During a press conference in London for the new movie ‘Battleship,’ a rude reporter had the nerve to imply that Rihanna was unhappy in her personal life. The reporter asked if “a certain Mr. Kutcher” would be making the trip to London for the movie’s premiere.
First of all, Rihanna has never confirmed the silly rumors that she was dating Ashton Kutcher.
But besides that, the “Talk That Talk” singer was simply stunned at the reporter’s assumption that she was unhappy without a man in her life.
After a brief pause to collect her thoughts, Rihanna replied, “Wow, how disappointing was that question.”
A moderator jumped in, but Rihanna continued, “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”
Rihanna should have told the rude reporter that she and her personal assistant, Melissa Forde (pictured above), are very happy together.
Watch the verbal exchange after the break.
What is Serena wearing, and why?
Lol serves them right nosey asses smh
Lol omg she does look like serena lol@anna
Rhi dress was gawjus too!!! Love the color
So happy she snapped on dem bytches lawwwdd knows I gets tired of goin in on peeps about my baby mama
Rihanna should have told the rude reporter that she and her personal assistant, Melissa Forde (pictured above), are very happy together.
^LOLOL…
@Anna
That’s not Serena that’s my wife BFF Melissa
After a brief pause to collect her thoughts, Rihanna replied, “Wow, how disappointing was that question.”
————————————————————————-
D@mn, Rhi know how to cut them deep!
Brenden!!!! Lmao at ur name queefer sutherland lol i canntttt!!! Lol
Rihanna should have told the rude reporter that she and her personal assistant, Melissa Forde (pictured above), are very happy together.
GIRL PLEASE
***********************
Can anyone imagine how a interview with Rih and Sandara would go
I have to say,,,No matter the wig,,,The clothes,,,The fo head visible or not,,,Shes beautiful…
Lol at kitrina
Kitrina says:
Can anyone imagine how a interview with Rih and Sandara would go
———–
Rihanna can barely keep her eyes open that lil girl best say no to drugs!
I could wear the hayul outta that dress Rihanna got on. You know how you see a terribly dressed woman out with a person or group and think to yourself “them caint be your real friends”? Melissa ALL DAY.
*she got four phones and I cant manage to keep trackof nor any calls off of ONE*
Wow. Dude coulda left the jeans at home and worn a nice suit to complement Rih’s dress.
WHO IS THAT OLDER WOMAN WITH RIRI??
Is that a SHIM with Riri? Couldn’t be Melissa or Serena looking that tragic, I refuse to believe that it’s not some girly man strutting proudly with Ri
Hey Xama,,,My slow azz just figured out how to do it…Add the nick name that is,,I was so confused cuzz it says you are not allowed,,,But i get it now,,,Yes girl,,,I lubs a woman whos naughty bits make those sounds,,,Chile the first time it happent during sex,,,I thought air had slipped into that baggy azz magnum i was wearing
I know better now,,,And also wear condoms more suitable for my petite um yanno 
xamay
purrty gravi
Sandy, we girls right.. Just admit it, You like RiRi.. It’s cool.. lol We wont think of you any differently if you just admit it you have a thing for her
..
CD
whats up with your girl
I hate the way those jeans fit her.. ugh
Single is not synonymous with “no I aint hit that..”
Most of the time if someone asks if youre flucking so and so and your answer is “Im single”… that means “and what if I did”
But iono her like that..
@IGo
My girl who?
@BRENDEN
“I thought air had slipped into that baggy azz magnum i was wearing ”
_______________________________________________________________________________
I like for my condom to sag a lil too. Nigga need breathing room and chit.
Rihanna should have told the rude reporter that she and her personal assistant, Melissa Forde (pictured above), are very happy together.
____________________
CD getcho wife please
I too am surprised at how much Grander Melissa is in size to Riwhorra
@NikkeMinxx says:
Single is not synonymous with “no I aint hit that..” Most of the time if someone asks if youre flucking so and so and your answer is “Im single”… that means “and what if I did”
But iono her like that..
______________________________
Exactly…
They gone stop flucking with Rih. She slices their asses like Shredder everytime.
Rih is a rude little btch regardless…She felt fine after a line or two of her nose candy.
It look like Melissa got Rihanna arm trapped. Like she couldn’t get away if she wanted to.
Would someone please buy a belt for Melissa…
Xmay
gorgeous gravi girl!
__________________________
c’mere BrenBew
<—Queef free
i heard u was cuttin up last night but i didnt get a chance to read
Should I…I shouldn’t. Nope.
Too early to go off topic I know,,,But Lawrence Odonnell is absolutely correct. The police have been releasing bits n pieces of information in an attempt to cover their botched f*ckery in the Trayvon Martin case making them look right in the process, and making the victim look guilty in the process. His words are true,,,A website I visit and am a supper commenter on,,,The comments have swayed from heavily in favor of Trayvon,,,To now swinging more towards Zimmermans side. Its crazy,,,People are saying Trayvons height alone makes him ineligible to be qualified as a child,,,Hes a man becasue hes 6ft,,,I guess that would make me at 5’3” a child
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
My girl who?
___________________
Rihanna
she should have cursed them out like she do to folks on twitter
Rih is a rude little btch regardless…She felt fine after a line or two of her nose candy
got her so high!
___________________________
Look at how loopy she is – that bish can barely speak that
she looks a lil stoned
Lmao@brenden
Thanks Laker!!
@IGo
Why do u ask that she’s good.
OAN:
U naked yet?
Queefer Sutherland
Heyy fay fay!! Thanks hun:-) *blushes*
@CHOCO
I think Rihanna’s career and personal life is starting to look eerily similar to Whitney Houston…
Jay Z = Clive Davis
Chris Brown = Bobby Brown
Melissa = That chick Whitney was fluckin
Drug Abuse = drug abuse
a lil stoned
That’s why someone spoke up with her
__________________
You being all nice and unbiased and chit! That bish WHACKED OUT OF HER MIND
Shut up Man!
eastpointvet says:
she should have cursed them out like she do to folks on twitter
—————
Would have been much more interesting to watch
@ IGO thank you for changing your gravi to something I can see
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BRENDEN
“I thought air had slipped into that baggy azz magnum i was wearing ”
_______________________________________________________________________________
I like for my condom to sag a lil too. Nigga need breathing room and chit.
AHHHHHHHH #TeamBabydycksUnited!! Go man And Queefer
’mere BrenBew <—Queef free
i heard u was cuttin up last night but i didnt get a chance to read
^^Hey Fayla girl
umhmmmm girl one mo 
yes suga,,,I wasnt cuttin up,,,I was just telling the truth…After using WHIPFINITY for less than a month,,,Ive grown a quarter inch in length,,,And 1/8th an inch in girth,,,Pretty soon my penis will be just under 4 inches when erect!!!
#ThankYouFayla
#TeamWhipfinity
#TeamIllBeWalkingAroundTheGymLockerRoomButtAzzNakedAndProudPrettySoon
@Man
I’ve been thought that Im thinking Amy Whinehouse – Rih won’t stop until it STOPS her!
Oh well, it’s been real peeps. Gonna log off and go read or something.
Kitrina says:
Can anyone imagine how a interview with Rih and Sandara would go
———–
Mother Jefferson says:
_________________
@BADBEW
Micropenis is no laughing matter. At least, not to their faces. They still have feelings and sht.
After using WHIPFINITY for less than a month,,,Ive grown a quarter inch in length,,,And 1/8th an inch in girth,,,Pretty soon my penis will be just under 4 inches when erect!!!
