NFL troublemaker Brandon Marshall is in hot water again, this time for punching a woman in the face outside a New York nightclub. According to Fox Sports, Marshall was at Marquee in Chelsea early Sunday when he got into an argument with a group of friends celebrating a birthday. Marshall reportedly punched the birthday girl, Christin Myles, 24, in the face after, his lawyer claims, a bottle was thrown at his wife.
Myles suffered a black eye. She later filed a police report naming Marshall as the perpetrator. But Marshall’s lawyer said the fight did not involve Marshall or his friends.
“While attempting to leave to avoid the melee [Marshall’s wife] was struck in the face by a thrown bottle. She suffered serious injury,” Harvey Steinberg said in a statement.
“While attempting to leave and take his wife to the hospital, the mayhem continued outside. Mr. Marshall is hoping to assist authorities in regards to this matter,” said Steinberg.
Marshall’s lawyer never denied that Marshall took a swing at Myles.
A few days after the fight, the Miami Dolphins unloaded Marshall in a trade to the Chicago Bears. The Bears front office claims not to know about the fight or the fact that Marshall is a loose cannon, who goes around punching women.
You may recall that Marshall was the subject of one of my Medical Minutes on Borderline Personality Disorder. That post came about after Marshall held a news conference to announce his diagnosis.
Marshall arranged the press conference to explain why he’s been arrested six times in the past for violence and other mayhem. One of those arrests was for assaulting his wife who was forced to stab him to get him off of her. That particular arrest landed Marshall in therapy for his aggression and mood disorders.
After completing his therapy, Marshall told reporters that he wanted to be “the face” of Borderline Personality Disorder. But people with BDP and narcissism are notoriously difficult to treat because they think they know more than the therapist.
We can see that nothing has changed.
Photo: Mark J. Rebilas/US PRESSWIRE
Brandon Marshall has admitted he had mental issues;but this shyte right here is beyond mental (if he did punch this woman in the face)he needs some serious consequence.
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
He looks like the type to snatch a btch wig.
:stop: Come on Son this shat is unacceptable
Oh yeah and the ‘5’ year old girl
didn’t know her own mothers name
or her phone number!
Posche says:
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
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I done forgot about Mr. Marshall after reading this
HE NEEDS HELP!!! When the league sees players doing things like this they need to intervene and get them help. My mom always says you have to watch out for those innocent faces like his. smh
Woww…well she did have 9 children and was watching 19! However, if I had that many children I would do a roll call everytime we arrived and departed. I have in laws with that many children who have driven off without one of them, but it didn’t take a whole day to realize they weren’t there.
Posche says:
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
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The little that was left behind was
also the birthday girl!!!!!!
Ole punk bytch ass muthafukka
That’s alright Lil Tony and Ray Ray gone get his ass in that jail and fukk the chit outta his brown booty hole. 
CD FENTY says:
Ole punk bytch ass muthafukka
That’s alright Lil Tony and Ray Ray gone get his ass in that jail and fukk the chit outta his brown booty hole. 
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brown botty hole
69 says:
He looks like the type to snatch a btch wig.
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This chit just made me laugh out loud and this story pissed me off
He did it. The Bears make yet another stellar choice.
Good morning Screw, Selle (long time), luvnlife
Ummmm, I know Marshall has issues and I know that Borderline Personality Disorder is a booger – My ex has this disorder, but I think I’mma need a lil’ more info on this because if I got whopped in the facial area with a bottle DELIBERATEDLY thrown at me….I’ono!
OTHER THAN THAT, MARSHALL GOT ISSUES! MAJOR ISSUES!
@breniqua Wow!!! Im sure was just caught up in soooo much of the hype from Chuck E. Cheese and was overwhelmed
I’m not saying he didn’t do it, but I can see where this might be an opportunity for someone to get some money out of him
Now, in regards to the 5 year old being left behind, in the mother’s defense, she did have to try to keep up with 9 other kids (sarcasm)…
Seriously though how the hayul do you not notice your child is missing for hours on end like that?
@ Tainted_Love….
Hell he’s far from innocent the NFL knows he is a dynamite waiting to explode anytinme he’s set off.He’s knocked his wife Michi Nogami around a few times.
once when he played in Denver and a few while he played for the Miami Dolphins
more bad news to start off the day…..sheesh.
@luvn I recall that I said he looks innocent. They should get this man some help. As long as he’s making plays, I guess they will tolerate
Chile Please with this nonsense
and 
@ Creamy – Who you tawkin’ too???
I don’t know about this one. Although I’m not all into violence and whatnot, if you throw a bottle and it smashes into ANYBODY’s face even if by accident, you kinda deserve whatever you get be it by man or woman. That’s all I’m sayin’.
@Tatted
The Makeup Maven says:
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oh you know
Cause dat's why Im laughing 
Didn’t Da’Brat get some time over something like this?
<—just because…
@ CD – Why YOU laffin’ @ me???
