A 80-year-old woman who spent 10 years planning her first skydiving jump, nearly met with tragedy when the jump went horribly wrong.
Problems started when the pensioner, named Laverne, decided not to jump at the last minute. But her instructor wasn’t taking no for an answer. The heartless instructor repeatedly pries the old woman’s hands off the doorjamb of the aircraft as she appears to yell “NO!”
The two who are harnessed together in a tandem tumble out of the doorway of the plane, quickly reaching speeds of 125MPH.
That’s when Laverne slips from her harness and both skydivers end up pointing in different directions, with Laverne’s feet pointing up.
Another skydiver, who was filming the jump, came over to help as the instructor held on tightly to Laverne’s legs.
After landing safely, the feisty Laverne can be heard on video saying “Let me get my clothes together!”
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Source: Daily Mail
Saw this this morning. I laughed sooo hard. I will never be sht.
This is SO not funny, but had this been a skit on SNL, I would be tickled as HELL, you hear me? LMAO!!!
OK, YSO… so I ain’t the only one whose fancy got tickled? LOL
This is sad but has me cracking up. Follow me @Druske
WOW….
Whoooly Crap! That is crazy!
I’m mad her body looks like a parachute. What an idiot lady, almost killed herself and the instructor.
Umm YSO and Carrington… let me speak to you for a minute….
Not for laughing but making me laugh about it… shame on you!
@CARRINGTON
Nope. I knew it was wrong to laugh but dammit it felt right. The way her back skin rippled like some fleshy flag…
I know she was pissed and probaly pissy when she landed. I know I would be. #nomeansno
and she didnt have to change her drawers after landing??? : thinking: Lord knows my axx would have been a mess…literally
Who do I need to apologize to for laughing? I need to clear my conscious…please and thank you???!!!!
Im sorry in advance Lord but
I would have beat that instructor down. I bet him and his boys are still laughing about this.
:stop: @WUT
I ain’t the one that pushed her old ass out that plane! HMPH!
my diaper would have been full of shyt after that so i gotta give props to the old broad.
I ain’t ish for laughing
Her back skin was just flappin’ in the wind
OMG!!!
I can’t, with her cellulite flappin in the wind! Omg this shyt was SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost just choked for real.
YSoSrs says:
@WUT
I ain’t the one that pushed her old ass out that plane! HMPH!
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And you just going keep me laughing huh… is… is that what we doing now?
YSoSrs says:
Nope. I knew it was wrong to laugh but dammit it felt right.
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Dead at this comment *Wakes up after YSO gives me some CPR* Laughs REAL, REAL hard again…
*Re-Dead*
“St. Peter… I’m ready to touch the hymn of His garment now.”
her body looks like a parachute
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Phrozen1der says:
at that second pic she is scared shytless!!! her face says “Fugg this shat” her poise is full of shat….
DAMN!!! you to hell!!! You just made me laugh on of those silent laughs that make you lose your breath! I hate you!!! 
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YSoSrs says:
@CARRINGTON
Nope. I knew it was wrong to laugh but dammit it felt right. The way her back skin rippled like some fleshy flag…
I was secretly hoping her wig would fly off.
Phrozen1der says:
at that second pic she is scared shytless!!! her face says “Fugg this shat” her poise is full of shat…
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Naw, Cuz… check out the position of that Sketcher on that damn ledge like, “B*tch, please… I ain’t goin’ down there. Me, Shirley, Emmalene, and Myrtle have a pitty pat game Sunday after service and a b*tch like me plan to be there! TURN loose my gat dam arm!”
Fayla, FeFe, Wut, Phro, Itsice, Carrington, YSOSRS, Get in line for this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
for laughing at granny
Wait…wait…We shouldn’t be laughing. This is elder abuse.
…
@WUT
@Carrington She was holding on and they kept grabbing her arm Bwahahahhaah
IM ESSCARED OF HIGHTS!!
I WONT EVEN RIDE THE RIDES AT SISS FLAGS 
AT 80 THO!!
I’m SO mad that I can’t see the video… curse the united states government and their selective video permissions. But the pictures are comedy as HELL you hear what I say?
her face at around 1:36/37??
@Jenie Get in line
Im beating all yall azzzzzzz for laughing >>>>>>>> 
Who said her body look like a parachute??
