fanMAIL: Amy Winehouse and Nas *Updated*
Edited:
to add another email from loyal reader D. Bryant (scroll down)…
Loyal reader Domi writes:
Good Day Ms. Rose,
My name is Dominique from Los Angeles and I visit your site every single day. I have attempted to register to comment on your site to no avail, but I just had to leave you with this!
I saw the pictures of Nas and Amy at Damien Marley’s birthday party leaving together, and my mouth dropped open.
I have been an Amy Winehouse fan since her first album, and I was completely blown away after the Back to Black album, which I call the soundtrack to my life. Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.
With that being said, true Amy Winehouse fans know that it has been rumored for many years that Amy and Nas were a couple in the past. There is even a song that is presumably about Nas, entitled “Me and Mr. Jones” which is obviously about a tumultuous relationship between the two. It is one of my favorite songs of all time and she is CLEARLY talking about Nas. Sandra please Google it!
Some of the most notable verses go “Mr Destiny, 9 and 14″ (they share the same birthday) “Besides Sammy you’re my best Black Joe” I mean come on, the song is called Me and Mr (Nasir) Jones! I thought people knew this already, but all over the internet people are saying “What is Nas doing with Amy Winehouse”!!
Whew! I vented and now I feel better!
Love your blog,
Domi from L.A.!!!
Loyal reader D. Bryant writes:
As an avid Nas fan, I have to tell you that your reader who sent that in about he and Amy’s ‘alleged’ relationship is [insult removed]. Please refrain from posting ludicrous crap like that. Yes, Amy Winehouse has not been subtle in her crush on Nas, however, in the Nas continuum there has been neither time nor the slightest possibility that he hit that triple bagged in plastic on his worst day. What is more likely is that Amy heard that her crush was doing a show in London — which is what he was out there for with Damien — and scooted her crazy crackhead self down to attend it on a groupie tip.
That is all,
Thank you.
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WOW. All this tells me is that if I wanted to… I have a shot with Nas. ;-P
Dominique did some research on this.
Amy Winehouse cd Back to Black is a classic. @Rene come get your man
Before I finish readin
Amy’s crackhead azz better leave my boo alone!!
He don’t want none of that rotten kitty!
Lemme find out Nas like cracked out puzzy
#3 is the work of my 7 month old..bad ass
ok I wanted to say before I finish reading this….Dominique if youread the blog everyday then you should know that Sandra left registration open FOREVER a few months ago….what happened chica
So because they made a song together they had a relationship?
They say opposites attract, but dam.n. They do have music in common, please tell me he is not a secret crackhead.
I thought Amy didnt like black people! Wasn’t she up and down calling people nigg*s and ish?
Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.
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I think I just lost my grasp of the ENGLISH language….. am I UNDERSTANDING this correctly…. – qué rayos estas haciendo!! !!!!!!
@ smokie, if he is hitting it up with amy crackhouse!! Ineed you to reach further!!!!!!!! YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy?
She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
WOW. All this tells me is that if I wanted to… I have a shot with Nas.
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LOL
And now that I’ve read it SHUT UP!!!!! Nas and Amy? Lawd, he may have just fallen off my fantasy
list. Just kill a bish dreams..sheesh
Oh I know that song, it was off her first album, Salaam Remi (Nas’ crew) produced it. And it was said to be about him then. I thought it was public knowledge tho
YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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yikes…
ggouch says:
Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.
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I think I just lost my grasp of the ENGLISH language….. am I UNDERSTANDING this correctly…. – qué rayos estas haciendo!! !!!!!!
@ smokie, if he is hitting it up with amy crackhouse!! Ineed you to reach further!!!!!!!! YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#StopLying @Domi from LA
Good day … 4 hours to go people .. Happy Friday
Welp…I’m just gonna keep thinking this is a photoshop masterpeice…cuz I
me some Mr. Jones!!
Forget a bath, that bish need to get hit with a power washer, or a fire hose.
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Amy Winehouse cd Back to Black is a classic.
And it was said on the thread over and over yesterday that the song was about him. 
Nika said it. Rene (I think). #satdown
Finally I’m able to register!
Hello All!
For some reason I don’t believe this story. I haven’t heard anything about these two at all..but who knows, it may be true
Happy Friday Ladies and Gents
On the TOPIC at hand….
Kelis come get Knights Daddy!
What the hell nas!!! of all the dames in distress you could have choosen… is a cracked out white girl….better than a “I GOT PAID CAUSE I HAD YOUR KID” black girl???????????????
SangriaSugar says:
Welp…I’m just gonna keep thinking this is a photoshop masterpeice…cuz I me some Mr. Jones!!
No Girl….I saw it on yt sites….its all the way real!
ever so often i log in or visit posts just to say…….
I CAN’T.
Hey y’all, do you think Nas double dipped when he was married and Kelis contracted crackhead from Amy? #possible!
Dang Nas, not Amy! Anybody but Amy! (but I do love her music)
YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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Hey OTB , FLO GGouch and everyone else
Sandra???
Shauny says:
And now that I’ve read it SHUT UP!!!!! Nas and Amy? Lawd, he may have just fallen off my fantasy list. Just kill a bish dreams..sheesh
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SWAGG POINTS have just plummetted!!!!!! conscious brother my ass
Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though
Nas looks like he’s pickin up some lbs!
HEY SNOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy Snoooty
@Al, “Maybe Toya”??? Whats that all about??? I sure hope the wedding isnt outside, they will surely die of heat stroke!
#teampinklipstick!
@Mama I LOVE your new gravi!
Al-Ameera says:
Sandra???
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Toya? are they even still friends? All those dam.n birthday parties Tiny just had and Toya was nowhere to be found
Mamacita says:
Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though
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LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……
We all said that relationship was made for Tv.
@Cha Cha…I know…but in my head I just don’t wanna believe that Amy is whats up…
her music…but outside that 
somebody tell me this shyt iz a lie…
I just know good and damn well out of all the puzZy in the WORLD Craig!!???…
CWhatsHerFace says:
I thought Amy didnt like black people! Wasn’t she up and down calling people nigg*s and ish?
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WHAT???!!!!! RAP about that NAS!! cause I want an explaination!!!
@OTB Thanks girl!
#TeamPinkLipstick all day boo
I had to step my Gravi game up since you over there lookin like top model and ish
So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?
He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!
I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???
There
Is
No
Hope
#killmenow
Well they said that Toya got a dress made but it was more so for appearances and now that the show is done, her family ain’t feeling Toya being in the wedding still.
Hey Krysi!! Hey Sangria/…..Hey Outside!!
ggouch says:
Mamacita says:
Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though
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LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……
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kwall says:
So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?
He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!
I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???
There
Is
No
Hope
#killmenow
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KWALLL!!!! you see that shyt!!!! REALLY??!!!!! just be bright and you alright? WHAT IN DEY HELL!!!! I am feeling some kind of way!!!!
Kwall Im going with you…this is black girl amagedon!!!!! I will bring the poisenous sugar cookies in a few hours!!! NAS!!! here’s your chance to save two lives!!!!
Hey GG!!!
Ggouch said
LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……
Imma need for Nasir to clear THIS ish up AS to the dayum AP.
THIS is something you hold a press conference over…ala President Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”…..
I KNOW I said yassday that she is an honorary house shoe wearing in the club sista, and that she sang like a sista, and she is down with the black folks ….never heard she didn’t like black folks…
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE STILL A HEAD SON (in my IntenseMocha ALL CAPS)!!!!
WELL WHAT HAPPENED WITH TOYA AND TINY?????
Anybody? Is it that group mess?
@Al I knew something wasn’t right about that “friendship”…it just didn’t seem natural AT ALL.
