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In addition to being an entrepreneur, socialite Kim Kardashian can add pseudo-singer to her list of accomplishments.
Her new song, “Shake” is all over the blogs, so I’m assuming it is her. But it sounds like a Ciara track to me.
[audio:kim-kardashian-shake.mp3]
“Shake” was produced by the Neptunes, but it still gets a C-.
Update:
According to Celebuzz, Kim Kardashian just told them exclusively it isn’t her. 
Go shake that botox and plastic surgery itch you got goin on.
LITERALLY IM SHOOK
Our world is a effin joke!
I LOVE
IT!!!
**now goes to listen to it…**
I refuse to listen to this fu.ckery…..
hahahahahahaha Where’s @metnwt
They’ll love this one!
Mamacita says:
hahahahahahaha Where’s @metnwt
They’ll love this one!
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As Martin Lawerence would say: wi-ddddack!
Our world is a effin joke
Not Ours THEIRS they can have that chit and the fake glory along with it…
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The beat is hot. I wonder can she really sing?
I doubt it…
I guess she said if Kim from RHOA can do it, she can too! I ain’t mad. I can see people bumping it especially in the club. Hell it’s better than “Tardy for The Party”.
dckinme74 says:
I refuse to listen to this fu.ckery…..
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Me too..i refuse…
She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.
But seriously.. she’s not for real, right?
Oh I’m here, and I CAN’T STAND THIS PLASTIC SKANK! UGH GO AWAY ALREADY! @Sandra, are they paying you for this coverage because I just don’t get it! Please explain! I will continue to say this until you get the message, WE DO NOT NEED NOR WANT THE KARTRASHIAN’S ON THIS SITE!
Thanks.
kingstonn says:
She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.
omg
I was Smanging at my husband all night he was like what the hail are you doing and what is wrong with you 
metnwt says:
Oh I’m here, and I CAN’T STAND THIS PLASTIC SKANK! UGH GO AWAY ALREADY! @Sandra, are they paying you for this coverage because I just don’t get it! Please explain! I will continue to say this until you get the message, WE DO NOT NEED NOR WANT THE KARTRASHIAN’S ON THIS SITE!
Thanks
WHO IS WE?
WTH!!
OMG …CHA-CHA..HEY FRIEND ARE YOU FEELING BETTER
They have to be kidding right? That doesn’t even sound like her voice. They hella did work on that.
That is not Kim.
Everybody wants to sing now
The actual song kinda sucked but her singing was much better than I expected. It was actually good, IMO. Much better than Miley, Taylor Swift, Rihanna (though she is improving), etc. Though she may need to get some rest because homegirl works too much.
I smell a Millie Vanille sitaution coming and it’s not pretty! I think Kim needs to do what she does best..(Whatever that may be!) *back to lurk mode*
What’s wrong with Kourtney?
I do not like it at all and don’t think I’ll ever hear it on the radio. I think a C+ is being generous, it has absolutely no substance to it! She has a pretty good voice (might just be computer generated) but needs a waaaaaaay better song with some OOMPH!
AUTOTUNE! lol at kims singing a song about ‘shhaking’, we all saw her on dancing with the stars!
Its no different from the rihanna’s, ciara, keri hilson, kelis, ect..
@ ChaCha,
That man can dance! He really can
THICKA LICKA MICKA FICKA *does the butt with you
Girl I am feeling a million times better…thanks for asking
Me no likey the light on Kim in this pic..she is my girl but her cheeks are straight up null and void in this pic
Anything this lump of plastic does just only adds to her irrelevance of a life
Please go away Kim and never return:coffee:
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
#tisall
kingstonn says:
@ ChaCha,
That man can dance! He really can
HECK YEAH …I STAY SMANGIN
Yung Humma is my new Hero..after Antoine Dizzle 
She might want to be satisfied with her other business ventures, because a SINGER (pseudo or not) she is NOT!
Okayyyyyyyyy, so she sings now?????????????? Since when?????
ChaCha says:
kingstonn says:
She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.
omg I was Smanging at my husband all night he was like what the hail are you doing and what is wrong with you
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Kingstonn, that you in the gravie???
@KINGSTONN- I’M SUPPOSED TO BE RECOVERING FROM MY SURGERY AND IT HURTS TO LAUGH. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW FOR THAT LINK!!
@les heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey is that my bish
***jumps on les and kisses her all over*** my suga baby 
GYPSY!!!!!
I know everyone thinks I have it in for these chicks and believe me, it’s not that! I have been happily married for 20 years, but I watch these skanks come in and flaunt their fake bodies and everyone get’s excited about it! Whereas we as black woman were born with the boobs and booties and were mocked for it! But now it’s acceptable because it’s on white skin! I wrote a poem for this double standard! Please enjoy!
Oh My Dear Brother
Oh my dear brother a specimen like no other. Envied for his athleticism yet marred by so much criticism.
Not sure who he is or what he wants to be, but one thing’s for sure he’s definitely not into me!
I see his prowess on the internet and in all the magazines but every time I see him he’s not standing with his queen!
His preference seems to be someone of a different shade! But the smile on his sista’s faces are just a charade.
Standing on the outside but wanting to be there yet knowing on the inside he really doesn’t care!
He wants what was forbidden but now it’s his to take. Even though the one he’s with is really just a fake.
Some times I sit and ponder other times I often wonder why he likes her sun colored skin when mine is genuine! Fake butt implants abound where mine is firm and round. And all those lip injections, does she see my reflection?
As I stare at my brother in total disbelief that he would chose someone who wants to be like me!
He walks tall and proud as if he’s one the race but I look at him in shame; anguish and distaste.
I know he doesn’t care what my feelings really are but oh my dear brother you are missing your true star!