@ Jenie – NO, I really don’t! But i’mma go w/it anyway! —-> see
@Tatted comment 21 is why I started laughing proceeded by your comment too
<— JUST READ AN ARTICLE WHICH NICKI MINAJ WAS TOM'BOUT SHE GON BE BIGGER THAN JAY Z!!!
REALLY?!?! I was under the impression her star was ALRETT fading! 
@Tatted
and dont even know why
You
@ Jenie – I KNOW! I WAS JUS BEING DIFFICULT!
<— SEE AGAIN!
@ CD – I know!
I’m even FINALLY tryna convince Jenie I knew why we were laffin’….AND STILL DIDN’T until she just essssplained it to me!
Posche says:
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
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With ten kids you better do a head count before you go anywhere.
Morning All
The Makeup Maven says:
<— JUST READ AN ARTICLE WHICH NICKI MINAJ WAS TOM'BOUT SHE GON BE BIGGER THAN JAY Z!!! REALLY?!?! I was under the impression her star was ALRETT fading!
She won't ever even be on Bey's level. Her 15mins are clearly up!
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OTB
WHAT IT DOOOOOOOOOOO?!
The Makeup Maven says:
<— JUST READ AN ARTICLE WHICH NICKI MINAJ WAS TOM'BOUT SHE GON BE BIGGER THAN JAY Z!!!
REALLY?!?! I was under the impression her star was ALRETT fading! 
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I don't take anything she say seriously and I am so glad Auntie doesnt post nothing about her soulless self
About the mother leaving the kid behind…no judgement but if that other couple doesnt get charged she shouldnt either.
This chit JUST happ’d and there was no huge outcry. Folks was sharing their stories of being left behind…I wonder if its cause she from Tessas
.
SALISBURY, Md.- A new type of crime is bubbling up and the “bad guys” aren’t exactly squeaky clean.
Thefts of liquid Tide laundry detergent have become so common in some areas that retailers are now locking bottles up or using security devices.
Authorities said crooks are stealing the detergent and then selling it for drug money, or even trading it for drugs.
Tuesday was laundry day for Rhoda Cornish. Her reaction to hearing about this unlikely form of crime is just like most people we spoke with.
“That’s crazy,” Cornish said. “Why would they want to be stealing detergent?”
“Why” is a good question.
Criminals are not going for the Gain, they’re taking the Tide. It all has to do with a lack of serial numbers, making the bottles virtually impossible to track.
Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis has seen it all when it comes to crime. He said the Tide “soap spree” is a new one in his book but he said when it comes to drugs, nothing surprises him.
“They will do anything to get that next fix,” he commented, “But hearing about Tide laundry detergent being used in exchange for drugs, that’s a new one. We’ve not seen that but I guess now it’s something we have to look out for as well.”
Bill Stang of Seaford thinks the economy might have something to do with it.
“It really sounds like a desperate situation and these are desperate times right now. I just cannot believe that people would stoop that low to trying something like that for a bad disease, really,” Stang said.
A major Tide laundry detergent bust was made back in November in Prince George’s County. Officials there said one store was losing as much as $15,000 a month from stolen Tide alone.
who was the genious that came up with this ish???
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Well I’ll be, I thought this was just some random ‘ish. Tide though
The Makeup Maven says:
<— JUST READ AN ARTICLE WHICH NICKI MINAJ WAS TOM'BOUT SHE GON BE BIGGER THAN JAY Z!!! REALLY?!?! I was under the impression her star was ALRETT fading
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BYE ONEIKA. Girl Roman is more famous than you and that's a character YOU made up.
@ Tatted that chile with the football or basketball jersey all the way in the top
@SIS
No it’s because she has 10 kids. You know how we judge people with a gaggle of babies. She probably was rushing off to the welfare office and that one got lost in the shuffle.
What is really hood???
Sweettatted, yso, fenty, boot, otb, jenie, tainted, creamy EVERYBODY!!!!
@ Jenie – Dayum. You said soulless!
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!
@ CD – Dayum. Roman mo’ famous that Nakki and Nakki made up Roman!
SORRY NAKKI!
TaBew
Jenie
OTB
Screw
Gm Auntie & Fam!
@ Creamy – Oh! Okay. I was like It’s boutta go down and I actually have popcorn this time!
Brandon Marshall in Trouble again?
Whats up folks
Crazy or not if somebody throws a bottle at me its on! smh @ leaving the baby behind that goes to show she has way to many children to handle. Hell she went home and went to bed she was ti-red smh.
Frenchie
@ FayFay – HEY SHUGA! I sent pics of my luxurious hair last night and yo azz STILL ain’t respond! I’m done!!!! Hmmmmph! JUST PLAYING. I sent them to your email addy too!
YSo
CD
Frenchie
TaBew did u get my replies?
Whew chit.
Hush @Sis dont get me crunk.
CD :wave: TattTatt :wave:
Whats good girls? I almost didnt make it this morn…
FAYFAY
Bootcampgirl says:
SALISBURY, Md.- A new type of crime is bubbling up and the “bad guys” aren’t exactly squeaky clean.
