Is Perez Hilton the Internet police or a private investigator ala Shaqulle O'Neil? Why would Karrine Steffans be texting him at 4:47 AM begging for help?
According to Perez, Karrine sent this text message to him:
"It's Karrine. U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There's a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated. I lied to the city attny to save his ass but I'm DONE. He'll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters! I have to give you this story. Pls!"
This is bizarre and I hope I don't have to add Karrine's name to my Hollywood Coon file along with Sean Combs, Andre 3000, and others. Does Karrine not know that Perez Hilton's readers are racist and don't give a damn about her or her domestic issues?
Next time, Karrine, send a text message to your friend Jawn Murray who has a lot more pull with mainstream media and more collective readers than Perez does.
Thanks to loyal reader Chloe for the link! Composite photo: Wireimage/Getty