Diddy and Kim Porter Getting Married This Weekend?
Please don’t take this post and run crazy with it because it may not be true.
Do you recall Kim Porter celebrated her 40th birthday this week here in Atlanta at the Gold Key soiree? Well, the very next morning, I was on the phone with one of her closest friends who was with Kim Porter at the airport.
They each got about two hours worth of sleep after partying all night, and they were at Hartsfield airport by 9 a.m. the next morning preparing to catch a flight to LA.
Honestly, I don’t know how they do it. I would be comatose if I slept for 2 hours after partying and drinking all night.
As we spoke, I could hear familiar voices in the background of other chicks who had partied with Kim the night before. Anyway, me being the nosy type, I asked every question — except — what’s going on out in LA? Because I knew Kim was hovering somewhere nearby listening to every word her friend told me.
So I called another close friend of Kim’s who said cryptically, “What do you think they’re all going to LA for? Haven’t you heard?” When I said I hadn’t heard, she responded, “well, you’d better ask somebody,” before hanging up.
There have been rumors that Diddy is getting married after the New Year, but I was told he popped the question to his other baby mama, Sarah Chapman. Sarah did tweet that she had exciting news on her Twitter page yesterday. In all fairness, Sarah emailed me last week but she didn’t mention any wedding. She does seem like the private type though.
Plus, Sarah’s been going out of town a lot lately and so I assumed she was going to be with Him. After all, Puffy didn’t even bother showing up to Kim’s birthday party here.
I’m told Kim threw herself a big birthday bash in LA last night, but I don’t see any pics online if that is true. So maybe that’s why all her friends flew out there with her?
Photos: Wireimage/Getty
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That would be good. I love them together. But Diddy plz dont do that to that girl UNTIL you ready to stop ding a ling slanging every where.
But i did hear he was suppose to propose on New Years and told Cassie she had a year to get out.
LovelyLady Says:
That would be good. I love them together. But Diddy plz dont do that to that girl UNTIL you ready to stop ding a ling slanging every where.
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Thank You. I don’t want him to get married, he does not seem like the “faithful type”.
There have been rumors that Diddy is getting married after the New Year, but I was told he popped the question to his other baby mama, Sarah Chapman.
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That was the funniest ish i heard alllll day
If this is true. Good for them. About damn time. I still don’t think it will happen though.
Will Quincy(Al.B & Diddy’s son) & Al. B be there……. That is all I care about……
& I concur with LovelyLady comment 1……
Well I guess since he dates them all he might as well marry 1 or 2 of em
LIES
Nah, she would have gotten her botox touched up and her brows cleaned up. That is not the face of a soon-to-be-bride.
Merry Grinchmas!
Anna Says:
LovelyLady Says:
That would be good. I love them together. But Diddy plz dont do that to that girl UNTIL you ready to stop ding a ling slanging every where.
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Thank You. I don’t want him to get married, he does not seem like the “faithful type”.
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Or straight. I’m jus sayin.
Sandra, weren’t you the one saying he popped the question to Sara? I don’t believe he will ever get married but we wil see.
Kim is looking that that because she stole her friends man………… that is all
@ Quitta
——>>>>>>> Korna
I mean no harm BUT now i see why they son got braces. Puffy teeth mixed with Kim teeth.
My CB gravi. is confusing me let me correct myself ………..
*Kim is looking like that because she stole her friend(Sara) man…….that is all…. (j/p)
Jesus take me now!!! Lovely lady ur so mean but i gotta lmao lmao lmao
kim porter looks like a dr. seuss character.
@ LL
*Hangs head down* Okay
@kwall-Kim looks like the Grinch who stole christmas….. & in this case christmas is diddy….. *SMH*
Can you imagine how Diddy would propose to her?
Diddy: I know you wanna marry me with my sexy azz!
Kim: Yes I do!
Diddy: Well I guess you can marry me
Kim: ALLELUJAH!!
Diddy:
Marriage must be treated like verb, not a noun or an event. It takes work.
If Diddy marries this lush, then I am the princess of Zamunda & I’m bringing my brother Prince Akeem to the reception.
No yall that boy is sooooooooo cute. I jsut see why he got braces. But he goin be a heart breaker when he get older. Kim and Didy watch out, cause its goin be a cougar on the lose. ME!!!
kwall Says:
kim porter looks like a dr. seuss character.
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if this is true, good for them.
CivilEngineer Says:
Can you imagine how Diddy would propose to her?
