At first I wasn’t going to post this garbage track because I didn’t want to disturb my equilibrium or cause serious damage to my eardrum.
But a lot of you are interested in this woman’s music for reasons that I don’t understand. To me, Beyonce sounds worse than Rihanna on a good day.
Today’s kids have no concept of what good music is. That’s why the record labels keep releasing this type of trash because they know you will accept whatever they put out with Beyonce’s name on it.
Anyway, I chose Dlisted’s post headline “Beyonce’s Latest Musical Seizure Leaks” as my headline of the week for obvious reasons. Didn’t you laugh out loud just reading that? I know I did! I also laughed out loud when I heard Bey’s track, “Girls (Who Run The World”, for the first time.
If you’re a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don’t have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you! It’s also the song you need to experience if you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to stick your head in a drum. Play at your own risk below:
Pitiful.
I knew you were gonna come for her
took you longer than expected
Honest Sand… some of us aren’t as interested as you think
At first I wasn’t going to post this garbage track because I didn’t want to disturb my equilibrium or cause serious damage to my eardrum.
YET YOU WROTE ALL OF THIS AS WELL AS POSTED IT ANYWAY
TEAM BEYONCE
Knock IT OFF SANDRA!
I
with Sandra. Although I don’t know if I agree with her sounding worse than Rhianna…
I don’t get what it is about Beyonce. Her songs are a not good and this one right here…negro please.
:hugs: @ Cha!
Anybody heard when Project Runway’s coming back on?
Beyonce this is wack! Gotta come better than this. *hits play on my ipod* Wale “Beautiful Bliss”
I don’t like this song nor do I hate it. Folks went IN on this song on NBs site which shocked me cause aint nothing but Bey stans over there.
I think my fav Bey songs are behind her *plays Get me Bodied*
They hyped up this song and it didn’t deliever maybe I will like the 2nd single
Afternoon all
If you’re a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don’t have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you:!
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Why “then this is the shit for you” is so hilarious to me, I don’t know…
yeah the song is wack, hopefully this is the unfinished version.. lol Even if this is the final version she will no doubt sell more records then riri.. haha and i don’t care for Bey or Riri..
@Daisy….i think when it’s hyped up it fails!! hope the video and next single does better.
As a CERTIFIED BEY STAN……..it left a little more to desire.
She still great thou
I can see this song being played for ABDC routines!
I heard this isn’t the final version. I stan for Beyonce’ but this single is not acceptable.
Beyonce sounds worse than Rhi? Really
Oh ok…
Sounds like something I can workout to. I like it.
#sueme
Sandra at least you listened to it…. and even if you half way liked it you wouldnt be honest enough to tell us that
As a CERTIFIED BEY STAN
She still great tho!
Sandra, when will you stop stalking this woman? NO MEANS NO!
Ok I guess well never get a track just like the 1st album….
This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
“To me, Beyonce sounds worse than Rihanna on a good day.”
Now you can not like Beyonce, you can hate this song…but you cant possibly think that Rihanna sounds better than this woman.
I don’t stan for anybody because it’s usually stans that will love and cry for anything Beyonce does, even if it’s sh!t on a platter.
Beyonce’s a great singer and performer but this doesn’t do it for me. It’s all OVER the place. I feel like I’ve heard it all before and it’s not because of the sample.
#ihatechu
That song is wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy wack!!!!!!!
@Cha Cha we think a like!!!
Beyonce needs more people cause this right here is a hot stinking pile of poo.
Yeah, this song sucks. I’m bored with Beyonce & her camel toe husband.
mirs
what i do?
kingstonn says:
mirs
what i do?
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You know!!!!!
#ijustfuggincantwithyouormansazzestoday
Sooooooo
and gone!!!!
West Coast Chick says:
This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
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Wow! You took the words right out my mouth! WTF and she is how old??? C’mon you could I have left this track for Willow….
Where Mathew Knowles when you need him……..
SMH @ Kingston
Here we go…
This is not even the finally product and Sandra knows it…
I will not make a comment about the song until its OFFICIALLY released….
Im sure Bey will be fine and the haters will continue to hate…
———–> Auntie Sandra
@ FrenchGal…
and Willow wouldve killed it too 
Choco aka Hippie says:
SMH @ Kingston
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Shake it hard, Choco, shake it hard.
could I have left this track for Willow
This is horrible becuz Willow is now gonna be catapaulted into STARDOM with very little talent
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I guess I supposed to respond *shrugs*
Choco & Kingstonn – you’ve got mail.
@MIRS
She bring the underground out of all of us
@EB
“Where Mathew Knowles when you need him……..”
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… prolly denying some child somewhere.
Mirs check yours back
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@EB
“Where Mathew Knowles when you need him……..”
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… prolly denying some child somewhere.
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you aint chit Manuel..
I was waiting for one of yall to say she shld have left this song for Williow lol
@Eb
The track has been sampled a lot can’t believe she used it as well
I “stan” in fun only
I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career …I’m sure they could have came up with a better direction than this… this is too child like
Auntie, Beyonce’s songs may be mediocre but the girl can actually sing. Please YouTube her and Destiny’s Child (with the original members, not the knock-offs) singing Amazing Grace live. She KILLS it. Ain’t no way in the world Rhianna is better than her.
West Coast Chick says:
This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
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She knows what she’s doing….she’s getting the kids pumped first…then she’ll drop another single for her adult crowd….
Grown people dont buy cd’s….kids do for the most part….
Like I said….she’ll be fine…Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines…..Folks didnt like Crazy In Love, De Ja Vu, or Single Ladies at first….
But all those songs became number ones eventually……
@West
Beyonce run’s is prolly over I don’t think Jay has to sabotage her career I mean to me she was always a stepford wife
Does it really matter what the song sounds like? I mean, at the end of the day shes still beautiful, spoiled and Rich! She can do whatever she likes!!!
BEY might need to just hang up the towel and go
@Chi…
You are right. I didn’t like any of those on first listen. Beyonce is very strategic so you prob right. Get everyone hyped up and then she will drop the real business
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra, when will you stop stalking this woman? NO MEANS NO!
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Does it really matter what the song sounds like?
if at the end of the day she still wants to be spoiled and rich – I mean great she has Jay but that is how she became famous
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OFF TOPIC: Anyone heard from Wonder Woman a.k.a. Brown?
@Therapist
No but I think she had some family personal issues to deal with
chibytex says:
Here we go…
This is not even the finally product and Sandra knows it…
I will not make a comment about the song until its OFFICIALLY released….
Im sure Bey will be fine and the haters will continue to hate…
———–> Auntie Sandra
@CHI
“Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines…..”
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You think people DO those routines???
@CHA
Did you not see me hug you earlier
West Coast Chick says:
I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career …I’m sure they could have came up with a better direction than this… this is too child like
Really…. how so? Just what is Jay doing again
therapist1911 says:
@Chi…
You are right. I didn’t like any of those on first listen. Beyonce is very strategic so you prob right. Get everyone hyped up and then she will drop the real business
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Its what she does everytime….and it works….
If it aint broke dont fix it…. I bet the video is gonna be HUGE!!!!!
I remember when she dropped “single Ladies” everybody was like that songs suzx and Bey dont fell off…blah, blah…but then in like a matter of weeks EVERBODY was doing the dance….
@Choco…
Hey whassup!
Yeah I know her father passed away. Just wandering if she returned to SR. I’ll send her an email.
This is the new sound her people were talking about
I’m sure the clubs with play this garbage but if this is her comeback single she’s done.
West Coast Chick says:
This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
EXACTLY!
People need to stop taking up for this airhead, bobble head, blow up doll!
@Therapist
When you do let her know we are thinking of her and please
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHI
“Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines…..”
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You think people DO those routines???
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Nigga she had the entire PLANET doing the Single Ladies dance….even
the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES had the hand movements down…
Yes people do her routines in the privacy of their own homes….
Um…What the f*ck is this chit?!
@ manuel
what routines? like her booty bounce in Crazy in Love or the Single Ladies dance? of course they do.
YSO …
Yes ppl do those routines haven’t you seen all the ladies boys now they even wear her costumes
@YSo….watcho mouth lol
Whassup with u?
DIdn’t like 100 women in London perform the Single Ladies dance at one time?
@ DoNotDeleteMe…. the funny part is, I like Beyonce… I used to think she was the best thang out there… but this shyt right here, nicca
I think its a cool track. I mean i thought Single Ladies wasn’t that great but when I heard her sing it live I saw the jazz influence which made me like the song. Lyrically its not moving, but vocally, I think she got a winner.
BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out.
@CHI
“You think people DO those routines???
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Nigga she had the entire PLANET doing the Single Ladies dance….even
the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES had the hand movements down…
Yes people do her routines in the privacy of their own homes….”
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Ain’t fluckin way.
Maybe the kiddies, but ain’t no GROWN AZZ MAN doin that chit!
@ Chi………….NOT the entire planet!
I hate Single Ladies with a passion!
Get My Bodied, I will break a sweat to but that fuggin Single Ladies gets turned from anytime I hear the beat.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CHA
Did you not see me hug you earlier
BISH I been said Hi to you in the Elgin post
You know I would neva leave you out, you is my errrythang 
ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?
Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!
Yso!
I honestly only like about a 1/3 of what Bey releases. I think she’s ok but, I honestly don’t get all the hype.
therapist1911 says:
DIdn’t like 100 women in London perform the Single Ladies dance at one time?
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I liked the single ladies song… thats song was cool, fun, sexy..but, this shyt right here,
aint it
some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*
I always liked Sinlge Ladies I said it was a catchy nursery rhyme. When I like a Bey song I like it off 1st listen. None of her songs grow on me. We all know she is going to sell regardless cause of her name along. Selling records never automatically equals good music to me. If I like u as an artist u can sell 5 cds long as I have one of the 5 copies I’m good. I didn’t like Saha Fierce and it looks like I won’t like her new cd but you fans/stans enjoy it all the same.
@CHA
everytime I saw you post 
like this bish don’t see me 
I kept
@ Cha…………..You didn’t speak to me and I popped my coochay 7779311 times for you.
and shyt
some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*
You are on detention 
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I think she wanted to get that last bit of “Umph” out of her system before she becomes the Celine Dion of R&B
to show these Bishes she’s still got it. and can we let them finish the song first…DayuM! Lord knows if it were an unfinished track from Screechannna our brains would explode like them martians on Mars Attacks!
@BLU
“BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out.”
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You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
@THERAPIST
You know I fux wit you; but I can’t fux with this “song” right here.
Bey gone get put on my “Typanic Terrorist” watch list along with Rih if she keeps this up.
Great. Thanks to Beyonce and this song I might be fired from my job because the Link Sandra put was attached to DLIST website and their site is considered ” Mature ” if you know what i mean and i think ya do. Thanks Queen Bey for hastening my demise at my job possibly smh. Oh and the song is a MESS. It will NEVER grow on me. Beyonce has officially fell OFF.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cha…………..You didn’t speak to me and I popped my coochay 7779311 times for you. and shyt
manuel
STFU.
@KINGSTON
“some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*
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Yeah, might get the face slashed or something.
Let’s face it Bey will never be Janet!
ICYTIFF says:
I think she wanted to get that last bit of “Umph” out of her system before she becomes the Celine Dion of R&B
to show these Bishes she’s still got it. and can we let them finish the song first…DayuM! Lord knows if it were an unfinished track from Screechannna our brains would explode like them martians on Mars Attacks!
@ Cha……………My bad, I had left that post and chit. YOu know I need glasses!
:hugs: @ DIMPZ
I liked most of “B’Day” but I can usually take or leave Bey.
ya’ll stupid..#thatisall
Kingston …please disconnect your keyboard from your PC and power off your IPAD and lurk the rest of the day ….please and thank you…
Chacha, but love, you shouldn’t get offended when somebody doesn’t like something she puts out. We all have our personal taste. If you had a less than favorable critique of someone I like, honey feel free… life goes on
76 Man, I just don’t care™ says:
ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?
Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!
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I thought I was the only one that noticed that.. and beyonce knows it too.. that’s why she wears those reveling dresses with the split hiked up to her pelvis and shyt..singing all in his face … just disrespectful
LOL @Yso….i’m indifferent about the song. I honestly can take it or leave it.I was just fukin with ya
On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention. Luckily my momma taught me not to feed into bullchit
Cha ChiZZle!
@ ace
why? i still have to do my work…
@THERAPIST
We cool. We cool.
I’d like to go home…
@WEST
“ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?
Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!
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I thought I was the only one that noticed that.. and beyonce knows it too.. that’s why she wears those reveling dresses with the split hiked up to her pelvis and shyt..singing all in his face … just disrespectful ”
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Then she be “gazing all in a nigga eyes” and chit! I know Obama den had the “Presidential Blow Job” or something from Beyonce!
Nigga be cheezin like Chester Cheetah whenever Beyonce around.
I think i’m gonna do some imatation gravis…
Kingston your up first…
HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says:
Chacha, but love, you shouldn’t get offended when somebody doesn’t like something she puts out. We all have our personal taste. If you had a less than favorable critique of someone I like, honey feel free… life goes on
Girl please… Im not phased by the 45434, 454545, 55454 comments and opinions about how Bey needs to hang it up and exit and who she is and aint gonna never be…. your right LIFE SURELY GOES ON… I still fux with all of you. I LOVE BEY because I DO and she could bust out of a brown paper bag and sound like she singing underwater ANNND I would still be like that SHYT RIGHT THURR GOES and I will pop my coochay, shake my azz and gyrate on the floor to it all day and night
Everybody is not gonna like everybody! Its obvious the TRUE BEY STANS are outnumbered on here but some of these comments are ridiculous IN MY OPINION. So carry on, Im entertained 
@CANDI
Where YOU been?
I don’t think Obama wants Bey – but IDK
u always wanna go home
it’s telework week here, they are encouraging it. i already asked to telework friday. i won’t actually be working tho
Welp, it’s time to go…
**signs off**
:raisedeyebrow: @ ACE
@yso i’ve been at training and off. the site has sucked lately so i’ve been on other sites
therapist1911 says:
On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention. Luckily my momma taught me not to feed into bullchit
@Candi
Don’t judge me…
@Choco….what’s funny? did I do or say something?
@Candi….hey pretty girl…it’s spring break for the kids & me so i’m chillin
On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention.
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yep, all for a few chuckles. i say this all the time about twitter too.
*singing* It’s like Candi
Heyyyyyy bew-beeta. What it do????
*cartwheels 20 times just for Candi*
sup therapist, i long for the days when there was such a thing as spring break. even in grad school i didn’t have a spring break bc i had a job
@Cha Cha..
thanks! I know they want a response. But it’s not that serious. When I log off here I go home and enjoy my life. They on a witch hunt….so be it!
It’s all love! I guess SR needs more entertaining topics *shrugs*
@Therapist
It was your response re: attn I bet you everyone is amused by it as well you know it’s all love :hugs:
@ Yso…………I agree with you on BDay but, I take it as a “fluff” cd. I mean she can carry a tune a lil better than some of her peers but, it ain’t like Whitney in her prime or no shyt. For me anyway.
@ Phro……….Can you call my manager and tell her you need some help getting home?
*twerks it to the floor and has a hard time getting back up* my body is sore from powerflex at the gym
sup with u mirs?!
HI CANDI RAIN…….. Dont go to any other sites
there is nobody there loves you LIKE I DO check out chacha lubs candidots . com 
@ ace
imitation gravi? you gonna post a squirrel?
@CANDI
Yeah, it kinda has.
I can believe Beyonce wrote this song….Elementary lyrical content.
Sounds like Beyonce Circa Destiny’s Child. No growth whatsoever!
I like Beyonce but at first listen I am not feeling this song. The beat is nice the flow is nice the lyric’s suck. Need to see the video but lyric’s will still suck.
Hopefully the album will be better.
@candi…
well this the first school I’ve worked for where they want Admin to work during Spring Break. So I go in for a few hours and the rest I work from home (read go to the gym and answer emails from my phone)
She shouldn’t burn her bridges with song writers.. beyonce is talented, but in a manufactured sort of way
@Dimpz Roger that!
*flies thru the air, pauses and does the black swan routine and lands in cha cha’s lap*
our love will stand tall as the trees!
@Choco oh aight
@phro i will be in NC this weekend, spot me $10 fill up my tank yo
@THERAPIST
You wanna take mine for spring break too? I’ll pay for the shipping and everything.
candibfly says:
*twerks it to the floor and has a hard time getting back up* my body is sore from powerflex at the gym
sup with u mirs?!
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*makes it rain for Candi*
Same shat…..They been making me work here lately, and I don’t like it one bit.
whomppp.
hey phro!
i miss your wit when you’re not here…
@Choco oh aight
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Dayum son should I put up the fists – you sound like you about to eff me up
YSoSerious says:
@THERAPIST
You wanna take mine for spring break too? I’ll pay for the shipping and everything.
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If you ship yours away, can I ship you mine via fedex??????? Please?????
@mirs the nerve of them! my boss is retiring this month so she’s been less anal *kicks feet up*
@Yso….lol I love ya but nah I don’t do kids during Spring Break, Chrisstmas Break, or Summer Break. My niece wanted to come visit, I told her I was gonna be out of town. (lie)…. then forgot I told her and she found out I was home!! (which means I have to write a check to make her happy again……women!!!)
@Torae bey doesn’t write her songs…
**STANDSINTHERAPISTFACEANDDOESTHEOOOHOOHHDANCE** HOW U BEE SWEETCAKES
<<padsudownpeencheck
BEY IS THE FUKN QUEEN U HEAR ME
OH AND HI TO ALL OF YALL AND CHIT!!
candibfly says:
@mirs the nerve of them! my boss is retiring this month so she’s been less anal *kicks feet up*
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#imhatin
(which means I have to write a check to make her happy again……women!!!)
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that’s what you get for lying
*sits in an oversize sombrero filled with mexican jumping beans* laker! como estas?!
