Why Would Anyone Buy a Jay Z Portrait For $1 Million?

Sandra Rose January 12, 2010

According to online reports, the above diamond encrusted portrait is selling for $1 million.

There’s only a few genuine diamonds thrown in mixed with Hip Hop ice and rhinestones, which we all know is worth a couple hundred bucks.

Trust I will be scanning the Internets for the fool who purchases this artwork so I can post his picture and laugh at him. Jay Z will probably buy it himself just to save face… literally.

There’s 22,500 stones in there….on their website, they don’t specify the ration of real stones to rhinestones, but at that size, those diamonds would be multiple carats each? What a bargain at your price of $1million! Its weird because Damien Hirst’s infamous diamond-encrusted human skull sold in 2007 for….$100 Million. Read More…

Krysi J

Beyonce might buy it for their home, as decoration…
pinky2083

Hecky naw!!

I wouldn’t want to look at those big ass nostrils all day.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
LaTechGrad02

Wow, the Bedazzler is making a comeback.
mirsmommy

Maybe it was his jockey that bought the pic?? Or Bey-Nappy’s butt pad distributor??
ohpretty1

So back to the picture of the chick on the subway. I finally saw it and whoever brought it up was NOT lying. The bloggers called her Jay-She and Shawna Carter.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I wouldn’t buy a picture of myself for 1K let alone 1mil. What is the return on that investment. If there is any return at all, you wont see it before he’s dead anyway
Krysi J

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays

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BAUAUJAJAHAHAJAJAJALKJLKALKJAJHAJAHAHAHAHAHA…

u already know where you belong for THAT… :lolol:
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
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not right!!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
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http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

I would. As long as it guaranteed me one night to do what I wanted with the real Jay Z….

Don’t look at me like that. I find him to be very sexy. With those beautiful full lips. Mmmm. *fan myself* its getting warm in here.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Yes yes I know Krysi but Sandra knew good and dam well what she was doin! I almost lost my lunch! I do need to lose a few lbs any way and some of my anglo saxon counterparts feel purgin is the way to go! Thanks Sandra and I didn’t even have to stick my finger down my throat!
H-Townmama

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
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I cant….I just cant…its bad enough I wake up log on and I see that scary azz mess first thing. Can we get a warning next time??? Im just saying…thats not a good look.
Anna

If anyone buys this, they have way too much money on their hands or “stalker” behavior.
anti-PC

I’d just go to the Middle East and purchase a real camel.

Less Expensive.
H-Townmama

I would. As long as it guaranteed me one night to do what I wanted with the real Jay Z….
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I loved your book…but I promise I just looked at you a lil different because of that statement!
mzloud

Did anyone see the DRAMA on twitter with Elite and…….

BTW: Neffe has a twitter page now.
brucebaner1

C’mon Son……GTFOH!!!! (Ed Lover face)
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

WOW @ iscream. You’re brave. I heard that he has to wear a tent as a condom ’cause…well…you know.
anti-PC

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
*****

:ROFL:
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
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How the hell did I miss that comment?
nika405

@ brown—-> asap!
ro

STOP THE HATE!
Quitta

This is old.

with Brown LOL!
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@ H townmama thanks & lmao. Hey, what can I say. He has a beautiful set of teeth and a smile to match. Height, weight, confidence (even though its sometimes can be arrogant), and the voice that just makes me warm inside.

I know, I know. I once admitted that to my BF and he looked at me like I was crazy.

Shoot some of yall think TI is cute. I know the inside of Tiny’s thighs be hurting messing with that boney dude.

@mskay… I heard the same thing. In my dreams I’ve found out those rumors were true.
onlinefan

i’m with iscream, i think jayz looks nice. yeah his lips are big and his nose is wide. but still he’s good looking to me.
hate if you want – DAMNIT I LOVE CAMELS!!!

as for the picture – watch beyonce buy it for him.
H-Townmama

@Iscream
I will agree that TI isnt all that. He has the chest of a rotisserie(sp) chicken in my opinion. Thats just not sexy to me. I like my men brown skinned and slim but muscular, but he looks manorexic to me.
BTW…Im dying in anticipation for the follow-up.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@Mz Loud

I saw that twitter beef. He sure knows how to get under people’s skin. His words be cutting Deep!!!! He be having these broads getting their wigs in a bunch. Smh
mirsmommy

Jay’s nostrils look like he can smell what The Rock is cookin.
Intrigue216

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Why pay a million for it when you can see him at the zoo for free on Sundays
January 12th, 2010 at 1:15 pm

You was dead wrong for that one!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Tears is coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard.
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

@ h-townmama and iscream talking about my TI. He makes my bed rock.
CivilEngineer

I’d need a $10mil wall to hang it on
VIBABY

It would be nice if Beyonce decided to buy it….

Why waste your time searching the internet to laugh at the person who decides to buy this? If they have a milli to spend on a pic of Jay I doubt they will care.
pyt305

who in their right mind would buy this?? Sry but Jay-Z is very ugly and I dont need a reminder in my living room about his ugly azz
mzloud

I think that Jay Z has class… HE can rock some jeans and timberlands and rock a 3 piece suit and look just as dapper.. #imjustsayin…

Now TI is so
EricaDenese

anti-PC Says:

I’d just go to the Middle East and purchase a real camel.

