called the bridesmaids over to the house...her future dude started calling the shots. He cut the wedding party down to 3 groomsmen/bridesmaids...food will be Buffett style...dress will be rented....no honeymoon vacation...took her brand new car back to the dealer....and wedding has been postponed...
    I'm still her MOH tho...?

    Her dude busted her down and got her together real quick...

    #attitudeadjusted

  • aRoth

    Pick that mic back up, potnah! You've said nothing to warrant a mic drop. NEXT!

  • aRoth

    Me too. LOL

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Her youtube interview..channel is General Taylor

  • Chitsngiggles

    They were dudes she used to mess with back in the day. She used to have relations with a few. I told her she may have unfinished business with her past

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Her youtube interview..channel is General Taylor.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I've been sellabutt for almost 2 years. Is my hoeness revoked?

  • Guest

    #6 got me stuck. I'm currently in a situationship with my herbal connect. I mean....we was at one time engaged and shared a residence and shat. But if he gone make my bag fatter than eery body elses...I can't throw it back to the man a lil extra?

    He also picked me up from dropping my car off last Saturday to get serviced. And then we was naked. I mean...?

    QTNA

  • Chitsngiggles

    When I first got to college I tried to keep count... Now I don't care. Been having the same peen since 2008. None of that chyt matter.

  • 88

    Seriously tho is that a man?

  • I want to be free

    Alrighty then. Good for dude.

  • iWasteTime

    WOW!
    She got put on punishment.
    I wonder what she did with the money . .

  • aRoth

    <--------- likes Love Spell.....prefers Endless Love....but rocks Gucci.........and Adidas. #wellroundedhoe

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    You had your interview yet?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Well if you ever want to share, we is here

  • aRoth

    I think it's a best seller. LOL

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    DAMN 40 WHOLE MINUTES JUST WENT BY? AND WHY OH WHY IS THIS RIGHT BEHIND VIOLA? SIGH.

  • Michael T.

    The writer is right, except when it comes to friends/ family.. You may break up with someone and just remain friends ... or you had a friend and had feelings for them,, It doesn't make you a Whore<-- correct spelling! #droppingthemicagain

  • Chitsngiggles

    I fuked a weed man or 2 or 3 or 4 ?

  • 88

    Meatloaf with Brown Gravy & Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    damn...do you boo

  • Guest

    Yes. On Thursday morning. Which Is normally afternoon delight DAY WITH HERBAL MAN.

  • aRoth

    HONEY LISTEN!!!!!!!! They went IN on him and his all-white! I WAS SO WEAK!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :dead:

  • Neicey

    You got that good good. I think that one only applied if you require them to have sex

  • Seavoo Play

    Taking herself on shopping sprees, spa visits...by herself...smh

    He got her punka$$ together real quick

  • Di Ana

    I'm at work and why can't these muhfuggin co-workers flush the got dam toilet. I mean shat!

  • Buttercup

    Oh shoot! I'm clean as the driven snow then.

  • Michael T.

    #rachetness

  • PettyEyezPrime

    So mad that's a thing, getting Neyo'd

  • Guest

    It's ok. ?

  • Chitsngiggles

    They prolly won't make it down the aisle. I'm gone just be honest....

  • aRoth

    WE'Z HERE! #6 needs to be more defined. LOL

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Totally.

  • Nanny

    Me and my friends went to this annual convention we go to twice a year. Anyways at the end of the night me and my best friend are discussing this dude. I'm telling her she should sleep with him bc he is fine. She says I should. I thought he was way out of my league. He was beautiful. Anyways he ended up being into me. Our friend was already in the hotel room drunk and passed out. My best in said she was going to sleep. I asked him if he cared. He said no he liked an audience. It was dark I don't think you could really see anything. We did stuff. My best friend fell asleep. The friend that was already asleep woke up and later told me she watched and got herself off without us noticing. She's wild. Smh

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I asked that 2.

  • Guest

    I mean he the current dude. From the past. Who now my connect as well.

    #6 got me fugged up.

  • aRoth

    She what being a HOOD hoe will getcha'. What kinda car was it? LOL

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    lol... Did you like them? Are they shooting the normal crap?

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Just read the book summary and a handful of reviews. The book is a comedy.

  • aRoth

    Showed off with the lights and cable off. LOL

  • MsVAllDay

    What if you did some of this stuff when you were young and stupid? Are you still a hoe? LOL LOL

  • Sexy CJ

    .....................