@Choco….not at all lol not my flow! I’m peace, love and serenity!!! I do yoga to keep me centered from the scalliwags and jiggaboos. I just didn’t know what u were laughing at that’s all. We good
@Mirs
I mean dayum I gave him a hug and chit
LAKER LOCO
is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed?
@THERAPIST
Well, I’m not happy that you ain’t accepting free kids for the break and since you writing checks and chit… :holdinghandout:
I do yoga to keep me centered from the scalliwags and jiggaboos. I just didn’t know what u were laughing at that’s all. We good
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LAAAKKKKKKEEEEERRRRR….mi mujer la bonita or some chit like dat
@CANDI
There is but I’m keeping my sideline comments to myself.
is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed?
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@Candi
That’s all your tank needs??? 
@Kingstonn Sorry babes…
@candi **rollsupinanchickenenchilada with chesee** hey mami
just cuz
@choco
@therapist this yoga chit i tried it once ummm lets say im not flexible enuff for it **soarazz** but get it man!!!
THERES THE WORLDS MOST FLYEST HYNA *Jumps on you and plants 856 wet kisses for LAKER LOSA
@Yso…i just wrote my last check *side eye* gotta wait for the bank to send me more
@therapist my beutiful woman u got it right **fipshair** how u been lookn all nakid and stuff in ur gravi…
QUE?? im always lost tho so yeah
@candi
@yso
Candi you are making me laugh just by laughing
@phro i mean that’s all i put in it
but was that a yes? 
@Candi
it’s not subliminal…i’m fully aware. I just roll with it. Bc u know…..I got better chit to do!!!
okay. i’ll bite:
@ therapist
are you gay boo? it’s okay.. i just never heard of a man who stans that hard for Beyonce. don’t take this the wrong way, i just find it funny how hard you stan for her. but trust me i meant no harm.
@THERAPIST
Uh huh.
Chit I meant Candi Apple
@Laker….I taught elem spanish to Special ed students one year. Was hoping I got that right
@Therapist
You have me feeling weird now like when I laugh at your comments you think IM LAUGHING AT YOU – but I was laughing at jiggaboos and scallwags
:hugs: @ LAKER
How you been?
@CHACHA MY BELLA
***PUZAZAYPOPS10XS** HOW U DOING??
@Candi I got you babes….
candibfly says:
is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed?
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bey tends to have the effect on blogs/ people
@Kingston
If you meant no harm, you could have been asked instead of the high school mean girl bullchit yall been on.
Me liking be has nothing to do with who I fk in my bed. Don’t get the correlation. Don’t even know why I’m a topic or a passing thought.
Phrozen1der says:
*Closes Piano case* I’m out!!!!!!!!!!
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@therapist
@yso yeah i saw it, i guess there aren’t enough posts so ppl have to create entertainment :rollseyes:
anywho, the site has fallen off *back to my other sites*
@Mirs @WCC
candibfly says:
@therapist
@yso yeah i saw it, i guess there aren’t enough posts so ppl have to create entertainment
anywho, the site has fallen off *back to my other sites*
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don’t leave, come back, Candi, come back!!!!!
@Dimpz
You want to finish writing this paper or me?
@#170
BISH U FINA GET WINDMILD SLAP!!
IF U ARE OR NOT CAN U STILL SHOW ME THE YOGA AND THE BEY DANCE **MAKES APPOINTMENT FOR BUTT INJECTIONS** 
IM READY TO JIGGLE TO THE FLOOR!! EVERY BEY STAN CAN DO THE OOH OOH RIGHT AND THE FUKN BOOTYLICIOUS!!
@THERAPIST WELL THE ESPANOL WAS GOOD
@YSO BEEN TRAVAJANDO AND CHIT U KNOW TRYING TO BE GOOD SOMETIMES WORKD FOR ME
@Choco……nah u can laugh I was lost. That’s why I assked that’s all. lol I’m really an easy going laid back dude. You laugh at me or with me….chit yall been doing that everytime Kingston make the comment.
Surely yall don’t think today is the first time I was aware of it.
kingstonn says:
okay. i’ll bite:
@ therapist
are you gay boo? it’s okay.. i just never heard of a man who stans that hard for Beyonce. don’t take this the wrong way, i just find it funny how hard you stan for her. but trust me i meant no harm.
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@ Phro………..Where you goin?!
@ Ace……………I think you better get on that.
Beyonce has regressed. At 30 she should have more mature content that will stand the test of time and not just the moment. You have acts with less vocal ability putting out quality music. IE Rihanna. Say what you will about her voice and stage performance but you can’t deny that she puts out good music. Keri Hilson, Even Ciara has better music content. Beyonce has to realize that the same fans that she had at 21 have grown with her and are now 9 years older. We need better music. I used to be a die hard fan but after Dangerously in Love, she just kept losing me after each album. “I am” was a good effort but she promoted only the ghetto wretchedness which she thought everyone wanted to hear. Which was a mistake. Anywho, Im just anticipating the new album, hopefully she has more to offer on it than this shit. So disappointed. This song is far from Crazxy in Love and even then I was 21 so it was hot then to reference men as boys while belting out elementary lyrics. But now that I’m older and have experienced more, I need more. Hell Bey done got married, fucked, and all and still she can’t articulate any of it like a big girl in her songs. Ridiculous.
@Therapist
I laugh at everyone’s expense even my own FIRST- now what she has done in the past has more than likely went over my head – today IS the first time I actually caught that! I laughed at the your first comment about attn becuz it was sarcasm at it’s best and then the scallywagg and jiggaboo chit took me back that the movie back in the day
@ therapist
uh huh. you’re right. i could have.. but i found it funnier to do otherwise. so next time perhaps instead of funny subliminal messages i should just come right out? gotcha.
& like i said earlier, i never knew any straight men who come so hard for a female who is loved by ladyboys. i hear dudes like ‘yeah.. i wanna f*ck’ but they never speak on her talent. but maybe you break the mold?
@Laker….I don’t know the Bey dance nor can I give butt injections lol I can pinch ur butt and teach u yoga.And u can teach me more Spanish bc they taking over the gym!
I need to learn how to say get the fk out my way so I can bench press in spansih
@THERAPIST
NO TE ENOJES 
I THOUGHT U SAID U WAS ALREADY 
DON’T MATTER U STILL LOOKS HAWT IN UR GRAVI
@ACE Why does Journi Smollet look like bride of Chucky in that pic?? That is NOT @Kingstonn’s look-alike
(sighs and wanders off elsewhere too)
@ ace
lmao.. who df is that? she no look like me son.
@Kingston….whatever
@Choco…you good, I do the same thing. I can laugh at my own expense also. You good. So like I said it’s all love. Not directing any misguided anger towards you.
@Choco
@Dimpz To read the newspaper
Kingstonn is resding my thoughts today.. no harm to anyone, but I was thinking the EXACT same thang!
@THERAPIST IT’S A DATE!!
**PINCHING BOODY SOUNDS NIIIICE** #NASTY I TECH U THE ONLY THING I KNOW SPANGLISH THEY UNDERSTAND THAT CHIT TOO!! JUST TELL THEM NEXT TIME “MUEVETE” <<MOVE OR IF THAT DON'T WORK "LA MIGRAAAAAA" THAT ALWAYS GETS US MOVING EVEN IF WE DO GOT A GREEN CARD OR PAPERS 
I
THERAPIST
I
CANDI………..now dont you click that X……. we need all the real bishes here we can get!
PHROZENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IM NOT GOOD FOR A FRESH BROWNIE TREAT TODAY
why dont you love me!
Don’t get it twisted either. Ppl keep saying this ain’t the finished track. News for you, the finished sounds just as bad. LOL All they do is tweak here and there, the garbage lyrics stay the same ppl. :violin::hurl:
I thought Ace had an albino man for his gravi
THEM NEXT TIME “MUEVETE”
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Why do I say this to my lil chi chi and sheetzu and they understand
Trucie says:
Beyonce has regressed.
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LMao at Laker…..you da best maMA! I wish others would look and keep it moving too. It’s enough of me to go around.
@ChaCha
Als up next…
@ choco
that’s supposed to be me.
CHa CHa…I heart u too. I’m emoticon illterate
@Therapist Good :hugs:
and #PEENGRAB <——— that is where my head be most time on here 
@ Ace………..I don’t see the resemblance either.
@Kingston
that albino man is you 
@KILLACE when I saw that I was like EWWWW but since I know ACE I was whatev : )
dimpz
your son is so frigging cute!
i just wanna pinch his cheeks
kingstonn says:
@ choco
that’s supposed to be me.
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Oh, ok… 
@ace eww ugly pic who that be???
enuff u say…. i agree i member one of the upclose pics and u looks lickable 
<<onthecheek
@therapist no problemo i likes to look
@Laker, I will try thaat. I’m on my way to gym now! It better work!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BLU
“BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out.”
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You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I aint dat damn slow.
@Choco…..nasty girl lol
@ Kingston….Aww thanks! That’s my bestest bud.
You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I aint dat damn slow.
:hugs: @ Blu
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I missed this
@Choco…..nasty girl lol
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@BLU
You makes us wonder sometimes though.
