Is Perez Hilton the Internet police or a private investigator ala Shaqulle O'Neil? Why would Karrine Steffans be texting him at 4:47 AM begging for help?

According to Perez, Karrine sent this text message to him:

"It's Karrine. U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There's a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated. I lied to the city attny to save his ass but I'm DONE. He'll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters! I have to give you this story. Pls!"

This is bizarre and I hope I don't have to add Karrine's name to my Hollywood Coon file along with Sean Combs, Andre 3000, and others. Does Karrine not know that Perez Hilton's readers are racist and don't give a damn about her or her domestic issues?

Next time, Karrine, send a text message to your friend Jawn Murray who has a lot more pull with mainstream media and more collective readers than Perez does.

Thanks to loyal reader Chloe for the link! Composite photo: Wireimage/Getty

  • Terry .W

    Lawwwd....are these two still alive?....VANISH ...PLEASE!!!

  • pinky2083

    She need to sit her azz down somewhere.

  • gemini83

    This B*tch, S!ut, Wh0re, etc. will do anything for attention! GTFOH Karrine! You should have been calling the damn police, but I guess that you knew what the he!! you were doing.

  • prynsexxx

    This is a plug for her next book coming out!

    As many times as she's been choked up, ran down, drugged out, she should be making money off of lawsuits. What a waste. She should go into the business of reviving ppls careers, b/c she is damn sho' trying to revive hers and who better to go to than Perez, so he can put her on blast.

    "Their all gone laugh at you" is the only thing that comes to mind.

  • LovelyLady

    She has to promote her book remember..........I guess we'll have a section "When Ur Head Giving Becomes Deadly" "The Do's and Don'ts.

    Probably tried to run her ass ova for give him dat VIRUS

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    Damn, why didnt he hit her?! He would've done us all a huge favor

  • cupcakes

    Now,who will beleive this one!! LOL!! Give me a break, if anything I can see her being the one doing the abusing!!

    She still looking for attention, I guess.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

    hahahahaha..int words of Pac"PICTURE ME ROLLIN" hahahaha..karma is a lopsided b!tch for this skank..talking about her third book will be about head..WHORE not HO..but WHORE sit down

  • LovelyLady

    “Their all gone laugh at you” is the only thing that comes to mind.

    ----------------------

    Flashblack..........when I got my ass whooped outside before being grown all my damn brovas and sisters would chant

    "They're all going laugh at you, they're all going to laugh at you" urggggggggggggggggggg I hated their aZZ for dat.

    Ok back on topic.....this slut how dare her lol

  • http://www.beautyinbaltimore.blogspot.com BEAUTYINBALTIMORE

    I wwill not call her a slut, ho or tramp as she is always called those names and it's tired. I will say I have a lot of empathy for her, and she needs help. Her son is really going to have a lot of issues with women since his mother is not a mother to him. She should try being celibate for a while(in all of her holes)so she can get to know herself.

  • LovelyLady

    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    Damn, why didnt he hit her?! He would’ve done us all a huge favor

    ----------------------------------

    In Time Out NOW lol

  • brwnsugga4you

    if her a** would stop sucking everybody's d*ck i'm sure he wouldn't be so insecure where he would have to be choking her a**. one minute she's w/lil wayne, then bobby (dusty) brown, now this dude..i mean really. i'm not saying it's okay to choke a b*tch..but, i understand.

  • http://www.beautyinbaltimore.blogspot.com BEAUTYINBALTIMORE

    Besides being gay, a man who sleeps around often has issues with his mother. Hugh Heftner once said in an interview that his mother was very cold to him emotionally(sp) when he was growing up.

  • prynsexxx

    #12 said:

    one minute she’s w/lil wayne, then bobby (dusty) brown, now this dude..
    _________________________________________________

    Don't forget about YT dude, Bill Maher!

  • Yanaja

    Does Karrine not know that Perez Hilton’s readers are racist and don’t give a damn about her or her domestic issues?
    -----------------

    I actually think that Perez is the one that's racist. I'm Cuban and I know his type. Most fair skinned Cubans don't realize that they aren't white...if you notice, he almost always has something negative to say when he posts pics of black and latino entetainers AND he NEVER posts music by black artists... The whole music industry is ruled by white people who take care of their own...why not use your power for the good of your people. He's always doing postings about animal rights causes and other dumb sh*t but he does nothing for the Carribean. Look at what's going on in Haiti???? Are dogs more important than your fellow people of color?

