How many crocodiles had to be killed to make this woman happy?

Beyonce was spotted at LAX this week carrying what seems to be a very expensive crocodile tote. Imagine how many crocodiles were slaughtered to make a tote that size – and she still isn’t happy.

By comparison, a Birkin croc handbag of similar size fetches about $120,000. Knowing Bey, if the bag doesn’t cost at least $40,000, she’s not bothering with it.

And look how she’s carrying it like she don’t want it. This woman is the worst excuse for a superstar celebrity I’ve ever seen in my life. If it pains her so much to be cordial and friendly, why doesn’t she go sit her ass down somewhere and give us a break? And take Jay Z with her!


 


51 Responses to “How many crocodiles had to be killed to make this woman happy?”

  1. 1
    mizzdallas says:

    **Damn!!! Sandra, you hate this byiatch!! LOL!

    ^^^^how many crocodiles were slaughtered to make a tote that size – and she still isn’t happy.^^^^^^^

    This ish is too funny!!!! I cant and I will NOT go there. Can you please file this under “Nobody Cares” file. Thank you and have a nice day :) =

  2. 2
    Bookworm71274 says:

    What’s it like to live in such a negative world Sandra? My word, you are just the head conductor on the negativity train huh???? I pray that God releases the hateful yoke around your heart soon. You are TRULY reaching with this post….

  3. 3
    Kymystry says:

    What up MissD !!

    The bag is HOT … ! ! ! and I could give a DAMN about some sinsiter dangerous Crocadile.. I WISH I could catch one and kill that summabeech i’d have some KILLER boots .. bags .. belts .. “F” a Croc OR a Gator

    How many simple azz cows get kilt (yeah I said KILT) to make Louis .. Gucci .. Prada .. etc .. chile please

  4. 4
    browni007 says:

    We talk to you everyday. Oh well I guess somethings never change.

  5. 5
    Mzsuave says:

    Lol @ Sandra…geesh girl. Not a big fan of the purse, but how do you know that girl ain’t happy???? lol You trippin’

  6. 6
    Terry .W says:

    I like her casual fab look – she looks more personable that way – - – but the way she carries those bags of hers bothers me – she might as well be carrying a sack of oranges or potatoes

  7. 7
    mizzdallas says:

    @Kymystry Says:

    What up Kym!!!!! if you kill a croc can you please share?

    Im attending some very important events this year and its a MUST that I be casket SHARP!!! LMAO

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    iscream says:

    Sandra is mad funny with the hate. Love it!!!

    Do it Bey rep being that bitchy, stuck up don’t give a damn how you hold your purse, changing the way women dress in the industry azz… Next time drag that 40k+ bag across the ground.

    I wish this girl comes out with some work so all this publicity can be for a reason. Walking thru an airport getting all this unwanted attention. The nerve!

  9. 9
    ReadTheBlog says:

    Who cares about that purse…We should be more concerned with that throwback lookin shirt she got on. Surely that chain-thingy isn’t connected to the shirt? That is uuber lame – LOL. Y’all crack me up :-)

  10. 10
    Cee says:

    Uh, sorry Aunti San, That’s PYTHON and I don’t think anyone will protest the slaughter of a few snakes!!

  11. 11
    The Divine Ms. K says:

    If Rihanna had the bag, it would be “HAWT”, right?

    Sandra – really. What has this girl done to you personally? If you are so sick of her – stop posting about her and her man and her purses and her shoes and her life.

    She does not have to crack a smile everytime she goes somewhere to appease bloggers who diss/talk/praise her 24/7. For all your hating on her – I doubt you occupy even a tiny bit of grey matter in her head.

    I mean, I like her music, not an overzealous fan, but your hatred of this girl is ridiculous and kinda crazy if you ask me.

  12. 12
    Coop says:

    Wheats Check

    Purse Check

    Shoes Check

    Hate on Jay-Z and Beyonce CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK

    Did one of them hit and not call back????