Diddy: I know you wanna marry me with my sexy azz!
Kim: Yes I do!
Diddy: Well I guess you can marry me
Kim: ALLELUJAH!!
Diddy: NAW I THINK I WANNA KEEP SMASHING ALL 3 OF YALL. *edited*
she also said she had a Key to the Key Club but she didn’t feel like partying… wasn’t that the night Kim was there?
Diddy ain’t trynna marry nothing but more money!
My comment should have read:
Can you imagine how Diddy would propose to her?
Diddy: I know you wanna marry me with my sexy azz!
Kim: Yes I do!
Diddy: Well I guess you can marry me
Kim: ALLELUJAH!! (passes out)
Diddy: (Diddy bops out of the room to “visit” Cassie, then Sarah, then Dawn, then Que, then Loon, then Fonzy)
Marriage must be treated like a verb, not as a noun or an event. It takes work.
lol @ civil! too funny
@Civil comment22-Please go to the KONA with RTB & LovelyLady
@Lovely-That edited version of @Civil comment
Attymom – we heard you the first time. I agree with you. It’s definitely a grind!
@Civil-loon don’t mess with Shiddy no more he is a Muslim….he left that life behind him….
But Que/Dawn looks like the type to do anything to stay around and remain relevant….
Missy, why am I in da korna – cause of the hat?
@ Civil
You’re no good. LOL
Why did this song (from Martin’s show) “Don’t you know no good” pop in my head
AWWWWWW MAN!!! I was doing so good today
(glances at said KONA) how long do I have to stay there?
*clears throat*
Meet me at the alter in your white dress..we aint gettin no younger girl we might as well do this..lets get married
*now back to your reg. schedule programming*
IF HE’S READY TO SETTLE DOWN AND BE A FAMILY MAN AND STOP PHILANDERING MAN
THEN CONGRATS TO THEM BOTH! HOPEFULLY HE GOT IT ALL OUT OF HIS SYSTEM
@RTB-you were in the KONA from this morning for me….when you was talking about how the man was looking inside the dark room expecting someone to come out……
.
@Daisy-That is my song……JE was the shiznit……I like the slow version and the uptempo equally…
OH, YEAH, THAT OLD MAN!
I was just waiting to see if he was ever going to ask anyone else for help…he finally did 
Sorry CivilEngineer I had to do a remake
Diddy: I know you wanna marry me with my sexy azz!
Kim: Yeah Sean I do, shut i been sticking by you looking dumb all these years. Can you prove everybody wrong! I do have 3 of your kids.
Diddy: Well I guess you can marry me
Kim: For real, hold up is it April fools??
Diddy: Nah girl its December. But hold up, let me make sure Cassie cool with this??
Kim: Oh okay. :crosses fingers:
Diddy: Cassie, look Im thinking about marrying Kim.
Cassie: What, but what about my career.
Diddy: Now Cassie you knew your career been dead
Cassie: No, Im talking about being your side piece
Diddy: Just go to Chris Brown, he thinks ur so bad
Cassie: Can I at lease be a brides maide
Diddy: Id know let me ask Kim.
Diddy: Can Cassie be a brides maid
Kim: Damn do she gotta be involved in everything we do, you already took us to the awards together. But yea i guess, anything to get my ring.
Diddy: Aight, but yea let me think about it for a minute. I’ll let you know by next year this same time. Okay
*Kim still smiling cause as long as he mentioned the word marriage is fine with her*
*Diddy exits room to go smash Sarah*
Diddy will propose to kim like:
*Diddy bends on one knee, opens ring box*
“take that, take that”
Kim should let Jai Jai do her eyebrows; wax tweeze, thread or something… Maybe that is what makes her look so rough.
I KNOW ITS NOT POST RELATED BUT: TRUE WORD HAS NEVER BEEN SAID CHECH THIS OUT http://thefreshxpress.com/2009/12/open-letter-to-chris-brown-stop-being-a-jackass/
@RTB-I am happy to hear he asked for help……..but everyone has a what were you thinking moment……at some point…..
that would be good if he did cuz’ I’m sure Kim been waitin on his ass to propose marriage! yawl too funny today with the comments
lovelylady: dinga-ling slanging>LOL!
