5 Cent drops in on YouTube Sensation Keenan Cahill
Troubled rapper 50 Cent was a guest on his BFF Chelsea Lately‘s show last night. He dropped in on YouTube sensation Keenan Cahill as he was taping one of his videos backstage. 50 sure knows how to keep the spotlight directed on himself.
In case you’re not familiar, Keenan’s YouTube videos have all gone viral because of his terrible lip syncing of popular hit songs such as Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.
As you know, Fiddy was rumored to be dating Chelsea Handler. But she squashed that rumor on her Twitter page since we all know it’s just a publicity stunt.
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I dont think it was a publicity stunt Sandra, she said they were working on something together! But I did see them out && about together on another website
No comment on the child!
I come back from lunch to this Fiddy ish?
Hey Florida
Why is 50 still labeled a “rapper”? shouldn’t he be labeled a socialite by now Auntie?
@ West ,
Even lady Gaga said he ain’t had a hit since 2006. :lol
why does the kid look like he is like 40…very *RIP* gary colemanish…
50 don’t have shiiiiiiiiid to do…SMH, I think if I could put 2 mil in the back of my trunk I would find something else to interest me besides you tube.
We get this chit as a
???????
Had me bobbin my head!…lol How old is this person??? Anyway he’s funny.
Heyyyy Wut
and
@WestCoastChick, because he hasnt rapped much of anything as of late.
Somebody needs to clean that damn room.
Wait, Sandra called his a$$ 5 cent!!!!
kingstonn says:
@ West , Even lady Gaga said he ain’t had a hit since 2006. :lol
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FLO I’m safe! I was hopin we were gonna have to evacuate so I could bounce! I wanted to start my 4 day weekend early!
i can’t see videos
he looks more like gary shandling to me.
I don’t talk bad about people’s kids so…
West Coast Chick says:
Why is 50 still labeled a “rapper”? shouldn’t he be labeled a socialite by now Auntie?
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I agree!
50 looks slow as hell in that first pic (lawd forgive me LOL)
I was hoping for a more entertaining post, but oh wellz
OMG BROWN!!!!
i missed you girl
i wonder what ever happend to that movie he stopped taking steriods for and got all skinny? (kanye)–>
KIMMAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
mirsmommy says:
Somebody needs to clean that damn room.
November 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm
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I was just about to say somethin about that damn room!
kimi!
*does the routine from janet jackson’s pleasure principle video*
I SEE Fiddy is taking his COONING Antics to even NEW HEIGHTS !!!
@Brown
Heeyyyyyy Honey Baby !!!
And To MY BOO (THIS Lap is HERE For You Darling BABY…)
Kimi and my fav pic
I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that video…
FloridaChick813 says:
Wait, Sandra called his a$$ 5 cent!!!!
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Oh lord I just re read that
Sandraaaa!
is that a kid or a 60 year old man@at the cauasian person in the video???
I’m mad that I actually watched this fxckery.
How are you Mr Love
ySoSerious says:
I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that video…
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I see you speak chinese FuQ too! You are multi-talented!
@ candi
With the chair and everything? Get it girl!
Now do “I Get Lonely”. I’ll even brush out Rhi Rhi’s wig for you and I got a couple cans of oil sheen for it too.
WOW at the video… How old is this little person????
Hello everyone
why the fluck did Benjamin Button just jump in my head…
SMDH
please…
(sorry god please forgive me for talkin about someone’s child)
@yso yep, the chair, the backflip eerrythang. i think my next routine will be “if i was your girl”
if i was ur girl, the things i’d do to u, i’d make u call out my name and ask who it belongs tooo…but i’m not so i can’t and i won’t but if i was ur girl
BABBYYYY
*sits on lap and starts to grind* Nah let me be good 
LOL That was soooo funny!
Is that guy developmentally challenged, wow, he sure is a strange little thing.
harlem be as bad as u want *sits down indian style*
from what i gathered on the show last night he is a kid. w/ his channel having 1995 in the name, i am gathering that is his birth year. chelsea kept calling him a nugget which is what she calls little people.
@ WUT
I’m also fluent in Ebonics and have passable knowledge of Niggarese.
#I’sEdjumacated
all_canadian says:
LOL That was soooo funny!
Is that guy developmentally challenged, wow, he sure is a strange little thing.
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Looked at the video… He’s not a little as in kid little.. he’s “Follow the yellow brick road” little. Fiddy need to stoppppp it.
Wha tha TROLL Hail is going on??? Sandra why you put up this video of this kid who look like he starred in Jacobs Ladder
at 5 cent tho
@ CANDI thats soooooo tempting but the pitchforks and holy water will be thrown so I am gonna be good besides we acted a pure fool in here on Friday!!
However I would like to grind and just slip on………
ySoSerious says:
@ WUT
I’m also fluent in Ebonics and have passable knowledge of Niggarese.
#I’sEdjumacated
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Hello @ all_canadian
Fiddy ain’t never been completely right in the head.
Oh, wait, you were talking about Benjamin Button, weren’t you?