@blu the purrty ones can’t always be smarkt
<<peencheck
West Coast Chick says:
I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career
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Yeah you know how narcissistic people are
He can’t take his wife’s shine 
Has beyonce lost her crown putting out
music 
@ Choco………You know how you always say how sweet autistic kids are? Let me tell you what Jay did to my daddy yesterday.
My mom went to McDonalds and bought Jay a Happy Meal
Daddy: “How you get a Happy Meal and she didn’t buy me nothing?”
Jay: *pops fry in mouth* “You ain’t me.” *keeps eating*
he took my daddy off his friends list last week.
@Choco I feel like the retarded cousin …LOL.
I feel like the retarded cousin …LOL.
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u could feel like the sexy shirtless cuzin…..
MzD….your son has Autism?
@phro my mom instore fear in me aka respect from day uno i wish i would even look at her the wrong way or squint for that matter chancla be flying across the fukn room and hit me in the eye…
@ phro
HELL NAH. my mom still puts put to my brothers ass when they act up. even the 18 yr old gets knocked around.
Bey has always been average but she is so over hyped by the industry and these damn stans. She is cute but you can find cute at the local Kroger especially in Atlanta. I don’t think Sandra meant vocally she sounds worse than Rhianna, but as far as quality music, they are on the same page. Unfortunately, our oldies but goodies will consist of Pon Di Replay and Check Up On It. Idk why they keep listing Rhianna as RnB, knowing she is a watered down Pop singer. She’s the new Brittany. Beyonce is going to be screwed with this album. She no longer appeals to the teeny boppers and the grown and sexy could care less about her booty shaking in support panty hose.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Choco………You know how you always say how sweet autistic kids are? Let me tell you what Jay did to my daddy yesterday.
My mom went to McDonalds and bought Jay a Happy Meal
Daddy: “How you get a Happy Meal and she didn’t buy me nothing?”
Jay: *pops fry in mouth* “You ain’t me.” *keeps eating*
he took my daddy off his friends list last week.
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@Dimpz
I LOVE IT!
I told you they are smarter than the rest – yet very caring
@BLU
I keep saying you are the student not the teacher :hugs:
@Laker Right!!
This little boy attacks everyone,spits in his moms face and everything! They talking about he needs help, I’m like you’re damn right he needs his ass shredded!!!!!!!
@Kingstonn Right! I’m like his mom’s is weak and his daddy is a bytch!!! Aint no way in hell!!!
@ Therapist………..Yeah, He’s high on the spectrum, really functional, but yes.
@dimpz has jay been kicking it with alex?? my bro got told the other day too over some fukn chicken nuggets my momma got him “chill out tio not that sirious and u not me tita loves me”
@Dimpz
why did he take your Dad off becuz he asked him about his happy meal 
Wait
@BLU
“You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I aint dat damn slow.
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LOL! I was just making sure mayne! You know it be the simplest chit sometimes bruh! LOL.
@ Phrozen I watched my mom DDT my brother for standing up like he was gone “do somethin”
My Momma dont Play I had to pick the switches<— Goodie Mob Voice
awwww Jay is too much… sweet
Is it bad to eat this Chic Fila combo before I go work out??
Phrozen1der says:
@Blu be asking them questions and putting it on the kids…
This little boy on Dr. Phil this AM had me ready to fuvk him up!!! He was 8 years old and had his mom and dad scared of him. I spoke to this lady at work yest. this chick said she left Charlotte,and moved to Florida to escape her abusive SON!!!! WTF?! Is my mom the only one with the Marvin Gaye’s daddy syndrom?? #TeamMyMomWhoopsAss #TeamIdontplaywithkids #TeamLeavethatfuvkawithmefortheweekend!!!!!
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I’m #teamiwillwhoopyoazzandtakenames
#teamiwillwhoopabystandersazzthatgotsomethingtosayboutmykickinazzandtakinnames
#teamimthe
athandinoutazzwhoopins
@kingston hispanic moms kick ur azz at 30 my granny broke a broom on the back of my uncle head
and she was mad cuz she had to chase him talkn bout “pendejo im running wat if i fall”
@ Mirs………..Last week my daddy was going off on my brother, who has serious issues and my brother got up, grabbed his coat and left. When my dad went to sit at the PC, there were two index cards.
Top card:
Dear Pops
You are not my friend anymore. You were very mean to lil R and hurt his feelings and made him leave.
Bottom card:
My Friend’s list
Brandon
Pops *line crossed through it*
Then they played Halo later in the day and he told him he guess he’s still aiight so, Pops made it back to the friends list.
@Phro
My momma didn’t even give whoopins. She had 4 boys of her own and 2 of my auntie’s boys. She would go in with her hands. Gave me my only black eye.
*tries to forget the mallet massacre of 97’*
@Phro
Nope I will bust my children in their heads with the quickness REAL
@MzD….I was just reading up on Autism Spectrum. One of my kindergartens was diagnosised and I’m working on interventions and accomodations for the teacher. He is on the Pervasive Developmental Specturm.
Would love to hear what strategies you have used that have worked with him as it relates to learning and social interactions.
@ dimpz
awwwww, but those are really the smartest kids! does he have asbergers or.. ? and he has my name too so he’s a cool lil dude..
Yall should’ve heard him go in on my sister about coming in late last week. LOL
@Choco and @Phro noooooo that really be the students. Im not ashame of my questions
Choco you always talkin bout me….luckily Imma thug and chit , so i can take it…lol
@laker Im tryin to get it right before I take it off
tries to forget the mallet massacre of 97?*
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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Mirs………..Last week my daddy was going off on my brother, who has serious issues and my brother got up, grabbed his coat and left. When my dad went to sit at the PC, there were two index cards.
Top card:
Dear Pops
You are not my friend anymore. You were very mean to lil R and hurt his feelings and made him leave.
Bottom card:
My Friend’s list
Brandon
Pops *line crossed through it*
Then they played Halo later in the day and he told him he guess he’s still aiight so, Pops made it back to the friends list.
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Awwwwwww he is too cute!!!!!! Well at least he got put back on the friends list.
Choco you always talkin bout me….luckily Imma thug and chit , so i can take it…lol
Who I am to talk right 
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:hugs: You know I wove you but you be sayin some crazy chit
My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I’m against “spankings.”
**another form of child abuse**
Is it bad to eat this Chic Fila combo before I go work out??
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If you don’t mind having a cramp then feast away
Did ya’ll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled “Im Gay” … true story….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I’m against “spankings.”
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^^ why you should whoop your kids.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I’m against “spankings.”
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@Dimpz
Jay was hurt for his uncle they feel soo deeply that is sooo funny and cute!
Resentful of these veiled shots at my upbrining!
I spank my kids and I was spanked – I think more kids need to be spanked today
@WEST COAST
“Did ya’ll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled “Im Gay” … true story….”
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Bow Wow going by “Lil B” these days?
cha’ll tom’bout?
Choco aka Hippie says:
I spank my kids and I was spanked – I think more kids need to be spanked today
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Some of them need their azzes WHOOPED
Hey All!!!!
@ West Coast
Who is Lil B????? Is that the girl that was on Ray J’s show helping him find a “love” interest???
@ Therapist…………Only thing I can say is ALOT of patience and time. Figuring out what worked for him and what really aggrevated the shyt out of him. There was a time where he would just throw fits, not like break stuff but cry if stuff wasn’t his way but, I would “talk him down” and coerce him into doing certain things moreso by being extremely passive, damned near begging him. The older he gets, the easier things are getting for him though. He was in special ed all day, now, he attends regular academic classes and spends the rest of the day in special ed.
@ Kingston…….Yeah
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WEST COAST
“Did ya’ll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled “Im Gay” … true story….”
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Bow Wow going by “Lil B” these days?
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HIS & JAZZY!!!!!!!!!
What it do ladies?????
@JAZZIEST
Nice gravie.
Now if only the camera was posistioned directly behind you…
Mirs I concur
@jazzyiest Jazzy you from Florida???
@ Choco
I think more kids need to be spanked today
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In actuality more of these kids need to be BEAT. The ish they’re doing these days calls for beatings…regular BEATINGS!
jazzyiest says:
Hey All!!!!
@ West Coast
Who is Lil B????? Is that the girl that was on Ray J’s show helping him find a “love” interest???
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No, not her
This is a young boy from the west coast.. a rapper
I whoop my children and the children of others I check bad kids in the store. Kids need whoopins
Jazzy! *humps the bounce and body outta ur hair* how u been?!
@Mirs *sets up pole* its been awhile bew *get’n ready 2 make it rain*
@ his
Choc!
hey luvmuffin<3
@Phro
That kid HAD TO have been WHITE!! I moved out of my momma’s house at age 21 on Jun 14th, 2007 because she decided I was still young enough to get an azz whupping for telling her I would get to some sh*t when “I get to it.”
Bish was choking me out in the damn bathtub (in front of my nephews) and the police came and said one of ya’ll got to go! So I locked myself in my room and packed my sh*t and had the police escort me to my vehicle in case she wanted to get slick.
