According to TMZ.com, former Baltimore Ravens player Orlando Brown has been found dead at his home in downtown Baltimore. He was 40.
Brown, an imposing figure in the NFL, was famously injured in 1999 when the ref threw a penalty marker that struck his eye. The injury was severe and some say it derailed his career.
The cause of death has not been disclosed.
Oh wow! It’s so many people dying lately.. R.I.P.
So wait, somebody that’s supposeded to call you out for being an ass acted an ass and put this guy’s eye out? Wow.
RIP
Damn whats really going on
@ FeFe..what do u know about Sparkle LOL
@ FeeFee.. is that “Sista” in your gravi?
@Ty and WCC
@Ty
I meant to tell you a couple days ago that you owe me, you owe me like an hour from laughing my AZZ off to you saying Jay-Z’s boxers should have four holes…I had TEARS in my eyes! You are STOOOOOOOPPPPPIIIIDDDDDDD!
MZD I luv the gravi
Sad.
I remember seeing that game (I could feel it) where the flag went in his eye.
*getting ready to attend a non-cliquish lunch*
Wait a minute, is this photo supposed to be a fashion statement?!
DayuM, He’s from here too… RIP
another young person
Seems like nothing but sad news lately.
RIP ALL THESE DEATHS
OMG another person, wow RIP, and I just read where they found several bottles of prescription drugs in the room with Vesta smh, hope it was an accident.
YALL ::::: where are you !!!!!!! I need a US BILLING ADDRESS
@Fe! aww im about 2 get my Sparkle vhs out…i’m not loving the idea of a remake
i just know that they are gna fugg it up 
i cant with the death post…its dark and rainy outside..today sucks ballz!
@ Vero – you have a LOT of mail….I didn’t even send them all either!
FeFe says:
@Ty and WCC
Sparkle is my MOVIE! I heard they are doing a remake soon…
@Ty
I meant to tell you a couple days ago that you owe me, you owe me like an hour from laughing my AZZ off to you saying Jay-Z’s boxers should have four holes…I had TEARS in my eyes! You are STOOOOOOOPPPPPIIIIDDDDDDD!
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LMAO. Sorry to disappoint boo but I heard Ashanti was casted in the role of Sparkle. Not sure how true it is though but I will be sticking to the original if true
:wave: @ All
sexyphillygirl says:
OMG another person, wow RIP, and I just read where they found several bottles of prescription drugs in the room with Vesta smh, hope it was an accident.
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RIP Orlando
I keep thinking she was set up. Conviently they found pills. Idk whats the case with Orlando though
Yall still crazy says:
I remember seeing that game (I could feel it) where the flag went in his eye.
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I remember that game too. I hurt for him because that ref threw the flag hard.
The league changed the rules about flag throwing after that.
Yall still crazy says:
Wait a minute, is this photo supposed to be a fashion statement?!
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No, crazy. That is an actual photo. Google it.
Oh hell no they better not cast that non acting non singing heffa in the role of Sparkle….*fainting*
@Ty-hmmmm we shall see dont know why they would set her up but I do hope she didnt kill herself but you never know.
I meant to tell you a couple days ago that you owe me, you owe me like an hour from laughing my AZZ off to you saying Jay-Z’s boxers should have four holes…I had TEARS in my eyes! You are STOOOOOOOPPPPPIIIIDDDDDDD!
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THAT chit was funny!! As. HAIL.
Tatted, i LOVE today’s ! and green is my color. You have skills… I don’t think it’ll look good on me !
I’m not emotionally balanced enough for all these depressing posts…
Since I can’t sneak out like I planned, someone let me know when we have a post up talkin bout death!
@ Tatted….are u over there mixing flavors and colors again? What are u rocking today? That Rose/Peach was the truth lipstick was the truth
and this weather is not helping either, I was going to go to a after work party now imma be in my jammies by 7 eating rum raising ice cream with a corona on the side….lol
*That Rose/Peach lipstick was the truth *
@ Vero – thanks. Green is my FAV color too! i didn’t even send you half of them!
@ Ty – You are crazy. No, I didn’t mix colors. That lipstick was ORANGE!
toady, I have a white lid & light pink crease. LOL
May God embrace another fallen soldier… All these stories back to back are depressing today Sandra Mae. Its Friday and I feel just bout scared to leave my home #letyourloveonesknowyoulovethemalways
lol tatted : keep sending ! do you know Ateya on Youtube ? she’s also a member of this blog. she has nice make up too
@ Vero – I will send some more later…didn’t wanna overload your computer. No, I don’t know her!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Ty – You are crazy. No, I didn’t mix colors. That lipstick was ORANGE! toady, I have a white lid & light pink crease. LOL
I ordered the eyeshadow from BH Cosmetics. I like to mix and make new colors though. I probably need to try lipstick again, I haven’t worn it in years 
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Cute
@DIMPZ why u look like you wanna
somebody bish in your gravi??
ala chun li style!