@ Daisy
See first of all, I know these so called players wouldn’t tell you this
But, Ima be real and say what’s on my heart
Lets take this chance and make this love feel relevant
Didn’t you know I loved you from the start yeah eah eah yeeah
Then I think about, all the years we put in this relationship
Who knew we’d make it this faar
Then I think about,where would I be if we were to just fall apart
And I can’t stand the thought of losing youu. uh oh
I
puffy! and I dont believe he will marry sara, kim, or cassie… puffy is married to himself he is too consume of himself
@ LL
DEAD___________
It’s your turn >>>>>>>>>>> (korna)
PUFFY’s goodbye song to CASSIE
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without J-LO by my side
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how I could have gone to prison
I grew strong
I learned how to get along
So I hooked up with you
through MYspace
I just walked in to find you in my studio
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have left you on the street
If I had known for just one second
you would keep on bothering me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
Badboy doesn’t need you anymore
weren’t you the one who tried to get pregnant on the sly
you think I’d reproduce with you
you think I’d lay down and try
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as I can get the nxt jumpoff by my side
I know I will stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my seeds to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive (hey hey)
It took all the strength I had not
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to chose kim, but knocked up Sarah, that was was my fault
and I spent oh so many nights
feeling sorry for your azz
you use to cry
me telling you girl hold your head up high
and you see me
with someone that’s not you
your just that chained up little girl
who fell in love you silly fool
and so you keep hanging in
and just expect me to be free
now I’m saving all my loving
for the one who will say yes she’ll marry me
Will it be sarah or will it be kim?
don’t really know now
just as long as one gives in
really didn’t mean to break you with goodbye
didn’t know you’d crumble
didn’t expect you to threaten suicide
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Security please remove this girl and put her things outside
You should not have cracked that joke about my eye
I’ve got all my life to live
I’ve got all my love to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive (oh)
My other comment is awaiting moderation, too many w’s:
Ahhh MAN!!! I was doing so good today
(glances at said KONA) how long do I have to stay there?
@Lovely-Why did I read through you thing and think……this sounds exactly how shiddy would do it……and these chicks would act exactly like that………
But add-
Diddy-Oh yea Kim make me my Turkey sandwich when I’m through with Sara you know how I like it……
Kim-Anything for you baby as long as were going to get married
@ Missy
The songs are going too hard today especially @ggouch
once again!!
@Civil-You need to stay In the KONA for a long time……
@ggouch-Gone head with your song…….. Nice remix though
Mr. Ed, I mean Diddy, is too much of an attention whore to keep something like this silent. Knowing him, he would hold a f*ckin marathon around Times Square, with a billboard advertising the ish, along with $25 gift card for all the marathon participants.
Crislex Says:
Diddy will propose to kim like:
*Diddy bends on one knee, opens ring box*
“take that, take that”
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@ GG
@LL
“Diddy: Well I guess you can marry me”
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I think that line deserves an Attorneymom BLANK STARE behind it!!
@missy…hangs head, drags feet as I walk, glances back at my desk
The hypocrisy in some of these comments… laughable I tell you!
YALL ARE A MESS TODAY!! IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAUGHED LIKE THIS
@Civil-You have been acting up to much today……….
Everytime I think of Diddy and Lil Wayne, and all their baby mamas and jumpoffs, I think of that polygamist show “Big Love” on HBO.
Mornay Says:
The hypocrisy in some of these comments… laughable I tell you!
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Sara! I mean Mornay…we just playin!!
ggouch Says:
Mornay Says:
The hypocrisy in some of these comments… laughable I tell you!
You are a mess. 
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Sara! I mean Mornay…we just playin!!
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Yeah I will have to applaud GGouch also that was freakin ROYAL…
I am suprised intense aint in here with her caps telling us HOW WE HYPOCRITS AND HEFFAS AND HOOCHIES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND TRYING TO SAVE OUR MEN CAUSE WE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIBBY HOBBIDDY DOO!!!
Mornay Says:
The hypocrisy in some of these comments… laughable I tell you!
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Sara! I mean Mornay…we just playin!!
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Yup… this is Sarah
… Let’s trying spelling my name correctly next time. Kim… I mean ggouch.
yall gone make me lose my mind up in here up in here.
cutting up in here today is putting it lightly.
ReadTheBlog Says:
Attymom – we heard you the first time. I agree with you. It’s definitely a grind!
I bought a hot pickle today, feeling nostalgic, I guess
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That sounds good, I am going to pick one up on the way home. Have you ever had Tony Packo’s Pickles and Peppers? Oh Their so good!