*sits on lap and starts to grind* Nah let me be good
this is good No?
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Hey His!!!
Jacob’s Ladder?! Daaaaaamn…But you ain’t wrong.
#AcidTripGoneWrong
nope @ WUT…u and these gravis…nope nope nope
lmao
@harlem y’all did act a plum fool on Friday *looks around* while i sat back with my covering virgin eyes and drank pepsi
This is Hilarious!!!! I got such a good lol from this!!!!
candibfly says:
@harlem y’all did act a plum fool on Friday *looks around* while i sat back with my covering virgin eyes and drank pepsi
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But they was actin a pure fool, tho, wasn’t they????
Retards never fail to get a laugh.
mayneeeee Candi, the devil is a liar and u my dear, are the debil! hmph
@Choco
IT’S a VERY GOOD THING !!! 
I WAS THINKING (The Same Thing…)
@mirs
they was *speaks louder* u know we wouldn’t engage in such types of activity *adjusts halo*
@ MIRS
@ CANDI thinking she was covering her virgin eyes SMH
*spanks harlem* i’m cold, come snuggle with me shugah
@his how u gon call me that
after all them nights of practicing our routines and playin mall madness and me lending u my favorite pair of british knights u gon do me like that *backflips into the corner*
@ mirs
They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
What yall in here tom bout?
**pinches ladies on the azzes**
Haaaaaaay
@harlem in my mind i was…now if that translated to how i acted i’m not sure
candibfly says:
@mirs they was *speaks louder* u know we wouldn’t engage in such types of activity *adjusts halo*
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No, we would not.
#goodgirlstatus
@ CHOCO its a great thing I also said I would slip on his……..
@ YT Man
Is that why you get so many laughs around here?
And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!!
His_Mommy623 says:
nope @ WUT…u and these gravis…nope nope nope lmao
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sorry
@Yso
I was young when I saw that movie it disturbed me
Jacobs Ladder is one of those movies burned into my memory
@ELOVE
I mean what else is there to talk about except Freaky chit
ySoSerious says:
@ mirs
They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
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*scanning the room for Ace*
CHOCO its a great thing I also said I would slip on his
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I saw that slip comment it turns me on more when you finish the sentence
The lies that I am reading is faker than Phaedra!!!!
*spoons with my FIANCE*
nice of u to join us
@Mirs, u tew are thee debil. ol’ pole sliding ass clapping heffa
hey Man
@Candi u know we tight like Ja Rules eyes bew
@CHELSEA HANDLER
“Is that why you get so many laughs around here?”
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I regarded as a mature voice of influence and wisdom around here.
Heyyyy Man
Where you been???
mirsmommy says:
ySoSerious says:
@ mirs
They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
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Who set the place on fire??????
*scanning the room for Ace*
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that’s what i wanna know. whoever it was SHOW UR FACE RIGHT NOW!
Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance
We burned it down cuz no one wanted to clean up this mess and we did some freaky chit that day 
Oh I wish for my WOLFMAN 
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@ mirs
CANDI did. At least that’s what I heard. I wasn’t even there.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Mirs, u tew are thee debil. ol’ pole sliding ass clapping heffa
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@ALL
“And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!! ”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???
How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
My Fiance is tha shizznit! *makes out with Harlems whole bawday*
Choco says:
Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance
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We burned it down cuz no one wanted to clean up this mess and we did some freaky chit that day Oh I wish for my WOLFMAN
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I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
@MIRS
Nigga had to work and chit. Had to go to court.
**pinches ladies on the azzes**
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Wow how generous of you
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHELSEA HANDLER
“Is that why you get so many laughs around here?”
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I regarded as a mature voice of influence and wisdom around here.
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WUT?!!! your FuQQery is what?
*oneofthereasonsIjoinedSRFamily*
@ B-Rad
Uh huh.
OMG YSO that damn gravi u had up with the face covered and the shades on damn near killed me..u are a fuggin MESS!
How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
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ySoSerious says:
@ mirs
CANDI did. At least that’s what I heard. I wasn’t even there.
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“My Fiance is tha shizznit! *makes out with Harlems whole bawday*”-HIS
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**sitting Indian Style**
if u weren’t there then u can’t really speak on it
don’t let haters get me of my grind, keep my head up i know i’ll be fine, keep fighting until i get there
always tryin to bring a sista down *flips hair, grabs my lennie vuiton bag i got at the flea market, slips on my shades, and struts off in my 134 inch heels*
lmao @ choc self-incriminating her damn self
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
Nigga had to work and chit. Had to go to court.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ALL
“And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!! ”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???
How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
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I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
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Kool but who was the one about shoot Ace? I mean who brought the gun to the party @YSO @Alboy anyone wanna help with this trivia question?
@mirs got my back yo
#teamgoodgirl
His_Mommy623 says:
lmao @ choc self-incriminating her damn self
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Kingstonnnnn! *smanging it*
@ CANDI give Mary and Joseph a fist pump for me with them high azz heels
I sense good things in your future here on Sandra Rose.