Thefts of liquid Tide laundry detergent have become so common in some areas that retailers are now locking bottles up or using security devices.
Authorities said crooks are stealing the detergent and then selling it for drug money, or even trading it for drugs.
Tuesday was laundry day for Rhoda Cornish. Her reaction to hearing about this unlikely form of crime is just like most people we spoke with.
“That’s crazy,” Cornish said. “Why would they want to be stealing detergent?”
“Why” is a good question.
Criminals are not going for the Gain, they’re taking the Tide. It all has to do with a lack of serial numbers, making the bottles virtually impossible to track.
Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis has seen it all when it comes to crime. He said the Tide “soap spree” is a new one in his book but he said when it comes to drugs, nothing surprises him.
“They will do anything to get that next fix,” he commented, “But hearing about Tide laundry detergent being used in exchange for drugs, that’s a new one. We’ve not seen that but I guess now it’s something we have to look out for as well.”
Bill Stang of Seaford thinks the economy might have something to do with it.
“It really sounds like a desperate situation and these are desperate times right now. I just cannot believe that people would stoop that low to trying something like that for a bad disease, really,” Stang said.
A major Tide laundry detergent bust was made back in November in Prince George’s County. Officials there said one store was losing as much as $15,000 a month from stolen Tide alone.
who was the genious that came up with this ish???
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Well I’ll be, I thought this was just some random ‘ish. Tide though
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Now this is
People will steal anything not bolted to the ground 
Posche says:
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
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That’s nothing compared to this white woman in Virginia who left her infant child in the car (at work) for over 7 hours; the baby had succumbed to the 90+ degree heat. The mother’s punishment was 6 years probation. We all know had it been one of us, we’ll be in prison for 2nd degree manslaughter.
I guess it could happen, because one of my coworkers said she had gotten all the way to work and didn’t realize she hadn’t dropped her son off at daycare.
:hugs: Fay
Hey IGo
Bootcampgirl says:
SALISBURY, Md.- A new type of crime is bubbling up and the “bad guys” aren’t exactly squeaky clean.
Thefts of liquid Tide laundry detergent have become so common in some areas that retailers are now locking bottles up or using security devices.
Authorities said crooks are stealing the detergent and then selling it for drug money, or even trading it for drugs.
Tuesday was laundry day for Rhoda Cornish. Her reaction to hearing about this unlikely form of crime is just like most people we spoke with.
“That’s crazy,” Cornish said. “Why would they want to be stealing detergent?”
“Why” is a good question.
Criminals are not going for the Gain, they’re taking the Tide. It all has to do with a lack of serial numbers, making the bottles virtually impossible to track.
Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis has seen it all when it comes to crime. He said the Tide “soap spree” is a new one in his book but he said when it comes to drugs, nothing surprises him.
“They will do anything to get that next fix,” he commented, “But hearing about Tide laundry detergent being used in exchange for drugs, that’s a new one. We’ve not seen that but I guess now it’s something we have to look out for as well.”
Bill Stang of Seaford thinks the economy might have something to do with it.
“It really sounds like a desperate situation and these are desperate times right now. I just cannot believe that people would stoop that low to trying something like that for a bad disease, really,” Stang said.
A major Tide laundry detergent bust was made back in November in Prince George’s County. Officials there said one store was losing as much as $15,000 a month from stolen Tide alone.
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Well I’ll be, I thought this was just some random ‘ish. Tide though who was the genious that came up with this ish???
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so where’s the answer to the question?
or did i miss it 
Morning French, Igo
Fay 
Was the woman with the 10 kids black? and wasn’t the divorced couple white?
Morning peeps!! I was sick as a dog yesterday! Seems I had norovirus. Worst 24 hours ever!
On topic: Crazy. On the topic of Chuckie Cheese. Proves my point that place ain’t no good. Never been, probably never will go. Ten kids or not, how you NOT know your child is missing. Did you not put them to bed?
Brb folks!
Creamyyyy!
TaBew yo hair ILL fab!
*checks fone*
@OTB
Me too. Was rushing like a muthafugga this morning got out my car, tripped and fell and landed right on my knees. For some reason I screamed out
Was in the bathroom for 10 minutes wiping my knees off. I’m sure security punk ass been rewinding the tape all morning laughing 
FayFay bay bay
Waddup @IGO
:hugs: @FRENCHY & FAYLA
Whats up CD… Still funny huh?
Hell she went home and went to bed she was ti-red smh.
@Philly Of course she was. Birthday parties are tiring. Whether youre hosting 5 kids or 25. Good morning. :wave:
BRO
Jenie
Whats up…
zoe
YSo 
OutsidetheBox 
@ FayFay – I did not get any replies from you last night!
BUT THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT. IT’S ALL DUE TO YOU! I told a co-worker ’bout your website and she ’bout to order….AT LEAST SHE SAID SHE WAS! 