If Im not mistaken, he played for the Cleveland Browns too, my hometown. A girl I knew, dated him and has a kid by him she tried to be a rapper but don’t know what ever happened with that, she was a model too. This is so sad! May he R.I.P.
Honycoatd says:
#letyourloveonesknowyoulovethemalways
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HONY, i’ve having this “feeling” ever since I got to work this morning, im mad i did not hug or kiss my daughter when i dropped her off at school this morning, im going to my BFF’s after work im hugging everyone in the household soon as arrive! Just got a feeling, don’t know what it is. Hope its nothing tragic
@ TY – I’M EXCITED YOU ORDERED THE EYESHADOW! Do you like it???
That looks like a mugshot, R.I.P.
All these stories back to back are depressing today Sandra Mae. Its Friday and I feel just bout scared to leave my home
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She HAD a good funny, roasting post up…but she ran us outta there!!!
I need a Tiny post today!! I wanna laugh…dammit!
Do u suspect foul play Tami? I haven’t heard anything about him but u never know? Same with Vesta, she mysteriously died like Tina Marie. At the time, Tina was supposedly trying to leave Cash Money.
TATTED!!!
extra tight #HUGGER i will hug the chit outta a bish ask @DAWNSHEEN 
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ TY – I’M EXCITED YOU ORDERED THE EYESHADOW! Do you like it???
Not as heavy and it stays on longer
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@ Cfree
I know the feeling and its not a lie but whatever it is I hope its nothing too serious # bestwishestouhunnie
I kiss my children so much and hold them that they tell me “Mom, I am not your boyfriend.” Or my little girls, tell me “Mom girls don’t kiss so much”
I just love kissing my munchies
ZMT makes me hot. Why are they always showing he most unflattering picture of our people?!
ZMT was the first ones to tell us MJ was dead so I started leaning more towards them, they all do the same thing spread celebrity gossip but thats just my opinion.
Vero
HONY, im always allll over my daughter 24/7 but she is in middle school now and she has asked me to refrain from kissing her in front of the school, Mom its embarassing. Lol
WHAT’S UP WITH THE DEATHS TODAY?? R.I.P.
TIME FOR A SHOT OF PATRON
Same for me @CFREE and HoRny. my son is like ‘enoughhhhh’ or he wipes his face after i kissed him
@SAUCEY I’m witchu!
My son is 4.5 and he LOVES hugs and kisses. This boy will hug any chick in sight. My mom said he gone make her a lot of grandbabies, he already loves the ladies.
*notices that TIFF didnt speak to me*
Zoe : he loves boobs though
Cfree this name fits her PERFECTLY
sexyphillygirl says:
ZMT was the first ones to tell us MJ was dead
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That’s not true. X17online.com was the first to report his death because their photographers were at Michael’s house when the ambulance arrived. I posted X17’s story a full 20 minutes before TMZ posted their story. TMZ has always claimed credit for breaking the MJ news, which is wrong
My 2 yr old does that, he will kiss and hug a chick in a quickie but my oldest he is super shy and he has a specific type of girl he likes. I am always asking him why
I am not trying to choose for him but darn he is way off from me and his father.
@Ty not sure, you never know and if he lived in Baltimore no telling. His girl gave me her CD awhile ago here in Atlanta, her name is Mya. I remember when they dated in Cleveland and they may have even been married, I forgot. I hope it was natural causes! Sad!
my BrownSuga, i thought I read somewhere that you were sneaking out of your office today lol. Hello myDear
I kiss my daughter as many times a day as I can. I kiss her when she sleeping cause that is when she is the most precious! Her sugar is so sweet!!
OMG HONY, my daughter WILL NOT let me hold her hand.. she said mom its so awkward, im 5’3 and she’s about 5’5-5’6 so it looks like im holding hands with a friend vs my child
He’s from DC….WOW I was just talking about him last week. He was HUGE. I saw him a a health food restaurant over the summer and he was cool as a fan. I’m only 5′ 1″ and he was like 6′ 6″ 300lbs. Dang, I hope it wasn’t foul play. RIP.
@ Cfree and Vero
Wow Sandra, 1st time i heard that !! I stopped going to TMZ anyway
Vero, it does
has she taken one of her “breaks” yet today? 
@ Sandra
Can you find a picture where the boy doesn’t have a booga in his nose?!?!? I mean, he is one of the dearly departed. Please and thank you.