_____________________________________________________________________________
WHIPFINITY you say…
*wipes fo’head* THEM BISH’S HAD THEEE AUDACITY TO HAVE A BISH WORKING THESE PAS’ COUPLE DAYS! AND IT’S GON GET WORSE THE REST OF THE WEEK! Heeeeey SIS, BRO, FAYFAY, HISSSSSSS, NAMESAKE, CHOCO, CD, YSO, KY, HERSHEY, XYZ, MOTHER JEFFERSON, NIKKE, ASHLANDM BRENDEN & MAN
DID I MISS ANYONE???
sooooooooooooooooo Brenden put Whip on his dack?
Wow, she was a bit rude, but somehow I got turned on a bit watching her slice that bytch up with words…
Not a good look to lose your kool in front of the media especially if you know the media is going to ask tough questions she looks even dumber on twitter fighting with fonting unbeknownst to her
@BAD
“AHHHHHHHH #TeamBabydycksUnited!! Go man And Queefer ”
_____________________________________________________________________________
I ain’t got baby nothing!
What’s your email? Ima let you judge for yourself!
YSoSrs says:
Wow. Dude coulda left the jeans at home and worn a nice suit to complement Rih’s dress.
__________________
Obviously Melissa is more comfortable with her role in that relationship. And Rihanna is happy that Melissa finally adjusted to it.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I think Rihanna’s career and personal life is starting to look eerily similar to Whitney Houston…
Jay Z = Clive Davis
Chris Brown = Bobby Brown
Melissa = That chick Whitney was fluckin
Drug Abuse = drug abuse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
:hugs: but really
@ Tatted
Andddd so what she cursed out a reporter
:hugs: @CHATTED
@Yso…ur right….bless those little dycks…bless em..
Choco aka Hippie says:
I too am surprised at how much Grander Melissa is in size to Riwhorra
___________________
Me too. I had no idea Melissa was that tall. Either Mel is growing or Rihanna is shrinking.
what’s wrong with Melissa’s PANTS in that pic??? and ummm, ughhh, if Rih is gonna scissor with a chick I hope she has better taste than that!
:hugs: Tatted
HARLEEEEEEEEEEM
<– looks around for HISSSSS so I don't get sliced & diced
@Harlem
I don’t even call that cursing a reporter out! I just think the bish is high as a kite in that interview and at my age Im thinking everyone needs to be a bit calmer in these days – People getting killed over nonsense!
Yes Whipfinity!!! A revolutionary (and all natural) male enhancement cream/hair and body butter/Salad dressing…It also taste great on a ham sandwich
Fayla is a genius!
Tatted :hugs:
@ Sandra, first you would actually have to show up for the interview with Rihanna, I have a feeling you would cancel at the last minute
BrenBew
#teamBrenBew4life
@ Sandra
<— special for you cuz you been ill! 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BAD
“AHHHHHHHH #TeamBabydycksUnited!! Go man And Queefer ”
_____________________________________________________________________________
I ain’t got baby nothing!
What’s your email? Ima let you judge for yourself!
nigga when did u lose my email? ugh
hey Tattedddddddddddd
@SANDRA
“Obviously Melissa is more comfortable with her role in that relationship. And Rihanna is happy that Melissa finally adjusted to it. ”
_____________________________________________________________________________
So Rihanna convinced Melissa to be the man in the r/ship? Rihanna prolly got Melissa using the plenis on her too.
Fe
@ Sis – go check post # 61
Me too. I had no idea Melissa was that tall. Either Mel is growing or Rihanna is shrinking.
_______________________________
I think it’s the latter – She’s on a drug diet! While Melissa is taking home Rih gourmet doggy bags!
TATTED you miss me
MAN
dont get hurt
BEAUTIFUL DRESS, VERY CLASS-HOWEVER NO HATE BUT THE DRESS UPSTAGED HER
NO MATTER WHAT SHE PUTS ON NOW, SHE JUST LOOKS RUN DOWN-SHE’S A PRETTY GIRL AND ALL, BUT SHE NEEDS TO GET HER REST AND TAKE BETTER CARE OF HER SELF
SHE LOOKS FRESH OFF OF A WEED AND SEX MARATHON
@Choco
Its obvious to errbody but u that you are in love with my wife. Its ok boo welcome to the light :hugs:
Sandra <— special for you cuz you been ill!
________________________________
Well I'll be you just all full of hugs and kisses today
@Tatted
:2dance: hey ma!
@ Harlem – Please see post # 77! Yours was essspecial!
CHOCO on some real chit I think you on to something but nothing she does surprises me
*erases comment 88*
Oh before I forget…. Since Im on the twittah now
I would like to give a things that I would not like to see on my twittah page and shait you will get blocked for.
1. If you got a lot of hatters and you want to talk about it.. please Exit stage left (I dont give a damn and neither does twitter.. trust me Ive checked)
2. I will send out porn Vids if you dont want it just move on or do like the my Chess mate ISO… Say no thank you and keep it moving.
3. DO NOT FILL my Direct messages up with BS… the first time one ofyou jokas send me one of those Im blocking ya.
4. I WILL GET VERY RAUNCHY soo if the folks at your church group dont know you like that… this is your chance to back away right now.
5. what Goes on Twittah STAYS on twittah
6. If you get into it with someone from SR DONT bring that shait to Twitter… I get enough of that from you heffas in the daytime.
7. If I send out pics on Twitter Can they please stay there.
8. If I say something profound know that I may be in the middle of a bender and foolishness will soon follow
9. Thursday Night on Twitter is what Kind of Panties night… if you dont want to be down then GTFOH
10. What goes on Twitter Stays on twitter… (I said it twice cause some you heffas done used so much of that whipfinity that you might got some of that shait in your ears)
That is all.
INTENSE in this bish
Rhi looks nice here but I dont see “Beautiful” when I see her. She was pretty when she first came out. Now she kinda favors dione warwick and madame to me. Maybe its just fast living
dont try to use Tatted as a crutch…u know why u crying
cus ur ass is scared..
OMG i am on my break HOLLERING laffin
i got tears!
i sound like a fuggin maniac laffin right now
Choco aka Hippie says:
Well I’ll be you just all full of hugs and kisses today
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh Tatted….
Hey there darlin’
@CD
Awww boo I just comment like everyone else I can assure you Im no threat to your union/relationship/lust with Riwhorra – #CLEANLINESS IS A VIRTUE I doubt she has!
But hopefully you and I can still remain friends even tho I don’t fiend for RIHEAD
Whats up Tatted…
@ HIS – YEAH, I saw her “running” from the dack in last post!
INTENSE agree!!
Now she kinda favors dione warwick and madame to me. Maybe its just fast living
_________________________
<— KNOWS DAYUM WELL THAT FAYFAY & MY SIS SEEN A BISH SPEAK!
IGO
CONCEITED AZZ!! GOT RULES AND SHAIT.. 
@Choco
I ate so much on lunch today that Ion even have the energy to argue with u bishes right nah but trust tomorrow I’m coming for yall
but for right now :hugs: <— Dont squeeze I might explode
6. If you get into it with someone from SR DONT bring that shait to Twitter… I get enough of that from you heffas in the daytime.
10. What goes on Twitter Stays on twitter… (I said it twice cause some you heffas done used so much of that whipfinity that you might got some of that shait in your ears)
fugg IGO thank he is?
i feel u tho…
Welp, Gotta go. Duty calls! See you all ta’marrah!
*adds male enhancement to list of Whipfinity uses*
nah for real tho dudes have mentioned using it to :jack:
TaBewwwww
sup u sessy thang u??
