According to the National Enquirer, Kris Humphries is ignoring that 30-page prenup requiring him to keep his mouth shut about Kim’s silicone loaded butt.
KIM KARDASHIAN’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say – and her estranged hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES is threatening to expose the truth!
The reality TV sexpot insists her bubble butt is all natural . . . But some insiders claim the curvy 31-year-old beauty uses butt pads and say Kris filmed a video that proves his estranged wife’s prized posterior is phony!
Kris remarked to pals that, while he loves Kim’s shapely butt, it’s not the same as what you see on the red carpet…or TV.
“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,” said a source. “He revealed all her secrets – how she uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same.
“He knows what the real thing looks like – because he’s recorded it on his cell phone camera!”
The Enquirer suggests this is the real reason Kim cut her Australian trip short, and rushed to Minnesota to meet with Kris and his parents face-to-face.
“She frantically called Kris but that didn’t work,” said the source. “So she hopped a red-eye flight to his parents’ home in Minnesota to talk to him in person.
“I think Kim wants to make sure Kris keeps the secrets about her body to himself – and NEVER, ever releases the film footage he has of her.”
Sounds like a scorned lover if you ask me…. Is her butt really that important? Fake or not?
Well damn, he’s exposing what the world already knew?
glad he has a plan for supplemental income now that the NBA season is likely to muss this year….tell it ALL Kris!!! 
Oh Damn here we go… Why does every damn person feels the need to say some slick shiat or tell secrets of the person they left…if the relationship didnt go the way they wanted.
Kris Humphries: Word to the wise
shut up now… you sounding like some chic that got dumped by the high school QB right after the prom.
Please Kris do expose her. That would dry up her gravy train. I cant wait for her to be a has been. This is the fastest way to get her there!
Well damn, he’s exposing what the world already knew?
glad he has a plan for supplemental income now that the NBA season is likely to miss this year….tell it ALL Kris!!! 
Kim’s fake but ain’t no secret…Everything about her is fake…including her personality
If it was revealed that she has a fake head velcroed to her neck I wouldn’t be surprised. I’d be happy if black blogs stopped posting stories about this fake attention hungry bish.
*smdh*
sorry Kris, but no one cares. some reason, she still managed to get her net worth up to $35MM. remember when brittney spears stories were everywhere, and just wouldn’t die out? kim k’s time is fast approaching too.
No NBA, so if you wanna see sweaty black guys fight over access to a wide hole, you’ll have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians
ROTFL Really? Her cellulite filled booty looks real to me…her whole fam got that bubble butt even her brother *shivers*
The first husband tried to warn people, but she made him out to be a psycho so no one believed him.
I’d be happy if black blogs stopped posting stories about this fake attention hungry bish.
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The National Enquirer isn’t the most reputable source around
If this chick has a 30 page pre-nup to protect her financial assets, I doubt she wouldn’t include a clause to protect her other A$$ets.
Hey Rene!:waves:
The stuff we wanna know is some stuff even he prolly doesn’t. Does Bruce Jenner get to sleep in the family house? Who is Khloe’s dad? How come Brody is never around? Whose idea was last year’s christmas card? Is that a real baby or littlepersonbecasuehe looks like a little grown man? All we wanna know about Kim is if she’s in Lala’s girl club..
*waits for Scott to get a book deal*
lawd..i cannot…
pointhimout says:
remember when brittney spears stories were everywhere, and just wouldn’t die out? kim k’s time is fast approaching too.
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Exactly.
@Fefe, because her pussy is always filled with black d*ck. That’s the only reason I could think of.
@Lovezoe what did the first husband say?
Sorry Kris you about 3 years late. We all being knowing that booty is full of gelatin shots.
This is how far I got “According to the National Enquirer,” …
I’ll wait for the comments and topic changes
Cocoabana says:
@Fefe, because her pussy is always filled with black d*ck. That’s the only reason I could think of.
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lovezoe says:
The first husband tried to warn people, but she made him out to be a psycho so no one believed him.
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I know someone who knows him personally, and he said he paid for her butt implants, which she enhances with butt shots every 6 months. Just nasty.
Every 6 months? I wonder how long the healing process is.
Fcking ew.
#teamKim
she had azz in high school like other Armenian(sp) women do. Even Rob has a big booty 
Y’all dont sleep on the National Enquirer…
anyways, I hope the finale of their show and fame ends with her cussing her mama out and blaming her for Reggie leaving.. and who else thinks Kris rounded up her grown children and made them draw straws for the sex-tape-that-catapaults-us-into-fame?
Another case of “When Bitter Men Attack.” He’s trying to expose something that the world already knew. Why bother???
Next Kris will reveal that Kim has been married before and has a sex tape out…
He needs a way to recoup the lost income from that engagement ring… I say he spills ALL the tea, unless she returns the ring and the 72 days she cost him
Now ROB’S ass, hunty….
Finish her………
oh ok
rob does have a donk tho
really kris? this is the juicy dirty secret?
bish please _/ take a seat boo boo
and yes Rob has a thick booty
Sandra Rose says:
lovezoe says:
The first husband tried to warn people, but she made him out to be a psycho so no one believed him.
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I know someone who knows him personally, and he said he paid for her butt implants, which she enhances with butt shots every 6 months. Just nasty.