Ugh! I always come to the posts late! I will add my 2 cents anyway……..I don’t think he’s gonna marry her. He’s around 40 YO (I guess) and he hasn’t married yet?! Plus, Kim may be too dark for his liking
What’s hypocritical about these comments really? Am I missing something? Did all the sensitive thugs just get out of a chapter meeting
First of all no WOMAN will ever make Diddy happy. He likes Men.
Second Kim Porter looks like the grinch.
CivilEngineer, ggouch, LL, all yall killing me today!
My dear auntie Sandra,
I have never seen you SPIN and REACH like this before. This article is so all over the place and speculative, I had to laugh at about paragraph 5.
Crislex Says:
Diddy will propose to kim like:
*Diddy bends on one knee, opens ring box*
“take that, take that”
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Im crying!!! My side hurt…please stop. Yall gonna make me wake my baby up/
Or did can have a “Who wants to be Diddy’s New Steeze?” show and have them compete for his wedding ring. Kim will probably sabotage all them other heffas plans of winning the competition but exposing them because we know this is a long time coming for this one.
Yup… this is Sarah
… Let’s trying spelling my name correctly next time. Kim… I mean ggouch.
Girl, I’m going to call you tonight….to see what size flow-girl dress to get the kid.
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PLEASE YALL PLEASE I NEED YALL TO LOOK UP A VID ON YOUTUBE CALLED “GAY CRIPPLE DUDE DANCING TO BEYONCE” THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ISH I HAVE EVER SEEN HE WAS STR8 GETTING IT
*continue*
KaraZ Says:
What’s hypocritical about these comments really? Did all the sensitive thugs just get out of a chapter meeting
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Cute – but it seems as though certain people have a difficult time taking a position and keeping it from one post to another.
Double-minded people… I guess need a double amount of love
KaraZ Says:
What’s hypocritical about these comments really? Am I missing something? Did all the sensitive thugs just get out of a chapter meeting
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Crislex Says:
I am suprised intense aint in here with her caps telling us HOW WE HYPOCRITS AND HEFFAS AND HOOCHIES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND TRYING TO SAVE OUR MEN CAUSE WE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIBBY HOBBIDDY DOO!!!
I almost diedddddddd at that comment
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*dead* I come back and yall still cutting up
Yup… this is Sarah
… Let’s trying spelling my name correctly next time. Kim… I mean ggouch.
Girl, I’m going to call you tonight….to see what size flow-girl dress to get the kid.
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Call after 9:00 I’m on my way to pick up the custome lace-fronts for the twins.
Some newbies, Oops i mean pple killlll me.
Quitta Says:
Some newbies, Oops i mean pple killlll me
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Just go on now you already know what im bout to say
——->>>>>>> KORNA
Some of yall just like being in that Korna dont yall, I bet if i make yall stand with one leg up in the korna like my sis did me it wont be to funny now will it. Now Quitta go on take it to the korna.
Mornay Says:
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Call after 9:00 I’m on my way to pick up the custome lace-fronts for the twins.
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DAYUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! OKAY!! I’m done!! I can’t even stay in character!!!! THAT WAS HILL-LAR-RE-US!!!!!!!
Mornay Says:
Yup… this is Sarah
… Let’s trying spelling my name correctly next time. Kim… I mean ggouch.
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Girl, I’m going to call you tonight….to see what size flow-girl dress to get the kid.
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Call after 9:00 I’m on my way to pick up the custome lace-fronts for the twins
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OMG *dead* Look dammitt im tired of dying yall gotta stop it.
@ Quitta
I always been coming to SR site, but some of the things she used to put up had me hating her, but the more I came the more I started to like the site sooo I am glad to be here…and Thanks Auntie Sandra
@Mornay,
I have no idea if you were trying to be sarcastic, but you still didn’t answer my question, but maybe you think you did.
Either way I’ll say Shalom ands get my drink on since i’ll be on a plane for 15 hours straight.
Mornay Says:
Yup… this is Sarah
… Let’s trying spelling my name correctly next time. Kim… I mean ggouch.
___________________________________________________
Girl, I’m going to call you tonight….to see what size flow-girl dress to get the kid.
________________________________________________________
Call after 9:00 I’m on my way to pick up the custome lace-fronts for the twins.
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OMG
missy….she stole diddy from misa his 1st baby momma (justin’s mom)…when she allowed Kim to come stay wit them
@ LL
KaraZ Says:
@Mornay,
I have no idea if you were trying to be sarcastic, but you still didn’t answer my question, but maybe you think you did. Either way I’ll say Shalom ands get my drink on since i’ll be on a plane for 15 hours straight.