Choco says:
I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
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Kool but who was the one about shoot Ace? I mean who brought the gun to the party @YSO @Alboy anyone wanna help with this trivia question?
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You did.
but did she really say we tight like ja rule’s eyebrows?!
it’s MURDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ja rule voice*
candibfly says:
@mirs got my back yo
#teamgoodgirl
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I got chu. Just be my alibi if I ever happen to need one.
You did.
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The Devil is a liar bish you ran your index finger down your gun and pointed that chit at Ace’s face and Alboy got scared
*returns the kisses and goes to our fav drawer full of fun also walks to the closet and slips on the latex hot pink dress*
candibfly says:
if u weren’t there then u can’t really speak on it
don’t let haters get me of my grind, keep my head up i know i’ll be fine, keep fighting until i get there
always tryin to bring a sista down *flips hair, grabs my lennie vuiton bag i got at the flea market, slips on my shades, and struts off in my 134 inch heels*
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Did yo flippin azz just say Lennie Vuiton??????
mirsmommy says:
candibfly says:
@mirs got my back yo
#teamgoodgirl
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I got chu. Just be my alibi if I ever happen to need one.
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fa sho
i’m be like huh what? oh yeah she was with me handing out Bibles to the homeless 
PAGING ALBOY aka Wolfman Please rescue me again
Choco says:
You did.
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The Devil is a liar bish you ran your index finger down your gun and pointed that chit at Ace’s face and Alboy got scared
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His_Mommy623 says:
Kingstonnnnn! *smanging it*
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*returns the kisses and goes to our fav drawer full of fun also walks to the closet and slips on the latex hot pink dress*
and then what happens next #lookingbrighteyed 
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@CHOCO
“**pinches ladies on the azzes**
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Wow how generous of you
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It would be “un-gentlemanly” like for me to allow the nice azzes of all you hoes to go unpinched.
@ His
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
@ candi
You how quickly VICIOUS RUMORS spread. kingstonn the one that said it was you.
Who me?? *points at self again* I would never. I don’t like violence.
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It’s official you are Evilynn you will no longer pull wool over my eyes
@ His, How you like yo eggs girl? Fried or Fertilized?
*side eyeing kingstonn* is this true? LOL
@mirs i couldn’t afford the official louie so i had to get the lennie
candi needs the jaysus
um Fiance, dnt forget the warming lube *winks*
and at the rest of ya’ll
It would be “un-gentlemanly” like for me to allow the nice azzes of all you hoes to go unpinched.
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:shotfired: I will fuk you up don’t be calling me no hoe YT HOMO!
@kingstonn, slips into stretchy pants…definitely not fertilized
How you like yo eggs girl? Fried or Fertilized
and tongue tied 
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I like them both ways
y’all gon let him call y’all hoes?!
i know he won’t talm bout me *grabs 12 gauge*
@yso… how dare u pretend that u dunno what im tom’bout
u had a damn suicide bomber gravi up heffa!
@ Candi.. Is what true?
damn ya’ll letting Man call ya’ll ho’s? *sets mans face on fire* now ur the darkie u always wanted 2 be fool..
Ladies, ladies… allow me to rephrase.
**rubbin on yall azzes**
“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
*sets mans face on fire* now ur the darkie u always wanted 2 be fool..
now maybe he can’t get more e-azz oops that was a Stretch I know
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@ Choco
I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.
That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
can get more e-azz
@kingstonn girl i forgot i’m over here watchin man about to get beat the hell down for callin ppl hoes
Choco says:
Who me?? *points at self again* I would never. I don’t like violence.
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It’s official you are Evilynn you will no longer pull wool over my eyes
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Comin from the woman whom admitted to arson.
I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.
That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
@ YSO I know but I ain’t no snitch right even tho MIRS was gonna shoot Alboy and Ace 
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@yso, i heard dat chit too…
speaking of such…where are the other guys at *slips on daisy dukes* probably stuck on another post
Comin from the woman whom admitted to arson
I wuvs me some wolfman 
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I didn’t start the actual fire someone else did and WOLFMAN put me over his shoulder and jumped out the window
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ladies, ladies… allow me to rephrase.
**rubbin on yall azzes**
“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
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Say “hoe” one mo time, and I’m gon Loraina Bobbet that azz, and carve the RAT STACKS gang sign on ya forehead.
#gangmember
@ His
You the one that told me while we was kissing them precious little orphans goodnight. I don’t know where you heard it from though…
“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
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@mirs i got yo alibi. if they come lookin for u to tell them where u hid his peen i’m say that we was tutoring inner city youth so that they can be empowered and change the world
Say “hoe” one mo time, and I’m gon Loraina Bobbet that azz, and carve the RAT STACKS gang sign on ya forehead.
#gangmember
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Need I say more about who brought the gun to the party
um no, Yso hunney, u told me as we were carrying the elderly from that burning building bew
Why mirs a crip today? *ponders*
Choco says:
I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.
