New Couple Alert: Halle Berry and Her Lesbun Lover Go Public!
The rumors have been swirling for months about Halle Berry’s bisexuality. Halle has done very little to shut down the rumors. Now that her relationship with her baby daddy is a done deal, she’s gone public with her new love! I’m so happy for them!
Halle’s new lady is her “personal assistant” which is a euphemism for lesbun partner or significant other on her payroll.
The two ladies were spotted inside Kinkos sitting closerthanthis. Her butch assistant sat with one foot on Halle’s chair in a typical lesbun cock blocking/possessive posture.
Both ladies were dressed in the usual lesbun gear: grey jeans, black leather biker jackets, hoodies and boots. And they both looked hard so it was difficult to tell who was the top. Although I’m going to guess it’s Halle.
Both ladies ignored the paparazzi who swarmed all over them when they left Kinkos together.
Keep it here for more pics of this exciting new couple!
Photos: The Photo Agency
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Now Halle’s a lesbun? Not buying it, but if she is, oh well.
Well dam.n, I wish I wouldv’e known Halle was taking applications!!! I KNOW I look better then the bish photo’d above
Sandra you’re an azz…….
The rumors have been swirling for months about Halle Berry’s bisexuality.
Where???
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Halle’s new lady is her “personal assistant” which is a euphemism for lesbun partner or significant other on her payroll.
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So “personal assistant” is Hollyhood code for my lesbian lover….in that case please explain to me Cousin It’s role to Beyonce then (her personal assistant who is also her cousin…who looks like she is from the Addams Family..real name Angie…but I CALL HER… “Cuzzin It”).????
too?
They
Just askin…
@ kwall:
You can hate on Beyonce if you want to. But it’s pretty low down of you to accuse her of incest. Ewww.
yea right…..
i guess once you turn a lesbian everyone is a lesbian
FloridaChick813 says:
Well dam.n, I wish I wouldv’e known Halle was taking applications!!! I KNOW I look better then the bish photo’d above
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Are you white? You know she only dates outside her race now.
First off isn’t it to darn hot for those leather jackets.secondly sandra your all over the place with your halle news. First she bleached nahlas skin then she had a twin sister, sorry but you need more people. I think sandra has a crush on a chick who is finally close to her age
I keep hearing these terms. By top, do you mean woman? What is a bottom and what is a top? I would google this, but I’m at work.
In regards to the post, I don’t believe Halle is a lesbun (as you say)….
THANK GOD HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!! BOUT TIME!!!!!!!!
I HAVE heard (blind item on some blog…but you knew who they was tambout) that Halle cannot keep a man cause she is a cold fish under the covers, has problems with intimacy, yadda yadda yadda. Halle claims every man she ever had cheated on her…yeah cause she won’t takin care of ‘em.
Earff to Halle…you fine and all miss lady…but ahhh..menes have NEEDS sis. That is supposedly why Gabe left dat azz…
“He would rather leave than to cheat” (Donnell Jones)
That is also why Eric was getting on with errybody but his WIFE. Then to save face her team turned it around and made HIS azz a sex addict.
KrayZKat says:
Now Halle’s a lesbun? Not buying it, but if she is, oh well.
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I can see that you’re not familiar with the lesbun culture. That’s why I’m here to assist you to recognize them.
@ Sandra, you cant see my pic?
Im actually, white, cuban, italian and indian, but that means im still in the running right??
just
@ this post and comments so far..
FloridaChick813 says:
Im actually, white, cuban, italian and indian, but that means im still in the running right??
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yes you are.
Congrats pretty girl 
SR you can’t have it both ways. Agreeing the Beyonce has a personal assistant but then claiming that Hallie is a lesbun because she’s chilling with her assistant
Please!
MAN,
lmao this news sends u over the moon eh?
Sandra Rose says:
@ kwall:
You can hate on Beyonce if you want to. But it’s pretty low down of you to accuse her of incest. Ewww.
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Fist pounding on desk HILL-LAR-RE-US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you white? You know she only dates outside her race now.
But isn’t Halle Berry biracial (as you like to point out about everybody) So in essence she is not dating outsider her race….
@HIS
“lmao this news sends u over the moon eh?”
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Yes it does!
I’m a lesbian in man’s body.
Point em out point em out!!!!!
This post is beyond funny!! I can’t stop cracking up!!!
OMG!! if Halle is a LES!!! every black woman from her to alaska will be turning over new leafs trying to follow that damn trend!!!!!
CRAZY BACK TO OTHER POST
kwall says:
I HAVE heard (blind item on some blog…but you knew who they was tambout) that Halle cannot keep a man cause she is a cold fish under the covers,
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I can attest to that fact that the prettiest girls are cold fish under the covers. They are extremely boring in the bedroom, lol. They spend more time on their “image” and they think that all they need to do is look good. Then they wonder why their mates cheat on them.
Sandra Rose says:
FloridaChick813 says:
Im actually, white, cuban, italian and indian, but that means im still in the running right??
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yes you are.
Congrats pretty girl 
You get a cookie @Flo
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MAN U A FOOL
@Sandra…now you KNOW I would rather cut off my arm than to accuse Bey-nappy of ANY-T-THING on this blog! I don’t wanna be eaten alive by her faithful (and tad bit delusional lol) stans.
I’m just saying that not ALL personal assistants equal most men’s dreams (lesbianism) Sandra.
#theend
#didnotaccusebenappyofincest
@GGOUCH
“every black woman from her to alaska will be turning over new leafs trying to follow that damn trend!!!!!”
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LET’S HOPE SO!
Not buying it! If Halle was I think she could do alot better!
Not a Hot Couple at All….
How about some Lorna Doone cookies?? They are my favv
@ Man,
Dont you realize if every woman converts to lesbianism, you will never get any cooch???
CivilEngineer says:
I know Halle could pull a badder bish than that
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You’d be surprised. Most pretty lesbuns don’t want chicks who look better than them.
Not all Pretty Women are cold fish in the bedroom!
Dayum this chick Halle with is straight bankrupt in the face tho. :-/
CivilEngineer says:
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My point exactly
@FLORIDA CHICK
“Dont you realize if every woman converts to lesbianism, you will never get any cooch???”
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Au contraire!
See, what would happen is there would be LESS competition from other men and women eventually the numbers of men will decline to the point that the remaining men will have harems to themselves! Like male lions.
This is a REAL sociological theory, you can look it up.
CivilEngineer says:
I know Halle could pull a badder bish than that
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That’s exactly what I was thinking. If she is, I know she can get a better butch queen than this
you need more people
I wish little Kevin from Home Alone would pop in and say..
“halle, ur girlfriend, WOOF!!”
if that is indeed her life partner..btch looks exhausted
@Choco
hey mama!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FLORIDA CHICK
“Dont you realize if every woman converts to lesbianism, you will never get any cooch???”
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Au contraire!
See, what would happen is there would be LESS competition from other men and women eventually the numbers of men will decline to the point that the remaining men will have harems to themselves! Like male lions.
This is a REAL sociological theory, you can look it up.
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But that would still mean that you won’t get Halle
@His
Hey Sexy-how is it?
Why are people sayingshe is dating outside of her race. HER MOM IS WHITE…so she is HALF WHITE…which means she is only half dating out her race…lmao!
His_Mommy623 says:
if that is indeed her life partner..btch looks exhausted
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Like she done been thru some sh*t
Actually I don’t think Halle is looking for looks when it comes to her girlfriend way to much competition but since men are not her same sex then yes they have to fine-What Sandra said makes sense
Sandra Rose says:
CivilEngineer says:
I know Halle could pull a badder bish than that
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You’d be surprised. Most pretty lesbuns don’t want chicks who look better than them.
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REALLY? I am going to have to pay attention to see if that theory is accurate….
@Sandy…it would be hard for Halle to find a woman better looking than her BUT damn she could find something closer than this
@Flo…oh I was gonna give you one of these Pillsbury chocolate chips but I guess….
@AL-AMEERA
“But that would still mean that you won’t get Halle”
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Yeah, but I would get like 10 women to replace her!
I’d like a btch as bad as me
dint know there was a dam change chit i woulda tried to get halle!!! now is she really lesb???
You really are #batshytcrazy (c)VIBABY
I can’t stop laughing @Man! LMAO…..:dead: I can see you just jumping up and down!
Not all Pretty Women are cold fish in the bedroom!
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@choco
Im chylling mama… its hump day!
His_Mommy623 says:
I’d like a btch as bad as me
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It wouldn’t last because you would be overly possessive of her or she would be overly possessive of you.
@FLORIDA CHICK
“You really are
#batshytcrazyGENIUS____________________________________________________________________________
See, I’m just ahead of my time. Do some sociological research. Slowly but surely it’s coming to pass. It prolly won’t happen till my twilight years.
**crossing fingers for reincarnation!**
@Sandra: Lemme know when she is into gay guys because I will be the first in line! We offer the best to the ladies……we got the wood you need and also we have the sensitive best friend side too!
<—-Moscato
@ His
I’d have to have a bish atleast on my level too. I wouldnt want a “stud” or “butch” though, I’d want a Beyonce/OTB type bish
But uhhhhh, I met a real cute stud Monday. If I wouldv’e been able to see the curves, she mightv’e gotten the number.
I wonder if Sanaa Lathan is aware of this???????
Sanaa and Halle would be the most beautiful couple of all time! ….and the most insane.
Lemme know when she is into gay guys because I will be the first in line!
His_Mommy623 says:
if that is indeed her life partner..btch looks exhausted
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Al-Ameera
Like she done been thru some sh*t
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I’m sure she’s putting in work keeping Halle very satisfied, which is hard to do when a woman gets closer to menopause and her sex drive kicks into high gear. That can be very exhausting work.
Kinda looks like a butchier version of Marisa Tomei
His_Mommy623 says:
I’d like a btch as bad as me
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RIGHT…..DAMN….why date down……
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sanaa and Halle would be the most beautiful couple of all time! ….and the most insane.
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I would LOVE to see Halle Berry with a brown skin babe. 
I would even like to see her with Gabriel Union although they wouldn’t last.
Sandra Rose says:
I’m sure she’s putting in work keeping Halle very satisfied, which is hard to do when a woman gets closer to menopause and her sex drive kicks into high gear. That can be very exhausting work.
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@His
Yeah HUMP DAY and I’m so effn tired this week…
I’d like a btch as bad as me
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You better SAY that. I KNOW that heffa in the pic with Ms. Berry wouldn’t get a pass from me.
I can see it now….“Stay your hard azz’d face in the car…I’ll be back!”
@LaTech: I thought the same thing…chick looks like Tomei without the makeup
That would be a very interesting duo…I would love to see a sextape of them 
Pleaze that Bagel pictured with Halle prolly knows Halle’s cooch better than Halle-
HALLE a lesb what is this world coming too???