Yes Sir to your list…
I enjoy you on Twitter…
@ IGO can you put your handle as a link under your name here?
Click my name to see an example and my reaction to all that you just posted.
7. If I send out pics on Twitter Can they please stay there.
:2dance:
^^ how about u dont and there wont be a problem
SIS I SEE U
SHE LOOKS FRESH OFF OF A WEED AND SEX MARATHON
_____________________________________________________
<—- Jealous!
Hey Tatted,,,Dont get mad at me,,,And I knw some wemenz dont like when you be going over there avi with a fine tooth comb and what not,,,And even saving them to your hard drive as an erectile dysfunction/masturbation aide,,,And I know you are taken,,,And I said it the other day,,,But its worth repeating-Girl,,,Yo body,,,Is the bizzness,,,Make a ninja wanna jump sides n what not…Im not sayin,,,Im just sayin
Last time I was scared was the 90’s your ass better check the time and date stamp on your computer and see what year we in :cofee:
<—hasnt found Rihanna pretty since the damn Take a bow or Rehab vid…
@Tatted, u peeped her right? she aint even ready *snakes it backwards* fo' all of thissssss
*
@IGo
Homework assignment:
Tonight when u get out the shower let that thang air dry and as the breeze is curling hairs on yo body that u forgot about I want u to think of me ok baby
@ Brenden –
YOU ARE SO CRAY CRAY! Why thank you bew – 
@ HISSSSSSSS –
GOODNIGHT AGAIN, ALL! *blows kisses – minty, listerined kisses*
all that talk…all that sassy talk.
PROVE IT
CHOCO on some real chit I think you on to something but nothing she does surprises me
__________________________________
But it’s not all on her the only thing I wish for her is to get off them drugs I know all to well what it does I’ve seen it ruin my older sister and damn near ruined my older brother…
The hostility a lot celebs and non-celebs alike is like adding more fuel to the negative fire that is engulfing Americans all over! I just wish for WORLD PEACE – I can totally comprehend getting frustrated and even responding in such a manner – but Young women are killing their babies, young men are being killed off, Children are being killed and left homeless and helpless – I just wanna see more love spread is all…
Sorry for rant
SIIIIIIIIIIIIS
U SEE ME!!!
Laker wtf is yo twitter chile?
do u even have one lol
Mother Jefferson says:
Tatted
@ Sandra, first you would actually have to show up for the interview with Rihanna, I have a feeling you would cancel at the last minute
_________________
First, there would be no interview. Hence, no reason to cancel one.
curling hairs on yo body that u forgot about I want u to think of me ok baby
I had the worse visual ever… balls with three hairs on them only blowing 
________________________________
@ The Makeup Maven, thanks hun.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
7. If I send out pics on Twitter Can they please stay there.
^^ how about u dont and there wont be a problem
___________________________
not them kind nasty azz… out of the gutter please.
I didn’t think to come up with “Twittah Rulez”. I figure what one does on one’s page is their business and I will probably ignore anything that I really don’t like.
As for whether I will follow any of these rules…We’ll see. Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it twice as much.
BAD I DEEWWW GOT IT TODAY lakerchica_87
ALREADY GOT UR SESSY AZZ ON THERE… 
Mother Jefferson says:
@ IGO can you put your handle as a link under your name here?
Click my name to see an example and my reaction to all that you just posted.
______________________________
Nope… Im not doing it.
Just cause Im a rebel…
Mother Jefferson says:
@ IGO can you put your handle as a link under your name here?
Click my name to see an example and my reaction to all that you just posted.
___________
CLASSIC!
@EGO
Make sure your twitter don’t get your azz fired from your real job
ok i just watched the vid and the bish needs some loton on that face, a brush and some Whip for that wig and some lip chap for them lips…WTF @CD get yo btch…she in London looking ROUGH
WOOF WOOF FACE ass
Sandra Rose says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I too am surprised at how much Grander Melissa is in size to Riwhorra
___________________
Me too. I had no idea Melissa was that tall. Either Mel is growing or Rihanna is shrinking.
“Mel”
—————
IGO I NEVER SAID NAZTY PICS… SO WATEV
Bad Influence says:
ok i just watched the vid and the bish needs some loton on that face, a brush and some Whip for that wig and some lip chap for them lips…WTF @CD get yo btch…she in London looking ROUGH
WOOF WOOF FACE ass
__________________
Choco aka Hippie says:
curling hairs on yo body that u forgot about I want u to think of me ok baby
________________________________
I had the worse visual ever… balls with three hairs on them only blowing
Holds head in shame TURRIBLE!
Just like you proved it last sat right?!! Oh ok if I was you I would end this RAT NOW its not looking good for you
CD FENTY says:
@Choco
Its obvious to errbody but u that you are in love with my wife. Its ok boo welcome to the light :hugs:
———————————————-
@CD your GRAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IGO
promised ME some nasty pics
memba u said when u got home 2nite u…uh was gawn send me some? memba IGO?
lmao
WOOF WOOF FACE ass
Wolverine or Some Raggedy Ann 2012 Bullchit 
_____________________
@BAD
@HARLEM U GOT A TWEET ACCOUNT? **ONLY FOR AMIGA PURPOSE**
IGO
YSoSrs says:
YGO
I didn’t think to come up with “Twittah Rulez”. I figure what one does on one’s page is their business and I will probably ignore anything that I really don’t like.
As for whether I will follow any of these rules…We’ll see. Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it twice as much.
________________________________
And I figured YOU would fight it more than anything.
SO I made up some special rules for YSO:
1. Show something
2. Watch porn
3. a nipple here and there dont hurt.
4. Dont wear that snorkle while on twitter
5. Share the most erotic stories you have.
@Choco
One for u
and His one for u
For both of yall _I_
Iono why folks got a prollem with Sir’s rules…that shyt was funnny as hell…
And I’m still basking in the afterglow after watching one of his nasty vids…
Just like you proved it last sat right?!! Oh ok if I was you I would end this RAT NOW its not looking good for you
Did you get very far #GREASE
________________________
Soooooo Harlem – His is the bottom TOP or all over! Tell me more tell me more
@EGO
Make sure your twitter don’t get your azz fired from your real job
_________________________________________________
Gotcha
Im on it
Bad Influence says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
curling hairs on yo body that u forgot about I want u to think of me ok baby
________________________________
I had the worse visual ever… balls with three hairs on them only blowing
———————————————————————-
Like Homer Simpsons head…
Bad Influence says:
IGO promised ME some nasty pics
memba u said when u got home 2nite u…uh was gawn send me some? memba IGO? lmao
____________________
wait When did I say that…
Damn you gon be trouble arent you?
I didnt come last week because i was car shopping…ur point bew?
shes parked outside tho…it always looks good for me
dnt worry i got u. did u say YOU were gna turn me around or out or sm shyt? *le sigh* why are u even playing….
@Choco
One for u
and His one for u
For both of yall _I_
KIZZ MY AZZ (Houston)
_______________________
You know what my response is
Bad Influence says:
IGO promised ME some nasty pics
memba u said when u got home 2nite u…uh was gawn send me some? memba IGO? lmao
((((((((((((((((((((((((
I KNEW U WASNT TO BE TRUSTED GYSPY DYCK. U GOT ME YESTERDAY TALKING ABOUT ROUGH SEX BUT I AINT FALLING FOR IT NO MORE.
Just like you proved it last sat right?!! Oh ok if I was you I would end this RAT NOW its not looking good for you
SO I HEARD!!
________________________
^^^^^^^^^ WHAAAAAAAAAT!! NOT HIS SHE IS ONEWITHEMEEOW!!