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You should contact him for a SR exclusive! That would bring more traffic to the website other than the stans defending the infamous Bey Bey
Cocoabana says:
Every 6 months? I wonder how long the healing process is.
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About 2-3 weeks.
Rob has the booty tooch down to a science, don’t he?
Kim, kim, kim…
EB says:
Finish her………
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I do not like looking at females booties it just looks gross to me especially Kim’s size – and that lil stupid ethopian rapper from DC its GROSSSSSS!
KaraZ says:
He needs a way to recoup the lost income from that engagement ring… I say he spills ALL the tea, unless she returns the ring and the 72 days she cost him
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EB says:
Finish her………
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that ass in the top pic looks like a sh!tty pamper
I know someone who knows him personally, and he said he paid for her butt implants, which she enhances with butt shots every 6 months
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Something is gross about that I want my fat injected into my azz but want a perkier brazilian booty not some JLO shit just not for me
KaraZ says:
He needs a way to recoup the lost income from that engagement ring… I say he spills ALL the tea, unless she returns the ring and the 72 days she cost him
well anyway back on topic, I say Kris just need to spill the tea on that famewhore…
@xamcya Google Kim ex husband and stuff should come right up. He said what we already now, but still. People can have lots of things in HS, that don’t mean they don’t go get a touch up. Kim needs a hug. It is clear she seeks the approval of men because she is not happy. I give her by Dec 31 and she will haves moved on.
that ass in the top pic looks like a sh!tty pamper
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Thank you I couldn’t put my finger on what grossed me out about it but that ^^^^ is it
I do not like looking at females booties it just looks gross to me especially Kim’s size – and that lil stupid ethopian rapper from DC its GROSSSSSS!
:lolol: my baby cousin is the only stan lola monroe has, smh Im so embarrased..
Something smells
and i saw pics of pre-fame Kim and her ass was NO where near what it is now so Kim groupies need 2 stop…how the hell can u be Team Kim anyways? like, why?
she a WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Mizz
I was trying to think of her name but did not want to shame Marilyn Monroe – only stan
@His and @Choco
Her azz do look stinky and chitty up there…it looks all gross and fonky!
Maybe men find that chit sexy but I can’t stand looking at a woman’s like that…
and yes Rob has a thick booty
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That just made me all sorts of repulsed
Y’all are OUT Of Complete CONTROL !!! :rolf:
Where is @Man??? Isn’t this his dream woman? poor lil thing
theres a pic of Kim a long time ago at a race event and the btch had on a pair of jeans and a bolero jacket and she still looked like a hairy armenian…that ho had a wide ass…people kill me pretending this btch still looks and is shaped the same…that delusion and groupie love will have basic btchs all fugged up..
she has carved the marrow out of her fuggin bones…everytime she goes to her moms house they both have to ask eachother for ID…they cnt recognize eachother…its just sad i tell ya…
:Mmmmmmmmmm:
@His
You betta WATCH calling her a whore on this blog…folks get all hot and bothered when folks do that…
Maybe men find that chit sexy but I can’t stand looking at a woman’s like that…
NOT to be shady but that azz in LTL gravi just make me like what a MUTANT
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I’m wondering why Reggie never revealed the true???
Fe! meowwwww
i wanna flip that fragile btch over and slap a huggie on that saggy pamper ass…ugh
She stinks
@HIS, me and my best friend just had this conversation last week. While I think she still looks good, KIM LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. When she was BFF’s with Paris her ass was not that size but I will say it usually looks good and decent.
Better than Onika’s.
I stand by my “ew”.
Kris “Missing Link” Humphries don’t even know how to read. How he goin be threatening to “expose” some chit that aint even true to begin with?
I’d slap the bib from round that nigga neck if he was in front of me.
Kim k used to look like a hairy gypsy. What’s done in the dark will come to light
@FE thats why i call her a WHORE cus i find it sad that any self respecting woman can be a stan of this WHORE…oh man, WHORES stay winning….especially alabster WHORES
*floats in on cloud of innocence*
Hellllloooooo babbbbbby
I tried to log in but it wouldn’t let me, come to find out I was trying to log in as OHoey
for those who are saying Kim has alwaYs had a horse a.s.$ Not true”
check pics of her when they started the 1st season of KUWTK and her BeBE Jean shoot or was it BONGO i Believe,nawh she had a typical White female Pancake!
@gum Reggie doesn’t care. He had other pros on speed dial, he got money in the bank, and he won’t gone be the Kardashian house Negro
@His
She IS a WHORE…I’m with you…
fcking WHHHHOOOOORRRRE!
#onlydoingthischittopissfolksoff
Ohoey
@mizzdallas, where else is he going to get compensated for the 72 days?
@LUVIN LIFE
“for those who are saying Kim has alwaYs had a horse a.s.$ Not true”
check pics of her when they started the 1st season of KUWTK and her BeBE Jean shoot or was it BONGO i Believe,nawh she had a typical White female Pancake!”
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Kim ALWAYS had a nice round azz and a fine azz body. I guess her azz can’t change by one millimeter or it’s fake huh?
Sandy can you dig up some old photos? We all know taking pipe in the butt don’t make your butt that big. If that was the case…
FeFe says:
@His
She IS a WHORE…I’m with you…
fcking WHHHHOOOOORRRRE!