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Have a safe flight….
Crislex Says:
@ Quitta
I always been coming to SR site, but some of the things she used to put up had me hating her, but the more I came the more I started to like the site sooo I am glad to be here…and Thanks Auntie Sand
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Same here hun. And I
Oh and yes, a big THANK YOU AUNTIE SANDRA!!
OMG I knew yall were going to CLOWN and drag everybody related to Puffy and Kim
Man yall make my day so easy when i dont got no work. This is why i love my SR fam. Been here for 3 years and it just gets better. Aw group
well idk if i was the one being hypocritical…but that heffa kim DO look like she JUST escaped from “whoville”
@mirsmommy, thanks, and you’re not the only one… I mean what if they put too much pressure on the keypad while trying to read the braille and enter the wrong PIN?
Now you know good and damn well that Puffy ain’t marrying ol’ “stick it out” Kim.
Now back to read the comments.
LovelyLady Says:
Some of yall just like being in that Korna dont yall, I bet if i make yall stand with one leg up in the korna like my sis did me it wont be to funny now will it. Now Quitta go on take it to the korna.
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U bringing back MEMORIES wit that! Wasn’t no “kona time” when I was a kid, but my (older) cousin usta make her kids (my age) kneel down & HOLD THE BIBLE up with there palms flat!
(I tried not to spend too much time over there!
)
@ Karaz what yall tombout whats braille?? *sorry i know im slow* Even Krystal with all the Y’s told yall im ignorant. So help me out.
mirsmommy Says:
Okay SR people, don’t laugh at me, but am I the only one that wonders why the have BRAILLE on the DRIVE-UP ATM machine.
LOL.
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You ain’t right.
@LovelyLady
I just went to youtube and while that was funny I couldn’t help but feel groused out…can you say Jacobs latter-a lot going with that…
@KaraZ
Yes, I was being sarcastic AND the original comment wasn’t directed at you so let’s leave it at that. Ok? Ok. Have a safe flight! Ta..Ta!
KaraZ Says:
@mirsmommy, thanks, and you’re not the only one… I mean what if they put too much pressure on the keypad while trying to read the braille and enter the wrong PIN?
I was wondering why would a blind person be behind the wheel of a car…. 
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it kills me too when there is braille at the gas pump…?
Kim is NOT aging very well, and Diddy said it was a LIE, he is NOT going to marry Kim……
Kim will always be the ho with all the kids……period
I never understood what Puff/Puffy/Diddy/Puff Daddy/P Diddy saw in Kim. She has a *Joker* type smile that I don’t care for.
@Kwall… it wasn’t you.
Mannn my sis like 12 years older than me. I HATED when she watched us. Always making us stand in the korna.
But we aint get it like her kids. She thought she was a damn drill sergant she make her kids do 6 inches. U knwo when u gotta lay on the floor strechted out and hodl ur legs up 6 inches from the ground with your arms out in front of u. I usta feel so bad for her kids, UNTIL i watched them one day 
@LovelyLady, your szz needs to go to time out until next year, someone spiked your orange juice this morning, i can tell
LBCali Says:
Kim is NOT aging very well, and Diddy said it was a LIE, he is NOT going to marry Kim……
Kim will always be the ho with all the kids……period
DAMN lol
@ Choco
Whats Jacobs latter-a?? Sorry Im slow.
@ Lovely
Braille is a series of raised dots that can be read with the fingers by the blind
KaraZ Says:
@LovelyLady, your szz needs to go to time out until next year, someone spiked your orange juice this morning, i can tell
No but for real whats Braille???
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U know what i thinnk thats exactly what happened.
Quitta Says:
mirsmommy Says:
Okay SR people, don’t laugh at me, but am I the only one that wonders why the have BRAILLE on the DRIVE-UP ATM machine.
What????? 
I was just wondering. 
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You ain’t right. LOL.
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Cassie is Diddy’s next victim….
mirsmommy Says:
@ Lovely
Braille is a series of raised dots that can be read with the fingers by the blind
But now that i think about it that IS what that is.
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OMG you should’ve just ignored me, now you got er’body knwoing im slow. Guess i should’ve jsut went to college and got my masters
*continue*
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
@ Lovely
Braille is a series of raised dots that can be read with the fingers by the blind
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OMG you should’ve just ignored me, now you got er’body knwoing im slow. Guess i should’ve jsut went to college and got my masters But now that i think about it that IS what that is.