@LAKER CRAZY
“HALLE a lesb what is this world coming too???”
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A PARADISE!
@flo
I enjoy a femme as well.. altho I have seen 1 stud out here in Vegas that ALMOST made me convert to full lesbanism lol
gawd that mannish heffa….mm mm mm
“That’s how that mess get started”…Katy Redd
Where you been lady???
@Kwall
EVERYTIME u comment I die a little inside…u crack me up lmaoo
@man i know perfect world for u lol i think halle would make a sexy couple with kim k (hate to say it) two pretty bitshes doing it big or gabriel union she is pretty but if she want to be a freek for real jada!!!
Both of the ladies are in their Lesbian gear?
Heeeey FLO
I’ve been lurking and posting sparingly! How have you been hun?
@LAKER CRAZY
” i know perfect world for u lol i think halle would make a sexy couple with kim k (hate to say it) two pretty bitshes doing it big or gabriel union she is pretty but if she want to be a freek for real jada!!!”
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She might as well be with a man before gettin with Jada “Mr. Universe” Smith.
@Flo: Hell I’m serious. Where can you get the best of both worlds with one person! We offer wood and friendship. We can coordinate your clothes, give you the t, and dyck u down!
Halle call me plz! Lemme show you what you missing
Both ladies were dressed in the usual lesbun gear: grey jeans, black leather biker jackets, hoodies and boots.
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Note to self: never wear this!
@Sandra….You wanna see her with Gabby Union??? Why you tryna give Halle a disease?
@Choc
I noticed u have been a tad quiet this week woman!
I sit like this with my bff all the time especially if were both looking at something like a computer screen. Shockingly if there’s only one chair we’ve been known to share it… guess I’m a lesbun, damn Sandra, thanks for pointing that out to me
kwall says:
@Sandra….You wanna see her with Gabby Union??? Why you tryna give Halle a disease?
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You’re right!
@Ohso, everything is good on my end?? And you??? Is the hubby behaving himself so maybe, just maybe he can get that “lucky experience”??
lmao @ mean
ok i see u tryna tap halle’s flat buns!
You right too @Mean
But question. Should a female be able to turn a gay man on??? If your f*cking a female, then are you still gay???
@His
Yeah boo I have a lot on my mind and would love to share but I’m so open and I get so damn tired of folks trying to be my SR therapist when really all I’m doing is venting granted I solicit opinions but you will know when I am and I really appreciate ppls concern but smh girl sometimes I just be like Damn smdh-so I just comment on topic and keep it movin
sandra did you know a site who shall not be named posted your “beyonce has a live fish in her shoe story”
guess they missed the fine print
@choco hey lady how u been?? how was ur looong weekend?
meanNsurly says:
@Flo: Hell I’m serious. Where can you get the best of both worlds with one person! We offer wood and friendship. We can coordinate your clothes, give you the t, and dyck u down!
Halle call me plz! Lemme show you what you missing
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@Choco
aww hope everything works out for you
LadyJustice *\o/* says:
sandra did you know a site who shall not be named posted your “beyonce has a live fish in her shoe story”
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See, I told you! Y’all never listen to your auntie.
@Choco, I completely understand where your coming from hun.
@Flo: That sh/it is still on the back burner. I think the older women get (though i’m still relatively young) the freakier they get…cuz secretly i have been fantasizing about the “lucky experience”…without him being there if you know what i mean!!!
What the hell did I miss? Flo trying to holler at OTB
on the sly 
(scrolling back up)
CivilEngineer says:
I know Halle could pull a badder bish than that
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Al-Ameera says:
That’s exactly what I was thinking. If she is, I know she can get a better butch queen than this
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90 Sandra Rose says:
kwall says:
@Sandra….You wanna see her with Gabby Union??? Why you tryna give Halle a disease?
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You’re right!
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I read this post most times from the botton to the top. I need to stay away from my computer before I disappear in laughter. I lost 20 pounds just laughing at the comments. Please somebody email me a sammich. LOL I am going to soak in the tub and hope I don’t go down with the drain/water with it. LOL. email me some rose pedals also.
@OHSO
“That sh/it is still on the back burner. I think the older women get (though i’m still relatively young) the freakier they get…cuz secretly i have been fantasizing about the “lucky experience”…without him being there if you know what i mean!!!”
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Ms. Everything says:
I sit like this with my bff all the time… damn Sandra, thanks for pointing that out to me
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Do you two dress alike as well? If so, you just might be a lesbun and you don’t know it until your friend turns you out. Just relax and enjoy the experience when it happens.
Halle’s beau has a long torso and a big short bottom area. Ompa Lompa-ish, just like Alicia Keys.
Sandra Rose says:
Ms. Everything says:
I sit like this with my bff all the time… damn Sandra, thanks for pointing that out to me
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Do you two dress alike as well? If so, you just might be a lesbun and you don’t know it until your friend turns you out. Just relax and enjoy the experience when it happens.
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Speaking of LES where the hell you at woman. Heyyyyy if ya lurking
Ahhhhhhh @Osho, atleast im not alone!
But I have the SAME fantasy. He only gets included sometimes, LOL!!!! How old are ya?? If you dont mind me askin!
@Man: well hello to my “cyber crush”…and why yes you may watch…i would say some other things you can do but i heard one time this is a family oriented blog
@FLO LadyJ and Laker
Thanks Ladies
-Laker my weekend was great actually I relaxed a lot and did nothing if I didn’t want to : )
@LadyJ
It will work out just fine I took a break from the love triangle
@FLO
Yeah girl and sometimes ppl write long books on ish stemming from a year ago and I’m reading and thinking like who the hell keeps track of all that so (rollseyes) I like do-gooders but like I said time and place for everything
@Flo: I’m 28. By the way I was thinking about moving…how is the unemployment rate in Florida???
***looks from right to left, behind me, points to self*** Who me?????
Holla’in at OTB on the sly??? NEVERRRRRR!!!!!! 
***mumbles to self*** That dam.n Free always blastin folks out
Sandra Rose says:
Do you two dress alike as well? If so, you just might be a lesbun and you don’t know it until your friend turns you out. Just relax and enjoy the experience when it happens.
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@OHSO
I encourage you to do you – this is a family blog SR family blogs about sex all day errrday
Nothing is new under the sun, its not shocking because people in Hollywood live a different life than us behind the computer. Why is it impossible? Because its Halle? Nope, dont put anything past anyone. This could be the reason why her man left, he couldnt take it anymore.
FloridaChick813 says:
***looks from right to left, behind me, points to self*** Who me????? Holla’in at OTB on the sly??? NEVERRRRRR!!!!!!
***mumbles to self*** That dam.n Free always blastin folks out
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Shaaaw-rrrrry
meanNsurly says:
@Sandra: Lemme know when she is into gay guys because I will be the first in line! We offer the best to the ladies……we got the wood you need and also we have the sensitive best friend side too! <—-Moscato
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Hi Choco
We do talk about sex everyday and I love it!
@ Choco, I feel ya girl. Trust.
@ Ohso, dont move here honey
Its the “right to work” state (whatever that means, but thats what I hear everybody sayin) and our pay rates are LOW
Choco says:
@FLO
Yeah girl and sometimes ppl write long books on ish stemming from a year ago and I’m reading and thinking like who the hell keeps track of all that so (rollseyes) I like do-gooders but like I said time and place for everything
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Hey Choco… I noticed that too. #doyouboo
@MsEverything
threw up at the sight so um yeah no chicks for me
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Threw up at the sight of another cooch-in person??? Im intrigued do share pls
Choco says:
@MsEverything
threw up at the sight so um yeah no chicks for me
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Threw up at the sight of another cooch-in person??? Im intrigued do share pls
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Yes, please share….
I missed alot…gawd
And a sex story coming in 5….4….3….2…..1….
@Free
You know I will do me but some folks tend to get me out of pocket and it’s not that serious
But anyway I’m giving Lover a break as well it’s cool cuz I don’t like being in between two men and ol beau is still around but trying his hardest not to get on my nerves but in my heart I feel it’s DONE and I also feel as though I allowed Lover to be that distraction so I could cut the ties- so I’m good emotionally tired tho—- Lover is trying to pull me in his direction but little do they know my direction has changed all together it’s crazy
@choco so glad u relax this weekend and doyou hun
Ms. Everything says:
@ Sandra, Many many many many moons ago before I learned to just say no to dumb ish, a boyfriend tried to get me to do a lil extra and I threw up at the sight so um yeah no chicks for me
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I think the problem is that A. your man was in the room, and B. the chick had a venereal disease. I would have thrown up too!
@FLO: yeah SC is also…i think it means they can fire you without having to give a reason. It sucks…i just thought Florida would be cool bc of the beaches. Guess the beaches in Charleston will have to do…
@choco really is there another man in the pic or u just taking time tourself
@Maya
We do talk about sex everyday and I love it!
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I find it to be healthy, enlightening and mos def entertaining
@Choco
i know im late bew, but im ur e-homie if u wna chat mama
Yes, threw up at the sight in person. I was 17 and it was the nastiest thing I’d ever seen and I hurled and ran. Killed the mood for everybody else, and broke up with my boyfriend shortly thereafter. Now I’m older have seen more than my share cause I had an ex with a porn addiction and the up close shots still turn my stomach
@Laker
Yeah there was another man in the pic the lover and the ol beau but now I’m taking time out for me I will still date but you know how men are and Lover was trying to put cooch on lock-NOPE, NADA, NOT! Been there done that so I’m like I’m a Free Agent
We’re women, its our perogative to change our minds
@His
I gotchu boo read comment 133….and let me know your thoughts thx
@ Choco
I feel you that why when I see an argument coming I cut that ish off short. If it’s coming from someone I enjoy chatting with then I know definitely there was some miscommunication in between. The cat fights are draining and pointless. What matters is what REALLY is going on in our real lives, not what’s protrayed here.
In regards to your dudes, it’s like that sometimes. Sounds like you just need to be alone for a while and enjoy yourself without any distractions. I’ve done that and it’s so refreshing.
@ Ohso, we do have some nice beaches, but honestly, when you live here, you rarely even visit them. Honestly, its too dam.n hot, and that hot as.s beach water is NOT refreshing!
@Ms. Everything
those must have been some sad looking snatchs grl…lol
@Sandra
but no she didn’t, she was clean, I just think they look gross so I know I couldn’t go there, I’m not a prude, I just don’t speak on my sex life like that but I don’t even like to look at myself like that. I can see a pretty woman and compliment but I have zero sexual desire towards them.
@Choco
I honestly think u need to clear them out and get into yourself…I know THAT situation first hand…either u stay trapped or free yourself and its soooooo much better to clear ur own head before u even attempt to figure whats what with the men..do whats best for u mama
Hello All. Damn, what can I say that won’t offend somebody? NOTHING! Yellowstone will surely blow and soon! Peace.