#onlydoingthischittopissfolksoff
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come to find out I was trying to log in as OHoey
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Well now she’s a chinese armenian whore cuz that botox pulled her eyes way back like someone is pulling her hair real tight
lovezoe says:
Sandy can you dig up some old photos? We all know taking pipe in the butt don’t make your butt that big. If that was the case…
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hey OHoey!
@EB, thank you! btch had layer of fur on that face! and her nose was rather honker’ish but since she got money we gotta excuse her plastic surgery n whatnot…
the National Enquirer
the same people that said, black people are really apes, the same people that say elvis was in france last year and they can prove it, the same people that say they found jesus bones, umm yea ok 
ok NE 
lovezoe says:
Sandy can you dig up some old photos? We all know taking pipe in the butt don’t make your butt that big. If that was the case…
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oooooo u naaasty
Sighs Anal sex is so much cheaper that a fat transfusion
<—Digging in my Gravi vault just for this here post. Cause that pic does make it smell like ass in here.
(lights some incense and waves it around before sticking it in Kim K's crack)
#Helpful
lovezoe says:
Sandy can you dig up some old photos? We all know taking pipe in the butt don’t make your butt that big. If that was the case…
maybe it grew from taking black pipe in ALL her DRY orifices at the same time..
@MAN, oh shut up
@HIS
Your jealousy of
Kim K. 
is well documented.
@Yso
lemme use my discount @Bath & Body Works so i can shove a few wallflowers up there along with some anti-bac soap
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Kris “Missing Link” Humphries don’t even know how to read. How he goin be threatening to “expose” some chit that aint even true to begin with?
I’d reach up andslap the bib from round that nigga neck if he was in front of me.
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See my bold comments … #helpful
@creamy, NatiOnal Enqurier DID expose John Edwards
Kim K’s azz…Really?
Im sorry for saying this but who in the hell cares if she has a fake azz or not? Now while I can tell real breast from those faked doctored yummies I really dont give two shiats about her doing it. Now I dont think I could EVER tell if a woman has a fake azz… and if she did get some injections, well thats good…. I just just hope she can take MORE injections. If ya get what Im saying.
@YSo’s gravie —>
It DOES stank in here!
@Lovezoe, if that was the case my ass would be big as hell.
@Man, u right, im jealous…i wanna have a dry vag and a sh!tty backside soooooo bad!
WHYYY LAWD WHYYYY???!!
lovezoe says:
@creamy, NatiOnal Enqurier DID expose John Edwards
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Even a blind dog can find his azz every now and then.
lovezoe says:
@creamy, NatiOnal Enqurier DID expose John Edwards
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@creamy, NatiOnal Enqurier DID expose John Edwards (DONT FORGET THE #HELPFUL) :LOL:
ion really care what other folks do to their body
seems like most of the big azzes i’ve seen have also come with a big set of legs too (think kandi from xscape). these huge azzes with chicken legs just look weird
@JMO
He won’t have to reach up as long as he has on his Executive Stilettos.
Man gets TWO pairs of heels from Shoe Dazzle every month…he’s a preferred member..
@Creamy
My inbox has been empty for a WHILE here lately…
ahem! CANDAY!!!
want a cupcake?
Yeah, that Kim K is living the life.
Po Tink Tink.
@COCO
” if that was the case my ass would be big as hell.”
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Go on….
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sighs Anal sex is so much cheaper that a fat transfusion
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That was beautiful…..
Shoe Dazzle
Them chits look a mess.
Sorry to any subscribers. (Not really
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@HIS
They are EXECUTIVE HEIGHT ADJUSTERS! CLEARLY NOT heels!
HIS *wiggles brows*
i’d like a slice of chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing from Magnolia Bakery pls and thanks! i ate off it for 2 days *faints*
i asked for him to bring me back another slice and he brought me a dinky cupcake and said i didn’t need either one of them
His_Mommy623 says:
@Man, u right, im jealous…i wanna have a dry vag and a sh!tty backside soooooo bad!
WHYYY LAWD WHYYYY???!!
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I’m Completely
at these COMMENTS !!!
@candi SAID:
ion really care what other folks do to their body
seems like most of the big azzes i’ve seen have also come with a big set of legs too (think kandi from xscape). these huge azzes with chicken legs just look weird
^^^
WHY DID LaLa just come to MY Mind (On THAT !!!)
shoe dazzle and just fab (basically the same thing) are horrible
the shoes look cheap as shyt
the same kind u can get from rave for $15
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
He won’t have to reach up as long as he has on his Executive Stilettos.
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@FeFe first off
and 
and then ok I got’cha
@Candi, did u kill him? u should have
@OTB, u couldnt pay me to join shoe dazzle
@Man, riiiiiiiight…. zip up ur ankle boot hunny and get on outta here
I am so glad his goofy azz is learning how to play the game
No money due to the prenup but get that tell all check Kris. That heffa made $17mil off your azz and didnt even give u any of the wedding gifts.
@HIS
“u right, im jealous…i wanna have a dry vag and a sh!tty backside soooooo bad! WHYYY LAWD WHYYYY???!!”
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Look, everyone can’t be blessed with a perfect body like Kim. It’s just not in the cards for everyone. No need to hate her for that.