    Sorry for the rant ya'll, but this mofo makes me so mad...

  • http://myspace.com/birminghamblaze Dani

    I really feel sorry for Karrine. She needs to get herself together. yes you can turn your life around from whoredum but you have to make a true effort. she needs to start by keeping her family matters (no pun intended) private.

  • shannon04

    she is so TIRED.....get a damm job..

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    @ brwnsugga4you, join me in time out

  • brwnsugga4you

    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    @ brwnsugga4you, join me in time out

    ~~~i guess we are in here together, lmao~~~~

  • http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

    She needs to sit her ass down somewhere.

    Matter of fact she needs to sit in the same corner with 50 baby mama!!

  • pointhimout

    tryna get her name back out there so she's using perez as the guinea pig. i hear she has another dumb book coming out. her head game wasn't all that from what i saw.

    the new book is on relationship advice. no really, it is. this ho done sucked d i c k, got slapped around, got phucked in every position none to man and animal, yet she's single. what advice could she possibly offer?

    please Karrine, stop the madness. stop it i say.

  • pointhimout

    ***known to man****

  • http://myspace.com/birminghamblaze Dani

    umph...@ pointhimout

    I saw the head game action and.....no comment.

  • VAALLDAY

    This trick will do anything to get attention.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

    we all know how SUPAHEAD is when she is slighted in some way..she'll turn on them at the drop of a dime..she's already been known to be a liar because her earlier interview contradict everything she has said..not saying this isn't true but the only thing that's reliable out of this heffa's mouth is semen

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    2bme, u're the 3rd wheel here in time out... Anybody else wanna come??? Yall are killin me LMFAO!!!!!

  • Dizz

    CAN WE SAY PUBLICITY STUNT???

  • ELove

    Well Trifling-n-Disfunctional individuals tend to lead a life that revolves around Events/Incidents... JUST-LIKE-THIS ONE ;-)

  • ggouch

    @ pointhimout Says: the new book is on relationship advice. no really, it is. this ho done sucked d i c k, got slapped around, got phucked in every position none to man and animal, yet she’s single. what advice could she possibly offer?
    __________________________________________________________
    Man!! IS THAT NOT THE QUESTION!!, somebody should have asked that same question to who ever published this third book. You wrapped that up nice and neat!! Those words, exactly as it is written, should be posted as a "WARNING"... to every broad attempting to purchase the book. It should start with the phrase "ASK YOUR SELF...."
    ___________________________________________________________
    Now with her 1st book, I didn't hate on her. I felt...WOW!!what a way to turn a negative into a positive. She started out an industy hoe (I thought to myself)...Then she came out with the book and she was STILL an INDUSTRY HOE, she just became her own pimp!! "Make that $$ honey, don't let it make you" salute to her...I thought

    Second book, I thought!! OK!, 5 minutes left on your 15 minutes of fame boo...ride that MF until the WHEELS FALL OFF!! ESPECIALLY if you are generating DOUGH!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

    This girl is a hawt mess

  • prynsexxx

    #25 said:

    the only thing that’s reliable out of this heffa’s mouth is semen
    ____________________________________________________

    DEAD ON THE KEYBOARD! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I will be using that one the next time I have to strike down on somebody's head with vengence!

  • prynsexxx

    my bad yall

    stil LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Negrito

    It must be horrible for her son. I mean he's old enough to understand that his mom sucks dick for a living and she's damn proud of it. I don't understand why people feel sorry for this broad. It seems like she puts herslef in these crazy situations so she can have something to talk about.

    @Yanaja Says

    I actually think that Perez is the one that’s racist. I’m Cuban and I know his type. Most fair skinned Cubans don’t realize that they aren’t white

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    What are you talking about?....Perez Hilton is WHITE. He's a white Cuban.

  • BLACKBARBIE404

    THAT'S A VERY LONG "TEXT MESSAGE".

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

    ***sulking over in time out******

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    Negrito,

    no he's a cuban that thinks he's white. he's cuban when its conveinent for him

  • brwnsugga4you

    Dani Says:

    umph…@ pointhimout

    I saw the head game action and…..no comment.

