fanMAIL: Amy Winehouse and Nas Updated

Sandra Rose July 23, 2010

Edited:
to add another email from loyal reader D. Bryant (scroll down)…

Loyal reader Domi writes:

Good Day Ms. Rose,

My name is Dominique from Los Angeles and I visit your site every single day. I have attempted to register to comment on your site to no avail, but I just had to leave you with this!

I saw the pictures of Nas and Amy at Damien Marley’s birthday party leaving together, and my mouth dropped open.

I have been an Amy Winehouse fan since her first album, and I was completely blown away after the Back to Black album, which I call the soundtrack to my life. Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.

With that being said, true Amy Winehouse fans know that it has been rumored for many years that Amy and Nas were a couple in the past. There is even a song that is presumably about Nas, entitled “Me and Mr. Jones” which is obviously about a tumultuous relationship between the two. It is one of my favorite songs of all time and she is CLEARLY talking about Nas. Sandra please Google it!

Some of the most notable verses go “Mr Destiny, 9 and 14” (they share the same birthday) “Besides Sammy you’re my best Black Joe” I mean come on, the song is called Me and Mr (Nasir) Jones! I thought people knew this already, but all over the internet people are saying “What is Nas doing with Amy Winehouse”!!

Whew! I vented and now I feel better!

Love your blog,

Domi from L.A.!!!

Loyal reader D. Bryant writes:

As an avid Nas fan, I have to tell you that your reader who sent that in about he and Amy’s ‘alleged’ relationship is [insult removed]. Please refrain from posting ludicrous crap like that. Yes, Amy Winehouse has not been subtle in her crush on Nas, however, in the Nas continuum there has been neither time nor the slightest possibility that he hit that triple bagged in plastic on his worst day. What is more likely is that Amy heard that her crush was doing a show in London — which is what he was out there for with Damien — and scooted her crazy crackhead self down to attend it on a groupie tip.

That is all,
Thank you.

http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

WOW. All this tells me is that if I wanted to… I have a shot with Nas. ;-P
pinksghetti

Dominique did some research on this.
Ebony

Amy Winehouse cd Back to Black is a classic. @Rene come get your man
Shauny

Before I finish readin
VIBABY
kearalove

Amy’s crackhead azz better leave my boo alone!! He don’t want none of that rotten kitty!
mirsmommy

Lemme find out Nas like cracked out puzzy
Shauny

#3 is the work of my 7 month old..bad ass

ok I wanted to say before I finish reading this….Dominique if youread the blog everyday then you should know that Sandra left registration open FOREVER a few months ago….what happened chica
Say It Aint So Joe

So because they made a song together they had a relationship?
Anna

They say opposites attract, but dam.n. They do have music in common, please tell me he is not a secret crackhead.
CWhatsHerFace

I thought Amy didnt like black people! Wasn’t she up and down calling people nigg*s and ish?
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.
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I think I just lost my grasp of the ENGLISH language….. am I UNDERSTANDING this correctly…. – qué rayos estas haciendo!! !!!!!!

@ smokie, if he is hitting it up with amy crackhouse!! Ineed you to reach further!!!!!!!! YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
FloridaChick813

WOW. All this tells me is that if I wanted to… I have a shot with Nas.
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LOL
Shauny

And now that I’ve read it SHUT UP!!!!! Nas and Amy? Lawd, he may have just fallen off my fantasy list. Just kill a bish dreams..sheesh
Al-Ameera

Oh I know that song, it was off her first album, Salaam Remi (Nas’ crew) produced it. And it was said to be about him then. I thought it was public knowledge tho
kearalove

YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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chase

yikes…
mirsmommy

ggouch says:

Although she’s a real live crackhead, she has undeniable talent.
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I think I just lost my grasp of the ENGLISH language….. am I UNDERSTANDING this correctly…. – qué rayos estas haciendo!! !!!!!!

@ smokie, if he is hitting it up with amy crackhouse!! Ineed you to reach further!!!!!!!! YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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Forget a bath, that bish need to get hit with a power washer, or a fire hose.
iyonah

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#StopLying @Domi from LA

Good day … 4 hours to go people .. Happy Friday
SangriaSugar

Welp…I’m just gonna keep thinking this is a photoshop masterpeice…cuz I me some Mr. Jones!!
FloridaChick813

Forget a bath, that bish need to get hit with a power washer, or a fire hose.
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OutsidetheBox

Amy Winehouse cd Back to Black is a classic. And it was said on the thread over and over yesterday that the song was about him.

Nika said it. Rene (I think). #satdown
Trendsetter

Finally I’m able to register!

Hello All!

For some reason I don’t believe this story. I haven’t heard anything about these two at all..but who knows, it may be true
allwrightyden
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Happy Friday Ladies and Gents

On the TOPIC at hand….

Kelis come get Knights Daddy!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

What the hell nas!!! of all the dames in distress you could have choosen… is a cracked out white girl….better than a “I GOT PAID CAUSE I HAD YOUR KID” black girl???????????????
T.Y’z Cha Cha

SangriaSugar says:

Welp…I’m just gonna keep thinking this is a photoshop masterpeice…cuz I me some Mr. Jones!!

No Girl….I saw it on yt sites….its all the way real!
pointhimout

ever so often i log in or visit posts just to say…….

I CAN’T.
shaybytheway

Hey y’all, do you think Nas double dipped when he was married and Kelis contracted crackhead from Amy? #possible!

Dang Nas, not Amy! Anybody but Amy! (but I do love her music)
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

YUCK!! what the hell is in that pussy? She looks like she needs a bath in 3 hour intervels!!!!
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Hey OTB , FLO GGouch and everyone else
Al-Ameera

I just seen the invitation on another site to Tiny and TI wedding. It’s next weekend 7/31 in Miami. The Colors are black and platinum, Monica, Kandi and maybe Toya will be bride’s maids…

Sandra???
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Shauny says:

And now that I’ve read it SHUT UP!!!!! Nas and Amy? Lawd, he may have just fallen off my fantasy list. Just kill a bish dreams..sheesh
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SWAGG POINTS have just plummetted!!!!!! conscious brother my ass
Mamacita

Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though

Nas looks like he’s pickin up some lbs!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

@ maybe Toya!!!???? REally?? What gives Sandra!!

HEY SNOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FloridaChick813

Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy Snoooty

@Al, “Maybe Toya”??? Whats that all about??? I sure hope the wedding isnt outside, they will surely die of heat stroke!
OutsidetheBox

#teampinklipstick!

@Mama I LOVE your new gravi!
Mamacita

Al-Ameera says:

I just seen the invitation on another site to Tiny and TI wedding. It’s next weekend 7/31 in Miami. The Colors are black and platinum, Monica, Kandi and maybe Toya will be bride’s maids…

Sandra???

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Toya? are they even still friends? All those dam.n birthday parties Tiny just had and Toya was nowhere to be found
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Mamacita says:

Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though
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LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……
OutsidetheBox

We all said that relationship was made for Tv.
SangriaSugar

@Cha Cha…I know…but in my head I just don’t wanna believe that Amy is whats up… her music…but outside that
Krysi J

somebody tell me this shyt iz a lie… I just know good and damn well out of all the puzZy in the WORLD Craig!!???…
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

CWhatsHerFace says:
I thought Amy didnt like black people! Wasn’t she up and down calling people nigg*s and ish?
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WHAT???!!!!! RAP about that NAS!! cause I want an explaination!!!
Mamacita

@OTB Thanks girl!

#TeamPinkLipstick all day boo

I had to step my Gravi game up since you over there lookin like top model and ish
kwall

So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?

He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!

I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???

There
Is
No
Hope

#killmenow
Al-Ameera

Well they said that Toya got a dress made but it was more so for appearances and now that the show is done, her family ain’t feeling Toya being in the wedding still.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Hey Krysi!! Hey Sangria/…..Hey Outside!!
Mamacita

ggouch says:

Mamacita says:

Does she eat? She looks sick…i guess crack will do that to you though
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LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……

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Those kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees OMG!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

kwall says:

So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?

He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!

I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???

There
Is
No
Hope

#killmenow
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KWALLL!!!! you see that shyt!!!! REALLY??!!!!! just be bright and you alright? WHAT IN DEY HELL!!!! I am feeling some kind of way!!!!

Kwall Im going with you…this is black girl amagedon!!!!! I will bring the poisenous sugar cookies in a few hours!!! NAS!!! here’s your chance to save two lives!!!!
SangriaSugar

Hey GG!!!

@Kwall
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Ggouch said

LOOK at her damn knees!! like how enjoyable can doggie style be if she can’t support her weight on her knees!!! I’m just saying……
kwall

Imma need for Nasir to clear THIS ish up AS to the dayum AP.

THIS is something you hold a press conference over…ala President Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”…..

I KNOW I said yassday that she is an honorary house shoe wearing in the club sista, and that she sang like a sista, and she is down with the black folks ….never heard she didn’t like black folks…

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE STILL A HEAD SON (in my IntenseMocha ALL CAPS)!!!!
OutsidetheBox

WELL WHAT HAPPENED WITH TOYA AND TINY?????

Anybody? Is it that group mess?
Mamacita

@Al I knew something wasn’t right about that “friendship”…it just didn’t seem natural AT ALL.

Question: Will anyone be watching Toya’s show?
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Lemme find out Nasir hiding his back child support in Amy’s wig/weave/clip on ponytail!
shaybytheway

kwall says:

So is she saying my baby Nasir loves the crackhead bishes? Not even AMERICAN crackhead bishes…but “ANGLISH” ones?

He coulda found that in Queensbridge yo!

I mean bad enough sistas gotta compete with the AVERAGE Becky, Alison, and Bethany. But the yt crackhead methmouf addicts TOO???