It’s not becoming of you.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sighs Anal sex is so much cheaper that a fat transfusion
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They sure are @Candi. You can buy them inside the Arab 7-11 here.
I figure thats for ppl who really dont know how to do it themselves, but the shoes still ugly.
candibfly says:
shoe dazzle and just fab (basically the same thing) are horrible
the shoes look cheap as shyt
the same kind u can get from rave for $15
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I saw some cute ones on justfab. If you get one wear for $40, I’m good
@ this whole post.
@ELOVE
Mine too! I fear for Blah Blah’s chankles (chicken ankles) every time I see her in those platforms she seems to love so much. Them thangs gone snap like twigs one of these days, I just know it.
@Creamy
His_Mommy623 says:
@Candi, did u kill him? u should have
@OTB, u couldnt pay me to join shoe dazzle
@Man, riiiiiiiight…. zip up ur ankle boot hunny and get on outta here
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@Candi, my neighbor gets orders from just fab and i have seen 2 pairs ofher shoes that were cute…but i prefer picking out my own damn shoe…
@Eluvah heyyyy
wtf has Luscious been tho?
ya’ll dont sleep on the National Enquirer, they may write up lies but in between there is some truth..
@Man, ur right its unbecoming of me..ur illness is so sad i wnt even argue with u….Kims crack smells like caulk and old baklava and a smidget of poo tho…just to let u know. incase ur wonder what that is u keep smelling..
I Go There says:
Oh Damn here we go… Why does every damn person feels the need to say some slick shiat or tell secrets of the person they left…if the relationship didnt go the way they wanted.
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This is not the typical relationship and I really feel sorry for Kris’ dumb azz. This is not two people that fell for each and decided to part ways. This shyt was planned from day one and unfortunately Kris didnt get the memo. Kim phucked over him for financial gain so there is no honor among thieves. I am pretty sure he will find a smart attorney to fine loop holes in that prenup. She is lucky Kris is not my son… Game On!!!
Reggie Bush mamma wasnt having none of that Kardashian nonsense…glad she is not with him let her make Kris their dumb negro….
FREE SWEETIE!!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sighs Anal sex is so much cheaper that a fat transfusion
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That was beautiful….
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@HIS
You’re just turning Man on with that kinda talk about Kimmy Kake’s plaster of Paris posterior. The way he defends her he’d probably just Febreze that sht and keep it moving.
As for Blah Blah’s eyes, I feel like she’s trying to steal my soul with them since she sold hers for fame and fortune.
OutsidetheBox says:
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I noticed that too
ewwww at Kandi’s elephant thighs and ONION azz that chit would make me fall everytime I tried to get up
they are overpriced. i could get some cuter, better quality shoes for $40 at marshall’s, dsw, ideeli, hautelook or something.
THESE FUKN VEGGIE STICKS DO NOT TASTE LIKE FUKN CHIPS
LIES ALL LIES!! **PICKS UP BAG OF HOT CHEETOS WITH LIME** FUK THIS!!
WHAT WE TALKN BOUT MO’FUKAS
HIS did you have to bring my baklava in this though??
candibfly says:
they are overpriced. i could get some cuter, better quality shoes for $40 at marshall’s, dsw, ideeli, hautelook or something.
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True
Kris, Kris move on son! Don’t let this tragedy ruin your life by throwing shade on Kim K’s boo-tay! I understand you are on lock-out and desperate people, do desperate things…but the Nat’t Enquirer or you serious! Besides we already knew Kim prefer her meat a little more cooked, sorry! I’m embarressed for you, son.
@Candi, i love me some DSW (that was my 2nd retail job back in the day) i dnt know why ppl are signing up for these dumb ass shoe clubs anyway…
BlahBlah eyes are sooooo
Damn Im like them things stay stuck wide open
they are overpriced. i could get some cuter, better quality shoes for $40 at marshall’s, dsw, ideeli, hautelook or something.
@FEFE MMMMEEEEEOOOOW!!
IM TRULLY UPSET THESE DAM STICKS DONT TASTE LIKE FUKN CHIPS 
i’m waiting for my $10 reward certificate in the mail. i had to call them hoes up and inquire about it
talkin bout they had a bad address…really? the same address i used and got the shoes i ordered. oh ok. – ___ –
Lakes! my big headed baby loves veggies sticks and the damn chips
OHoey! did u return my salutations heffa?
*gets shank out*
(takes LAKER’s Hot Flamins<—what the kids around the hood call them and replaces them with some Garden Salsa Sun Chips)
You must stay strong! :hugs:
(takes LAKER’s Hot Flamins<—what the kids around the hood call them and replaces them with some Garden Salsa Sun Chips)
You must stay strong!
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Thank you I have to stay on my MOMZ
HIS I think I did, I don’t feel like scrolling up to see.
Did you sleep well last night? I did
omg Garden Salsa or Harvest Cheddar sun chips are hawt sex in a bag
and so are my beloved pepperjack tostitos *heads to the kitchen*
Dammit. Now I want some Sun Chips. Someone run to the store and get me some, please and thanks.