  • Seavoo Play

    Oh I believe they will....but I'll have to wait and see *shrugs*

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Look at God. Won't he do it? Won't he?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Tacos
    Spaghetti
    or
    BLT's (LOL I just had one of these. So good!)

  • Neicey

    Well. I was best friends with mine and he slept with his half cousin sister. So he gave me permission to sleep with the halfhalf cousin. Her brother. Best dack ever. And me and him are still good friends. No sex in ovr ten years

  • Guest

    I was like rides. What kind of rides.?

    Trips. I mean that be the purpose of the trip. To fugg. I'm supposed to pay for the room? Foh.

    I'm so confused

  • Nanny

    I posted one

  • Milani

    I know, right? Is there an expiration date on the hoeism period...or is it permanent?

  • Smartypants

    So if you put it on a man and he can't walk afterwards are you a ho?

    Asking for a friend.

  • GubmentCheeze

    "This article number 6 in the quoted text of the author's memoir does not coincide with what philosophies I have encountered therefore I rebuke the notion of this philosophy" (T.I. Voice) HAHAHAHA

  • Guest

    Thing is....they small pharmaceutical. I'm CRO. I will probably mesh well. But I liked em. They seem cool.

  • Neicey

    My daddies six years apart. I'm starting to think. Maybe I wasn't a hoe. I'm starting to null and void a few..

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Hmmm...I think she just said that she is going to help you be a better hoe.

  • My Thoughts

    Lol lol

  • Tanisha Dede

    Hoes rule the world then lol

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ok Neicey :hug: Try not to worry. GOD got the final say....

    This will be his 1st child, so that may snap him out of it. I will say a prayer for you/yall. Again don't worry, it's not healthy for you or the baby.

    DO NOT TELL HIM the lie of it not being his :no: :nono:

  • Chitsngiggles

    My nigga! ?

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    is it a book of satire? I read a couple of pages but I got bored.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    He still going to marry her after that? She basically robbed him. No. She straight up robbed him. Wow. Interesting situation.

  • SummerBaby

    My homegirl took a trip on her baby college graduation & paid for the room. I was so disappointed in her when I found out ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    LOL!

  • Poochie

    Worrying about someone's elses sexual history you aren't involved with makes you a busy bish. If other people want to hoe and you don't fine. I'm not a heaux and unless I'm screwing you I don't care!

  • aRoth

    He workin up on it. We beefin bad and I'm being petty and shadin' him in the process. LMAO

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    LOL!

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    YES, THAT'S THE ONE. ok. I saw it and could not stop laughing. Eddie was dead ass in that pic.

  • Seavoo Play

    BRUH!! It was a 2015 BMW 650i Series Coupe...black with chrome custom rims...

    Early wedding gift to her

    I drove it and they had to peel me out that drivers seat...

    But when he confiscated that car? I tried hard to get him to sell it to me....

  • Blaque Mahogany

    She said that you should consider your relationship your job. You should conduct yourself as if your boyfriend is your boss and the relationship is a means to provide for yourself. So, if your man wants you to wear stilletos and chew Juicy Fruit bubblegum....you better do it.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    This hoe bet not be on the New York Times bestseller list ?

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    OK, stop talking. She missing that old thang is what it is. Yep, un-finished business. I wonder if she's satisfied sexually by hubby.

  • MS PEACHES

    What dried up sterile bish wrote this. So I'm a hoe for accepting gifts?? Who would have thunk it. The shame I feel until my next date.

  • Chitsngiggles

    I've paid for a cheap motel one time..the kind where you pay by the hour...don't judge me.

  • Seavoo Play

    Yeah it is...That's why the wedding is postponed...they got some thangs to work out....but we'll see I guess...

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Whitty! Is you a hoe too? I would hang my head but then I realized I ain't shamed ?

  • aRoth

    No you are just good at what you do, which in turn will get you clothes, money, trips, drugs and rides.........which according to the featured brochure.......will surely qualify you as a HOE. So wait, yeah, you're a hoe. #ownit

  • missmiami305

    Well dayum

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Hey babes...do not yet...but I got time

  • Smartypants

    Sometimes it's good entertainment. Lol.

  • MsVAllDay

    I know right! I just want to know. LOL LOL

  • Guest

    Not a deal breaker for all.