Was in the bathroom for 10 minutes wiping my knees off. I’m sure security punk ass been rewinding the tape all morning laughing
CD
I SWEAR you betta not eva let our BD get any footage of the chit you get into. 
Hello OTB
My Bro sends his regards…
“Tell ole girl Ill be through to splash”
Tatted whats up
<— NOT LAFFIN' @ CD FOR FALLING, BUT HAD THE VISUAL!
BET THOSE SECURITY BET NOT BE LAFFIN' AT'CHU! 
I hate Chucky Cheese. I won’t even take my kids to someone else’s birthday party there. My sisters have to take on for the team on that sht.
Ten kids or not, how you NOT know your child is missing. Did you not put them to bed?
Nope. They prolly all fell out around the house when they got back. *whispers* They prolly didnt even put the leftover cake and pizza away…
and prolly no bath, except the older ones… LOL
Id be curious to know which # got left behind. Most likely the little quiet one.
:shakebooty: is this wut i gotta do to get OTB attn??
YSO, OTB, IGo, French, lovezoe, FAYLA, Creamy, Philly, Lady
The Makeup Maven says:
@ FayFay – I did not get any replies from you last night!
BUT THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT. IT’S ALL DUE TO YOU! I told a co-worker ’bout your website and she ’bout to order….AT LEAST SHE SAID SHE WAS! 
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My coworkers said the same damn thang, but you know I don’t trust shat they say.
I work with a bunch of lawyers / liars 
IGo-I went back on last night and reading and could not stop
I think I kinda started it 
@OTB
Girl so happy I have on black pants because that chit would have been TRAGIC. Not sure why the hell I screamed out guess I was so damn shocked that my grown ass still around here falling down.
Auntie, you just
That is not the reason that he got traded
He was getting traded anyway and the NFL has rules about when that can happen, he was traded when the time came, or should I say had this incident not occurred he still would’ve been traded.
WHOOP UPSIDE YO HEAD
LET ME STOP FOLKS GOING CRAZY
@Fayla its
#helpful , and 
hey love
Fukk you IGO
Not your brotha tho you just tell him to go to hell. 
Did you tell him I only play on the internet..
I swear fore innanet longevity if he eva say half the chit to me, that you font in his likeness, I will…I will!!! Not like him. 
@OTB-Morning, I hosted my nephews and it was only 5 little boys and afterwards I slept the entire day. Cant imagine having all them kids as my children let alone at a bday party lol. Glad the little girl is safe but at 5 she should no her momma name and #.
Herrrooooo Yall
Fay
Somebody order CD a life-size baby walker
#fallinandish 
Salutations and chit
Damn was everyone running late this morning including my ass. Welp at least I didnt fall on my knees
lubs yu CD 
iheart
i knew OTB luvdid me, i shawwy!
TaBew & Jenie, yall know ppl like to
some will buy, some wont.
O .
jeniefrumdabloc says:
CD FENTY says:
Ole punk bytch ass muthafukka That’s alright Lil Tony and Ray Ray gone get his ass in that jail and fukk the chit outta his brown booty hole.
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brown botty hole <———–
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yall make my stomach hurt lauging at yall post
MissH
Hey Naija
whats up
YSO ummmm wanted you to know that I hate you for yesterdays comment. Serious sads though
that still makes me chuckle thats just as funny as when I first saw Office Space and they said case of the mondays
I was so damn shocked that my grown ass still around here falling down.
I dropped a coworkers pyrex outta the fridge the otha day
his chicken breasts and aspargus was just smelling up the cafe. #Isowwy
Im extra careful when I carry coffee..whew. I dont even wanna talk about it.
JENIE
<— really says heyyyy
Yallcray, MissHarlem
hey guhls
Mawning All!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
… How do u forget ur kids?
^^^^
And the gat-dayum b-day girl at that? Didn’t she have on one of those wack-arse Chuck-e-Cheese crowns they give out? Po’baby…
O’an I can’t stand Chuck-e-Cheese. I would only go on a Tuesday when they first open when all the kids are in school……..
MzTisch
how was your niece’s b-day
@CD
NAIJA how was the bday :woot:
Whelp.
Another professional highlight and streak remover ala Shug Knight.
No need to dye over your hair with dudes like this around. He can punch those bishes out if your not satisfied with the results.
NaijaGal says:
MzTisch how was your niece’s b-day
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Hey there! It was a normal day for her. I think my sis-in-law taking her and a few of her friends out to eat and to the movies this weekend. How was yours?
at 5 she should no her momma name and #.
Girlll speak. That is def. a must, especially for a large family! My brood they all know multiple #s for me cause they all gotta beat each other telling…on..each other
I really cant imagine how they left her, I would expect a constant head count for moms…but maybe she took another kid home? IDK. Sad.
OutsidetheBox says:
Fukk you IGO Not your brotha tho you just tell him to go to hell.