Question: Will anyone be watching Toya’s show?
Lemme find out Nasir hiding his back child support in Amy’s wig/weave/clip on ponytail!
kwall says:
So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?
He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!
I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???
There
Is
No
Hope
#killmenow
You ain’t never lied though! This is some mess right hear.
Indian giver! She was our “sistah” in houseshoes yesterday!
@KWALL just
hear=here
I hate when I do that lol
OutsidetheBox says:
WELL WHAT HAPPENED WITH TOYA AND TINY?????
Anybody? Is it that group mess?
I dont know but Tiny seemed super nervous/scared and out of place when they interviewed on the EBT Awards Red Carpet.
THIS is something you hold a press conference over…ala President Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”…..
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E-MEAD-DE-ET-LEE NIG**!!!!! I want some answers!!!!!!!!!!! This is as unacceptable as sex with horses!! (which amy favors)
SHHHHYTTTTTT… I meant Toya seemed lost and out of place, not TINY!!!
@ GG
This is as unacceptable as sex with horses!! (which amy favors)
Amy is a zoophiliac……Is that why she coveting the damn horses hair?
Ugh and then UGHHHHHHH
Well after further thought there may be some truth to this look at how ruthless and bitter Kelis was behaving—Stranger things have happened
Hey Choco!!!
Cuuuuuutttteeeeee gravie @Mama
That shade of lipstick compliments you quite well
Right @Choc.
Is this why Kelis was “unforgiving”?????????????
>:( This dude better not be messing with this broad!
WHERE THE H3LL HAS MEAN BEEN??????
:/
Well at least we now know Nas has a type….crack heads and crack like! What if Amy got dyckmatized by Nas back in the day and thats why she aint been right since…..(think Lauryn Hill)
LOLOLOL kwall, craaaaaaazzy. hilarious.
Amy’s knees look like mini tennis balls.
Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.
Hey bishes…back from lunch (picking teeth)
@Flo…I was thinking the same thang yesterday!! Where is Mean??
@Free, what did you eat?? IM HUNGRY!!!
“Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.”
Or
Your choice. LOL
dyckmatized
:rof: 
then what’s his excuse then?!!! what did he get? Don’t say pussy matized!!! 
all over again!!
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T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
Well at least we now know Nas has a type….crack heads and crack like! What if Amy got dyckmatized by Nas back in the day and thats why she aint been right since…..(think Lauryn Hill)
and that’s why Kelis is so #IHATECHUSOMUCHRIGHTNOW and getting that bread…cuz he been 
Amy.
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S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
@ OTB, I can see how Kelis might want to go for the jugular over this ish right here.
FloridaChick813 says:
@Mirs
@Free, what did you eat?? IM HUNGRY!!!
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Pan con bistec
mirsmommy says:
Amy’s knees look like mini tennis balls.
Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.
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Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
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JUST SLUMPED the HELL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause I am soooo
I just googled. And I see some of the shat Dominique found….Still don’t believe it tho…
Dear loyal reader Dominique:
Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.
I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones
since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?
You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.
Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
ggouch says:
dyckmatized
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:rof: then what’s his excuse then?!!! what did he get? Don’t say pussy matized!!! all over again!!
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I got a question, if she’s talking to Nas, who the hell Freddy Jackson was talking to? “Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thangggg going on”
Kelis maybe? 
I’ve heard from the beginning that Toya used Tiny and looks like it’s true. There wouldn’t have ever been a Toya show…even on EBT. Maybe what Lyfe’s baby mama was talking wasn’t foolishness
S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
kwall says:
I just googled. And I see some of the shat Dominique found….Still don’t believe it tho…
Dear loyal reader Dominique:
Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.
I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?
You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.
Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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I can’t, I just can’t….
I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
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Look what happened to Stella. Broke her family up over the dude, quit her gig, paid to RELOCATE his azz….
Dear loyal reader Dominique:
Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.
I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?
You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.
Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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And if you do!!! We are going to “WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY on DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely
What sister kwall said!!!
@free says
got a question, if she’s talking to Nas, who the hell Freddy Jackson was talking to? “Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thangggg going on” Kelis maybe?
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That was his nickname for Luther
this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through 
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@Free, ahhhhhhhhh mannnn!!!!!!!!!! Why did you get me one??????? :/
FloridaChick813 says:
S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.
Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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OMG yall are busy today I was surfing for 15 min and all these comments
Hey Sangria-girl let me scroll up to see what i missed
HAPPY FRIDAY SR FAM
You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???
@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
kearalove says:
this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
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I did that, too!!!
I even poured a Rita’s Mango Misto shake on 3 brand new pairs of Tims, and turned some Air Force 1′s into peep-toes. 
mirsmommy says:
FloridaChick813 says:
S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.
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I better not catch either one of you on SNAPPED!!! Dangerous bishes!!!!
I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
@ Shauny, I heard Toya was never supposed to be on the show anyway but got on there due to her knowing (intimately) the producer.
But I guess it was just a come up for her, or sort of cuz I don’t really think she can carry a show by herself
@Shauny DONT YOU TALK ABOUT LUTHA!
It goes to show that a man will put his thang into anything
@Shauny I ALWAYS believed Lyfe’s BM’s version anyway. Sounds more plausible/more cutthroat.
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???
@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
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Shauny says:
I’ve heard from the beginning that Toya used Tiny and looks like it’s true. There wouldn’t have ever been a Toya show…even on EBT. Maybe what Lyfe’s baby mama was talking wasn’t foolishness
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It’s not Toya’s fault Tip don’t want Tiny to have a career. I don’t think Toya used anyone. Seems like she’s always the one getting the sh.it end of the stick
kearalove says:
I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
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AWESOME ARSENAL says:
You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???
@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
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Nas is so broken hearted of his failed marriage he trying to death by wynn house…..if the crack don’t get him, and if the pussy don’t get him!!! then he will probally impale hisself on her damn knees!!!
Good morning all…. Yay! I regisitered! Super juiced!
But in regards to the topic at hand…
I see Nas and Amy as musical geniuses, so apparently their genius minds attracted one another. *shrugs*
@ Shauny…..”That was his nickname for Luther”
ggouch says:
mirsmommy says:
FloridaChick813 says:
S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.
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I better not catch either one of you on SNAPPED!!! Dangerous bishes!!!!
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FloridaChick813 says:
@Free, ahhhhhhhhh mannnn!!!!!!!!!! Why did you get me one???????
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And it was good too
kearalove says:
I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
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Bish and I never call women that (but I say it with love) you just made me spit my da.mn water out, he.ll is wrong with you?
With regards to Tiny and Toya, I noticed the awkwardness when they were on The Monique Show prior to season 2. Monique asked them do they ever need to get away from the cameras and have “girl talk” and Tiny’s response was classic. “Well, I just say what I gotta say and she speak her peace and we keep it moving.” Lol!
kearalove says:
I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
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FloridaChick813 says:
I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
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flucking classic!! I’m gonna need Tyler P to write that one in on a script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I just so pissed my damn self!!!!!
@ggouch
or her pelvis……….
somebody brought up Stella, you definitely have that Angela Bassett thing goin on in your pic
mzvirgo78 says:
Hail no say it ain’t so! Not my honorary baby daddy!!!
With regards to Tiny and Toya, I noticed the awkwardness when they were on The Monique Show prior to season 2. Monique asked them do they ever need to get away from the cameras and have “girl talk” and Tiny’s response was classic. “Well, I just say what I gotta say and she speak her peace and we keep it moving.” Lol!
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I’ve always liked Tiny, she keeps it real PERIOD. She’s strong hearted also Toya can’t even speak up for herself, no confidence AT ALL!
