Fan Mail: Too much air in your uterus
I’m getting the funniest emails in response to my Medical Minute titled Pain After Sex.
Judging from the emails I’ve received over the past couple days, just about every female has experienced the debilitating cramps that follow their orgasms - and they think they know the reason why.
Loyal reader Tayjon explains the cause and the cure in her email!
More power to you ladies for letting these mandingos use your uterus as punching bags! 
- Date: Thu, 29 May 2008 04:19:31
From: Tayjon
To: sandra@sandrarose.com
Subject: Your entry on pain after sex………
It is caused from air (which no chick willingly admits) or from having your cervix [beat up].
Its really bad for you.
Mine lasts exactly 45 minutes and it’s the most excruciating debilitating cramps I’ve ever had. One time I couldn’t even get to the door to let a guy out. I gave him my apt key and told him to GET OUT and lock the door behind him.
Of course I got my locks changed when I could walk again.
Now I know how to recognize when its happening during the sex so I can stop it from developing….. it’s a very definite feeling and its not entirely an unpleasant pleasant feeling, but you’ll start to recognize it and that’s when you need to put YOUR LEGS DOWN.
He’s going in too deep, baby stop him before he hurts you.
Some of us are just shallow.
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He trying to go deeeppppp!!!
He is about to Blowww Yourrr Backkk OUTTTTT!!!!
Glad that my man knows when to stop…I’m trying to enjoy sex not be crying afterwards!!!
Wow, I never experience this kind of pain.I’m not really sexually active because I’m waiting.The pain must be horrible.
Sharonda don’t let them scare u.Every woman is different. Wait a minute are u a virgin? b/c u said not really sexually active,anyway if u are a virgin don’t let them scare it can be a beautiful experience when it’s the RIGHT person.
I’ve stopped in the middle of it and said “Imma need you to put your weapon of mass destruction AWAY” … I’ll be John Brown if I let you tear it Up ..
I like walkin and sitting normally … if it’s too big .. i’ll pass on it .. if he a “drill seargent” he’ll go home with blue balls ..
My Uterus .. my choice … LOL
humph..my friend and I were talking about this last night..we have a mutual friend who swears she won’t talk to a man unless he’s 12 inches..first of all..that man is few and far between..secondly..unless she has a bottomless pit for a uterus she’s full of it and thirdly..who the hell wants something that big rearranging your organs? You can only do one position with someone that big..lay perfectly still on your back, don’t move your legs or he might puncture a kidney..heaven forbid he talks you into riding (ever seen aliens?)and doggy..humph I don’t know about you by my ass is running all over that bed like my name is Marion Jones on a double dose of steroids..12 inches? Call me a damn punk i’ll wear that label PROUDLY
Kymystry Says
My Uterus .. my choice … LOL
My new bumper sticker.lol
If the peter pecker is too big - nah I aint down. And then you have some peters that arent that big, but ole boy is trying to knock your tooth out through your vay gina. Well that’s when you say hey, hey - you cant treat her like that. Once you’re sexual active everyone has stories - from I didnt feel a darn thing to that shyt was extra large.
All of you ladies that experience pain from medical problems endometrius, etc. I hope you have relief soon, but for those whose kitey is just getting beat up we
listen to Kymystry *My Uterus .. my choice … LOL*!!!!
LMAO….I agree with all of you guys….
LMAO!!!!@Kymystry. Iam with #6 I need that as a bumper sticker.This is a a great slogan for people that are pro-choice.
All you ladies have me LMAO!
I cannot relate to this particular pain after sex. Maybe it’s about the positions used or maybe what I classify as rough isn’t that rough. Wow
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao @ kymystry
Whoever ever said it in the last post about a tilted uterus is correct mine is tilted. @kpakpando you do not want to experience this pain.
Sandra, is that you pictured above???!!! Looks like your lips. NO HOMO.
All I have to say is:
If its hurting you and feels good to him…..it ain’t right.
I don’t know about the air in the cervix part, but the size of the penis is definitely part of the problem. How do you get air out of your cervix? Giving guys keys to get out…now that is a first.
^^^^^^ CORRECT!! There are some men out there who have big things poppin but don’t know how to work it at all. A man that has a big one it doesn’t know what to do is very unpleasureable!!
hmmm…all tho i love being balls deep in some gusty wet wet, i personally dont make it a point during sex. yall ladies know where your g-spot is and so do i, so i take pleasure getting angles on it and keepin the fattest part of my work pressed up against it.
call me crazy, but id much rather pleasure a lady ’til her walls collapse and push me out rather then ’til the pain is no longer bearable and she taps out.
word.
*gushy
@ westendfresh …. Word …
and Whooo Lawd at the imagery … LOl
westendfresh says: …..yall ladies know where your g-spot is and so do i, so i take pleasure getting angles on it and keepin the fattest part of my work pressed up against it……
*crys faints* YES indeed, dear sir….yes indeed
sandra - now see what i mean (via email) - times like THIS i need to know where some of these folks are LOCATED on these internets…….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ crys
@westendfresh… I bet you earned an A in creative writing.
Note to self: Must keep him up until my walls collapse.
UGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the horror. For all that I don’t care how bad a chick think she is in bed. Its simple these girls are getting dicked down by these 15 inch dicks that the vagina is not made to handle that kind of pounding. And ladies you know them niggas are just tryin to get their dicks wet so they don’t care about it being in too deep. My limit is 8 inches I WILL NOT I repeat WILL NOT have no walls. That is so nasty to me. I make sure my shyt is tight thats why I even calculate the times I have sex and take lots of hot baths in between so it will tighten. Nothing more unattractive then having a loose ass pussy during sex ewwwwwww! I will pass. YUCK I’m gaggging at the thought.
@westendfresh….OMG you are just too much right now….
@pinkvirgo
I only done it one time with my then boyfriend.He cheated on me, and we broke up.After I found out who he cheated me on with, who was a known chick who slept around told everybody that he wasn’t that good in bed and after he had found out she said that, he calls me and tells me “You better tell everybody that he is good in bed.” And it just completely turned me off.So I just talk to them and let them know that I’m not interested at all until I get married and I’m still young (21).But that’s just my thing though.
Lol@zuley, gosh I can just wonder about the chicks in my class just whispering about who they did.It’s just nasty.
Wow im concerned and intrigued all at once.
haha thats real
glad yall feel me