LOL@Ms
Well 17 imo is a lil young to have a threesome but damn you threw up on the girl or watching girl on girl action that is sooo intriguing to me for some reason-prolly becuz I’ve had a threesome and wasn’t into it but it didn’t make me wanna earl I just knew that wasn’t for me
@FLO
I concur 100% and I’m really using my freedom of choice
@choco well honey u do u if time to urself is what u need take it u dont want to lose urself
inthe middle of these men i did it once and it was an ugly place to be trying to handle two men but at the same time feeling like i dont know myself too bussy trying to make errbody else happy….NO lover did not want to put the cat on lock tell him dont play u do that it becomes a tiger and might bight the chit out that di**
@Ms. Everything “I can see a pretty woman and compliment but I have zero sexual desire towards them.”
Mean…
Im so bored!! what u doing? lol
What matters is what REALLY is going on in our real lives, not what’s protrayed here.
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Truer words have never been spoken and I find myself scratching my head like for real this is a BLOG PEOPLE
But you and His are right that’s why I was like I’m backing off of this for a while even my horoscope was like you will meet someone who be lighthearted and make you laugh you need this type of relationship right now as anything heavy you would not be able to cope with- And I’ve had downtime before and I love it also I’m turnign 40 perhaps this is all in good timing
Im bored as well
@Choco
EXACTLY….fck drama!
@Laker
Girl I know the power of good p u s s y and some men turn Rabid over that so I’m backing him off before he gets used to it-I just don’t like this slick ish trying to plant your flag ummmm NO!
*sighs* But if she is boring in bed, her supposed new lesbian lover will probably cheat on Halle leave her too. Right?
Choco, way too young, maybe it traumatized me cause I get queasy thinking about it, and yes I threw up right there, they were so mad at me, lol. They are definetly not for me either
Oh and to whoever asked why they’re dressed like that when its hot.. its cold in LA right now.. well in the morning and at night its cool enough for jackets and then it burning up for a few hours in the afternoon
@His
He didn’t come with drama but my ol beau did and for some odd reason I put them both in the same boat-I just need to do something different tho Lover’s instrument was so DAMN huge I might miss that – oh well I’m smart enuf not to burn any bridges
Mamacita says:
@Ms. Everything “I can see a pretty woman and compliment but I have zero sexual desire towards them.”
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You took the words right outta my mouf
@His: Nothing at all. I’m so bored yall! I need some gossip or something.
**paging Sandra…..plz put up an interesting new post that filled with a lot of tea and gossip**
@ Choco
I am completely for taking time for yourself! I did it! When I got horny I pulled out my rabbit or my dildo I affectionately named Russell The Love Muscle. lol
@Ms
that is so damn funny to me I can imagine how the other person felt OMG girl that story is a good one When MENAJ Goes Terribly Wrong 
@Maya
In my 30 I used to pleasure myself now approaching 40 I refuse to go without REAL DEAL- seriously I was on serious sex hiatus for like 5-6 years when i got it on a regular I vowed to never go without again-So I have to make sure I’m nice to one of them
When I got horny I pulled out my rabbit or my dildo I affectionately named Russell The Love Muscle. lol
My toy is named “Bridgette the bullet” – IDK why, but I love that bish
I am TRULY enjoying this convo!!!
#thatisall
#carryon
LOL@DarkChild
Well join the convo then??? Gots to speed this afternoon up
Choco says:
@His
He didn’t come with drama but my ol beau did and for some odd reason I put them both in the same boat-I just need to do something different tho Lover’s instrument was so DAMN huge I might miss that – oh well I’m smart enuf not to burn any bridges
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Even when they are HUGE you get used to it. When you are into someone that makes the s e x good. S E X really is over rated, it’s all in our emotions.
@ Choco
I understand. I think at that time I was so over men that I didn’t even want them sexually.
@ Flo
I love mine too! I got Russell on Bourbon street at a sex toy place. This flamming gay guy helped me pick him out since it was my first toy
#CarryOn
I didn’t realize we needed permission for this-WOOOOOWWWWWW! SMDH
I find that the older I get the hornier I become. Is that normal? Like my sex drive is very high and still I find ways to “pleasure” myself. I enjoy the act of sex but I enjoy “me-time” too!
@Maya
That’s how I was on my hiatus
@Free
Yeah girl but sometime I like have unattached sex like I’m like to have feelings for you attraction, chemistry all that but he was hitting that ish o so right – but like you said sex is overated…so I will mos def overcome
Lol at Mean
When you are into someone that makes the s e x good. S E X really is over rated, it’s all in our emotions.
My favorite is the bullett. My BFF bought me this huge dildo, but I just cant find myself to use it
@Mean
For females it’s very true I swear with my ol beau I used to be in bed all day Saturday screwing eating sleeping and watching TV and I was getting pounded out all day and had no problem with it
@ Mean
I’ve noticed that too. I get it on the regular and I still pleasure myself. I think abuot sex all the time, even in church
I know I’m going to hell with gasoline thongs on!
bought me this huge dildo, but I just cant find myself to use it
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Perfect remedy for that get a girl to use it on you- she doesn’t have to strap on but have her f u with it-don’t let all that go to waste : )
@Mean, I completely feel you!!!!! 100%!!!!!!!!!!! And I also enjoy “me” time, just about everyday, 2-3 times a day
Sometimes I feel like I need somebody to grab be by both shoulders and shake me while yelling “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!”
FloridaChick813 says:
When you are into someone that makes the s e x good. S E X really is over rated, it’s all in our emotions.
that sh.it. Especially for us women. Bish be ready to say “I looovveeeeeeee you” but instead she says “I looovvveeeeee that d*ck”
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Yup! I will NOT unless that’s how I am really feeling
But when I am in love and making love not all the pound game stuff…that same time climax is priceless. That’s the best s e x for me.
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Choco says:
@His
He didn’t come with drama but my ol beau did and for some odd reason I put them both in the same boat-I just need to do something different tho Lover’s instrument was so DAMN huge I might miss that – oh well I’m smart enuf not to burn any bridges
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Even when they are HUGE you get used to it. When you are into someone that makes the s e x good. S E X really is over rated, it’s all in our emotions.
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I had to come out of lurking to
1000%
@ Flo
My bff got me the G-spot Tingler. I use that thing so often! lol
get a girl to use it on you- she doesn’t have to strap on but have her f u with it-don’t let all that go to waste : )
Ohhhh my!!!!! That made me blush
Is HB gay? She crazy she probably beat the sh!t out of the girl for reminding her how cute GA is and how she misses him.
#thatsalligotineedsomehelp
@Flo
you know you like the way that ish sounds I had it done and I was relieved- and was like thank you and Bye Bye!
Blush or Gush
We are >>>Here<<< Just something about them lookin in your eyes, while both of you hold on tight and climax…. (sigh) “sooooo many memories, so so many memories”
I thought I got to “know myself” more than others, guess not lmao
@ Maya
WOW, I never heard of that one before, but I think I want to test it out. Does it make you squirt by chance?????
hmmm G spot tingler
meanNsurly says:
I find that the older I get the hornier I become. Is that normal? Like my sex drive is very high and still I find ways to “pleasure” myself. I enjoy the act of sex but I enjoy “me-time” too!
————————————————————————-Yes that is normal. I’m with you. Sometimes I don’t want the cuddling and stuff. Just wanna get the pressure off and go about my business. lol
@ Flo
It’s designed to make you squirt but I’ve never done it. I learned on here that when you are about to squirt you get this sensation like you have to pee. I have felt that sensation but got scared and stopped.
FloridaChick813 says:
@Free
We are >>>Here<<< Just something about them lookin in your eyes, while both of you hold on tight and climax…. (sigh) “sooooo many memories, so so many memories”
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I was dazed when I was typing it. I love my husband
@ Flo
There’s OTB
@Maya
Don’t stop let it flow Chile you will swear you have found the Fountain of Youth or something such a REVELATION!
Has anyone ever been to a swinger party? Besides the one I accidentally stumbled into I’ve never been to one. I’d look to go to watch. #dontjudgeme
@ Choco
Ok, I will let go and let flow!
@Maya
No I have not and while I’m a voyeur I think a Swingers Party would make me sick I have germ phobia
if thats how Halle is gettin down then more power to her! BUT surely she could do better than THIS chick, no?????
Candi
(whispers softly) Is everything okay
Maybe this explains the clothes Halle has been sportin lately. I know she is trying to go causual but she is looking rather tomboyish. On one site the woman has both legs on the back of Halle’s chair and let’s just say I hope she is smelling good all over because she was too close for comfort. Hopefully Halle is just taking some time to be single and not rush into another relationship. She should just date causally for awhile.
I have never been to a swinger’s party and I dont think I could.
Well, maybe as a fly on the wall…
Whats good @Candi? I didnt read the comments so maybe I missed it…You know we nosey…
@ OTB
Yea, I want to be the fly on the wall. I wouldn’t participate because I’m terrified of diseases!
Wow. I come back from lunch and Halle is rumored to be a lesbun. I don’t believe it.
Sidenote: The world still consists of over a billion straight/hetero people like myself who have no desires for the same-sex.
Sidenote: The world still consists of over a billion straight/hetero people like myself who have no desires for the same-sex.
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Oh okay
are we talking about swingers party has anybody actually been to one??? i havent wouldnt try it either
OutsidetheBox says:
I have never been to a swinger’s party and I dont think I could. Well, maybe as a fly on the wall…
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exacly i wouldnt want to be part of the action but i watch
I have never been to a swingers party but I would go possibly……
Although I strongly doubt it…I SOOOOOOO HOPE HALLE IS LESBUN…that would be huge for “our” people! America’s Sweetheart = Carpet Muncher…I LOVE IT…keep me posted Aunt Sandy…this is the best news yet!
I just thought I would have my picket signs stored for the great riot that broke out in the Halle post. I purchased one from the corner. Picked one for all sides, thought it would become a monumental moment. Cause yall started talking about #hoeshyt
Thought I quietly stuck them in the closet while seated hands folded in the corner.
@LES HEY BEUTIFULL WERE U BEEN?
@Candi
Hoeshyt gets lots of love in SR
That watching stuff i would love…like i would pay to watch two people have sex in front of me…like watching porn in 3D or something
it would be the perfect stimulation for “me time”
Only in your dreams Sandra Rose. Only in your dreams. You think she’d go from that fine ass white boy to an ugly ass woman? Yeah mmmkay.
One a side note why do celebs go to places like kinkos? With all the technology they have today why not buy a nice printer/copier combo thingy and put it in your mansion?
I was hoping this thread had turned into a lickfest by now! Come on ladies, let’s discuss those desires you have! We know they are there!
meanNsurly says:
Mamacita says:
@Ms. Everything “I can see a pretty woman and compliment but I have zero sexual desire towards them.”
