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Bwahahahahaha is all I gotz!

Buttttt whhhhhyyyy did they think this was a good idea? I’ll wait lmao

lmaoooo!!

Waiting with you…Lol

The Roc…??? Kevin Hart…???

Waiting on 5pm #RETAGO

Once upon a time I loved The Rock…until I found out that he was voted most likely to date/marry a white girl in high school.

I have a junk enhancer?? The cock sock 3000? Whenever I wear it,,,All the boys come to the yard?? Of course they’re sometimes disappointed when I take my drawls off? But oh wellz??

I still would hit that especially if he brings his Scorpion King costume.????

Lol

I’m glad that Kevin the ‘funny guy’ still.

*man.

*Tami Roman voice* “It wasn’t not funny!!!”

*jacked
(CNN)Donald
Trump and Bernie Sanders are confronting the same paradox: the fate of
their insurgent campaigns built on scorn for the political establishment
rests on how well they play the inside game.
For
Trump, the challenge is shifting from a strategy of piling up state
primary wins to one that also takes into account states that award
delegates in a more intricate fashion. Trump’s organizational weakness
in that type of contest was underscored Saturday when he was swept by
Ted Cruz in the Colorado Republican convention.

Sanders,
meanwhile, has to win not only more pledged delegates but also more
superdelegates — party officials and other elites who can vote however
they choose — if he wants to take the Democratic battle for the White
House to the convention floor.

Trump is already making the case that
the system is inherently unfair and is a symptom of the insider politics
practiced by distant elites that disenfranchises grass-roots voters
like those who have flocked to his campaign.

“You see what’s happening to me and Bernie Sanders,” Trump said Sunday in Rochester, New York. “It’s a corrupt deal going on.”

The 2016 campaign’s shift from a simple
hunt for primary wins is more than a sign that the electoral calendar is
running out and routes to the nomination for both parties are beginning
to narrow. It’s proof that for all of its busted conventional wisdom
and broken political rules, the wild presidential campaign is at a point
where insurgent politics are no longer sufficient to win.

“The
nuts and bolts of presidential politics is an archaic language and very
few people understand it. Outsiders need insiders to be successful,”
said Republican political strategist Ford O’Connell. “If you want to
crack the Da Vinci code, you need insiders.”

Trump is doing just that. Last week, he hired Paul Manafort, a master of insider politics, to run his convention strategy.

Still, Trump and Sanders start at a disadvantage in the inside game.

….hero costumes with junk enhancing codpieces…
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JUST WOOOOOOWWWW…HIS RESPONSE TO US ON HIS FAUX SITUATION (YOUR WORDS & NOT MINE)–SEE PIC…I STILLLL LOVE ME SOME ROCK, I SMEELLLLL-LLLLLL WHAT YOU’RE COOKIN’…LOL

I was being facetious. I said a white man. After the WWE, when Le Rock decided he wanted to be an action starra, he began looking very light in the loafers. That weight lifting and isht is just a rouse to keep people off of his true scent, which is that of someone with eggplant breath. No parmesana.

He’s like that one dumb friend you have in real life! LL

*whispers correcting yew* It’s an “Extender” *snickers*

pls don’t contribute… tears!

“monkeys in a bag”
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lawd, you got it coming…. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

*jacked A long time ago I read how suicides happen in waves. This reminded me of it.

(CNN) In the beleaguered, isolated community of the Ontario First Nation of Attawapiskat, one of the greatest dangers comes from within.

The 2,000-strong indigenous community in the far north of the Canadian
province has seen a spate of suicide attempts over the past eight months — over 100 members, young and old, have tried to take their own lives.

The situation came to a heartbreaking head this weekend, as community leaders in the tiny James Bay town were forced to declare a formal state of emergency after 11 people attempted to kill themselves Saturday.

“Community front line resources are exhausted, and no additional outside resources are available,” the declaration says.

Saturday’s shocking revelations follow another tragic month — 28 Attawapiskat residents attempted suicide in March, more than 100 since September of last year.

