woman caught boosting

A Florida woman was caught boosting $700 worth of handbags -- while wearing a 'Won't Be Caught' t-shirt.

Shazonya Williams and her accomplice Lexus Perry allegedly shoplifted several handbags from a Florida Marshalls Department store on August 30. The unlucky pair grabbed several handbags off a display rack and fled the store.

Their daring heist was caught on the store's surveillance video.

Perry was arrested the next day but Williams, 21, was caught last month in Orlando, according to the Smoking Gun.

Williams was captured on the store's closed circuit surveillance wearing a black t-shirt with the words 'Won't Be Caught' on the front.

She wasn't wearing the t-shirt in her mugshot.

She is being held in the Orange County jail on $5,100 bond.

  • Renee26

    BWAAAA dumb ass!

  • Yoni

    I HATE DUMB FOLKS! Why advertise your stupidity!.......but did yall unload those bags tho'?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Real talk!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    She was selling them bags out her trunk the next day! Those bags BEEN gone!

  • MookieFly

    Are we sure this isn't another unlockable post?...might be the fuzzy camera, but the one of the left is lookin a lil suspect

  • SummerBaby

    Shazonya & Lexus was getting it in boosting them handbags. ? I used to have a purse lady back in the day ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Fat azz rat ! Can't stand a Damn thief ?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I can't stand a thief. I know several females that do this for a living. Ugh. They look ratchet. Running in pink flip flops. Smdh.

  • jussaying

    The hell is she wearing good lord. And that hair -_-. Please, if you are going to commit crimes look good while you do it in case of a slip up lol.

  • SpillyNillie

    A lot suspect

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Didn't have to because they were special order. Already knew what they wanted before they hit the doe. Trust.

  • iWasteTime

    that's a woman?

  • jussaying

    Lol it's Florida - everyone there wears flip flops. But they are wrong for wearing that flower print with a shape that looks like a heffalumpatamus (Dr Seuss invention lol).

  • Meme81

    U steal from Marshall's? That's almost like stealing from Goodwill. Hell, that rachet weave is probably worth more than most bags at Marshall's.

  • Yoni

    Before or after she got arrested. LMAO

  • SpillyNillie

    This is how my stepmother got all her Dooney's back in the day

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. I'm in a bad mood...but how are you going to run from security/the police in flip flops. I wish her retarded self would've fell.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    LEXUS?! Shiiiid. More like Deuce and a Quarter.

    Forgive me...I've been having problems lately.

  • SpillyNillie

    What was your fav designer? My stepmother stayed pre-ordering Dooney's...

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    See ?

  • Meme81

    No, she's just rachet enough to be a true blue, hoodrific female.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    If dumb could be harvested..it would be a weapon of mass destruction i swear

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Marshalls has high end name brand damaged at the factory clothing that they sale at factory outlet prices. So basically she stole a raggedy azz Michael Kors bag that will fall apart by the time she makes her first appearance in court.

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    I am so done!!! Shazonya and Lexus Perry, lolololooooolol. This sound like some shit straight outta Don't Be a Menace... LMBO!!!!

  • SummerBaby

    I still love a nice solid color leather Dooney. They hold up well. Back then Gucci & Fendi ?

  • Renee26

    DEAD

  • Meme81

    Not $500 or more, right? IDK I haven't been to Marshall's in years. I wouldn't think it'd be higher end than, say Nordstrom's or the Coach store.

  • Yoni

    Any bitches built like a D battery should be somewhere stealing a gym membership, not purses. Lookin like a Duracell.

  • LipstickANDlace

    Is this a new challenge or something? Wear a stupid shirt to do a stupid crime.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Both. ??? The ones that didn't get them before probably got them after bail posted. The store is back up and running.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Like I said the bags are discounted. So it will be like a $500 bag that is reduced to $250. But the stitching is all the way the hell off so by the time they load the bag with their Rush Card and black and milds, they will be able to rock at the local hood club about three times before the straps fall off.

  • Yoni

    I want parts. LOL

  • Meme81

    LOL, exactly.

  • GuestSTAR

    From the time they walked in that store, the security cameras zoomed in tightly on their hood rat a$$e$, waiting and knowing they would try some ignit sht like this.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I know that's right. Who has Lasagna and Lexus "The Refrigerator" Perry's booster info?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lawd, is Omarosa a part of Trump's campaign. I'm pretty sure that is who was just standing beside him at this press conference.

    Can we get a post on these black preachers? A clip from CNN? I just don't want to look at Whirlpool and Felonia any more.

  • Yoni

    It IS a weapon of mass destruction. Folks die everyday because of it.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Smh at these 2 bad built unclockables stealing cheap ass purses.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    You're so right Yoni! SMH

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    The lie detector determined that shirt was a lie....

  • stav

    The purses are from Marshall's , they're already discounted, how much could they have possibly gotten? I hope they get their lives together.

  • MookieFly

    Like a D battery??? Bury me next to the water fountain

  • jussaying

    OFF TOPIC: But do any of you listen to podcasts while at work? I already listen to This American Life, Snap Judgment, and Risk Show. Looking for others, maybe good science podcasts & political podcasts.