I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”
At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
HEY GG and Snooty!! HEY ERRrrrboDY in this piece —->FREESTYLE FRIDAYS!!
*excuse me for being so late…I wrote out a whole list of people to say hello to but after opening so many accts back to back (we’re swamped) and noticing that at least 20 min had passed, I just decided to press submit and leave this footnote*
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@ggouch
or her pelvis……….
somebody brought up Stella, you definitely have that Angela Bassett thing goin on in your pic
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Girl thank you..(flipping open my compact)…I’ll take Angela Bassett any day!! she’s the BIZ!! Seriously!!! Thank you sincerely though!!
Ya’ll r funny…
kwall says:
I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”
At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
@ Mann wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”
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DAMN you can’t make that shyt up!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I won’t even say what I did to my ex shoes
let me just say the next day he was like Babe y are my shoes wet 
You packed the ninja chit up? That I like.
I’m nice and chit too. I fold it and take it to your mama cause if you touch my chit
And if you do!!! We are going to “WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY on DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
___________________________________________________________________________I cant not handle this today you guys are cracking me up.. OMG
my stomach hurts really bad from all the laughing
Pardon my typo “cant” subtract the not
kwall says:
I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”
At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
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I packed Hubby’s sh!t up before, and dropped that is off in laundry bags on his boy’s front porch.
*ish*
Hey Krysi (((((((waves)))))))
OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SnootyPooty1 says:
OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Snooty….I just see you clutching your pearls right now…saying: “Oh My”
SnootyPooty1 says:
OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Al-Ameera says:
@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
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Girl its equivilant to slappin my mamma, killing my dog, punching my daddy and shtying on my lawn all rolled up in one big FLUCK YOU!!!
mirsmommy says:
SnootyPooty1 says:
OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We don’t believe you.
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I guess I shoulda tried my hand wit Nasty Nasif this is how he go…but Kelis and Amy do favor eachother…in a dirty girl frm down the street way!
@GGouch.. trust me I am … My mouth is wide open….
@mirsmommy.. Missy I swear… I have just walked away to me it hurts more when you just leave.. My freedom and peace of mind is priceless
SangriaSugar says:
Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!
I have never messed with hubby’s stuff, I don’t have it in me. Also I would not want him to touch my stuff.
His family loves me b/c I am so quite and relaxed as opposed to my ex sister in law who was so rowdy and off the chain. When mess would go down between her and hubby’s brother she would call the entire family and let them know what was going on a whole lotta cussing and fighting, and holes in the walls at their crib.. It was shameful!
@ ggouch, I know right.
I’m thinking not the god Nasir, Mr Black Revolutionary, can be deep when he wanna be Jones.
Say it ain’t so
HEY KRYSI
SnootyPooty1 says:
@GGouch.. trust me I am … My mouth is wide open….
@mirsmommy.. Missy I swear… I have just walked away to me it hurts more when you just leave.. My freedom and peace of mind is priceless
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D. Bryant….ummmmm #igotnothing
chase says:
I have never messed with hubby’s stuff, I don’t have it in me. Also I would not want him to touch my stuff.
His family loves me b/c I am so quite and relaxed as opposed to my ex sister in law who was so rowdy and off the chain. When mess would go down between her and hubby’s brother she would call the entire family and let them know what was going on a whole lotta cussing and fighting, and holes in the walls at their crib.. It was shameful!
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ggouch says:
Al-Ameera says:
@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
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Girl its equivilant to slappin my mamma, killing my dog, punching my daddy and shtying on my lawn all rolled up in one big FLUCK YOU!!!
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GG…you so crazy…Did he do all this on Christmas Eve too?
I
yo comments…you & Kwall have me in the office looking a straight fool. Secretary wanna know why I keep laughin and spittin water!!!
Cha Cha please put my pannies down
I’ll believe that Nas and Amy is fuggin when they show up to the red carpet with Nas wearing a shirt that says “N!gger”, and Amy’s jacket says, “Owner” :/
SangriaSugar says:
Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!
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I don’t touch hubby’s clothes or cars. I don’t touch what I don’t want to replace. I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup. Now when we first got together he made me mad, it was taco night. I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
OMG I HAVE AMYS ALBUM AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SONG SHE TALKING ABOUT! I DONT THINK THAT SHE IS HIS TYPE THOUGHT SMH
At least I know if I need some SNAPPED advice I know where to get a plethora from….. I would of have never thought of the things you guys are talking about… I have not been in that many relationships all of mind have been very long…. SO when I was done I was done….
I was with my ex hubby for 7yrs and before that my high school sweetheart until my second year in College… Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)
That was before we even got married. His brother was like “WTF HE DO for me to be receiving BOXES on my DOOR STEP!” I must say his brother LOVE him cause he paid like $200 to overnight Fed Ex his brother shat BACK.
He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”
A towel.
Anna says:
SangriaSugar says:
Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!
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I don’t touch hubby’s clothes or cars. I don’t touch what I don’t want to replace. I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup. Now when we first got together he made me mad, it was taco night. I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
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I come back from working with a client to all of this ratchet azz fluckery from y’all!
I couldn’t even type this cuz I was reading errythang that y’all wrote! Y’all killin me!!
SnootyPooty1 says:
At least I know if I need some SNAPPED advice I know where to get a plethora from….. I would of have never thought of the things you guys are talking about… I have not been in that many relationships all of mind have been very long…. SO when I was done I was done….
I was with my ex hubby for 7yrs and before that my high school sweetheart until my second year in College… Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)
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I’ve been with my husband since I was 16.
A towel!
kwall says:
That was before we even got married. His brother was like “WTF HE DO for me to be receiving BOXES on my DOOR STEP!” I must say his brother LOVE him cause he paid like $200 to overnight Fed Ex his brother shat BACK. He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”
A towel.
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Dammit Kwall!!!!!!! I just choked on my damn Pork Fried Rice!!!!!!!!!
mirsmommy says:
I’ll believe that Nas and Amy is fuggin when they show up to the red carpet with Nas wearing a shirt that says “N!gger”, and Amy’s jacket says, “Owner”
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OMG it truly is FUN FRIDAY up in here …
He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”
A towel.
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I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
again
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rose from the dead and
“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”
I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door.
I had to beg that fool not to call the popo. 
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Cha Cha please put my pannies down
@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
for that d.bryant…my boo gotta pay kelis crazy azz child support already! let him make some $$ cause rumors of him with amy crackhouse…smdh…
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girl! and i JUST read the update. THANK YOU
#savehiscareer
@mirs…WHHHAAATTTT
@Al as many bishes as he can hit, hell on this site alone, the thought of carbby patties up there is hitting a nerve
@@mirsmommy……..
I will be looking for you to give me advice in the day time with a flash light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.
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I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OutsidetheBox says:
“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”
This reminds me of the time I was cutting the fool bout something and my man does not “get involved” and you know that makes women madder!
I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.
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@Anna…you ain’t never lie about that…but you were nice about it
Shauny says:
@mirs…WHHHAAATTTT
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@OTB…..
not outside NAKED
SnootyPooty1 says:
@@mirsmommy……..
I will be looking for you to give me advice in the day time with a flash light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Snooty…..Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)
Now we cant have secrets can we…. Spill the beans…you have brought us this far
@ OTB, Didn’t Allen Iverson do that to his wife, Tawanna???
My BM did the whole throwing the clothes out thing(it was my apartment!!), took my son’s golf clubs to the Lincoln and everything, but she neatly placed the 360 in the backseat in an orderly fashion.
she knew wasn’t no comin back from that!
@T.Y’z Cha Cha…. It was a long time ago he doesn’t even play in the league anymore he coaches in the league though…. this was in 1995-1998
Shauny said…..