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You took the words right outta my mouf
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U ARE TOO MUCH
meanNsurly says:
I have never been to a swingers party but I would go possibly……
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I WENT TO THE CLUB BUT NOT A PARTY
@Laker…hey lady…I’ve been working like a South Carolina slave, thats all!
Are you white? She only dates outside her race?
LMAO I guess you forgot her mother was a white woman. It doesn’t matter what she CLAIMS regarding race she is still half white.
@Man
With comments like that…I see why I missed you so! LOL
Welp, you already know I desire the “P”…no news here!
@LES AINT MAD AT U GET UR MONEY!! TUESDAY THEY REALLY HAD ME WORKING ALL DAM DAY PEOPLE COME FROM A LOOONG WEEKEND AND THE DAM MANAGER JUST FINDING SOMTHING FOR A BISH TO DO LOL
@ les
I need an appt for my hair
@LESBIN LUV
“With comments like that…I see why I missed you so! LOL
Welp, you already know I desire the “P”…no news here!”
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I was ABOUT to “cosign” and chit but lemme make sure that the “P” you are referencing is for “puzzy”
and NOT “penis” 
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@Maya, I never have before eithr (squirted) but im highly interested in doing so
So Im off to google 
to find out where I can purchase a G-spot tingler
@Man
You know what my “P” stands for…no question…I have the other kind of “P” at home but he only comes out when we have special guests over!
@Free
I’m prety much open…let me know what works bes for you boo! LOL
@Flo…
My b-day is in 9 days…order me one too!
Free, you rocks the short cut too??
@FLO
G spot tingler-use your index finger
@Choco, but arent you supposed to make the “come here” signal while doin that??? How the h3ll im supposed to do that??? :/
@ FLO…HONEY I RESEARCHED SQUIRTING A WHILE BACK CAUSE I SWEAR I WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO IT. THEY SAY YOU NEED TO RELEASE UR BLADDER BEFORE BECAUSE ONCE U GET THE STIMULATION THERE U WILL HAVE THE SENSATION TO PEE AND MOST WOMEN OUR REACTION WILL BE TO SQUEEZE (USING UR KEIGEL EXERCISE)BUT IT COULD BE THE ACTUALLY SQUIRT BUT WE STOPPED IT…THEY ALSO SAY THAT IF YOUR MATE INSERTS HIS TWO FINGER (UPWARD) IN THE POCKET AND MAKE A HOOK HE WILL FEEL UR G-SPOT. @ THAT TIME HE NEEDS TO MASSAGE IT TILL IT SWELLS AND UNTIL U RELEASE WHICH SHOULD BE IN A SQUIRTING MANNER.
Girl I’ve done research too!!! H3ll I even bought a book && my mama found it while she was helping me move last year
But he does everything right. H3ll, he’s had women squirt for him before, so he thinks he’s doing something “wrong” with me. But I just dont think im comfortable enough to “let go”. Its like I can “almost” feel it about to happen, but then the feeling gets sooooo strong, I just want it to stop 
Anyway, Im guessing you havent achieved it yet???
@FLO
Girl just stimulate your c l i t it doesn’t matter what motion get in your groove and keep at it-Squiriting is AWESOME if me and my ol beau were partying girl he would beat up all night and I would still masturbate to squirt and would fall right to sleep
@LES
MY B-DAY IS IN 10 DAYS
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Free, bish STAY tryna get that hair done!
Free, you rocks the short cut too
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NOPE BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING…I TELL MY DUDE I HAVE TO PEE LET ME UP AND HE WILL SAY NO AND WHEN I TRY TO LET GO I INSTANTLY SQUEEZE HARDER THAN BEFORE. MY DUDE IS NASTY BECAUSE HE BE LIKE BABY JUST GO AHEAD AND JUST LET IT GO, BUT I CANT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY.
All the stimulation to my cl.it in the world wont matter. Trust, you talkin to somebody who plays 2-3 times a day sometimes
And ****oral stimulation is what I prefer to nutt, but its never ever made me squirt.
@CHOCO…IM JEALOUS….I HEARD ITS A SENSATION LIKE NEVER BEFORE
MY DUDE IS NASTY BECAUSE HE BE LIKE BABY JUST GO AHEAD AND JUST LET IT GO,
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Happy early Bday to Les and Laker
Guess we gonna be partying in this bish
@Thick
Girl it is my beau use to be like damn that ish so sooooo wet
I WILL SPIKE THE PUNCH
@FLO
Maybe you need to stop masturbating throughout the day the lil man in the boat prolly all worked out-You better SQUIRT before you leave this earth
Happy Birthday Gemini’s
@CHOCO…U MAKING ME EVEN MORE JEALOUS…I SWEAR I WANT TO SQUIRT SO BAD AND MY DUDE KNOWS MY SPOT SO HE CAN MAKE ME CUM BACK TO BACK BUT DAMNIT JUST CANT SQUIRT.
@FLO THANKS HUN WE ARE GOING TO PARTY BISH LIKE I NEVER PARTY BEFORE EVEN MY MAMA IS GOING TO PARTY SHE SAID 23 YEARS AGO I WAS IN LABOR WITH UR BIG ASS HEAD AND 1 YEAR AGO U WERE I LABOR WITH FAT MOMMA SO HELL YEAH WE GONNA PARTY ALL WEEKEND
I know thats right @Free
My friend talked about cuttin hers off for years and I kept sayin “you know thats high maintenence right?” And she was all like “yea yea, I can do it” – Long story short, I went to her house on Friday and the bish had on a durag
Told that bish to stick with the sew ins, cause I KNEW she wouldnt even able to afford to keep up the short dou.
And arent they cancers??? Not gemini’s??????
FloridaChick813 says:
I know thats right @Free
My friend talked about cuttin hers off for years and I kept sayin “you know thats high maintenence right?” And she was all like “yea yea, I can do it” – Long story short, I went to her house on Friday and the bish had on a durag Told that bish to stick with the sew ins, cause I KNEW she wouldnt even able to afford to keep up the short dou
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No ma’am, the head must be right at ALL times! No exceptions. Even if you have to bump it yourself
SHORT HAIR IS VERY EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN…I THINK THATS WHY I HAVENT CROSSED THAT LINE AGAIN, EVERY WEEKEND IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR (WELL I WAS) PLUS MY DUDE DONT WANT ME TO CUT IT. SAYS HE DOESNT F*CK DUDES (BASTARD).
@Thick
Girl I make myself squirt my beau can do it if we having that marathon round that goes and goes but that’s normally round 3 he can feel my whole body fall limp on him he will be so mad cuz whether he finished or not I will roll over and fall asleep that ish is like sleeping pills
Well, @Ms Thickness, your certainly making me feel better. Atleast im not the only one. LOL
@CHOCO WE ARE CANCERS LOL WELL IM OUT HAVE A DR.APPOINTMENT FOR LIL MAMA YALL HAVE A BLESS DAY
My Bad Happy Birthday Cancers
@FLO
Yeah girl don’t do it for a while you will squirt it takes like 10-15 min of c l i t play
Ms. Thickness says:
SHORT HAIR IS VERY EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN…I THINK THATS WHY I HAVENT CROSSED THAT LINE AGAIN, EVERY WEEKEND IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR (WELL I WAS) PLUS MY DUDE DONT WANT ME TO CUT IT. SAYS HE DOESNT F*CK DUDES (BASTARD).
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He needs to cut it out
Have a good one Laker
@Free, I hear ya! But she just dont listen!
LOVE ALL MY FELLOW JULY PEOPLE
I cut mine recently to a bob and my dude complains cause he dont have much to grip
LOL
BYE LAKER!!!!!!
@Thick
Girl I make myself squirt my beau can do it if we having that marathon round that goes and goes but that’s normally round 3 he can feel my whole body fall limp on him he will be so mad cuz whether he finished or not I will roll over and fall asleep that ish is like sleeping pills
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F*CK IT IM GONNA GET A PIRATES HOOK (MINUS THE POINTY PART) AND GO TO WORK ON THAT G-SPOT UNTIL I SPRING A LEAK.
@Choco, so you squirt just off **** play??????
Ms. Thickness says:
SHORT HAIR IS VERY EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN…I THINK THATS WHY I HAVENT CROSSED THAT LINE AGAIN, EVERY WEEKEND IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR (WELL I WAS) PLUS MY DUDE DONT WANT ME TO CUT IT. SAYS HE DOESNT F*CK DUDES (BASTARD).
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Tell your dude to do better! How does short hair make you a man? Him and Sandra must be smoking the same thing.
MY DUDE IS JAMAICAN AND HIS HAIR IT TO THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK…I BRAID IT EVERY MONTH SO WHEN HE SAY I AM GONNA LOOK LIKE I DUDE I TELL HIM HE IS A B!TCH WITH ALL THAT LONG HAIR.
@FLO
Yes I’m make myself squirt before my beau did and when he makes me squirt he loves it
@Thick
I don’t use a toy but I’m certain that should be able to get you there I play with myself in front of him
FloridaChick813 says:
I cut mine recently to a bob and my dude complains cause he dont have much to grip
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If he keeps that up you won’t have any hair left by the time you’re 40.
Okay Yall Off TOPIC
I have a girlfriend who lives in BMORE she’s in her mid twenties so she decided to do eharmony and met a white guy at first she wasn’t feeling him but 3 months later she is still happy and dating him I’ve often played with the idea of dating outside my race what do you ladies think- I asked her about size and she saids he average but digs in like she like it
If he keeps that up you won’t have any hair left by the time you’re 40.
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That is true just be careful as you age your hair thins but I take folic acid for that
FloridaChick813 says:
@Maya, I never have before eithr (squirted) but im highly interested in doing so So Im off to google to find out where I can purchase a G-spot tingler
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I hope you ladies know that only lesbuns squirt
@Choco,
I just do. Nothing wrong with a nice looking white man though.
I personally dont have anything against any race. I’ve dated all kinds, but I prefer black. IDK why
@flo
sometimes…when I feel like walking on the wild side…i’ll take a lil punishment! LLS
@Laker
OOHHHHHHHH…we gon have to have a cyber-celebration bishes!
CCAANNNNNNCCCCEERRRSSSSS
Sandra says:
I hope you ladies know that only lesbuns squirt
Pahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
You would say that!!! On Topic though, have you ever… ahem… clears throat… squirted???
I’m interested in dating outside of the race.
My 1st BF was a white dude. I was #batshytcrazy bout him too. LOL
@Flo
Are you white or Latina?
@OTB, really??? For some reason I dont picture a white guy for you. Maybe cause in my head, Jeezy is your dude
Les, thats a good dam.n question
My pops is Cuban and Italian. My mom is Indian and white. Literally, my dads dad is Cuban, his mom is italian. My moms mom is Indian and her dad is white(well german really, but I guess thats white) LOL
WHAT IN THEEE HAIL?!?!?!?!?!
and I know for a fact lesbuns are the only ones who squirt!