That was at TWENTY-ONE!! At EIGHT…. you guys would’ve never had the chance to meet me.
That 8 year old just needs about 10-15 mins with my mother.
@ Jazzy how you been baby? I see you posted a pic just for me. Stop thwoing yourself at me You can Get it!
@ALBoy Right!
@Therapist Nah, anything Chi-Fil-A is good!
@ Mirs & Choco
Hey Lovelies!!!!
@ Man
Where have you been dude? Last I heard you got banned.
@ French
No, I’m from Houston.
My momma used to work 2 jobs so it was up to us to get up and go to school. Of couse we started ditchin and hangin out. This particular time a couple of us and close family friends stayed up late getting
so it wasn’t no going school that day. I had been in trouble so my momma came it there and started beating folks in their knees and ankles while we were sleep……………
Kids need LOVE and ATTENTION and chit like that! Being ABUSED ain’t goin help ’em!
**glad my mom ain’t abuse me**
*doing the pepperseed over to Kingstonn*
bish whats up with that coffee? #MadOffended
@SASO That’s wild, but it be’s like that. And he WAS White!
@Man I was def. NOT abused but I use to get an attitude adjustment when needed! Say what you want but it made me who I am today.. Obedient,AND Respectful!
@ West Coast
OK…Well maybe it’s moreso poking fun at things that people do that seem gay or something. I don’t know.
I really can’t see a rapper coming out with anything declaring they’re gay but hey…you never know.
@Jazziest
Yes this 15 yo just shot and killed her mother who was in the army and just got back home… in the back of her head while she was watching TV becuz they had an argument over her 17 yo bf – WTF- then they said the girl invited her bf over after she shot her mother and left the body lying around for about a day! See back in the day that child would’ve already been beat slapped upside her head and some more chit – at the first sign of arguing and really tho you raise a kid to have her kill you – when MOMZ know best SMH
@ his
oh no. i seem to be an offensive bully these days… making people go to different sites and what not. so if my coffee offended you, i sincerely apologize.
*pokes Jazzy in the eye*
incase u didnt see my salutations..
@ His
Working and lurking mama! I missed y’all though.
@Kingstonn, who did u run off the site?
@ His
DAMN!!!! That hurt! *Runs to the restroom for Visine*
^5 to Sassy’s moms.
I will fluck a kid up, especially my own, whether they grown or not.
<——azz whoopin head nod.
because she decided I was still young enough to get an azz whupping for telling her I would get to some sh*t when “I get to it.”
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My daughter is 24 and she would’ve got the chit beat out of her also – There is only ONE QUEEN IN MY HOUSE
@ his
@jazzyiest oh lol you look like a friend of mine from Florida…..
West Coast Chick says:
She shouldn’t burn her bridges with song writers.. beyonce is talented, but in a manufactured sort of way
Ding! Ding! Ding! She has burned so many bridges and now nobody wants to work with her only for her to profit off of their talents. It is a shame. Who gets sued every CD they drop? Also, I see Joe Camel trying to get some songwriting/produer credits off of the back of his stepford wife. So sad! I wonder how she will do without Matty strong arming the music industry?
@Man
Naw, hon. I wasn’t “abused.” I was just “checked” occasionally. And that sh*t worked!!! Worked so well that I will be “checking” my kids as necessary when I have them.
In my entire family, there are only TWO people that went their whole life avoiding a beating….and both of them are crazy as hell, can’t hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could’ve prevented all that.
@JAZZIEST
“Where have you been dude? Last I heard you got banned. ”
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I get banned every other week let some people tell it. Call me crazy, but I almost think you was “missin a nigga.”
I was busy a while back since it was tax time and chit.
@ Al
You know I do it all for you boo.
LOL
*Looks over shoulder to make sure His didn’t hear that*
whoopings are good for the kids’ soul
… its almost like campbell soup 
@ choco
i love my moms but.. she crazy.
….this is why i moved out at 18.
My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted. That ment right now I’m
and you better stop
Candi Apple <~~~~~~~ not offended Just a name on a blog.
I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain’t want it with her.
@Choco
That’s why I moved out that day! LMAO! Ain’t moved back in since! After that last fight, I was feeling like Ms. Sophia from the “Color Purple.”
“…all my life, I’ve had to fight…”
I got the hell up out of there! Shug Avery (my cousin) let me go stay with them until I got my first apartment 1 week later.
mirsmommy says:
I saw my Moms fight a dog.
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aww.. why?
@Kingstonn!
chu meannnn?
@SASO hey bew
@Jazzy, its nice seeing ya on the online bew
@ Mirs
I’m sorry but I can’t do your gravi. It’s all sorts of wrong!
@ Man
You were missed. Where else can I hear snide azz comments from? And what does tax time have to do with anything? Don’t tell me you work for Uncle Sam?!?!?!?
Cuz the dog wouldn’t get out her room when she told her to.
#momsiscrazy
and both of them are crazy as hell, can’t hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could’ve prevented all that
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@ Kingston
Yes I moved out at 19 but chit I knew it was time
@MIRS
pls provide details of how she fought that dog
Jay Z will be a fool to cop to writing that buffoonery…. they betta say Willow wrote it
West Coast Chick says:
whoopings are good for the kids’ soul … its almost like campbell soup
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I concur.
jazzyiest says:
@ Mirs
I’m sorry but I can’t do your gravi. It’s all sorts of wrong!
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Yall gonna stop hating on Fancy.
@ French
Yeah, I’m a Miami fiend. I try to get there once a year for Zo’s Summer Groove but I may not be going this year.
Candi Apple says:
My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted.
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@ mirs
are you for real? ahahahahahahaha. sound like my crazy grandma (dads side). she would fight the strays that crept into her yard and stole her mangos. LOL
@Sass I went thru that chit the otha day with my daughter said some slick chit one too many times and I had went at her throat like a pitbull – that chit will build up I normally let her get her lil say but not all the time – she is staying with my mommy for a lil
@ His
Thanks beautiful! I’m glad to be back
@ Kingston & Choco
I moved out at 17 and never looked back. My mama was crazy as hell! She’s cool now but back in the day…NO MA’AM!
mirsmommy says:
I saw my Moms fight a dog.
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Oh- pardon my manners!
Real Nigga Roll Call!
His! *fondles bewbs*
Kingston!
Choco!
Laker!
Phro!
Therapist!
Ace!
Man!
Jazzyiest!
WCC!
Mirs!
Candi Apple!
Blu!
French Gal!
Dimpz!
Al!
Awesome!
ChaCha!
Candi!
Yso!
IcyTiff!
Chiby!
*gasps for breath*
Did I miss anyone?!
Times have really changed…the few times my parents got on my nerves, never once did I think to murk them…people need to understand the difference between abuse and discipline. Discipline is a must.
@ mirsmommy says:
jazzyiest says:
@ Mirs
I’m sorry but I can’t do your gravi. It’s all sorts of wrong!
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Yall gonna stop hating on Fancy.
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Well if that’s fancy I’d hate to see what unfancy looks like.
@Sass
You are not cute with your roll call
@Jazziest
My daughter prolly think Im crazy and I am when I feel disrespected!
*Slides on to the bottom of SASO’s list like I’ve beenhere the whole time…*
@Choco
Don’t choke her in the bathtub! She’ll be scarred for life! It may just be time for her to move out.
I knew my time was up in my mama’s house when she wrapped her hands around my neck. I promptly vacated the premises after that.
Ain’t finna kill me in my sleep and sh*t.
@ jazzy
girlll me and my moms are best friends now that i don’t live with her. she would make me do EVERYTHING and never give all 4 of my damn brothers a chore… and i got tired of that chit so after i graduated and we moved up here, i got myself an apartment and never looked back either.
*makes adjustment to “Real Nigga Roll Call” list*
PSP!
*wink*
Choco aka Hippie says:
and both of them are crazy as hell, can’t hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could’ve prevented all that
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@ Kingston
Yes I moved out at 19 but chit I knew it was time
@MIRS
pls provide details of how she fought that dog
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@Mirs
Did she grab the dog – or drag it how did she fight and did the dog fight back
@Mirs
@SASO
Sassy
OFF TOPIC: I’ve had two close male friends tell me I need a spray tan Im soo damn pale it’s weird
@ Still
Did I miss anyone?!
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I highly doubt it. Hahahahahaha!
SASO
you did that… You are the ROLL CALL QUEEN … SUP BOO!
I walked all the way to my car to take a nap for my lunch break and forgot my keys…now Im back here talking to ya’ll
Im one sleep deprived grumpy azz bish right now
HIS HOLD ME ……….. HIS…..HIS
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Mirs
Did she grab the dog – or drag it how did she fight and did the dog fight back
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I know, right! I wouldve been looking on in complete horror… what kind of dog was it.. how old were you.. I need a visual
mirsmommy says:
I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain’t want it with her.
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o wow who won that battle?
Cha Cha
I walked all the way to my car to take a nap for my lunch break and forgot my keys…
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Hells naw
@WCC @Choco Ya’ll silly as hell!!
ok other sites are wack too and i have an hour left so i’m back
West Coast Chick says:
Candi Apple says:
My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted.