There
Is
No
Hope

#killmenow

You ain’t never lied though! This is some mess right hear.
OutsidetheBox

@Kwall.

Indian giver! She was our “sistah” in houseshoes yesterday!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@KWALL just
shaybytheway

hear=here

I hate when I do that lol
T.Y’z Cha Cha

OutsidetheBox says:

WELL WHAT HAPPENED WITH TOYA AND TINY?????

Anybody? Is it that group mess?

I dont know but Tiny seemed super nervous/scared and out of place when they interviewed on the EBT Awards Red Carpet.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

THIS is something you hold a press conference over…ala President Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”…..
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E-MEAD-DE-ET-LEE NIG**!!!!! I want some answers!!!!!!!!!!! This is as unacceptable as sex with horses!! (which amy favors)
T.Y’z Cha Cha

SHHHHYTTTTTT… I meant Toya seemed lost and out of place, not TINY!!!
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ GG

This is as unacceptable as sex with horses!! (which amy favors)

Amy is a zoophiliac……Is that why she coveting the damn horses hair?

Ugh and then UGHHHHHHH
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Well after further thought there may be some truth to this look at how ruthless and bitter Kelis was behaving—Stranger things have happened
SangriaSugar

@Kwall & GG…ya’ll killing me today…but dem knees are scary
FloridaChick813

and :rofl again!!!!!!
SangriaSugar

Hey Choco!!!
FloridaChick813

Cuuuuuutttteeeeee gravie @Mama

That shade of lipstick compliments you quite well
OutsidetheBox

Right @Choc.

Is this why Kelis was “unforgiving”?????????????
LadyLew

>:( This dude better not be messing with this broad!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

BETTER NOT HUH LADY!!!
FloridaChick813

WHERE THE H3LL HAS MEAN BEEN??????

:/
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Well at least we now know Nas has a type….crack heads and crack like! What if Amy got dyckmatized by Nas back in the day and thats why she aint been right since…..(think Lauryn Hill)
pointhimout

LOLOLOL kwall, craaaaaaazzy. hilarious.
mirsmommy

Amy’s knees look like mini tennis balls.

Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.
FreeToSpeakUp

Hey bishes…back from lunch (picking teeth)
SangriaSugar

@Flo…I was thinking the same thang yesterday!! Where is Mean??
FloridaChick813

@Mirs

@Free, what did you eat?? IM HUNGRY!!!
OutsidetheBox

“Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.”

He do need to save money with that hella child support. :chrug:
OutsidetheBox

Or Your choice. LOL
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

dyckmatized
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:rof: then what’s his excuse then?!!! what did he get? Don’t say pussy matized!!! all over again!!
kearalove

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

Well at least we now know Nas has a type….crack heads and crack like! What if Amy got dyckmatized by Nas back in the day and thats why she aint been right since…..(think Lauryn Hill)
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and that’s why Kelis is so #IHATECHUSOMUCHRIGHTNOW and getting that bread…cuz he been Amy.
S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
Al-Ameera

@ OTB, I can see how Kelis might want to go for the jugular over this ish right here.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

@Mirs

@Free, what did you eat?? IM HUNGRY!!!

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Pan con bistec
kearalove

mirsmommy says:

Amy’s knees look like mini tennis balls.

Turn that bish upside down, and use her bony azz as a damn golf club.
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http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
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JUST SLUMPED the HELL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause I am soooo
kwall

I just googled. And I see some of the shat Dominique found….Still don’t believe it tho…

Dear loyal reader Dominique:

Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.

I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?

You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.

Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
mirsmommy

ggouch says:

dyckmatized
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:rof: then what’s his excuse then?!!! what did he get? Don’t say pussy matized!!! all over again!!
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I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
FreeToSpeakUp

I got a question, if she’s talking to Nas, who the hell Freddy Jackson was talking to? “Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thangggg going on” Kelis maybe?
Shauny

I’ve heard from the beginning that Toya used Tiny and looks like it’s true. There wouldn’t have ever been a Toya show…even on EBT. Maybe what Lyfe’s baby mama was talking wasn’t foolishness
FloridaChick813

S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
mirsmommy

kwall says:

I just googled. And I see some of the shat Dominique found….Still don’t believe it tho…

Dear loyal reader Dominique:

Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.

I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?

You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.

Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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I can’t, I just can’t….
kearalove

I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
Al-Ameera

Kwall!
kwall

Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!
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Look what happened to Stella. Broke her family up over the dude, quit her gig, paid to RELOCATE his azz….
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Dear loyal reader Dominique:

Don’t brang yo azz back on this blog spreading these lies no fuggin more.

I REFUSE to believe this ratchet azz shat. She wrote a song(s) that MIGHTA been about him…but who is to say it was not wishful thinking on her crackhead part…?? I mean, I myself, have been having wishful thoughts about Mr. Jones since 1994! Don’t summa them drugs be having you thanking some ish is there…when it ain’t?

You gonna need more than some lyrics from an ADMITTED crackhead. I need pics. People. Sumfin.

Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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And if you do!!! We are going to “WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY on DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely
What sister kwall said!!!
Shauny

@free says
got a question, if she’s talking to Nas, who the hell Freddy Jackson was talking to? “Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thangggg going on” Kelis maybe?
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That was his nickname for Luther
kearalove

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
FloridaChick813

@Free, ahhhhhhhhh mannnn!!!!!!!!!! Why did you get me one??????? :/
mirsmommy

FloridaChick813 says:

S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Your sister in Christ,
Kwall
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FloridaChick813

@Kwall
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OMG yall are busy today I was surfing for 15 min and all these comments

Hey Sangria-girl let me scroll up to see what i missed

HAPPY FRIDAY SR FAM
AWESOME ARSENAL

You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???

@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
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I did that, too!!! I even poured a Rita’s Mango Misto shake on 3 brand new pairs of Tims, and turned some Air Force 1’s into peep-toes.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

mirsmommy says:

FloridaChick813 says:

S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
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I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.

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I better not catch either one of you on SNAPPED!!! Dangerous bishes!!!!
FloridaChick813

I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
Al-Ameera

@ Shauny, I heard Toya was never supposed to be on the show anyway but got on there due to her knowing (intimately) the producer.

But I guess it was just a come up for her, or sort of cuz I don’t really think she can carry a show by herself
VIBABY

@Shauny DONT YOU TALK ABOUT LUTHA!
kymmie

It goes to show that a man will put his thang into anything
FloridaChick813

Im glad Im no the only crazy one
OutsidetheBox

@Shauny I ALWAYS believed Lyfe’s BM’s version anyway. Sounds more plausible/more cutthroat.
mirsmommy

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???

@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
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Like the dude from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

Shauny says:

I’ve heard from the beginning that Toya used Tiny and looks like it’s true. There wouldn’t have ever been a Toya show…even on EBT. Maybe what Lyfe’s baby mama was talking wasn’t foolishness

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It’s not Toya’s fault Tip don’t want Tiny to have a career. I don’t think Toya used anyone. Seems like she’s always the one getting the sh.it end of the stick
SangriaSugar

kearalove says:

I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
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just
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

You could hurt yourself bangin them bones. Why nigga? WHY???

@ggouch
Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
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Nas is so broken hearted of his failed marriage he trying to death by wynn house…..if the crack don’t get him, and if the pussy don’t get him!!! then he will probally impale hisself on her damn knees!!!
Ms. Domi Baby

Good morning all…. Yay! I regisitered! Super juiced!

But in regards to the topic at hand…

I see Nas and Amy as musical geniuses, so apparently their genius minds attracted one another. *shrugs*
bama_n_jersey

@ Shauny…..”That was his nickname for Luther”

and you go to the
mirsmommy

ggouch says:

mirsmommy says:

FloridaChick813 says:

S/N: Does Nas have some island in him? Island dyck will make you throw bleach on a bish!

this reminds me of the time I put all BD’s clothes in the bath tub and pour candle wax on them!!!! He was pissed!!!!
_______________________________________________________

I poured weave glue on my husbands clothes before we got married.

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I better not catch either one of you on SNAPPED!!! Dangerous bishes!!!!
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I won’t be on there, if you don’t tell on me.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

@Free, ahhhhhhhhh mannnn!!!!!!!!!! Why did you get me one???????
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And it was good too
Al-Ameera

kearalove says:

I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through
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Bish and I never call women that (but I say it with love) you just made me spit my da.mn water out, he.ll is wrong with you?
mzvirgo78

Hail no say it ain’t so! Not my honorary baby daddy!!!

With regards to Tiny and Toya, I noticed the awkwardness when they were on The Monique Show prior to season 2. Monique asked them do they ever need to get away from the cameras and have “girl talk” and Tiny’s response was classic. “Well, I just say what I gotta say and she speak her peace and we keep it moving.” Lol!
mirsmommy

kearalove says:

I wonder if Nas catches contact from that crack puzzy.
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Or if he fails drug tests from said crack puzzy a la Pam Grier & Richard Pryor?
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http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

FloridaChick813 says:

I cut slits in ALL of BD’s shoes and boots w/ a box cutter so that when he put them on, his toes showed through

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I just so pissed my damn self!!!!! flucking classic!! I’m gonna need Tyler P to write that one in on a script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@ggouch
or her pelvis……….
somebody brought up Stella, you definitely have that Angela Bassett thing goin on in your pic
FreeToSpeakUp

mzvirgo78 says:

Hail no say it ain’t so! Not my honorary baby daddy!!!

With regards to Tiny and Toya, I noticed the awkwardness when they were on The Monique Show prior to season 2. Monique asked them do they ever need to get away from the cameras and have “girl talk” and Tiny’s response was classic. “Well, I just say what I gotta say and she speak her peace and we keep it moving.” Lol!