LMFAO wth i been MIA all day and i come back and ya’ll talkin bout squirtin!!
hey flo
@Sandra
So wrong about that squirting comment you are crazy
@OTB and FLO
Well I’m def open to it so we will see…
and I know for a fact lesbuns are the only ones who squirt!
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Care to elaborate???
@Brown, really?? how you know ONLY lesbuns squirt??? ***side eye*** You hiding something from me???
Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Kimi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTE CUTE CUTE KID!!!!!!!!!
Can ya’ll see my new gravie?
@Choco
You beat me to that one…do tell BBRROOWWNNNIIIEEEE…
Yeah we see it White Chick!
@flo yep i see it! thats my niecey poo! shes down here with me and hubby till sunday
@flo i see ya on the beach lookin cute girl
I was raised around YTs for the longest. When we moved to the A, it was a culture shock
See’s toooo cute @Kimi
Hey, did you ever meet up with your dad???
Oh damn I meant AREN’T the only ones!
Freudian slip?
Hmph sideye at Brown that was no typo Lady
@Kimi your niece is adorable
I’m gonna have to ride with Sandra on this one. Something’s wrong with a woman that pretty that can’t keep a man – she’s likely confused about what she wants.
I was just talking to my co-worker about ‘her new boo’ very simliar situation – kids involved and everything.
OTB – I thought you lived in Dallas!
simple mistake cuz i couldn’t live without the peen!
Thanks Kimi
@OTB, okay you def. had me fooled cause I wouldv’e NEVER thought about you being with a white girl
U sure your not a scorpio??? Cause as soon as you “think” you figured a scorpio out, they change sh.it up on you
put the popcorn away Man!
U LOOK LIKE U LOST SOME OF HOOD WIT THE SHORT CUT FLO…LOL..BUT I LOVE BOBS ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DOMINICANS CUT IT AND LAYER IT. OR WHEN MY CUZ CUT MY SEW IN WITH THE RAZOR BLADE…LOL
Oh damn I meant AREN’T the only ones!
I thought thats what you meant, and
on not being able to live without the peen.
@READ THE BLOG
“I was just talking to my co-worker about ‘her new boo’ very simliar situation – kids involved and everything.”
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ELABORATE!
@LESBIN
What kind of girls ‘are your type?’ Don’t be trying to sidestep the question either!
@ LesBinLuv:
Every heterosexual woman in here knows that they have never squirted in their lives, unless they hooked up wit a lesbun. Please tell them why.
CANT LIVE WITHOUT PEEN BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN HOT SAUCE SURE CAN SPICE UP A MEAL.
No in and from FL @Read *waves*
I have never been to Dallas…Houston, Brownsville.. No Dallas though.
When I cut this sh.it off, first thing my boo said “you look like a whitegirl”
But imma tell you just like I told him “dont let this look fool you” 
LOL
Wow i came back to a zoo…sooooo my sweetie does the g spot thing and i dont think i’m patient enough for it. I want quick successive (sp) nuts ya know??? I guess i’m impatient when it comes to busting em, its that fast food mentality i guess
@Sandra
You need to stop I’m open sexually but I would not call myself a lesbian and I have made myself Squirt wanna see it here it goes
@LESBIN
What kind of girls ‘are your type?’ Don’t be trying to sidestep the question either!
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thanks choco
@flo yeah i did…it was very liberating to let out what needed to be said and to let the past be the past
And real talk, I’m like @Man with my bias for YTs
#preferences
LMAO @ Choco
And yall need to stop this “only lesbians can make you squirt” cuz dam.mit its only making my curiosity worse CLAWD HAMMERCY
Sandra Rose says:
@ LesBinLuv:
Every heterosexual woman in here knows that they have never squirted in their lives, unless they hooked up wit a lesbun. Please tell them why.
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Sandra, how about you tell us
@FLO…IM RUNNING FOR COVER…THIS CHICA THAT WORKS WITH ME HAD HER CUT IN A BOB AND SHE ASKED ME TO TAKE HER OUT. SO ME AND BESTIE TOOK HER CLUBBIN AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT DAMN WHITE GIRL COULD WINE BETTER THAN A JAMAICAN B!TCH. THE DJ WENT CRAZY WHEN HE SAW THAT SH!T AND YOU COULDNT MISS HER SINCE SHE WAS THE ONLY WHITE GIRL THERE. LOL
LOL @ Ohso and the fast food mentallity. I can just picture her lookin down at the boy and yelling “hurry up already, damm.it man”
Sandra jealous that she no longer holds the key to the ULTIMATE CLIMATIC EXPERIENCE! (LOUD DEEP VOICE)
Man, I just don’t care™ , there are no gory details
but she’s a woman who couldn’t seem to keep a guy, either.
So she got herself a girl. Now she’s wearing rainbows all the time, and she’s not the usual hood rat she used to be.
I guess ole girl put them magic ‘fangas’ on her!
@Man
I like big butts and I cannot lie…sike naw…but I’m forreal…I like femenine thick women, but not too thick, i just love thighs and behinds…must ooooz sex appeal and be able to hold a decent conversation…like if I say “that problem is miniscule, we have bigger fish to fry”…she’ll miniscule means small!
ohso says:
And yall need to stop this “only lesbians can make you squirt” cuz dam.mit its only making my curiosity worse CLAWD HAMMERCY
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@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“Nope. BUT I’m on the cusp of two signs…hence my outside of the box personality and way of thinking.
And real talk, I’m like @Man with my bias for YTs
#preferences
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¿¿¿¿ DA HELL ????
Outside of:
Kim K.
Amber Rose
Meagan Fox
and maybe a handful of others I am NOT attracted to yt women. they gotta be hella bad.
Type?
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Sandra, he doesnt pull that hard, sheesh!!! LOL
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If you know how hard he’s pulling your hair it means he’s not hitting that spot right.
AND YOU COULDNT MISS HER SINCE SHE WAS THE ONLY WHITE GIRL THERE. LOL
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Cute story that ish is always kool!
@Kimi, glad to hear it boo! Im still waiting on the day I meet my “real” father again
Not really though
No no no!
Right Bad YTs. LOL But I meant preferences…
It’s kinda early for all this ‘Sandra Rose After Dark’ talk, eh?
Damn I didn’t know Man is in love with White Girls learn something new everyday @Man how’s that working out for ya?
ohso says:
And yall need to stop this “only lesbians can make you squirt” cuz dam.mit its only making my curiosity worse CLAWD HAMMERCY
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But you know it’s true.
@READ THE BLOG
“there are no gory details but she’s a woman who couldn’t seem to keep a guy, either.
So she got herself a girl. Now she’s wearing rainbows all the time, and she’s not the usual hood rat she used to be.
I guess ole girl put them magic ‘fangas’ on her!”
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Perfectly normal. See, when a woman be cuttin up like that, it’s cause she really feenin for some puzzy just as bad as her man.
Sometimes SHE might not even realize it tho.
It’s kinda early for all this ‘Sandra Rose After Dark’ talk, eh
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NOPE we are good how about you?
Soooooo Aunt Sandy has asked me to school yall as to why you can’t squirt…AND THAT’S BECUZ YOU HAVENT BEEN LICKED BY ME…OR HAD YOUR POOPOO RUBBED BY ANOTHER POOPOO…GUARANTEED TO SQUIRT…TRUST ME!
Choco says:
Sandra jealous that she no longer holds the key to the ULTIMATE CLIMATIC EXPERIENCE!
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If you only knew!
she’ll miniscule means small!
Good Luck with that 
I kid I kid
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@LESBIN LUV
“I like big butts and I cannot lie…sike naw…but I’m forreal…I like femenine thick women, but not too thick, i just love thighs and behinds…must ooooz sex appeal and be able to hold a decent conversation…like if I say “that problem is miniscule, we have bigger fish to fry”…she’ll miniscule means small!”
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You turned me from “stainless steel” to “wet noodle” talkin bout “decent conversation” and all that chit.
Please keep the descriptions to the “physical” features. Next thing you know you’ll be talkin bout “love” and bullchit like that.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
@LES
DAMN *WIPES DROOL FROM LIP*
@Sandra
No time like the present what do I need to know you talk a good game but you now what they saaaaayyyyyy
Sandra Rose says:
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Sandra, he doesnt pull that hard, sheesh!!! LOL
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If you know how hard he’s pulling your hair it means he’s not hitting that spot right.
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@flo if it wasnt for my auntie (his sis) it prolly would of never happened. i am more at peace now that i saw him though. he wanted to talk about the past and shhhh and i had to tell him we gon let the past be the past and we can either build something now or move on with our lives.
@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“Right Bad YTs. LOL But I meant preferences…”
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My only “prefernce” is for them NOT to be:
Ugly
Fat
Manish looking
**I will add too old or young**
WHAT does YT mean?
Les and Sandra are TRIPPINNNNNNNN
Yall the ones who haven’t squirted
POOPOO? LOL @LesBinLuv girl stop, we are all grown ups in here, even thoughwe don’t act like it
It’s ‘VAGINA’
VAH-GIIIIIIII-NAAAAAAAHHHHHH
“HAD YOUR POOPOO RUBBED BY ANOTHER POOPOO…”-Lesbin Luv
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ARE WE TALKIN BOUT SOME TRIBBIN IN HERE?
@ LES
WHITEY
FloridaChick813 says:
Sandra Rose says:
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Sandra, he doesnt pull that hard, sheesh!!! LOL
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If you know how hard he’s pulling your hair it means he’s not hitting that spot right.
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Hush auntie, you wouldnt know good peen if it jumped up and slapped you in the forehead
flo you are crazy LMAO
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WHAT does YT mean
rofl: what an oxymoron you said they have to understand miniscule means small well you better understand YT means whitey 
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Say it aint so @Les
Not sure how you feel about “white girls” – but call me 1-800-Needs-2-Squirt
@ LES
ohso says:
Wow i came back to a zoo…sooooo my sweetie does the g spot thing and i dont think i’m patient enough for it.
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Men are impatient by Nature. Most of them are on that 3-minute clock. That’s why a lesbun has to do it for you.
@Man
Oh Shut up…I forgot I was talking to a man…I don’t really go for too tall chicks so I’ll cap at 5’9 or so…but she must have a walk to die for and eyes that talk to me!
Sandra I have done it plenty of times and I love then peen so there goes your theory! Do u need video?????
we can either build something now or move on with our lives.
Sandra stay bashing OHSO said she is impatient
COME ON SANDRA SHOW US WHAT U GOT
Warrriiioooorrs come out and plaaaayyyyyay
I thought it stood for Young Thang or some shat…I guess I forgot to say I’m somewhat of a Valley Girl at times
WHAT does YT mean?
Ya’ll treat me sooo wrong
LOL
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Sandra I have done it plenty of times and I love then peen so there goes your theory! Do u need video?????