That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
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@ YSO I know but I ain’t no snitch right even tho MIRS was gonna shoot Alboy and Ace
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Fuk it, *grabs the Desert Eagle*
*shoots Choco’s left nipple off.
#snitchesgetstitches
mirs is a thug today! and i love it! *throws on wife better, ****ies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
candibfly says:
@mirs i got yo alibi. if they come lookin for u to tell them where u hid his peen i’m say that we was tutoring inner city youth so that they can be empowered and change the world
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And I was helping feed the homeless
His_Mommy623 says:
Why mirs a crip today? *ponders*
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*shoots Choco’s left nipple off.
#snitchesgetstitches
Looks a left nipple whew still there brings left boob to WOLFMAN to 
my superficial wound 
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@ His
Right, right. That old man that we saved was a janitor at the club. THAT’s how I heard.
@mir
*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\
whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
*throws on button up but only buttons the first button and ties my rag on my head* i got cho back mirs!
candibfly says:
mirs is a thug today! and i love it! *throws on wife better, ****ies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
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*throws on wife better, ****ies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
house shoes
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Ace says:
@mir
*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\
whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\
whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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FUK all yall got her back for she cutting shanking and shooting mofo’s DROPS MIC walks out
His_Mommy623 says:
*throws on button up but only buttons the first button and ties my rag on my head* i got cho back mirs!
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Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
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Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me
Choco says:
*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\
whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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FUK all yall got her back for she cutting shanking and shooting mofo’s DROPS MIC walks out
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Choco says:
Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
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Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me
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*loads the guns with silver bullets*
oh fine @Mirs *throws on liquid latex neon green body suit and my trusty stilts*
@ mirs
I don’t want none of that stew then.
“Hmm…Why this stuff taste so short and pale?”
“I don’t know. All I know is that nice lady over there said it was kosher and to not leave a drop behind.”
*passes MIRS a whole box of silver bullets*
I could be wrong but didn’t little dude star in “Willow”
ySoSerious says:
@ mirs
I don’t want none of that stew then.
“Hmm…Why this stuff taste so short and pale?”
“I don’t know. All I know is that nice lady over there said it was kosher and to not leave a drop behind.”
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MissHarlem says:
*passes MIRS a whole box of silver bullets*
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Thanks bew
*loads guns to go lookin for Choco*
oh! theres my bew…where u go shugah? all in the middle of cuddle time?
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I could be wrong but didn’t little dude star in “Willow”
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No you did not come in here with that!!!!
Hello @ AWESOME
You good for a drive by comment, ain’t ya?
Yo, mirs, we recruiting?
Dammmn Harlem I thought we was cool – putting Harlem on Werewolf Visit List
there’s a new post up
What do you expect the whole fukn post is out to kill me
candibfly says:
there’s a new post up
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It’s whack, tho.
vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Candi
I know that post is dry as hail I got the chit playing in the background and not listening to it I think I’m going to BBW to buy some new fragrances
ySoSerious says:
Yo, mirs, we recruiting?
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Yea, but we beatin fools in.
@mirs most of them were
i be talkin bout non post related things
um choc, pls remove my bews name from that list…she got that good good. i need her alive n chit
vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does this mean
Choco says:
What do you expect the whole fukn post is out to kill me
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I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
OH NAHHHH NAHHHH WHATS MAH NAME *dutty wines* i’s bored =/
@His
IDK she giving out silver bullets and chit I thought we was kool bish turned on me
Choco says:
vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does this mean
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He did a drive by comment that killed me.
Get that mind out the gutter.
@ CHOCO we cool and all but when you start snitching I gotta take care for my girls.
No Prob @ MIRS
Fiance you left me in the middle of cuddle time to put on your green latex dress remember.
I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
and since you didn’t say from where I’m hitting up the thrift store nawww for your GOOD WILL 
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*straddles Harlem* neva that…*makes out with ur bewbs*
He did a drive by comment that killed me. Get that mind out the gutter.
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Bish you know me too well and I still don’t know what type of sexual connotation that would have I was hoping
@ mirs
(swings aluminum bat)
I’m ready if AWESOME is.
Choco says:
I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
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and since you didn’t say from where I’m hitting up the thrift store nawww for your GOOD WILL
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Choco says:
He did a drive by comment that killed me. Get that mind out the gutter.
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Bish you know me too well and I still don’t know what type of sexual connotation that would have I was hoping
I’m no snitch I set the record straight
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I know, you was damn sure hoping you could find a sexual connotation.
You’s a snitch. You be 50 Centin on us.
*I am soooo in
make sure you get that spot*
ySoSerious says:
@ mirs
(swings aluminum bat)
I’m ready if AWESOME is.
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You brangin out bats????
Wait, who you swangin the bat at???
Im not SNITCH DAMMIT
Sexual ERUPTION #SnoopDogg
“Choco says:
Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
”
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
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Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me
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something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
@Yso
I stays ready baby. Hop in the car real quick while I bend a couple corners. You can crack that Henny in the back seat while we figure out how we gone do this.