Did you tell him I only play on the internet.. I swear fore innanet longevity if he eva say half the chit to me, that you font in his likeness, I will…I will!!! Not like him
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OTB
He a trip… Ive known him to say some outlandish shait
@MissH I worked…I’ll be heading to Houston this weekend to get into some hoesh*t, I mean partying
Why errbody ass laughing at my mishap this morning its all good ya girl wouldnt late doe. My ass limped right to that timeclock and then went to the bathroom
#builtfordtough
yall make my stomach hurt lauging at yall post
Harlem, Smurfette, MzTisch AAAAAAAAAAAAND Kaycei
I see we got some new emoticons!
Hey Naija!
In my house, you get the whole week to be celebrated. 
Heyyyy Harlemmmmm!!!
@MzTisch I shall be heading to Houston to partake in some libations and fcukery (<<<not literally though)
CD FENTY says:
good ya girl wouldnt late doe.
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girl one is friends with girl 2 only on SR.com , but neither Girl know that girl three know both of them. so girl three know that girl one and girl two have beef and cant stand each other, hate each other in real life, neither one knows that they talk to each on SR.COM because of the screen name. but girl three does. they get along well on here laughing and talking, with made up email address, but girl three said if they knew that they talk to each other, they may
Weird 
NaijaGal says:
@MissH I worked…I’ll be heading to Houston this weekend to get into some hoesh*t, I mean partying
^^^^^^^^
Awwwww, man. I miss doing hoesh*t. I mean partying. My early 20’s was a blast. Unadulterated, reckless, stupid, dumb arse fun. I had to grow up, become a mom and gain morals and values
Hey ISO
Morning
:hugs: @HARLEM
But I would get the serious sads if Bey is shoving her tiddy in the mouth of a Chucky doll and singing it “99 Problems”.
@OTB thanks hun…yay me…do you also get a whole week of gifts
if so you wanna adopt me…I got all my shots and paperwork
My ass limped right to that timeclock and then went to the bathroom
Shut the front door Creamy
Heyyy @Man! :wave:
@Creamy,
I had to read that about 5 times to get it, but now that I do………well dayum.
@Creamy, say what now???
*walks into the room backwards to show off my big azz*
Morning Roses!!
@OTB
These ppl @ the dmv prolly lookN @ me like y she laffN so hard…i wanna know which # was left too.
@MAN
@YGO
Morning yourself. How are you and your golden rod this fine am?
Creammmyyyyy
Naija, Tatted
So @Creamy you’re saying that yallcrazy knows two people on this board who can’t stand each other…yallcrazy call’em out #helpful
I had to grow up, become a mom and gain morals and values
Stupid ass morals and values!
You could try them only Mon-Fri.. 
Wait…SUN thru Fri.
YSO
@CREAMY
Fck that. I want names.
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz :rollseyes:
Tatted!
Those Hips Don’t Lie……….
I still haven’t started on what we talked about. Been so unmotivated. I’m going to get it together tho………
yay me…do you also get a whole week of gifts
Yay the gift of not washing the dishes or whatever chore I charge a small human to live with me
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
well i think we been off topic but anyway this is weird ok here we go
girl one is friends with girl 2 only on SR.com , but neither Girl know that girl three know both of them. so girl three know that girl one and girl two have beef and cant stand each other, hate each other in real life, neither one knows that they talk to each on SR.COM because of the screen name. but girl three does. they get along well on here laughing and talking, with made up email address, but girl three said if they knew that they talk to each other, they may Weird
so, ummm keep us posted :rof:
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Creamy, that sounds like a pot of bullshatt brewing (fabuloso style)
@creamy
I can believe it! Ppl r so different behind the computer screen
NAIJA girl hoeshyt *ahem* partyin is what you suppose to do just have FUN
TATTED
hey hun
OTBBBBB
*whispers* was I a lil hype to say your name just now*
YSO shut thee hell up
@Creamy … why did you call yourself girl 3 and not creamy?
@NAIJA
WELL LET ME KNOW WHERE YOUR PARTYING I’LL TRY TO MAKE IT
Did anyone see SNL when they did The Real Housewives of Disney? That shyt was hilarious. Jasmin phucked the Parrot and pissed of Aladdin. Repunzel knocked the phuck outta Cinderella
JMO’s ass has a reverse sensor? I die!
I don’t know what happened but at this point, females should know not to fluck with Brandon Marshal!
**or
-Chris Brown
-Larry Johnson
-Bobby Brown
-Mike Tyson
-Wesley Snipes
@Detective
Find out who the hell Creamy is talking about. I believe in you I know u can do it
@ YsOSRS
Chile its a mess, 
NaijaGal says:
So @Creamy you’re saying that yallcrazy knows two people on this board who can’t stand each other…yallcrazy call’em out #helpful
Wait
somebody don’t like me? ION fake kick it soo I know that ain’t the case. Hmmmmm Naija 
:hugs: @CHATTED
@Saucey girl I don’t even know what place is popping…I’m staying with a classmate and she was telling me skybar is back up…went there once in ’07…you been? you have any recommendations???