*continue*
You are a mess, also.
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ummm did any one forget to feed Zoe Saldana before the Avatar premier again?
Per All Hip Hop dot com:
So So Def CEO Jermaine Dupri has responded to critics who claim that he is not supporting incarcerated rapper Da Brat. Da Brat became involved in an altercation with an aspiring model/former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader named Shayla Stevens, who was working as a waitress at a nightclub Dupri owned outside of Atlanta. In the ensuing altercation, Da Brat struck Stevens with a bottle of rum, causing multiple lacerations on her face which required stitches and left scars. Da Brat, born Shawntae Harris, was sentenced to three years in prison in 2008 for her role in the assault. According to Dupri, he is in regular contact with Da Brat, who is serving her time at Arrendale Federal Prison in Alto Georgia. “I spoke to her via letters back and forth and she’s good. She’s ready to come home and do what she gotta do,” Jermaine Dupri told V-103’s Ryan Cameron this morning. Dupri admitted that he hasn’t been to see Da Brat since her incarceration. He told Da Brat his reasoning in several of the letters he has written to her. “I felt a certain way about seeing Brat in jail…I would prefer dealing with getting her out and seeing that day as opposed to going to see her…”
Crislex Says:
ummm did any one forget to feed Zoe Saldana before the Avatar premier again?
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OMG, did you see that???? I wanted to throw her a** an e-burger or two…
*walks in*
*shouts* Everyone get into the KONA and stay there
That is all
*walks out*
:lmao:
YES GIRL…..what is GODS GREAT NAME was she thinking forgetting to eat today????? I mean come on, all them damn fast food places you pass.. CANT PICK ONE!!!
No offense to thin or skinny women, but goodness…It looks scary…
trynabeme Says:
Per All Hip Hop dot com:
So So Def CEO Jermaine Dupri has responded to critics who claim that he is not supporting incarcerated rapper Da Brat. Da Brat became involved in an altercation with an aspiring model/former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader named Shayla Stevens, who was working as a waitress at a nightclub Dupri owned outside of Atlanta. In the ensuing altercation, Da Brat struck Stevens with a bottle of rum, causing multiple lacerations on her face which required stitches and left scars. Da Brat, born Shawntae Harris, was sentenced to three years in prison in 2008 for her role in the assault. According to Dupri, he is in regular contact with Da Brat, who is serving her time at Arrendale Federal Prison in Alto Georgia. “I spoke to her via letters back and forth and she’s good. She’s ready to come home and do what she gotta do,” Jermaine Dupri told V-103’s Ryan Cameron this morning. Dupri admitted that he hasn’t been to see Da Brat since her incarceration. He told Da Brat his reasoning in several of the letters he has written to her. “I felt a certain way about seeing Brat in jail…I would prefer dealing with getting her out and seeing that day as opposed to going to see her…”
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I am the only that thinks that the only reason Da Brat went upside the waitress’ head is because Da Brat wanted to
and the waitress wasn’t having that???
trynabeme Says:
Da Brat struck Stevens with a bottle of rum, causing multiple lacerations on her face which required stitches and left scars
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When i read that all i could think about was
“I dont fight I dont argue I just hit that bish with a bottle”
missy Says:
*walks in*
*shouts* Everyone get into the KONA and stay there
That is all
*walks out*
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Now Missy, you know you belong in the Kona with all the rest of em….
LovelyLady Says:
trynabeme Says:
Da Brat struck Stevens with a bottle of rum, causing multiple lacerations on her face which required stitches and left scars
I agree with who ever said it before. I think you may have had an alcholic beverage or two…. 
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When i read that all i could think about was
“I dont fight I dont argue I just hit that bish with a bottle”
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*alcoholic*
And Da Brat all right where she @ she gets all the
she want. Shut she probably like it better there. I wouldnt be suprised if she hit a bish when she came out jsut to go back in.
Okay Im really done….
I am suprised intense aint in here with her caps telling us HOW WE HYPOCRITS AND HEFFAS AND HOOCHIES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND TRYING TO SAVE OUR MEN CAUSE WE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIBBY HOBBIDDY DOO!!!
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Too much reading to do.
LovelyLady Says:
And Da Brat all right where she @ she gets all the
she want. Shut she probably like it better there. I wouldnt be suprised if she hit a bish when she came out jsut to go back in.