    ~~~which means she should be driving much more than a d*mn range rover...for sucking over 10,000 d*cks...i'm back in time-out again i know..lol.~~~

  • marshefen

    I'm confused, I thought he was gay.

  • marshefen

    @ BLACKBARBIE404:

    You're right. that is a really long "text message." No one would spend the time to send that long message on their phone if they really thought they were in danger. Looks like more than 160 characters to me.

  • http://myspace.com/birminghamblaze Dani

    @brwnsugga4u

    I meant the head game did not make her worthy of the "supahead" title. she should actually be driving a broke down honda or something. The range rover must have come from hush money that should be refunded

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    Karrine is SUCH an attention whore...and just a whore period. She needs meds...like seriously, and her poor kid needs to be in a stable, caring home b.cuz I'm sure stability is not a word in Karrine's vocabulary.

  • Negrito

    @MOCHAMOMMY

    no he’s a cuban that thinks he’s white. he’s cuban when its conveinent for him

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Cuban is not a race you know, it's a nationality just like being an American. As far as race he's white. He's a white Cuban.

  • teecee

    she text pissy hilton because nobody else would receive a text from her. pissy perez is racist and has been for yrs, i'm she was the fat fem kid in school who got picked on and wanted to be a woman and date the black captain of the foot ball team. who paid it no mind. she grew out more than up and vowed to get them back and now hates all black folks because we laughed when she she tried to wear the skinny jeans. lololollol

  • kwallace577

    she really really needs to seek some help. i personally think after reading her books that she is bipolar. which is treatable with meds. she needs prayer not the mean words folks have for her....most of all she is a mother and her baby needs our prayers.

  • brwnsugga4you

    Dani Says:

    @brwnsugga4u

    I meant the head game did not make her worthy of the “supahead” title. she should actually be driving a broke down honda or something. The range rover must have come from hush money that should be refunded

    ~~~oh..lol. i've never seen the tape but, dudes be acting like she's the business. that's why you have to always go over in your head whose the source that's feeding you information...now, that i think about it the dude making that comment was lame as h*ll..probably never had it in his life so there you go..lmao!!!~~~

  • Kymystry

    #25 said:

    the only thing that’s reliable out of this heffa’s mouth is semen
    ************************************************************

    I can't comment cause I am SCREAMMMMMINNNN laffin .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    @LovelyLady.... Your in adult time out and no more watching carrie movies.

    You guys are off da hook today..... Oh it is truly thumpin Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ELove

    @marshefen...
    SHE doesn't discriminate, She Sucks Gay-dick Too ;-)

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    This is so ridiculous. Why would she contact any media source with this information? What is she expecting them to do? If she wants Eddie Winslow to stop choking her then she needs to leave him alone.

    Sandra, I find it hard to believe that Jawn has more readers than Perez. Hell you have to scroll through 100 comments on Perez before you reach a comment that doesn't say FIRST!!! He gets several hundred comments on each post and you know even more are reading who don't post comments, like myself.

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    @ Negrito,
    Pardon my ignorance but cubano considered a race here in Miami. U have the Cubans, Haitians, Jamaicans, Blacks & Whites.... I know if u ask a real full blood cuban if he's white, he'll bite ur head off & say "hell nah, i aint no cracker, i'm cuban" LOL (I think blacks are the only "universal" race)

  • kaliente

    SMH @ Karrine:(

    negrito said:
    "What are you talking about?….Perez Hilton is WHITE. He’s a white Cuban"

    We all know Cuban isn't a race however you said Perez is WHITE which is incorrect. HE IS CUBAN, point blank period! what the above were pointing out is that he bascially doesn't acknowledge that and that he puts down Latino ppl...so they stated he was racist. you can be racist against your own YANO???? that is all:)

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    @2bme.... "the only thing that’s reliable out of this heffa’s mouth is semen"

    My stomach is screaming no more no more.... please stop

  • kaliente

    ^^mocha you aren't being ignorant, i got your point. BUT perez is CUBAN...lol not white. I see what negrito is getting at because there are "black" and "white" puerto ricans(and i mean as far as appearance/complexion)...However at the end of the day they are still Puerto Rican!!!