@HIS THEY TOLD ME AT FUKN SAMS THAT THESE VEGGIES STRAWS **THATS THEY REAL NAME AND CHIT** WERE AS TASTY AS SOME CHIPS.. THEY LIED
THEY HAVE NO FUKN FLAVOR!! **OPENS BAG OF PORK GRINDS WITH HOT SAUCE**
HOLD ME!! **TAKES SIP OF SPRITE ZERO**
@YSO I BE TRYING BUT ERRTHANG IS FATNING AND OR HAS A CHIT LOAD OF SUGAR…
Honey, im tired of u not loving me right…i think its time 2 see other people bish… :stop: <–talk to da hand cus the monitor dnt understand!
@CHOCO
How is your mom doing, by the way?
oh this bish tripping PORK RINDS? *vomits*
isnt that fried pork fat?
now thats just nasty Lakes 
NASTY!
who goin to the store? brang me back some snyder’s buffalo pretzel bites
pork grinds tho
Yum yo @Sun Chips. I also eat dry ass Tostitos! i dont need nothing on ’em.
I can eat a sammich bag full of ’em ‘for I need a drink. #boasting
@LAKER
It’s gonna be okay.
(wrinkles my nose at your pork rinds and hot sauce)
I hate hot sauce. And no, y’all STILL can’t have my Black Card.
Grindsssss???????????????? That bish a true Mexican.
My kids love pork skins. And my mama love cracklins.
@YSO
She went to the cardiologist today she is getting better just making sure we are not missing anything thanks bewwww :hugs:
Ladies has your man effed you so good you became jealous of his ex’s during sex
I hate PMS
Me and my son eat pork rinds they are like chips but pork rinds
@HIS
I eat BBQ pork skins. I know. I know. I don’t care though.
ya’ll aint shit for making fun of Lakers Grinds
i only eat bacon and sausages…i cnt do any more pork than that
LAWD KNOWS IM NOT GIVING UP MY BACON..I will kill a mufugga for a thick slice of center cut bacon *drools*
How you hate hot sauce?????!!!! *alarmed* Thank gawd you got dreads or
I dont eat it anymore either tho. I think I overdosed in my teens. My girls eat NOTHING w/o it.
ion think i’ve had pork rinds since like middle school. i’ll probably stop at the pork rinds next time i’m in the grocery store.
i member my besties cousin came to visit 4 the summer from down south and the heffa was tryna sell us on trying her “famous” pig ear sammich… I almost slapped that btchs head off when she put that shyt in my face *dry heaves*
@HIS
You will kill a mufugga for just about anything sooo…
(ducks and dodges your favorite
)
I dont eat hot sauce either and I only sausage I will eat are the links…
Ladies has your man effed you so good you became jealous of his ex’s during sex
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss! I can be flucking with a nigga I KNOW in my heart of hearts that I dont want!!! but when he put down,
…. LOL! Im mad at every bish he ever gave some too!
im gna bake chicken tonight and cover it in sazon and hot sauce
ion think i’ve had pork rinds since like middle school.
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You know what is soooo funny I don’t eat them a lot but sometime I gotta have some like Slim Jims
YSoSerious says:
(takes LAKER’s Hot Flamins<—what the kids around the hood call them and replaces them with some Garden Salsa Sun Chips)
You must stay strong! :hugs:
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I read your comment before seeing the gravi and said I wonder if she's from Chicago
"them hot flamins is fye"
Not even the Chinese hot sauce with the rooster and the green cap?
@Yso, u know me too well
Im mad at every bish he ever gave some too!
OMG I called that E last night his alter ego 
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I had to check myself cuz I was like bish y you wanna fight his ex’s
<—still MAD AT AWESOME
@CHOCO
That is so good to hear. :hugs:
@OTB
I just don’t like stuff that’s too spicy. I know. I’m a punk!
(pats my locs where I keep my Black Card cause I’m always this close to getting it revoked)
His_Mommy623 says:
i member my besties cousin came to visit 4 the summer from down south and the heffa was tryna sell us on trying her “famous” pig ear sammich… I almost slapped that btchs head off when she put that shyt in my face *dry heaves*
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FUK YALL TALKN BOUT THEM GRIND SKINS CHIT WATEVER THEY CALL ARE GOOD
WIHT SOME HOT SAUCE AND A DR.PEPPER ON THE SIDE 
I EAT CACTUS… NOPALES IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE 
I STILL GOT WITHDRAWLS WAKE UP DROOLING AND CHIT..
@OTB IM A MESICAN TO THE CORE
@HIS U KNOW THE HARDEST THING TO LET GO OF IS THE CHEESE THE CHEESE CAKE
Not even the Chinese hot sauce with the rooster and the green cap?
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lol i don’t eat hot sauce either but i find myself wanting to buy a bottle of that
HIS I can’t make you happy, you are free to go……..
pork grinds huh??
She said or whatever they are called
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@SAM
Nope. Help me! :hugs:
@HIS
I shole do. It should scare me but it doesn’t.
YSO thats the ultimate in “Things White People do/like/say”
#143: We dont like spicy food…or food with flavor for that matter..
Damn friend.
@HIS IM COMING OVER FUK THE BS SOME POLLO CON SAZON
U MAKING SOME RICE WITH IT? 
UR BOO IS HISPANIC AINT HE? IF I MEMBER RIGHT
@OHONEY FUK YALL..