@GBELLAB
Is that worse than hoping her teeth flew out and landed on somebody’s roof somewhere? Be cleaning your gutters and get the shock of your fcking life.
Yall wrong for laughing at this 80 year old woman!
… 
… nevermind … 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Who said her body look like a parachute??
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I don’t know how cool it was for them to force her to do it, or legal, but I bet she’s glad she did now that she is still alive and her wig didn’t fall off.
:hugs: @CREAMY
Put that whip down. You know you ain’t sht either.
@Creamy —–>
That face is priceless!! I bet she peed a little
I think if we font at least one “Thank God! she is alive..!” we’ll be safe in the blood.. *still
*
@ Phro…The wrestler?
The Rock called her a DivaSaurus.
She looks like Mae Young
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Whattup Eva
The gates to hell just opened wide. Yall ain’t shyt
Ummmm, I can see Betty White doing this skit right now!!!
I’m not going to hell cause my soul is already there from some other incidents.
@creamy
Guhl don’t act like you didn’t laugh
Catch it if you can
Naw, Cuz… check out the position of that Sketcher on that damn ledge like, “B*tch, please… I ain’t goin’ down there. Me, Shirley, Emmalene, and Myrtle have a pitty pat game Sunday after service and a b*tch like me plan to be there! TURN loose my gat dam arm!”
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Me, Shirley, Emmalene, and Myrtle <<< FORGETCHEW OKAY????????
Creamy
YSO started it!
#helpfulSnitch
@SIS
If she hadn’t survived it’d be a tragedy. The fact that she did makes this comedy of the highest order.
I DIED watching this
Why they pull her out like that?! And why when she was putting on the goggles her wig peeled back?!
I CAN’T.
@Dimpz @Awesome
Carrington says:
Phrozen1der says:
at that second pic she is scared shytless!!! her face says “Fugg this shat” her poise is full of shat…
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Naw, Cuz… check out the position of that Sketcher on that damn ledge like, “B*tch, please… I ain’t goin’ down there. Me, Shirley, Emmalene, and Myrtle have a pitty pat game Sunday after service and a b*tch like me plan to be there! TURN loose my gat dam arm!”
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Emmalene, though?
Somebody needs to take the video and do the slow-mo of her skin flappin in the wind and add some sound effects. *slow mo* NoooooooooO! (flap, flap, flaph)
OTB & Dimpz!
sup ladies??
Thank Sweet Young Adult Jesus Who Put Coin In BellyDancers Waist Purses that granny is alive and well.
YSoSrs says:
@GBELLAB
Is that worse than hoping her teeth flew out and landed on somebody’s roof somewhere? Be cleaning your gutters and get the shock of your fcking life.
Bird says:
I don’t know how cool it was for them to force her to do it, or legal, but I bet she’s glad she did now that she is still alive and her wig didn’t fall off.
And why was her skin looking like silk in the wind?! I can’t yo…my stomach hurts
Granny had on the ill windbreakers too
FAYLA!
@SIS I imagined the Lord chuckling while the angels glided her to safety..
You know how it is when you watching your chillen play the fool
Boredom has now set in………..
My co-worker ain’t chit for laughing @ Laverne
Forgive them father for they have sinned…
I implore you all to say three hail marys and an our father
Fay
And GiGi you wrong for pointing out them windbreakerssss
GAGIRL87 says:
My co-worker ain’t chit for laughing @ Laverne
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You know ya azz was laughing too
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Gigi26 says:
And why was her skin looking like silk in the wind?! I can’t yo…my stomach hurts
Granny had on the ill windbreakers too
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I really feel as if I shouldn’t have laughed at that but… :ROTFL:
I’m not going to hell cause my soul is already there from some other incidents.
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We are one.
:2dance:
And did her bra come off or did she go without and if so why, pray tell, is her skin so tan
2 piece tan line??? OMG I gotta go I cant 
Talk about young at heart!
Auntie wrong for putting that top photo as the main shot of the post.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Thank Sweet Young Adult Jesus Who Put Coin In BellyDancers Waist Purses that granny is alive and well.
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You know you ain’t shyt right!?
OMG she was so scared!!!
<—-Isn't going to hell. I didn't laugh @ granny.
