Last night I was unwinding on social networking website Twitter.com when I decided to have a little fun with reality TV personality, Evelyn Lozada. You see, me, Evelyn and her (very annoying) publicist were cool back when nobody ever heard of her.
It was me who they came to to put out the first rumors about her and Chad Ochocinco being in a relationship. At the time when I started the rumor about them dating, they had only seen each other once (she lived in Florida and Chad was on the west coast filming his show).
Then we fell out over another issue that I won’t get into.
So anyway, fast forward to last night: I’m unwinding on Twitter, minding my own business, when someone on my timeline retweets a photo of Evelyn from back in the day.
I knew Evelyn had breast implants but I couldn’t believe how totally flat chested she once was. The difference was striking. She looked like a 12-year-old boy with delicate features.
So I jokingly tweeted about it. Was I not supposed to mention her breast implants when she already revealed she had her breasts enhanced?
Clearly Evelyn Lozada was a very insecure woman to go from an A cup to a DD cup — and she still is insecure. A self-confident woman would have ignored my tweets and kept it moving last night.
But the uncontrolled rage and hostility displayed in her responses to me were clearly misdirected anger. Who is she really mad at?
Well, if the rampant rumors about her fake fiance Chad Ochocinco bedding other women are true, I can see why she’s mad. They’re supposed to present a public image of a loving couple for the sake of the show.
But as often happens when you sleep with dogs, you wake up every morning with fleas in your lacefronts.
In fact, a woman who has intimate knowledge of Chad’s personal life off of Twitter, hit me up by DM (direct message) to say the following:
Did you know that Chad Johnson sucks his thumb? tehehe… U should ask Evelyn if he still does … I know that’s mean but *shrugs*