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do we have the same parents??
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Probably not because when my dog looks at me wrong I twitch
but I can tell you were raised right 
hey everybody,
I just stopped in here for a giggle…
@The Rapist–I didn’t see if anyone answered but I’ve talked to Brown and she’s cool…
@ChaCha
I would’ve been pushing pass eveyone on the wat back inside..
way*
@Sassy
wasssuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp….lmfaoooo @ real nugga roll call.
And a healthy fear is always good. More times then often that requires you to whoop yo child’s azz.
My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
But my mom gave me whoopings I deserved.
@ Kingston
My mama was just a bish to me. SERIOUSLY. That heifer was just mean. She realizes it now because my brother gives her hell. He’s not bad but he doesn’t like to do his schoolwork, is lazy as shit…just crazy. She never had those problems with me and just realizes that while she was tripping with me over little shyt that she really has big shyt to trip over now. That was 10years ago though and we’re good but that was one crazy heifer. LOL
That was suppose to say “More times than not”…
It was a German Shepherd mixed with a Doberman. I was about 13 years old. I think the dog realized Mommy wasn’t playing, once she punched her, snatched her up by the collar, lifted her in the air, and shook the shyt outta her azz. Bish ran out the room with her head ducked low, and her tail between her legs.
#bishgotserved
@JAZZY
“You were missed. Where else can I hear snide azz comments from? And what does tax time have to do with anything? Don’t tell me you work for Uncle Sam?!?!?!? ”
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Ain’t nothing wrong with missin a nigga babe.
Uncle Sam? Yeah, something like that. But unless you in Louisiana and deal with Environmental waste, you safe from me.
heyyy sassy! how are you pretty mama?
sup PSP? I saw Drake Saturday.
i don’t recall ever getting spanked
but i was the good daughter, my sister got the brunt of my mom’s wrath :-/
Mirs
Mommy grabbed her by the collar, picked her up and tried to shake the **** outta her. Mind you, the dog was 75 damn pounds. Me and my sister had to try to break them up.
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you cant be serious
@sassy i got punched in the eye when i accidently said “i will get to it wen i **punchslapandpushedtothegroudn**
but it tought me respect and that the world don’t revolve around me and my needs 
she ran off candi 
#messy she was askn therapist sum and candi said she going to another site or sum like that IDK 
@his
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Therapist…………Only thing I can say is ALOT of patience and time. Figuring out what worked for him and what really aggrevated the shyt out of him. There was a time where he would just throw fits, not like break stuff but cry if stuff wasn’t his way but, I would “talk him down” and coerce him into doing certain things moreso by being extremely passive, damned near begging him. The older he gets, the easier things are getting for him though. He was in special ed all day, now, he attends regular academic classes and spends the rest of the day in special ed.
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Thanks. The parent wants a full time placement right now. I’m leaning towards granting it. But I want to put some things in place before and progress monitor. Otherwise, we have to pay for the full time private special education school.
The lil kid is such a good guy. I’m glad you have a handle on it. Special Education is all about patience, so I’ve learned to be very patient in my 9 years of being an educator.
@Choco naw, just go play outside in the sun. lol
MsOnederful says:
mirsmommy says:
I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain’t want it with her.
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o wow who won that battle?
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Mommy
My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
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Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin’…
@Candi I was treated like the bad child, go figure!
@Sass no she was blocking me – but yeah it was time when you are in your twenties you really think you have arrived an know everything no offense I thought so too especially since I moved out at 19 but not the case!
That sounds like my grandma for real.
She was gangsta as fluck with her wooden cane.
sassy where u get ur windows tinted?
@PSP
Mr.BluPhi says:
@Choco naw, just go play outside in the sun. lol
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with lots of cocoa butter on
@phro *squints at u* i can see how that would happen
@Kingston… GET OUT!!! and then what ? What chu mean ‘saw’ him? Did you speak, introuduce yourself, throw panties, WHAT!!
nikke216 gmail.
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
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Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin’…
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
candibfly says:
sassy where u get ur windows tinted?
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I know a spot that does the whole car for $80, with a warranty.
But I’m in Jersey.
@Candi Not me, I just ALWAYS spoke my mind. You never need be concerned about what I’m thinking because I’d surely tell it…
kingstonn says:
heyyy sassy! how are you pretty mama?
sup PSP? I saw Drake Saturday.
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was he acting gay?
blu i’m convinced those stories about ur students are really about u
I think the dog realized Mommy wasn’t playing, once she punched her, snatched her up by the collar, lifted her in the air, and shook the shyt outta her azz. Bish ran out the room with her head ducked low, and her tail between her legs.
OMG girl I had to do my pit like that once Im crazy strong when MAD 
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I can not breathe
LOL @ Phro rushing past ppl
@mirs where in jersey? my bf lives in nyc so i go frequenlty, jersey ain’t no thang!
@blu 13 ok papi u are officially the sr slow student!!!
Points at CandiPants.. she said it (I was just thinking it)
THIS POST IS LOADING TO DA** SLOW!!!
@phro as is expected i was the good child that did what was told and never got into trouble *adjusts my neon halo*
@ PSP
girl nothing happened. he was just chilling at the birdman after party to Wayne’s concert. looking all sexy and shit…
@BLU
Im afraid to do that it’s odd my doc thought I was anemic but I’m not he put me on Vitamin D tho you can see my veins through my skin like Im so dayum vampire
@Choco
I’m talking that mean shoulder dip too…
candibfly says:
@mirs where in jersey? my bf lives in nyc so i go frequenlty, jersey ain’t no thang!
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The hood, aka Newark.
@kingston Was he just as cute? I kinda like the scruff on him?
@mirs *packs up my bullet proof vest* what’s the name so i can google it?
@blu
Peeing in the bed at 13?! YES- You NEEDED your azz whupped!!
@CandiApple/PSP/WCC/Cha
Hello! Thanks! I tried to get everybody!
@Kingston
I’m fine beautiful and you.
@Candi
This spot called “Tint, Inc.” Did the whole car for $120 plus comes with a lifetime warranty.
“…niggas be rolling, they hating…..trying to catch me ridddding dirrtyyyyyy…”
@Candi As did I, I was academically and athletically gifted etc… I worked while I was in High school graduated on time, and went to college.. Ummm I’m the self proclaimed best child ever!!!
@BLU
Hun…Peeing in the bed is not nothing if you’re capable of waking your big azz up and going to the bathroom. I would have got my azz whooped for that too.
My four year-old still has accidents but when my older one was still wetting the bed at six and seven I didn’t whoop him cause of where he came from and he was still adjusting to life with me.
I did make him wash out his own sheets and pissy pjs with his own two hands though. He started getting his azz up after doing that a few times.
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
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Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin’…
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I had a bladder problem….. #DontJudgeMeMyNugga …LOL
@ wcc
no he was not.
@ PSP
he’s really scruffier than the pictures. you know if he looked terrible I’d be the wrong one to let you know.
@Laker
LOL! Your mom and my mom must be the same person!
OFF OFF OFF OFF
Does anyone know what you need to do to setup your business as “Business As” ??? am I even saying that right????????
ooh no Not Newark…. You go in with a car but come out with a steering wheel. You should just take the windows out and have them tented and then put them back in your car later.
@sassy in glen burnie? the place that removed it was gonna do mine for $130 but they ain’t say nothin bout no warranties
@Blu
Oh HELLL NAWWW!!
You did NOt have a bladder problem! How was you a grown azz man still peeing in the bed?! Were you scared of the dark or something? Had the boogeyman in your closet?
What was the cause of that! I got a beating the last time I peed in the bed……at 6!!!
@ SASO whats up baby
Candi whats up Its double coupon day somewhere lets go!
@Ble (399) You’re reaching….
@CANDI
I never caught a whipping either.
@Candi
Yep! Glen Burnie! Comes with a lifetime warranty on peeling, bubbling, cracking, fading, wrinkling, or turning purple.
look at phro over here braggin
@Phro….I;ve said the samething to my sibilings *I’m the best child ever, I was never in trouble, always into school, and kept a job. First to move out, go to college and to top it all off….I’m the only one my parent planned to have”
Maybe that’s why them muffaggas never give me a xmas or bday gift
:hugs: @ SASO
I seen you shout me out about a thousand comments back.
You go in with a car but come out with a steering wheel.
So true
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@French Gal
“DBA” = “Doing Business As?”
You need to go to your state’s website and fill out paperwork and pay the fee for it.
@AL sup with u
<—- head nod u got any coupons for window tint?
@man perhaps u should have been
@SASO Some kids have over active bladders, or their bladder at the time is smaller than it should be. Thus when in a deep sleep, you are totally unaware of your bed wetting. Some even experience dreams of being on the toilet,or water hoses and probably swimming all of these can cause the bed wetting during your sleepy state….
@frenchgal u new :coffe:
@sassy my momma did not play at all she is 5’4 and act like she big and get all up in ur face in a min
sassy u got a four door right? so thereotically mine should be cheaper since i have a 2 door
Hey Yso! & Al!