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I’ve always liked Tiny, she keeps it real PERIOD. She’s strong hearted also Toya can’t even speak up for herself, no confidence AT ALL!
SangriaSugar

Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!
kwall

I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”

At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
Krysi J

HEY GG and Snooty!! HEY ERRrrrboDY in this piece —->FREESTYLE FRIDAYS!!

*excuse me for being so late…I wrote out a whole list of people to say hello to but after opening so many accts back to back (we’re swamped) and noticing that at least 20 min had passed, I just decided to press submit and leave this footnote*
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@ggouch
or her pelvis……….
somebody brought up Stella, you definitely have that Angela Bassett thing goin on in your pic
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Girl thank you..(flipping open my compact)…I’ll take Angela Bassett any day!! she’s the BIZ!! Seriously!!! Thank you sincerely though!!
chase

Ya’ll r funny…
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

kwall says:

I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”

At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
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DAMN you can’t make that shyt up!!!!!!!!!!!! @ Mann wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OMG I won’t even say what I did to my ex shoes let me just say the next day he was like Babe y are my shoes wet
OutsidetheBox

You packed the ninja chit up? That I like.

I’m nice and chit too. I fold it and take it to your mama cause if you touch my chit
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

And if you do!!! We are going to “WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY on DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alot of those “consious” brothers talk all that shyt and then you see they real colors once they get they milk of magnesia
___________________________________________________________________________I cant not handle this today you guys are cracking me up.. OMG
my stomach hurts really bad from all the laughing
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Pardon my typo “cant” subtract the not
mirsmommy

kwall says:

I don’t destroy clothes. But if you piss me off I PROMISE I will leave you nekkid tho…I packed up my now ex-husband’s clothes and sent them ALL to his brother’s house….3 states away. This dude came home and did not have ISH. No draws, no socks, no shoes…had to go to Walmart and loaded up on sweat suits and whatnot. I left and went out of town…Not answering NO calls from this dude about WHERE his shat was….2 days later he got the call from his brother like “MAAAAAN wtf are all your clothes DOING here???”

At our reception his brother TOLD me…”I can’t believed he STILL MARRIED yo crazy azz!”
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I packed Hubby’s sh!t up before, and dropped that is off in laundry bags on his boy’s front porch.
mirsmommy

*ish*
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Hey Krysi (((((((waves)))))))
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shauny

@ the ex clothes/shoes stories. Yall mean..lol
Al-Ameera

@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

SnootyPooty1 says:

OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Snooty….I just see you clutching your pearls right now…saying: “Oh My”

@ you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mirsmommy

SnootyPooty1 says:

OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We don’t believe you.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Al-Ameera says:

@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
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Girl its equivilant to slappin my mamma, killing my dog, punching my daddy and shtying on my lawn all rolled up in one big FLUCK YOU!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

mirsmommy says:

SnootyPooty1 says:

OMG I have never done anything remotely like that you guys are so creative when you are angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We don’t believe you.
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I sooooooooooooooooooooooooo believe you!!!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

I guess I shoulda tried my hand wit Nasty Nasif this is how he go…but Kelis and Amy do favor eachother…in a dirty girl frm down the street way!
OutsidetheBox

@D. Bryant
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@GGouch.. trust me I am … My mouth is wide open….

@mirsmommy.. Missy I swear… I have just walked away to me it hurts more when you just leave.. My freedom and peace of mind is priceless
T.Y’z Cha Cha

SangriaSugar says:

Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!

and then after he shook me I would probably fall out laughin
chase

I have never messed with hubby’s stuff, I don’t have it in me. Also I would not want him to touch my stuff.

His family loves me b/c I am so quite and relaxed as opposed to my ex sister in law who was so rowdy and off the chain. When mess would go down between her and hubby’s brother she would call the entire family and let them know what was going on a whole lotta cussing and fighting, and holes in the walls at their crib.. It was shameful!
Al-Ameera

@ ggouch, I know right.

I’m thinking not the god Nasir, Mr Black Revolutionary, can be deep when he wanna be Jones.

Say it ain’t so
T.Y’z Cha Cha

HEY KRYSI
mirsmommy

SnootyPooty1 says:

@GGouch.. trust me I am … My mouth is wide open….

@mirsmommy.. Missy I swear… I have just walked away to me it hurts more when you just leave.. My freedom and peace of mind is priceless
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Very true. But if a fool piss me off, it’s war!!!
Shauny

D. Bryant….ummmmm #igotnothing
mirsmommy

chase says:

I have never messed with hubby’s stuff, I don’t have it in me. Also I would not want him to touch my stuff.

His family loves me b/c I am so quite and relaxed as opposed to my ex sister in law who was so rowdy and off the chain. When mess would go down between her and hubby’s brother she would call the entire family and let them know what was going on a whole lotta cussing and fighting, and holes in the walls at their crib.. It was shameful!
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Now that ish right there is a bit much.
SangriaSugar

ggouch says:

Al-Ameera says:

@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
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Girl its equivilant to slappin my mamma, killing my dog, punching my daddy and shtying on my lawn all rolled up in one big FLUCK YOU!!!
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GG…you so crazy…Did he do all this on Christmas Eve too?

I yo comments…you & Kwall have me in the office looking a straight fool. Secretary wanna know why I keep laughin and spittin water!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

Cha Cha please put my pannies down
mirsmommy

I’ll believe that Nas and Amy is fuggin when they show up to the red carpet with Nas wearing a shirt that says “N!gger”, and Amy’s jacket says, “Owner” :/
Ebony

@ the update
Anna

SangriaSugar says:

Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!

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I don’t touch hubby’s clothes or cars. I don’t touch what I don’t want to replace. I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup. Now when we first got together he made me mad, it was taco night. I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
Sheena215

OMG I HAVE AMYS ALBUM AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SONG SHE TALKING ABOUT! I DONT THINK THAT SHE IS HIS TYPE THOUGHT SMH
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

At least I know if I need some SNAPPED advice I know where to get a plethora from….. I would of have never thought of the things you guys are talking about… I have not been in that many relationships all of mind have been very long…. SO when I was done I was done….
I was with my ex hubby for 7yrs and before that my high school sweetheart until my second year in College… Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)
kwall

That was before we even got married. His brother was like “WTF HE DO for me to be receiving BOXES on my DOOR STEP!” I must say his brother LOVE him cause he paid like $200 to overnight Fed Ex his brother shat BACK. He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”

A towel.
mirsmommy

Anna says:

SangriaSugar says:

Ya’ll some cutthroat women up in here. Ex told me I can do what I want to his clothes, he can just buy more but if I touch his car he won’t hit me but he will shake the flucking life out me!!

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I don’t touch hubby’s clothes or cars. I don’t touch what I don’t want to replace. I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup. Now when we first got together he made me mad, it was taco night. I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
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kearalove

I come back from working with a client to all of this ratchet azz fluckery from y’all! I couldn’t even type this cuz I was reading errythang that y’all wrote! Y’all killin me!!
mirsmommy

SnootyPooty1 says:

At least I know if I need some SNAPPED advice I know where to get a plethora from….. I would of have never thought of the things you guys are talking about… I have not been in that many relationships all of mind have been very long…. SO when I was done I was done….
I was with my ex hubby for 7yrs and before that my high school sweetheart until my second year in College… Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)
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I gotta laundry list of get-backs.

I’ve been with my husband since I was 16.
OutsidetheBox

A towel!

Aye! Thats something
mirsmommy

kwall says:

That was before we even got married. His brother was like “WTF HE DO for me to be receiving BOXES on my DOOR STEP!” I must say his brother LOVE him cause he paid like $200 to overnight Fed Ex his brother shat BACK. He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”

A towel.
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Dammit Kwall!!!!!!! I just choked on my damn Pork Fried Rice!!!!!!!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

mirsmommy says:

I’ll believe that Nas and Amy is fuggin when they show up to the red carpet with Nas wearing a shirt that says “N!gger”, and Amy’s jacket says, “Owner”
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OMG it truly is FUN FRIDAY up in here …
kearalove

He asked me “What was my DAYUM brother wearing when you LEFT?”

A towel.
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I hid jalepeno peppers in his tacos, he does not like hot/spicy food. Don’t mess with the one that makes/prepares your food.
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rose from the dead and again
OutsidetheBox

“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”

This reminds me of the time I was cutting the fool bout something and my man does not “get involved” and you know that makes women madder!

I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.
T.Y’z Cha Cha

FreeToSpeakUp says:

Cha Cha please put my pannies down

My bad! Here ya go *throwing them back at you*
kwall

@ us and acting like Nas doing Amy is the equivilant to someone slappin our mama…We just ain’t having it!
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girl! and i JUST read the update. THANK YOU for that d.bryant…my boo gotta pay kelis crazy azz child support already! let him make some $$ cause rumors of him with amy crackhouse…smdh…

#savehiscareer
Shauny

@mirs…WHHHAAATTTT

@Al as many bishes as he can hit, hell on this site alone, the thought of carbby patties up there is hitting a nerve
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@@mirsmommy……..

I will be looking for you to give me advice in the day time with a flash light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.

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I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”

This reminds me of the time I was cutting the fool bout something and my man does not “get involved” and you know that makes women madder!

I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.
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SangriaSugar

@Anna…you ain’t never lie about that…but you were nice about it
mirsmommy

Shauny says:

@mirs…WHHHAAATTTT
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What I do???
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@OTB….. not outside NAKED
mirsmommy

SnootyPooty1 says:

@@mirsmommy……..