Harlem & His
<—c what it did there group 
& 
Like Homer Simpsons head…
it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
______________________
Exactly
@IGO
im saying tho…thats what YOU told me…so I expect u 2 follow thru, nah’mean?
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
Homework assignment:
Tonight when u get out the shower let that thang air dry and as the breeze is curling hairs on yo body that u forgot about I want u to think of me ok baby
_________________________________________________________
Damn lady.
dnt worry i got u. did u say YOU were gna turn me around or out or sm shyt? *le sigh* why are u even playing….
^^ IF ANY I MEAN AAAAANY ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED **AKA MAKE YALL A SAMMY OR SUCK A TITT OR TWO ** LET A CHICA KNOW
#HERETOHELP
YGO says:
And I figured YOU would fight it more than anything.
SO I made up some special rules for YSO:
1. Show something
2. Watch porn
3. a nipple here and there dont hurt.
4. Dont wear that snorkle while on twitter
5. Share the most erotic stories you have.
_____
No. You can’t tell me what to do on MY Twittah. And you haven’t done anything to deserve any special requests that I know of.
CHOCO thats what shes tryna figure out and
I read it just like that
FIANCE deep sigh
@Bad I had to go watch the vid again,,,I dnt see nothin you seein.lol..Hey but I aint got the eyes of a woman,,,Im cross eyed like my mama,,,But you women got that eye to spot anything,,,I aint picky,,,Rihanna could get it,,,But hey, so could a man in a wig (see Wendy Williams for reference) ,,,Like I said,,,I aint picky
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IGO I NEVER SAID NAZTY PICS… SO WATEV
________________________________________
I get the watev now… damn
“I KNEW U WASNT TO BE TRUSTED GYSPY DYCK.”
@Laker, i didnt go so she’s bitter
@Fay!!!
LAKES
twitter scares me like the devil
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like Homer Simpsons head…
it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
______________________
Exactly
——————————————————————–
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
:rofl @ Igo Rules and regulations for Twittah
Gotcha
Im on it
________________
So is BIG BROTHER and that GUVMENT JOB- My job sent a email the other day reminding us of how our emails are company property as well as text and other chit!
Yeah a bish went and bought a boost – still don’t matter cuz Im employed by them so they could still consider anything I do inappropriate that are outside company rules and regulations just sayn BRO! Its real out here!
HARLEM ITS ESSCARE ME TOO!! PROLLY WONT POST SHAIT
ITS OK COME TO THE TWEET TWAAT WORLD 
BAD SHAIT I BE SALTY AS FUK TOO!! SESSY BISH U!!
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
and his three hairs 
_______________________________
Bad Influence says:
@IGO
im saying tho…thats what YOU told me…so I expect u 2 follow thru, nah’mean?
______________________________
I feel like im being punked out of some pics round this piece…
IM A KARATE MAN….KARATE MEN BRUISE on the INSIDE.
I SAID
DAMMIT! 
choco says:
But it’s not all on her the only thing I wish for her is to get off them drugs I know all to well what it does I’ve seen it ruin my older sister and damn near ruined my older brother…
The hostility a lot celebs and non-celebs alike is like adding more fuel to the negative fire that is engulfing Americans all over! I just wish for WORLD PEACE – I can totally comprehend getting frustrated and even responding in such a manner – but Young women are killing their babies, young men are being killed off, Children are being killed and left homeless and helpless – I just wanna see more love spread is all…
Sorry for rant
************************************
…………….. and the 
goes to Choco for best dramatic blog post of 2012. 
CHOCO GET YO LIFE GIRL
@Brenden
bless ur heart
Fiance, i prefer moans
@Choco
Shyt’s real…I think my job knows all I do and ain’t fired me yet for it, so it must not be that serious…
Like Homer Simpsons head…
______________________
Exactly it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
——————————————————————–
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
^^^
CHOCO thats what shes tryna figure out and I read it just like that
Well chit help her decide 
____________________________
HIS
dont come for me 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Gotcha
Im on it
________________
So is BIG BROTHER and that GUVMENT JOB- My job sent a email the other day reminding us of how our emails are company property as well as text and other chit!
Yeah a bish went and bought a boost – still don’t matter cuz Im employed by them so they could still consider anything I do inappropriate that are outside company rules and regulations just sayn BRO! Its real out here!
____________________________________
I hear ya.
CD FENTY says:
choco says:
But it’s not all on her the only thing I wish for her is to get off them drugs I know all to well what it does I’ve seen it ruin my older sister and damn near ruined my older brother…
The hostility a lot celebs and non-celebs alike is like adding more fuel to the negative fire that is engulfing Americans all over! I just wish for WORLD PEACE – I can totally comprehend getting frustrated and even responding in such a manner – but Young women are killing their babies, young men are being killed off, Children are being killed and left homeless and helpless – I just wanna see more love spread is all…
Sorry for rant
************************************
…………….. and the goes to Choco for best dramatic blog post of 2012.
CHOCO GET YO LIFE GIRL
Shyt’s real…I think my job knows all I do and ain’t fired me yet for it, so it must not be that serious…
________________________
Dont ever get them having you think like that! That chit will be real serious if budget aren’t what they used to be and mofos need to start downsizing!
Ways out, IGO…
Lemme leave your sack alone
<—–I agree with CD and it ain't just cuz I got a soft spot for Rih…Ion think her "problem" is all that serious, honestly, and until she comes out and says she has a problem she looks and acts like a typical early 20's chick out here kickin' it in the world….
CD FENTY says:
choco says:
But it’s not all on her the only thing I wish for her is to get off them drugs I know all to well what it does I’ve seen it ruin my older sister and damn near ruined my older brother…
The hostility a lot celebs and non-celebs alike is like adding more fuel to the negative fire that is engulfing Americans all over! I just wish for WORLD PEACE – I can totally comprehend getting frustrated and even responding in such a manner – but Young women are killing their babies, young men are being killed off, Children are being killed and left homeless and helpless – I just wanna see more love spread is all…
Sorry for rant
************************************
…………….. and the 
goes to Choco for best dramatic blog post of 2012. 
CHOCO GET YO LIFE GIRL
__________________________________________
CD FENTY says:
choco says:
But it’s not all on her the only thing I wish for her is to get off them drugs I know all to well what it does I’ve seen it ruin my older sister and damn near ruined my older brother…
The hostility a lot celebs and non-celebs alike is like adding more fuel to the negative fire that is engulfing Americans all over! I just wish for WORLD PEACE – I can totally comprehend getting frustrated and even responding in such a manner – but Young women are killing their babies, young men are being killed off, Children are being killed and left homeless and helpless – I just wanna see more love spread is all…
Sorry for rant
************************************
…………….. and the goes to Choco for best dramatic blog post of 2012.
CHOCO GET YO LIFE GIRL
_____________________________________________
and the goes to Choco for best dramatic blog post of 2012.
CHOCO GET YO LIFE GIRL
_________________________
Girl Im no Rih fan Im just seeing something we all seeing a bish spiraling out of control and she’s young so I do feel a lil empathy for her!
@Choc, pay her no dust…she frontin.
@IGO
ion know what u tom’bout but if i dnt see them pics, karate man or wtfeva u are is gna get chun lee kicked in the bawlz 
Choco aka Hippie says:
So is BIG BROTHER and that GUVMENT JOB- My job sent a email the other day reminding us of how our emails are company property as well as text and other chit!
Yeah a bish went and bought a boost – still don’t matter cuz Im employed by them so they could still consider anything I do inappropriate that are outside company rules and regulations just sayn BRO! Its real out here!