How awful…Happy Memorial day,,,In honor of our fallen soldiers
<<An ancient Swahili/River dance,,,It invokes the spirits of the Goddess Tashiera…Keep him in this house,,,Keep him in this house 
I call on Ye Juanita Bynum bring them back,,,Bring them back ajsjjsahdfhserhu FDHFHASDHJFREUI. It shall be done 
:2dance:
Hi FeFe
Thank Sweet Young Adult Jesus Who Put Coin In BellyDancers Waist Purses
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Jesus didn’t do that
Not MY Savior. He would NEVER
OutsidetheBox says:
And did her bra come off or did she go without and if so why, pray tell
^ Hey gal
You and I both know that long tiddys are not suited for a brazier 
She probably tucks them into her waistband 
An ancient Swahili/River dance
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This is just all kinds of wrong.
Is that Fayla? Oh, Hey
“Let me get my clothes together!”
I HATE THAT IM 
RIGHT WITH YALL!! WHY SHE REMIND ME OF THE TWEETY BIRD GRANNY THO!! 
lol
:lolol:
@Dimpz :hugs:
@Brenden ‘sup!
Just now watching the vid,,,Say what you want about ol Hazel,,,Her wig game is proper—Take notes ladies
I’d sing a hymn if I knew one..
@ KDubb…..I sorry.
I told you I believe Jesus had a FULL life in his lost years. 
@CD Honk twice if you laughed,cause I know yo ignant ass did
@Bibi *In the key of Go Down Moses* ” I turn a straight prude bish into a nudist”
@Bibi
@Phro
U tryin to be first in line huh
You guys aint shat !!! ;rofl:
Well I can’t go to hell right this SECOND for laughing…b/c I cant watch the vid…BUT I have already been for laughing my face the fugg off for the following:
* Benny Medina and whatever the fugg it was he was wearing in the Astro Disco video.
* The hoe who got molly whopped in her FACE by a watermelon in Amazing Race stunt gone WRONG..”I can’t feel ma face”..
* Scarlett Takes A Tumble and the accompanying vid blow-by-blow courtesy of B.Scott
I watch these on a regular basis if I need a laugh. A quick pick me up. Oh and I have added Asia Star and his MJB/BK synopsis.
I didn’t laugh……at the video or pictures but the comments…..yea I chuckled a bit
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
GAGIRL87 says:
My co-worker ain’t chit for laughing @ Laverne
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You know ya azz was laughing too
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You know I was boo
what’s your plans for memorial day? it might ran Sunday and Monday 30 or 40%
Bird says:
I don’t know how cool it was for them to force her to do it, or legal, but I bet she’s glad she did now that she is still alive and her wig didn’t fall off.
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The instructor wanted his 15 minutes of fame.
Honk twice if you laughed,cause I know yo ignant ass did
lining all yall up one by one and pushing yall straight into hell starting with YsoSRS
per Redeemed777 Request 
Lawsuit.
Her back fat straight hit the dougie
So this one time I was at Churchs chicken and the lady at the window was talking fast. My cousin ordered some dirty rice(i guess it was just a promo) well the other cousin asked for a spoon so that she could taste it and cousin #1 said Hell Nawl! The churchs lady laughed so hard her teeth flew out her mouth onto the stainless steele ledge of the drive thru window. She snatched it up and left a stream of slobber. She never came back. Yall I swear I peed myself in that damn car. We didn’t even beep the horn or nuffin. Finally the manager came to the window asking what happened and when we told him his azz laughed just as hard.
that was when my soul went to hell
@OTB
@Creamy
Don’t front! You know you laughed at that shyt too…from the moment she was trying to put her goggles on over that wig to the moment she didn’t wanna jump, to the moment her cellulite was just a flappin in the wind!
Her back fat straight hit the dougie
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GAGIRL87 says:
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
GAGIRL87 says:
My co-worker ain’t chit for laughing @ Laverne
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You know ya azz was laughing too
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You know I was boo
what’s your plans for memorial day? it might ran Sunday and Monday 30 or 40%
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I plan on cooking and getting drunk at the crib, so let it rain down on me
“Good googly moogly, let me get this awwf”
I hate all of you and wish you nothing but dry potato salad and burnt ribs this Memorial Day weekend.
<—Redeemed's special "Holy Water" for soul cleansing.
