This post is by request for registered member and loyal reader Man, I just don’t care™. Man’s significant other emailed me to request Jana Kramer as today’s Morning Glory. Man’s significant other said their sex life greatly improved after Jana’s Nationwide Insurance commercials began airing. Not only does Jana execute her own stunts while wearing a sexy catsuit, but she is also an accomplished country music artist who sings the “Nationwide is on your side” jingle.