*BUMPED* (Ya’ll gon’ learn to listen to your auntie when I tell you something!)

My regular readers know how much I detest gossip. Especially when it’s untrue and reckless.

A loyal reader hit me up with these pics of Chris Brown and a chick who isn’t Rihanna. She said some things in her email which led me to believe that she knows the chick intimately.

She also said that ever since Chris spotted a suspicious lesion on his boo Rihanna’s upper lip, he’s been having second thoughts about her. My source said CB’s eye started roving and landed on this butter pecan beauty.

My source said the mysterious chica has been showing up wherever Chris performs — most recently in Paris. And Rihanna was nowhere to be found.

I don’t want to believe any of this but the pictures speak louder than words. I almost feel bad for RiRi but maybe this is for the best. That boy was too geeky for her anyway.