@gypsey
fuggin
GAGIRL87 says:
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I think it something in these polluted rivers and creeks
Good thing she was wearing her depends
YSoSrs says:
I hate all of you and wish you nothing but dry potato salad and burnt ribs this Memorial Day weekend.
<—Redeemed's special "Holy Water" for soul cleansing.
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GAGIRL87 says:
What’s up with this flesh eating bacteria in GA
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:stop: please don’t call it that….Sandra will get you
I watch these on a regular basis if I need a laugh. A quick pick me up. Oh and I have added Asia Star and his MJB/BK synopsis
^^^^^^
that up there and MsPrada and shyt people with touresttes say. One of these ignant azz ppl posted that shyt and I aint peed right ever since!
Brenden
the Dougie 
YSoSrs says:
I hate all of you and wish you nothing but dry potato salad and burnt ribs this Memorial Day weekend. <—Redeemed's special "Holy Water" for soul cleansing.
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I want some potato salad and rubs daymn that sounds good with some baked beans mixed with ground beef
Her body aint been twisted into so many positions since prom night 1896
Imma need a glass or two of that Watah.
You’re ALL immature….
No home training 
He said 1896
Yep. As it should have.
@CREAMY
I WILL NOT TAKE THE BLAME FOR ANY OF THIS! Y’all act like I told Gammy to go up there and see if Jesus was done with her yet. She’s just lucky he wasn’t.
In my old woman voice: You guys smell shyt..but all i smell is money..lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ite you young bytches!
@Brendon # 128
I held it,in to about comment #3! We really ain’t worth nothing round these parts.
Well I can’t go to hell right this SECOND for laughing…b/c I cant watch the vid…BUT I have already been for laughing my face the fugg off for the following:
I had to run away from my desk!!!
* The hoe who got molly whopped in her FACE by a watermelon in Amazing Race stunt gone WRONG..”I can’t feel ma face”..
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Why did I YouTube this just now cause I was curious?!?!
That grab on and them peeling her cold dead (sorta) hands off the side of the plane
Phrozen1der says:
You’re ALL immature….
No home training 
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
GAGIRL87 says:
What’s up with this flesh eating bacteria in GA
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I think it something in these polluted rivers and creeks
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Yeah I heard the bacteria’s in Lake Lanier too
Brenden ain’t SHYT today!!!
Her face when she was getting pushed out was hilarious. Grinding hard as shyt on them dentures
Her dentures were chattering a gospel hymn…O Mary dontchu weep
lovezoe says:
I held it,in to about comment #3! We really ain’t worth nothing round these parts.
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bawahahahaahahahhahahah
This day is dragging so I went over to the new sales guy that I think is beautiful and leaned into him and smelled the shyt out of his neck. He just emailed me a bunch of smiley faces!!!!
2012 at 12:41 pm
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OHoney says:
GAGIRL87 says:
What’s up with this flesh eating bacteria in GA
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please don’t call it that….Sandra will get you
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Hey Honey
Why is it NOT bacteria
18966666
That grab on and them peeling her cold dead (sorta) hands off the side of the plane
Gypsy- you are dismissed!
I can’t see the video. I plan to have a ghetto fab weekend. I will be srinking cisco,old e,box o wine, and wild irish rose.
#homelessmandrunk
#peeinginthecornerallweekend
FeFe Feminine says:
@Creamy
Don’t front! You know you laughed at that shyt too…from the moment she was trying to put her goggles on over that wig to the moment she didn’t wanna jump, to the moment her cellulite was just a flappin in the wind!
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that was when my soul went to hell
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Oh shyt we tambout the FIRST time we went to hail. That is easy. 3rd grade. My sister was DRUNK from playing a drinking game with the of age peeps, outside in the lil courtyard in our apartment complex…she asked me to help her home. All of the units opened into a foyer. You could go upstairs to the bedrooms or downstairs to the living area.
I knew our next door neighbor Ms. Kate always left her door unlocked. So instead of leading sis into OUR house..for some mean azz reason I opened up the door to Ms. Kate house and watched as this bish bounced down that lady steps into her living room. And Ms. Kate heard the commotion and was looking back up the steps at me like
is going ON? I nicely waved and closed the door back. And sat on her front steps for like 20 minutes, laughing so hard I was paralyzed.
OMGAWDDD please stop
Bone bone bone boneboneeeee #whatchugonnado?
@lovezoe-don’t die cause somebody gotta raise Lucas!
