From Socialitelife:
Twilight star, Taylor Lautner, may have very well bench-pressed his way into being the highest paid actor in Hollywood by holding onto the role of Jacob Black for New Moon. According to Deadline.com, the 17-year-old will be receiving $7.5 million to star in Northern Lights with big screen heavyweight, Tom Cruise.
Big box office returns on both Twilight films have ensured Tay-Tay’s status as the fastest-rising young star on the big screen, with expectations for the remaining film sequels in the franchise riding high. In Taylor’s role with Cruise, the athletic teen will play “a gifted, young, aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father and falls in love with a gifted, female pilot.”
this should be filed under “who gives a sh*t”
Did I take a wrong turn somewhere? What site is this and who the fluck is this dude?
Am I the only one who noticed the tiny sausauge link in his pants?(the last pic)
I saw New Moon and I want my $12.50 back! Taylor was the only good thing in a movie that glorified Bella’s obvious obsessive & depression disorders.
Sandra why you showing lil dude meat
It’s so obvious and looks very small might I add 
Is he supposed to be straight?
Toni Says:
Am I the only one who noticed the tiny sausauge link in his pants?(the last
I dang near choked to death!!! It IS small
@mistarie
If so with Sandra calling him Tay Tay it doesn’t help
He is kind of cute (whoever he is) but his neck is too thick..he kind of looks like a PEZ dispenser.
His lips in that first pic looks like they are ready do a smack with a “HOW YOU DOIN'” follow up. I need a 3 snaps in z formation emoticon. Please and Thank you.
This lil boy is not attractive to me at all. His eyes are too close together. Or something….
These Hollywood folk stay getting all this money even in the recession and our teachers can’t even get a decent wage. Such hypocrisy.
crzasallgetout Says:
@mistarie
If so with Sandra calling him Tay Tay it doesn’t help
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A movie with Tom Cruise? This is a how you doin’ case closed. Even Taylor Swifts solved this one.
Tay-Tay Sandra. More like Wee-Wee
Oh my, somebody has a c*cktail weeny!!!
Yall leave lil Taylor alone
I like Twilight and New Moon (TEAM JACOB!!!)
I hope that’s the string from his jogging pants and not his little frank in that pic. If it is…poor him.
I almost choked on my Fanta. SR you are sooo wrong for that second photo.
I’m hypnotized by the smallness
LMAO @ all the comments !!!
I GUESS being portrayed as HETERO & Looking Extremely GAY has it’s benefits-N-advantages in Hollyweird
I was hoping you’d ignore the request for a post on this FAS-faced squirrel. Ugh. And LOL@ his squirm dirm.
Twilight is a MEGA-hit movie series so this isn’t surprising. A surprise would be him sending me a mill to pay my tuition…that’s the surprise I need
awe leave him alone. i feel bad for him. he’s just a kid. a RICH kid if i may add. that’s why he’ll still get all the girls. lol
Are my eyes deceiving me? Did I just see E post? Next time don’t come out of hibernation for a damn Taylor Lautner post.
Awww Taylor is cutie. Stop hating yall.
Size doesn’t matter it is the motion of the ocean…..& Tay Tay looks like he has stamina…..
Any way…..I finally saw the pic of Civil…..and I will still say he is “small picture cute”……
……but all jokes aside it is a nice pic. 
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DEAD @ you missy…with the small picture cute (are you on Twitter because that’s where I heard that term from)
Taylor is only 17. There’s still hope for growth if that is his peen package looking like a vlasic mimi giblet.
Oh and that package looks a little thick so who ever said cocktail weeny thats a thick COCKtail weeny ……. :yea:
well civil I would like to know what I’m missing cause I can’t see the picture yet. But I like Taylor. He is only 17 so he has time to ‘grow’.
LOL @ HIS PRINT
sandra u need to add a smiley face over that
@ Missy
It’s all yours honey. Enjoy
@Missy…I looked again but I still can’t see the thickness
Anna-they are just trying to be politically correct. Personally, I’m black. African-american does not just refer to black people because if you are white and from africa and are now a resident of the united states of america you can classify yourself as african american. Huh??? Yeah I know. Not that classifying yourself as any of the names you mentioned has any merit in the US. That is all…
@Shauny no im not on twitter but I saw it on my fav comedians twitter and i called civil that soo.shhhhsssssshhhh don’t tell him(civil)………He don’t need to know what that means
From what i hear (girl)Taylor can’t keep up.Heck if you trying to fluck the wolf dude from twilight please be ready to go for hours…….
How much more can a seventeen year old grow? I mean do penises have growth spurts too?
Hey that bigger then aaron reids own so he skrait….
But he look like he got a big-small worm..And he ain’t my type ..I like guido’s (fist pumping with texa)
@Missy- are you a memeber of Jersey Shore now?
The two Taylor’s broke up, reason “No Chemistry”, is that code for “He’s a lousy lover”?