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Yes, please send a video. Strictly for educational purposes only, of course.
@LESBIN LUV
“Oh Shut up…I forgot I was talking to a man…I don’t really go for too tall chicks so I’ll cap at 5?9 or so…but she must have a walk to die for and eyes that talk to me!”
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Don’t feel bad. I’m a lesbian in a man’s body.
I agree with you tho, I can’t fugg wit them amazon “Lise Leslie” type hoes.
Oh, and you right. Sometimes a chick will have that “I-got-the-good-puzz-and-know-it” strut and make her look good even if she ain’t the best lookin chick out there.
**practice your strut ladies, practice your strut**
***raises hand @Brown***
I need a video
LesBinLuv says:
…but she must have a walk to die for and eyes that talk to me!
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When you get older you will lower your standards. With age comes wisdom and the knowledge that if her eyes are talking to you, they’re talking to everyone else too.
I aint practicing ish my cougar azz got men of all ages coming after me – and I’ve already been told about my walk most say I switch I say I walk slu foot
BROWN SEND IT TO ME TOO..LET ME KNOW WHEN U NEED THE ADDRESS.
@flo yep!! life would be so much easier to either start new or L.I.G lol
@flo
I loooovvveeee white girls….I want my next girl to be white
@ FLO LIG it
thats my movie
With age comes wisdom
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Agreed my preference is still changing in men now I want a 50 y o sexy distinguished gentlemen hope that last I have a penchant for bad boys (so-called)
Choco says:
Sandra stay bashing OHSO said she is impatient
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I did not say OHSO is impatient. I sad men are impatient. Ohso is not a man.
@Sandra
I’m pushing 30 and have plenty of experience…and enough to know that all eyes talk…but not to me…believe you me, those eyes that talk to me…wouldnt dare talk to someone else in same context!
LOL@Thick
I gave yall play by play instructions you betta werk bish!
Say it aint so @Les
Not sure how you feel about “white girls” – but call me 1-800-Needs-2-Squirt
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Dang, is everyone wearing short hair right now? Y’all heffas got me wanting to cut my mane off!
I am all about aura
But I will pay attn to something slightly thicker and waving a foolish amount of hair…..
And pretty faces are par for the course.
#shallow
@Sandra
I know you said men are but OHSO said she is one who is impatient not letting him get her there
Sandra Rose says:
If you know how hard he’s pulling your hair it means he’s not hitting that spot right.
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FloridaChick813 says:
Hush auntie, you wouldnt know good peen if it jumped up and slapped you in the forehead
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True.
@LES BIN LUV
“I loooovvveeee white girls….I want my next girl to be white”
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Overrated. Now one of those arabian type chicks!
Funny ya’ll mention the “walk” – I had a guy approach me one time. Said he never been interested in white women before, but my as.s and walk had him mesmerized. I pretended to be anoid with him, cause I wasnt sure if he was just gaming me or not, but secretly, I was like
“yea bish” LOL
@Les and OTB
Why do you both fancy white girls? Just askin is it that they are more open to sexual experiences please share : )
@Man
Maybe you’re right…or Armanian even…Kim K-ish!
But I will pay attn to something slightly thicker and waving a foolish amount of hair…..
@ Flo
Cute gravi but for some reason it looks like you have no teeth?
@Choco
Never had one before and just interested in trying anything that has ever peaked my curiosity…and these 2010 white chicks wit azz are starting to really peak my interest!
DISCLAIMER:
Sorry Auntie…this was prlly more shallow than the other comment!
FloridaChick813 says:
Hush auntie, you wouldnt know good peen if it jumped up and slapped you in the forehead
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True.
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Choco says:
@Sandra
I know you said men are but OHSO said she is one who is impatient not letting him get her there
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That was my point… Ohso’s man doesn’t have the patience to wait until she gets hers. That’s because most men are on a 3-minute clock, but lesbuns can do it all night long.
@CHOCO
“Why do you both fancy white girls? Just askin is it that they are more open to sexual experiences please share : ) ”
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I think black women are more open sexually…
Muslim would need to get past their vail of secrets.
WTF @ No teeth
I just see her pale azz in a dress (no offense) FLO I get called PALE SKIN ALSO
Ok, I come back from lunch and things are in full swing!
@ Flo the G-spot tingler is basically a vibrator with a egg shaped, oval hook at the end of it. It may be called something else. The hook is for the g-spot.
@Kimip cute pic!
@Flo love love love the hair. I wish I was laying on that beach butt naked taking in the sun!
@FLO: Girl i be nudging them along like “baby rub me right here cuz i need to bust a quick one okay”
Girl that first one gotta be QUICK and if its REALLY good i will take my time with the second one. Now as for Les and Sandra 
immediately cuz yall got me wanting to go out of town and have a secret rendezvous to see what all this “squirting” business is about. What happens in _____ stays in ____.
@LES BIN LUV
“Maybe you’re right…or Armanian even…Kim K-ish!”
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God did take extra time on those women!
I would approve of you and Kim K.
**this is the highest compliment I can bestow upon someone**
@Les and Man
I don’t really know I know my sex drive but I can’t generalize so Man why do prefer white girls are sista’s to opinionated and strong for you?
Choco says:
WTF @ No teeth
I just see her pale azz in a dress (no offense) FLO I get called PALE SKIN ALSO
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Her smile is teethless and I don’t see a dress
God did take extra time on those women!
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Okay you are delusional but to each their own
Sandra where in hail are u gettin your info from???? Not all men are on hitter quitters and believe it or not there are some that can go for hours! I love you but you need more people!
@Sandra
Okay gotcha
@Choc.
You know Choc, I have thought about this and I do not know. I know some of it has to do with Black women and their inability to disconnect themselves from a sex act…
@Flo Oh yes. I don’t even look if I feel like I couldnt be seen with her
Again #shallow LOL
@Choco, No offense taken honey! My Indian fam calls me “pale face” all thee dam.n time
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Free. No teeth huh??? But trust, I have all my pearly whites
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I’m sure you have all of your teeth, but in the picture it’s shadowed. I hope you have all your teeth
I think Sandra may have had sex with a man one time in her life and she bases all her info off that experience
@CHOCO
I DON’T have a preference for yt women!!!!
And I was referring to the Kardashian women that God spent a lil extra time on. Except for Khloe. He must have had to leave early that day or something.
but once you get past the vail of secrets a bunch of sex tapes and missing men fall out
I think black women are more open sexually…
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@Man
I’ll have to disagree withyou there…black women frown their faces up to waaaaayyyy more stuff han white women! Take Sandra…she don’t “munch”…LLS
@Flo
I have cherokee in my fam and my GGG grandad is 100% white and my grandad is jamaican so race is colorless to me
Umm mKourtney Kardashian is ugly. Sorry @Man.
And Kim is not God’s work
Thats Dr. 90210… 
@OTB, nothing wrong with that honey! H3ll, Im VERY picky when it comes to dating folks. Sometimes it becomes a problem cause im just THAT picky
but once you get past the vail of secrets a bunch of sex tapes and missing men fall out
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SMH at how crazy that sounds
@Man oh okay boo I was like DAYYYYUUUUMMMM!
@LES BIN LUV
“I think black women are more open sexually…
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@Man
I’ll have to disagree withyou there…black women frown their faces up to waaaaayyyy more stuff han white women! Take Sandra…she don’t “munch”…LLS”
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Really? I haven’t experienced that. From my history it was the other way around. Both personally and from word of mouth.
OutsidetheBox says:
Umm mKourtney Kardashian is ugly. Sorry @Man.
And Kim is not God’s work Thats Dr. 90210
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Kim looks better with no makeup… Kourtney annoys the heck outta me
Bish you think you so slickkkk! I love the way you slide chit in.
Ohso u sayin u wanna go to Vegas?? U know I’m goin……
#TeamCherokeeIndian
SN: Dont you have “Gray” in your family too??? Dam.n maybe our bloodlines have crossed somewhere
LOL
@Flo Oh yes. I don’t even look if I feel like I couldnt be seen with her
Again #shallow LOL
TTTHHHHAAANNNNKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUU!
Dr. 90210 = Magic fingers
now she magically delisious
@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“Umm mKourtney Kardashian is ugly. Sorry @Man.
And Kim is not God’s work
Thats Dr. 90210… 
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MALARKEY!
But avoiding the ridiculous conversation of Kim having had…”plastic surgery”… GOD gave the surgeon a wonderful template to work on!
And Kourtney is beautiful too!
Agreed @Free. Kourt is a lame and Scott is using her.
I’d bet he has a YT girl thats more his “type” in the wings.
And Kim is not God’s work Thats Dr. 90210
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SO OFFICIAL Lubs it!
@FLO
Yes girl I wouldn’t be surprised my family is huge the GRAYS have their own huge clan
Some say tomato, some say tomato
LOL
And let me defend my boo for a second here: I AM THE IMPATIENT ONE…he wants to love me long time and SOMETIMES i am down for that but MOST OF THE TIME I want some good nuts that are QUICK.
That is just how i roll i guess. But when i go hard best believe I go HARD
Sorry FOLKS Scott is a FLAMING FLAMINGO he got a lil hispanic pool boy somewhere
I think Khloe’s cute actually…!
She would be cute…if she wasnt letting that dud use her.
Ugly.
Flo, love the new pic! There are definitely a lot of beautiful women & kids on SR & the not so many men who do comment look good too!!
@ Sandra’s STILL certified A$$!!!
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Agreed @Free. Kourt is a lame and Scott is using her.
I’d bet he has a YT girl thats more his “type” in the wings.
:Cosign: that sh.it. But for some reason Im thinking he has a YT boy, thats more his “type”
LOL @Choc.
That could be right!
OutsidetheBox says:
Agreed @Free. Kourt is a lame and Scott is using her.
I’d bet he has a YT girl thats more his “type” in the wings.
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He sure does, but it’s her own fault also, they’re too much into their relationship. UGH! Kourtney is as cute as Khloe. Khloe is my girl though.
@LES BIN LUV
“I think Khloe’s cute actually…!”
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Please turn in your lesbian membership card.
I think Khloe is cute also ironically Kim looks worse to me now like she is not the prettiest sister anymore
i think khloe is cute too
@Man
WHATEVERRRRRRR! Khloe is cute…maybe its her hair and the way she dresses…but I loooove Khloe!
@Flo love love love the hair. I wish I was laying on that beach butt naked taking in the sun!
If thats the case @Maya, I wish I waws layin with ya
LOL
@Flo and Maya
Me TOOOOOOOOO!
Kourtney will dump him when she realises his but is bigger than hers.
I used to think kim was so pretty and her style game was nice. She fell off
Khloe is my new fav. she has gotten sexier. Thats why she and kim stop talking (kim realised khloe stole her journal notes, used the same trianer)
@OTB
Look at how he dresses and look as how girly he acts with his son I see a lot feminity in him
Kim def. is not as cute as she used to be. And I do love Khloe
IDK why folks say she’s ugly. She’s not ugly at all. Just tall as h3ll.