——————————————————————
Yes Lady…
We got that email too…
Corporate love to remind mofos about the Defense budget cuts…
@Choco
I hear you loud and clear…you’re right, they are watching…but I know some IT folk who told me that they pretty much don’t GAF what folks do unless it’s blatant shyt like porn, gambling, etc.
KyCakes says:
Ways out, IGO…
Lemme leave your sack alone
____________________________
Its all good… get a lil close if you want.
Feline Feminine says:
<—–I agree with CD and it ain't just cuz I got a soft spot for Rih…Ion think her "problem" is all that serious, honestly, and until she comes out and says she has a problem she looks and acts like a typical early 20's chick out here kickin' it in the world….
Katt Williams said ya'll let Whitney smoke her kneecaps off b4 mufuggas wanted 2 admit she had a problem…we had 2 wait til Whits voice got fugged up..
Rih came in the game with a fugged up voice so….
*whitneys voice* HOW WILL I KNOW?…
#serious question
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Like Homer Simpsons head…
______________________
Exactly it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
——————————————————————–
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
^^^
__________________________________
Oh that funny
5:00!!!
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
Ways out, IGO…
Lemme leave your sack alone
____________________________
Its all good… get a lil close if you want.
———————————————————————-
*puts on bi-focals*
, pay her no dust
___________________
Im using that
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
MEL-lisa looks like a woman from the hairline up and from the ankle down… all that in the middle……
*bops u in the head with Evelyns clutch purse*
just why???
Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Like Homer Simpsons head…
______________________
Exactly it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
——————————————————————–
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
^^^
__________________________________
Oh that funny
^^^ VERY FUNNY…
yeah take yo ass home Wut
lmao
If Rih does od or something I hear that really smart goats be taught to dutty wine and take a punch. Wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference once it starts “singing” too.
She is still beautiful to me
I
her personality she has no Fs to give and I love her for it
I love how her and Melissa hold each other down! #teamBFF
Bad Influence says:
Katt Williams said ya’ll let Whitney smoke her kneecaps off b4 mufuggas wanted 2 admit she had a problem…we had 2 wait til Whits voice got fugged up..
Rih came in the game with a fugged up voice so….
*whitneys voice* HOW WILL I KNOW?…
___________
It could just be me but I really don’t see it…
And
at ur comment about her voice…
#serious question
@Laker
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Like Homer Simpsons head…
______________________
Exactly it was the breeze chit that gave me that visual
——————————————————————–
*pictures IGO’s sack being lifted gently by the breeze*
^^^
__________________________________
Oh that funny
^^^ VERY FUNNY…
_______________________
okay
@CD What the hayle is up with that pic??
I Go There says:
Oh before I forget…. Since Im on the twittah now
I would like to give a things that I would not like to see on my twittah page and shait you will get blocked for.
1. If you got a lot of hatters and you want to talk about it.. please Exit stage left (I dont give a damn and neither does twitter.. trust me Ive checked)
2. I will send out porn Vids if you dont want it just move on or do like the my Chess mate ISO… Say no thank you and keep it moving.
3. DO NOT FILL my Direct messages up with BS… the first time one ofyou jokas send me one of those Im blocking ya.
4. I WILL GET VERY RAUNCHY soo if the folks at your church group dont know you like that… this is your chance to back away right now.
5. what Goes on Twittah STAYS on twittah
6. If you get into it with someone from SR DONT bring that shait to Twitter… I get enough of that from you heffas in the daytime.
7. If I send out pics on Twitter Can they please stay there.
8. If I say something profound know that I may be in the middle of a bender and foolishness will soon follow
9. Thursday Night on Twitter is what Kind of Panties night… if you dont want to be down then GTFOH
10. What goes on Twitter Stays on twitter… (I said it twice cause some you heffas done used so much of that whipfinity that you might got some of that shait in your ears)
That is all.
fuggin
did u accept my follow request tho?
MEL-lisa looks like a woman from the hairline up and from the ankle down… all that in the middle……
*bops u in the head with Evelyns clutch purse
FUKN WRONG!!
YSoSrs says:
If Rih does od or something I hear that really smart goats be taught to dutty wine and take a punch. Wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference once it starts “singing” too.
_____________
YOU AIN’T SHYT FOR THIS COMMENT…
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
Ways out, IGO…
Lemme leave your sack alone
____________________________
Its all good… get a lil close if you want.
———————————————————————-
*puts on bi-focals*
You got it!
_______________________
Folks just mean round here…
IGO
HE KNOW HE LIKE IT!! GOLDEN ROD FUKA!
KY
@Phro
<— DONT ASK DONT TELL
@His
Are u really using Katt Williams as an example a nicca who is a dope head himself. Muthafugga came into the game with gorgeous hair and his chit now look like somebody snatched his quick weave off and his edges went the hell right with it.
IF ANY I MEAN AAAAANY ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED **AKA MAKE YALL A SAMMY OR SUCK A TITT OR TWO ** LET A CHICA KNOW #HERETOHELP
__________________________________________________________________________
Also avaiable to assist in titty sucking.
PHROOOOOO U GOT A TWEET TWAT ACCT?? I GOTS ONE TODAY
**NOT THAT IM POSTING CHAIT BUT HE**
I hear you loud and clear…you’re right, they are watching…but I know some IT folk who told me that they pretty much don’t GAF what folks do unless it’s blatant shyt like porn, gambling, etc.
________________________________
They don’t know chit either Corporate don’t gaf about them when it come to the bottom line! Chiid one of them could get their walking papers before you and you may not even know about it
Rih came in the game with a fugged up voice so….
*whitneys voice* HOW WILL I KNOW?…
#serious question
**************************************************************************
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
MEL-lisa looks like a woman from the hairline up and from the ankle down… all that in the middle……
_____________
ytf cant my asst tell that i RLY dont be listenin to SHAT she say tho?? :rollseyes: she just be talking away & i just be
all i hear is Wa-wah-wa-wah #charliebrown
@FEFE
What? I’m trying to give the dedicated soldiers in Rih’s army a silver lining just in case. Is that so wrong?
Phro
I had to set some ground rules homie…
Sandra still ain’t told me who the designer is of that dress…I need to know this and I need to know it within the next two weeks…
g’night y’all!
YSoSrs says:
If Rih does od or something I hear that really smart goats be taught to dutty wine and take a punch. Wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference once it starts “singing” too.
@CD, he looks like he sleeps in the bottle dnt he? bless his coarse hair having heart
Damn I wish my co-worker’s IQ was a higher # than her waistline. Cause as high as that is, she’s dumb as fukk!
IF ANY I MEAN AAAAANY ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED **AKA MAKE YALL A SAMMY OR SUCK A TITT OR TWO ** LET A CHICA KNOW #HERETOHELP
__________________________________________________________________________
Also avaiable to assist in titty sucking.
^^^
I GOT THE LEFT 
IGO
GIVING FUKN TWEET TWAAT RULES BISH CAN BEARLY WORK THE FUKN SHAIT… OL FANCY AZZ
<<DOUBLE!
Dimpz!
hey sugah pooh sweetie dew!
how u durrin?
Choco aka Hippie says:
I hear you loud and clear…you’re right, they are watching…but I know some IT folk who told me that they pretty much don’t GAF what folks do unless it’s blatant shyt like porn, gambling, etc.
________________________________
They don’t know chit either Corporate don’t gaf about them when it come to the bottom line! Chiid one of them could get their walking papers before you and you may not even know about it
________________________________________________
For the most part as long as you are not representing the company in a bad light. I.e. talking about the company or govt by name… saying you work for the company and having alot of crazy shiat on your pages… or anything criminal….