  • wiggy2272003

    I think it is a huge generalization saying Perez
    readers are racist.Maybe the ignoranrt fools who hide behind the anonyminity of the the internet to post stupid racist comments but he gets so many hits per day they cant all be racist.

    What are Sandraroses readers in a single word?

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    @ Kaliente, exactly!!! I wanted to bring up Puerto Ricans not being black or white but Puerto Rican, I just didnt want anybody to jump on my head. I'm wondering if there are only 2 races (black and white, in Negrito's eyes), what do we call Arabs? Brown? Just a thought

  • Yanaja

    Negrito Says:

    @Yanaja Says

    I actually think that Perez is the one that’s racist. I’m Cuban and I know his type. Most fair skinned Cubans don’t realize that they aren’t white

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    What are you talking about?….Perez Hilton is WHITE. He’s a white Cuban.
    ------------------

    ^^^ do you see the people of Haiti classifying their residents as white or black Haitians? Do they do that in DR (where my other is from BTW)? No...the US infested Cuba with the whole "white" or "black" Cuban thing way back before the revolution when it was a poppin resort island that all the movie stars used to run to for some fun...the casinos and resorts gave the "white" Cubans the better jobs as hosts and hostesses, etc while the "black" Cubans were left with the most menial positions if they were hired at all...

  • Negrito

    @MOCHAMOMMY

    No Cuban is not a race. There's no such thing as a full blood Cuban. Cubans are of all races. There are black Cubans, White, mulattos(half black) Mestizo..etc Perez is white that's very easy to see, just like Laurence Fishburne wife is a black Cuban woman.

  • Yanaja

    @ kaliente

    well said!

  • prynsexxx

    #54 said:

    What are Sandraroses readers in a single word?
    ______________________________________________

    Employees (with nothing better to do on company time)

  • Kymystry

    ^^^^^^^ EXACTLY ... LOL

  • wiggy2272003

    @ #59

    hell naw that shyt was funny

  • nyp

    WOW!! a black woman is alledgedly beaten by her man and all folks can do is cosign; laugh at her situation. i hope karrine gets the help she needs but we've got to do better. domestic violence isn't a fun situation. clearly karrine has some DEEP SEATED issues in life. let's wish her the best and move on.

  • kaliente

    LMMFAO @ 59....u are so right!!! LOL OMG!!

  • Yanaja

    nyp Says:

    WOW!! a black woman is alledgedly beaten by her man and all folks can do is cosign; laugh at her situation. i hope karrine gets the help she needs but we’ve got to do better. domestic violence isn’t a fun situation. clearly karrine has some DEEP SEATED issues in life. let’s wish her the best and move on.
    ------------------

    If the situation is true she does deserve our compassion, but our cynicism comes from the fact that she senta gossip columnist a text at 4 in the morning wanting to be interviewed...also, Darius McCrary is not a small dude. He looks like he packs a mean punch and Karrine does not look like she can take a good punch...do you honestly think that after getting knocked the fuck out forreal, she would really be in the mood for an interview?

  • Mspeng

    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    @ Kaliente, exactly!!! I wanted to bring up Puerto Ricans not being black or white but Puerto Rican, I just didnt want anybody to jump on my head. I’m wondering if there are only 2 races (black and white, in Negrito’s eyes), what do we call Arabs? Brown? Just a thought
    *************************************

    Nationalities and races are 2 different things. For example, I'm from Jamaica but live in Canada. I also have a friend from Jamaica. She's CHINESE. With the last name HO-SANG. Not one drop of black. But she was born in Jamaica, her parents were born in Jamaica, her grandparents were born in Jamaica etc etc. Not because she's Jamaican means she is black. Same for people from Argentina. I have friends from Argentina. Who call themselves WHITE. Because they are white. Argentinian is a nationality, not a race. I have Indian friends and yes...they call themselves Brown. That's what they call themselves. So yes, you can be white even though you're Cuban, Black German, Chinese Jamaican, etc etc.

  • MOCHAMOMMY

    I'm done with the race issue. I stopped bein black when Soulja Boy came out. LOL
    However, I am a full time employee who takes full advantage of the company's internet (sometimes i get overtime for doin so)!!!