Ty says:
Did anyone see SNL when they did The Real Housewives of Disney? That shyt was hilarious. Jasmin phucked the Parrot and pissed of Aladdin. Repunzel knocked the phuck outta Cinderella
@ Tainted…I left you a message in the last post…
Guhl you look good,
Back DAT thang up
@Man but money talks and lifestyle rules
These ppl @ the dmv prolly lookN @ me like y she laffN so hard…
@brwnbutafly
I bet they SEE that chit in the DMV all the time…ya know…crazy ppl, laughing into they phones and chit *side eye* 
@JMO
It’s not me I have no friends therefore I have no Frienemies 
@CD
@Iheart
Hello…. and you aint right
@ISO
Im good… thanks for asking
@OTB
I wish! I always have to be the “good” girl when I want/need to be ohhhhhhh so “bad”. I over-analyze, so I often think about the what ifs for every single thing I do. It sucks. Motherhood did this to me!!!!
A mother of 10 who threw a birthday party for her 5-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in suburban Houston, Texas, apparently forgot about the girl, went home without her and failed to realize her mistake until the next day, police said Friday.
“She was remorseful. She was upset,” Pearland police investigator Jeff Mink said by phone. “But the question still arises, how and why the child was left behind? And why it took so long for the mother to realize the child was still there.
A restaurant worker alerted police to the abandoned child at 10:50 p.m. Thursday, but the mother did not report her missing until 7:50 a.m. Friday, Mink said.
The woman left the restaurant at 10 p.m. with her other nine children and it wasn’t until she was getting them ready for school the next morning that she realized her mistake, Mink said. He added that the mother, a relative and a friend were the only adults involved in hosting the event, which was attended by 19 children
Police planned to analyze surveillance video from the restaurant before deciding whether to file charges against the mother, who has no record, Mink said.
Meanwhile, the child has been placed in the custody of Child Protection Services.
Restaurant staff referred media calls to the chain’s home office, which was closed at the time.
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Her 9 other children.? Where did the other children think their sister was at? This has to be a situation where a mother is relying a great deal on her older children in the raising of the younger siblings. WOW. ~smh~ China’s one child rule shines when you hear stories like this.
Oh damn what was this post about
@CREAMY
Still
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz
@ChocD, I gotta go read through a few post and see if I can figure it out
@yallcray oh it isn’t you…well then guhl
YSO and then 
OTB but then again 
JMO…uh huh that’s right
@ MzTisch – Giiiirl, don’t I know it! THANK YOU HUN!
@NAIJA
I WILL FIND OUT…
WHERE IS H-TOWN SHE IS FROM HERE SHE MAYBE BE BETTER
*whispers* was I a lil hype to say your name just now*
OutsidetheBox says:
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz
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yeah i saw that yesterday… You got your stripes now man the women of SR have come for your neck and you lived to talk about it…
Welcome to the club !!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t know what happened but at this point, females should know not to fluck with Brandon Marshal!
**or
-Chris Brown
-Larry Johnson
-Bobby Brown
-Mike Tyson
-Wesley Snipes
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Or
– David Justice
– Juelz Santana
– Tyrese Gibson (not cause he hit women just cause…HE DUMB)
Detective Iheart says:
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz
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workers at the dmv don’t give a fcuk…when I had to renew my dl we were in a line that stretched outside and these 2 m-effers wanna chat about the day and ish while we’re all looking like
you don’t see this line 
Nah, she only can type a few words a minute
Ok I can’t see gravis here anymore except at around noon.
So as I’m riding home yesterday (thinking about yall LOL) I started thinking that I hope that I didn’t go off on somebody I “knew”, so I get home hoping that dd was not the DeeDee that I always speak to on here, because I was gonna put on my big girl panteez and said that I probably shouldn’t have said what I said in that exact way, still stand behind my msg just not my delivery. But then I saw that it wasn’t my real DeeDee 1127 (I think that’s the #) and I got to read over the whole post and ALL YALL just are nuts… That is all. I forgot what else I was gonna post just now
girl one is friends with girl 2 only on SR.com , but neither Girl know that girl three know both of them. so girl three know that girl one and girl two have beef and cant stand each other, hate each other in real life, neither one knows that they talk to each on SR.COM because of the screen name. but girl three does. they get along well on here laughing and talking, with made up email address, but girl three said if they knew that they talk to each other, they may Weird
now say what again?
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WHAT IN DEY HELL
@iheart why did I think that was Rickey Smiley in your gravi…Lawd
OFF TOPIC but not really I will be weak when someone gets into an efight and they use this
dont mind me Im having a moment bc when girl 1 & 2 ever find out I will secretly die of laughter
@NAIJA
I don’t know none of y’all outside of SR. Really. I keep my internet life and my real life separate. I’m really no fun outside this blog.