I HAVE a Twitter that
1. Doesnt have my name
2. Doesnt have my pic
3. Doesnt talk about what I do or where
4. isnt negative in any way.. and I don use my govt computer for it.
So Im good…
@CD #DulyNoted….
@Laker Yeah but………..
@Fay
I got it im gonna do it when I get home
ole whipfinity azz.
Three months after Cooper, 37, and his Words costar Zoe Saldana, 33, first hooked up, the couple have called it quits, a source confirms to the new issue of Us Weekly.
“They’re definitely not together,” the insider says of the pair, who met while filming the upcoming thriller and were first spotted kissing at a New Year’s Eve bash. Though Saldana — who split from fiance and love of 10 years Keith Britton in November — was spotted hanging with Cooper’s mom, Gloria, in February, pals say she isn’t too bummed about her breakup.
“She and Bradley weren’t superserious at all,” says a pal of Saldana and Cooper, whose A-list exes include Renee Zellweger, Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Lopez and Beginners actress Melanie Laurent.
_____________________________
Jacked from BOssip
I heard the Bradley is gay and their lil union was for the media – I mean what grown azz man brings him MOM out on dates and vacations with the girl is dating the majority of the time
Aggrevated, pissed off and ready to Rock Bottom a bish or two.
HOw you be though Sweetness?
I may have to go home and “play nice” before I end up in jail.
PHRO
I SEE.. ITS KEEWL-CANDY MAMA VOICE
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
GIVING FUKN TWEET TWAAT RULES BISH CAN BEARLY WORK THE FUKN SHAIT… OL FANCY AZZ <<DOUBLE!
_________________________________
For the most part as long as you are not representing the company in a bad light. I.e. talking about the company or govt by name… saying you work for the company and having alot of crazy shiat on your pages… or anything criminal….
I HAVE a Twitter that
1. Doesnt have my name
2. Doesnt have my pic
3. Doesnt talk about what I do or where
4. isnt negative in any way.. and I don use my govt computer for it.
So Im good…
All I can do is share the information!
__________________________
Okay
Hey Phro! :wave:
KyCakes says:
@Laker calling @IGO Golden Rod….
_________________________________
KY dont encourage her
ZOE
I WOULD GO FULL LESB FOR THAT BISH RIGHT THURR 
@IGO – So you’re just gonna ignore my indecent proposal, huh?
Ai-ight
@Laker
@Laker
:hugs: @ Dimpz
Whats wrong babes – co-workers again
Choco aka Hippie says:
For the most part as long as you are not representing the company in a bad light. I.e. talking about the company or govt by name… saying you work for the company and having alot of crazy shiat on your pages… or anything criminal….
I HAVE a Twitter that
1. Doesnt have my name
2. Doesnt have my pic
3. Doesnt talk about what I do or where
4. isnt negative in any way.. and I don use my govt computer for it.
So Im good…
__________________________
Okay All I can do is share the information
_____________________________
I feel you we get the same info… I get where you coming from
Dimpz & lakes
KyCakes says:
@IGO – So you’re just gonna ignore my indecent proposal, huh?
Ai-ight
___________________________________
KY proof is in the pudding…
PHRO.. POST THE SHIT TWEW TIMES TOO.. FORGET U PHRO… U CUT ME DEEP BRUH.. REAAAL DEEP!!
Alright Im out
Ill holla at yall later.
KyCakes says:
@IGO – So you’re just gonna ignore my indecent proposal, huh?
Ai-ight
__________________________________________________________
He did … I was also lurking and waiting for a reply
JMO WERE THE FUK U BEEN PYT!!!
IGO
dont be akkin like i that request was just sent today 
I feel you we get the same info… I get where you coming from
________________________
Kool!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
JMO WERE THE FUK U BEEN PYT!!!
___________________________________________________
Workin and lurkin … trying to catch up
IS IT 4:30 AAALREADY?? DANG.. OK SEE YALL TOMOROW
LOOK MY TWAT ACCT lakerchica_87 **side eye phro** 
Co-Worker: Dumb as fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Comprehension level of a fuggin infant. Everything you tell her you need a graph, cue cards, index cards, an Excel spreadsheet, cliff notes and a blackboard then she just MIGHT get it.
Boredom: I have job security but, it may be time for me to move on. *About to yap off on this bish on my phone as I type*
Sinuses: I got a headache and the lack of ability to breeve ain’t helping.
Hormonal: I’m gonna be a girl soon, my sexlife is active as a dead slug and I refuse to “play” alone or with ppl that are upsetting me.
Other than that, i’m Gucci!
dimpz
Co-Worker: Dumb as fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Comprehension level of a fuggin infant. Everything you tell her you need a graph, cue cards, index cards, an Excel spreadsheet, cliff notes and a blackboard then she just MIGHT get it.
Boredom: I have job security but, it may be time for me to move on. *About to yap off on this bish on my phone as I type*
Sinuses: I got a headache and the lack of ability to breeve ain’t helping.
Hormonal: I’m gonna be a girl soon, my sexlife is active as a dead slug and I refuse to “play” alone or with ppl that are upsetting me.
Other than that, i’m Gucci!
_________________________
Well dayum now Im confused I don’t know whether to offer you condolensces or throw a rabbit your way
Sinues I’ve been using nasonex
Job Security and moving on -see whats out there no harm in that
Co-Worker being dumb as rocks enhances your job security more
I’m thinking i’m gonna hitch hike to Miami by Sunday, snag me a 6’6″, 265lbs Negro/Samoan for a few hours and make my life right.
*Cues Dreams by The Game*
JMO
<—it's almost 5'oclock fitted Tee
Dimpz
@cho co-worker comprehension skillz 
it's gone be awiight mami
@ Fayla…And I was TRYING to make the bish look GUD!
Two people have been arrested and accused of kidnapping, starving and beating a disabled woman in a Queens home for more than a year, police say.
Police found the 58-year-old victim inside the Rockaway Park home last Thursday, after her niece in Pennsylvania became concerned she hadn’t heard from her in months.
The victim was found locked in an empty room that could only be opened from the outside, huddled on the floor, bleeding from the head and malnourished, authorities said.
Authorities said Patrick Donovan, 42, and Mae Washington, 63, repeatedly beat the victim with their fists and with a cane, locked her in a room and sometimes bound her with tape.
She was also forced to clean up after their dog and multiple cats, even though she is partially paralyzed on the left side of her body, authorities said.
The couple also stole her Social Security checks and cashed them, authorities said.
The victim had been living with the couple since January 2011, when she was approached by them while at an assisted living facility, the Queens prosecutor’s office said. They convinced her to rent space with them to save money.
The victim is now recovering in the hospital.
Washington and Donovan have been charged with kidnapping, assault and endangering the welfare of a disabled person. This was their second arrest this month; they were previously arrested for burglarizing their neighbor.
The two remain jailed with no bond. If convicted, they face up to 25 years in prison. They’re expected to return to court in April.
PPL are twisted.
@DIMPZ – GO FOR IT!
@FAY
Well that is job security let her stay dumb she is more than likely behaving like that on purpose
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
@IGO – So you’re just gonna ignore my indecent proposal, huh?
Ai-ight
___________________________________
KY proof is in the pudding…
—————————————————————-
You ain’t gon’ be happy until a bish is bucket nekkid on your doorstep…
Fayla
@Dimpz – Hey bew
JMO and Fayla –
Alright, all. I’m out :wave:
Tryin’ to sneak out this bish early while the massa is gon…
Can’t let ’em catch me or I’s be in a whole HEAP o’ trouble…
Nighty-night!