Seriously though, two deaths like this back to back and then y’all want to throw my girl Angela in the mix of some ish. I really can’t do this today.
yeah i think so. she was gone for like 30 minutes
*sits here with a bad case of Prince Face*
“….I really miss my homies
Even though they gone away
I know you in a better place
And I hope to see ya soon someday…”
JUST CLICKED ON LOLITA’S LINK
oh joy! *humps Jazzys hair* how u been gawjus?
@ Cfree
hunching:
:jack: <<<< All for u HONY 
jazzyiest says:
and you know I had to go look
@ Sandra
Can you find a picture where the boy doesn’t have a booga in his nose?!?!? I mean, he is one of the dearly departed. Please and thank you.
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dayum you
@ICY
Pour me up!! count down til i’m off of work and it’s time to
and
Darn it! You didnt get the best part
@His
I just clicked your link….
@ Cfree
I just got down from my horny high and ur bringing it back up #realtalk
I am going to need a 30 min break soon to relax my mind
Awwww man, everybody is passing away. d
*Fefe my mama almost NAMEEEDD ME SPARKLE MESSING AROUND WITH SISTA AND nem* I gotta hear that story everytime we watch that movie. loool
What up ya’ll! I’m on my deadbeat daddy random pops up again! :waves*
HONY its sickening, cant leave the house without heels on deck how my 11 y/o gon be towering over me
ICY
I was tryna sneak out but it didnt work
FRENCH TITS
my link was for the fallin homies but Im gonna change it
@ His
Fine boo!!! I’ve been meaning to tell you how much I LOVE your gravi but you know I jump in and out of SR. When you’re in here I’m not and vice versa. Anywho…I love the bedrom/come hither eyes. YES!!!!
@ OHoney
Hey ther honey bunny
I see I’m the only one that noticed the boog. I jsut thought I’d bring it to everyone’s attention. Leave it to Sandra Mae to find the shytiest picture of a ni**a.
DIVINE SPARKLE BROWN!
@ Vero & Honey
I’m telling you Sandra is dead da** wrong for that.
GIRL MY NAME WOULDVE BEEN SPARKLE SCOTT!!!!! GTFOH!!! HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
THANKS BE TO THE LORD FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION!
@HONY idk what happened my moms is 6 feet, well.. my dad was like 5’5-6 idk how they worked that out
@ Cfree
*goes to click on @HIS link*
I’M READY TO GO HOME!!!!
I work with……….
that’s 2. it comes in 3’s. vesta, orlando, ?????,
Divine
My brother named me after his gf! I think that niccah was just tryna get some!
I never met the chick
I thought Jordan Sparks was supposed to be Sparkle
Why do I look crazy to everybody today? I look like a sociopath in my smiling pics to me.
MZD
just post a pic in a tight shirt and that will suffice
Hey guys, if you have a FB send me your screennames so i can send you a request
@ Naija…I heard that too. Said he was tired of her being Pretty Princess Pilar. Bish body is sick though.
MZD
your face is very lovely
I just dont want you feelins to get hurt if someone else says you look like a serial killer so I’m really lookin out for you!
#icare
#helpful
or just state the screenname rather, as you would have no way to send it to me personally lls
@dimpz
you look sweet in all ya pics ! 
but this one here looks like you ready to
a hoe! 
it’s the eyes …look at them…
@ Naija
Wow, maybe that is why Pillar been in NY so much. #damn
Ion never think I said this to you, but I want you to know that……YOU AIN’T SHAT!
Funny, this ‘lil nigga had the momma’s part down PATT!
oh i clicked @his link long time ago and saw that
but that shyt is funny
@ Frenchie…Which one you seeing, the red curly hair or the straight black hair?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @dimpz
love ya hair in the pic!
Luscious is sooooooooooooooooooo helpful!
NaijaGal says:
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Say it aint so
Looks aint everything
@ MZD – I gotta agree w/Brown & Frenchie….YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ‘BOUT RETT TO MURDAH A HOE!
I wonder how long does it take for a marriage certificate to become public records?
@ Tatted which pic you seeing though? Cause I changed it and that’s what they said about the one I had earlier.
Ion never think I said this to you, but I want you to know that……YOU AIN’T SHAT!
Funny, this ‘lil nigga had the momma’s part down PATT!
that chit was funny!!
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That nigga said “you had somebody sleepin in my bed while I was gone to California!”
Tatted thank you for respectin my fanciness!
@WestCoast I heard her & Wiz eloped in Vegas not long ago
@ MZD – Now, i see another pic…it’s with your hair looking like Pocahontas!
@ Brown – you’re welcome.
#memorystillgood
*sideeyes* Bri’Jeet
What yall talkin bout?