@mirs
if you can get Choco and YsO over to the vacant asap…i got a plan.
Ace says:
“Choco says:
Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
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Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me ”
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something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
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Ace says:
@mirs
if you can get Choco and YsO over to the vacant asap…i got a plan.
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@mirs he did and apparently we weren’t on the distribution list
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Yso
I stays ready baby. Hop in the car real quick while I bend a couple corners. You can crack that Henny in the back seat while we figure out how we gone do this.
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Heyyyy Awesome
*seductively whispers in your ear* Don’t trust Yso, she gon tell on you like she did me and Ace.
something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
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This chit right here mane this chit rite here
candibfly says:
@mirs he did and apparently we weren’t on the distribution list
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I see.
Do we need to handle Ace along wit Choco’s azz????
@Ace
Don’t make me seduce you k boo I’ve been easy on you thus far
TEAMPRETTY****SHOTS
@mirs u know i’m down! *turns up c-murder*
fcuk them other niggas cause i ride for my niggas
Do we need to handle Ace along wit Choco’s azz????
Its all about strategy 
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@ mirs
She sure does.
But I’m riding dirty with AWESOME now so I ain’t meeting you OR Ace nowhere w/o backup.
@mir..
oh you gonna turn on me when we get to them all handled in the vacants..of that so…..soo..
GANGSTA!
cawk shots????!?!?!?!!?!
candibfly says:
@mirs u know i’m down! *turns up c-murder*
fcuk them other niggas cause i ride for my niggas
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@BROWN
HEEEEEEEEEEEY THERE!
SOMEBODY sure is trigger happy around here.
(ducks down in the passenger seat of AWESOME’S car)
damn we woke brown up…
@Brown
Nothing going on here…move along… great new post up …
DID ANYBODY SAY CAWK SHOTS? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEY ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
What’s goin on thickness…how are you?
@Yso
“What you doin with a fluckin bat?!? Knives and bats are no good boo, looks too personal to the police. Grab that thang out the glovebox, you know what to do with one of those?
DID ANYBODY SAY CAWK SHOTS? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEY ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
Pretty****Y what they call him 
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where are these mythical peen shots?
@ Man
how goes it
have you stayed out of trouble
*looks around and adjusts halo* not that i want to see them or anything (but forreal where they at?)
Ace
dont worry, Im not gonna ask to see your peen
“I don’t bust back… cause I shoot fiiiiiirst.”-Lil Wayne
**not sure what’s goin on but everyone pullin out weapons and chit**
BUH-ROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOWNNNNNNNNN hey mama
sorry 2 hear about what happened bew.. u were missed but i understand why..
@Candi
at Thick and her fake azz innocence 
It’s worth looking at and
i’m not fancy, can someone teach me how to cross out words and bold them and italicize them and sh1t
i need to keep up with the joneseses
is that thickums?
@BROWN
“how goes it
have you stayed out of trouble”
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It goes well. It appears that during my absence there was some unfortunate shenanigans that occured.
Naturally, I had no part in any way of the mentioned incident.
IM FINE NOW P.M.
CANDI,BROWN AND MIRS THEY ARE NICE PICS
*rolls eyes extremely hard* I just know I spoke and even danced for you earlier but I understand that you may be busy so again
(really doing the whop)
@ AWESOME
Okay baby. I got it.
(grabs a couple extra clips, puts in gold toof and pulls bandana down over face)
We ridin’ or what?
wtf ACE… let u not speak again *sharpens shank*
HEY HISSY POO…I CAME OUT OF LURKING CAUSE OF YSO AND THE MENTION OF CAWK SHOTS.
>:( who all seen these pics?! i feel so left out
stop talking about them cause i ain’t seen em (someone email me 
)
@CANDI
I just emailed you some instructions.
Choco says:
@Candi
at Thick and her fake azz innocence
It’s worth looking at and
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DONT JUDGE ME YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE
<——— INNOCENT FACE
CawkSHOT ACE
MAN EMAIL ME INSTRUCTIONS AS WELL CAUSE I DONT HAVE A CLUE
@ B-Rad
Put that shyt down before you hurt yourself. This here’s business for real gangstas.
Thanks His, it’s nice to know I was thought of!
Thickums you saw the pee pee too?????
dnt feel bad candi, i havent seen shyt either
i’m back now smh these people gon make me choke somebody out >:(
well that wasn’t the email i was lookin for but thanks boo boo
BROWNIE..YESSSS I DID
@brown, now that ur back in the game, pls be at dance practice 2morrow. we have a talent show guhl!
**pistol whips YSO**
@his wtf is up with that. they jealous! (iono of what but that makes me feel better to say)
kimiiiii *pop locks and throws in a bit of the dougie* how u be bew?
@CANDI
”
“well that wasn’t the email i was lookin for but thanks boo boo
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:bootypinch:
I got anotha email for ya too.
Ace says:
@mir..
oh you gonna turn on me when we get to them all handled in the vacants..of that so…..soo..
GANGSTA!
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I’m sorry bew, you a ryder and all, but you sent the snitch cawk shots.