Okay Im really done….
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Crislex Says:
:lmao:
YES GIRL…..what is GODS GREAT NAME was she thinking forgetting to eat today????? I mean come on, all them damn fast food places you pass.. CANT PICK ONE!!!
No offense to thin or skinny women, but goodness…It looks scary…
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On behalf of the skinny chicas of the world association (S.C.W.A.) if you don’t know now you know..I would like to say Zoe always looks fly to me but no offense taken …Thank you
Mirsmommy-Girl I had my pass to get out long time ago
mirsmommy
I dont know whats wrong with me today either. Its like someone else to control over my body and im having an out of body experience. Cause i usually dont act like this. I think its “Lovely Fierce”
@ Missy
No you didnt
Now go on shoo now take it back to the korna —->>>
@LovelyLady
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy
I dont know whats wrong with me today either. Its like someone else to control over my body and im having an out of body experience. Cause i usually dont act like this. I think its “Lovely Fierce”
Okay, that is it for you. Please close out all internet browsers, save all Word and Excel documents and close those as well, shut down your computer, and slowly back away from your desk. Gather all your belongings, and head on home for a good night’s rest. Because you, miss Lovely, can’t even be sent to the official Kona no mo. You must leave now… 
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Mannnnnnnnnnnnn
You see, this is why I can’t get any work done. Ya’ll be in here cutting up. I can’t take it.
And for Ggouch and Mornay
Loved the way ya’ll handled that.
Crislex Says: ummm did any one forget to feed Zoe Saldana before the Avatar premier again?
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Everybody to the damn kona. Yall know who you are. LOL. C’mon, in a straight line. LOL
On that note, I’m outta here. Good night all.
Be good SR Fam.
Quitta Says:
Crislex Says: ummm did any one forget to feed Zoe Saldana before the Avatar premier again?
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Everybody to the damn kona. Yall know who you are. LOL. C’mon, in a straight line. LOL
On that note, I’m outta here. Good night all. Be good SR Fam
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Good night.
Nightty Quitta
For some reason I wanna call you Quitty
@Quitta
nitey nite nite
@ Quitta
GNIGHT EVERYONE..I HAD A GREAT DAY ON SR AND IN MY OFFICE…TALK TO YOU YALL ON MONDAY!!! *NO WORK ON FRIDAYS*
missy says:
Girl I had my pass to get out long time ago
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Forging passes is grounds for EXPULSION!!!!!
Crislex Says:
GNIGHT EVERYONE..I HAD A GREAT DAY ON SR AND IN MY OFFICE…TALK TO YOU YALL ON MONDAY!!! *NO WORK ON FRIDAYS*
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Good night. No work on Fridays??? Where you work??? Can I get an application?
Good night SR fam
*PSA*
Ummmmmmm…. I just got a phone call ……On behalf of the skinny chicas of the world association (S.C.W.A.) if you don’t know now you know…………we would like to say that Zoe did look a little frail and needed a hamburger……and I apologize……but she is fab nonetheless …..
*END OF PSA*
Yall leaving
@tryna-I am not forging any passes they are legit……I think
But for everyone else……Goodnight Crislex & mirsmommy…..Y’all have greatly entertained me today…………
Some of yall need a lease in the kona.
Lovelylady
Missy
Kwall
Civil
Mirsmommy…..yall said some classic shyt today. I am addicted to this dayum blog. SMH
@Lovely
Jacobs Ladder is about that movie from a long time ago a veteran from Vietnam war was put on some drugs called Jacobs Ladder and it was like a hallucigenic and he had a really bad vision of people like that handicapp man after him and ever since I watched that movie I get eerie when seeing little people
Urggggggg I dread this rush hour trafficc I wish i had a boot on the front of my car so i can boot mofo’s out my way.
@Lovely
Go to tales from a groupie and read that tale I’m about to be out also cya boo!
Thanks Choco
@Cinnamon-I don’t need a reserve spot in the Kona
…..I think I was being pretty good today……….wasn’t I …….maybe I am in denial…… *SMH*
Damn I had to come back one more time……
Im out for real
@ Missy…Your in denial babe.
kona asap
Have a FABULOUS weekend ya’ll… today was fun! New Orleans here I come!!! GEAUX Saints!
LovelyLady Says:
mirsmommy Says:
@ Lovely
Braille is a series of raised dots that can be read with the fingers by the blind
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OMG you should’ve just ignored me, now you got er’body knwoing im slow. Guess i should’ve jsut went to college and got my masters But now that i think about it that IS what that is.