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Could be that all of his New Moon press was over now that the movie is dying down. She went from the Kanye ride to the Taylor huge New Moon career. I guess next she’ll be mugged or knee capped.
mistarie Says:
How much more can a seventeen year old grow? I mean do penises have growth spurts too?
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My sis says what they have at 15 is all they are going to get. They don’t have growth spurts ’til age 21 like height.
aww his little peen!!! I think he is cute..
gypsyeyes Says:
Anna-they are just trying to be politically correct. Personally, I’m black. African-american does not just refer to black people because if you are white and from africa and are now a resident of the united states of america you can classify yourself as african american. Huh??? Yeah I know. Not that classifying yourself as any of the names you mentioned has any merit in the US. That is all…
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Why is Negro an option. My birth certificate says “Negro”, that was then, this is now(I Love That Book).
Yeah texa sucked me into that show and now im an official fist pumper……
@Shauny
I ONLY commented because I SAW your comment HOMIE !!!
@mistarie
Why Not Asses do!
Remember RHW of ATL reunion where the she-man said he got a pee pee implant. LOL
@ Anna, thank you. Cause I was confused with everybody saying he would grow. I was like
I don’t think so. If he ain’t packing now, he never will be. Give up the ghost. He’s just a itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, shriveled little, short, short man. 
missy Says:
@Shauny no im not on twitter but I saw it on my fav comedians twitter and i called civil that soo.shhhhsssssshhhh don’t tell him(civil)………He don’t need to know what that means
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I know what it means already, that’s the reason I called it a backhanded compliment
And I’ll fist pump with the best of ’em…Jershey Shore is my new Real World!
allthingsmwny Says:
aww his little peen!!! I think he is cute..
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When you put “aww” and “peen” in the same sentence, nine times out of ten, it ain’t gonna come out good for him.
WOOOHOOO. I love Guido’s ( in my best Snooki voice). My fist was pumping and I was house dancing at the club. Nobody was on my level.
Gotta go register for classes. I’ll holla.
MrzzSmitty Says:
@mistarie
Why Not Asses do!
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No ma’am. Not today 
I will not go there with you. Uh Uh
@Civil okay then *hangs head down* darn I thought you didn’t know…but I did say your pic. looks nice…& that wasn’t back handed…I was being honest..
Yes Jersey shore is better than this season of real world… *fist pumping the night away*
Oh this is his song that me & Krysi made from when we say Aaron Reids peen….
“he has an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie small little peenie that we saw for the first time today…& Itsy bitsy teenie weenie small little peenie that we say for the first time today”
and THANKS @missy…I know you’re sarcastic sometimes
Can’t wait til Thursday…I love watching yt people be ignorant!! :yea:
I looked at some of the marathon that was on this weekend. That show (Jersey Shore) is
but entertaining.
Thats all.
@Civil… “I love watching yt people be ignorant!! :yea:”
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But we still cool……And yeah im a sarcastic person
@ Missy — Who is that in your pic?
Anna- something tells me that if that’s really the way the question is worded they’re trying to get a feel for what blackfolks want to be called “these days,” and then that’ll be the new PC term. ??? Stranger things have happened.
What is that bulge in that last pic?
Why are we getting Perez Hiltons left over blogs?
WHY HE HERE IKE!!
This dude has forehead like the missing link!!!
Looking like a roman bath boy “How ya Do-innnnnnnn”
ReadTheBlog Says:
What is that bulge in that last pic?
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Vienna Sausage
@Florida That is CB in my gravi ….(if you don’t see CB describe what you see in my gravi) and your son looks cute in your pic
missy Says:
Oh and that package looks a little thick so who ever said ****tail weeny thats a thick ****tail weeny …….
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@missy…that’ll be in my next gravi
or do those pics go under morning wood? Let me stop…if only abs were easy to get (sigh)
Well that looks like a snake wrapped around his legs…..hisssssssssssssssss ….boy taylor if I didn’t like guidos you’d be in trouble…….
@civil..
and yeah that would have been morning wood…….heck i ain’t seen a decent morning wood in a while…… I wanted lance heck even 50 would have done justice ..they’re body is on point.
(in my trey voice) father forgive me
not the trey voice
Can we get a funny post before I head to the gym please? Maybe a whole post dedicated to that chick wearing the purple and gold ensemble from the Luda post?
Ms. KaylaMomma says:
ReadTheBlog Says:
What is that bulge in that last pic?
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Vienna Sausage
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Get your azz to the KONA right now. NOW!!!!!!
I am “Team Jacob”. I don’t care who knows it. I love Twilight and new Moon. He is a lot less gay looking than Edward. That is all.
Go team Jacob
YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
not my cup of tea. he looks slow. and he seems slow, just saw him on people’s choice awards.
I didn’t come up in here earlier but since I don’t feel comfortable talkin’ about kids anatomy he’s safe this time
Ah lay off the poor kid.