Cardi B got candid with her fans in an intimate Instagram Story video today. In the video, the 27-year-old Bronx rapper sips tea while describing her estranged husband Offset’s anatomy.
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nah…I will pass….I just ate a banging lunch and want to keep it down.
I don’t know why but this has me knee weak right now LOL! GIRRLLL!
My girl crazy and I love it
And the cycle continues…. She hot and bothered and lusting so she will take him back with open arms, legs and mouth and he has done nothing to prove he’s changed his ways… ?
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Wayment…..talking about his THANG THANG….smh…that’s why the women want it…you keep talking about it……At 27 she can be a bit more classy then this……but I digress (pssss….Cardi…..your a mother now…act like it) Some things are better off unsaid….js
his pappy already said neither one of them have sense.
That’s not even the full video
IKR? Just Sandra trying to justify why she supports Trump and hates Obama.
Clearly shows…smh. They do know, when stuff hits the net…it’s FOR EVA (in my cardi voice) So they need to be mindful….lmbo…who am I kidding…….
at work.
What she say? Notes?
?Tell him then Cardi!! Hood rat chronicles.
Ooh yes girl don’t you wish you could detach and put it on a real nicca with some sense.
That girl crazy as hell!! But that video is funny tho!!! When the D is good but the man aint shyt!!
Yep Trump doesn’t view us as cotton picking slaves who dislike information. He just thinks all of us everyone is beneath him because he’s a narc.
They are already back together. I read that they are spending Christmas “as a family.”
She is on another level of dumb that has not even been discovered yet!! CHILE!! YOUR THOT SISTERS IN COMMON ALL WANT HIS “D”!! NOT TO MENTION, SOME HAVE ALREADY HAD IT!! Cariboo, describing, salivating, or imagining (and expressing verbally), about ur cheating “husband’s” D, is in
Pitiful, the side chick should’ve sent her a DM saying she agrees with every coffee slurping description! Imagine if your DIL acted like this?
Damn another Bard the Retard post? She’s got somsome’s auntie all the way sprung.
Hmmmm…so I guess its not peace on earth?
#Oversharing
i dunno if i would be on IG talking bout how i want his d when he don’t want my p. you supposed to be that bitch but you you ain’t got no pride. you say you put the p on offset but he threw it back! the last pic i saw of yall, he was thinking about another broad who prolly make $8 an hour; like fredia say, A BURGER KING BITCH lol. you say it’s not a publicity stunt but i ain’t seen a tear in your eye. publicity stunt!
It wasn’t descriptive about his junk. She was just saying she misses it..a LOT and where she wants it. And she was drinking coffee, not tea. It was actually funny to me. She’s in a good mood, so they must be working things out.
i think there must be another part cause this wasn’t bout ish.
Yep, exactly. And there is nothing wrong about a woman saying what she wants. She didn’t cuss or anything chile. That was a really tame video for her.
Cardi is such a bird
I thought it was funny too. She didnt go into detail about anything, she was just being silly. Its her situation and if that’s how she deals with it with humor then let her have that. Ain’t nothing wrong with saying she misses her husband, she did marry him after all.
Sis what is you doing? This should be a private affair ?????
Thanks…..I’ll see ya…..I’m getting off. Too many crays, crays, & trolls.
Damn kinda sound like a rap song! I like it. lol
I kinda feel this one. Sorry. I miss mine and its just gone to damn it work for the day. I hope he gets home before the girl does. Thats all. *shrug*
Oh and boo to this poster on that vidjeo:
turpentine_healer: if slick rick can get deported why can’t cardi?
Bc bish she was born here. Deport Nicki if anyone is going. Stupid fukk.
Y’all have fun, ya hear?!
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R.I.P. Penny Marshall
She is going to get rid of herself.
The innanets and its inhabitants are fickle.
nooooooooooooo
Why describe your husband’s anatomy on social media and not think that the ones listening may become interested. Stupid and childish bull. And she wonders why he cheats. Sis you putting all his business in the streets and wonder why chicks throwing themselves at him. She’s partially to blame for the shenanigans. Do better Cardi!
If she carry her behind to the Girls Club to go finish her volunteer hours fun will be had. If not we gotta wait til her NOSEY 13 yo ass goes to SLEEP. Cannot stand teenagers. Cockblockers. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ced5d5bfd09cd7cb9fae91ecb280d197c80e613f73c8eb143555ab9edaba4630.gif
OMG!!!
No Penny aint left earth
LMBO!
Belcalis knows she’s too old for this mess. I notice she didn’t say she missed HIM. She apparently just misses the sex. LOL Go on and get you a new one girl! One that doesn’t belong to everybody!
I have a 14yo so I already know!!!
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Damn 75 years old. RIP
Penny Marshall post Sandra. I didnt know she directed The Preacher’s Wife and I just watched it LAST WEEK. Been on since its a Christmas movie.
aww damn….RIP Penny!!!!