I’m sawwy!
The flying Nun
Kdub-been dead for a long azz time!!!
@GAGirl Sandra said something about it not being flesh eating bacteria but it is a bacteria non the less
Why did I YouTube this just now cause I was curious?!?! I had to run away from my desk!!!
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I GOT TEARS right NOW just fuggin discussin that clip. YO! My dude came home one day and was like BAE…you gottttttttta watch this ish. And me and 17 yo and 7 yo all watched that clip…
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
The flying Nun
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You trully aint shat !!!!!
“Heavens to Betsy I shoulda had a V8”
friggin Kdub
U and Brenden need to collaborate on something together I swear yall can be rich 
All of y’all need to get out of my e-life. I mean it. GET!
Is Zoe here? @LoveZoe..ive been thinking bout that shedding thing something serious, DJM
.. I still stand by my assertion that protein is for strength against breakage, not shedding, but I digress.. didnt you just have Lucas?? You are prolly in the middle of your post-partum shed!
I forgot you just had a baby..if its that, you cant do anything really except maybe increase garlic intake. Its a natural process and you havent lost any hair to shedding for 9 months (preggo hormones) so yeah again DJM. I got a thing for hair care
Kdub-been dead for a long azz time!!!
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9. Looked all innocent an sweet with glasses and shyt
:rolf: KDubb!!!!!!! you are so many not rights right now!!!
That story was funnier than the old lady!!!!!! 
“Heavens to Betsy I shoulda had a V8?
Da fugg you anwering that from 1896 @OTB her hair done grew back and errythang! I kid I kid!
Cues Rose Royce I’m Going Down
Dis nigga said she had prom in 1896!
@Gyp that chit been worrying my mind something serious!! I hate taking yall home with me
*tapping nails, worry wart* I hope Zoe dont put that on her hair and its too much protein..
@Sandra
I do believe that Brenden is an “ageist” and biased agaisnt the elderly!!!
Her plastic hips absorbed most of the impact
Hillary!!!!! Willllll yoooooouuuuuuu marrryyyyyyyyy m………..
*thump*
I will never forget that episode of Fresh Prince.
*goes to
*
@Brenden
You goin make Sandra lose her AARP advertising dollars dawg!
whea mah btchs??
The following is a question from the University of Arizona’s chemistry
mid-term exam, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So weneed
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assumethat
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the
different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…
….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being;
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
Her life flashed before her eyes. Shed forgotten she once dated John Wilkes Booth
OTB, still here. I think that may be it. I need to take vitamins too. Thanks boo :hugs;
some of ya’ll just never aspire to be shyt
OMGAWDDD @Mirs
Hillary was so hurtttt Memba she was watching it on TV?? 
Will’s face omg???? 
A crash test
GrannyDummy:wave: <—half bra. Im bare shouldered under this blazer… @His.
@Ace, ion wanna read all o’ dat!!
u fuggin gimme a summary right nao!
@ACE Because if my wife aint going to hell with me i refuse to laugh at this old woman….<—- this is so sweet
But the rest is fukkery
*gives Honey a quick smack on thee ass* rawr.
Jacksonnnnn
<—hankie cuz a btch got on a wife b and boy shorts right now lol
Ms. Kate and my moms was tight too (still are). So when ASKED WHY my sister een WENT to Ms. Kate’s house (cause Ms. Kate had ID’d my azz at the top of them steps) and why was I THERE..I told MamaDub…IDK..she told me to take her to Ms. Kate’s house; she had something to ask her..next thing I know she was falling down that lady steps
They bought that ish. Cause not like my sister remma’d ish. HER azz had obviously lost really BADLY at the dranking game Bullshyt. 
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
Her dentures were chattering a gospel hymn…O Mary dontchu weep
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOO FUGGIN
cuz of this and that parachute comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…
….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being;
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
ROFLLLLL Thanks @Ace!! I love it!
I’ve seen that before or something similar. Still cracks me up.
Brenden
yo crazy ass
MiniThug!! & Man
s
2 seconds by Jhene Aiko is my shyt right now…well actually her and Elle Varner are just giving me life this season..cary on tho.
@BRENDEN
Take yo ass somewhere that has no electricity or cell towers you we can live today. JUST LET US LIVE!
An Angel got its wings
I
Ace. 