CNN affiliate CBC reports that amongst the dozens of suicide attempts, the youngest person was 11 years old, while the oldest was 71. One person has successfully taken their life since September.

The Assembly of First Nations, an organization representing indigenous people in Canada, said this is “a national tragedy and a national shame that demands immediate action and attention.”

“First Nation” refers to non-Inuit and non-Metis indigenous people in Canada. There are 617 First Nation communities across the country.

“We repeat our call for a national strategy to address First Nations
suicide,” the Assembly’s national chief, Perry Bellegarde, said.

This isn’t the first time that suicide has prompted a state of emergency in
Canada. The Pimicikamak Cree Nation community in northern Manitoba last month declared their own state of emergency after enduring six
self-inflcted deaths over a period of just a few months.

I’ve seen fashion magazines given them CREDIT for CORNROWS…LIKE REALLY? WE’VE BEEN WEARING THAT ISH FOR YEARS–DECADES EVEN (FROM STYLE TO HAIR PROECTION, UP UNDER YOUR MOMS WIG…LOL), BUT OF COURSE ANYONE CAN PUT A SPIN ON IT & IT’S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD… SADLY–WE GREAT & THEY KNOW IT…CAN’T BEAT US, THEN JOIN US!

Kylie Jenner said in Marie Clare that SHE started the wig trend.”I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs,” Kylie told the mag. “Kim [Kardashian] just used my wig guy last night,” Kylie added. “I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.” This lil delusional bytch…I’m starting to think delusion, hoeism, thievery, fakery, and narcissism are in these chicks DNA.

I was 7, those wigs scared the crap out of me!

Well, I’m reading a story on yahoo about a 32yr mother has six kids, but left her three year old in walmart for seven damn hours while she went to lay up with some no good man. Her grandma says she is stressed out and mentally ill. Somebody needs to tie her tubes.

*jacked

How much sex should you be having?

By Carina Storrs, Special to CNN

(CNN) Are you having enough sex? You might have wondered if you should up your bedroom activity after reading about other couples’ resolutions to have sex every day or about all the health benefits of getting horizontal.

In what might be welcome news for everyone exhausted from work and
frazzled from kids, research suggests you don’t have to get down every
day to reap the rewards of sex, at least in terms of happiness and
relationship closeness.

A recent study found that, although married people or people in committed relationships who had more sex tended to report feeling happier, the benefit leveled off at a sexual frequency of once a week. Those who said they did the deed four or more times a week did not report feeling any happier than those who had trysts only weekly.

They really had that as a senior superlative in the yearbook???? ? http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_blink.gif

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ????? Poor The Donald.

Ok, how about people are dragging Ciara for not saying Future’s name when announcing Billboard Award nominees. I feel like she knew his name was there, she knows she can’t say it due to the gag order they have in place, and she should not have even let that shyt happen. Luda’s azz should have read the whole category.

his Becky game musta been strong huh, Loca! LOL!

I swear I just erased “trick bag” in that last comment!

Twas between that and Bag O’ Tricks https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4ff387b7de0a38b8adf160bee48021afb93c2fd77c1e4ff4d61d015e7414c53c.gif
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I believe this. People who get laid on the regular are more relaxed in general.

Messy. I don’t blame you.

Have you ever noticed that women have a gift to be quite manipulative towards men?

???

I stopped watching awards shows

4/12/16 is free ice cream cone day at Ben & Jerry’s. You can go on their site and use the store locator to find a participating location in your area. It is from 12pm-8pm tomorrow. No coupon required! ?

I heard Kevin has s big d*ck…….for a little man.

Kevin’s junk is enhanced? I mean even with the enhanced costume.. It looks wittle…

His first wife, the mother of his child, wasn’t white. She was hispanic I believe. His current wife looks white but I think she’s mixed with something.

Really? Thats crazy BUT they werent far off

First wife was Puerto Rican and his new chick is Armenian

Uhhhhhhh hellllllllllo??

??????????

the ROCK been fine since 99 damn!!!

That’s a very bad cosplay I must say

Nope

The Rock looks like he has a camel toe