Dimpz your gravi looks like you’re some type of samurai and you’re about to teach me how to sword fight
Pochahontas?! Lawd I need to change this one too then!
@ Chibs – when that ‘lil nigga demonstrated the slap to the eye and then jumped back, just like he got SOCKED in the eye…I BOUT PISSED ON MYSELF!
SAM
Wanna 
Ca’mere!
MZD
why you side eyein me and thank you for the accent mark
Wiz is only 24…nobody should marry so young imo
ICYTIFF says:
@WestCoast I heard her & Wiz eloped in Vegas not long ago
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Icy
I heard that too. but then the report changed and said it was his bony ass birfday celebration.. but considering Amber’s tea.. I guess they did get married
#interesting
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chibs – when that ‘lil nigga demonstrated the slap to the eye and then jumped back, just like he got SOCKED in the eye…I BOUT PISSED ON MYSELF!
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That lil boy need his arse beat. Bet 5 his parents the one posted that chit.
Have at you
touche! 
I can not imagine laying up with Wiz, Trick Daddy, Jim Jones. Do these nuccas bathe? How can you later a dirty peen invade your cupcake like that?
(watches HIS’s link and politely taps her on the shoulder)
Yeah…I’m gone need for you to get the fck out before I shoot you in your mothafcking ass.
@ Bri’Jeet….Anytime
@cfree
i really dont care what as long as i cant get as far away from this
job!!!. I so want to be back in California, Thanksgiving is not coming fast enough… now i really need a
@ Naija
I got married at 19 and divorced at 27
He owned a fatburger in Columbia, Maryland and every time we went there my husband would talk Orlando’s ears off. He was very down to earth and friendly he interacted with all of his customers and fans at Fatburger. I’m sad to hear this. RIP Orlando!
@ MZD – did you witness Bri-jeet tryna broadcast a bishs’ gub’ment???
@Lovezoe I have a soft spot for Jimmy…he has such a beautiful smile #judgemeplease…lol
Bri’Jeet and LeBrontosaurus…A match made in ghetto heaven.
SAUCEY
you got somethin you need to get off your chest boo????
#heretohelp
@Hony
but you prove my point 
@WestCoast oh forreal? the things ppl say for some dayum attention, smh. theyre a little too old to be playing married, thats some chit we used to do in high school lol. I was wondering what she saw in Wiz but then i found out that he supposedly earned as much as Drake last year. i didnt know he was gettin money like that, he’s barely on the radio up here
@ Tatted…In the other post right? Bri’jeet ain’t right.
YSO!
I tried to love you today but you’ve forced me not too!
@ Naija…Only time I thought Jones was sexy was in that Oh Boy video after that,
The Knowles house is up for sale in Lake Olympia (suburb of Houston)
$3.5 million 5bed/5bath/2 powder rooms 88885sgft
In case anybody interested in buying
@Tatted I know your wife is one happy woman cause you give her a different beautiful woman to look at everyday…
YSoSerious says:
Bri’Jeet and LeBrontosaurus…A match made in ghetto heaven.
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@ Chi….*in my Marcus from Boomerang voice* Not even if Jesus was selling it.
@ Naija – I’m sure she happy, but she get to catch wind of the sleep & crust in my eye, the atrocious morning breef & the attitudes! YEP, I’D SAY SHE LUCKY AS SHAT!
Vero, I posted this is the Wanda Sykes post for you, but I want you to see it…
Yall still crazy says:
vero says:
If someone sees Yall tell her it went through with my fake address
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Vero, Cool! Thanks Hun
I will be walking in the 5 mile walk on Sunday, Oct. 16th.
Please find it in your heart to gives five bucks.
h t t p : / / main. acsevents . org / site /TR/ MakingStridesAgainstBreastCancer / MSABCFY12National?px = 7950827&pg=personal&fr_id=36059
^^Remove all spaces.
#auntiepleasedontbanmeitsforagoodcause
#auntiepleasedonatetoo
@Bri’Jeet
Hush yo face. You can’t stop loving me. MJ. :hugs:
@Dimpz I’m bored as hell with an hour to go.
Ladies: What’s the craziest affliction that you’ve seen a nigga that holla’d at you have?
When I was like, 13 my cousin (my momma’s friend’s daughter) hooked me up with one of her friends and she was a fine choclate girl…. but she didn’t have any hands.
*exits this post since folks insist on hurtin my feelins*
@ Chibs – don’t THUNK i didn’t catch that “manly-azz woman” reference yesterday w/the shout out to me. I JUST FORGOT……UNTIL NOW!
LOOK MA NO HANDS!
@Dimpz
IF I had the money I’d buy it…sounds like a nice house….