  13. 13
    Cee says:

    Did Beyonce turn you down or something? Quick, go find you some pictures of Rihanna or Zoe Kravitz so you can get your daily fix!

  14. 14
    Cee says:

    Or Monica or Tiny or Santogold……

  15. 15
    Kymystry says:

    Cee Says:

    Uh, sorry Aunti San, That’s PYTHON and I don’t think anyone will protest the slaughter of a few snakes
    **********************************************************

    Thanks Cee .. and I REALLY don’t give a good gat dang about not slimy snakes .. Python .. Boa .. Rattler .. hell they ALL make pretty purses ..boots and shoes …

    PeTA can KICK ROCKS !!

  16. 16
    BLACKBARBIE404 says:

    TEAM BEYONCE!!!

    YOU GO GIRL!!!!

  17. 17
    PAGESINADIARY says:

    why you tripping today? she was probably tired and the bag is probably heavy!!

  18. 18
    dallas214 says:

    I c ya Bee…Damn 120,000 this bag shhhhhtttzzzzz on Monica’s and everybody else’s bag…

  19. 19
    Cee says:

    Dallas214, WASSSSSUUPPP!!!! OAK CLIFF HERE!!! I’m going to need you to log onto K104fm and vote for my baby brother DAMM-D as your favorite local artist! He just signed to Rap a lot his album will be out soon! I gotta support him (til he can support me…lol)!

  20. 20
    PAHairston says:

    Sandra Rose could do so much more for black Americans, like, to start with, being positive more, sharing some REAL black history on this website, like the story of the Martinsville Seven or the Springfield Riots of 1908, and vigorously campaigning for Obama for President!!!! Peace out.

  21. 21
    mizzdallas says:

    CEE & DALLAS214

    Hello, Im Oak Cliff too/ now live in Desoto, Tx!!!!

    I vote for you kin, I dont listen to k104fm they suck major!!!

  22. 22
    Destiny says:

    Sandra, you are too funny! lol. I bet you if this were Rihanna with this purse, you wouldn’t be complaining about how many crocodiles were killed to make the purse!

  23. 23
    mina says:

    That looks like snake skin not croc skin lol

  24. 24
    ggouch says:

    SR said “Knowing Bey, if the bag doesn’t cost at least $40,000, she’s not bothering with it.”

    Knowing Bey?….(look of confusion across my face)…So you do know her AND her purse budget…How is that? did YOU attempt to purchase HER a purse of lesser value and SHE returned it with yet ANOTHER copy of the restraining order she put on you?….JUST Curious.

    Stalker-Licious Sandra

  25. 25
    ggouch says:

    Q-TIP Head RiRi with her Alien like features better be URBER GREEN CONSCIOUS…is all I am saying Ms. Rose. But hey if Solange is Honey Baby to you she Honey Baby to me and if Bey is MF**CKER to you than she is MF***CKER to me…as long as the post remain funny

  26. 26
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    Sandra, call ur girlfriend and please make up with her!!! This is just ridiculous… Do u ever smile or have something nice to say about anyone other than Atlanta residents?

  27. 27
    candycane says:

    Now you KNOW if that was Monica or Rhianna you would think the bag was so hot.

  28. 28
    mjoylaw says:

    auntie sandra, do your hits and traffic (= revenue) go way up when you file these kind of posts? Cause you have to have a motivation, literally this post doesn’t make any sense?

  29. 29
    estyle4039 says:

    Oh Sandra! Whhyyyyy!?!? I am beginning to feel some kind of way about you and all this negativity you slinging. Think I made need to rethink this relationship . . I can’t do the negative energy much longer. LMAO

  30. 30
    Lucy says:

    All I got to say Sandra is keep it coming.

  31. 31
    dallas214 says:

    mizzdallas & DALLAS214

    What up yall? I c yall reppin that O.C….I was born in South Dallas but now im in Lewisville….Will def be voting for ya kinfolk…Thats my song…DAMMMMNNN SHE JUST LUUVVV MEEEE…..lol

  32. 32
    dallas214 says:

    LOL, I meant mizzdallas & cee

  33. 33
    Cee says:

    Yeah, ya’ll ought to see my Mom on the part he says “My Mama Ms. Ricks, she say she love me…” Oh that is her SH%#! He even has my Gramma singing! Yeah, Oak Cliff, that’s my hood, put it in ya face get that ish undastood…….