So…ahh..yeah! Make up sex and relationship reboot coming soon….
GIRL. And dont add in his almost 12 year old. She worse than MINE. We take turns casually walking on by the room to see if sleep has hit em. But nope. Us strolling by the bedroom looking. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/906627473f5186e2e0a1ec12001b92305aaa16b79d5a5f4888155ca90e30e648.gif
lmao!!!!! Girl!!!! I feel you on that one….hell it has been times where the hubby and I go downstairs in the laundry room…..we put these Christmas bells on the door so we can hear it if somebody opens it…lol
Told y’all it was a publicity stunt
LMBAO!!!! THIS GIF!!!!!
LOL Tell him it’s an emergency. Send HALP! LMAOOOOOOOOO
I’m really feeling my age now. The celebs I grew up with are passing on. The 70s was a great era.
We be whispering. Are they sleep? You go check. no YOU go check. I went last time. Lmaooo.
DAYUM! LOL!
ME TOO. Its so sad.
LOLOLOLOL!!! Yessss like “You had a long day..you sleepy, are you about to go to bed?!!” LOLOLOLOL!!!
yeah cause they get real suspicious if the same parent keep coming in the room and mess…lol….too funny!! Girl….melatonin gummies work wonders!!!
This effing gif!!!! ???? Why???!! LMMFAO ?????? log out!!
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Wait! Laverne gone?
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THE 11 yo busted him OUT one night. Daddy why do you keep coming in here? We are just doing our hair? Him: “Its kinda late for hair”. He said they looked at him like he was CRAZY. He was like okay then. Goodnight!
girl…with 3 boys and a baby girl….we get it in when we can…like smoke breaks and ish…lol
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Enough of THIS post….OUR ELDERLY ARE UNDER ATTACK! Upstairs. NOW!
Ware that summer gutter rat been hiding at? She’ll post something soon or later.
true. true. lolol
LMAO!!!! They knew what was up….I’m cackling cause I know how you feel!!! My boys be like “why BOTH of yall gotta be downstairs washing clothes for so long?”
I wish she would go away. I still feel sorry for her because its tough when everyone in the room thinks your dim witted trash and you are so trashy and dense, that you don’t even realize it.
I ain’t mad atcha! Get it in!
In other news, RIP PENNY MARSHALL aka Laverne.?
Yes. *sniff*
“Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated”
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Where did she say anything about his anatomy? Wasn’t that graphic to me lol…Ok bye!
Omw
RIP to another great one gone.
It ain’t never too late for hair. Y’all better lock that door and get it.
We’re gonna do it!! I use to love this show!!
RIP Penny Marshall!
For the kids…ya know?
That’s not the full video… It’s on TMZ
RIP
Wow, I did not know that.
Ughh why is she relevant again?
Man my childhood stars ?
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Oh no.
Yep, I feel a flip coming.
First it was Gabby, Dwayne and that baby shoved down our throats now Cardi B ?! Ms. Sandra the pay must be very well.
Yup. Once he puts that good D on her, she’s gonna be all up in her feelings real quick. Look for her to put up another video on IG saying “I wanna keep my family together”.
RIP I’m going to miss you! Thanks for all the laughs.
And this is why she will never have a respectable husband. This shyt ain’t cute!
Guess she just showed us why offset don’t take her serious.
Thank you ?? What if her daughter speaks like this smh
Right, you might want to copyright this. All you need is DJ mustard ok the beat. ??? I thought it was a verse for a min. Lol
Im just TIRED now.
Cardi is the main one that needs a social media break ??
And i love her but gahh damn take a break please. Sheesh
To lull the negrows to sleep.
??? This about sums up this nitwit.
Her husband is a whore, everyone knows. This chick is pathetic.
Girl, I don’t think she wants one. She’s a gutter chick, they feed of this type of dysfunction. She wouldn’t/can not appreciate a functional, supportive, loving relationship. At least not at this point of her life.
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She is very funny, I will give her that.
Sex has become so disgusting and inhumane. With all this spitting and choking mess. God help us, especially our daughters.
This chick said, “in my throat” and “demolish me”.
Thank God she stopped the GU posts….
Say it louder… truth.
how was sex before? ……..ive read those history books, esp during renaissance. sex has always been “disgusting”
Welp, I have to give you that….
this the shit Offset daddy was talkin about ? this shit right here?
She’s just saying out loud on sm what we all be thinking about…sex happens, all over the world and all over the place…I couldn’t do it, I like discretion…and my mama would beat my az…and I’m 40ish….lol
Well the kind of sex that doesn’t hurt or degrade a person. Think along the lines of R&B songs where you were serenaded. What happened to making love to a person? To each their own but spitting, choking, gagging and slapping is not my idea of a sexual encounter. Not to mention people allow others into their bedrooms by talking about it.
Yeah I was trying to have her back but this right here isn’t trash!
