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Seperated at Birth

According to TMZ.com, Chris Henry, 24, of the Cincinnati Bengals was arrested for the fifth time in 14 months. But the bigger story here is his striking resemblance to a Gremlin. If a Gremlin mated with the NBA’s Ron Artest, Chris Henny is what their spawn would look like.

The 24-year-old wide receiver turned himself into police yesterday after an 18-year-old guy accused Henry of hitting him in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

A spokesman for the team said they are aware of the incident, but had no comment. Henry’s agent said Henry had a different account of what went down, but wouldn’t say more.

UPDATE: Mission accomplished — the Bengals have cut Chris Henry. Bengals president Mike Brown said in a statement, “Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated.” (Source)

 

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