  • TheWayItIs

    omg gIRL i JUST DIED LAUGHING AT U AZZ ON THE JOB...............#FLATLINED

  • aRoth

    Then that might make you a CHEAP hoe. LOL

  • Chitsngiggles

    Shyt my cousin and I was messing with the same dude for years. She used to talk to him on the phone. But I used to come to town we'd get DOWN. She talked about it, EYE was about it....I told her to talk to him about not me....so yeah I'm #3 for sure.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ok, I got a real life situation that just happened this weekend. Me and my buddies were tailgaiting after the Janet concert and a drunk dude was wondering around looking for his car. So he chatted with us for a while and revealed that he was a truck driver who lived alone and came to the concert alone. He flashed a wad of cash to prove that he wasn't a bum. Also brought a whole cooler full of drinks to share with us after he found his car. Am I a hoe for considering taking advantage of him?

  • Full Monty

    You mean to tell me I been a hoe all this time? I was done before we hit #5!

  • Smartypants

    Dang. Lol

    I was lowkey scared. He was like I can't walk. I can't move.

    Smh. Big baby

  • SummerBaby

    This her firstborn college graduation. She didn't even buy him a gift, but you paying for you & a dude to lay up.

  • Full Monty

    Giggles you and me both!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    I just watched an interview with her and she is really Deadazz...she is always a hoe who even married will never retire just be a hoe for her husband...bc being a good girl gets you cheated on

  • Guest

    Oh shyt. Hail no.

  • SummerBaby

    That doesn't bother me my homegirl & her priorities bothered me.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Anybody ever tried the KFC potpie?

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    yes an E-moral HOE

  • Neicey

    Thank you. Prayer is appreciated. And I'm not gonna lie to him. I will continue to be a good wife. I won't do wrong. I'm just gonna b stress free.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ion't know. Superhead good at what she do.

  • Full Monty

    LMMFAO - Yes that still counts for #7! I need some water!

  • Smartypants

    No. He was showing you what he had to offer in his natural habitat.
    For a reason

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    NO

    He is just lonely and needs ah fren :lol:

  • MissyJ

    Since I missed the post I asked for I will just have to comment here... I'm letting my petty shine through cause I love Viola speech but then she had to include Gabrielle union in her should out >.> #yougonetoofar Megan was reaching (but she has a new show coming to Fox so I let it slide) then she came with Gabby *vomit* for why Viola?

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    And then we was naked

    **************
    This part is what kilt me dead right here. Clothes just fell off and nobody knows how. You know you made him late to drop off somebody medicine.

  • mzwhang90210

    New post.
    BTW...that is a woman uptop..right?

  • Full Monty

    You a mess!!!!!!!!

  • Chitsngiggles

    He was my Htown bew, but we was both from Dallas. We ended up being in Dallas for Thanksgiving break at the sam time. It was too many folks at his crib and mine. So we had to get up on a room R. Kelly style....

  • stav

    You know you're a 'Hoe' when you're able to write all the things whore's do , or have done. Sounds like examples of her personal experiences.

  • Full Monty

    Yes delicious!!

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    See see see! That's what I'm sayin. He was offering it. My buddies were clowning him something terrible.....but I got the digits right quick.

  • MissyJ

    No. He came with I'm sangle and I got a job and not a bunch a kids taking 3/4 my check in CS... He basically sent up the poosay bat signal... Do what nature intended

  • derty001

    I'm not on there aayyee!!!! But... Since its no specific Topic...
    I be fucking my pastor! It started when Hurricane Ike hit Galveston in 2008 and our Brother Church in Dallas, god bless them, offered to pay for our hotels and host our Sunday Services together. I had only known him a year and the first day I saw him up there 1 of my braids fell out in front of him and he picked it up, I said "thankyou" and told me ""Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate." Mark 10:9"
    LONG STORY SHORT
    l laughed so loud that everyone looked at us which made his wife jealous, she kicked him out the room that night over it, he came to my room, we got it on, I found out that even men of god like their butt licked, and we been fucking ever since 3 times a week while his wife takes her mom to Dialysis. #DontJudge #HeavenKnows #iLuhGod

  • aRoth

    Hoe violation.

  • Guest

    Children come first. I can be a hoe on my own time. He shouldn't have even BEEN at the college function unless that's been her dude for years. I hate that too. Why you got your dude who ain't been part of your child life for long at MILESTONE events? Unless yall been together....say 5 years plus at time of event? Leave his azz at home.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Meh...you may be hoeish or have hoe tendencies, but I don't think that act qualifies you into the hoedom.