His
I stay ready!!!!
I’m gone turn this mutha out!
*cues MC Hammer music*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**pistol whips YSO**
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mhm @ candi…keep the dusty ass pants pickles! me and candi will find peen pics in nyc this weekend aooowww!
kimi i did an elaborate greeting for u on another post. i don’t remember what i did but it was fire.
@Yso
So check it baby, I got some of the little dudes with the master key to Camrys so we got a couple cars stashed around. **pulls into alley where first car was stashed and gets behind Yso to make sure she holdin right**
Watch that trigger, that thang will empty if you hold it down.
So thickums on a scale of 1-10 and 12 being the longest err um best what would ur rating be
HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Yso
“What you doin with a fluckin bat?!? Knives and bats are no good boo, looks too personal to the police. Grab that thang out the glovebox, you know what to do with one of those?
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Now do you see why you can’t trust her???? She still wet behind the ears with this chit.
His_Mommy623 says:
mhm @ candi…keep the dusty ass pants pickles! me and candi will find peen pics in nyc this weekend aooowww!
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*shakes boobs* u know it!
i’m single are u single yeahhhhh and i like to mingle
**Slits YT Man’s throat and pulls his tongue down his throat and out the hole in his neck**
Like I said…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**pistol whips YSO**
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You are sooooo my dude right now.
we have a few new dance team members since u been away Brown…we shall whip em into shape tho
i don’t see anything in my email
**pistol whips YSO**
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@Brown and Hiss Ace has a goldmember
#AustinPowers
BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
@KIMI
“HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
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WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
@candi i saw it too and couldn’t wait to respond but the man was on me like OJ is on white women! smh today is def a go home and drink a whole bottle of wine night
WELL DAMN *making it rain on Kimi’s talented ass*
**Slits YT Man’s throat and pulls his tongue down his throat and out the hole in his neck**
Like I said…
LoveHateRELATIONSHIP
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well dayum Kimi!
*claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
teach me that chit
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Oooohhh do it again please
“*shakes boobs* u know it! “-candi
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drooling and mesmerized
*throws kimi some $10 bills* :whispers: i’m gon need those back tho, i’m just frontin
I decided to nvr log on to SR AGAIN! Goodbye all *borrows candis hover round*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KIMI
“HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
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WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
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@man i know u are *flips my shirley temple curls and flings glitter everyone*
Cawk shots?
BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
mention the color and curve appeal 
pooor Accce boo if you are lurking we are complimenting you!
_________________
Surely you give him no justice
um yvonne
DAMN KIMI…THAT GIRL THERE GOOD
Ms. Thickness says:
BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
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@KIMI
“WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
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I can only do it once in a quarter my legs don’t work like they used to”
____________________________________________________________________________
**pulls out big bill benjamin**
?
Can you make that azz
damn she just stole my wheels!
*hits the disable button*
ACE DIDNT DIRECTLY SEND THEM TO ME..I HAD A INDIVIDUAL SEND THEM TO ME.
**pulls out big bill benjamin**
gotta pay to play 
Can you make that azz
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um candi, u need 2 charge this granny chair *slides out on heelys ala usher (when he could dance)*
how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined
um yvonne
So much different chit occuring at once smdh
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no matter the method me and mirs ain’t got sh1t in our inboxes!
excuse u Mirs. u mean, u candi and mydamnself hasnt received nan ho uh uh #trinasvoice
candibfly says:
how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined
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Wow, it’s so much violence in here….
*Backs out towards the entrance and runs, tripping over Candi’s hoover round…*
WHAT IN THEE HAIL!
I miss everything!
I’m hurt that my fellow sisters didnt send me no dayum email but I see how yall are!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KIMI
“WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
—————————————-
I can only do it once in a quarter my legs don’t work like they used to”
____________________________________________________________________________
**pulls out big bill benjamin**
Can you make that azz ?
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well since you asked nicely *pulls up my uniform top looks back at Man to see if he’s watching, makes it clap, grabs the big bill benjamin and pays candi back*
candibfly says:
no matter the method me and mirs ain’t got sh1t in our inboxes!
_________________________
Add His to that list. Me, Candi, nor His got no damn pics sent to us, and we on ya team @Ace.
Choco says:
um yvonne
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So much different chit occuring at once smdh
November 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
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Girl! She got that ill mouthpiece folk…
i just got that thang candy painted! yvonne u know u ride or die, we deal with this on a daily basis!
whats going on in here
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
WHAT IN THEE HAIL!
I miss everything!
I’m hurt that my fellow sisters didnt send me no dayum email but I see how yall are!
_______________________________
They holdin out on us. Heffas.
Kimi can I get a freebie?!?!?!?!
@kimi my girl! let’s have dinner and dinner moscato with our pinky up with this benjamin
@CANDI
“how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined ”
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My bad baby. Ima have to get a new Rush Card cause I think the magnetic strip messed up on the back.
I KNOW I got money on there tho.