Tatted, you’ve got your ‘Proud, I just rec’d an award’ face on right now (to me)
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi….*in my Marcus from Boomerang voice* Not even if Jesus was selling it.
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@ YallC….5 miles?! I can’t do that!
#OutOfShape
#Fat&Lazy
YALL
i shoulda hhit you up when I did the suicide prevention walk a couple weeks ago!
You can still donate tho
@ TATTEDcutieboobsie
:stop I will not allow this. You are my one and only first and foremost.
*cues* “Woman to Woman -Shirley Brown” @ saucey
Smurfette, I’mma hurt’chu!
Now I’mma be practicing NOT practicing a face in the mirror!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chibs – don’t THUNK i didn’t catch that “manly-azz woman” reference yesterday w/the shout out to me. I JUST FORGOT……UNTIL NOW!
Bish you dont let NOTHING slide…I thought your ass was gone!!! 
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Luscious getcho ass in the
@ LOOK MA NO HANDS! 
@SAM
Sooo…Did you fck her?
When I was like, 13 my cousin (my momma’s friend’s daughter) hooked me up with one of her friends and she was a fine choclate girl…. but she didn’t have any hands.
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Let me think…
@ Tatted..I
Boomerang! 
Honycoatd says:
@ TATTEDcutieboobsie
:stop I will not allow this. You are my one and only first and foremost.
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Oh really Hony
MZD
my walk was only 3 miles and i was in bed sore from 1130am sat til 7pm sun
@Brown That’s not funny. She was pretty as hell. Was a little older than me (16/17) but she stayed sharp and had her own car and everything….
YSoSerious says:
@SAM
Sooo…Did you fck her?
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She musta sucked a mean peen cause certainly there was no jacking him off going……
@ Chibs – I was ‘gone…… I was reading through…..then BAM! I saw that chit. I ’bout spit every morsel of brown sugar (bri-jeet) oatmeal I had in my mouf!
@ Sam….
I got 3more to go 
SamYell JacksEm says:
“and had her own car and everything”
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I will not!
but she stayed sharp and had her own car and everything….
Uhmmmmm How the fukk she drive with NO hands?? 
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@ Sam….How the hell she drive wit no hands?!
Or was it her car and she got driven around? 
@Samwell now how in the hell was she driving with no hands!?! Did you hook up?
@ MZD – that was my part….when Tisha Campbell wanted him to stop buy! LOVED THAT MOVIE….STILL DO!
Brown, whatchu doing with no hands *sideeye*
What’s the info? I always support good causes…
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, it’s easy, there is no rush while walking, the kids cany Heely or ride their bikes, they will feed us nutritious things too. And dagnabbit, if you get tired, you can just leave! *whispers* something tells me it’s really not a whole 5 miles either 
In all the yrs I’ve been doing it, I never felt overwhelmed. The spirit that you feel out there is phenomenal too! There are survivors, and current sufferers as well as people like me who are just there to help… Oh you coming! Hmmmp.
Hey Lazy Phat Azz (your words not mine)
@ Bri’Jeet…You will not but, I did!
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You literally stole the letters right from under my keys….
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chibs – I was ‘gone…… I was reading through…..then BAM! I saw that chit. I ’bout spit every morsel of brown sugar (bri-jeet) oatmeal I had in my mouf!
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I was thinking since she wont let it go anyway and you know folks round here record EVERYTHING I might as well throw her name in there!!
@CHIBY
NoHands could have used her feet like in “Wedding Crashers”. At least, I think that was the movie.
@ YallC….Oh ok. I’m gone hafta make sure somebody and drag my ass to the sidelines if I don’t make it to the end though.
YALL
I’ll email you the info, our pic was on the national flyer for 2009 so I was famous for a hot second
@TATTED loving the hug..
@ LUSICOUS dont leave.. and redy to get off of work and in need of something on my
@ Y’all aint know
Its not how fast you do it, its that you complete it.
*pushes littledimpz* into on coming runners— GO! GO! GO!
Naw. I ain’t fvck her. Wasn’t a lack of effort on her part though. Mf tricked me showin me all these pics of her and when she got to the crib she had this setup on the steering wheel. Took me out to eat and shyt but I couldn’t get past the nubs. She was born like that though.
@ Saucy – I ‘m glad you love the hug, cuz I got my
all mushed against your 
#IGOTPRETTYDOUBLED’S
NoHands could have used her feet like in “Wedding Crashers”. At least, I think that was the movie.
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He still aint answered the million dollar question though!!
How she do it?
SAUCEY
dost thou tempteth me??????
@ Hony…..Run?! Do you know how much weight i’m hauling around and you talking about running?!
Yall heffas don’t love me!