  • mzwhang90210

    Get it Bird. Lol

  • derty001

    I'm not on there aayyee!!!! But... Since its no specific Topic...
    I be doing my pastor! It started when Hurricane Ike hit Galveston in 2008 and our Brother Church in Dallas, god bless them, offered to pay for our hotels and host our Sunday Services together. I had only known him a year and the first day I saw him up there 1 of my braids fell out in front of him and he picked it up, I said "thankyou" and told me ""Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate." Mark 10:9"
    LONG STORY SHORT
    l laughed so loud that everyone looked at us which made his wife jealous, she kicked him out the room that night over it, he came to my room, we got it on, I found out that even men of god like their butt licked, and we been sexing ever since 3 times a week while his wife takes her mom to Dialysis. #DontJudge #HeavenKnows #iLuhGod

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    yeah. I dont even know her and I'm disappointed in her. Was she never gonna get to see this dyck again or some chit?

  • aRoth

    And what island yall was on later that year?

  • SummerBaby

    She been dealing with dude for a minute, but her kids aren't a part of it. Example she spent Thanksgiving with dude in another city & her kids weren't invited.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Disappointed? Nah I would have beat her azz then adopted said grown baby...don't be hurting chirrens feelings

  • PettyEyezPrime

    That friends 1 is BS.

  • Guest

    Nope.??

  • MissyJ

    So this JUST happened to my girl like a month ago. She pregnant by her dude. The side chick popped up when she was over there. She talmbout can we talk for a minute.. He go outside and ol girl cussing, crying, talmbout how you gon have her over here... My girl called me dying laughing......
    i shook my head at the whle thing cause I wouldn't be either one of them chicks but still funny

  • SummerBaby

    My kids would've been pissed!

  • Full Monty

    What is wrong with you LOL!!!!! I rebuke you devil and grabs my holy water!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    stop talking bout this hoe b4 i end up in chi town looking for her tracks

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You made it to #5?!!

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    hole the fugg up. Thanksgiving!!! Heffa you spent Thanksgiving away from your kids to be with some nicca. I dont give a damn holidays are for FAMILY if you cant brang your azz around and eat some of this food we will get together over the damn weekend.

  • SummerBaby

    Thanksgiving is the only holiday I like. It's a big deal in my family.

  • Nanny

    My friend had a birthday gangbang. I swear! It was her and 7 or 8 dudes. We all watched at her bday party.

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    I saw R. Kelly style and imagined yall pissing on each other.

  • Full Monty

    Almost had to think about #4 again LOL!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    WHAT SIS.

  • Chitsngiggles

    Pastor Peen
    ?????????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Dammit! Gone for real now.

  • derty001

    Its been so long, i dont think its wrong anymore. Hell, i even donated a kidney to their son.

  • Chitsngiggles

    You da real life Ms. Parker?

  • Smartypants

    Wtf

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :huh: :kona:

  • missmiami305

    Welp

  • Full Monty

    LOLOLOL Oh I can't with you. You are hella funny!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I just Devoured it. It was so big, and I ate it all :eek:

  • MissyJ

    So he was giving her wedding checks and she was buying weave then trying to scam her friends into paying off her wedding??? Like she did it on purpose, like schemed or one of those things where you mean to pay the cable bill but buy a pair of shoes instead... Oh no this chick would find herself dumped and with no friends...

  • missmiami305

    I needed this laugh: nowaygirl.com/memes/when-that-direct-deposit-hits-memes

  • SummerBaby

    You & the pastor ? Are you married also?

  • missmiami305

    This a joke right

  • MS PEACHES

    Crakin Up!!

  • Smartypants

    Lmao. This happened last night

  • Dr.Rue

    OK so clearly some of these are questionable but #1 is clear signs of hoedom. If you can't remember all the people you've slept with yikes..that's some hoe ish lol. I'm wondering if this list applies to men too?

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    How on earth did ole girl miss this shat on the list? Chile you better kick that demon out of your bed. Nothing good can come of this. Ooh, I'm scarred to mess with the Lord like that.

  • Angela

    CRACKING ALL THE WAY UP!! This list shows I'm a hoe and so is my mama, grandmama and great grandmama. I blame genetics.

  • MS PEACHES

    Screaming Laughter!!! I was to scared to finish the list.

  • missmiami305

    I hollered!!!!!!

  • Wildcat34

    LMAO!!

  • Full Monty

    She so descriptive that I don't think she playing!