@brown, dnt feel bad none of these heffas ever email me *weeps*
anything for you pretty round brown
AL B they’re discussin Ace’s peen
would you care to send me yours?????
candibfly says:
@kimi my girl! let’s have dinner and dinner moscato with our pinky up with this benjamin
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can we use real wine glasses this time instead of the red plastic cups we stole from work?
@Alboy
HELLLLLPPPP 
OMG Wolfman Mirs effn attacked me in here today and had Ace and YSO tryn to do a drive by but I told them you turned me into a werewolf and they couldn’t hurt me then Harlem passes silver bullets to Mirs
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
AL B they’re discussin Ace’s peen
would you care to send me yours?????
_____________________
at Kimi… :whispering: girl you keep on making that thing clap, I got something for ya…
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and what is it that u have for her?
*slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout.
Nah and Im out of here
See Kimi I like your attitude and because you were willin to entertain me for free I’m gon dip into my stash i got buried in my backyard for you!
@ Man
I believe I have more game than you! I get it for free but you gotta pay!!!!!!!!!
@kimi we gon do it big today! real glass! (but only one glass of wine a piece
)
candibfly says:
at Kimi… :whispering: girl you keep on making that thing clap, I got something for ya…
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and what is it that u have for her?
*slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout.
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candi i don’t wanna be a side ho…can’t we all just be happy together
Choco says:
@Alboy
OMG Wolfman Mirs effn attacked me in here today and had Ace and YSO tryn to do a drive by but I told them you turned me into a werewolf and they couldn’t hurt me then Harlem passes silver bullets to Mirs HELLLLLPPPP
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Right ALBoy?????
Meerkat it dont hurt to ask
*aint say chit for fear of being shanked by his*
*picks up my Donald Goines novel* i hate all ya’ll
and OHoney left her life size cut out of tiny in the dumpster out back… I’m gawn have 2 email that heffa, she aint slick!
HOLD UP! Can I get added to the email distribution list if we’re sending pictures??
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Meerkat it dont hurt to ask
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It damn sure don’t.
candibfly says:
@kimi we gon do it big today! real glass! (but only one glass of wine a piece )
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okay I can deal with that…i mean i can get out there and make some more money so we can get a bottle..im jussayin
Ace says:
*aint say chit for fear of being shanked by his*
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Damn gettin shanked. Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
@Ace, ur ass aint getting ur pen back either…im disappointed in u…just cuz choco is a freak-a-lik dnt mean she should have all thee exclusives nigga!
i asked already yvonne
kimi i ain’t eem worryin bout that *points to self* see all this here. i’m gon be alright *flips my microbraids*
@Alboy
running off cuz someone asked for peen shot 
he a good ol boy
um Mirs, u been awfully loose lately *shocked face* pls continue. for i am proud
just cuz choco is a freak-a-lik dnt mean she should have all thee exclusives nigga!
How do you think I keep them interested 
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night
His_Mommy623 says:
um Mirs, u been awfully loose lately *shocked face* pls continue. for i am proud
___________________________
“You gotta use what you got, to get what you want.”
Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
___________________________
Wolfman is no longer he is now Alboy to me I really like him as Wolfman
candibfly says:
night
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night????? you leavin for the day??? lucky heffa.
um, this black lady on the orajel commercial rly makes me made…who gets this damn animated over tootache gel? and for the record i used orajel and it did NOT tell my pain YOUR DONE!
slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)
@BROWN
“I believe I have more game than you! I get it for free but you gotta pay!!!!!!!!!”
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Maybe. But you know a nigga don’t get cut no breaks when it’s time to pay for something.
oops mad*
Choco says:
Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
___________________________
Wolfman is no longer he is now Alboy to me I really like him as Wolfman
__________________
That comment was to Ace, but AlBoy better get on board, or he could get shot in the azz cheek, too.
OMG Y Alboy go in the TI post and say “whats goin on in here”
byeeeeeee Candilicious
I with you mirs….facetimemafia
343 comments?
@AL
“slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)”
___________________________________________________________________________
¿¿¿
???
I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
oh i was like i dont know whats going on but i think i might like it no duke pics for me facetime
His
I was sooo mad at her hair!
So Al B where are you located
@brown, im just mad at her period…she looks like a bulldog =/
@AL
“slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)”
___________________________________________________________________________
¿¿¿ ???
I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
_________________________________________________________________
Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake
Yall are funny Im going to BBW to buy some lotion I’ll be baccck
@ his, who looks like a bulldog?
Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake
Niccas in her marking e-territory huh
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Well maybe I can wait
His_Mommy623 says:
um, this black lady on the orajel commercial rly makes me made…who gets this damn animated over tootache gel? and for the record i used orajel and it did NOT tell my pain YOUR DONE!
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HELL I TOOK PEROCET, BC POWDER AND USED ORAGEL AND MY SH_IT WASNT DONE
Bham ALABAMA
ALBoy says:
I with you mirs….facetimemafia
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Okay, just makin sure.
@choco not marking anything im cool with everybody
@ ALBoy
Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.