  34. 34
    mimi08 says:

    SORRY, BUT I LIKE THE BAG….(DUCKIN SO THE ROCKS WON’T HIT ME)

  35. 35
    purepisces says:

    That bag is ugly, and it would be whether it was Rhianna or Tiny wearing it. I wouldn’t give two dollars for it. All this tens-of-thousands-of-dollars bag business is totally out of hand! When I’m a millionaire I’ma carry my ish around in a plastic Walmart bag and put the money I saved to better use. LOL!

  36. 36
    purepisces says:

    On another note, LOL at the pic on the left…the angle makes it look like that girl with the black bag is about to snatch Bey’s ugly one!! Sandra, I do agree with you on one point: she is carrying it like she don’t want it…

  37. 37
    Coop says:

    @purepisces

    LMAO

  38. 38
    Coop says:

    @purepisces

    LMAO

  39. 39
    purepisces says:

    @ COOP LOL!!! Sh*t, she don’t want it, I’ll take that bag…and sell it! My car ain’t worth what that bag is worth, and at least I can climb into it, go from Point A to Point B…eat in it, AND take a damn nap!

  40. 40
    brwnsugga4you says:

    The Divine Ms. K Says:

    If Rihanna had the bag, it would be “HAWT”, right?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    your wrong Monica…lol!!!

  41. 41
    The Divine Ms. K says:

    MizzDallas, Cee, Dallas214 – I am reppin’ Oak Cliff too! Grew up ten minutes from SOC – but went to Lincoln since I got into the magnet program.

    Now, I’m living in Desoto! What’s up!

  42. 42
    terika83 says:

    Sandra, you are being SUCH a hater right now…if ANYONE else was carrying this bag you would have said it is “hawt” and listed the specs of who made it and how much it cost. Who said she isn’t happy? Like someone else said before when you got on Halle…people aren’t going to be smiling for the paps all the time. How you know something didn’t just piss her off? Them paps say the rudest things sometimes to get a rise out of you to get a pic of you caught in the act….how do you know they weren’t harassing her…smh.

    Can someone who’s been coming to this site for a while now tell me when and why Sandra began the hate on Bey? lol.

  43. 43
    terika83 says:

    @ brwnsugga4you…SEE, i didn’t even read any comments before posting but you see what i mean? It DEF would have been “hawt” if Rihanna was carrying it. lol.

  44. 44
    terika83 says:

    @ The Divine Ms. K Says:…my bad…reading from the bottom up…didn’t realize you actually said that.

  45. 45
    bklynchick says:

    Lawd Sandra leave Bey alone????

    I wonder how Solange feels about you talking about her sister since you lover her so much??

    Blood is thicker than water!!

  46. 46
    terika83 says:

    Sandra you say she is carrying it like she doesn’t want it, but to me it looks like she’s actually trying to show it off to the paps on the low…

  47. 47
    blackgyrl says:

    Dayuuummm!!!!Sandra you are true hater girl!!! you are obsessed dude!!!

  48. 48
    AugustTee says:

    I said it before, what did Bey do to you. You hate her like she slept with your husband. Use that evil for something creative like getting a life

  49. 49
    tintin says:

    if monica had this bag i bet you sandra wouldn’t care.

  50. 50
    Prissydiva71 says:

    Beyonce sure knows how to get under your skin! Beat up on Bey, yet ride Monica and Rhianna til the end. What has this woman done to you? Are you jealous of her? Did she sleep with your husband or did she sleep with you? Get it together Sandra, cuz it really isn’t that serious!

  51. 51
    mj says:

    That is a nice bag. I’d take it if she doesn’t want it. But it looks like she is showing it off for the cameras really.

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