Only YOU could find something so thought provoking.
OutsidetheBox says:
OMGAWDDD @Mirs Hillary was so hurtttt Memba she was watching it on TV?? Will’s face omg????
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That bish turned her white wedding dress into a black funeral gown.
Elle
Girlll dont tell me I dont sound like Elle.. 
@Jenie @OTB
Bad Influence says:
Brenden
yo crazy ass
MiniThug!! & Man
s
2 seconds by Jhene Aiko is my shyt right now…well actually her and Elle Varner are just giving me life this season..cary on tho.
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*turns on his Youtube*
i flucks with Varner…so it’s gotsa be good.
BADBEW!! :hugs:
You see them? I am ashamed and appalled by their laughter at this poor woman.
@Ace, ion wanna read all o’ dat!!
The following is a question from the University of Arizona’s chemistry
mid-term exam, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being;
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
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Basically it says that Redeemed’s real name is Teresa and she is a student at University of Arizona.
His!!!!
Somebody please remove Brenden’s keyboard!!!!!!!!!
Ysooooooooooooooooo *hops on ur shoulders to grease yo scalp*
Oh and Ace…Was that girl singing that she walked in on her dude and the mailman?
I was listening to her while I was @ the gym last night.
That wedding dress!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Elle Girlll dont tell me I dont sound like Elle..
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Can I get a refill, can I get a refilllll, can I get a reeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeee-fill, yea!!!!
KDub says:
@Ace, ion wanna read all o’ dat!!
The following is a question from the University of Arizona’s chemistry
mid-term exam, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being;
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
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Basically it says that Redeemed’s real name is Teresa and she is a student at University of Arizona.
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She goes by Deedee though..cause she don’t be wanting her gov’t out there like that..
@OGMOMMY
That is one of the funniest episodes of television I have EVER seen. Still.
Gog go Gadget
osteoporosis@Ace, get her Sailig Souls mixtape
btch is rather underrated and she writes ALL her own shyt…mhm
Phroz!
@Baby…
I haven’t heard that one… *runs to check conversational lush track list*
Redeemed’s real name is Teresa and she is a student at University of Arizona.
And this is why I LOVE KDubb ###wordplay
Unpredictable says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Elle Girlll dont tell me I dont sound like Elle..
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Can I get a refill, can I get a refilllll, can I get a reeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeee-fill, yea!!!!
Is that who sings that song? I likes it…now
Brendan
You aint chit..and we make our hips outta metal! 
*sailing souls….my bad
Hillary was so hurtttt Memba she was watching it on TV?? Will’s face omg????
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I just snorted. That was one of my all time fave episodes!!!!!!!!!!!
@His :hugs:
KDub says:
Basically it says that Redeemed’s real name is Teresa and she is a student at University of Arizona.
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Bibi says:
Unpredictable says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Elle Girlll dont tell me I dont sound like Elle..
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Can I get a refill, can I get a refilllll, can I get a reeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeee-fill, yea!!!!
Is that who sings that song? I likes it…now
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Heyyyy babes!!!
Kdub that’s it…I’m coming to meet u at next years ham festival cuz I have to witness ur specialty in person
and Yes babe..you'll get it too…
*throws darts at OHoney & Phro*
and she writes ALL her own shyt…mhm
Ouch!
Signed, Bey
<—suppossed to be on the tail of the Y..its in cursive too 
@Dimpz, yes thats Elles WTF song….that shyt cracks me up
And so nobody gonna say that Granny shoes looks like the one in @Man’s gravi? Nobody? Really? Word.
@ Ace….I think it was the first song on the CD you gave me. She said her car was stolen, her man was doing the mailman and somebody stole her purse or something.
Look…Up in da sky…Its a bird,,,Its a plane,,,Its…Nancy Reagan
@Mirs
:hugs:
Thats what SIS just fonted too @KDubb It truly is one of the funniest of all time.
You and @Mirs, treasure troves of lost cinema and TV
@ Ace
HISSY!
:hugs:
check out “higher” by Jhene Aiko…
to whom it may concern… *body rolls*
Kdub that’s it…I’m coming to meet u at next years ham festival cuz I have to witness ur specialty in person
:wave: <<< a piece of the ova white meat! Pork…its whats for dinna!