  • katheyn allen

    I broke 3 and 5 and seems like the last one about DNA is alot of people I know. I guess I never thought of myself a hoe but a person who was flawed and overcame it?

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Ok, you lyin. Whew! Had me over here praying and throwing holy Deer Park water at my computer screen.

  • Full Monty

    Exactly we call put that in the hoe hall of fame!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    LMAO HOLY DEER PARK!!!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    BIRD you are a trip

  • Wildcat34

    Cue...Tina Turner...I'm your private dancer...dancer for money...I'll do what you want me to do.....

  • missmiami305

    Chile

  • derty001

    of course not! Im fine with what we got. He is the best man I know, He is the reason I went back and got my associates and Straight up... I'm just in love with him and if his wife was with it I wouldnt mind a polyandry relationship

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    oh shyt!!. good for dude. Cause she was being a bit too damn much. I dont like to say bad things but I dont see this marriage lasting long if it happens at all.

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    got a weave. I'm being an ass. Sorry Seavooplay bff.

  • missmiami305

    My mouth literally dropped

  • SummerBaby

    Thanks for answering

  • Seavoo Play

    She was trying to come up off of us...skraight scamming us

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    LOL

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    #BlackLivesMatter ??

  • missmiami305

    Hahaha

  • MS PEACHES

    How can being single and in the club every nite make you a hoe? You have to be screwing to go out?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Chile??

  • Guest

    That chit about him being at her baby college function period got me heated. My hg did that chit.? And my cousin too. My mama got my cousin all the way together on that chit. Damn dude at my niece prom send off (its like a huge party etc) and she had only been with dude a year, maybe 1.5 at that point. And same deal. He wont even involved with her daughter like that. We not saying no Ciara type chit. Don't have man round your kids etc. But damn it. Now we got this man in pics, video of this baby moment and yall not even together 6-7 years later. Wtf.

  • Seavoo Play

    Well that's what I'm waiting to see...but the groom was like

    "Say bruh, gone head and keep helping her plan, but we go some $hit to work thru...but it's postponed till further notice"

    I was like ? Ok

  • Buttercup

    Small town living....

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    I'm bout to talk about your fren. This dumb wanch is driving around in THIS kinda car and dont know how to do right. Who is her damn Momma cause she has a retarded doorter and dont know it. :rollseys: and stomps off mad as fugg.

  • missmiami305

    No judgement cuz I frequented one in my younger days

  • SUZANNE SUGERBAKER

    I wouldnt marry her azz she showing you she can not be trusted.

  • Guest

    You eat azz?

  • SummerBaby

    He lives about three hrs away, but I think she just wanted to show him off to her ex husband

  • Full Monty

    As soon as I saw number 2 and 4 im like uh oh!

  • Buttercup

    If you don't get somewhere and set down. You gotta put that pride aside sometimes, boo.

  • missmiami305

    Well

  • Guest

    There go an azz licker.

    up there ^^^^^

    You stay accusing ME

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Is ICDC college hiring?

  • Guest

    I'm done at the azz eating

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??? Sanctified ass at that??? Chile??

  • Full Monty

    She tossing the pastor's salad you and me both girl!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??Yeen the only one???

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    The expert knows

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I HAD MY PHASE AND A SLIGHT PHASE AT THAT...ONLY .5 OF ONE OF THESE APPLIES

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    IF IT AIN'T CADILLACS AND FURS? CLINK CLINK...

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    -PULLS STOMACH FLAB OVER BODY-

  • Nanny

    I grew up really religious. I'm kind of going through a hoe phase right now. I sleep with anyone who wants me. So far my number's 3

  • 1/8

    I will never understand people who post nude pics online or save them on their phone.

    Your body is one of the most sacred things you can share with another person, and if you give it away like tap water, it's no longer special.

  • MS PEACHES

    Hellllllll Noooooo-(In Tony the Tiger voice).

  • Queen Negus

    It was nice!! NY plane. Kc car! Texas car!; It was the same fool still trying get back. Nope I am taken now!!

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    LOL! Mama always sayin the baby gone be stressed out for one reason or another.

  • Mya

    This book is dumb, if you have a child by your husband divorce and get married to another man how is that a hoe ? If ur spouse is insecure and wants a dna test for the child, how is a woman a hoe. Family member relatives and etc....
    Anyone with common sense is not going to do that.. This book was made for dumb low ball ratchet women.. Details details make a world of difference. Research helps a lot when than using dumb shit you seen ur friends do to make a book to vent.