YALL KNOW WHAT I BE SAYING CHIT!! DONT ACT NEW TO THE GAME 
IDK WHAT THEY CALL BUT I CANT HAVE THEM NO MORE NOT EVEN THE REAL BACON I HAVE TO BUY THE TURKEY BACON N IM NOT TO HAPPY ABOUT THAT CHIT!!
@His
My apologies. They had some intern that didn’t know shyt putting in my stitches this time cuz they said I bout ran out of “get out of death free” cards.
Yo that turkey bacon is for suckas.
@OTB THAT BROWN RICE IS TOO!! I HATE THE CARDBOARD TASTE…
@JMO
<——You see that chit right there. :dancing:
ewww i hate the way brown rice feels in my mouth
Yo that turkey bacon is for suckas.
I 
turkey bacon
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FUGGGG Youz
@OTB
I don’t like my food tasteless. Just not spicy enough to burn through my esophageal and intestinal lining. I’m sensitive and sht.
The trick with brown rice is cover it up with taste
Add some bouillon to it. Use it in a casserole…. never serve that chit to hood kids (i.e., mine) naked. 
@Candi If you partake in catfish fillets battered and dipped in high temperatured oil you’d love that shyt!!!!! You hear me!
#creativeliscence
TURKEY BACON IS NOT FOR SUCKERS! HMPH!
ChocD, You must got you a gravi nah!
Turkey bacon is in fact for suckas.
i’d rather use turkey strips (it ain’t bacon) as a bookmark than eat it
@awesome ion really care for seafood but i had a fried fish (iono what type of fish it was) sammich a few weeks ago in NC and it was delish *licks my fingers*
Im sorry. Turkey bacon is not for ppl with taste buds. Better?
Yo that turkey bacon is for suckas.
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Exactly…. There is no such thing as Turkey Bacon that shait is fried bacon. Bacon is from a pig and I aint trading that in for nothing.
@OTB I TRIED TO MAKE BROWN RICE MESICAN RICE
I CAN STILL TASTE THE NASTY SKRONG FLAVOR
Why are talking about food and not sex?
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
<——You see that chit right there. :dancing:
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Aww chiznit
I see how y’all do.
(sits in Da Kona and systematically eats a pound of turkey bacon)
Just more for me.
Turkey Bacon is for healthy eaters
Don’t nobody want to talk about sex with Kim K’s smunky looking ass hanging over us.
ION about brown rice even adding broth to it feels weird now Basmati rice YUMMY
Don’t nobody want to talk about sex with Kim K’s smunky looking ass hanging over us.
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Speak for yourself I could talk about sex all day
@YSo
*sits with you*
I
turkey bacon AND brown rice… 
@CHOCO
RIGHT! Let them pork bacon eating suckas clog their arteries. I’ll TRY to have something nice to say at their funerals.
@Lakes, yes my bew is spicalicious
@Awesome…hmph..
Turkey bacon aka notebook cardboard is for suckas
@HIS IM COMING OVER DAM IT!!
@HIS
My undying love for you and others is slowly inching a foot toward the grave. :stop:
@YSO
Yeah them lardos
Yso #lies *shows u the shank*
C’mon Lakes!
Hey should I make stuffing for Thanksgiving
Choco aka Hippie says:
Turkey Bacon is for healthy eaters
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Healthy eaters = boring eaters
you can fry those Turkery strips all you want
its still not bacon.
HOW ABOUT THE DR. TOLD ME TO LIMIT MY INTAKE OF TORTILLAS OR CHANGE TO WHEAT TORTILLAS..
WHO THE FUK DOES HE EXPECT TO EAT AIR?/ NOT THIS MEXICAN HERE.. WHEAT TORTILLAS WERE THEY DO THAT AT?
yall go head n eat that bland ass turkey poo and get hit by a bus…i bet ur last thought will be “why was i gnawing on that cardboard all my life?”
These chit had me dying laughing of some fans who went to Lil Wayne house
Fan:
“Weezy…Can we get a quick picture bro?”
Lil Wayne:
“Yo, do me a favor, get the fuck out this neighborhood, or get your head knocked the fuck off, do that… Get the fuck out this neighborhood homie.”
Fan:
“Just sightseeing though.”
Lil Wayne:
“Get the fuck out this neighborhood homie.”
Fans:
“My bad, my bad
This nicca said he will knock they fukkin head off.
Healthy eaters = boring eaters
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Nothing boring about being healthy enough to BANG Mister in the morning
@IGO
All this turkey bacon hate…I’m disappointed in each and every one of you.
@HIS I REFUSE TO BUY THE TRUKEY BACON I REFUSE!!
THEY TAKING ALL THE GOOD CHIT!!
Turkey bacon does not taste like cardboard it’s actually good and has less fat
that last part was sooo effn obvious
@YSO I HAVENT EVEN BOUGHT IT YET THE TURKEY BACON AND HIS MAKING IT SOUND SO DAM PLAIN AND NASTY I JUST DONT WANT IT
i will bang mister in the morning with REAL bacon dangling out my mouth…and my doc say im healthy..
i know folks who think they are being so healthy by eating turkey bacon then will go get a double down or a triple meat hamburger from a fast food joint
@CD
Anybody that goes to Lil Wayne house as a “fan” needs to have their fcking heads knocked off.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Hey should I make stuffing for Thanksgiving
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Heyul yes! I loves me some stuffing/dressing. Especially my grandma’s…….