@ Choco…NOpe! She’s really that dumb and my manager covers her ass so, her job security is probably better than mine.
#WhenReligiousPPLUnite
#WhenReligiousPPLUnite
____________________
Say no more! Hmph girl maybe their is a BLESSING for you at some other company! Cant stand nepotism or anything close to it!
Girl my manager is a sweetheart but, she kills us looking out for Tweedle Dumb she gets ALL kinds of advantages/perks and be the FIRST muvfugga to dodge being helpful
So yall KNEW there was a post on a tragically shaped person like Melissa Forde above and NOBODY came to get me? Really peepa? REALLY?
She walking around looking like the love chile of Madea and Mr. Potato Head the kind with those fake lips and yall ain’t call a bish????
Where is my Sassy Snatch????
@ Feline
I just bought my HCG Platinum and guess what,
it was on SALE! Yay!
It was $49.99. That price is good thru
April 24 or 26.
Thanks a lot for the info.
@BRENDEN
I see that yo azz was cheating on me
early this morning…
Kdub- I lubs you and that sense of humor. That’s why I come here! You always put a smile on my face.
I love YEW TEW @Gyp :2dance: hope you and your babies are goodie!
their necks for me!
You ain’t gon’ be happy until a bish is bucket nekkid on your doorstep…
—————————————-
Don’tchu show up on a Tawana Iverson to nobody door. Just nekkid.
@KDUB – What up 919/252
So yall KNEW there was a post on a tragically shaped person like Melissa Forde above and NOBODY came to get me? Really peepa? REALLY?
She walking around looking like the love chile of Madea and Mr. Potato Head the kind with those fake lips and yall ain’t call a bish????
When to NC for the day last week-end and went to Wilson Parkers (greenville) taste much better…Why come I will never go to that Parkers again? I felt like I was the first black person allowed to order from the back. I MEAN the whole, THE WHOLE kitchen stopped as I placed my order…..GOTDAMN
@BRENDEN
I see that yo azz was cheating on me
early this morning…
^^^ @Posche Oh no no no suga,,,Twas just a booty call,,,Remember we allotted each other 2 per year? The sex wasnt even all that great
She aint swallow, no anal.smh…Damn I miss the good ol days when lemme just put the head in would work 
How was yo day sweetness??? Mines was great,,,Woke up with the aroma of sex in the air,,,Seent in albino cock roach in my kitchen,,,You know they say that means good lucks a cummin,,,Either that or more roaches to come,,,Either way girl-Im happy 
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland
I guess I hurry out of here so I can order my salmon fire cracker rolls from cheesecake factory…put them in my grocery bag and go home and lock my door at eat it along with my Lemoncello Cream Torte (I TELL YOU!!! talking about something good….*fans self.
I’m just gonna tell Mister I’m really tired and he can eat leftovers.
Nite
Hole up Hole up!(in my martin voice) What’s the meaning of this #teamchunk?
@Gyps or YoYo,,,This who you look like a first glance,,,At least to me,,,Team Chunk is an exclusive club that both Cali, myself, and YallStill are co Presidents…We dont just let anybody in
If you aint never ate a half a stick of butter-Just for the phucc of it…You aint team chunk! If youve never written a thank you letter to not just Ben but Jerry too-You aint team chunk,,,If you never had to duct tape your mid section in order to fit into your Easter Sunday best-You aint team chunk,,,Were very selective,,,Extremely supportive,,,,And we get all the Blue Friday deals (A private news letter that includes the release dates, taste reviews, and coupon offers of all the newest snacks produced by hostess) Thats #TeamChunk Our motto is-
If its edible-Then we gone eat it
The more the calories, the more we need it
No skinny b*tches allowed on Team Chunk
Healthy living and dieting is 4 punks
Brenden – I’m a honary member, I’m size 4..falling towards a 6 after that lemon cake….I sweater sweet baby Jose it was soooooo good! But I don’t need you telling errrybody about my chunky bootie.
I have been forwarned by mister if I go above size 6, I will have to go do Nurtisystem, Jenny Craig and Richard Simmions the same day!
Oh and in the video stills Zimmermans red shirt is a unbuttoned, and guess what color T-shirt he has on underneath? Grey. I heard a 911 call of a 30 y.o. Woman who said the person on top was in a grey tshirt, it would be easy to distinguish between a hoodie or a tshirt.
I saw the video of ZIMMERMAN and there was NO blood…NO bruises…No nothing! Unfreakingbelievable!
Man, I just don’t care™ says: I think Rihanna’s career and personal life is starting to look eerily similar to Whitney Houston…
Jay Z = Clive Davis
Chris Brown = Bobby Brown
Melissa = That chick Whitney was fluckin
Drug Abuse = drug abuse
******************************************
messy wig = messy wig
Guess I’m the only one that thinks Melissa looks fine…she was playing background so
Anywho…morning folks
free
*on a sidenote I’m sure we all know Zimmerman and his crew (i.e. police) are full of sh*t…bring on the grandjury 12 more days to go*
Morning Naija
Free 
Its about to go down with Zimmerman, the smoking gun was the latest video release 
Naija<3
hey purdii bew!
Zimmerman will be some black guys btch in prison…him and his anus will reallllllly hate that…
<–orange pineapple juice
hey Jenie
morning chicas!
Morning Feline, Bad
Morning Naija, free, jenie, His, et al!
Fe!
hey mama..
Morning yall!
Bad Influence
please stop killing us with your beauty…must you be this fly…hmpf
jenie, FeFe
ddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaassssssss
bnatural
bnatural how u doing
@His
You just HAVE to shyt on us with that gravie this morning huh!?
*patiently awaiting a
*
You heffas do know its too damn early
Morning Yall….
So the hunt for our black boys begin… read this:
This bastard lied to police! As a result this young smart young man is dead…
PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — A California 911 caller told emergency dispatchers he’d just been robbed at gunpoint by two men who fled with his computer and backpack.
Pasadena Police Chief Philip Sanchez said that call set off a deadly chain of events that led officers to shoot and kill a 19-year-old college student, later identified as Kendrec McDade, late on Saturday night.
McDade was spotted in an alley about two blocks from the spot where Oscar Carrillo told police he’d been robbed, Sanchez said Wednesday.
“The actions of the 911 caller set the minds of the officers,” Sanchez said.
McDade ran from officers until an officer used the police cruiser to block McDade’s path in an alley and rolled down his window, Lt. Phlunte Riddle said.
McDade allegedly made a motion at his waistband and the officer opened fire. A second officer who was chasing McDade on foot also opened fire, Riddle said.
McDade, who was less than 10 feet away from the patrol car when the officer opened fire, died of his injuries at Huntington Hospital. The Citrus College student was a football standout at Azusa High School.
In an interview Monday with detectives, Sanchez said Carrillo admitted that he made up the story about the gun to speed up the officers’ response. Detectives now believe McDade and the other person, a juvenile, were unarmed, Riddle said.
Carrillo was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of involuntary manslaughter in connection with the officer-involved shooting, Sanchez said.
Sanchez said video from a security camera shows the two young men were involved in the theft of a backpack from Carrillo’s car, according to the Los Angeles Times. Sanchez alleged that McDade was a lookout in the theft.
The juvenile co-suspect was charged with two counts of commercial burglary, one count of grand theft and one count of failure to register as a gang member as a condition of his probation, Sanchez said. He remains in custody.