  • Queen Negus

    Thank you!! We are!!?

  • Queen Negus

    You the good good. Kiss and make up!!???

  • MS PEACHES

    Let me scroll up to see if a Basketball Wife wrote this ish.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    You're good now. 7 years means your HoeFax is cleared of all negatives entries.

  • Buttercup

    Thank you for fonting this before I did! It's a wonder he still wants to get married after she stole money from him all the while riding around in a $65K car.

  • Mya

    LMAO LMAO

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Alot of folks I know that go to Pharma don't want to go back to CRO world. I almost went Pharma once and am still considering going after a position that I should've gotten the first time around. We'll see though, these folks around these parts are about to get the deuces if they don't get some act right.

  • smartchickfl

    Aren't women tired of shaming each other with this crap? Everyone has a past, granted some much more sordid than others....but let folks live. As long as these people are protecting themselves, it ain't my bizness. The same folk who are quick to condemn are usually the ones who'll have their legs in the air the min they get a whiff of some d ??.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I didn't thank I was a ho but I've been made aware by number 9 lol and his father who looks just like him requested it out of spite lol. Lawdt.

  • GoodTayst

    3 out of 9...
    I thought your hoeness could be deleted though ?

  • Taylor

    I kinda agree ?

  • lil goodie

    Straight from a hoe..to try and tell someone else..bish betta sat down somewhere... she was just revealing her last few weeks of lifestyle activities...

  • Queen Negus

    ??????

  • Queen Negus

    Why we never saw you font, just today. Sorry my culable cup is full?

  • Nanny

    Why do you care what someone else does with their vagina anyway?

  • Handle your issues

    I don't consider number 6 whoreish behavior....it should fall under maintenance.....and upkeep.

  • http://ivyleaguelove.tumblr.com/ Applebootay

    5 out of 10 bad girl turn good with some old hoeish ways

  • And there ya go!

    #1-You can't possibly expect me to remember the 90's.... #2-See #1.... #3-5 Nope, I'm good. #6 Exchanged or Was Given? There's a difference. #7-9 Nope, I'm good.

  • CuteFaceSmallWaist

    1-3, will be me.... But NO KIDS!! LOLOLOL

  • http://www.tiffanyinthecity.wordpress.com/ Tiffanyinthecity

    So my sex life hasn't hit any of these "hoe" benchmarks BUT #6...hmmm...that's a little debatable for most women being as though 3 good consecutive dates will get you entry to the wild kingdom. What would that be considered? Escort-ism?

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    (Hangs bead in shame)LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY...(throws head back and WAILS)ONE THRU SEVEN IS ME!!!TAKE ME TO THE KANG!!!!!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    You STOOOPID!!!!!:'))))

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    WOW

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    (Runs in looking for you from upstairs in a panic)UNY,IM 1 TO 7!!!!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    NO....does he have a big #$%&

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    BEST FRIENDS AND BROTHA IN LAWS...(Forrest Gump vc)and that's all imma say about that!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Anybody crazy with a K if they think I'm PHUCKING for anything less than sum shit I can use.but you gone be working with sumthin from the get go.my patience so shawt Jesus!!!

  • Poochie

    True!

  • Liz

    ? this is dumb as hell judgemental bull. So if your husband/bf does something wonderful for you and then you proceed to f@&k the shit out of him you a hoe? If G-d forbid you were in a relationship with someone and you have a child if it doesnt work out in the end your womb must go on hiatus? Even if you meet the man of your dreams? Why does it matter if you have two sexual partners that are friends? What if you live in a small town where everyone knows everybody else? Or maybe you and your ex's friend just really hit it off? Like what? Just why to this whole list

  • NewOrleansBorn

    Guess I'm a hoe ?

  • Monday

    Tired of seeing theses types of books for Blacks... I went to 125th in HARLEM. Black Owned bookstores are now closed and replaced with Corporate Owned Chicken Wings Spots.. The bookstores owners sells theses THOT books in every street corners. Such a sad sight now...

  • T3

    ??? I'm here for this!!!

  • i troll it like i see it

    I was guilty of number two!

  • Indies beauty

    Why the labels?

  • Miany

    who the fugg cares??!!! really who cares about the fugg shii... good lawd... folk still checkin other folk puzzay odometers in 2015?

  • Rayne

    bout time I got to 6 I had to sat down somewhere..so I guess im a sitting hoe. lmfao!!