  • kaliente

    ^^ Perez is still Cuban, not white

  • ggouch

    Man! I am on the M**THA F***King floor!! OUCH!! 2bme!!, that one gave me a pang in my gut!!! if SandraRose.com gave an award for the comment of the day it would be @2bme….
    “the only thing that’s reliable out of this heffa’s mouth is semen”

    It needs to be on a T-Shirt!
    -----------------------------------------------------

  • kaliente

    "I stopped bein black when Soulja Boy came out. LOL"

    LMAO...reminds me of the little boy who wanted to do "hoodrat stuff" WTF? LOL AND i heard even after that he beat his granny granny up in Walmart!

  • gemini83

    What are Sandraroses readers in a single word?
    ______________________________________________

    Employees (with nothing better to do on company time)

    ......Sandra, keeps me from going to sleep! I be borreedd as all he!!.
    *********************************************************
    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    I’m done with the race issue. I stopped bein black when Soulja Boy came out. LOL

    ..............LMAOOOOOOO!!! U CRAZY!!!

  • ELove

    I REALLY Dis-like Souja Boy TOO

    Can we say HOT GARBAGE !!!!!

  • browni007

    dayum yall off the hook
    Sandra's book should be "Semen, Race, Mental Illness and bada$$ed children" but the book would be about so much more
    No. 59 would have a chapter in the book
    I cant.

  • bklynchick

    Eddie knew what he was getting. You can't make a ho into a house wife. She has really went down to be going with EDDIE WINSLOW!!! He need to superman that .....

  • candycane

    wiggy2272003 Says:

    I think it is a huge generalization saying Perez
    readers are racist.Maybe the ignoranrt fools who hide behind the anonyminity of the the internet to post stupid racist comments but he gets so many hits per day they cant all be racist.

    What are Sandraroses readers in a single word?

    *******************
    Witty

  • LovelyLady

    MOCHAMOMMY Says:

    However, I am a full time employee who takes full advantage of the company’s internet (sometimes i get overtime for doin so)!!!

    ------------------
    DAMN..........I thought i was the only one who did dat.......and they be thinking I'm such a good employee staying late and finishing up proposals ha ha ha ha give me my overtime, raise for staying late so many times and free internet access.......and now I have my own office LAWD dey done f*cked up now.

  • LovelyLady

    PEREZ HILTON.COM IS A RACIST MOFO SITE..........I EMAILED SANDRA ABOUT THIS I HAD TO GO OVA THERE TO DEFEND "US" SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOT FUNNY............I'M NOT SURE IF PEREZ IS RACIST BUT IT SEEMS THE ONLY TIME HE POSTS ABOUT BLACKS IS WHEN IT'S DEGRADING

    READING THEM COMMENTS MAKES ME SICK I HAVE NEVA SEEN ANY OTHER BLOG AS RACIST AS THAT ONE.IT ALSO LETS ME KNOW HOW DIVIDED WE REALLY STILL ARE

  • brwnsugga4you

    What are Sandraroses readers in a single word?

    ~~~BLOGGER'S~~~GOT D*MN BLOGGER'S~~~

  • kaliente

    ^^^ yes we are hun, but shid we gettin somewhere NEVER in a million years did i think a black man would be nominated to run as president!!! And yes ppl are still racist mamaz, but you know what and i know it's hard, don't let their ignorance upset you. You don't have to defend anything:) I have learned that cyber arguin with a racist mofo is a waste of time because they can be a coward typin away on their screen...lol they get mad when you take what they are sayin with a grain of salt. they are losers and they want to be us...duh

  • ReadTheBlog

    She's always crying wolf...nobody believes her.

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Bird Says:

    Sandra, I find it hard to believe that Jawn has more readers than Perez.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Collectively, Jawn reaches more readers because Jawn writes for the NY Daily News, he's on the Tom Joyner Show, he writes for AOL Black Voices Buzz. The NY Daily News alone has millions more readers than perez reaches even with his TV show that nobody watches. And the number of comments means nothing at all. There are blogs with millions of readers and very few comments.

  • kogletree

    Everyone is probably done posting comments about this, but I have a question.

    SandraRose will you (or anyone) PLEASE tell me what makes Andre 3000 a coon? PRETTY PLEASE?

    That is the only thing about this post that stood out to me.