@LES BIN LUV
“WHATEVERRRRRRR! Khloe is cute…maybe its her hair and the way she dresses…but I loooove Khloe!”
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You sure you ONLY like girls? I think you are attracted to Khloe’s broad shoulders, big square jaw and the hair on “her” chest.
@Flo
Let’s go! Its so dam.n cold in LA! I haven’t seen the sun all month. My tatas are begging to be set free! LOL!
Miss Sandra… I’m still waiting for you to explain what a “top” is????
Yes, I do know it’s “relize”. Continue on
Now Khloe, odd as she may be…I like her. I think she is the best of the group. She has the aura…
@ Les
Please join us!
#teamnotanlines
Candi Apple says:
Kourtney will dump him when she realises his but is bigger than hers.
I used to think kim was so pretty and her style game was nice. She fell off
Khloe is my new fav. she has gotten sexier. Thats why she and kim stop talking (kim realised khloe stole her journal notes, used the same trianer)
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Lets not forget Khloe actually married her boyfriend
Ol Kimmy Cakes is sittin at home like “How did she get married before me??” 
Speaking of, I cried when they aired Khloe and Lamar gettin engaged. I adore their relationship. They trully look like they’re in love
@FLO AND MAYA
I can come make sure you ladies have the proper amount of sunscreen applied to your body!
Sunburn is something I have vowed to NEVER let occur to a beautiful woman!
Les you are really gonna make me get rid of my natural and get a perm!
@ Maya, Im already here honey!!! Im waiting on you && Les to join
I would be #TeamNoTanLines, but I actually think they’re sexy
LOL
This post will close in 5,4,3,2,1….So before it does
#teamkhloenlamarkardashian
By Dolls and Bruhs
I dont adore that relationship! Khloe coulda done better than the slow kid! @Flo
I agree that Khloe and Lamar are in love but do you think Lamar is like most b ballers and cheat
@Maya
I will…let me know when to get my plane ticket!
Top = the man of the two women. She is always on top
Bottom = the woman of the women she is always on bottom
Then you have screaming bottoms but I will save that for another post
Bye @Free.
@OTB
TTHHHAANNNNKKK UUUUUUU…she has that Aura!
Naahhh Free I think Sandy closed that other post becuz of SHIM’s Mom I hope she dont close it I got another hour- Have a good one
@Brown
No you not…stop fakin!
BBYYYEEEEE FFRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
@CANDI APPLE
“Top = the man of the two women. She is always on top
Bottom = the woman of the women she is always on bottom
Then you have screaming bottoms but I will save that for another post”
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I consider myself a “worldly man” but I’ve never heard of “screaming bottoms.”
Are you on the same “team” as Lesbin and I?
@Candi
No you won’t what is a screaming bottom
@Les @ Sandra screaming bottom???
@ Flo
ok, here I come just let me get the
and the 
Yeah she does.
I was *salty* and *hating* when she was hanging with Jeezy tho. I cant lie.
Yes, it looks odumm dumm feel for her. good for Khloe
I was gonna tell you a short story, but since im not sure if my honey lurks at these comments, i’ll pass
Les I havent been natural for a yr and only did it for medical reasons but I am sooo close to goin back to the perms
Are you on the same “team” as Lesbin and I?
Too dumb ROFL
Owwwwwwwwwwww @Maya, sounds like a party to me
@Candi
But you don’t think he’s will screw around on Khloe??? Im just curious to me he doesn’t look like he would but then again he does
I CO-SIGN WITH THE SCOTT HAVE IN A CABANA BOY…BUT I LIKE KHLOE…SHE SEEM MORE DOWN TO EARTH THAN THE REST.
Please pass @Flo
I cant be gassing up to come down there and save you. Traffic is bad…ole spills and chit… LOL
Maya I used to bartend so I can bring the drinks!
@FLORIDA CHICK
“I was gonna tell you a short story, but since im not sure if my honey lurks at these comments, i’ll pass ”
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YOU FUGGED A RETARD!! TELL THE TRUTH! WE WON’T JUDGE YOU!
Are you on the same “team” as Lesbin and I?
@Flo
Go ahead your honey ain’t lurking in heyuh : )
So @Brown your hair is in its natural state?
How did you transition?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI APPLE
“Top = the man of the two women. She is always on top
Bottom = the woman of the women she is always on bottom
Then you have screaming bottoms but I will save that for another post”
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I consider myself a “worldly man” but I’ve never heard of “screaming bottoms.”
Are you on the same “team” as Lesbin and I?
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I will not incriminate myself
@OTB, I wander if Jeezy hit that
Will someone confirm I can be the “sunscreen boy” for yall trip?
YOU FUGGED A RETARD!! TELL THE TRUTH! WE WON’T JUDGE YOU!
#Lies
yes the fukk we will!!!
Flo you think he did.. .:/
Real talk, I was like if he like that bish, I’m a shoo in!
LOL
just wrong. They said they were just friends…
I heard Disabled Men have abnormally large penis’
Screamin bottom? that sounds like a difficult sexual position.
Me: Hey baby tonight let’s try the Screamin bottom!
Him: Ok, let me stretch first.
But since @MAN is making it seem like my boo is a retard, now I have to share.. He’s smart as h3ll, but some of the things that come outta his mouth make me SMDH!!!! I dont think he’s “slow” – but uhhhh, he’s def. taken one too many hits upside the head in the boxing ring
@FLO
“and what team is that exactly?????”
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#teamseafood
@Brown
I tried to transition but was never succcessful…whn ur ready to come back…I’ll be your first………………………………………..person to put in your perm! LLS
Maya I used to bartend so I can bring the drinks!
Ohhhhh sh.it, my boo Brown is coming too
Ohhh chit he be actinbg like Sir Charles ’round the mouthpeice or something?
Spill the tea!
#teamseafood
*crawls into coffin*
#teamseafood
Pahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@ Brown we would love for you to join us! Please make my drink extra stiff!
@ Man yes you can rub us down only if you promise not to miss any spots!
OTB I wore the curly type weave, the kind that u can wear short since my hair was similar to Les and I wore for a couple weeks and git it redone and after i had the amount of new growht I wanted i cut it off
Man doesn’t mean Teamseafood he just couldn’t
I think he means to say #TeamLINTLICKER
@CANDI APPLE
“I will not incriminate myself”
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¿¿¿ “incriminate” ???
You got a man that would beat you or something if he found out you slept with women?
**Riley voice**
“That nigga gay.”
I think I got you tho. This is a lesbian friendly zone so when you feel like discussing I will be:
Choco says:
@Candi
But you don’t think he’s will screw around on Khloe??? Im just curious to me he doesn’t look like he would but then again he does
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Nah not for a while he thinks Khloe is smart. :rofl plus she always shares her coloring books.
Those Kardashian’s learned from their mistakes with Kim they wont make the same ones a second or third time. See they got him to marry Khloe and she wouldn’t settle with that pre-nump
@Man, you can def. be the sunscreen boy, but you gotta do it butt booty naked
Choco says:
I heard Disabled Men have abnormally large penis’
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I think ur right because I swear this guy is midly retarded that I see in these flicks and I have to skip through his scenes
ok so Im back from my afternoon delight! what I miss?
*puts e-
in rotation
CUS I AM SPENT!!! whew *fans self*
@Man
You aint rubbin shat on me…We Boys…only I have tits!
@Brown: YES i want to go to Vegas…and let my “hair” down so to speak. @EVERYBODY GOING TO THE BEACH: Can i come too??? I mean damn i can bring some gullah grub that will make you slap your mama its so good!
“plus she always shares her coloring books.”
SEE?!?!?!
#slideitonin
LIEESSS!!!!!! I say that sh.it ALL THEE TIME!
..but when I look in his pretty eyes, I dont see it though
LOL
@Candi
He thinks she is smart okay then I hope they are successful
@Ahhhha Grease up the MANFOOD!
CAN I COME TO THE NAKED BEACH FEST…LOL…I WOULD BRING TOWELS AND SHADES.
@FLORIDA CHICK
“you can def. be the sunscreen boy, but you gotta do it butt booty naked ”
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Although this goes against my morals, I none the less feel the threat of sunburn to you beautiful ladies is worth me overlooking my ehtical standards and letting out my stainless steel.
@His
I was missing you girl…I havent talked to you since last week…dont be having me missin u like that! >:(
Okay @Brown.
I relax my edges but that is it. I want to get that cut and go natural. I love my weave though. I even like my hair when I blow it out into a big, dumb, from LOL
@Man
¿¿¿ “incriminate” ???
You got a man that would beat you or something if he found out you slept with women?
**Riley voice**
“That nigga gay.”
I think I got you tho. This is a lesbian friendly zone so when you feel like discussing I will be:
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Nice try
@ His
You wanna come to the nude beach with me, Flo, Les, Brown, and Man our naked sun screen boy?
I’m bringing some of Cali’s finest
and Brown got the 
Maya if Man is comin I’ll sit this one out!
Les I’ll make sure I keep in mid you wanna do me uhh my perm first
MS THICKNESS I’m late but if I could fiind a way to block my face out then the video would be sent
@Brown
wait a minute why do you skip him cuz of how he has sex 
flicks and I have to skip through his scenes
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@LES BIN LUV
“You aint rubbin shat on me…We Boys…only I have tits!”
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I told you, just think of me as a lesbian in a man’s body. I know you don’t like the “pounding.”
Don’t be too hasty.
@Browniiieeee
Yep…me FIRST…only ME!
@Flo
U changed yo pic bew!!
@Les
darling I been looking for u!
@Maya
Of course I will tag along lmao
@Brown
u dnt want none of man eh?
@Les, dont worry honey, i’ll rub ya down
SN: As soon a I typed that ish about my boo, he texted me! Scared me to death at first. I thought for sure it was gonna say “So you think imma retard huh??”
Flo, you man is retarded?????????
Naw, lemme stop cause I hit this chick in high school in the special ed class. She was fine tho.
@Man
OK…we’ll see…maybe if u apply it while Brown is laying in front of me…I’ll forget you’re even back there!
oh ok @Flo
I leave for a few and u just in here e-cheating on me yo?
*throws a rock at u and Les*
Everyone is welcomed to the SR Naked Beach Fest 2010.
@ Brown please come I promise I will keep Man away from you!
@LES BIN LUV
“OK…we’ll see…maybe if u apply it while Brown is laying in front of me…I’ll forget you’re even back there!”
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WORKS FOR ME!
WTF is goin on up in here
Well Im going pound tonite to relieve some of this stress —
@Flo
LLS…ur face was prolly beet-red…like WTF! LOL
@ HIM WE ALL GOTTA GET A PIECE OF LES..CAN U SHARE A LIL?