@Al as many bishes as he can hit, hell on this site alone, the thought of carbby patties up there is hitting a nerve
SangriS says: GG…you so crazy…Did he do all this on Christmas Eve too?
I
yo comments…you & Kwall have me in the office looking a straight fool. Secretary wanna know why I keep laughin and spittin water!!!
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and stole the presents under the tree!!!!!!!!!!! That’s how damn offened I am right now with the NAS and WHORE-HOUSE!!! rumored tragedy!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”
This reminds me of the time I was cutting the fool bout something and my man does not “get involved” and you know that makes women madder!
I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.
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We’re mean.
@Snooty GOTCHA!!! 1995 was a good year
My BM did the whole throwing the clothes out thing(it was my apartment!!), took my son’s golf clubs to the Lincoln and everything, but she neatly placed the 360 in the backseat in an orderly fashion.
she knew wasn’t no comin back from that!
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@Arsenal so how is the relationship with BM now…
@GGouch…. you know I heart
your comments and you know we go way back… lol to 2007 or 06 I forgot
@Choco
That was years back, ain’t no relationship now………..
@T.Y’z Cha Cha…. LOL yeah it was
the Nas continuum there has been neither time nor the slightest possibility that he hit that triple bagged in plastic on his worst day.
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Oh…..Okay….
….cause I was bout to say!!! ALL THE ABOVE NIG*** …. Okay …carry on then.
Snooty 06!!!! wow how time flies on Sandra Rose!!!!!!!!!! that is funny!!!
@GGouch I know it does right OMG… I e-love you
VIBABY says:
@Shauny DONT YOU TALK ABOUT LUTHA!
Did he @Mirs???
Girl I was a cussing, fighting FEWL! My mama wouldnt even stand up for me.
I was at the door, “E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”
NOTHING. I thought I heard the nigga laffing (lata he said “IT WASNT CHIT FUNNY, D!)
He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.
I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
dang it y’all I’m tryin to get the hang of this
@vibaby
I meant :cosign
Keara BUTT BOOTY! Not even earrings. LOL
AND we lived in an Apt complex then. LOL
I E-LOVE you more beautiful!!!!!
@Awesome
Oh okay makes sense since she left like that somethings you can forgive but not forget
“E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”
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OutsidetheBox says:
Did he @Mirs???
Girl I was a cussing, fighting FEWL! My mama wouldnt even stand up for me.
I was at the door, “E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”
NOTHING. I thought I heard the nigga laffing (lata he said “IT WASNT CHIT FUNNY, D!)
He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.
I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Dayum…
ggouch
Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity
I promise I can’t stop cracking up at your ass OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got down today!!! wtih your fiesty ass!!!
@Choco
I can laugh about it now, wasn’t funny at all then
We didn’t break up then, probably had another year and a half before that happened. Crazy thing was the police wouldn’t let ME take My things back into MY PLACE!!!!! ol girl wasn’t even on the lease
@ GGouch…your Gravi makes me smile, you make me laugh…You resemble Vanessa Bell Calloway and Angela Bassett..very Regal.
ggouch Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity
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You are my mofo hero bish!!! I mean that shyt like: I can’t pay today to my bill collector!!!!
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
@ GGouch…your Gravi makes me smile, you make me laugh…You resemble Vanessa Bell Calloway and Angela Bassett..very Regal.
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Ya’ll must have heard I hit the numbers or something!!!! NO!!! that is a beautiful compliment!! I am humble thank you
@Awesome
Yep been there with someone not on the lease and having more rights than the leaseholder smh-you guyz are cordial now tho after so many years
OutsidetheBox says:
I thought he was cheating…and you know how these men are when they are right, since its so few and far between LOL
ggouch Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity
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That ninja pushed me out the door BUCKET NEKKID!!!! I had to think of my future cause obv. me and him wasnt gonna make it!!!!!
He said, “Yeah, you always like to be naked dont’cha?!?!”
WHOOSH
*house coat rips off*
Definitely not gonna lie, Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back to Black’ CD is/was the SH.IT! Loved it and “Me and Mr. Jones” was my favorite track on there…HOWEVER I was not aware that that song was supposedly about Nas
OutsidetheBox says:
That ninja pushed me out the door BUCKET NEKKID!!!! I had to think of my future cause obv. me and him wasnt gonna make it!!!!!
He said, “Yeah, you always like to be naked dont’cha?!?!”
WHOOSH
*house coat rips off*
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@ Sandra no dentist but hygienist. Does ur dentist clean ur teeth?
Choco says:
OMG I won’t even say what I did to my ex shoes let me just say the next day he was like Babe y are my shoes wet
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I’m late, but PLEASE tell me you didn’t umm piss in them?
Hey all!
@Oh
u gotta know I don’t really get down like that but some people bring it out of you
Yep smh that mofo made me so mad and his shoes were right there…
@ Choco I heard someone saying if the person stays with longer than 2wks you have to give the person a notce to leave. I hope that’s not true because I have some fam that will not stay longer than a day.
I answered the door naked when my ex friend’s showed up that nicca asked me for $10.00 and I told him don’t ask me for money guess he thought I was joking – opportunity presented itself and I took it
He was pissed but not as pissed as me when I tell you not to ask me for money and you acting like I was speaking Chinese- Such is life!
@Choco
Nope, not cuz of my doing though. She still hasn’t grown up yet. she wants to fight my girl on some silly ****. (secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)
@Stan
In MD it’s 30 days and yeah you have to give notice I nipped all that in the bud and I told my beau don’t have your mail sent here cuz when you cut up and I want you to leave that’s exactly what you will be doing-And if they asked me if he lived there I’d be like nope he just came and stayed for the weeekend-EFF ALL THAT
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Choco
Nope, not cuz of my doing though. She still hasn’t grown up yet. she wants to fight my girl on some silly ****. (secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)
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“(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)”
ROFL ROFL
You nigga!!!!! 
Sound like my kids father! That ninja is MARRIED to one woman and want me to get on the OTHER woman that broke US up!!!! You ninjas aint right!!! LMAO
@ Awesome Arsenal
(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)
OutsidetheBox says:
“(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)”
ROFL ROFL You nigga!!!!!
Sound like my kids father! That ninja is MARRIED to one woman and want me to get on the OTHER woman that broke US up!!!! You ninjas aint right!!! LMAO
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@Awesome
You are funny new girl would scrap her yeah that’s not being mature I have never wanted to fight any of my ex – new boos for what I know exactly what they are getting and for me when I’m done I’m done-does your son and her have a relationship- you can tell me when I’m getting too noisy
He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.
I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Oh damn that! I’m sweet but I would have driven a wooden stake thru a ninja’s heart for that chit!
@Choco
No worries, I have 2 sons by her, they’re up here for the summer. Been fightin for custody for two years, have another court date week after next. They love new girl, her personality is the exact opposite of their mom’s, plus she’s an administrator at a daycare so she’s been around kids for awhile and knows how to treat them.
@ggouch
I don’t condone that shyt, but she had an opportunity and backed down
@Awesome
Oh boo I hope you get what you want out the custody case it’s sad when mommies make the break up worse by actin out – I just thank GOD I didn’t let my kids see that out of me and some men will bring you to it-that’s good the boyz like her so your ex wants to fight new girl cuz she feels as though she’s a threat?? If you ex was smart she would be-friend or at least be civil with new girl it just makes life easier on everyone-Question do you son’s say they’d rather live with you?
She was scared?????
Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
@ choco – CLASSIC!
Going home wishing Mister would start some ish with me this weekend. I will tell him, you don’t understand what I’ve been reading up on.