    ETA: And black issues por favor.

  • jussaying

    Deeeead lmfao.

  • Yoni

    ....and cover you in FOIL.

  • GuestSTAR

    It was her. She's an ordained minister now.
    I think Trump cut that one minister a check on the low low, cause he is team Trump for sure. Out there publicly supporting him and admittedly been catchin he11 from all directions ever since.

  • Yoni

    This isn't a science or political podcast but I heard "The Read" (Kid Fury) is a good one. #funny #humorous

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Shazam and Pacer did and wore everything you shouldn't as a "professional". Where'd they get their training?

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Morning! Need to get up with my corner sto folks for crimmus...

  • lil goodie

    You can generally tell the boosters...they go looking ghetto as hell...acting loud and sh@t.....and wondering why they get caught...but now you know who gets away with it..Miss YT.... she dress nice ....acts quite...and all take half the store to try on and no body says nothing..bish dun took half of that sh@it it in her other shopping bag that they let her take into the dressing room.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yes I heard on the TJMS that during his meeting with the black pastors. He didn't say a word, she did all the talking ?.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    So the preacher Steven A Parson that was on Roland Martin's show looked really familiar to me. Then Roland Martin named his church...so I googled it! This is the preacher that went overseas on a mission and brought his mistress back with him. Divorced his wife and married the mistress that spoke no English. Like for real? Then I come across a story where he isn't even the preacher in Richmond anymore because he was booted out. Seee mannnn.....

  • Yoni

    And I heard that HIS SHOW is ending when President Obama's term is up.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    What show?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Not surprised.

  • 88

    DUMB at least put on a hat and some shades to conceal your identity if you gone steal these girls are just plain stupid.

  • Yoni

    IDK why folks be thinking these "pastors" be the end all be all. They did nothing more miraculous when they woke up, shitted, shower and shaved, than I did.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dead*

  • 88

    Damn she must have that good good.

  • Milani

    SMH...if you're going to be dumb enough to attempt to steal from a store that has alarms at the door, at least dress accordingly. Why would you wear those raggedy, dusty ass, colored wigs/weaves and a shirt that says "Won't be Caught"? Did they not know or care that most stores nowadays have alarms and cameras?

    These dummies deserve everything that's coming to them.

    I hate stupid people.

  • Yoni

    Tom Joyner Morning Show.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Is he leaving on his own accord or is he being pushed out?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    True...but my point is that I initially felt like the preachers that attended were of a certain caliber.

  • Yoni

    Now THAT, IDK.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. Go to bed.

  • BubblingBrownSuga

    And why do people think we still have "Black Leaders," like we meet secretly in underground railroads to decide what's best for all of us?

  • Yoni

    New post - pink nipples

  • Milani

    New Post - CB

  • Yoni

    RIGHT! Not one has stepped up to the mic to lead us to higher ground. NOT ONE! And Jessie and Al don't count.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Did we ever meet secretly to decide what was best for all of us?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THESE BAGS ARE TOO CHEAP TO BE BOOSTING...MARSHALLS AND MAXX DISCOUNT EVERYDAMNTHING EVEN THOUGH I PREFER ROSS. NAW @disqus_mSspQnBwE8:disqus THESE AIN'T MIS PRIMOS!

  • jussaying

    Thank you! Added to list (:. I found a couple of them. Currently listening to On Being, which is a great science blog headed by a female. YAY.

  • Yoni

    I called'em primos? LOL

  • Yoni

    Welcomz

  • Canary Red™

    SPEAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

  • Tammie Reed

    I stopped reading after I saw stealing at Marshalls? Who in the hell wants purses from Marshalls that you can buy yourself? Now if she would have been caught at Saks then just maybe lol. Do better my people!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Ohhhh I hadn't heard that.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Well Steve Parsons is having financial difficulties so I wouldn't be surprised.

  • Tammie Reed

    LOL #DEAD

  • Yoni

    Trump set them up. He brought them together to see them tear EACH OTHER apart. He thinks that the black pastors speak for ALL black people. Once he saw them going against each other, his plan was in action. Divide and conquer the black folks even more. Some went for a photo op and free room and board. Like country niggas seeing bright lights and the big city for the first time. Phase one is done for him.

  • Yoni

    Yes.

  • SandrasNewFave

    Them biggums weren't running, they were shuffling. You know how you pretend to run when your toddler wants to race?
    Look at the exit photo. Neither of their legs are in motion past the knee. Running requires knees up and legs extended in the back. The flip flops were just fine.

  • YES I SAID IT…

    SMH saying what a pair of dumb bishes!!! And what gets me is, bcuz they go stealing $100 dollar bags from Marshall, when I go to buy a bag, the Security guard be staring me down like he ready to tackle me down to the ground. I swear its crazy out here, so to the thieves out here, please get a job and make your own money to buy u a bag otherwise keep your hands to yourself stop grabbing ish u can't buy. And to the rental cops I mean security guards, I know u just doing your job but U need to relax bcuz all black women who goes to your store looking at the Michael Kors bags are not out to steal. That's all I got, ok now nye! :-)

  • Meme81

    He stares you down b/c of them AND racism. Trust, I used to work at Ross and seen white women mostly stealing their ENTIRE wardrobe. One of my coworkers who was at the customer service desk (white) was led out in handcuffs for giving folks free discounts.