@BROWN
“Maya if Man is comin I’ll sit this one out!”
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What’s this about?
I aint’ got no STD’s or nothing! Give a nigga a chance!
No he aint retarded. He just does sh.it sometimes that makes me go
IDK, I cant think of anything in particular right now, but when it happens again, I’ll let cha know
**ducking rocks being thrown**
@His
Dont treat me like that bew…I missed you soooooo much!
LOL at Flo and Man
Brown tell me why you skip the retard porn scenes
@MEAN
“WTF is goin on up in here”
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Nothin much. We talkin bout hittin the beach and eatin some seafood.
@Choco
oh ur still here doll?
@Les
HMPH!
You know your gonna be my first
But a bish was feeling a little lonely. Im sowwy 
I THINK THE BEACHFEST IS GONNA BE A FREAKFEST.
@Ms.
Oh do you…I forgot you wanted a piece too…so u must join us on the beach…its gon be tits and shaved “P” for us all! LLS
Rushing to front of line to sit on Les face first
Move bish get out the way bish get out the way
CHoco I skip past it because he looks and souds mildly retarted and I hate lookin at him in the face but his peen is abnormally big. I think his name is Haz or somethin like that!
I hate to leave cause you all make me laugh, but I gotta pick up lil man by 6, otherwise they’ll charge a dam.n late fee
Seeeee ya’ll later
@Flo
I apologize for abandoning u bew lmao
@Man says:
Nothin much. We talkin bout hittin the beach and eatin some seafood.
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LITERALLY!!!!!!
LLSLLSLLS
Ms. Thickness says:
I THINK THE BEACHFEST IS GONNA BE A FREAKFEST.
I hope sooo
Maybe we’ll finally squirt. LOL
@His
Yeah girl I don’t get off until another 30 minutes
byeeeeee flo<333
OWWWWW So I just know that my e fam is not holding out on me with beaches and chitttt and MAN gonna be buckey naked *Bernie Mac voice*
*snacthes the
from HIS*
Choco says:
@Candi
He thinks she is smart okay then I hope they are successful
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@Choco
I’m officially
not rushing tho…I cant stop laffin at ur azz!
@Brown
is he making retarded noises tooo smh I think I would be disturbed as well
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS @LES GOT A FRESH CUT LAST NITE AND THESE D’S AND P NEEDS SOME EXTRA LOVING.
@flo
If I have anything to do with it…it’sll be alot of squirting!
Bye Flo!
@MissHarlem
I put that muthafcker in rotation, heffas was acting scurred!
I just picked up some K.U.S.H too? stop playing..
@CANDI APPLE
Don’t worry boo, I know every woman has sampled. I’ll give you time to discuss it later…
@Candi
I know right but OTB only got that she shares her coloring book
@Les
who u making squirt? and can I watch? lmao
Well Gary Coleman wasnt retarded per se but he had a big un too!
Ms. Thickness says:
I THINK THE BEACHFEST IS GONNA BE A FREAKFEST.
I hope sooo Maybe we’ll finally squirt. LOL
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PRAY WITH ME FLO *IN CORNFIELD LIKE JENNY AND FORREST*
PLEASE LET ME SQUIRT SO THAT I CAN FLY FAR FAR FAR AWAY
Les yep girl for some reason I wanna be first and then when I ask you how that puzzy taste you will remember mine tasting SWEET LIKE CANDY (BestMan Movie)
Choco: That song will never feel the same for me…I may even put it on for “foreplay musick”
Me: Baby hold on let me set the mood.
Boo: Is that Ludacris and I-20? Nevermind…damn that monkey is soakin tonight!
Me: *thinking* lesbians can make you squirt…woooow
His_Mommy623 says:
@Les
who u making squirt? and can I watch? lmao
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HOPEFULLY ME AND FLO
@OTB
I’m soooo done with u!!
Gary Coleman?
oh wait he is, thats a bad emoticon to use =(
@his We on some Cinderella and Bubble Gum
right now.
The former…I can only puff, then I gotta pass. Its that grown man chit.
Man you were included in my e fantasy so due to the fact that you bein there would kill it I’ll pass and yall can have at it!
OK I think we need some rules for the beach!
1. No pubic hair- sand and bush don’t mix! You must be freshly waxed and/or clean shaven
2. No judgement- leave all your inhabitions at home!
3. No cameras- No evidence
4. Let go and Let Flow
5. No clothes
Now let’s party
To all the wannabe squirters
Okay i must be out too…time to go home to the kids…TTYL
*throws a rock @ Ms. Thickness*
I’m done with ur ass too!
why u praying in a cornfield to squirt? huh? why are ya?
PRAY WITH ME FLO *IN CORNFIELD LIKE JENNY AND FORREST*
PLEASE LET ME SQUIRT SO THAT I CAN FLY FAR FAR FAR AWAY
Jenny and Forest?
#Thinkfothekids
@BROWN
“Man you were included in my e fantasy so due to the fact that you bein there would kill it I’ll pass and yall can have at it!”
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Elaborate…
@ HIS hating right now on that KUSH and LES be playing mofo be givin her shoutouts and chit she wanna act like she working
@ OTB maybe its to make up for his height
Do yall think Civil will DJ the Beach Fest? lol
I meant you WERE NOT
@HIS AINT NOTHING ELSE WORKING…LOL
@CHOCO…NO NO NOT NICE…NO PICKING
@OTB ok I feel u
I havent even rolled this **** yet and my room is STANKY *swoons*
I’m excited! lmao
@Miss
Les only comes around to be fast in the tail mm hmm
then she leaves us lol
@BROWN
“I meant you WERE NOT”
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I see. I’m curious now, care to discuss this fantasy?
@maya
I like the rules bew, I likey da rules
Candi Apple says:
Top = the man of the two women. She is always on top
Bottom = the woman of the women she is always on bottom
Then you have screaming bottoms but I will save that for another post
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THANK YOU @Candi Apple!!!
@MAYA MARIE
“OK I think we need some rules for the beach!
1. No pubic hair- sand and bush don’t mix! You must be freshly waxed and/or clean shaven
2. No judgement- leave all your inhabitions at home!
3. No cameras- No evidence
4. Let go and Let Flow
5. No clothes”
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6. No cell phones to interupt!
NEGATIVE!
@Ms.
Ohhhhhhhhh and I got a lot of exra love to give!
@Brown
with those sessy glasses!
1st, how are u? and 2nd, u just dont want man there huh? lmao
@ HIS LES just use and abuse us its such a shame. Mouth watering over your excitement
@ MAYA he should be the DJ
I DEF AGREE WITH MAYA ON THE RULES….ESPECIALLY RULE #1. I HATE STUBBLE AND HAIR IN THE MOUTH.
@Thick
Okay boo Im jus joshing ya
@His
I’m not even being fast in the tail…I’m only tryna love u girl!
Byeeeeeee Er’body!!!
*waving like a special ed kid*
I’m fine His, how are you??? I get a lot of compliments on my glasses mainly to keep them on durin certain times for the “librarian” look!
DAMN MY FAVS in a ROW!! I twintched a lil #592 thru 594
@CHOCO…YOU KNOW I AM JEALOUS OF YOU GIRL..LOL
@Les
So u just gna run game on me yo? lmao
One more Rule
One climax per Les and then let the next one in line get theirs
Is that my chocolate ggouch?
grllllll How you doing?
@His
I’m makin Choco squirt first, Brown squirt second, Flo squirt third…and then I’m done being a gigalo therefore I’ll be makin YOU squirt for the rest of my days!
One more Rule
One climax per Les and then let the next one in line get theirs
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DO WE HOOK UP WITH THE NEXT PERSON OR ONLY LES
OutsidetheBox says: PRAY WITH ME FLO *IN CORNFIELD LIKE JENNY AND FORREST* PLEASE LET ME SQUIRT SO THAT I CAN FLY FAR FAR FAR AWAY
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DAMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LES U JUST LEAVE ME OUT LIKE THAT!
@Thick
Don’t be just squirt like me
@MS. THICKNESS
“One climax per Les and then let the next one in line get theirs
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DO WE HOOK UP WITH THE NEXT PERSON OR ONLY LES
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All the females get one climax with Les and then it’s anything goes.
@choco
Love that last rule…1 and ur done!
Les I don’t need any help in that area and Darkalicious I got you!
@Les
oh okay bew…
just checking..lmao
@ Mommy623 No!! HOW ALL YA’ll doin????? up in here breaking barriers!!!
@Ms.
Noooooooooooooo…u were supposed to be fourth…I’m soooooo sawry bew!
@CHOCO GONNA CRACK MY FINGERS WHEN I GO HOME AND GO TO WORK.
Brown!! Choose your FIRST wisely (wink wink)
#596…me either and my girl will not cut her shat down to save my life…I’mma cut it down 1day in her sleep tho!
Choco says:
@Candi
I know right but OTB only got that she shares her coloring book
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OTB got it right.
It is part joke
Some days I slide, some days I don’t
But, she being smarter means she can use her power of manipulation on him. He is out numbered with Khris in the picture and all. Plus she colors inside the lines her picture will always look better than his.
Les, that beautiful profile brought a smile to my lips (guess which ones though)
@ggouch
ok mama Im sure we are all doing good lmao
@Brown
the librarian look is shexay gal!
@GG
Heeeeyyyyyyy bew!
#618
You can say that again GG! LOL
@GGOUCH
“Les, that beautiful profile brought a smile to my lips (guess which ones though)”
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LET ME GUESS LET ME GUESS!!
ooohhhhhhhhh how many guesses do I get MadameGG?
@man
How did I know you’d resurface for that?!
Man, is like that little freaky brother..that always came in the room when your homegirls are at the house…Just sit there leering and smiling while rubbing himself
…then you got that one home-girl that is just going to be honest and says: “Girl why your lil brother be looking at me like that…he be creeping me out”
LesBinLuv says:
ooohhhhhhhhh how many guesses do I get MadameGG?
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You get four…just to make sure you address EACH LIP!!
@GG
Pahahahahahahahahaha yep!
@GG
OOOHHHHHHHH how about I just, address each lip…**oops did I say that out loud**
Sandra thanks for fixing the post. Some people ran to the out and about post but I aint saying no names. LOL
@GGOUCH
“Man, is like that little freaky brother..that always came in the room when your homegirls are at the house…Just sit there leering and smiling while rubbing himself
…then you got that one home-girl that is just going to be honest and says: “Girl why your lil brother be looking at me like that…he be creeping me out”
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COME ON!
A nigga would at least rub theyself later! SHEESH. Give me SOME credit.
Well since GG up in here given away my shat I’m out! Yall have a good one!
Ilove you MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I for one am rooting for all your e-wishes to come true
GOOD-NIGHT Beautiful people!!! Chocolate Girl Anthem!!!