Detective Iheart says:
@ChocD, I gotta go read through a few post and see if I can figure it out
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yallcrazy says:
Ty says:
Did anyone see SNL when they did The Real Housewives of Disney? That shyt was hilarious. Jasmin phucked the Parrot and pissed of Aladdin. Repunzel knocked the phuck outta Cinderella
YES Ty, that ish was toooo funny yo!
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I was pissed they left out the Princess and the Frog
Mannie says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz
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yeah i saw that yesterday… You got your stripes now man the women of SR have come for your neck and you lived to talk about it…
Welcome to the club !!!!!
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Thanks homie…
Im still in shock
I Go There says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t know what happened but at this point, females should know not to fluck with Brandon Marshal!
**or
-Chris Brown
-Larry Johnson
-Bobby Brown
-Mike Tyson
-Wesley Snipes
__________________________
Or
– David Justice
– Juelz Santana
– Tyrese Gibson (not cause he hit women just cause…HE DUMB)
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Or
– Charlie Sheen
– Mel Gibson
– Newt Gingrich (not cause he’ll hit you, but because you’ll either be a mistress of ex wife)
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t know what happened but at this point, females should know not to fluck with Brandon Marshal!
**or
-Chris Brown
-Larry Johnson
-Bobby Brown
-Mike Tyson
-Wesley Snipes
__________________________
Or
– David Justice
– Juelz Santana
– Tyrese Gibson (not cause he hit women just cause…HE DUMB)
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OR
-My baby daddy because he’s a cunt
-IGo-because he stingy with the pee-pee and he has confidence
Too bad its about a trillion miles between YSO JMO and OTB.
Not a lot of letter but a lot of miles.
uh huh that’s right
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I read that in En Vogue “Never Gonna Get It” voice
#ifyalikeyalooseitandI’moutthedoor
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#ordamnatleastgiveclues
Creamy, spill it
@Tatted I see what you did there
*pins IGO e badge on his shirt* now ya official
@YGO
Tyrese…That nigra…He should have stuck to sanging and looking pretty cause when he opens his mouth or logs onto his Twitter…
OTB
**Puts on my gray Matlock suit so I can help Detective crack this case** but before I do
I will secretly die of laughter
I will not so secretly font all my joy at this fukkery
YSoSrs says:
@NAIJA
I don’t know none of y’all outside of SR. Really. I keep my internet life and my real life separate. I’m really no fun outside this blog.
I mean we going out for her b-day and she ain’t even gonna be there 
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She shole don’t yo!
I know approx 5-6 SR, met 3 in person, O…………………..
YSoSrs says:
@NAIJA
I don’t know none of y’all outside of SR. Really. I keep my internet life and my real life separate. I’m really no fun outside this blog.
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So that means you’re meeting up with Yall, dimpz and I??
@NAJI
“but money talks and lifestyle rules”
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No, I mean, why say something slick or test them knowing they will beat a bytch azz without hesitation?
Brandon Marshall den roughed up more hoes than Laila Ali at this point.
Tyrese did lay hands on his pregnant wife
YOU GUYS ARE STRANGE!
………………..AND I LIKE IT! (Cameo style)
I Go There says:
Mannie says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Morning to Igo and his conceited azz
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yeah i saw that yesterday… You got your stripes now man the women of SR have come for your neck and you lived to talk about it…
Welcome to the club !!!!!
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Thanks homie…
Im still in shock
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Man the first time I got e stomped in this joint I was like
they just have no cut cards in this joint!!!
@OTB
JMO and I are in the same city (Chicago) but it’s probably a good thing you and I aren’t. I don’t think the world could handle it.
SON, I wanna slow dance today yo… Please pick us an 80’s fave
@yallcray I caught some mobwives and one of them broads was talking about a gotdang circle…all I could do was
…damn the .O
@ Naija
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@NAJI
“but money talks and lifestyle rules”
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No, I mean, why say something slick or test them knowing they will beat a bytch azz without hesitation?
Brandon Marshall den roughed up more hoes than Laila Ali at this point.
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*dons an Angela Lansbury wig*
Lets get this chit cracked.
NaijaGal says:
Tyrese did lay hands on his pregnant wife
Bastid
Tatted, Owwwwwwwwww <—-cameo guy
@Yall I dont know girl one nor two
just girl three, but she said not to give her Font name 
So i curious too. maybe she will when i keep pressuring her. I wanna Laugh like this 
Stupid
YSO OTB Metta World Peace
OutsidetheBox says:
*dons an Angela Lansbury wig*
Lets get this chit cracked.
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*puts on CSI lab jacket and cap*
Ok Imma go back and read what Creamy wrote. & then I wanna know how the hell Creamy knows this…
@CD & OTB so that means you guys will solve the case 10 minutes before everyone leaves for the day
CD FENTY says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t know what happened but at this point, females should know not to fluck with Brandon Marshal!
**or
-Chris Brown
-Larry Johnson
-Bobby Brown
-Mike Tyson
-Wesley Snipes
__________________________
Or
– David Justice
– Juelz Santana
– Tyrese Gibson (not cause he hit women just cause…HE DUMB)
**************************************
OR
-My baby daddy because he’s a cunt
-IGo-because he stingy with the pee-pee and he has confidence
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:LOL:
Damn Man
@MANNIE
That wasn’t even a proper e-stomping you got. IGo either for that matter.