  • SummerBaby

    Morning

  • YES I SAID IT…

    Chile who U telling, I swear I was in Ross last week, gurl they got some good throw pillows and rugs and stuff, lol! Anyway I swear I saw a W lady try on a shirt over her own clothes and didn't even take it off, I was like wow where they do that at??? So U ain't lying lol!

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    I stopped at shazonya

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Bad mood tew. Let us grieve togeva sis.

  • scar

    wow

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Chyle...i stopped at LEXUS!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Nih these whyt folk gone work with em in court...and ill bet my whole MIAMI VICE COLLECTION this isnt their first time at the rodeo.aint no mental health counceling for these two...they just rougish as hayle and think its a game?

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Ok yoni...im interested....what in the deep sea are you refering to?who got em?

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Lmaoooo ?????

  • LeBrick James

    Shazonya? really... Shazonya.

    Friends dont let friends name their babies "Shazonya".

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lmbo. Sooo true.

  • LeBrick James

    Their homegirl Infiniti was supposed to be there but she couldnt make it.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}
  • Yoni

    Chris Brown has pink nipples. Don't you see'em?

  • soulbrother13

    Well we know one thing for sure them big ass chicks were not going to RUN anywhrere and if they did it wasn't far..

  • TheRealLee

    FLA, again!

  • Vegas1989

    That's what these dumb hens get....At Marshalls?....Really...Wow...I would have donated them some nice, gentle used Fendi. LOL

  • TANYA INGRAM

    I guess her shirt was wrong on this one LMAO!!!!

  • SameoleJ

    Those bags were already spoken for. As soon as she hit the neighborhood, people came and got their requested item.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Shazonya & Lexus :wail:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Right! She had a list of what to get already :rofl:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    AND they be walking around like they LEGIT as hail! :rofl:
    The 'credit card crackers' too!
    Thanking GOD for their blessings :huh:

    Ummmm :no:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :wail: :wail: :wail:

  • Sexy CJ

    **************

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Miami. Vice. Collection. ?

  • Sexy CJ

    Shazonya and her accomplice Lexus allegedly shoplifted several handbags from a Florida Marshall's Department store on August 30.............

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ??? Stawp. Stawp please. Please...somebody STAWP her!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Am I lying though!?

  • Meme81

    Okay? Statistically its middle aged white women who are boosting the most and stores lose the most money from INTERNAL theft.

  • YES I SAID IT…

    Yeap, I'm sure some middle age WW got sticky fingers too but let them tell it, its only BW who steal

  • MzFutureLCSW

    Florida is country. I have lived here for a few years after being in LA. This does not surprise me.

  • CaramelDrop

    I think most Boosters are built up the same way.... I use to shop from the trunk of a chick that stole cleaning item from every Dollar General store that's worth buying. She sold the items for $3-$5 each. She was built JUST like ole girl and wore the same "uniform" - multicolored quick weave, tights, a too little t-shirt and beauty supply flip flops.

  • AListDiva29

    I work in retail, and sadly it's because of people like her that create racial profiling against black folks just trying to shop, SMDH!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Aye,after reading this comment....i simply turned my phone face down.went and had lunch,did a lil work...and now im back to cut ALL your power off...your keyboard privileges are defuct till you get sum sense!????

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    (comes in your blog room...5 hours later)Unny dont act like that!MIAMI VICE was the BEST show ever made in LIFE!yes,MIAMI VICE COLLECTION!ill have you know i got REAL LIVE PICTURES of these ppl!one of these good old days you gone need police detectives of this ilk...and i will NOT let them help you!!!!(turns and run outta your blog room blinded by hot tears)

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    OK,nih i do....sorry chyle,in all honesty i never LOOK at him.the less he has on...the less im apt to look.yea....he looks like the type that likes em "STIMULATED".

  • Precious Kitten Heels

    Look at them. You know they were probably stealing Michael Kors and Coach bags, lol.

  • okeydoke

    People have taken entrepreneurship to a whole other level. Kids just say No

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Crine. Come back. ~turns around and laugh~ Come back. Laudy knows we all should have detectives come to our rescue with Dorothy Sbornak shoulder pads in their silk suits that look like your Nana's good drapes in the room you were only allowed to see as you were passing by it. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    No ???

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    DEAD AZZ FUGG!!!!????
    Soooooo,you drug DORTHY in a fight she had nuthin to do with!and as if you cudnt be any more done...your drug FANNIE MAE(my Grandmother)(wails)AND HER "HOLIDAY CURTAINS" into this!!!!????whoooo lawd,i cant!but you got it!(walks away looks back knowingly)but YOU just wait!you gone need em...just watch!!!!?????

  • Her_withtheglasses

    Those bags cost a total of $300.00
    $700.00 where???

  • Yoni

    Ew.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    JUST SEEN THIS!!!????

  • GIJoeJones

    Before attempting such an ambitious heist, I would have most definitely committed to some cardio training and dietary changes.

  • Shantonda

    i thought the same exact thing lol