  • peanutbutterandshoes

    I got 1 on the list. Guess im a hoe. Oh well

  • starbright9449

    I got 3 out of 9 lol.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    YOU TOO!!!??? I mean, uh...my FRIEND... oh, nevermind. ???

  • Judi Lauren

    Well....sounds about right...

  • Queen B

    Lmao ??

  • Fendi

    If you've only been celibate a year, then I still consider you a ho (with love). I'm trying to figure out if Bush or Obama was in office the last time I was the recipient of an *ahem* eggplant. *Drake voice* No lie, no lie, no liiieeeeeee. Lol. That's the peril of having taken care of folks for years and devoting your life to their recovery when you probably should've just allowed them to transition. Oh, well. ??????? I'm the REAL born again virgin. (Not that I was ever doing much to begin with, but yeah.)

  • Django

    Sandra if this is the best you can do you should think about pulling a Necole Bitchie.

  • Ruby shine

    You's a hot azz mess chile. No worries I also flunked the test! ??

  • Fendi

    Will you please fax me some ho-ness? Sometimes, I break out singing, "There's some hos in this house! There's some hos in this house!" Then I start crying, because there ain't nothing but some cobwebs and regenerated hymens in this house.

    Signed,

    Willing to bust it open for a goon, and possibly a goblin ?

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Well sense I'm now an OFFICIALLY QUALIFIED HOE! (thumb in suspenders,rocks back and forth on toe and heel)...you think I can get on AMBER ROSE'S crew for SLUT WALK?

  • Pam

    I'm 53 years old. According to this list, I've been a hoe a time or two or three or four...

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    BTW I put a year+ I wasn't specific about the actual number. Good for you on your status. Do what works for you but I'll determine my ho status. Thanks.

  • Queen B

    #1 i dont necessarily need a pen and paper but i need more than 2 hands lol ????????????????? at least i remember the names

    Ok, so my current bf use to b homies/associates with my baby daddy. They went to middle school together and use to trap together about 4 yrs ago. Ive been with my bf for about 3.5 yrs and i was with my baby daddy for 9 yrs until i ended the rltshp 4/2011. I love my bf ssssooo fuckin much he's a good person, a man of character, reserved, etc not to mention he mks love to me and eat the box like no man has ever done ? im kinda afraid to tell my baby daddy that im dating his ex-homeboy bc i kno he's gonna have a bitch fit lol does that mk me a hoe? Me and my bf have this strong connection its crazy!!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lawd lol Nia is Tripping

  • Brown fields

    Is that a man or a woman?

  • Fendi

    I was being facetious when I replied to you. Your comment was hilarious, IMO. I placed "(with love)" in my reply in hopes that you would know I was joking and not actually referring to you or anyone else here as a "ho." Attempt at being self depricating FAIL. Have a wonderful night, and congratulations to you on your status.

  • product of 79

    Okay um#2? guess ima h oe LOL

  • B.Loveitt

    If you're too damn sorry to spell out simply words and wear that hoe bun on your head Cherry Bomb "UR" a hoe.

    Who hasn't done #3? Shyt that's how you met to begin with.

  • Canary Red™

    Says the girl with a toupee on her head...and named Cherry Bomb lol!!!!!!!!?????

    Some girls kill me who had no CHOICE but to keep their legs closed (because of obvious reason)! Want to act like they chose not to f?k- no one wanted to f?k u!!!!

    #openpost

  • Kesha

    we all know the chick who wrote this post is a whore

  • Canary Red™

    Tap water...??????

    Hey 100??????

  • 1/8

    Hey, long time no see! How are you?

  • Neicey

    I didn't think about that. That is real real. Sorry so early. The baby don't let me sleep at night.

  • Neicey

    Well. I can't really tell. 9 years with one kinda makes the homeboy off limits. Bd must have told bf some good shat about you. And if bd still dont know almost 4 years later. Either they are not cool or u might may b an undercover hoe. Maybe. But I'm not knocking u. According to the list I's a hoe too.

  • aRoth

    Fugg him. I'm about to go use up all his Kroger fuel points. #pettycrocker

  • aRoth

    <--------- not done being petty. I'm about to go use up all of his Kroger fuel points. #pettywap

  • aRoth

    Well start planning. Come to "the 'hamas" with me/us in Dec. LOL

  • Buttercup

    See, you're trying to get body slammed. You gone have that man go up to the pump thinking he's getting $0.30 off per gallon, and you've already redeemed them. I'll pray for you, sister. LMBO

  • Buttercup

    WHALE, for the last year or so, I've been a part-time hoe since Honey Dip and I are doing the long distance thing. After conversing with some Roses, it's been determined that I'm probably not a hoe at all :-|

  • Wildcat34

    Any old song will do......