She is so pitiful. She misses community ?. I guess she thinks she knows what’s the way to a man’s heart. Didn’t she try that with Offset already and it failed? Chile please. Sex ain’t neva kept no man. Next! Such a bird?
BASURA!!!
oh ok thanks
This why everybody trying to sleep with her man they wanna see if it’s as good as she claims it be. He gives me jack rabbit 4 stroke creep vibes. The type of dude that don’t care if you get you the one that will come in 2 strokes and roll over and ask if you came ?? she making me feel like this is all their relationship is based on SEX I mean she did get pregnant real quick. I never hear her speak about anything else other than how much she wants to screw him and often times she almost sound like she be begging for it. Well we all know a baby and some tailbone ain’t never kept a man so I hope she has some other tricks up her sleeve.
I swear….Good dlck is never attached to a good man….
Her ghetto pr lady don’t have enough sense to stop this she worse than her
Don’t talk it up
Their relationship is based on money and lust. That’s why it will not stand the test of time. Can you imagine if they became homeless, or one of them was diagnosed with a devastating illness? You know situations that common people deal with? You think they would stick it out with each other if they can’t even deal with each other in the best of situations? Both of em are some thots….
Yep!!
Please tell me what movie ,show or series this gif came from? I can’t my sides hurt??????????
The lady had to lift her right leg up a little to slam that dumpster with the quickness and with all her might .
She thrives off of attention…smh
Sex is fun. It is what you make it but for her saying stuff like this is what make other chicks curious about your man plus dude is rich already. Forget it
Lol that’s Bernice from South Beach Tow..She ain’t for play play! ?
South Side Tow.. The one in the orange is a tow truck driver named Bernice.. She is funny AF but if you get her twisted she will regulate with no hesitation!!
Does she have nothing better else to do, but this? Write a song, record a song, feed the baby, change the baby, hold the baby, read a book, take a nap…….
not funny at all…its really sad
This is just trash…so they’ll be right back together & crying breakup next week I’m over this gurl
Retardi B will be pregnant & fighting hoes in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….#bird
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Uhhruh….
Its PR. She’s known for Tmi social media posts so she sticking with her brand.
Already is allegedly…
Peas don’t due it ?.
I don’t know about ya’ll but I’m over this story. Even though I think the part about Offset cheating is true I believe they’re doing the most for publicity. Girl we all know you’re going to take Offset and his devil ? back. ?
???? I agree. Nicki’s not going to have to sabotage Cardi. Cardi’s going to sabotage herself. She talks entirely too much.
If she’s pregnant she has an excuse to stay with him without judgement.
It is sad especially that she has a daughter
her child will be real proud of her 15 years from now when she’s gotta hear this shit from peers
She’s like an obscene and vulgar version of iconic comediennes Charo and Lucille Ball. Music is only a start for Cardi. TV Sitcom and movies are next.
Yall know once he saw this on the gram.. he showed up in his gray sweat pants and it was a wrap!
So if theyre headed for divorce like she said….. what was the purpose of this video SMH BEEN over this mess
Cardi is a mess. They are both too immature to be married. She’s probably playing with him. He show up and she may not open the door. If she still wants to risk her health then at least she’s honest about her stupidity. I hope she is smart enough to sever legal ties now.
Yuck just yuck….so both of them have been photographed with all kind of bedbug sores around they mouth and she out here advocating for some throat action….it would be hard for me to CONTINUALLY have relations with someone who is that careless. You kno the girls he’s sleeping with sleeping with others whose mates are probably cheating on them….too much of a tangled STD web for me.
She miss the C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T-Y D-I-C-K…. awweee
Well then she should know it will always swing back around her way. They usually do. BLOOP.
“Cardi is a mess. They are both too immature to be married.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO @ gray sweat pants
LMAOOOOOO
LMFAO
I hope this puts to rest all the nonsense around Offset emotionally abusing her and manipulating her by trying to get back with her.. People out here writing 1500 word think pieces about Offsets actions and she on the internet talking about his dick.. Cardi is a hot ass mess and she likes being in a relationship with a man who is also a hot ass mess.. This shit aint abuse or manipulation.. We throw words around too loosely nowadays.. There are plenty women out here who are actually getting emotionally abused and manipulated by men.. Cardi is not one of them.. She is an immature hoodrat married to a no good nigga.. And this is the type of relationship that they both want.. Stop trying to make her a victim..
hpv. If they have a vaccine for that why not some of the other STDs?
Good question. Medical minute material
I will never find this chick funny. I hate trashy personalities.
They both playing games. One min the side chick posting foolishness…next sec..Cardi screaming divorce…sec after that. Offset apologizing on the stage..within that same second Cardi getting mad cause people talking about her man..then the dad posting stuff..smh… Just one big circus of clowns. This behavior lets me know that they back together…better yet..he never left.
Okkkkurrrrr lmao