I will be looking for you to give me advice in the day time with a flash light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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T.Y’z Cha Cha

@Snooty…..Then a NBA player (sssshhhhhhhh)

Now we cant have secrets can we…. Spill the beans…you have brought us this far
mirsmommy

@ OTB, Didn’t Allen Iverson do that to his wife, Tawanna???
SangriaSugar

@OTB
AWESOME ARSENAL

My BM did the whole throwing the clothes out thing(it was my apartment!!), took my son’s golf clubs to the Lincoln and everything, but she neatly placed the 360 in the backseat in an orderly fashion.
she knew wasn’t no comin back from that!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@T.Y’z Cha Cha…. It was a long time ago he doesn’t even play in the league anymore he coaches in the league though…. this was in 1995-1998
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Shauny said…..

@Al as many bishes as he can hit, hell on this site alone, the thought of carbby patties up there is hitting a nerve
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

SangriS says: GG…you so crazy…Did he do all this on Christmas Eve too?

I yo comments…you & Kwall have me in the office looking a straight fool. Secretary wanna know why I keep laughin and spittin water!!!
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and stole the presents under the tree!!!!!!!!!!! That’s how damn offened I am right now with the NAS and WHORE-HOUSE!!! rumored tragedy!!!
kearalove

@ OTB…not a house dress! I bet you were barefoot, too? Came straight up outta those house shoes!
Anna

OutsidetheBox says:

“I did mess up our bedroom door. Not a nice feeling being our garbage is curb side and there was a fukked up door with holes, dents and what not for trash pickup.”

This reminds me of the time I was cutting the fool bout something and my man does not “get involved” and you know that makes women madder!

I was swanging and throwing chit, half-way chasing him, so eventually he yanked my house dress off me and locked me out the door. I had to beg that fool not to call the popo.

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We’re mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

Not Nas……I have to agree with the update…that makes sense…
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@Snooty GOTCHA!!! 1995 was a good year
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

My BM did the whole throwing the clothes out thing(it was my apartment!!), took my son’s golf clubs to the Lincoln and everything, but she neatly placed the 360 in the backseat in an orderly fashion.
she knew wasn’t no comin back from that!
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@Arsenal so how is the relationship with BM now…
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@GGouch…. you know I heart your comments and you know we go way back… lol to 2007 or 06 I forgot
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Choco
That was years back, ain’t no relationship now………..
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@T.Y’z Cha Cha…. LOL yeah it was
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

the Nas continuum there has been neither time nor the slightest possibility that he hit that triple bagged in plastic on his worst day.
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Oh…..Okay…. ….cause I was bout to say!!! ALL THE ABOVE NIG*** …. Okay …carry on then.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Snooty 06!!!! wow how time flies on Sandra Rose!!!!!!!!!! that is funny!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@GGouch I know it does right OMG… I e-love you
shaybytheway

VIBABY says:

@Shauny DONT YOU TALK ABOUT LUTHA!
OutsidetheBox

Did he @Mirs???

Girl I was a cussing, fighting FEWL! My mama wouldnt even stand up for me.

I was at the door, “E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”

NOTHING. I thought I heard the nigga laffing (lata he said “IT WASNT CHIT FUNNY, D!)

He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.

I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
shaybytheway

dang it y’all I’m tryin to get the hang of this

@vibaby

I meant :cosign
OutsidetheBox

Keara BUTT BOOTY! Not even earrings. LOL

AND we lived in an Apt complex then. LOL
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I E-LOVE you more beautiful!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Awesome
Oh okay makes sense since she left like that somethings you can forgive but not forget
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

“E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”
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FLUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see it…I see it like a movie see it!!!!
Al-Ameera

@ OTB, you must have really been cuttin up
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

Did he @Mirs???

Girl I was a cussing, fighting FEWL! My mama wouldnt even stand up for me.

I was at the door, “E, Listen. I’m so sorry. E its cold out here…”

NOTHING. I thought I heard the nigga laffing (lata he said “IT WASNT CHIT FUNNY, D!)

He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.

I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Yes girl, Allen has his wife standing outside bucket naked.
SangriaSugar

@OTB **scrolling back up to read that again** apartment complex

Dayum…
OutsidetheBox

I thought he was cheating…and you know how these men are when they are right, since its so few and far between LOL

ggouch Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I promise I can’t stop cracking up at your ass OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got down today!!! wtih your fiesty ass!!!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Choco
We didn’t break up then, probably had another year and a half before that happened. Crazy thing was the police wouldn’t let ME take My things back into MY PLACE!!!!! ol girl wasn’t even on the lease I can laugh about it now, wasn’t funny at all then
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ GGouch…your Gravi makes me smile, you make me laugh…You resemble Vanessa Bell Calloway and Angela Bassett..very Regal.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

ggouch Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity

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You are my mofo hero bish!!! I mean that shyt like: I can’t pay today to my bill collector!!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

@ GGouch…your Gravi makes me smile, you make me laugh…You resemble Vanessa Bell Calloway and Angela Bassett..very Regal.
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Ya’ll must have heard I hit the numbers or something!!!! NO!!! that is a beautiful compliment!! I am humble thank you
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Awesome
Yep been there with someone not on the lease and having more rights than the leaseholder smh-you guyz are cordial now tho after so many years
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

I thought he was cheating…and you know how these men are when they are right, since its so few and far between LOL

ggouch Soon as he pushed me out that door, I smoothed my hair back, sucked in that tummy, and stood “right” #vanity
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I know that’s right. Sh!t, my retarded azz woulda struck a pose.
OutsidetheBox

That ninja pushed me out the door BUCKET NEKKID!!!! I had to think of my future cause obv. me and him wasnt gonna make it!!!!!

He said, “Yeah, you always like to be naked dont’cha?!?!”

WHOOSH

*house coat rips off*
TruGemini

Definitely not gonna lie, Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back to Black’ CD is/was the SH.IT! Loved it and “Me and Mr. Jones” was my favorite track on there…HOWEVER I was not aware that that song was supposedly about Nas
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

That ninja pushed me out the door BUCKET NEKKID!!!! I had to think of my future cause obv. me and him wasnt gonna make it!!!!!

He said, “Yeah, you always like to be naked dont’cha?!?!”

WHOOSH

*house coat rips off*
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Please stop!!!!
STAN4FL

@OTB and Arsenal.
@ Sandra no dentist but hygienist. Does ur dentist clean ur teeth?
ohpretty1

Choco says:

OMG I won’t even say what I did to my ex shoes let me just say the next day he was like Babe y are my shoes wet

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I’m late, but PLEASE tell me you didn’t umm piss in them?

Hey all!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Oh
Yep smh that mofo made me so mad and his shoes were right there… u gotta know I don’t really get down like that but some people bring it out of you
OutsidetheBox

I used to loveeee that ninja
STAN4FL

@ Choco I heard someone saying if the person stays with longer than 2wks you have to give the person a notce to leave. I hope that’s not true because I have some fam that will not stay longer than a day.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I answered the door naked when my ex friend’s showed up that nicca asked me for $10.00 and I told him don’t ask me for money guess he thought I was joking – opportunity presented itself and I took it

He was pissed but not as pissed as me when I tell you not to ask me for money and you acting like I was speaking Chinese- Such is life!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Choco
Nope, not cuz of my doing though. She still hasn’t grown up yet. she wants to fight my girl on some silly shit. (secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Stan
In MD it’s 30 days and yeah you have to give notice I nipped all that in the bud and I told my beau don’t have your mail sent here cuz when you cut up and I want you to leave that’s exactly what you will be doing-And if they asked me if he lived there I’d be like nope he just came and stayed for the weeekend-EFF ALL THAT
mirsmommy

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Choco
Nope, not cuz of my doing though. She still hasn’t grown up yet. she wants to fight my girl on some silly ****. (secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)
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OutsidetheBox

“(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)”

ROFL ROFL You nigga!!!!!

Sound like my kids father! That ninja is MARRIED to one woman and want me to get on the OTHER woman that broke US up!!!! You ninjas aint right!!! LMAO
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ Awesome Arsenal
(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)

Ding Ding …..Round One

Rootin for Team New Girl!!!
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

“(secretly wish she would because honestly, new girl would scrape her azz)”

ROFL ROFL You nigga!!!!!

Sound like my kids father! That ninja is MARRIED to one woman and want me to get on the OTHER woman that broke US up!!!! You ninjas aint right!!! LMAO
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Awesome
You are funny new girl would scrap her yeah that’s not being mature I have never wanted to fight any of my ex – new boos for what I know exactly what they are getting and for me when I’m done I’m done-does your son and her have a relationship- you can tell me when I’m getting too noisy
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

@ Awesome!!! I don’t know why old broad always assume the new broad can’t and wont fight
ohpretty1

He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.

I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Oh damn that! I’m sweet but I would have driven a wooden stake thru a ninja’s heart for that chit!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Choco
No worries, I have 2 sons by her, they’re up here for the summer. Been fightin for custody for two years, have another court date week after next. They love new girl, her personality is the exact opposite of their mom’s, plus she’s an administrator at a daycare so she’s been around kids for awhile and knows how to treat them.
AWESOME ARSENAL

@ggouch
I don’t condone that shyt, but she had an opportunity and backed down
Al-Ameera

Look @ Awesome instigating! Men
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Awesome
Oh boo I hope you get what you want out the custody case it’s sad when mommies make the break up worse by actin out – I just thank GOD I didn’t let my kids see that out of me and some men will bring you to it-that’s good the boyz like her so your ex wants to fight new girl cuz she feels as though she’s a threat?? If you ex was smart she would be-friend or at least be civil with new girl it just makes life easier on everyone-Question do you son’s say they’d rather live with you?
OutsidetheBox

She was scared?????

Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
ohpretty1

@ choco – CLASSIC!

Going home wishing Mister would start some ish with me this weekend. I will tell him, you don’t understand what I’ve been reading up on.
#boxesintrunkandfedexnumberready
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Right I hated when my ex husband would fight in front of me and this was back in the 80’s when ppl handled disputes by throwing fists not shooting up everywhere but that stayed with me and I would tell any guy I date don’t think that ish flattering to me I’m not with all that-I think I hate it so much becuz I used to feel sorry for the guyz my Puerto Rican husband used to eff up…
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

OutsidetheBox says:

She was scared?????

Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@ggouch
I don’t condone that shyt, but she had an opportunity and backed down
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Shit talkin bishes get multiple stitches!!!!
mirsmommy

ohpretty1 says:

He finally let me back in when I said people (read: MEN) were looking at me.

I have learned my lesson. #quietdisaggreements!
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Oh damn that! I’m sweet but I would have driven a wooden stake thru a ninja’s heart for that chit!

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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Oh
I won’t even lie I’d never even thought of doing something like that in the past but I felt so much better cuz I was so cool and calm and he still didn’t know anything until the next day when he put his shoes on- girl I was like I dunno what happened when he asked me why do men try us
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

wishing Mister would start some ish
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Why do I call him Mister when I think he is acting crazy
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

OTB!!! ya’ll may have given some folks up in here some courage!!! Going home telln they dudes: “I’ve learned some ISH today,so you don’t want it with me play-er” the next time I tell you to pick up those damn socks!!! and you dont…..I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

She was scared?????

Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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Punks Jump Up to Get Beatdown!!!!!
mirsmommy

ggouch says:

OTB!!! ya’ll may have given some folks up in here some courage!!! Going home telln they dudes: “I’ve learned some ISH today,so you don’t want it with me play-er” the next time I tell you to pick up those damn socks!!! and you dont…..I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
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Traigo Fuego

What’s the difference between Amy and Kelis?

One acts like she’s on crack and the other looks it — Do you Nas!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!

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Don’t tell them just do it
OutsidetheBox

Youn’ont wont it with me play-er! I got the company FedEX card FEWL!!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

mirsmommy says:

OutsidetheBox says:

She was scared?????

Chit starters always be the scary ones!!!!!!
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Punks Jump Up to Get Beatdown!!!!!
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One two one two on dey asses!! Now I’ma a mofo lady…BUT please don’t let the articulation of my speech and the french manicure persuede you I won’t smack the cum remnants out your mouth………………………….
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

NAWWWWWWWWWWWW I kid I kid!!! I am too damn cute to fight…I am not a brawler….I am a 911-CALLER, and a Restraining order Facilatator!!! Much much much to cute!!!
AWESOME ARSENAL

here’s the story if y’all wanna humor me …………

me and new girl were riding and one of her girls call her talking about a baby shower she forgot about. we were riding past burlington coat factory so we stopped there so she could get a shirt or something. i walked in the door while she was still in the car(puttin the out) and my bm and the kids were in there. the kids saw me and we started playing around in the store (bm had a big smile on her face)and then new girl came in (bm smile turned upside down). bm started goin off talking bout “I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids” so she goin through her thing and she walks up and stole on me in the face. i’m lookin at the employees watchin the whole shit and then she stole on me again. new girl stepped in front of me and checked her azz and bm did that talkin shit while you walk away thing
OutsidetheBox

articulation of my speech and the french manicure

Yeah. Old broad always be some slew-foot hussy from the ‘jects and she wanna roll up cause BD done “upgraded” and chit.

Dont let the Business wear fool ya! *air punches*
OutsidetheBox

I love y’all arsenal!!!

She so HOOOD!!!!! ROFL!!!!! That bish might be my cousinnnnnnn!
ohpretty1

Choco says:

wishing Mister would start some ish
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Why do I call him Mister when I think he is acting crazy
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When I’m in the ‘this ain’t up for discussion’ mood, I’ll tell him, don’t make me go all Miss Celie on the front porch sharpening the razor on your azz, he’ll let it go.
SangriaSugar

ggouch says:

OTB!!! ya’ll may have given some folks up in here some courage!!! Going home telln they dudes: “I’ve learned some ISH today,so you don’t want it with me play-er” the next time I tell you to pick up those damn socks!!! and you dont…..I’m pissing on err-thang you own”!!!!!!
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STAN4FL

@ OTB some of them bring the whole fam and still talk ish from inside the car.
FloridaChick813

OMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG

@OTB
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

When I’m in the ‘this ain’t up for discussion’ mood, I’ll tell him, don’t make me go all Miss Celie on the front porch sharpening the razor on your azz, he’ll let it go.
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Cuz he know you azz ain’t lying
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids”
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DMAN awesome had the girl so DYCKMATIZED.. (c) T.Y’z Cha Cha

she thought she was at the crib…in her walking closet? WTF!!

@ bm smile turned upside down
shaybytheway

OutsidetheBox says:

Youn’ont wont it with me play-er! I got the company FedEX card FEWL!!!!
SangriaSugar

@Arsenal… “walk and talk bish” she ain’t bout nothin
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Arsenal
Baby mom is tripping for real but that part about walking and talking got me dying She hit you in front of her boyz WTF???
ohpretty1

One two one two on dey asses!! Now I’ma a mofo lady…BUT please don’t let the articulation of my speech and the french manicure persuede you I won’t smack the cum remnants out your mouth………………………….

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OMG! I always say don’t let the MAC and not-a-strand-out-of-place fool you. Stay out of my head!
OutsidetheBox

STANNNNNNNN I know you from FLA cause thats EXACTLY how we do!!!!!

Car load of ninjas: JUST SELLING OUT!

@FLLLLOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SISTER BFF?????? COME ON NOW. Get in on this!!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

She hit you in front of her boyz WTF???
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RIGHT!! I would have had her azz cuffed and escorted in front of them too!!!!!! then I would have sat them down and said:

“You see why daddy doesn’t like you to hit people!!!

“why daddy they would say”…..

cause they might have a cell phone like daddy’s to dial 911 on your ass”…who wants icecream!!!

“I do I do”
OutsidetheBox

she thought she was at the crib…in her walking closet?

THE WHOLE DAMN BURLINGTON AT THAT!!!!!
OutsidetheBox

That ice cream a’make a kid forget chu real fast!

Kids aint chit!!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

What the hell ya’ll talking bout
STAN4FL

cause they might have a cell phone like daddy’s to dial 911 on your ass”…who wants icecream!!!

“I do I do”
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

OutsidetheBox says:

That ice cream a’make a kid forget chu real fast!

Kids aint chit!!!!
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kids will sell your azz out for ice cream and mikey dees in a damn heartbeat..

Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINTSHIT
OutsidetheBox

Arsenal’s HOOD SCARY ass babymama @Free
free

AWESOME ARSENAL says: bm started goin off talking bout “I told you not to bring that bytch around my kids” so she goin through her thing and she walks up and stole on me in the face. i’m lookin at the employees watchin the whole **** and then she stole on me again.

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i’m sorry, i hate to laugh but this ish was funny as hell. it’s time for yall to start pressing charges. it’s just not acceptable.
T.Y’z Cha Cha

AWESOME ARSENAL …..DANG….you gotta stick and move next time…mush her in the face or something. Plus you dont want your kids seeing Daddy get played/punked my Mama…that aint cool.

I would not ever punk my kids dad in front of them physically. NO BUENO!!!

UGH that is not how you act. What example was she setting for ya’ll children??

I was jokin about the new GF taxin that azz because you dont want BM gettin the brakes beat off of her either…that is yo kids Mom(at the end of the day)…now if she run up on GF then HEY….take the kids to the toy department and let the commencing take place…Im just sayin!!!

I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
OutsidetheBox

Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINT****

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
FreeToSpeakUp

OutsidetheBox says:

Arsenal’s HOOD SCARY ass babymama @Free
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One of them bishes that talk a mean one and ain’t working with chit?
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

No I kid I kid!! I don’t rent furniture…Iam not kidding about chilren aint shyt
FloridaChick813

@ Ggouch

**Kids aint sh.it**

Story of my life!
OutsidetheBox

#bingo @Free. I was like yall must be from Florida! LMAO
FreeToSpeakUp

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.

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Me either
T.Y’z Cha Cha

kids will sell your azz out for ice cream and mikey dees in a damn heartbeat..

Kids be telling Aarons Rents where to find my ass all because the dude brought a bag of fries with him the next time he came banging on the door…they didn’t give a shyt they had to eat those fries on the damn floor MUTHAFLUCKN CHILREN AINT****

THANKS GG for not allowing me to contain my Pepsi……:rofl:
OutsidetheBox

#255 @Flo @Free
FloridaChick813

I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.
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FreeToSpeakUp

OutsidetheBox says:

#bingo @Free. I was like yall must be from Florida! LMAO
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Yes, Florida ho.es quick to call out which projects they from then the burbs(not from the jects) bit.ch(me) taps that as.s real decent then bitch.es riding up 20 deep trying to jump and chit. I am getting heated telling the story
FloridaChick813

I was like yall must be from Florida!
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Gotta be!!! Its soooo hot, b!tches lose their dam.n minds!!!!!

And I read that sh.it BM was all then saw the new chick and went

:Rofl:
FreeToSpeakUp

OutsidetheBox says:

#255 @Flo @Free
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For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
STAN4FL

@ Most people wouldn’t do that my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft. Now she like honey please I would never do that all prim and proper now.
SangriaSugar

rofl: @GG
STAN4FL

@ Cha Cha
FreeToSpeakUp

STAN4FL says:

@ Most people wouldn’t do that my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft. Now she like honey please I would never do that all prim and proper now.

