The jokes wrote themselves after the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office uploaded a mugshot of detainee Charles Dion McDowell to its Facebook page.
McDowell, who was arrested for fleeing the police and drug possession, has an unusually large neck that made him the envy of bodybuilders everywhere.
Most bodybuilders desire a big, strong neck to compliment their massive builds. There is no shortage of websites offering tips to build a big neck. But Mr. McDowell’s neck is massive by any standard.
So how did McDowell’s neck grow so big? The answer could be genetics, excessive neck fat, muscular disorder, or various medical conditions such as Cushing’s Syndrome or hypothyroidism.
Having a big neck (more than 16 inches in circumference) can actually be bad for your health.
Men with thick necks are more likely to have heart problems or suffocate in their sleep.
According to Livestrong.com, Cushing’s syndrome, diabetes type 2, and certain medications such as steroids can add large fat deposits around the neck.
People with Cushing’s Syndrome have upper body density, a rounded face and increased neck fat with slender arms and legs.
Some body builders and professional athletes who work out with heavy weights or take hormonal supplements can develop thick necks. Some men are genetically predisposed to excessive neck fat.
Neck fat risks include heart problems, high cholesterol and diabetes. Too much fat in any location is not good for the heart, according to Livestrong.
Neck fat can also increase the risk of sleep apnea by closing off the airways in the throat during sleep.
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Eeeewwww…gross…..just YUCK….really!!? On a Friday?????I’m owt
Yeah, excessive neck fat can lead to problems but one of those problems will not be someone strangling you in the heat of the moment.
Exactly… and I was eating my breakfast for God’s sake.
Very interesting. I’d like to know how he ties a tie or makes any attempts to button up a dress shirt, etc.
i wonder what he looked like when he was a baby ??
LOL the jokes wrote themselves on this one!!
I…AMMMMMGOOOOOOOOONNNNEEE!! CRYING REAL TEARS!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb4264f7d4d7227830d50436ebc02fe52f854ab6633bc6dbb91c04c30c8efcd0.gif
Whhhhhyyyyy
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Doubt he wears either
His neck look like a whole nuther person
cdfuuuuu
Oh my, I literally like to jumped out of my skin, that picture scared me straight.
But look at Mo neck on this gif doe … https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5264c1ca98c6238ba7a0c7588728e9d863aecc626ae53462aede5391bbb5404.gif
UUUGH!
Make it stop.
Oooo Weee wth???
Just glad this not our Friday morning wood…
Look at the neck…..look like he swallowed an anaconda
don’t put nutn pass Sandra
He usta ride that short yella bus….yew caint tell me different
If you look at his criminal record you would see he is up to his neck in offenses!
Damn! Wooo weee!! He gotta lotta weight on his shoulders ??
lmaooooo
Hahaaa….sandra like to mind phuck her readers…
When it does show up it won’t be much better.
He looks like a Goomba from Mario brothers
I bet all his neck ties look like bow-ties..
I bet he banned from all clothing store dressing rooms..
I bet his necklaces can be somebody’s belt
I bet his mom beat his ass all the time for breaking the house phone trying to hold it between his head and shoulders..
I bet he was the only kid with tortoise neck sweaters
Off topic anyone knew Spectacular from Pretty Ricky is worth 65 million dollars
Chike, you ain’t right. But the phone between his head and shoulders took me out?
He’s from my neck of the woods….smh
She plays so much. I can see her changing this title to morning wood.
bwhahahahahahahaha
I loves you … Happy Friday
65 M’s ? ?? im not surprised ! hes a social media entrepreneur on a major level !!! did u kno thats his real name !!! that really shocked me !! ??
Thanks, i guess. I just knew this was an issue?.
Is that the one who recently started at Harvard?
If so, makes sense. He’s schmart
necks post please. ?
Me too his mother had high hopes for him with that name
lmaooooooo
LOL!
Aint that the neckit truth
Wow!
That ain’t even attractive….
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I need to talk to his relatives/friends, I know they see this man’s eyeballs bout to pop out his mf head…get him to the ER stat!
You stoopid
Yuck! They all have the same dead lookin eyes as well.
Yuck
Muscle head…
They doing dead lifts with they neck huh?
All these people look a little slow
Log out right now! LMBO!!!!!!!
Yes! That one almost put me out to pasture.
How unfortunate! I guess!
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LMBO! I’m so tired of y’all. I’m in here crying!
LOL!
Hahahaha
LOL!!! *cough* *wheeze*
Straight up.
Nuh uh, let’s not conjure up that visual!
LMBO@a lot of stretch.
That’s from drinking.
He’s got a fifth of Grey Goose in his neck.
Yes
they look deformed
My eyes are bleeding!
Chile, that neck couldn’t fit on that dayum bus!
CDFUUU… MO neck need to join them meniz… ol roid neck asz
I hollered when I read the comment…. someone said he look likes a germ x lol
Everrrytime I get kicked out Eee??Vvrree??TIIIIME??!???
He has a disease…the football players may not
Because we love you, lol!
Damn hands will develop arthritis immediately lmao
This perhaps wasn’t meant to be funny, but it is..
Thank you Sandra…you never fail to inspire!
You cannot invite them to no damn thanksgiving. Be like ms Celie “what about the turkey” ??
Good luck if you trying to strangle them. Damnnnnn cone neck…Scary tho.. That makes no neck AKA Head & Shoulders Benzino look cute.
