Beyonce Stans on Tumblr.com posted these pics of Saloon singer Beyonce at poolside in Miami, Florida today. She was wearing a blue see-through frock that revealed what looks like an oddly shaped belly. Joking about babies is never funny, but it doesn’t look she’s she’s carrying a human being in there. Beyonce never conducts herself like a normal person would, and her strange “pregnancy” is a perfect example of that.

Joining Bey at poolside were hubby Jay Z, who performed in concert last night, her nephew Julez, family members and various other leeches.