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There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later
FloridaChick813

Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
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Callin private and sh.it
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor
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Yeah I ain’t hittin my son’s Dad like that she is gonna make her boyz lean more toward him and new girl
OutsidetheBox

“my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft.”

Yesssssssssssssss!

Short people always tryna prove some chit! See FreeToSpeakUp in #287
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ Free

For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit

yeah I feel you on that.

My hubbys BM be on some otha shyt to, she could not believe he was going to happily be married so we invited her to the wedding and still in disbelief although she sat in the third row… Be saying shyt like ” You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…what the fluck was you watching when we said I DO?
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit
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Callin private and sh.it

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Damn bit.ch you know her? The ho.e stalked me on facebook, bitc.h became OBSESSED with me. Calling calling calling, emailing saying all type of chit. Bitc.h was losing sleep from me Get of my man dyck ho.e
T.Y’z Cha Cha

:offtopic

Why did a damn bird just crash in to my office window on the 8th floor

#thisshythasgottostop
artistman999

@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…
OutsidetheBox

Okay! So that fight I had last yr? My two youngest were in the car!

They still talk about it!!!

Outta NOWHERE Ma’am says : “Ma, you’memba when you beat that lady?”

Me: I did no such thing *turns music up*

Every time we ride by that area she *side eye* me. I KNOW she wanna say something about it!
FreeToSpeakUp

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

@ Free

For real, bish mad cause he married me. Ho.e you should’ve been up on ya game. Babies don’t keep men. She a hood bitc.h too. Riding by the house and chit

yeah I feel you on that.

My hubbys BM be on some otha shyt to, she could not believe he was going to happily be married so we invited her to the wedding and still in disbelief although she sat in the third row… Be saying shyt like ” You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…what the fluck was you watching when we said I DO?
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You brave, bitc.h wouldn’t have been at my wedding trying to mess sh.it up. Some women just can not see their ex with another woman. Bitc.h was trying to be my friend later. WTF ho.e do you not remeber the emails you sent me? That bullsh.it you was talking on the phone? Bish pul-lease
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@FLO

There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later

TELL ME ABOUT IT
OutsidetheBox

“Why did a damn bird just crash in to my office window on the 8th floor”

I blame Pres Obama!

#oilspill
FloridaChick813

@Free

Im soooooo glad I’ve never had to deal with that, and Im also glad that I never acted like that!!!

#TeamSaneBabyMama
OutsidetheBox

“@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…”

YES HE IS
FreeToSpeakUp

OutsidetheBox says:

“my mom would fight at the drop of the hat barely 5ft.”

Yesssssssssssssss!

Short people always tryna prove some chit! See FreeToSpeakUp in #287

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I can’t stand you!!!! *thump thump* Oh that was the two piece bisssssssssssssssh
OutsidetheBox

I’m getting the fluck outta this thread!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

You are not MRS ****** tha hayle…
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Another sign of being unstable…
ohpretty1

I CANNOT stand my husbands BM but the last thing I wanna do is embarrass that azz in front of the child and have the child questioning why her mama was getting wiped with the floor.

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While I SO understand you, *sigh* I almost had to get with a BM. I said almost exactly what you did. Went a little something like this: “I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit. She already likes me more than you.” I was only 2 inches from her face when I said it. She felt me and got the point. #kumbaya ever since. It kills her because the child says, I have two mamas, my real one and a bonus. My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
CivilEngineer

kinda

My mom will kill over one of us…a yt lady stepped on my sister’s hand years ago FOR A BEAD at Mardi Gras. My sister’s couldn’t have been any older than 5. My mom went into a rage, went to the car, got her gun, tucked it in the back of her pants and went to whip the yt lady azz. Thank God my aunt was there to calm her down…

I said all that to say don’t pluck with a child with a REAL mom…#shytgetsreal

Looking back it’s hilarious because she’s so nonviolent now
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Ty
you best believe if i would’ve did anything those same employees that were watching would’ve called the police quick, plus I’ve always been heavy handed and she’s yella so do the math on that. I never hit her, don’t condone that shit, but I wanted to plenty of times. to many stories though, if i told them y’all would probably think I was a battered husband or some shyt. I could sell that shyt to the Lifetime channel
FloridaChick813

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO @OTB #301

Sounds like my dam.n son.

Son: “u remember when I was 4 and ……”
Me: “Nope, that mustv’e been a dream”
STAN4FL

@ Free I just had some straight flashbacks. *phone rings* wipes sleep from eyes and slob from mouth. Girl i need you to ride with me somewhere.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@FLO
Right girl even tho I have kids of my own I sometimes won’t date men with kids but becuz of behaviour that’s been mentioned I have never acted like that with my ex’s – I don’t see the point and I’ll be damned if I ever give you a reason to think I’m stuck on U
FloridaChick813

“@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…”

YES HE IS
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FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

@Free

Im soooooo glad I’ve never had to deal with that, and Im also glad that I never acted like that!!!

#TeamSaneBabyMama
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I am the same with my BD, I’ll be damn.ed if I tripping over an ex, bish you getting my left overs…
OutsidetheBox

I like your “set” @Free!!! Too bad your two piece lands below the belt, shortstack!

*Ronnie from Player’s Club voice* No balls here, bish!
T.Y’z Cha Cha

artistman999 says:

@AA… Are you from Chicago… I swear I was at Burlington Coat Factory in Gurnee and saw a scene like that last summer…

:rotfl: :rotfl:

@ Free
There is a thin line though and if need be I will explain to the kids later

You brave, bitc.h wouldn’t have been at my wedding trying to mess sh.it up. Some women just can not see their ex with another woman. Bitc.h was trying to be my friend later. WTF ho.e do you not remeber the emails you sent me? That bullsh.it you was talking on the phone? Bish pul-lease

OH my fam was on point TRUST nothing negative would’ve transpired, their little girl was in our wedding as was mine as the flower girl… so I wanted her to see how a little girl is supposed to look (pretty) and not all rough and shyt the way she be sending her to us on the weekends! She was feeling like complete doo doo!
OutsidetheBox

“I am the same with my BD, I’ll be damn.ed if I tripping over an ex, bish you getting my left overs…”

And I stopped eating off that chit for a reason.

It really gets them mad when you dont give a goody-got damn.

#TeamSaneBabyMama
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
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Are you serious??? Who told her to say that or she came up with it herself whew girl I tell ya the sacrifices I’ve made for my children were well worth it I wouldn’t want them looking at me like I’m crazy
FloridaChick813

“I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit.

Awwwww at you being her “bonus” – thats too cute!
FreeToSpeakUp

It kills her because the child says, I have two mamas, my real one and a bonus. My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time

Same ova here, now bish wanna be friends. Bish, kiss my balloon knot!!! Bite a ninga smurf house ya dig
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

All yall stupid as hell! LMFAO!
FreeToSpeakUp

STAN4FL says:

@ Free I just had some straight flashbacks. *phone rings* wipes sleep from eyes and slob from mouth. Girl i need you to ride with me somewhere.
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So you were one of the ones looking for lil ol’ me?
FreeToSpeakUp

OutsidetheBox says:

I like your “set” @Free!!! Too bad your two piece lands below the belt, shortstack!

*Ronnie from Player’s Club voice* No balls here, bish!

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You tall, I WILL jump up to yo’ grill
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@OTB
Yep it messes with their heads I have never once tripped and girl y one day I had to talk to BD yt girl-this girl said to me so and so said you wanted to fight me girl she tells me he said this like 6 years later and I’m like what I would fight him before I would bother with you unless you did something when I was with him but even now I got a young man keeping me very busy Fuk you very much!
T.Y’z Cha Cha

#TeamSaneBabyMama
T.Y’z Cha Cha

“I would hate to have to whoop your azz in front of this child making me her new hero and chit.

LOVES IT!!!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

@ Cha Cha

Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.
T.Y’z Cha Cha

@ Choco

I got a young man keeping me very busy Fuk you very much!

GET IT CHOCO!!!!!
FloridaChick813

Besides, I look better than any of the women or men :/ I’ve seen my BD with. All I can do is Especially at the chicks.. In my mind im thinking “if you only knew what I knew”. Silly Bish.
STAN4FL

@ OTB I bring up my mom old fights all the time. I say mom u remember when u dropped that lady. I still can’t believe someone so short could do that
FloridaChick813

@ i> Fuk you very much!
AWESOME ARSENAL

me and bm from Chicago but all that happened in Wisconsin where I am know
OutsidetheBox

AND THEN DONT YOU START LOOKING AT HIS ASS LIKE

How did you end up with this #batshytcrazybish exactly?

Cause if you like her, you cant like me!!!

#INeedAnswers
T.Y’z Cha Cha

FreeToSpeakUp says:

@ Cha Cha

Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.

UMMMMM((((TAPPIN YOU ON THE SHOULDER))))……Is your husbands BabyMamas initials EB
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Besides, I look better than any of the women or men I’ve seen my BD with. All I can do is Especially at the chicks.. In my mind im thinking “if you only knew what I knew”. Silly Bish
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I haven’t been impressed with any of my BD’s new chicks either. But he would always talk about how he found somebody badder than me and chi.t like I cared. I’m like dude, once they get past your looks and find out when you broke you drobe they gonna be telling you “dueces” (cb voice). And my husband baby mama’s one the daughter was bragging to her how pretty I was and the mama started playing hoe games (i wasn’t wife yet) talking about they daughter (13) was telling her how she wanted them together and the other one (stalker) lost her mind when she saw me on facebook. They just didn’t know I already mastered the game and that’s exactly why I am Mrs. ***********
STAN4FL

@ Free I don’t do drama I was on the list because nobody wanted to go with her.
T.Y’z Cha Cha

FloridaChick813 says:

Besides, I look better than any of the women or men

NO NO ANNNNNNND NO…….WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?????
FreeToSpeakUp

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

FreeToSpeakUp says:

@ Cha Cha

Bish put my husband on child support after that chit, one monkey don’t stop no show. Bish we have lawyers and you WILL get a lil change.

