Today’s Morning Wood, Terrell Carter, is probably the most requested of all my Morning wood men. I’m not sure why because he is clearly suspect. The fact that most women don’t know a suspect down low brother is not a surprise to me.
The down low epidemic is a major problem within our community. So I decided to post these pics as a public service to all those sisters who don’t have a clue. The following pics are captioned with common sense signs that you should look out for.
The biggest sign is: if you even THINK your man is gay – he just might be! Ladies, if you choose to ignore the signs because a man has a hot bod or a killer smile, remember that your life hangs in the balance.
If a man wears more makeup than you, he’s suspect
If a man loves his body more than you do, he’s suspect
If a man has more makeup than you do or asks if he can apply your makeup, he’s suspect
If a man’s hair is hooked up better than yours, he’s suspect
If a man spends ANY time in Yahoo chat rooms, or obsessively checks his Myspace messages, he’s suspect
If a man wears fur – and it isn’t cold outside, he’s suspect
If a man stands too close to another man’s butt, he’s suspect
If a man stays in the mirror longer than you do, he’s suspect
If a man makes statements like, “damn, I’m fine!” he’s suspect
If a man schedules more than 5 photo shoots in a year – and he’s not a model – he’s suspect (gay men LOVE taking pictures)
If a man wears army fatigues on a beach in 100 degree weather, he’s suspect
If a man wears more jewelry than you do, he’s suspect (it’s what’s called “advertising” for other men)
If a man has more clothes and shoes in his closet than you do, he’s suspect
If a man asks you questions like, does my butt look big/small in these jeans?”, he’s suspect
Your man is VERY suspect if he asks you more questions about your male friends than your female friends, or asks, “why don’t you invite your friend Larry over for a drink sometime?” Or he shows too much concern for one of your male friends. Or he asks questions like, “how well do you know him? Is he married?”, etc. A straight man will only make observations about your male friends like, “he seems like a cool dude.”
Your man is suspect if you ever have to ask him, “why are you so worried about my friend ___________?”
If a man gets his eyebrows arched more than you do, he’s suspect
If a man gets pedicures and manicures more than you do, he’s suspect
If your man looks thuggish one day and Metrosexual the next, he’s suspect. Remember, thugs don’t flip flop
See what I mean?
Remember ladies, no straight man will EVER ask you if you think another man is gay. If that question ever comes up, put his ass out!
Oh, my God. This post was right on target and so freaking true. I was laughing the entire time because I use the same logic to determine if a man is suspect.
This is the best post in a long time. Go Sandra!
His haircut alone makes him suspect to me.
I really don’t know who he is but I have to agree with Sandra on this one.
In some of those pictures he reminds me of Sean Combs. Hmmmmm……………
What the Fluck!?
1. Why is this man getting his edges powdered up?
2. Why is there a picture of this nicca sleep on the couch?
3. Why he buy that cat-fur coat at the same Road Kill
4. Outlet that Kanye and Natalie Cole got theirs from?
5. Why he got a t-shirt on that says “Ugly”? (Never mind)
6. Why is the nicca wearing a sarong? (that’s SoWrong)
7. Why is he wearing a Zoot Suit with no drawers on?
8. Was he really wearing a TIE with CARGO PANTS?
9. Why is the nicca sporting a stethoscope?
10. Sandra…WHY!!!!??
LOL!!! I was laughing the entire time too! The one where the guy is applying his makeup-that’s standard in the model/fashion industry. He was probably getting ready for the shoot. Sometimes makeup looks better on a person when they are in front of a camera.
Thank you for this Down Low Public Service Announcement Sandra! LMAO
Is that BLACK SPRAY in his haircuts???? See pics 1, 3 & 4,
Y’all know that black spray that covers bald spots, patches…..?
I had wanted to see Terrell OWENS….he has a gorgeous smile…and a hot body!
T.O. please!
Thanks
Who in the hell requested THIS dude? He has a tatoo AROUND HIS NAVEL. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a TRAMP STAMP across the top of his BUTT too. Really ladies? Are we this IGNIT (the tight lipped version of “ignorant”).
For those who don’t know this “man”, he has been in Tyler Perry’s plays and movies. I had to recharge my Gaydar after looking at these pictures because it went insane!
Sandra, stop entertaining foolish REQUESTS because obviously the chics (if it wasn’t the guys) that requested THIS dude were trying to be FUNNY!
You should come up with a MORNING GLORY WOOD section for guys like this and all other guys who the people at MAC know by name AND who spray their hair on.
REAL MEN DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT ISH- not even on set!
MZN Says:
LOL!!! I was laughing the entire time too!
^LOL you too!I know I was.The tatt around his navel explains it all I’m not even going to go there.
Too funny. He sure is model material. His look changes. In the pic with the hat and the pin stripped suit with the jacket ever so open it looks like he has breast/peck implants.
*GASP* Is this dude wearing a SARONG? Arrest his azz!
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Them lips look like he cant wait to wrap them around a big juicy di…………………………………..
He kinda looks like Ray J.
Can we have Jeff JOhnson from BET
Please be fair …Sandra when you post Morn GLory for the brothers .. have Disclaimers like .. If she poses with her butt cheeks hanging out she a H0E … if she bends ova in more than one pic.. She’s a H0E … if she suggin a popsicle in her Pics .. she a SUPAHEAD H0E …
these captions just messed up my wet dream … dang it to hail !!!!