Y’all should as Man about a real e-stomping. When I was fresh to this blog I was always fcking with him. Good times. Good times.
Has anyone brought some Tide in the huge paint buckets??? Wonder if they are stealing Tide and selling them in those big buckets. A bucket is like 25-35 dollars at least thats what i heard.
@Detective
We need to check out who are email buddies because apparently they have made up faux email addresses.
(bully voice) Mannie, you talking mess yo? #dontforgetiwilldismemberyourname
and I’m off…… Lawd with the emoticon
@Naija, we gotta keep Sandy’s readers tuned in. Ratings and chit.
MissHarlem says:
*pins IGO e badge on his shirt* now ya official
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Yeah… Id rather just got azz shots
OTB you missing the typewriter to go along with the wig
SON :2dance: girls just wanna have funnnnnn then remixes into Im a maniaaaccc maniaaaccccc
I got it! My lunch buddy has lunch with somebody else (dikcinme) and I made a funny comment last wk to Ace and Laker, and now she’s hurt in the butt?
Please confirm.
#aintNONEofthatmyfault
That’s your friend, I saw yall fonting about shoes yesterday
Whats up JMO
Yall with the damn pig saying she off
Where is Laker
I did not go back and read Creamy’s write-up, this just jumped in my head…
Let me know if I’m wrong Creamy.
Nothing much, wassup with you IGO? What are those bday plans looking like?
:2dance: *I’ll Make Love To You* Boyz II Men is a good one
YSoSrs says:
@MANNIE
That wasn’t even a proper e-stomping you got. IGo either for that matter.
Y’all should as Man about a real e-stomping. When I was fresh to this blog I was always fcking with him. Good times. Good times.
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Yso yah wouldnt even font my direction when Yall and others came for my throat… Changed my name and some mo ish… Oh and remember the women of SR STAND together in there estomping of male members…
Heading to get some tide, maybe i can pay my rent w/ the extra money next month, they have NOT taken off the shelves out here :lol wonder how much i can get, still dont know what they selling it for
girl one is friends with girl 2 only on SR.com , but neither Girl know that girl three know both of them. so girl three know that girl one and girl two have beef and cant stand each other, hate each other in real life, neither one knows that they talk to each on SR.COM because of the screen name. but girl three does. they get along well on here laughing and talking, with made up email address, but girl three said if they knew that they talk to each other, they may Weird
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Ok I take my Assessment back, this doesn’t apply ION think
Shoutout to Dickinme :woot: #mybad
lovezoe says:
Morning peeps!! I was sick as a dog yesterday! Seems I had norovirus. Worst 24 hours ever!
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Hope you are feeling better
yallcrazy says:
(bully voice) Mannie, you talking mess yo? #dontforgetiwilldismemberyourname
and
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Now that i got my nuts back from you I might be a lil disrespectful here and there…
SON, Maniac ain’t slow though, but ok *puts on my Flashdance gear*
:2dance:
Im gonna get you sucka
JMO says:
Nothing much, wassup with you IGO? What are those bday plans looking like?
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Atually Im gonna spend it in Texas…
Frenchie
French KI$$E$ says:
*I’ll Make Love To You* Boyz II Men is a good one
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I like that song… “Thats why I love you” is my fav though
You disappoint sargeant mason.
@MANNIE
That is not true. We only stand by if we think the dude (or chick) is an asshole. Then we break out the
and enjoy the show.
And just got roughed up a little. If you’re still sore from that…You could have gotten much worse, believe me.
Harlem
YSoSrs says:
@MANNIE
That is not true. We only stand by if we think the dude (or chick) is an asshole. Then we break out the
and enjoy the show.
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@ Cousin….I think you’re wrong. Ion think DC knows anyone from here but me.
Yall who hurt in the
YSoSrs says:
@MANNIE
That is not true. We only stand by if we think the dude (or chick) is an asshole. Then we break out the and enjoy the show.
And just got roughed up a little. If you’re still sore from that…You could have gotten much worse, believe me.
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Nope im good not trying to have yah show me a real rough time…
@IGO
:2dance: that’s a good one tooooooo
“that’s why i love you…i want everyone to know…said i want the world to know…”
Igo
I don’t believe I know anyone here, personally. But just from lurking, I do know of a regular poster here that works for the same agency as me.
yallcrazy says:
I got it! My lunch buddy has lunch with somebody else (dikcinme) and I made a funny comment last wk to Ace and Laker, and now she’s hurt in the butt?
Please confirm.
#aintNONEofthatmyfault
That’s your friend, I saw yall fonting about shoes yesterday
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This will never be confirmed. If I ever had issues with anyone I wouldn’t email a 3rd party. I have a little Tami Roman and Chrissy Lampkin in my blood