Unpredictable says:
*throws darts at OHoney & Phro*
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Ummmmm ma’am
babe… you left your PC on…
Look…Up in da sky…Its a bird,,,Its a plane,,,Its…Nancy Reagan
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I been trying to ignore the fugg outta you but you just won’t stop…
OutsidetheBox says:
and she writes ALL her own shyt…mhm
Ouch!
Signed, Bey <—suppossed to be on the tail of the Y..its in cursive too
*throws another dart at OHoney* I called you heffa!!!!!
<—–is ignoring BRENDEN…he tryna make the rapture come round again…
OutsidetheBox says:
You and @Mirs, treasure troves of lost cinema and TV
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yeen text me in *counts fingers* 33 months btch!
*tears up friendship packet*
but u calling my mistress?
Nothing like this happened when she was a co pilot for the Wright Brothers
@ Ace…How you know?!
That damned thing stays on.
@Laker I’m busy that weekend
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace…How you know?!
That damned thing stays on.
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When i went to log into mine it shows yours “available”
Im sorry yall,,,I just luv this video,,,I had to look it up on another site so I dont halfta see the commercial when I refresh…Hilarious,,,Who remembers those maxipad commercials? With wings? “I think this
grannysbabys gonna fly”@ Ace…………Ahhhhh well, I wasn’t gonna block you out.
they sent me a thing to update the access.
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
Nothing like this happened when she was a co pilot for the Wright Brothers
Nothing like this happened when she was a co pilot for the Wright Brothers
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I want you to stop.
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I done just laid on the keyboard.
Babe…
That Mixtape Sailing Souls that Hissy told us about is in our Drop box now
WELL I HEARD THERE IS A TRAIN HEADED TO HAAAAIL!! AND YALL IN THAT MOFUKA!!
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I think Brenden is the conductor of the bish this trip. He stillllllllll on topic still killing this lady with the jokes KNOWING she old as it ILL!!!
Her ipod play list-
Free fallin…Tom Petty
Flying Without Wings..Rubben Studdard
**feel free to add on**
“I didnt survive the Titanic for this sh*t”
the Titanic
Bad Influence says:
yeen text me in *counts fingers* 33 months btch!
*tears up friendship packet*
but u calling my mistress?
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*sneaky laugh* I’m sorry bew, I ain’t chit, I know.
Brenden!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
@BRENDEN
Her ipod play list-
Free fallin…Tom Petty
Flying Without Wings..Rubben Studdard
**feel free to add on**
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“Broken Wings” Mr. Mister
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GrannyBenny and the Jets” Elton John“Grandma Got Pushed Out of an Airplane” sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” Who the fck knows
“I Belive I can fly..” Robert Kelly
YSoSrs says:
@BRENDEN
Her ipod play list-
Free fallin…Tom Petty
Flying Without Wings..Rubben Studdard
**feel free to add on**
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“Broken Wings” Mr. Mister
“Granny Benny and the Jets” Elton John
“Grandma Got Pushed Out of an Airplane” sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” Who the fck knows
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OutsidetheBox says:
“I Belive I can fly..” Robert Kelly
Titanic tho??
“your so stupid Rose…why’d u do that Rose?”
Her ipod play list-
Free fallin…Tom Petty
Flying Without Wings..Rubben Studdard
**feel free to add on**
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Fly Like Bird Mariah Carey
Her ipod play list-
Free fallin…Tom Petty
Flying Without Wings..Rubben Studdard
**feel free to add on**
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Fly Like Bird Mariah Carey
Paper Planes..MIA
Wind Beneff My Wangs… Bette Midler/Gladys Knight/Whole lotta folks sang it…pick a version.
FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY…FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….so high I almost terch the sky.
Wind Beneath My Wings. Celine Dion.
Mya….Fallin
Fly Like Bird Mariah Carey
Paper Planes..MIA
Wind Beneff My Wangs… Bette Midler/Gladys Knight/Whole lotta folks sang it…pick a version.
Mya….Fallin
Well we know she aint no Kennedy cause she survived. BOOM!!!
Did yall notice that at the end when they ran over to help they were consoling the guy and not the old lady….
Wind beneath my wings? Karma is a bytch…
Really…I had to think about that. Some of y’all ain’t shyt. One day…all of y’all will use your areolæ to catch dust bunnies on the floor. I kinda want to see that though…
i give her props for attempting…