I don’t like that fake ish they sell….leave the stove-top at home!
I REFUSE TO BUY THE TRUKEY BACON I REFUSE!! THEY TAKING ALL THE GOOD CHIT!!
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Girl you really think its up to you huh! Diabetes is nothing to toy around with it can kill you just like that so my BEST Advice is the heed the Drs advice
WAYNE IS SILLY CANT EVEN REACH THE TOP OF NOBODY HEAD
OL CHIHUAHA BARKING AND CHIT 
laker it is nasty and it doesn’t get crispy. its limp like a flaccid peen
Laker…its dry and taste like dog food
@MzTisch
You’re right I make my own and it’s good cuz Im not making corn bread but stuffing will suffice
You can find pork bacon that has less fat/sodium than some of the turkey varities.
@OTB exactly!
@CHOCO **SNIFFELS** I KNOW ITS SERIOUS THATS WHY I BE TRYING TO CHANGE AND CHIT LIGHT THIS NO FAT THAT NO WHITE BREAD PASTA OR RICE I BE TRYING
ITS JUST HARD TO BREAK UR USUAL EATING HABITS
Choco aka Hippie says:
@YSO
Yeah them lardos
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BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMERS!!
(goes to Google some turkey bacon related scripture)
Well considering I don’t eat bacon that much yall can have this one! I still like it tho
turkey day and no cawn bread… i wish a nigga would
Choco aka Hippie says:
@MzTisch
You’re right I make my own and it’s good cuz Im not making corn bread but stuffing will suffice
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*falling in more love with my Virgo sista each day*
I’m still trying to decide if I’m cooking for Thanxgiving. I didn’t last year. We usually go over to my grandmother’s and eat over there…last year I was like why waste the money to cook at home when we can freeload? j/k
Who has a recipe for corn pudding thats quick and good
i cant wait til next week. short work week, good food, trifling family members. awwwwh the holidays.
@MzTisch
I don’t jinx myself but uh yeah if momz was cooking Id go over there
I like to cook and I do thanksgiving well
*Punches @IGO in his blind ass face*
Nothing boring about being healthy enough to BANG Mister in the morning
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dated a vegetarian…she couldnt take the pressure.
i cant wait til next week. short work week, good food, trifling family members. awwwwh the holidays.
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@Yso and Laker
I bust out laughing thinking about that lil rat trying to jump hard with somebody. Probably was hollering at them as they left that’s Weezy F baby dont forget the baby nicca—->in my Pinky voice
Virgos rawk
Tisch are u one of us?
dated a vegetarian…she couldnt take the pressure.
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Of said JANK or MEAT
His_Mommy623 says:
*Punches @IGO in his blind ass face*
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I saw you shake them thangs at me.
im about to start nipple thumping
I CANT WAIT FOR TURKEY DAY
I LOOOVES ME SOME TURKEY 
One of the long-time family friends tried to make dressing last year…..no one makes dressing but Granny!
Her dressing was green, they said she put too much Sage in it. I’m like I ain’t eating that ish.
She gonna hid my granny’s dressing in the stove and put hers out for people to eat. I searched for my granny ish……….
chocolate!!
His_Mommy623 says:
Virgos rawk
Tisch are u one of us?
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Fo sho!
@ChocD
has FALLEN FALLEN FALLEN
I read that chit that lil martian azz kid Weezy, Birds baby daddy
MzTisch says:
She gonna hid my granny’s dressing in the stove and put hers out for people to eat. I searched for my granny ish……….
@IGO, dnt ignore my gawd damn salutations!
I WANT A PENUT BUTTA AND JELLY SAMMY
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I CANT WAIT FOR TURKEY DAY I LOOOVES ME SOME TURKEY
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Yes, and let it be juicy? I’m going straight for the breast!
Of said JANK or MEAT
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YES… and thats all Im gonna say is YES.
Eating all that lettuce wont help you in those extra innings.
@Tisch *tear* i knew u were amazing 4 a reason
Fried turkey injected with cajun garlic butter or death!
*dramatic fall to the floor!*
@His
@Choco
I know the lil rat should be happy somebody still wants his autograph after wearing them muthafuggin leopard jeggings.
IM NOT LOOKING FOWARD TO THE COMPANY THANKSGIVING LUNCHEON CHIT..
I DONT TRUST NOBODY COOKN 
I BE LOOKN AT THE SIDES LIKE THIS 
WHAT IS IN THAT? DID U WASH UR HANDS?
My boys were supposed to go down with their mom for Thanksgiving. There has to be an ulterior motive because she wants to send her two older kids up here instead. I haven’t seen them in a while so I said yeah.
Her dressing was green, they said she put too much Sage in it. I’m like I ain’t eating that ish
Eating all that lettuce wont help you in those extra innings.
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Awww I don’t eat a lot of lettuce so poor veggy vicky! I suck on pork tho
@IGO, dnt ignore my gawd damn salutations
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you like your hair pulled real hard dont you?
SamYell JacksEm says:
My boys were supposed to go down with their mom for Thanksgiving. There has to be an ulterior motive because she wants to send her two older kids up here instead. I haven’t seen them in a while so I said yeah.