  • aRoth

    And I KNOW he has EXACTLY THAT $0.30. LMAO He started it. We having profile wars on da book of faces and errything.

  • Runner

    Reformed 12 years looool

  • Fendi

    Of course you aren't. But it is fun to fantasize/pretend. I believe it is possible to be a "ho," if you will, for the one you love. That, IMHO (<~ no pun intended) is pretty awesome.

    Signed,

    The only dip I have is queso fundido. ???

  • tintin

    oh digitty damn. I'm the biggest hoe. oh boy

  • I cAll ThE sHoTs…

    Teal Deer is a a HOE!

  • wonderwoman

    Ya'll are too funny...

  • jussaying

    Wait. Is this a real book though. How the eff gave a person whose pen name is Cherry Bomb a publishing deal. Hooked On Phonics needs to make a comeback.

  • chappedlippz

    Alrighty then.

  • TeeTee

    I'm a hoe

  • Liah

    @ least one of these 99.9% of women in the world can relate to ...People kill me trying to justify what others are....Stay in your lane social media gangster>>>>>.....SMH!!!

  • Canary Red™

    Hey???
    I'm good - how are you?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    FREE PRYNN

    When you're not upset anymore SR. She only said what all of us have said in the past. This new change is difficult, and doesn't seem as nice as it used to be. Lurkers have contacted us all saying the same thing. :yes:

  • slim3542

    To quote my girl Jill Scott: "Shit, I was a hoe!"

  • slim3542

    lol.

  • 1/8

    I'm great, thanks! ?

  • RahRah

    You young hoes ain't got nothing on a old hoe; I am headed to my 40th high school class reunion and I can't wait to bust it open for my high school crush. I got commitment issues anyway, can't commit to one man.

    p.s. I want to emphasize being a good hoe and looking out for your future, he a hoe too so your min. hoe fee should be $500.00 and don't ever give him a gift, never, he just want that hot stuff for nothing, leaving you with his dirty stuff and he don't love you either, he love that hot stuff.

    Best hoe story: old dude called but now he got grand kids he has to support so his money ain't what it used to be right. So I told him when he called I'd just seen some sandals for $537, he seemed disappointed and hung up. After not hearing from him after 2 wks I called him and told him I saw the same sandals for $400 something--we just friends now.

  • RahRah

    whenever a b calls me a hoe I tell her "it takes one to know one."
    I know some of the best undercover hoes in town

  • Queen B

    Lol....yes my bd homeboys knew i was a good woman....and he wasnt shit!! My bf always tell me that he has loved me even b4 I knew it but he cudnt tell me bc i was still with my bd. He said "ive always felt this connection with u even tho we never really talked to each other" lol he doesnt talk to my bd anymore thats y he doesnt know but i surely havent told him either. Im kinda afraid that he will get really upset and stop talking to our child ?

  • Neicey

    I knew it. See baby daddy let his friend know too much. When guys are friends. They pretend its all good they homeboys being a dog. They are thinking all along how they can treat u better. If bd stop talking to the baby. He ain't shat. But I'm sure he must at least be a good dad. And if you and bf get real serious bd will eventually find out. And he will learn what all women know. Don't tell your friends about your mate and keep your dirt to yourself...

  • Queen B

    Lol straight facts!!

  • Bernadette Jackson

    "If more than one person has ever called you a hoe, ur a Hoe."

  • Bernadette Jackson

    "If more than one person has ever called you a hoe, ur a Hoe."

  • Bernadette Jackson

    Lesson: Old hoes can't afford decent punctuation.

  • Bernadette Jackson

    Lesson: Old hoes can't afford decent punctuation.

  • Bernadette Jackson

    Glad to know that she can afford the "w" and the "r".

  • Bernadette Jackson

    Glad to know that she can afford the "w" and the "r".

  • Bernadette Jackson

    When you need to write a book called, "I am not a hoe," then ur a hoe.

  • Bernadette Jackson

    When you need to write a book called, "I am not a hoe," then ur a hoe.

  • LadyDujour

    you know what. women cant do shit without them being whores. #oppressed

  • LadyDujour

    besides. i forgot all of their names. :(