Am I the only female that finds the fact men (young men at that) are beginning to draw their hairlines in and using Beijing hair dye on their fades, EXTREMELY UNSETTLE LING. If I see nair black stain on my pillow cases and sheets I am snapping completely off!!!
@ Sharonda
LOL! I always look at the navel tattoo on men! I don’t like male models at all…
Anna Says:
Too funny. He sure is model material. His look changes. In the pic with the hat and the pin stripped suit with the jacket ever so open it looks like he has breast/peck implants.
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Checkerd suit.
Man Kymstry it is your day to shine BOO!! I am cracking up at your comments today!!
Ok so basically, Sandra, if a man breathes, he’s suspect right? This guy is definitely batting for the other team, but u’re basically saying that anything ur man does is suspect
I have one more, If a man has a sun or a circle (or anything similar) tatoo’ed around their belly button, they are suspect.
@ Kymystry
Yes, yes! ITA with your disclaimer request!
Mocha, unfortunanetly, by today’s standard, YES! watch EVERYTHING. Hell, I get jumpy in the stomach if my dude’s pinky moves the slighted bit while he’s drinking something. I get emotional if he uses the word “Outfit” and says “Baby I like that color” vs. Baby you look good.
YES!! be aware…be very aware.
I met him before – ugh. Nasty attitude. Super conceited.
…and you know what else Sandra, now that you mention it {and after looking @ all these SUSPECT azz pictures}
Dude is majorly fruity. He was hanging with all young girls at the Reggae Fest in UCLA; August 2006.
I remember you……….!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
who is this man???? Who requested this dude, and why…he’s clearly not into the vajay-vajay…
@ Kymystry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ comment #14 I nearly spit out my mint tea!!! LOL!!!!
Whut up ggouch?!
I agree with number 24 he is sooooooooooo gay
Thanks HunE916 . I agree 100 % !!!!!!
This is the best morning wood post EVER Aunty Sandy!!!! Not because of the pictures of the flay (yes flaming gay) boy but the commentary.
Again I need you to stop putting these homo thugs on here, but because of the high comedic value of this post, I’ll thank you for this one
i don’t even kno who dude is and i’m not sure why i wasted my time scrollin through his pics.
and he aint even all that cute wit his black spray paint in a can hairdo…
NEXT por favor!!!
pic #5 looks like his casket pic at the viewing
Okay who requested to this fruit tart! Im sorry aint nothing about him that says I like P’ssy! Can we get some REAL wood Jeff Johnson, Terrel Owens.
What about that sexy dude from Madea Goes To Jail, the one who wore Kente’ Oil, not Johnson & Johnsons in his hair
you can tell he likes to Wax his pub’s like diddy and thats one thing…but to wear his pants so low to where you can actually tell he shaves…thats just a whole different ball game…(SNAPPPPSSSS)
He may be a suspect in many aspect but he sure as a damn good voice..
#30 said:
pic #5 looks like his casket pic at the viewing
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That’s what you call “casket
crisp”.
I bet he does have a tramp stamp on his ass, like the one I want to put on my “vIRgin’EER” that reads:
“insert here”
My tramp stamp on my back will say:
“if you can read this, you better have a ring in your pocket”
***DEAD***
I will say that some things about Terrell seem SUSPECT. I just noticed that whole tatt around the belly button. Oh so gay. He just needs it pierced now. BUT I do know that he is a young man who is modeling, acting and a recording artist. It’s about putting his image out there by any means. He used to do strictly gospel but then I guess there wasn’t enough money or fan club in that. PLUS, I don’t trust any sexy man that TYLER PERRY hand picks to be in his stage plays or films over and over again. MIGHT BE HIS OWN MORNING WOOD. I’m not about to judge him or marry him but he is definately talented and HANDSOME. I think all women should ask themselves these important DL questions and extras….
LOLOLOLOLOL. too funny. oh he’s on tyler’s show. yeah, i honestly think tyler sleeps with the talent, or he’s lusting after them in hopes of bedding them…..
@ aprilshowers What’s up Ma!
Again, morning wood for the ladies should be reserved for currently breathing, straight, sexy, and above the age of 21 (at the moment of posting). Maybe the gentlemen here don’t mind if the morning hooker…I mean glory swings both ways, but we care.
Who is this guy? Never heard of him
@ candycane….
I don’t know his name but he looks good to!!! He is in Jennifer Hudson video “Spotlight”
I think he is a nice looking gay guy. He can sho nuff sing. Sometimes gay guys are cuter than straight guys.I wonder why Tyler Perry hasn’t picked him up yet????
Wow…he is fine, but he can be as suspect or as full blown as he pleases, because from the looks of it, he ain’t working with much below the waist. One less little dick to worry about, right ladies?
damn thats man hating.
penis envy 101
im sure there is a rush on fat lazy un kept men with bad hygiene. my parents would never let me leave house looking like a homeless man or crack head drunk…..
This was gaylarious. Now Sandra can you please post Wesley Jonathan cause I really wanna see his wood. Thanks (:
umm sorry still he fine gay or no gay bomboclatt he glorious!!!!
I agree ^^^^^
This man is fyne!
haha!
oh well…
To each his/her own, but he does nothing for me. Lord knows I don’t like labeling folks, but that 2nd picture makes him look fruitier than a bowl of Fruit Loops. And, this is what’s passing as fine these days…next!