UMMMMM((((TAPPIN YOU ON THE SHOULDER))))……Is your husbands BabyMamas initials EB

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Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.
ohpretty1

Choco says:

My bonus is so cool, she shows me how to be a lady. My real one just trips all the time.
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Are you serious??? Who told her to say that or she came up with it herself whew girl I tell ya the sacrifices I’ve made for my children were well worth it I wouldn’t want them looking at me like I’m crazy
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I learned of it after a convo with her grandmother so I don’t exactly know. But yes, kids aren’t stupid. They know right from wrong and crazy from sane. All her behavior did was alienate her daughter. It would hurt my heart if my 4 year old told me all I did was trip.
FreeToSpeakUp

STAN4FL says:

@ Free I don’t do drama I was on the list because nobody wanted to go with her
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I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
FloridaChick813

@TY
Homie is all types of confused :/
FreeToSpeakUp

Real chit though, I was actually a chick that was out of my husband league BUT he had very good qualities about him (even being hood) you know, good income, credit, career…so the foundation was set and I worked with everything later. From what I’ve learned, the standards of the women he chose to have kids from or even deal with were very low and it explained a lot later on in our relationship.
FloridaChick813

I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
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One time I had to step in for my sis. Told her as.s afterwards “Dont go startin sh.it you cant finish” – Bish was only 5ft, 100 lbs soakin wet though.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

I was never for jumping. Bish if you can’t fight keep your lips sealed and thank you.
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One time I had to step in for my sis. Told her as.s afterwards “Dont go startin sh.it you cant finish” – Bish was only 5ft, 100 lbs soakin wet though.
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Size don’t matter, if you can fight you can fight. It may be harder to win but at least you won’t get dogged if the bigger person can fight.
STAN4FL

@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.
Ms. Thickness

@ARSENAL AND @GG
FloridaChick813

Bish cant fight either @Free

Me and my bro used to tear that as.s up though when we were younger.. You wouldv’e thought she learned something
FloridaChick813

I dont fight no more though. Im too pretty for that sh.it
OutsidetheBox

Chit. Thats how I learned @FLo.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Bish cant fight either @Free

Me and my bro used to tear that as.s up though when we were younger.. You wouldv’e thought she learned something
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STAN4FL

@ Flo your sis needs to have a talk with my mom because she never that height hold her back from kickin *ss back in the day.
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

I dont fight no more though. Im too pretty for that sh.it
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but if the occasion calls for it I will tighten up that as.s
FloridaChick813

Thats how I learned @OTB, my brother stayed knockin our as.s’s out and when we cried about it, my madre would say “fight back” and thats what I did.
kearalove

@ this whole flucking post!! Y’all have truly made my Friday!
ohpretty1

STAN4FL says:

@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.

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I’ve lost many a friend b/c I wouldn’t ‘ride out’ out some silly ish over a man. I heard him say he didn’t want you, what did you hear? If he’s doing right AND some, by his kids, and you do your part, what more can you ask for? These are folks that were never in relationships to begin with.
#teamnosillybishes
FloridaChick813

I know there arent too many Nicki Minaj fans, but she is on a song called “Hold Yuh” by Gyptian. And lemme tell you, that bish is JAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

ohpretty1 says:

STAN4FL says:

@ Free that’s why she is an ex friend. I keep telling bish why are you running behind a ninja that don’t want you, I don’t do silly bishes.

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I’ve lost many a friend b/c I wouldn’t ‘ride out’ out some silly ish over a man. I heard him say he didn’t want you, what did you hear? If he’s doing right AND some, by his kids, and you do your part, what more can you ask for? These are folks that were never in relationships to begin with.
#teamnosillybishes

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YEs, the bish was NEVER in a relationship with my husband. They were fcuk buddies and got caught up. It’s so many dumb as.s bitc.hes in this world. UGH!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Oh
Yeah I would be hurt to but some parents don’t think about their actions in front of their kids which is wrong on so many levels kids today are not like kids of yesteryear…they get emotionally impacted by parental behaviour and some are not equipped to cope
OutsidetheBox

Agreed @Flo.
STAN4FL

@ Oh #teamnosillybishes
They always say girl he just frontin, he wants to keep it on the low and stay buying his *ss
Ms. Thickness

but if the occasion calls for it I will tighten up that as.s
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RIGHT WHERE U STAND
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also…
ohpretty1

Where the hell is man? Big Gurl didn’t drop by the house after work and hog tie him did she? Either that or one of the SR stalkerlurkerchicks found his address.

#concerned
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Oh
Very good question I’m trying to figure out who kidnapped Mean???
FloridaChick813

Man said he had to actually work today :/ and MEAN has been M.I.A. (missin in action) since last week
STAN4FL

@ Oh (opens one eye girl scouts teach you how to tie a mean knot)
OutsidetheBox

@Man said he had a lot of work

APB is out for @Mean
FreeToSpeakUp

Choco says:

@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also
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Look up Choc at one of my comments, I said my husband had low standards. I don’t place all the blame on him. He was a product of his environment but sawe the light when he met me. I introduced him to things he had never thought of doing out of fear of not “keeping it real.” He agrees with me on his past BUT he can’t change it. And believe I’m no gully, when the bitc.h talk “I” was listening, I don’t put anything past ANYONE. But I realized the truth from the animosity.
CivilEngineer

I’m bored
FreeToSpeakUp

I been back and forth on Crate and Barrel website, I need to go to Homegoods when I leave work. Need to change up my atmosphere
FreeToSpeakUp

@ Civil

Wanna play?
ohpretty1

Choco says:

@Free
No offense but seriously we are placing blame on the females when the men could’ve made better decisions also…
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Yes, it takes two to tango. Most of the batshytcrazy women often pay these men no mind until they see them with someone else with a TITLE. Why?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Free
I got u and I’m certain you are not into bashing but I can only imagine what my son’s father was telling his chick to make her think I wanted to fight her when in all actuality they were the furthest ppl on my mind-I know nicca’s can be petty also jus sayin
CivilEngineer

@Free…what we playing? I have UNO cards at my desk ***opens cabinet***
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.

@ FREE GIRL WHAT YOU SAY… I AGREE 100%
FloridaChick813

He was a product of his environment but sawe the light when he met me. I introduced him to things he had never thought of doing out of fear of not “keeping it real.” He agrees with me on his past BUT he can’t change it.
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LOVE That!!!!!!! This reminds me of my guy and I. He says all the time “U really showed me another side. Cause all I’ve ever known women to be were relentless, heartless, selfish bi.tches” :/
FloridaChick813

@ Free

Can it be a game for 3, cause im bored too????

NO HANKY PANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Oh
I don’t know but I’m different my kids were more important to me so whoever was in their life better have their ish right or then there would be problems-my ex’s have been with their girls long enuf to be married they just haven’t now I would have a problem when and if ex hubby remarries I’ve been the only Ms O____ for a long time
CivilEngineer

@Flo…I commented on your, ahem (head rush) gravi in the sociopath post
OutsidetheBox

@Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Get outta my head!

Target is having Black Friday on home goods..
Nothing too spectacular though…funny that we doing the same damn thing LOL!!!!
FreeToSpeakUp

Choco says:

@Free
I got u and I’m certain you are not into bashing but I can only imagine what my son’s father was telling his chick to make her think I wanted to fight her when in all actuality they were the furthest ppl on my mind-I know nicca’s can be petty also jus sayin
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Yea I know, my BD did me like that. Bish thought “I” who left him still wanted him. No ma’am. But in the case with my husband, his baby mama was a bottom bitc.h that he used to fcuk. The other BM couldn’t understand why he decided to marry a chick who he didn’t have a child from. If you are not the one you jsut are not the one and she started playing those games with their kid but I knew how to handle the chit. I’m street smart and decent on the books so there’s not too much that can get past me ESPECIALLY when bishes think you green because of a neighbor you come from. I love those cause they never see me coming at them until it’s too late #gameova
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

LMYBO OMG
ohpretty1

You can play UNO on facebook…request your partners….
FreeToSpeakUp

@ Civil…I got UNO cards at my desk that I use during break the hell out

@ OTB Until when?

@ Flo No hanky panky and yea my husband is HOOD but he knows better now. Used to people judging him and I came in listening and leading

@ Oh Pretty It’s jealousy chile
FloridaChick813

Thanks @Civil

@OTB & Free

I aint really “redecorating” but since in moving next week, I have started buying new bed in a bags and sh.it. I LOVE THOSE! Am I the only one who has like 10 sets?? :/

But uhhhhh, what exactly is included in this Black Friday sale @ Target?? Any home theater/dvd type things???
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

#TeamNikkibishes
FreeToSpeakUp

T.Y’z Cha Cha says:

Nah but obviously there are a lot of chicks out here like her. The chick was out to destroy but I am so much mature than that. Once that covenant was placed the devil was coming to steal.

@ FREE GIRL WHAT YOU SAY… I AGREE 100%
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Girl I fought back with my sword (the word). I be clowning on here because it’s my personality but I am working on governing myself accordingly It’s a journey and I am loving it #notperfect
STAN4FL

@ Oh because some of their girlfriends pump their heads up with BS and try to prove they still can get him I’m glad I met my hubby outside of my hometown. FL has slim pickings as gmom would say.
Ms. Thickness

ANOTHER RALPHLAUREN.COM IS HAVING A NICE SALE
chase

lol…ya’ll r a trip….
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

Thanks @Civil

@OTB & Free

I aint really “redecorating” but since in moving next week, I have started buying new bed in a bags and sh.it. I LOVE THOSE! Am I the only one who has like 10 sets??