WAZZZUP YALL
@ Flo, Girl I wish. That’s Lauren London.
@ Gypsy, But he can really dance though. You can tell by the look on his face.
But sowwee for making you laugh. 
oooooooooooooh fck this btch!
I figure that @Kingstonn, my next statement was going to be “u sure are lookin Lauren London-ish”
I love her though! She’s a beauty!
@Kingstonn, why did i watch another vid on youtube last night by young hummas rapper patna Flynt Flossy (dead @ that niggas name) called stretchy pants…omg I was DYING!
Thanks SR fam for the hi-larry-us videos. I watched the Smang It and the Mr. Strawberry videos. Imma be smanging it all day
@metnwt
what that specifically targeted at MAN….
while reading it it felt that way….
Heyyyy Dap
BabyMammyyyyyyy
i always miss ju when ju no log on!
@ His, He also has one named Fried and Fertilized.
Flynt Flossy looks like a poor man’s version of Charlie Murphy.
@ Flo, She is really pretty. I guess she figured that acting wasn’t her way of making money so she invested in Weezy’s sperm. :/
Hey O’honey and Flo.Any typos please blame it on the percocet. Had my hernia surgery tuesday and there were five of them, yes five hernias.so what turned to a minor outpatient surgery became majore.there aare 11 incision in my stomach. so I was just lurking and saw that link.No more Kingstonn
@ACE
“what that specifically targeted at MAN….
while reading it it felt that way….”
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I think she’s just a hater in general.
@KINGSTON
“She is really pretty. I guess she figured that acting wasn’t her way of making money so she invested in Weezy’s sperm. :/ ”
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That was a sad day for human kind.
@Gyp, I hope u feel better soon!
HEY HISSY POO AND DRIVER..WHERE YOU BEEN
kingstonn says:
@ His, He also has one named Fried and Fertilized. Flynt Flossy looks like a poor man’s version of Charlie Murphy.
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Fried and Fertilized???????
@Kingston, oh i saw fried and fertilized too!
@Kingstonn, I am NOT your friend for that. I swear know him and I could only watch through the first chorus. I am sick.
@Flo Hey boo
@His, change that dang shirt NOW, you know the rules
Hey Thickums and Dap!
Aww.. Poor baby @ Gypsy.
Cause that sounds painful..
I’m just happy i made you smile!
@Greatness, good to see the kids I help support, lol. Cutie
YA’LL NEED 2 WATCH STRETCHY PANTS!!
she does have that whispering voice like Ciara, so does that mean it will sell or it won’t sell. Kim has a HUGE fan base so it may do well…..i’m not buying it lol
WELL DRIVER YOU NEED MORE MONEY..LOL
His I will not be watching anything called “Stretchy Pants”
@His, well ya’ll gonna have to stay in touch through FB, cause I interviewed with a different department yesterday (tryin to stay in Tampa) and if they hire me, I def. will NOT be chattin on SR all day!!! At all for that matter
gypsyeyes says:
Hey O’honey and Flo.Any typos please blame it on the percocet. Had my hernia surgery tuesday and there were five of them, yes five hernias.so what turned to a minor outpatient surgery became majore.there aare 11 incision in my stomach. so I was just lurking and saw that link.No more Kingstonn
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Wow @ Gypsy. Hope you feel better.
Hope you feel better Gypsy
SN: I do love some percocet though
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Flo.
FloridaChick813 says:
@His, well ya’ll gonna have to stay in touch through FB, cause I interviewed with a different department yesterday (tryin to stay in Tampa) and if they hire me, I def. will NOT be chattin on SR all day!!! At all for that matter
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FloridaChick813 says:
SN: I do love some percocet though
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But Greatness I just gave you a hundert dirteen dollar and dwendy dew cents for the next 3 months
How did I miss this post AND her rant about Kim?
Fried and fertilized……yall trying to get me fired!!!!
@ ace and @ man. I’m not a hater, just a realist! And the poem was meant for all our brother’s who are not happy with their counterparts!
FEEL BETTER GYPSY
AND IM GONNA CRY…FLO AND HONEY…DONT WALK INTO THE LIGHT OF WORK….
*throws tomatoes, botox, plastics, recycling bins, bottles and FLUCK it just my whole damn desk at this motherflucking song*
CARRY ON
DRIVER THATS NOT ENOUGH
@Flo, noooooooooooooooooooooooo *sobs hysterically* ok fine, I will stay in touch thru FB *sad face*
umm Ohoney, ur missing out if u dnt watch stretchy pants grl lmao
FIANCE, hi baby
But baby, Iz work hard for ya, I been touring wit the real housewives of the ATL and we been to every hole in the wall club in every country town in America
Feel better Gypsy.
***GYPSY, warning, to prevent pain from laughter, do not, I repeat DO NOT watch stretchy pants***
I’ll watch it tommorow during my e-going away party ya’ll betta be throwing me!!
omg @ Suga did u watch that chit?
Ohoney, ur last day with us is 2morrow? omg ya’ll are tryna make me go nuts…all my heffas leaving..I blame Tiny..
Yes @His I do believe it is…..
I was told I start training Monday!!
DAMN OHONEYYYYYYYYYY :wails:
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@His, I needed some foolishness in my day. Why the singing and the rap did not go with the music.
@ His
..I blame Tiny
Shhhhhh ya’ll stop crying.
I’m tryin to be a big girl about it
@Suga cus flynt flossy dnt give a fuck…hes such a talented dancer
@ohoney, u must drop in from time 2 time and say hewwo… *last fondle for the road*
I
OHoney, I would like a party as well 
O’Honey, I’m usually a lurker but I wanted to let you know you’ll be missed.
Well dayum!!!
Thanks Suga Foot!!
Whats up errr body wheres the party @
You will be missed for sure