#boxesintrunkandfedexnumberready
Right I hated when my ex husband would fight in front of me and this was back in the 80′s when ppl handled disputes by throwing fists not shooting up everywhere but that stayed with me and I would tell any guy I date don’t think that ish flattering to me I’m not with all that-I think I hate it so much becuz I used to feel sorry for the guyz my Puerto Rican husband used to eff up…
OutsidetheBox says:
She was scared?????
Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@ggouch
I don’t condone that shyt, but she had an opportunity and backed down
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**** talkin bishes get multiple stitches!!!!
ohpretty1 says:
He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.
I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Oh damn that! I’m sweet but I would have driven a wooden stake thru a ninja’s heart for that chit!
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@Oh
why do men try us 
I won’t even lie I’d never even thought of doing something like that in the past but I felt so much better cuz I was so cool and calm and he still didn’t know anything until the next day when he put his shoes on- girl I was like I dunno what happened when he asked me
wishing Mister would start some ish
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Why do I call him Mister when I think he is acting crazy
OutsidetheBox says:
She was scared?????
Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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ggouch says:
OTB!!! ya’ll may have given some folks up in here some courage!!! Going home telln they dudes: “I’ve learned some ISH today,so you don’t want it with me play-er” the next time I tell you to pick up those damn socks!!! and you dont…..I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
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What’s the difference between Amy and Kelis?
One acts like she’s on crack and the other looks it — Do you Nas!
I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
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Youn’ont wont it with me play-er! I got the company FedEX card FEWL!!!!
mirsmommy says:
OutsidetheBox says:
She was scared?????
Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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Punks Jump Up to Get Beatdown!!!!!
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One two one two on dey asses!! Now I’ma a mofo lady…BUT please don’t let the articulation of my speech and the french manicure persuede you I won’t smack the cum remnants out your mouth………………………….
NAWWWWWWWWWWWW I kid I kid!!! I am too damn cute to fight…I am not a brawler….I am a 911-CALLER, and a Restraining order Facilatator!!! Much much much to cute!!!
here’s the story if y’all wanna humor me …………
me and new girl were riding and one of her girls call her talking about a baby shower she forgot about. we were riding past burlington coat factory so we stopped there so she could get a shirt or something. i walked in the door while she was still in the car(puttin the
out) and my bm and the kids were in there. the kids saw me and we started playing around in the store (bm had a big smile on her face)and then new girl came in (bm smile turned upside down). bm started goin off talking bout “I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids” 
so she goin through her thing and she walks up and stole on me in the face. i’m lookin at the employees watchin the whole **** and then she stole on me again. new girl stepped in front of me and checked her azz and bm did that talkin **** while you walk away thing
articulation of my speech and the french manicure
Dont let the Business wear fool ya! *air punches*
She so HOOOD!!!!! ROFL!!!!! That bish might be my cousinnnnnnn!
Choco says:
wishing Mister would start some ish
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Why do I call him Mister when I think he is acting crazy
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When I’m in the ‘this ain’t up for discussion’ mood, I’ll tell him, don’t make me go all Miss Celie on the front porch sharpening the razor on your azz, he’ll let it go.
ggouch says:
OTB!!! ya’ll may have given some folks up in here some courage!!! Going home telln they dudes: “I’ve learned some ISH today,so you don’t want it with me play-er” the next time I tell you to pick up those damn socks!!! and you dont…..I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
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@ OTB some of them bring the whole fam and still talk ish from inside the car.
OMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG
When I’m in the ‘this ain’t up for discussion’ mood, I’ll tell him, don’t make me go all Miss Celie on the front porch sharpening the razor on your azz, he’ll let it go.
Cuz he know you azz ain’t lying
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I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids”
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DMAN awesome had the girl so DYCKMATIZED.. (c) T.Y’z Cha Cha
she thought she was at the crib…in her walking closet? WTF!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Youn’ont wont it with me play-er! I got the company FedEX card FEWL!!!!
@Arsenal
She hit you in front of her boyz WTF???
Baby mom is tripping for real but that part about walking and talking got me dying
One two one two on dey asses!! Now I’ma a mofo lady…BUT please don’t let the articulation of my speech and the french manicure persuede you I won’t smack the cum remnants out your mouth………………………….
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OMG! I always say don’t let the MAC and not-a-strand-out-of-place fool you. Stay out of my head!
STANNNNNNNN I know you from FLA cause thats EXACTLY how we do!!!!!
Car load of ninjas: JUST SELLING OUT!
@FLLLLOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SISTER BFF?????? COME ON NOW. Get in on this!!!
She hit you in front of her boyz WTF???
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RIGHT!! I would have had her azz cuffed and escorted in front of them too!!!!!! then I would have sat them down and said:
“You see why daddy doesn’t like you to hit people!!!
“why daddy they would say”…..
cause they might have a cell phone like daddy’s to dial 911 on your ass”…who wants icecream!!!
“I do I do”
she thought she was at the crib…in her walking closet?
THE WHOLE DAMN BURLINGTON AT THAT!!!!!
That ice cream a’make a kid forget chu real fast!
Kids aint chit!!!!
What the hell ya’ll talking bout
cause they might have a cell phone like daddy’s to dial 911 on your ass”…who wants icecream!!!
“I do I do”
OutsidetheBox says:
That ice cream a’make a kid forget chu real fast!
Kids aint chit!!!!
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Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINT****
Arsenal’s HOOD SCARY ass babymama @Free
AWESOME ARSENAL says: bm started goin off talking bout “I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids” so she goin through her thing and she walks up and stole on me in the face. i’m lookin at the employees watchin the whole **** and then she stole on me again.
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i’m sorry, i hate to laugh but this ish was funny as hell. it’s time for yall to start pressing charges. it’s just not acceptable.
AWESOME ARSENAL …..DANG….you gotta stick and move next time…mush her in the face or something. Plus you dont want your kids seeing Daddy get played/punked my Mama…that aint cool.
I would not ever punk my kids dad in front of them physically. NO BUENO!!!
UGH that is not how you act. What example was she setting for ya’ll children??
I was jokin about the new GF taxin that azz because you dont want BM gettin the brakes beat off of her either…that is yo kids Mom(at the end of the day)…now if she run up on GF then HEY….take the kids to the toy department and let the commencing take place…Im just sayin!!!
I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINT****
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
OutsidetheBox says:
Arsenal’s HOOD SCARY ass babymama @Free
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One of them bishes that talk a mean one and ain’t working with chit?
No I kid I kid!! I don’t rent furniture…Iam not kidding about chilren aint shyt
**Kids aint sh.it**
Story of my life!
#bingo @Free. I was like yall must be from Florida! LMAO
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
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Me either
kids will sell your azz out for ice cream and mikey dees in a damn heartbeat..
Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINT****
THANKS GG for not allowing me to contain my Pepsi……:rofl:
#255 @Flo @Free
I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
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OutsidetheBox says:
#bingo @Free. I was like yall must be from Florida! LMAO
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Yes, Florida ho.es quick to call out which projects they from then the burbs(not from the jects) bit.ch(me) taps that as.s real decent then bitch.es riding up 20 deep trying to jump and chit. I am getting heated telling the story
I was like yall must be from Florida!
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Gotta be!!! Its soooo hot, b!tches lose their dam.n minds!!!!!
And I read that sh.it
BM was all 
then saw the new chick and went 
:Rofl:
OutsidetheBox says:
#255 @Flo @Free
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For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
@
Most people wouldn’t do that my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft. Now she like honey please I would never do that all prim and proper now.
@ Cha Cha
STAN4FL says:
@ Most people wouldn’t do that my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft. Now she like honey please I would never do that all prim and proper now.
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There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later
Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
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child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor
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Yeah I ain’t hittin my son’s Dad like that she is gonna make her boyz lean more toward him and new girl
“my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft.”