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So, you getting your sons staying here with you and she sending her two sons instead?
Awww, you are sweet.
I remember my aunt made some damn candied yams and we literally could have drank that chit with a straw. I was like umm excuse me who told you to make a candied yam smoothie. Needless to say she was put on pop and water detail for the following year.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IM NOT LOOKING FOWARD TO THE COMPANY THANKSGIVING LUNCHEON CHIT.. I DONT TRUST NOBODY COOKN I BE LOOKN AT THE SIDES LIKE THIS WHAT IS IN THAT? DID U WASH UR HANDS?
exactly! im working my 2nd job on black friday (4am to 1pm *sobs*) and they tom’bout some damn pot luck becus of how busy its gna be…im bringing a plate of my own shyt…ion play with my food
Awww I don’t eat a lot of lettuce so poor veggy vicky! I suck on pork tho
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I will not let my mind go in the gutter with you.
There has to be an ulterior motive because she wants to send her two older kids up here instead. I haven’t seen them in a while so I said yeah.
:hugs: I KID
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She aint coming back for her oldest ones
I will not let my mind go in the gutter with you.
this where you be ^^^
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Im not in the gutter tho
I don’t know if her bootaye is fake but that brother Rob sure has a massive donk on him! Kinda looks nasty, and I usually like men with nice butts
@IGo thats not the point
I eat other ppls food.
Long as it dont smell funny, and as long as it resembles something I will try it! keeps my immune system on point. Im never sick LOL.
Awww, you are sweet.
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SSShhhhhhh. Don’t say that shyt out loud.
Im having our luncheon catered this year Greek food cuz some of the folks around here don’t like Potluck
Kinda looks nasty
Gator don’t play that! Gator ain’t never been bout that shyt!!!!
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Yeah Robs butt looks like it is flabby like a guhl
His_Mommy623 says:
@IGo thats not the point
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Nope thats exactly the point
thats why you slick talk… Just on the thought of somebody grabbin you by the back of your hair… and calling you a DIRTY DIRTY Girl.
Why does Emily B and Rob booty both do the Wobble even when they are not dancing. #nohomo
Im not in the gutter tho this where you be ^^^
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No.. I be on the curb
close to the gutter but Im never there.
Im just trying to hang with you.
Not a Kardash fan, but most women look different when they take off the bra, and the spanx and the makeup and so on…Tiddys look great sitting up under ur chin, but it’s just for show. Common sense tells you they’re gonna fall once the bra comes off…It is what it is…I wondered for many yrs why my wife went to bed with full make up on…Whoda thunk she was hidding a full on beard…Again I say…It is what it is
Choco aka Hippie says:
Im having our luncheon catered this year Greek food cuz some of the folks around here don’t like Potluck
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I prefer catering too…if the company is paying for it. Other than that, I’ll bring some pasta salad in a minute for these phuckas.
Anybody doing that bull-ish..kinda like grab-bag for their job?
It’s called White Elephant or some ish lik that…
My job does it instead of a grab-bag. I have not/will not participate in this phukery.
I Go There says:
His_Mommy623 says:
@IGo thats not the point
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Nope thats exactly the point
thats why you slick talk… Just on the thought of somebody grabbin you by the back of your hair… and calling you a DIRTY DIRTY Girl.
*hits u in the knee with a billy club on my way out*
laterrrrrrrr fam!
No.. I be on the curb
close to the gutter but Im never there.
Im just trying to hang with you.
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Oh well Im not on the curb or in the gutter if you tryna hang…
Oh well Im not on the curb or in the gutter if you tryna hang…
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O, I’m back. Get this, I had some work to do
Gator don’t play that! Gator ain’t never been bout that shyt!!!!
^^ this chit right here
@his i be trying to be nice and try something here and there but eww!!
No one has a good corn pudding recipe am I calling it the right thing #Brain FOG
Choco aka Hippie says:
No one has a good corn pudding recipe am I calling it the right thing #Brain FOG
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Never had it. Is it some sort of dessert?
@MsTisch
Its a side dish and it’s really good if made right my sis can make a good one imma search on line for a recipe but yes it’s good
Choco aka Hippie says:
@MsTisch
Its a side dish and it’s really good if made right my sis can make a good one imma search on line for a recipe but yes it’s good
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I googled it myself. It sounds delish!
I went to allrecipes com. They had several different versions.
Late…everybody already knew it. Like it’s going to make a difference with men, some women and the girls that look up to her. It will just prove what….she’s a liar…go figure..everyone lies.
Instead of woman scorn….man scorn.
Daisy says:
#teamKim she had azz in high school like other Armenian(sp) women do. Even Rob has a big booty
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There is a difference between azz and booty, Daisy. I’ve seen photos of Kim before her former husband bought that booty, before that she had an azz that was nothing home to write about. As a matter of fact, she has one of those “now you see it and now you don’t booties” just like Beyaki’s reappearing pregnancy apparatus.
Dang, sorry I missed the convo bout DSW, Garden Salsa flavored Sun Chips, Turkey Bacon and Brown AND Basmati Rice.
Well, back to my
<~really Crown & 7
I wonder if she’d be willing to skip an injection and donate it to me :stuffs some pillows down my pants:: I gotta get some arse!
Um I really don’t care
I like Kim 
she’s gross too.