SamYell JacksEm says:
Mf tricked me showin me all these pics of her and when she got to the crib she had this setup on the steering wheel. Took me out to eat and shyt but I couldn’t get past the nubs.
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OOOOH SHAT!
I’ve seen someone driving with their feet too, come to think of it.
That musta have been a talented bish. I hope Sam at least got a toe tickle for the road or something.
AWESOME
why must you do this to me
i try sooo hard to be good
Took me out to eat and shyt but I couldn’t get past the nubs. She was born like that though.
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Took me out to eat and shyt but I couldn’t get past the nubs. She was born like that though.
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She used her nubs to feed herself too? Was people staring at ya’ll in the restaurant?
I gotta alot of questions…
Wait, huh, Who ain’t got no hands?!
#somanyquestionsandyallaintshatt
@ Chibs….ITS COOL, GIRL! I think we both know how to agree to disagree and move on…… w/my manly azz wife & all…..even me being built like a Fridge….
*puts Dimpzy in the baby stroller* Pushes her and run…
I had a friend named DeeDee and she had little bitty arms and she ate with her feet and drove with her feet
I hope Sam at least got a toe tickle for the road or something.
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@ Sam…..I meant a guy online once, he set me up like that. All his pics had him doing that slight fallback lean. I thought that was his pic stance but, that shit was REALLY his stance! He showed up to take me out and when we got out the car, he had a short arm and a slightly shorter and twisted leg. I might’ve felt better had I not had to open and hold the door for his ass.
#HeCould’veWarnedABish
so nobody gone send me FB names huh
She holds the fork and spoon with her toes…You can learn to do it #mindovermatter
@ Smurfette –
Awesome’s teenage g/f didn’t have not hands. He dumped her for not being able to give hand jobs!
That’s what I got from it!!
Aw Sam…You didn’t want to feel her stumps all over your bawdy?*
*Never mind the fact that this 16/17 year old hoochie is trying to fck a 13 year old. I wish a bish would with one of my boys…
I just read the comments & *yelling* SamYell
You are not allowed in the SR members section at my funeral young man! 
Toe jobs are better than hands job @ Tatted
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Sam…..I meant a guy online once, he set me up like that. All his pics had him doing that slight fallback lean. I thought that was his pic stance but, that **** was REALLY his stance! He showed up to take me out and when we got out the car, he had a short arm and a slightly shorter and twisted leg. I might’ve felt better had I not had to open and hold the door for his ass.
#HeCould’veWarnedABish
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@ ICY….I would give you mine but, i’m never on there.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chibs….ITS COOL, GIRL! I think we both know how to agree to disagree and move on…… w/my manly azz wife & all…..even me being built like a Fridge….
<— Me and Tatted taking Patron shot!!!
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TIFF
seein as how I hadnt been on fb since god knows when I didnt feel the need to since I’m never on there
@Dimpz
I knew a guy that met a chick on Blackplanet and she was a paraplegic. She drove over to his house and everything (I guess it is possible to drive with no arms) got out of the car and hobbled into his house…he still hit, and sent her on her way
#raunchyonsomanylevels
@ Tatted…See the memory made me so mad, Auntie had to edit that chit for me.
@luscious and @TATTED
DAMN !!! Feeling like Mariah C. “TOUCH MY BODY”
YES MA’AM!!!!
FEFE you will burn for “hobbled”
I have to leave this post cuz I will not be apart of this mess
Honycoatd says:
Toe jobs are better than hands job @ Tatted
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Hony – back when I dated guys (stopped @ 20) but when we slept together, he had the nerve to want to stick his big toe in my min min! I was appalled @ him even thanking that was going down!!
‘Ol dude was a baller….maybe I should’ve let him toefuck me!
@Tatted Handjobs are overrated. The mouth will suffice quite nicely on most occasions.
One nub was just a nub and the other was something like a baby lobster claw but not really….
She was cool peoples but how you gonna get past the no hands thing. She used to always wear zip up jackets so she’d keep the nubs in the pocket just long enough for you to forget about them. Then….
@ Saucey I just noticed you were a cutie too :sorry:
I keep thinking its Dimpzy so couldn’t notice it was
Now leave both my womenes alone
@ Fe….Well damn! Was he expecting it though? I think I would’ve taken it better had I been expecting it. Then I used to talk to that ninja on the phone and I swear he would be rubbing one out. After I saw his ass walk, my ignant thought went straight to, I hope he was using the long arm cause i’m sure he got a cramp in the shoulder and back if he used that short one.
#INeedJesus
@ MZD – Yeah, I saw that shat. I blame it on Bri-jeet, though!
AWESOME I HATE CHU
DONT EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!
SamYell JacksEm says:
@Tatted Handjobs are overrated. The mouth will suffice quite nicely on most occasions.