Yesssssssssssssss!
Short people always tryna prove some chit! See FreeToSpeakUp in #287
@ Free
For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
yeah I feel you on that.
My hubbys BM be on some otha shyt to, she could not believe he was going to happily be married so we invited her to the wedding and still in disbelief although she sat in the third row… Be saying shyt like ” You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…what the fluck was you watching when we said I DO?
FloridaChick813 says:
Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
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Callin private and sh.it
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Damn bit.ch you know her?
The ho.e stalked me on facebook, bitc.h became OBSESSED with me. Calling calling calling, emailing saying all type of chit. Bitc.h was losing sleep from me 
Get of my man dyck ho.e 
:offtopic
Why did a damn bird just crash in to my office window on the 8th floor
#thisshythasgottostop
@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…
Okay! So that fight I had last yr? My two youngest were in the car!
They still talk about it!!!
Outta NOWHERE Ma’am says : “Ma, you’memba when you beat that lady?”
Me:
I did no such thing *turns music up*
Every time we ride by that area she *side eye* me. I KNOW she wanna say something about it!
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
@ Free
For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
yeah I feel you on that.
My hubbys BM be on some otha shyt to, she could not believe he was going to happily be married so we invited her to the wedding and still in disbelief although she sat in the third row… Be saying shyt like ” You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…what the fluck was you watching when we said I DO?
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You brave, bitc.h wouldn’t have been at my wedding trying to mess sh.it up. Some women just can not see their ex with another woman. Bitc.h was trying to be my friend later. WTF ho.e do you not remeber the emails you sent me? That bullsh.it you was talking on the phone? Bish pul-lease
@FLO
There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later
TELL ME ABOUT IT
“Why did a damn bird just crash in to my office window on the 8th floor”
I blame Pres Obama!
#oilspill
Im soooooo glad I’ve never had to deal with that, and Im also glad that I never acted like that!!!
#TeamSaneBabyMama
“@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…”
YES HE IS
OutsidetheBox says:
“my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft.”
Yesssssssssssssss!
Short people always tryna prove some chit! See FreeToSpeakUp in #287
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*thump thump* Oh that was the two piece bisssssssssssssssh 
I can’t stand you!!!!
I’m getting the fluck outta this thread!
You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…
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Another sign of being unstable…
I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
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While I SO understand you, *sigh* I almost had to get with a BM. I said almost exactly what you did. Went a little something like this: “I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit. She already likes me more than you.” I was only 2 inches from her face when I said it. She felt me and got the point. #kumbaya ever since. It kills her because the child says, I have two mamas, my real one and a bonus. My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
My mom will kill over one of us…a yt lady stepped on my sister’s hand years ago FOR A BEAD at Mardi Gras. My sister’s couldn’t have been any older than 5. My mom went into a rage, went to the car, got her gun, tucked it in the back of her pants and went to whip the yt lady azz. Thank God my aunt was there to calm her down…
I said all that to say don’t pluck with a child with a REAL mom…#shytgetsreal
Looking back it’s hilarious because she’s so nonviolent now
@Ty
you best believe if i would’ve did anything those same employees that were watching would’ve called the police quick, plus I’ve always been heavy handed and she’s yella so do the math on that. I never hit her, don’t condone that ****, but I wanted to plenty of times. to many stories though, if i told them y’all would probably think I was a battered husband or some shyt. I could sell that shyt to the Lifetime channel
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO @OTB #301
Sounds like my dam.n son.
Son: “u remember when I was 4 and ……”
Me: “Nope, that mustv’e been a dream”
@ Free I just had some straight flashbacks. *phone rings* wipes sleep from eyes and slob from mouth. Girl i need you to ride with me somewhere.
@FLO
Right girl even tho I have kids of my own I sometimes won’t date men with kids but becuz of behaviour that’s been mentioned I have never acted like that with my ex’s – I don’t see the point and I’ll be damned if I ever give you a reason to think I’m stuck on U
“@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…”
YES HE IS
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FloridaChick813 says:
@Free
Im soooooo glad I’ve never had to deal with that, and Im also glad that I never acted like that!!!
#TeamSaneBabyMama
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I am the same with my BD, I’ll be damn.ed if I tripping over an ex, bish you getting my left overs…
I like your “set” @Free!!! Too bad your two piece lands below the belt, shortstack!
*Ronnie from Player’s Club voice* No balls here, bish!
artistman999 says:
@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…
:rotfl: :rotfl:
@ Free
There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later
You brave, bitc.h wouldn’t have been at my wedding trying to mess sh.it up. Some women just can not see their ex with another woman. Bitc.h was trying to be my friend later. WTF ho.e do you not remeber the emails you sent me? That bullsh.it you was talking on the phone? Bish pul-lease
OH my fam was on point TRUST nothing negative would’ve transpired, their little girl was in our wedding as was mine as the flower girl… so I wanted her to see how a little girl is supposed to look (pretty) and not all rough and shyt the way she be sending her to us on the weekends! She was feeling like complete doo doo!
“I am the same with my BD, I’ll be damn.ed if I tripping over an ex, bish you getting my left overs…”
It really gets them mad when you dont give a goody-got damn.
#TeamSaneBabyMama
My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
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Are you serious??? Who told her to say that or she came up with it herself whew girl I tell ya the sacrifices I’ve made for my children were well worth it I wouldn’t want them looking at me like I’m crazy
“I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit.
It kills her because the child says, I have two mamas, my real one and a bonus. My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time
All yall stupid as hell! LMFAO!
STAN4FL says:
@ Free I just had some straight flashbacks. *phone rings* wipes sleep from eyes and slob from mouth. Girl i need you to ride with me somewhere.
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So you were one of the ones looking for lil ol’ me?
OutsidetheBox says:
I like your “set” @Free!!! Too bad your two piece lands below the belt, shortstack!
*Ronnie from Player’s Club voice* No balls here, bish!
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You tall, I WILL jump up to yo’ grill
@OTB
Yep it messes with their heads I have never once tripped and girl y one day I had to talk to BD yt girl-this girl said to me so and so said you wanted to fight me girl she tells me he said this like 6 years later and I’m like what I would fight him before I would bother with you unless you did something when I was with him but even now I got a young man keeping me very busy Fuk you very much!
#TeamSaneBabyMama
“I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit.
LOVES IT!!!!!
@ Cha Cha
Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.
@ Choco
I got a young man keeping me very busy Fuk you very much!
Besides, I look better than any of the women or men :/ I’ve seen my BD with. All I can do is
Especially at the chicks.. In my mind im thinking “if you only knew what I knew”. Silly Bish.
@ OTB I bring up my mom old fights all the time. I say mom u remember when u dropped that lady. I still can’t believe someone so short could do that
me and bm from Chicago but all that happened in Wisconsin where I am know
AND THEN DONT YOU START LOOKING AT HIS ASS LIKE
How did you end up with this #batshytcrazybish exactly?
Cause if you like her, you cant like me!!!
#INeedAnswers
FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Cha Cha
Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.
UMMMMM((((TAPPIN YOU ON THE SHOULDER))))……Is your husbands BabyMamas initials EB
FloridaChick813 says:
Besides, I look better than any of the women or men I’ve seen my BD with. All I can do is Especially at the chicks.. In my mind im thinking “if you only knew what I knew”. Silly Bish
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I haven’t been impressed with any of my BD’s new chicks either. But he would always talk about how he found somebody badder than me and chi.t like I cared. I’m like dude, once they get past your looks and find out when you broke you drobe they gonna be telling you “dueces” (cb voice). And my husband baby mama’s one the daughter was bragging to her how pretty I was and the mama started playing hoe games (i wasn’t wife yet) talking about they daughter (13) was telling her how she wanted them together and the other one (stalker) lost her mind when she saw me on facebook. They just didn’t know I already mastered the game and that’s exactly why I am Mrs. ***********
@ Free
I don’t do drama I was on the list because nobody wanted to go with her.