Igo
wake dat azz up 
NaijaGal says:
Bad Influence
please stop killing us with your beauty…must you be this fly…hmpf
————————————————————————–
Atleast you get killed with beauty….i get the sharp metal object that’s took in her purse *points at boobs*
@Wut
IGo, Ace
2 men early in the morning hmmmmmmm….
Ace what is that in your gravie
trying to see
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ace what is that in your gravie
trying to see
————————————————————————-
<—That's Goldie…say Hi!
@Ace
Is that your slithering snake???
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
@Ace
Mornings
@Lakers
Feline, Naji, Jenie and everyone else…..
Yeah they Killing our babies
Ace says:
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
—————————
Which one is longer…
@Ace
is up with the snake 
Ace
hey reeses cup
HEY Naija
whats Up Jenie
@FE FE
Fefe
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
—————————
Which one is longer…
———————————————————————–
Due to the fact that the pic in the gravi was a baby picture…Goldie has surpassed the Trouser snake in length…and most recently has started challenging it in girth as well….but coming in 2nd aint bad…
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Yeah they Killing our babies
————-
I saw the report on this and you should hear the 911 call. He kept telling the police that both of them had a gun. And when they questioned him he finally admitted that he said that to get a quick response.
Now granted the police was looking for a armed man, but making a move for your waist band gets you killed now. FELLAS PULL YO PANTS UP and double strap them bishes to your waist!
Naija
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
—————————
Which one is longer…
———————————————————————–
Due to the fact that the pic in the gravi was a baby picture…Goldie has surpassed the Trouser snake in length…and most recently has started challenging it in girth as well….but coming in 2nd aint bad…
————————–
Do you play with it alot? Do women like it? How often are they tempted to stroke it?
Hmmm…
LAKES
hola mi caliente chica
Ace
shat up!! What about with? 
#serious
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
—————————
Which one is longer…
———————————————————————–
Due to the fact that the pic in the gravi was a baby picture…Goldie has surpassed the Trouser snake in length…and most recently has started challenging it in girth as well….but coming in 2nd aint bad…
————————–
Do you play with it alot? Do women like it? How often are they tempted to stroke it?
Hmmm…
———————————————————————–
They both get played with for 15-20mins a week
Dimpz :heart Both
one and absolutly depises the other….
Lakers
One hates to be “stroked” the other get’s absolutely excited with touched…
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Ace says:
Yep he’s the smaller of the two snakes i keep in the bedroom….
—————————
Which one is longer…
———————————————————————–
Due to the fact that the pic in the gravi was a baby picture…Goldie has surpassed the Trouser snake in length…and most recently has started challenging it in girth as well….but coming in 2nd aint bad…
————————–
Hmmm… Do you play with it alot? Do women like it? How often are they tempted to stroke it?
———————————————————————–
They both get played with for 15-20mins a week
———————
Goldie is not ”strokable”
I just got the 2 snakes reference
NaijaGal says:
I just got the 2 snakes reference
———————————————————————–
*pets Naija on the head* it’s ok not everyone can be first to the dinner table…
NaijaGal says:
I just got the 2 snakes reference
for not catching up fast enough… 
Now 
Cus I wubs ya!
——————-
Is Ms Sandra “sick” again today?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Is Ms Sandra “sick” again today?
______________________
I just about to say the same thing
@ Ace
What does it like to eat?
*runs into WUT’s arm while rubbing my booty* blame my momma for making me so naive
We need a new post and chit.
Were sandrita?
crap, I got work to catch up on anyway and it looks like Sandy Mae took the day off again…hopefully I’ll catch you good people on another post…
Man
Watch the minute i post the information i’m withholding …auntie gonna make a new post…and it’ll be forgotten about
I can I can I can I can squirt
Soon as I see him walk up in the club I can squirt
Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs I can squirt
Sometimes when im wit my dude on the low I can squirt
And when I wit my man damn right Ima squirt
*exits stage left*
Ace says:
NaijaGal says:
Bad Influence please stop killing us with your beauty…must you be this fly…hmpf
————————————————————————–
Atleast you get killed with beauty….i get the sharp metal object that’s took in her purse *points at boobs*
now ACE i havent shanked u since last week bew!
Naija awwww
stawp making me blush! lol
NaijaGal says:
*runs into WUT’s arm while rubbing my booty* blame my momma for making me so naive
<<<really hoola hoopin
———————–
Awww so sweet…. But you know what
“You gone learn today!”
Iheart, Laker, @Man
hello my bews!!
Bad hey
Iheart says:
(sung in the tune of Ima flirt by r.kelly )
I can I can I can I can squirt
Soon as I see him walk up in the club I can squirt
Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs I can squirt
Sometimes when im wit my dude on the low I can squirt
And when I wit my man damn right Ima squirt
from the audience Takes
*exits stage left*
———————
Tell you 
you to be actin out 
today!
*Follows Iheart into the Kona …. Didn’ I
I didn’t want
Wut
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I don’t wanna work!!! Hhmph
me neither…
———————-
Sit next to Laker and folds arms…
“And if a leaf fall put some W*** in that bish”
<—-Aggressive DOUGIE!
Morning folks!!!
Phrozen1der says:
“And if a leaf fall put some W*** in that bish” <—-Aggressive DOUGIE!
Morning folks!!!
————————-
squeeze hard until my 
hurt
You been hard dougying <<is that a word? Since yesterday bruh!
hey Phroz!
@Wut, I was just singing a song
Phrizito
Iheart
@WUT @HIS @iHeart @Laker :hugs:
That’s my shyt @WUT that’s why,you should see me driving when it comes on
Iheart says:
@His,Lakes(#thunderup),Phro,Naija,Jenie,Man, Ace And anyone I missed
@Wut, I was just singing a song
————-
MMMhhhmmmm….. Thats not how that song goes miss fussy britches…
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT @HIS @iHeart @Laker
That’s my shyt @WUT that’s why,you should see me driving when it comes on
——————
Yeah I feel yah it’s the same for me when Kat Daddy comes on…
I’m going for more
be back in 15 hopefully a new post is up..
Wut up and chit to the ladies?
**booty pinches and titty kisses**
Morning good people :wave:
So I know y’all saw the video of Zimmerman at the police station right? He looks totally different than the Chaz Bono pic…I see why they didn’t have updated pictures of him. I now think he was the one on top as a 911 tape said the person on top of the other was wearing a gray shirt.
iheart, Phro, H-Town
you only live once
that’s the motto nigguh
YOLO
Morning.
I still love that damn dress. And I still hate that damn iHeart.
H-Townmama ( I let Fayla whip it REAL GOOD) says:
Morning good people :wave:
So I know y’all saw the video of Zimmerman at the police station right? He looks totally different than the Chaz Bono pic…I see why they didn’t have updated pictures of him. I now think he was the one on top as a 911 tape said the person on top of the other was wearing a gray shirt.
_______________
Morning Htown that video was the smoking gun right there
guess we will start our own post . Also did anyone else notice when they brought him in, the didnt have any gloves on when they was searching his pockets and shat ! When your brought in the police station they are suppose to search you with gloves just in case on tampering with eveidence, not to mention the nonchalant attitude the officers had. The police did not follow proper protocol 
Good Morning. Getting reaady to hit the road to Atlanta.
:hug:@Naija You shole are purty
I hate @Iheart for her gravi
Why RiRi and Melissa looking like the 2012 version of Whitney(RIP) and her former assistant Robyn Crawford???
How are you and the fam? Still praying for you guys?
I’m ok today. The kids are doing good when I talk to them also. I will be with them tomorrow.