*continue*
I know so many super smart very educated making boo coos of money people and they lack common sense. It has to be a loney life. 
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That is funny. No need trying to get your Masters, common sense can’t be learned?
@CinnamonKisses
okay i guess i am in denial …..
sings (IN THE 99 BOTTLES OF BEER TONE)*OFF TO THE KONA I GO…OFF TO THE KONA I GO ….I TAKE MY TIME AND WALK IN THE LINE…… OFF TO THE KONA I GO*
@ missy…..that’s yall. I have fully enjoyed myself today courtesy of you,LL and some other SR fam.
@Cinnamon-No prob girl this is all for entertainment…..We argue in here but when we have a good post we enjoy ourselves………….
(But we all come together when there are serious matters)
Umm hmmm yall still up n hur cutting up i see.
@Lovely-I am on Choco’s site reading tales of a groupie……. #dontjudgeme……..but these stories are funny
The best one was the dude who works with Amber Rose…..I forgot his name but he sounds like he…..is a 5 star dude…….. Lawd Forgive me
Missy on my way there now.
@LovelyLady
Don’t enjoy it to much …… (j/p)
@Lovely-the one I am talking about is under the Nov. archive…. click the one that says “Thirsty Now Aren’t you” …………I was *fanning myself* ……. and his(Janero-Aaron Marchand ) was the most believable to me…..Hides and goes in the KONA for real……* I think I will chill here for a while*
^^^ Missy why you do that to me. I feel so
for feeling all tingly inside.
@LovelyLady That is why i went into the Korna because i felt tingly also
… Sorry
^^ Missy no, im still working my way down. They got some stories tho. Bout to read it now.
okay be ready for that one i was
Which one is it Missy??
missy Says:
@Lovely-the one I am talking about is under the Nov. archive…. click the one that says “Thirsty Now Aren’t you” …………I was *fanning myself* ……. and his(Janero-Aaron Marchand ) was the most believable to me…..Hides and goes in the KONA for real……* I think I will chill here for a while*
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@LovelyLady i hope you read this one (i reposted my comment 180)
@LovelyLady
click the August archive and click groupie tale -good read (thats for the dude from meet the brown)
Kim wake up, there will be no wedding for you.
She must be real crazy at home, cuz with all those kids she should’ve been married by now.
laterthannever Says:
Nah, she would have gotten her botox touched up and her brows cleaned up. That is not the face of a soon-to-be-bride.
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Actually, brides do all that stuff on their wedding day (I don’t know about botox).
You know I’m so hoping this is true. Kim has hung in there for way more than the requisite time to establish that it’s not even about money for her. She could have run along with her child support checks and been just fine. She actually loves this dude. So if she wants to be married to him I want her to be married to him.
I have never had any reason to believe Sarah was even in line to be a girlfriend let alone a wife. She’s a jumpoff. Why you trying to promote her?
kwall Says:
kim porter looks like a dr. seuss character.
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Girl I was trying to figure that thing out. You hit the nail on the head. Her and Mr. Grinch could hang out.
before she met him: whore
during their relationship: whore
after their relationship: whore
soooooo, exactly WHY is she marrying him?
I guess it depends on the bride, Bird. All I know about Botox is what I’ve seen on tv. I had to get my brows waxed three days before because the whole area turns red right afterwards.
Birds Says:
I have never had any reason to believe Sarah was even in line to be a girlfriend let alone a wife. She’s a jumpoff. Why you trying to promote her?
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I agree. I seriously doubt she has been in line to marry any man. To sleep with them, take their money or shop with them maybe, but never be their wife. She is obviously quite proud of her jump-off baby-mama status. Promoting her as a wife to anyone is a joke.
Diddy said in People Mag at 40 it’s all about his twin daughters
Just what is going on in that household for the daughter to have a sex hit list and the son had a twelve pack of beer in his room
(in the words of my late grandmother )
He ain’ fixin’ nuh murry dat guhl
ANY woman marrying Diddy is a U.S.D.A Classified fool! That is all…..
@Lovelylady: Please sashay to the podium and accept this award for best narration in yet another episode of ‘Desperately Seeking Diddy’ (((( applause)))) we’re waiting anxiously for your acceptance speech.
You ____/\_/\__/\_______________ ((beep!!!!!))
me when I read that!