The University of Georgia's athletic director Damon Evans has tendered his resignation after reaching a separation settlement with the university.

According to the police report obtained by the AJC, Evans, 40, was "smiling and laughing" when his BMW 750i was pulled over on Roswell Rd. in Buckhead late Wednesday night.

Evans refused to take a breathalyzer test and he was transported to Fulton county jail where he spent the night. Evans obviously thought Bulldog nation extended to Buckhead from Athens where his name carries a little more weight:

"I am not trying to bribe you but I'm the athletic director of the University of Georgia," he said. Later, he made another attempt, saying: "I don't want you to use who I am but I would just ask that you take me to a motel." [link]

When the cop asked Evans why he had a pair of red panties between his legs, he responded, "She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home."

The passenger in the car, Courtney Furhmann, a 28-year-old real estate firm asset manager, was described in the report as being "very loud and obnoxious." She was also arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after telling the cop that Evans could make his arrest disappear.

"Just to let you know, it will be erased because he is the athletic director of UGA and he has that power," she told police.

During a hastily called press conference at the Student Athlete Academic Center in Athens on Thursday, the sober father of two tried to pull a Chris Brown and a Tiger Woods as he smugly acknowledged that he made a "mistake."

With his voice cracking at times, Evans pleaded for forgiveness and apologized profusely as his disheartened wife, Kerri Evans (pictured above, center), looked on. But as more details of his arrest (and his stupidity) emerged in the media over the weekend, the University had no choice but to ask for Evans' resignation on Sunday.

According to reports, Evans was in Buckhead celebrating his new, five year contract when he was pulled over just minutes before that contract was set to take effect at midnight. The new contract called for Evans to receive a $110,000 raise, bringing his total salary to $550,000 annually.

It was difficult to find a UGA booster who was very forgiving of Evans' little "mistake."

“The DUI is bad enough," said Jim Sommerville, a 1971 UGA grad and president of the Cobb County Bulldog Club, "but to be found at midnight in another town 70 miles from home with a woman who isn’t your wife — that’s more troubling than even the DUI. So the only options left, really, are to resign or be terminated.”

  • Ebony

    #hoeshyt :coffee:

  • tintin1979

    what an idiot. when will men learn P***y will get you in trouble all the time. Men always think with their d**ks.

  • lawgirl

    So many sex scandals this year yet these men seem to not get it

    Tiger Woods
    John Edwards
    Elliott Spitzer
    Jessy James
    Al Gore
    Glenn Richardson
    Larry King
    David Letterman
    Mark Standford
    Charles Barkely

    The list goes on...Some of the most powerful men throughout history were ruined because of the cooter. SMH

  • KrayZKat

    He lost his job and probably his family over some cooch. I hope it was worth it.

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    It's been going on since the beginning of time. With todays technology though,people just get caught quicker. I'm not surprised at what people do now anymore. :coffee:

  • Daisy

    What Tami said :cosign:

  • Cariblife

    Man that pums is a powerful weapon, all that money you forfeited for something you could have gotten at home. SMDH.

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    This man was sheduled to have a salary increase from $150,000.00 to almost $550,000.00 for the five years and this is what he does with the opportunity. SMDH.

    Now his wife and children have to suffer the loss of lifestyle because their husban/father did not have the character to support his success. SMDH.

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Sorry, I forgot the word "next."

  • VIBABY

    #hoehaveaseat......

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Does your character exceed or equal your talent and ambition? Character is who you really are in the dark (within your heart and mind) when temptation and evil are present.

    PAUSE

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Cariblife says:

    Man that pums is a powerful weapon, all that money you forfeited for something you could have gotten at home. SMDH.

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    How many times have I said that pu$$y is the most powerful weapon formed against man? They are completely powerless to resist it and that's what God intended. :D

  • lawgirl

    How many times have I said that pu$$y is the most powerful weapon formed against man? They are completely powerless to resist it and that’s what God intended. :D
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    If every women knew this to be a fact there won't be as many single women, broke baby mommas. Any woman can make any man do what he said he will never do. This I know to be a fact.

  • Cariblife

    I think its the fact that some girls and I use that term because any woman worth her wieight in gold would wield that weapon like the atomic bomb that it is. Seriously, there are many women who can get what they want by just a whif of what's going on down there. How do you think that so many men get caught up in the same trap all the damn time.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Cariblife says:

    How do you think that so many men get caught up in the same trap all the damn time.

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    Face it, ladies: God made man to populate the earth once he realized that women couldn't get along with each other. Otherwise, there would only be women on earth and the population would quickly be extinct. :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    lawgirl says:

    If every women knew this to be a fact there won’t be as many single women

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    Did you stop to think that those single women just aren't interested in the vast gene pool of available men out there? I'm sure they can have any man they want <~~ That's the problem. Who wants another woman's sloppy seconds and thirds?

  • Lizzyb

    His wife is lovely in the picture. What a Goddamn shame....

  • Issa

    SMDH. This is so ridiculous to the point that it is funny. Is dude really trying to use the 'Do you know who I am?' line. :rofl: #icant

    How dumb can you be? You lost all that money, your job, and possibly most important, your family over some ass. And, I am so glad Elin didn't let Tiger continue to make a fool out of her by sitting my his side at that press conference. I was like, 'finally, a chick with some damn sense.'

    FYI: When you stay w/somebody who constantly cheats on you or enter into a relationship w/a known cheater, you are consenting to it. So... :think:

  • Maya_Marie

    "You will alwoys loose money chasing puzzy but you will never loose puzzy chasing money."
    I heard that saying in the movie I Think I Love My Wife and it is so true.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Issa says:

    And, I am so glad Elin didn’t let Tiger continue to make a fool out of her by sitting my his side at that press conference.

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    I am SO PROUD of Elin for recognizing that her narcissistic husband was never going to change. I was the only one who called it. I predicted that she was going to leave him. If you're married to a narcissist, leave him (or her)! You can't change them.

  • Issa

    If you’re married to a narcissist, leave him (or her)! You can’t change them.
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    :claps:
    All my friends were like, 'if she haven't left by now, she won't.' Yeah, right. I knew it was just a matter of time. Serial cheaters don't change. They will just find someone who will put up with it.

  • Musiqal1

    This story is just ridiculous. It is NEVER that serious. i hope the wife divorces him and takes a whole chunk of his savings

  • Zephyr1979

    I don't understand how these cheating men always seem to think that "I'm sorry" or "I made a mistake" is enough? Are you serious?! Not only did you cheat but now you've dragged your wife and children into the spotlight. Do they ever think of the consequences? Many men obviously don't know the meaning of discretion. Smh.

  • lexdiamonz

    "becky" having the BEST YEAR EVER taking down the black man(ummm is that fool even black( dont matter in GA he "fit" the description......... LOL) !!!! that is the REAL "illuminati" phuck jayz and rhiannna !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shannon04

    He has a beautiful wife. I hate situations like this for her and the children. I will never undertand why they do such stupid things and especially something that he should have been doing at home. The young lady caught in the car with him (trashy). I hate loose, foolish women like that.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Another one bites the dust :rofl:

  • waterlily_76

    I feel bad for his family and I wish them the best.

    But that "slore"..... I'm glad he was caught...that's good for his azz. :claps:

  • 2cents

    This woman probably knows the dog she was lying with and chose to over look it as many women do. In most cases we have intuition and either choose to ignore our gut feeling or decide that to accept it. Most of these women know what they got and only decide to leave once it is exposed. Men don't get that arrogant overnight, we give them way too much credit.

  • yerkesbabe

    Men and their lust/desire for that white putang. I just don't get it. And now she's on to the next one.