But uhhhhh, what exactly is included in this Black Friday sale @ Target?? Any home theater/dvd type things???

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You are not alone and I LOVVVVVVVE Pillows, LOTS of them on the bed.
FloridaChick813

…I am your star for life, entertainin for you, and im willing to do, anything you want to, baby Ill shine sooo bright, when you look up at me, you will understand we, are meant to be…

#MySh.it
ardentphotog

Maybe he’s her pusher man? Nas is not choosy at all – first Kelis, then this crackhead? He may as well get with Kim Kardashian, and make it a gutter butt trifecta!
FreeToSpeakUp

STAN4FL says:

@ Oh because some of their girlfriends pump their heads up with BS and try to prove they still can get him
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That too. You got to “mind fcuk” these dudes. Puss.y don’t keep nobody no matter HOW good it is. You will get used simply for that and discarded like solid waste when the time permits itself
FreeToSpeakUp

FloridaChick813 says:

…I am your star for life, entertainin for you, and im willing to do, anything you want to, baby Ill shine sooo bright, when you look up at me, you will understand we, are meant to be…

#MySh.it

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Take your mushy self to sleep UNO!!!!!
FloridaChick813

And I was just thinking “dam.n I feel all lovey-dovey today” Guess its the rain and this slow jams play list im listenin too

LOL
CivilEngineer

You draw 4…I get UNO!!!

I love “Roscoe Jenkins”
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@ all these comments
CivilEngineer

Hey Flo…are yall on hurrican watch too? And anybody else in Florida
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Free
Oh okay we are here then….
FreeToSpeakUp

CivilEngineer says:

You draw 4…I get UNO!!!

I love “Roscoe Jenkins
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Negro no you didn’t I just watched it on HBO the otha night
CivilEngineer

***hurricane
FreeToSpeakUp

Choco says:

@Free
Oh okay we are here then
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Mama ain’t raise no fool
CivilEngineer

@Free…C4, C6 I SANK YOUR BATTLESHIP <—jiggin real nasty again
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Hey Civil (((((waves)))))

I love Roscoe Jenkins too hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FloridaChick813

I LOOOVVEEEEE ROSCOE!!!!!!!!!!

@Civil, I dont think we’re on hurrican watch. But we are on the verge of entering “hurrican season” so it aint no tellin.
FreeToSpeakUp

CivilEngineer says:

@Free…C4, C6 I SANK YOUR BATTLESHIP <—jiggin real nasty again
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Now you know you too tall to be doing anything that resembles the dougie. Thank goodness we only got the tropical storm
FloridaChick813

Soooo wish I could see Civil jigg

For some reason Im thinking this is the Louisiana “juke”
FreeToSpeakUp

Dayum, we need to hurry up and get the accordin shutters. Can’t mess up the paint with nails
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Free
:co-sign: one thing my mom taught all 4 of her girls don’t chase after no man – My Dad was not perfect but he was my Dad it was rare in fact I can not remember my parents ever arguing in front of us-only way I could tell when they were beefing we’d be eating Mickey’s D’s every other day-but y were so thrilled
FreeToSpeakUp

Dayum, it’s already that time. Bingo!!!
FloridaChick813

Free

20 mins to go
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Free
CivilEngineer

Bye Free…have a good weekend!! And I jigg some nice, I don’t know what you talkin’ ’bout :lolol:

@Flo…hurricane season started June 1st

Hey @Snooty…Martin is just HILARIOUS! I watched Big Momma’s House 1 & 2 last weekend the whole way through
ohpretty1

You got to “mind fcuk” these dudes.

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EXACTLY! That’s anyone really. I’m glad I used to sit on grandma’s lap as a child and listen to her and her crazy sisters, crazy in a haha way. Those front porch convos have kept the drama in my life to a minimum.
MzDimplez1123

This where yall been all day?! Somebody coulda let a bish know! hmprf.
OutsidetheBox

You got to “mind fcuk” these dudes.

Currently doing so and quite enjoying it.
CivilEngineer

HEEEYYY MzD!!
mirsmommy

What yall doin/talkin about?????
MzDimplez1123

Hey CivilBoo! *Cyberkisses* How are ya love?
FloridaChick813

Well dam.n @Civil, guess it dont get BAD til August then???
CivilEngineer

I’m gonna be great in 26 minutes How are you?
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Congrats Tiny and TI beautiful Poem
FloridaChick813

And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????

….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
ohpretty1

I will out-jigg Civil. Remember I used to live there!

#teamdancebattles
MzDimplez1123

I’m ok, tired. Gonna be in H-E-L-L for 2 1/2 more hours. UGH!
FloridaChick813

Cuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeee pic @Snooty
CivilEngineer

@Flo…I wanted to wait on the laugh before I started

Having a blonde moment today
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@MzDimplez… Hey lady (((((((((((((((waves)))))))))))))))

@civil.. Yeah I love Mike Epps he is way too funny……..
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Back at you FLO…. thank you
FloridaChick813

OooOOooo a dance off!!!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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Girl be quick witted and know what the hell you are talking about and tell him some thing he’s never heard about just being intellectual without making him feel dumb-a lil mystery will keep their minds going as well
mirsmommy

FloridaChick813 says:

And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????

….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
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Mind games, Flo. Gut yo mind out da gutter. *and I thought I had a dirty mind*
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

I was thinking more on the line stimulating him mentally and sexually
OutsidetheBox

I ahvent done chit all day BUT I found my new bed and sofa.
FloridaChick813

@Civil, I LIVE in a blonde moment
OutsidetheBox

I was thinking more on the line stimulating him mentally and sexually

#This @Flo. COme back to the “G” rated LOL
FloridaChick813

Ahhhhh @Choco, im all about stimulating the mind. I get all in that sh.it.

@Mirs, I wasnt bein dirty this time. I promise.
CivilEngineer

Awwww @MzD…just think about the MONAAAYYY (easily said since I’m getting off in 22 minutes )

@ohpretty1… USE to live down here…I’m still here.

jiggin to the beat
going dumb to the beat
as you move your feet
MzDimplez1123

Mind fu.ck is when you play with someone else’s mind and mental masturbation (my own ratarded term) is when you fu.ck with your own mind or knowingly allow someone else to.
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Men like intelligent women….. A woman who can hold her own and a funny/witty intelligent woman is really a turn on for a man because they can get sex without even buying a woman a soda…..
mirsmommy

OutsidetheBox says:

I ahvent done chit all day BUT I found my new bed and sofa.
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I did that the other day. I found a new living room set, bedroom set, and dining set.

Yesterday, I browsed for my fall shoe and boot collection.
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Pardon my typo “of”
MzDimplez1123

Rub it in Civil. *thinks about the money, realizes that it’s gone soon as I get it, feels no better* LOL
FloridaChick813

Speaking of new beds… The guy wants to use his bedroom suit when we move. I dont mind cause the sh.it is BAD as h3ll. But this was his bedroom suit when he had his own house. Im not sure how many bish’s backs been on it. I said its cool, but we gotta CLEAN that sh.it first. :/
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@FLO
And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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I gathered that from you
MzDimplez1123

@ Flo….buy a new mattress
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

LOL @ OTB
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????
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This is what I gathered from u – oy vey
ohpretty1

FloridaChick813 says:

And how exactly do you “mind fu.ck” a mind?????

….just wandering if im thinking what ya’ll are thinking….
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You have to stimulate one’s mind to keep them interested. This is not to be confused with mind games. You CANNOT know one’s heart if you don’t know their mind. This is why you cannot equate sex with love (which is taught not inbred despite what people say about the female psyche), it will have you looking like old girl in “Thin Line.” Anyone can give your body pleasure and in the next minute you can ask them to leave and it will mean nothing. The person pleasuring your mind, you want to stay, and it’s mutual.
STAN4FL

@ Oh I think that’s why my life doesn’t have alot drama because I learned from friends and fam mistakes.

I’m called cali now hurricanes for me but only lasts until cali starts shaking >:(
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Okay I keep trying to friggin post that you said you are all about mental stimulation and it keeps pasting that crap- Shoot you get my drift I hope dayum
Mamacita

What’s going on in here? I have 15 min left and i need some entertainment!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@FLO
Don’t just clean it you need to bless that bed girl for real I’m super superstitious and objects carry energy!
http://twitter.com/ChaiLife Yadda Yadda

You guys are HILARIOUS today!!!!!

Have a great weekend everyone.
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@ohpretty1… YOu are wise beyond your years.. LOL like I know how old you are…
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@Yadda Yadda… You too.. Thank you
ohpretty1

@ohpretty1… USE to live down here…I’m still here.
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@ Civil, it never got rusty yaheardme. “It’s time for the jiiiiiiggalator”
SangriaSugar

I go to a meeting and look at ya’ll 200 comments lata

I ain’t back reading all this chit either…soooooo…how ya’ll doing?
starstatus

This is the weirdest couple. Nas went from Kelis to this?
T.Y’z Cha Cha

Im back too and Im good @ Sangria..HOW U?
T.Y’z Cha Cha

ohpretty1 says:

“It’s time for the jiiiiiiggalator”

UH OH….walks backwards slowy…..What did I just scroll up and walk in on…can I uncover my eyes Ohpretty???? *all the while peeking through my fingers*
SangriaSugar

@TY…I’m bout to be out…finally getting off

Have a good weekend boo
T.Y’z Cha Cha

You too Sugar!