@YSO and @Laker
I had DAMN bladder problem. LMFAOOO… Hell, sometimes I don’t wake up now.
Naw, Im jus joking.
@Candi
@Therapist
Yeah that could be why.. I’m the first to do it all,my sister then followed. Once she gets her Masters i’ll then call her smarter than me.. But until then….. 
@Candi
you suppose be on my team
@Al (hey!) #415….Say it ain’t so.. I thought that’s how you potty train puppies?
@SASO and Frenchy I thoughtyou firsthad to get aan LLC license and then your comnies can be named under that umbrella….
For example: SASO,LLC DBA Frenchy’s Pub
@Blu You was dead ass bruh!!
Hey SASO! Saw the nugga roll call
@Blu….ummm somethings you just don’t share dawg
@Al….he put ur face in the wet spot…..that’s CHILD ABUSE lol…did it work?
@Al
Your dog treated you like you were a puppy! That’s what you’re supposed to do to dogs to teach them not to go in the house- rub their noses in it!
@Phro
I used to have dreams of being in the bathroom on the pot in my sleep and would wet myself. That last beating at age 6- stopped all that COLD! I still have dreams regularly of using the bathroom when I’m sleep- but now, my body wakes me up before I even get close to going.
@Candi
Yep-should be cheaper! You got the 2-door altima?! I hate chu!! LOL! Do you like it?
phro u are really knowledgable about bladder issues
@ phro
aw, you’re the nerd in your family too? so am I. you think I wouldn’t have got fussed at as much but no. she was happy when I got my scholarship though.
sassy i like it, its cute, but sometimes i’m like why the fvck didn’t i get 4 doors! when i’m trying to fit something in my car.
@PSP
That is correct. But her state website should give her all the information on that. I filed for an LLC on Friday. My fee was $100 but I think it varies from state to state.
But it does have to be an LLC first.
@ Candi Not yet but I want to get tint on my truck so I will have some by the weekend but you’re a chick just go to the hood and tell the dudes at the tint place something nice and they will have you ready for the streets for lo lo prices!
@al we did that to our puppy and then hit him on the nose did daddy hit u on the naris????
@therapist did u scream “LA MIGRAAAA GUEY”
@Phro….i guess i need to start apologizing. My Bday is in 3 weeks.
@Laker…ur mom sound like my sister. short and fiesty
@Phroz
Yeah i was the best child ever too…..but thats because I am the only child.
I never had to share my mamas love =)
@SASO Exactly!
@Candi
*Miss Doubtfire voice* “Cause I use to be one” 
@PHRO
That’s exactly why I believe in whoopings but not for stuff like bedwetting or even potty training.
But they should have SOME kind of consequence to teach them that they can’t just piddle all over the house like a puppy.
There is a big difference between discipline and punishment.
@Al ohh damn. Thats border line abuse. LOL
i was kidding blu
Mr.BluPhi says:
@YSO and @Laker
I had DAMN bladder problem. LMFAOOO… Hell, sometimes I don’t wake up now.
Naw, Im jus joking.
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:eyeroll: You aint joking, nigga.
@Candi
I test-drove one, but I got in it….and the salesman had to help me get out of it! LOL! It was too low for me! Was sexy though!
@Kingstonn LOL! ALl goodie though
@Therapist Yeah, let me know how that works out LOL!
@Blu Nah, you were’nt the fave they liked your best friend more
Yea It didnt work I just kinda grew out of it by 7. Yea it was child abuse. I been trying to forgive him but if I see him in the streets he better hope I got my kids with me because other than that Im Paralyzin that boy
@al the place i went to the vietnamese dude with one front tooth did it, nig wasn’t checkin for me!
i think i’ll try the place sassy was talm bout. i need that warranty.
@1911
Im not ashamed….. lol
@Phroz
I dont know how old I was when I stop peeing in the bad. But I do know I stop kinda late.
@Candi
I just called and inquired- it’s $100 even (tax included). #Helpful
@ Lake he punched me in the stomach
sassy i’m already low to the ground…and i had to pump my seat up
@YSo Agreed! You spank someone who pees while they are alert, not someone who was ASLEEP! That thing that wakes us, does’nt always work for everyone….
place i checked they doing lifetime warranty for 135
i
sassy!
they best not try to quote me nothin different either! i’m gonna roll up there with a print out of this wall
@therapist she is very ummmm short temper she tells u once wat she wants u don’t get it right its ur azz!!
@Blu
Understood..
@BLU
Sooo…You’re a spoiled mama’s boy that wet the bed at least until junior high…You’re lucky you’re pretty.
Pee clothes? *logs off*
@YSO
“There is a big difference between discipline and punishment”
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A good ol fashioned “time out” can go a long way.
I’ma ride my HUFFY to D.C. and get that bish tinted…eff these gas prices!!
Im glad my pain could bring so many of you People JOY!
@Candi
They won’t! Just call and set up an appt to come in. They don’t change their prices up. You spoke to Travis.
ALBoy says:
@ Blu My dad used to push my face is the wet spot I was 5
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@PSP
Dead ass!
@ALBOY
Let me know when you run into that nigga…I got a bat with his name on it.
Abusive bastid.
@Candi thats what Im talkin bout
@Sassy we gon fight
@CandyApple again Im not ashamed …LOL
but if I see him in the streets he better hope I got my kids with me because other than that Im Paralyzin that boy
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Awww :hugs: @ Al so he also punched you in the stomach
@al dizzzam ur papa was not playing wat is it about men and lil boys that instead of spanking they always punching in the arm stomach
my uncle said u punch boys u spank girls…
Mr.BluPhi says:
@1911
Im not ashamed….. lol
@Phroz
I dont know how old I was when I stop peeing in the bad. But I do know I stop kinda late.
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have you had any recent accidents??
@phro that’s what i been doing, riding my bike (i got a free bike from my co-worker #winning #umad) from my co-worker, i can’t keep buying gas! (eventho i spend my $ on other stuff but get an attitude when i’m on E)
@Candi
What color is your car (interior & exterior)?
Be careful because I got 35% and my car and inside is Black….and it looks so dark that I’m nervous everytime I ride by a cop now. LOL!
Even in the sunshine on Sunday, you could still barely see in my car if you’re leaning on the glass window. So…..if your outside & inside is dark, it may be smart to get the 40% to be safe.
@ Phrozen I decided friday when I filled up for 70 ( I had 1/4 of a tank) that it was indeed time to start cycling again back and forth to work
I’d rub that 8 y/o YT boy from Dr.Phil’s head in a bed full of someone elses pee and then beat him for it with his badass!!!!
YSoSerious says:
@BLU
Sooo…You’re a spoiled mama’s boy that wet the bed at least until junior high…You’re lucky you’re pretty.
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Im not spoiled. I had a bladder problem. And thank =) lmfaoooo
@ choco
oh yeah. Rio is doing fine. he had a hernia but they fixed it: )
sassy its dark blue and the interior is gray
the tint i had before was so beautiful :crying:…and illegal here
fvckin MD
@WCC LOG THE FLUVK OFF!!!!!
@CANDI I was counting miles this weekened heading to my prophytes bday party!
@ALBoy I’m about to get back in my running shape, and sprint every damn where!!
@ Al… Kudos to you brotha
.. I hear you mention your kids, and from what I can tell.. the cycle has been broken! 
real talk
@ wcc
you silly!
@ Kingstonn
what I do dis time?
Nah My dad was on that dope so he probably thought I was trying to rob him or something :shurg: he was all the way crazy!
@ Phrozen
I would whoop him back <— like Mother used to 
aint no tightining up your back <—Slave Whooping
Whatchall talmbout
If you had pee clothes up until your senior year of college and you lived to tell about it, that ass was spoiled!!
@Al
Damn! You too?! I filled my tank up last week (with the free $100 gas card I got in the mail from the dealership I purchased my car from…
….but when that meter read $72, I almost had a stroke! See when the next time my car gets filled up, ya hear?! I REFUSE at these prices!
@BLU MAMAS BOY!!
**scratcheslakerdadyofftoaldaddysleepingweapon**
@AL UR DADY WRONG THAN A MOTHA FUKKA FOR THAT!!!
@YSO IS IT ALL METAL IF NOT I GOT A SPARE ONE
@phro i was coming back from nyc and stopped in jersey (they have full svc not self) and nig actin like he was annoyed i was only putting $20 in the tank. fvck that, somehow i will make it to md on $20…and i did
i mean the light came on but i made it safely
If Obama don’t do something bout these gas problems in a second…
candibfly says:
@mirs *packs up my bullet proof vest* what’s the name so i can google it?
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Sorry, I stepped away for a min, but looks like Sassy hooked you up.
Phrozen1der says:
@WCC LOG THE FLUVK OFF!!!!!
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@Kingston
have they released him yet
Thats wassuppp
@ALboy
Refrain from speaking to me!!!!!!
@ WCC preshate that
Phrozen1der says:
@ChaCha I would’ve been pushing pass eveyone on the wat back inside..