Less Expensive.
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You go to the Korna!!!

To each it’s own. Jay-Z isn’t an ugly person. He’s not fine either, but he isn’t U-G-L-Y without an alibi either. Everyone’s taste is different.
nika405

@ Iscream can you please post the info on where to get your book again or is it linked thru your name? Can someone sum up what has been said on twitter, my phone is dead and it’s blocked at work.
Krysi J

ROFLMAO @ “manorexic”

sorry TI.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Iscream have you read “A Big Girl’s Blues”
When you get a chance check it out, my cousin wrote it
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

@ Nika, I think if you click on her name, it takes you to where you can purchase her book.
nika405

Thanks Ms. kayla
brucebaner1

LOL @ “manorexic”
CivilEngineer

So there were no other uses for those diamonds? When did artists start using diamonds in pictures and what artist can really afford multi-karat diamonds?
mirsmommy

CivilEngineer Says:

So there were no other uses for those diamonds? When did artists start using diamonds in pictures and what artist can really afford multi-karat diamonds?
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It’s prolly pieces of swept up broken glass.
chase

Not in a million years, I’m a fan but that is just preposterous…
alabamagirl77

I am sure his freemasonry/illuminati friends will purchase it.
flsun99

iscream says:
I would. As long as it guaranteed me one night to do what I wanted with the real Jay Z….

Don’t look at me like that. I find him to be very sexy. With those beautiful full lips. Mmmm. *fan myself* its getting warm in here.
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I love Jigga. From the stories I heard, he is working with a baseball bat. He can come slug me.
EricaDenese

CivilEngineer Says:

So there were no other uses for those diamonds? When did artists start using diamonds in pictures and what artist can really afford multi-karat diamonds?
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Guess not. I will say that the artist really does have talent to do this.
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

@ civil, I think it’s all cubic zirconia. No artist in their right mind would waste that much money on a dumb azz painting.

And in the Middle East, I thought it was illegal to take pictures of camels?
MrsHawthorne77

flsun99 Says:

iscream says:
I would. As long as it guaranteed me one night to do what I wanted with the real Jay Z….

Don’t look at me like that. I find him to be very sexy. With those beautiful full lips. Mmmm. *fan myself* its getting warm in here.
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I love Jigga. From the stories I heard, he is working with a baseball bat. He can come slug me.

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CivilEngineer

Ms.kaylamomma Says:

@ civil, I think it’s all cubic zirconia. No artist in their right mind would waste that much money on a dumb azz painting.

And in the Middle East, I thought it was illegal to take pictures of camels?
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but I do think people in the Middle East splurge on stuff like this. I’ve seen gold plated paint jobs on cars from over there.
Al-Ameera

Gross
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@ these comments whoever said he looks like he can smell what the rock is cooking DEAD!

I would tell you what those nostrils can smell but this is a family site according to Sandra

yes my book is available online at amazon or click my name and it takes you to the direct site. Its also avaiable on Kindle. I’m so overwhelmed with the positive response its getting I was moved to :cry1: of joy yesterday. Never thought it would get this type of reaction. I was never even going to release it because I wrote it for the love of expressing myself.
m9ser1

I wonder how many stones just for the nose and lips alone
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

@ Iscream, so are you working on a second book or a part 2 to that book? :prays:
H-Townmama

@Iscream
I was never even going to release it because I wrote it for the love of expressing myself.
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Well thank you for sharing your gift…I even made my friend who is a male read it. LOL. I have to get copies for my mother in law, aunt, and mom.
H-Townmama

Hey Mskay!!!!
trynabeme

Sandra you just mad ain’t nobody tryna buy a pic of U!

Dammit, leave Jigga the hail alone! (Pls & thk u! )
flsun99

@Iscream, I just clicked on your link and I plan to order your book. I have a $25 gift card I need to spend. I loooove to read and actually have a book club I started about ten years ago. So, I will support you girl! Maybe I will suggest it to my group.
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@mskay

I started working on part 2 a few weeks ago.

Pssst a yt woman at my job who is white white (you know what I mena) purchased a copy. I didn’t think she would relate. BAAABBYY she LOVED IT I couldn’t believe it. She said she is going to make her husband & daughter read it. Wow just wow! Been getting a lot of good feed back. & thanks Ms Kay & H Town
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@flsun

Oohhh that would be great if you did that
Daisy

& HAIL NO nobody bet NOT be dissing my baby TI for Jay Z! Face wise TI is way cuter yeah he boney as hail but that’s ok that nicca still fine and yall got me bent up in here
http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

@ Daisy

Some people are into camels some into Skelator….
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Jay-Z the Camel is about to meet the God that created the tree that made the paper on which his money is printed on.

Memo to Jay-Z: Brace yourself like a man. Where were you when God laid the foundations of the earth?

Your arms are definitely too short to box with God. Selah.

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