FloridaChick813 says:
Besides, I look better than any of the women or men
NO NO ANNNNNNND NO…….WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?????
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Cha Cha
Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.
UMMMMM((((TAPPIN YOU ON THE SHOULDER))))……Is your husbands BabyMamas initials EB
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Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.
Choco says:
My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
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Are you serious??? Who told her to say that or she came up with it herself whew girl I tell ya the sacrifices I’ve made for my children were well worth it I wouldn’t want them looking at me like I’m crazy
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I learned of it after a convo with her grandmother so I don’t exactly know. But yes, kids aren’t stupid. They know right from wrong and crazy from sane. All her behavior did was alienate her daughter. It would hurt my heart if my 4 year old told me all I did was trip.
STAN4FL says:
@ Free I don’t do drama I was on the list because nobody wanted to go with her
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I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
@TY
Homie is all types of confused :/
Real chit though, I was actually a chick that was out of my husband league BUT he had very good qualities about him (even being hood) you know, good income, credit, career…so the foundation was set and I worked with everything later. From what I’ve learned, the standards of the women he chose to have kids from or even deal with were very low and it explained a lot later on in our relationship.
I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
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One time I had to step in for my sis. Told her as.s afterwards “Dont go startin sh.it you cant finish” – Bish was only 5ft, 100 lbs soakin wet though.
FloridaChick813 says:
I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
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One time I had to step in for my sis. Told her as.s afterwards “Dont go startin sh.it you cant finish” – Bish was only 5ft, 100 lbs soakin wet though.
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Size don’t matter, if you can fight you can fight. It may be harder to win but at least you won’t get dogged if the bigger person can fight.
@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.
Bish cant fight either @Free
Me and my bro used to tear that as.s up though when we were younger.. You wouldv’e thought she learned something
I dont fight no more though. Im too pretty for that sh.it
Chit. Thats how I learned @FLo.
FloridaChick813 says:
Bish cant fight either @Free
Me and my bro used to tear that as.s up though when we were younger.. You wouldv’e thought she learned something
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@ Flo your sis needs to have a talk with my mom because she never that height hold her back from kickin *ss back in the day.
FloridaChick813 says:
I dont fight no more though. Im too pretty for that sh.it
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STAN4FL says:
@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.
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I’ve lost many a friend b/c I wouldn’t ‘ride out’ out some silly ish over a man. I heard him say he didn’t want you, what did you hear? If he’s doing right AND some, by his kids, and you do your part, what more can you ask for? These are folks that were never in relationships to begin with.
#teamnosillybishes
ohpretty1 says:
STAN4FL says:
@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.
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I’ve lost many a friend b/c I wouldn’t ‘ride out’ out some silly ish over a man. I heard him say he didn’t want you, what did you hear? If he’s doing right AND some, by his kids, and you do your part, what more can you ask for? These are folks that were never in relationships to begin with.
#teamnosillybishes
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YEs, the bish was NEVER in a relationship with my husband. They were fcuk buddies and got caught up. It’s so many dumb as.s bitc.hes in this world. UGH!
@Oh
Yeah I would be hurt to but some parents don’t think about their actions in front of their kids which is wrong on so many levels kids today are not like kids of yesteryear…they get emotionally impacted by parental behaviour and some are not equipped to cope
Agreed @Flo.
@ Oh
#teamnosillybishes
They always say girl he just frontin, he wants to keep it on the low and stay buying his *ss
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@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also…
#concerned
@Oh
Very good question I’m trying to figure out who kidnapped Mean???
Man said he had to actually work today :/ and MEAN has been M.I.A. (missin in action) since last week
@Man said he had a lot of work
APB is out for @Mean
Choco says:
@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also
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Look up Choc at one of my comments, I said my husband had low standards. I don’t place all the blame on him. He was a product of his environment but sawe the light when he met me. I introduced him to things he had never thought of doing out of fear of not “keeping it real.” He agrees with me on his past BUT he can’t change it. And believe I’m no gully, when the bitc.h talk “I” was listening, I don’t put anything past ANYONE. But I realized the truth from the animosity.
I’m bored
I been back and forth on Crate and Barrel website, I need to go to Homegoods when I leave work. Need to change up my atmosphere
@ Civil
Wanna play?
Choco says:
@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also…
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Yes, it takes two to tango. Most of the batshytcrazy women often pay these men no mind until they see them with someone else with a TITLE. Why?
@Free
I got u and I’m certain you are not into bashing but I can only imagine what my son’s father was telling his chick to make her think I wanted to fight her when in all actuality they were the furthest ppl on my mind-I know nicca’s can be petty also jus sayin
Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.
@ FREE
GIRL WHAT YOU SAY… I AGREE 100%
He was a product of his environment but sawe the light when he met me. I introduced him to things he had never thought of doing out of fear of not “keeping it real.” He agrees with me on his past BUT he can’t change it.
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LOVE That!!!!!!! This reminds me of my guy and I. He says all the time “U really showed me another side. Cause all I’ve ever known women to be were relentless, heartless, selfish bi.tches” :/
Can it be a game for 3, cause im bored too????
NO HANKY PANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
@Oh
I don’t know but I’m different my kids were more important to me so whoever was in their life better have their ish right or then there would be problems-my ex’s have been with their girls long enuf to be married they just haven’t now I would have a problem when and if ex hubby remarries I’ve been the only Ms O____ for a long time
@Flo…I commented on your, ahem (head rush) gravi in the sociopath post
@Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Get outta my head!
Target is having Black Friday on home goods..
Nothing too spectacular though…funny that we doing the same damn thing LOL!!!!
Choco says:
@Free
I got u and I’m certain you are not into bashing but I can only imagine what my son’s father was telling his chick to make her think I wanted to fight her when in all actuality they were the furthest ppl on my mind-I know nicca’s can be petty also jus sayin
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Yea I know, my BD did me like that. Bish thought “I” who left him still wanted him. No ma’am. But in the case with my husband, his baby mama was a bottom bitc.h that he used to fcuk. The other BM couldn’t understand why he decided to marry a chick who he didn’t have a child from. If you are not the one you jsut are not the one and she started playing those games with their kid but I knew how to handle the chit. I’m street smart and decent on the books so there’s not too much that can get past me ESPECIALLY when bishes think you green because of a neighbor you come from. I love those cause they never see me coming at them until it’s too late #gameova
LMYBO OMG
You can play UNO on facebook…request your partners….
@ Civil…I got UNO cards at my desk that I use during break the hell out
@ OTB Until when?
@ Flo No hanky panky
and yea my husband is HOOD but he knows better now. Used to people judging him and I came in listening and leading
@ Oh Pretty It’s jealousy chile
Thanks @Civil
@OTB & Free
I aint really “redecorating” but since in moving next week, I have started buying new bed in a bags and sh.it. I LOVE THOSE! Am I the only one who has like 10 sets?? :/
But uhhhhh, what exactly is included in this Black Friday sale @ Target?? Any home theater/dvd type things???
#TeamNikkibishes
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.
@ FREE GIRL WHAT YOU SAY… I AGREE 100%
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Girl I fought back with my sword (the word). I be clowning on here because it’s my personality but I am working on governing myself accordingly
It’s a journey and I am loving it #notperfect
@ Oh because some of their girlfriends pump their heads up with BS and try to prove they still can get him
I’m glad I met my hubby outside of my hometown. FL has slim pickings as gmom would say.