Yeah I was kind of rude, I aint hold the door open for folks three steps behind me
Dont you hate when people do that shyt to you though… 
rude fackers
candibfly says:
sassy its dark blue and the interior is gray
the tint i had before was so beautiful …and illegal here fvckin MD
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#ionlyfluckswithlimotint
@Candi
Ig your interior is a lighter gray, you may be okay! You had 35% before, right? MD gets on my nerves heavily with these damn tint laws. You can’t help it if your car comes from the factory with 5-8% on it BEFORE you add the 35%!
You may can ride the 35% though. If you’re worried about having to remove it again- get the 40%, though.
@Candi
I cannot with you… I thought I was a gas abolitionist but you are a gas NAZI!!!!! 
@ChaCha I’ll get right up on them so they’d have to pull the door to close it on me, which at that point means you hit me and we must now FISTACUFFS!!!
man i already had to have that shty removed, i’m play it safe cause i might snap if i gotta get it removed again
@phro what?
i mean $20 is all i had, but God looks out for His children so I was able to make it
When I worked at the hospital i woould always see Lil kids 4,5,6 y/o on the psyc ward talkin bout their parents couldnt control them Im like they dont have switch trees by your house? I would beat that back! they would love me for it later
@Candi
I lie to you not- I forget that all Jersey’s gas stations are full service. The first time I stopped at a gas station up there in 2008, this guy started coming towards my car- I thought he was gonna try to rob me/rape me so I got scared sped off! And when I went to another station- another guy was standing at my window like: “gas?”
I wouldnt wind the window down and was like: “I don’t have any spare change!” Then he said: “no- we’re full service.”
Then I remembered hearing my cousin once talking about how all Jersey’s stations were full service…
candibfly says:
man i already had to have that shty removed, i’m play it safe cause i might snap if i gotta get it removed again
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Im undecided on whether or not to get tint – I want it but somehow I think it will look odd with a silver car – and I don’t want that reflective mirror type chit either
sassy its lighter gray, i’m go with 40% this time
can they put some rims on my shty and add a back up camera and some bluetooth shyt in my car…for free too?
@Candi
I dig it, God knows how much I can handle. And he knows I cannot handle being stranded. #TeamNoTurnsduringtheworkweek!
GAS is crazy high….chit don’t spilt over to CHAP STICK. It’s $2.99 now. Damn pertroleum
my previous car was silver and it had dark tint (got stopped for it but it was legal…nig gave me a warning ticket :mad:) and it looked good, got compliments
StillASassyOne says:
@French Gal
“DBA” = “Doing Business As?”
You need to go to your state’s website and fill out paperwork and pay the fee for it.
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Ok so you’re saying i have to LLC first???
I’m not ready to incorporate but I do want to register the company….
ugh i think i’m making this harder then it seems
Phrozen1der says:
@ChaCha I’ll get right up on them so they’d have to pull the door to close it on me, which at that point means you hit me and we must now FISTACUFFS!!!
@Mirs
How are you able to see at night while driving with the tint that dark? This is my first car having tint on it and at 35%, I was STRUGGLING like hell to see out my back window the first night.
In MD- they’d have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It’s happened to people I know before.
@ALboy
@Therapist You better buy that big ass jug of vaseline, and keep filling up your empty carmex canisters.. #Helpful
StillASassyOne says:
@Candi
I lie to you not- I forget that all Jersey’s gas stations are full service. The first time I stopped at a gas station up there in 2008, this guy started coming towards my car- I thought he was gonna try to rob me/rape me so I got scared sped off! And when I went to another station- another guy was standing at my window like: “gas?”
I wouldnt wind the window down and was like: “I don’t have any spare change!” Then he said: “no- we’re full service.”
Then I remembered hearing my cousin once talking about how all Jersey’s stations were full service…
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I remember years ago, when I took my first road trip. I was in PA, and stopped to get gas, I got PISSED when no one came over to pump my gas. Showed my azz at that gas station, and was like,
when I was told it was self serve. 
dang mirs u a gangsta!
5%? 
I would beat that back!
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@LakerChic yes ma’am I am new to posting (only because i forgot my password) but i’ve been a lurker for 2 years
therapist1911 says:
GAS is crazy high….chit don’t spilt over to CHAP STICK. It’s $2.99 now. Damn pertroleum
i hate full svc. i don’t need u to pump these $10!
are u supposed to tip them? cause i sped the fvck off and got back on the turnpike
In MD- they’d have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It’s happened to people I know before.
Which is why I play by their rules cuz they don’t play
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#TeamBigAssJarOfVaseline
It has so very many uses.
@phro #Unhelpful lol i ain’t doin that hood chit. But bet a nugga keep up with thhis tube of lip chap or just have crusty azz lips
@Choco
I think it’ll look good. And the reflective mirror type tint is illegal in DMV so don’t even think about it.
@Therapist
You getting gas for $2.99?! WHERE!?!?!? (Or was that a typo and you meant 3.99?)
@Candi
LOL! Uhhhh- prolly not free. I have all that on my car…but best believe they got about an extra $5k out of me for all that stuff! Went in there for a new car at $20K, left out with it at $25k! They got me! But I love it though!
@French
Yeah- you’re prolly making it harder. You don’t have to incorporate yet. You can’t “DBA” on an “INC” company. It has to be an “LLC.”
@therapist1911 2.99 ?????????
it’s 4bucks by me in Jersey ok not 4 but 3.57
@Cha Cha…Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back
@Yso…….#nasty
Since we’re trading stories…………..How’s about Sunday, my brother asked my to give my one year old nephew a quick wipe down before he took him home. So, I take him in the bathroom, strip him down, and start to lather his towel. Bless his sweet lil devilish heart, the lil demon decides to take a leak ALL over the flippin floor.
#BoysInMyFamilyNeedATalkingToo.
they be makin moonshine, can i make my own damn gas?
Um…There is a
in case this one is loading to slow for y’all.
@Mirs
LMAO! You got embarassed because they weren’t full-serve and I got embarassed because they were!
@Candi
Umm- I think you are supposed to tip them. I do.
@french well hello there then
ALRIGHT FUKAS IM OUTIE YALL HAVEA A GOOD ONE AND THE CHEAPEST GAS HERE IS 2.75
@Sass
Thanks I had it on my black one and it was legal so it didn’t look so dark but I hate when ppl can see my face or I see them staring at me
ya’ll be having me rollin over here- LMAO
ya’ll be having me rollin over here- LMAO
Oh well you can’t love everything your fav puts out, BUT she still is the Queen and will remain on top. While she was gone she gave others the chance to shine. All they did was flop. So one bad song, as some of you call it, will not make her lose her crown.
sassy, oh, well he was actin saddity bout my $20 so i said fvck it and sped the hell off (after i got my gas), best believe i ain’t stoppin in NJ again unless i absolutely have to
LMAO no FAM….a lil tube of CHAPSTICK is $2.99 not gas. Chap stick is made with pertroleum there for chap stick for my dry azz lips prices has as well since gas prices are increasing
Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back
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I know you meant bike but that chit sounded funny
dam neva mind 3.75 chit blame it on therapist
*just read all comments* smh
Sending girlie kisses to Baby J’s cheeks!
StillASassyOne says:
@Mirs
How are you able to see at night while driving with the tint that dark? This is my first car having tint on it and at 35%, I was STRUGGLING like hell to see out my back window the first night.
In MD- they’d have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It’s happened to people I know before.
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At first, I couldn’t see shat, now I’m the
at navigating with my tint. 
We do not tip full serve
Pay them your gas, and tell em good day.
@THERAPIST
I ain’t nasty.
Just practical. 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back
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I know you meant bike but that chit sounded funny
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had me
@ Sassy, I rode through MD almost two years ago, with my fresh tint, still had the “Do Not Roll Down Windows” stickers on my window buttons.
But I only rode through on I95.
@ Crazy………Want me to send him for a visit? LOL
@ Cha………….I hate when ppl do that too. I be wishing to be on the elevator by myself like I own it and shyt.
@lakerchic thanks
@Dimpz, of course you can send him. I love sweet kids…
@ChaCHa
Ole late face ass ho3!!
@Therapist
@Yso It sure does, elbows,knees,ankles, and feet
@ dimpz
check your email Hun.
@FRENCH GAL
“Ok so you’re saying i have to LLC first???
I’m not ready to incorporate but I do want to register the company….
ugh i think i’m making this harder then it seems”
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What are you trying to do?
oh boy co-worker is blasting the new Bey track……..
Lemme say goodnight lest I have folks thinking they ran me off the site
Night!
@Man my partner and i want to register our company so that when we start getting checks cut it can go into our account and for taxes purposes i guess…….
@Candi Night babes!
600 posts huh?
and noone told me to come back in here….
<– This is my imitation of @Al…Cool Laid back….yet can be an Ass at the same time
(I think all the recent Chester Cheetah commercials are great…)
Good Night Twin!!!!!!!!!!
*thinking* Mature folks can’t get “run off”.
Good morning! Happy 420
There’s a whole version on youtube. Its was fast as hell though, IDK, I gotta hear the real version to really say if I like or not. But damn, whats up with the whole “girl” thing these days? Aint no women left?? lol