One nub was just a nub and the other was something like a baby lobster claw but not really….
She was cool peoples but how you gonna get past the no hands thing. She used to always wear zip up jackets so she’d keep the nubs in the pocket just long enough for you to forget about them. Then….
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I’M BEATIN’ YO’AZZ BECAUSE YOU ‘DON FUGGED UP & MESSED UP MY MAKEUP BECAUSE I’M HOLLERING SO DAYUM HARD!
Baby. Lobster. Claw.
I HATE SAM SOOO DAMN MUCH!!
and 
@ Tatted
Oh no boobski, I don’t get toe jobbed but I will toe job a dude and send him on his ways super happy and chit.
@ Awesome….
@ nub and a claw?!
#YouWin
#MyExperienceAin’tAsBadAsIThought
@Luscious
Those were his words not mine…
I thought he was so low for playin’ that poor girl like that…he said she was bad den a muhfuggah in the face, had gorgeous long hair and pretty eyes…but she…you know..ahhh shat!
Channel (yes i said Channel) why am i at fault
One nub was just a nub and the other was something like a baby lobster claw but not really….
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I almost choked on my tea!
*exits this ratchet azz post*
Hony – back when I dated guys (stopped @ 20) but when we slept together, he had the nerve to want to stick his big toe in my min min! I was appalled @ him even thanking that was going down!!
‘Ol dude was a baller….maybe I should’ve let him toe**** me!
her…she seemed to get off on that….
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I watched a miniseries on HBO called Mildred Pierce and in one of the love scenes dude stuck his foot up her dress and he was toe-
U gotta get it how you live shidd!!
I messed with handicap dude before…he had been shot in the back like 4 times and he walked with them crutches things (they aint really crutches but you strap them to your arm and walk with them)
For him not to really be able to move from the waist down on his own …he peen still got hard and it was BIG too!!
#judgeme
FeFe says:
She got out of the car and hobbled into his house…he still hit, and sent her on her way
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@ Bri-jeet – I just wantd to say your name in my French accent…..
But why I ‘done had some alabaster colored people call me Channel before!
#HOWRUDE! <—–stephanie tanner!
99% of all these fuggin names I don’t know…So if we got a Channel who the fuck is Gucci? …. Samusmell?
@Dimpz
No, he was surprised about it just like you were…but he’s a guy, and guy’s tend to only be concerned about one thing with no shame in their game….
@ Chi……That’s different though and you were expecting that. He still had full length limbs right? I got sent off and iono what the fluck Sam got.
I’m dead serious. I was the cousin all my female cousins tried to hook their friends up with. The claw wasn’t necessarily a claw, but it performed basically like a pincher or something.
There was this other chick years later that tried to holla at me that was missing just one hand. She was fine as hell too. She lost her’s fvckin with fireworks though.
She was cool peoples but how you gonna get past the no hands thing. She used to always wear zip up jackets so she’d keep the nubs in the pocket just long enough for you to forget about them. Then….
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@MZD – You see that chit…..Bri-jeet just screwed me all over! I thought she love’dededed me!
@MzD & BrownSuga Gotcha!
Channel no5 what did i do
@ Samusmell
Pinchers?? tho… gosh you are destroying chick old image.
@ Awesome – WHAT’S UP W/YOU & THE “NO HANDS” experience???
@ Fe….Wow, ION even know what to say to that.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi……That’s different though and you were expecting that. He still had full length limbs right? I got sent off and iono what the fluck Sam got.
ALL his limbs were proportioned…. dude was a playa too. I think he mighta been a pimp (at least those were the rumors) he could dress his ass off and he had mad swagger!!! He was cute. His name was Donte and he was from Baltimore!!!
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Fugg you all…. all these code names and chit and I can’t pin it on who it belong to… fugg you all with a broomstick.
hobbled & U gotta get it how you live shidd!! by Chibytex
#HOWRUDE! <—–stephanie tanner! by Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven
Errthang by SamYell JacksEm
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I am not no more good! My head is hurting from laughing. I am in tears. Somebody hold me. Stat!
She was gone grab Sam’s duck with that pincher and give his ass the Bitness (business)!
englishchannel
what have I done!
HONY
what the fugg is wrong with you fckin folks with a broomstick!
We aren’t usin code names
My worst encounter wasn’t even that bad…I just had a close family friend try to hook me up with the choir director at her church…she gassed me up talking about how nice this guy was and how God fearing he was and how much money he made in his career…etc.