ANOTHER
RALPHLAUREN.COM IS HAVING A NICE SALE
lol…ya’ll r a trip….
FloridaChick813 says:
Thanks @Civil
@OTB & Free
I aint really “redecorating” but since in moving next week, I have started buying new bed in a bags and sh.it. I LOVE THOSE! Am I the only one who has like 10 sets??
But uhhhhh, what exactly is included in this Black Friday sale @ Target?? Any home theater/dvd type things???
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You are not alone and I LOVVVVVVVE Pillows, LOTS of them on the bed.
…I am your star for life, entertainin for you, and im willing to do, anything you want to, baby Ill shine sooo bright, when you look up at me, you will understand we, are meant to be…
#MySh.it
Maybe he’s her pusher man? Nas is not choosy at all – first Kelis, then this crackhead? He may as well get with Kim Kardashian, and make it a gutter butt trifecta!
STAN4FL says:
@ Oh because some of their girlfriends pump their heads up with BS and try to prove they still can get him
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FloridaChick813 says:
…I am your star for life, entertainin for you, and im willing to do, anything you want to, baby Ill shine sooo bright, when you look up at me, you will understand we, are meant to be…
#MySh.it
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Take your mushy self to sleep
UNO!!!!! 
And I was just thinking “dam.n I feel all lovey-dovey today”
Guess its the rain and this slow jams play list im listenin too 
LOL
You draw 4…I get UNO!!!
Hey Flo…are yall on hurrican watch too? And anybody else in Florida
@Free
Oh okay we are here then….
CivilEngineer says:
You draw 4…I get UNO!!!
I love “Roscoe Jenkins
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Negro no you didn’t
I just watched it on HBO the otha night
***hurricane
Choco says:
@Free
Oh okay we are here then
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@Free…C4, C6 I SANK YOUR BATTLESHIP
<—jiggin real nasty again 
Hey Civil (((((waves)))))
I love Roscoe Jenkins too hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOOOVVEEEEE ROSCOE!!!!!!!!!!
CivilEngineer says:
@Free…C4, C6 I SANK YOUR BATTLESHIP <—jiggin real nasty again
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Now you know you too tall to be doing anything that resembles the dougie. Thank goodness we only got the tropical storm
Soooo wish I could see Civil jigg
For some reason Im thinking this is the Louisiana “juke”
Dayum, we need to hurry up and get the accordin shutters. Can’t mess up the paint with nails
@Free
:co-sign: one thing my mom taught all 4 of her girls don’t chase after no man – My Dad was not perfect but he was my Dad it was rare in fact I can not remember my parents ever arguing in front of us-only way I could tell when they were beefing we’d be eating Mickey’s D’s every other day-but y were so thrilled
Dayum, it’s already that time.
Bingo!!! 
20 mins to go
@Flo…hurricane season started June 1st
Hey @Snooty…Martin is just HILARIOUS! I watched Big Momma’s House 1 & 2 last weekend
the whole way through
You got to “mind fcuk” these dudes.
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EXACTLY! That’s anyone really. I’m glad I used to sit on grandma’s lap as a child and listen to her and her crazy sisters, crazy in a haha way. Those front porch convos have kept the drama in my life to a minimum.
This where yall been all day?! Somebody coulda let a bish know! hmprf.
You got to “mind fcuk” these dudes.
Currently doing so and quite enjoying it.
HEEEYYY MzD!!
Hey CivilBoo! *Cyberkisses* How are ya love?
I’m gonna be great in 26 minutes
How are you?
Congrats Tiny and TI beautiful Poem
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
I will out-jigg Civil. Remember I used to live there!
#teamdancebattles
I’m ok, tired. Gonna be in H-E-L-L for 2 1/2 more hours. UGH!
Cuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeee pic @Snooty
Having a blonde moment today
@MzDimplez… Hey lady (((((((((((((((waves)))))))))))))))
@civil.. Yeah I love Mike Epps he is way too funny……..
Back at you FLO…. thank you
OooOOooo a dance off!!!!!!!
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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Girl be quick witted and know what the hell you are talking about and tell him some thing he’s never heard about just being intellectual without making him feel dumb-a lil mystery will keep their minds going as well
FloridaChick813 says:
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
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Mind games, Flo. Gut yo mind out da gutter.
*and I thought I had a dirty mind*
I was thinking more on the line stimulating him mentally and sexually
@Civil, I LIVE in a blonde moment
I was thinking more on the line stimulating him mentally and sexually
#This @Flo. COme back to the “G” rated LOL
Ahhhhh @Choco, im all about stimulating the mind. I get all in that sh.it.
Awwww @MzD…just think about the MONAAAYYY (easily said since I’m getting off in 22 minutes
)
@ohpretty1…
USE to live down here…I’m still here.
jiggin to the beat
going dumb to the beat
as you move your feet
Mind fu.ck is when you play with someone else’s mind and mental masturbation (my own ratarded term) is when you fu.ck with your own mind or knowingly allow someone else to.
Men like intelligent women….. A woman who can hold her own and a funny/witty intelligent woman is really a turn on for a man because they can get sex without even buying a woman a soda…..
OutsidetheBox says:
I ahvent done chit all day BUT I found my new bed and sofa.
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I did that the other day.
I found a new living room set, bedroom set, and dining set. 
Yesterday, I browsed for my fall shoe and boot collection.
Pardon my typo “of”
Rub it in Civil. *thinks about the money, realizes that it’s gone soon as I get it, feels no better* LOL
Speaking of new beds… The guy wants to use his bedroom suit when we move. I dont mind cause the sh.it is BAD as h3ll. But this was his bedroom suit when he had his own house. Im not sure how many bish’s backs been on it. I said its cool, but we gotta CLEAN that sh.it first. :/
@FLO
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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I gathered that from you
@ Flo….buy a new mattress
LOL @ OTB
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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This is what I gathered from u – oy vey
FloridaChick813 says:
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
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You have to stimulate one’s mind to keep them interested. This is not to be confused with mind games. You CANNOT know one’s heart if you don’t know their mind. This is why you cannot equate sex with love (which is taught not inbred despite what people say about the female psyche), it will have you looking like old girl in “Thin Line.” Anyone can give your body pleasure and in the next minute you can ask them to leave and it will mean nothing. The person pleasuring your mind, you want to stay, and it’s mutual.
@ Oh I think that’s why my life doesn’t have alot drama because I learned from friends and fam mistakes.
I’m called cali now hurricanes for me but only lasts until cali starts shaking >:(
Okay I keep trying to friggin post that you said you are all about mental stimulation and it keeps pasting that crap- Shoot you get my drift I hope dayum
What’s going on in here? I have 15 min left and i need some entertainment!
@FLO
Don’t just clean it you need to bless that bed girl for real I’m super superstitious and objects carry energy!
You guys are HILARIOUS today!!!!!
Have a great weekend everyone.
@ohpretty1… YOu are wise beyond your years.. LOL like I know how old you are…
@Yadda Yadda… You too.. Thank you
@ohpretty1… USE to live down here…I’m still here.
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@ Civil, it never got rusty yaheardme.
“It’s time for the jiiiiiiggalator”
I go to a meeting and look at ya’ll 200 comments lata
I ain’t back reading all this chit either…soooooo…how ya’ll doing?
This is the weirdest couple. Nas went from Kelis to this?
Im back too and Im good @ Sangria..HOW U?
ohpretty1 says:
“It’s time for the jiiiiiiggalator”
UH OH….walks backwards slowy…..What did I just scroll up and walk in on…can I uncover my eyes Ohpretty???? *all the while peeking through my fingers*
@TY…I’m bout to be out…finally getting off
Have a good weekend boo
You too Sugar!