It’s a good thing he doesn’t live in your NECK of the woods. You would be telling him the NECKed truth wouldn’t you.
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Most coaches require that athletes build up the neck muscles in football. Just a lot of NECK!!! These players have WAAAY too much neck but it could be sexy if it looks natural.
Neck fat risks include heart problems, high cholesterol and diabetes.
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Its just as bad as a teaspoon of Lawry’s huh?
but it is…
*hugs ya*
She got one up now ?????
Lol right! Go in thinking you gone kill them then the rope don’t even fit all the way around
It was uneckacerry to post about this man.
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why would he decorate it though? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a5f6182adf7601cc7d6bd7651b790edefe1d56085936c9c74c4b8a2232152d5.gif
Don’t care I’m going to be nerdy here. ?
I’m being strongly remind of the Zygons from Doctor Who.
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Ewwww
Ok you need major hand power lol
Decorate ???
Gatdang, can he turn his head left or right ??
He looks like Gucci Mane.
What the hulk?!?! ? sorry had to be corny ?! Look like the neck is trying to swallow the head…ya neck shouldnt be the same size as ya thigh…
Lmaooooo
Lifting weights, excess food, body fat. However, looks like he ate a couple of people.??
Why they saying he looks like the germs in the mucinex commercial tho
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I assume that most football players have big necks. The first time I went to the family meeting area after a game I was amazed by the size of their necks. This guy appears to have a deformity so I won’t make fun of him.
see I’m not going to say too much…cause this looks so scary and bothersome….my heart goes out to the ones suffering from this….
Lol you messed up for that haha
UnNECKessary
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His neck look like a tree trunk and his head the circle thing that squirrels and raccoons be going in and out of.
I don’t like it…I don’t like ANY of them…
In college I used to call the football player “thick necks” the way they used to work out during the season had most of those niccas walking sideways to get in the door…
Thats so wrong….NECKS time Im reporting you!!! LOLOLOL
He look like the a goomba from the Mario Brothers Movie…
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i’m terrified. no, for real. they look so scary.
LMAOOO!!!
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All are terrifying and I don’t want to look.
Bottle of ketchup looking a** n*gga.
Hotel Transylvania looking a** n*gga
Look like he gotta give his stomach 2 weeks notice when he eat something.
NECKcrophilia looking a** n*gga
Damnnnnnnnnnn…..that’s all I have on this! lol
Cackles!
Who knew *shrug” I don’t think I ever seen someone with a neck S big as his ?
I’ve never seen a neck that big in my life!!!!! This is crazy!!!!!
LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMBAOFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snicker…
LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
Those two football players neck comes from working out. The other guy has a medical condition. I’m sure he was born that way. Clearly.
LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Snicker…
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaa
Is this real????!!! ?
lmao love Shaq
LOL! I love him too!
Hey there fellow Whovian! What do you think about the new Doctor?
BWAHAHAHA!!!! Bye, bye now!
My nerves are bad today. This ain’t helping my situation.
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Hiiiii! ?
Still getting used to her, she’s not bad so far. How about, you like her?
LOL.
I am weak.
Is that really fat or overdevelopment of the neck muscles. I wonder if this fellow was in sports at some point. The size go down after they retire from sports, but I get it why they need strong necks to sustain hits, etc.
And I was not wrong.
Or breakin ya neck in a tragic fall. ??
Uuuh, you mean COW neck sweaters!!??
Theme song, Protect Ya Neck, Wu-Tang!!!
Oh she’s the Doctor alright in her mannerisms and peculiar behavior. My best Doctor was Chris Eccleston (#9) and David Tennant (#10). I really love the diversity this season. I have to re-watch the Rosa Parks episode. That was interesting to me.
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Better luck “necks” time. All this “neckativity” isn’t right, at all! ijs
Steroids
You should be ashamed of yourself! All this “neckativity” isn’t right, at all! lmao
Sort of look like Noonan syndrome.
Ooooh! I love Doc 10!
I so have to catch up with the current season. And yeah, I’ve noticed more POCs this season definitely. Totally enjoying it…I’m so glad to see more fantasy/sci-fi starring us!
Have you read Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi? Soooo good!
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I’ll take door #6, Monte!
Thanks, hun!
He’s high as gas but the neck is kind of covered sooo…. ???
That neck tattoo would cover my whole chest ???
That’s the part that took me out. lol. My son laughed so hard when i talked about the big blessed tattoo across his neck and it’s still room for 2 more on each side. And he’s a criminal too. Po baby.
Steroids.
No. I haven’t read that book. Right now my Kindle is stockpiled with espionage/spy and shifter romance novels.
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Wtf?… And Mr. McDowell has the audacity to have that big azz tattoo on his neck too…. just drawing more attention to it!… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a neck that big before in my life!… WOW!
Not necessarily.
The best one yet. Oh my Lord, help!
#8 is by far halarious
This has to be photo shopped O_0
Haha! Shifter romances as in werewolves and were-creatures? Those are steamy after a time, I see you. ? lol!
Man, I can roast this dude for DAYS! He look like the type of n*gga that smell earring backs. ??
I honestly thought that this was a photoshopped meme. WTH?!
Yes, “neck”essarily.
SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#9 he trying to be malcom necks lol
Lmao bye mane!!! ??
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