I went to her church that Sunday and she pointed him out…I’ll just put it like this…dude wouldn’t have been interested in me unless I had a new set of equipment…not only was he visibly sugar-filled, but he was fat and his face was….ehhhhh….I’m like bish look at me and look at this muhfuggah! And the crazy part is that he “acted” interested in me…
@Honycoatd
THANK YOU
@Tatted IONO. Shyt just happened that way. I always wondered because they were some pretty ass girls. The one with one hand rode down on me on a mountain bike when I was tryin to talk to her friend. I ended up hittin her. When I used to sell it was this one crackhead lady I served that didn’t have fingers. She had both palms but not fingers
So um Saucey
what’s up with the tight shirt gravi????
@ Chi….
He was slappin bishes with them sticks?! He betta had been, I’d smack they asses myself if I found out they was standing in place waiting to get hit by a ninja can’t walk on his own. Wait, I thought a pimp supposed to be protection. How he gone protect you when I nicca could push HIM ova?
Damn Chi, putting “Donte” on blast
& Icytiff, I don’t have a FB or else I’d “friend” you. (tryin’ to talk cool like I really know what I’m saying
)
#gottoomanylivescantgetcaughtup
Bri-jeet Nielsen you said English Channel
Red Sonya (played by Bri-jeet Nielsen) you said Channel No. 5
Drago’s Wife (played by Bri-jeet Nielsen) you wronger than 2 high heels worn by MAN!
#TeamModesty
and you know he wear the fck outta them high heels!
Worse thing happened to me with dating is my cousin set me up with an albino guy and she fucking love I prefer black men although he was black and whole family was. It was hard because he was color blind to the most part and it scared me #askedforgivenesslongtimeago
Good night FAM! :wave:
tatted check yo email before you leave
@LUSCIOUS I HAD ONE UP THER FOR YOU MISSY!!!
I am doing your face ratt nahhh.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadriannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Have a fun and wonderful weekend everyone #jahbless
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh my worse date, my mama set me up with this dude that
a: Took me to the dollar show
b: Asked me to buy him something to eat after
c: Thought it was gone tap sommin
d: Thought we were gonna hang out again
c & d: Did NOT happen
he walked with them crutches things
:thinks: 
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My gal cousin is like that. Dude got a nice ass whip and he’ll come over and just sit in one spot all night unless he’s goin to the bathroom. He just uses a regular cane though that he hides until he needs to move. When he get out the car he’s the dougeyinest mf I have ever seen.
MZD
I must break you <<<<<< monotone voice
HOTSAUCE
I didnt see it
I’m out of here too folks…take care till next time!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi….
He was slappin bishes with them sticks?! He betta had been, I’d smack they asses myself if I found out they was standing in place waiting to get hit by a ninja can’t walk on his own. Wait, I thought a pimp supposed to be protection. How he gone protect you when I nicca could push HIM ova?
From what I heard he had his hoes in lines…he also sold a lil 
too! But he never came at me on no pimp chit though. He was talking about he loved to see me walk cause I got a mean as walk… He was always nice and sweet and call me his college girl. I cant speak for the rest of nobody….. 
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I called my ex husband office and asked him what he is doing this weekend. This fukface said YOU! Like heck no your not. He thinks his comment is cute but I do not find it funny. I like his money better #donthateme
I see I’m gonna have to rethink Hony’s status
:wave: Bye Fe!
@ Chi……Nicca was envious of your strut and chit.
@ Chi……Nicca was envious of your strut and chit.
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You aint chit!!!
Good night Fi, have a good weekend.
I just done dont cry over spilled milk
You abandoned me all day when I was looking for your loving. You can make it up to me tho… I got a chitload of things in mind #imissyatoo
#wantourunionback
@Yall
I’m leavin in a few so yall have a good one!
@LUSICOUS
You can break me as long a you make me feel good when putting me back together
Why is everybody leaving me?!
TIFF
perhaps you’ll do better with emailin folks
I shoulda stayed my azz lurking in the judge Mathis post WHAT N THEE HAIL DID I JUST READ??
SAUCEY82 says:
@LUSICOUS
You can break me as long a you make me feel good when putting me back together
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so you like it rough huh?!?!?!
I’ll be sure and keep that in mind
@Brown Im hardly on e-mail as you know, thats why i was asking for FB
CFREE
you should have because awesome aint shyt
Didn’t even know there was a Judge Mathis post. LOL
Theres a judge Mathis post? BRB
@ Bri’jeet……You see he just popped in told us that BS and ran off?
SHAKWEETA
now he in the other post talkin bout man’s height adjusters 
yes I did
@LUSICOUS
I like it anyway I can handle it missy
since you are leaving in a few, you have a good night!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
CFREE
you should have because awesome aint shyt
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AND AINT NEVA EVA EVA GON B SHAT
@Awesome 
Mathis/Troy Davis
SAUCEY
we’ll continue this next week
DUECES
DUECES