(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
@His Mommy
I saw that commercial and that shyt stuck in my head. I was walkin around sayin “You’re Done” just like ol girl for no dam reason. My girl thought/thinks I’m retarded but little shyt like that is funny as hell to me.
especially mrs sugar momma cause she sweet and sticky
choco not marking anything im cool with everybody
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Oh k… I wasn’t really talkin about you tho… you seem so different from last week where did your sense of humor go #justaskin
*shuts the door cause aint no running back up in this house*
it still the same i guess you cant hear it in my typing is all i was actually trying to be Facetious
@ALBOY
“¿¿¿ ???
I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
_________________________________________________________________
“Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake”
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I’m sorry, but that word is also unacceptable. Provided below is a “Man, I just don’t care™” list of:
“Approved Adjectives Men Can Use To Describe Candibfly”
1. Chaste
2. Reserved
3. Honorable
4. Lady-Like
5. Conservative
6. Dignified
7. Wholesome
8. Virtuous
9. Virginal
10. Innocent
Now, please select one of the ten words approved on the list.
It’s all good I think that’s y most of use emoticons cuz we have fell victim to being lost in translation… and Im not telling you to use them…
Now, please select one of the ten words approved on the list.
but I love his stupid azz
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Idiot Savant
@YSO
“Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.
(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
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Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?
Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
@ YT Man
How you still typing bullchit with your tongue hanging out yo neck?
@man i pick # ****nified thanks i didnt want to step out of bounds my bad main
@YSO
“How you still typing bullchit with your tongue hanging out yo neck?”
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Cause your retarded azz is the only person that uses their tongue to type.
Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?
Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
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I was waiting for your comeback
No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.
No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit.
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Yall azzes gonna make me ride this next hour out in this bish
@YSO SERIOUS
“No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.”
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You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.
@ choco you enjoying yourself huh
@AL BOY
“i pick # ****nified thanks i didnt want to step out of bounds my bad main”
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Your spelling is incorrect so therefore it won’t be allowed. Watch yo step nigga.
Watch yo step nigga relax son
Hmm…Someone certainly is touchy this fine afternoon.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YSO
“Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.
(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
____________________________________________________________________________
Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?
Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
________________________
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YSO SERIOUS
“No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.”
______________________________________________________
You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.
November 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm
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Hahahaha…Rose Art crayons were sufficient enough
#teaminstigatinass
@mirs whats is this tomfoolery about
Orange crush
….ol “thundercat” azz nigga….
@ALBoy: You need some water. You’ve been drinking soda all damn day!!!!
@ Man Yeah thats me did you watch 8 mile or something last night you trippin dude. you win you the ethuginest of them all
Damn Rose Art crayons be oily as hell! Getting on EVERYTHING besides the paper..:rofl: I’m thru for the day, I have to study…..y’all take care!
yvonne i drank some water this am in the brown gums post
<——Really YT Man
All this is just the release of pent up nerd rage. It'll pass.
@YVONNE
“You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.”
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Hahahaha…Rose Art crayons were sufficient enough
#teaminstigatinass
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Her azz was tooted and booted in first grade art class and chit.
Everything white and sticky ain’t Elmer’s glue Yso.
peace out yvonne im am about to fill up the water bottle just for you
<===water
@AL
I’m just fuggin around. bored.
figured that @ man
where are the women?
ALBoy says:
@mirs whats is this tomfoolery about
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@ ALBoy
You were just talking to one. I think s/he paused to change tampons.
yea i was really expecting back lash from last week i’ll step back since he paying teamifitaintfreeitaintworthit
disgusting tampon talk gross
I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
ALBoy says:
yea i was really expecting back lash from last week i’ll step back since he paying teamifitaintfreeitaintworthit
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OOOOOH CHIT went to Bath and Body Works and come back to this hmph someone or some persons need to
choco you enjoying yourself huh
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Always boo Always
OOOOOH CHIT went to Bath and Body Works and come back to this hmph someone or some persons need to
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@ Choco
I think ALBoy went home.
where you at mirs
ySoSerious says:
@ Choco
I think ALBoy went home.
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@Yso
He lurking still in this post and the other or posting – girl you and Man are a riot I swear yall like another underneath all that
ALBoy says:
where you at mirs
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Right here.
ySoSerious says:
I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
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Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
@MIRS
“you know @Man is super-duper jealous when it comes to his e-bew Candi. He done gave her his platinum Rush Card and errythang.”
__________________________________________________________________________
“A diamond means forever”
“A Platinum Rush Card means you’re mine.”
kingstonn says:
ySoSerious says:
I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
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Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
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She was tawkin bout @Man
im still here i still have a hour selling these oranges on the freeway
@ Choco
Under all the arrogance and bullchit, you mean?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“you know @Man is super-duper jealous when it comes to his e-bew Candi. He done gave her his platinum Rush Card and errythang.”
__________________________________________________________________________
“A diamond means forever”
“A Platinum Rush Card means you’re mine.”
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ALBoy says:
im still here i still have a hour selling these oranges on the freeway
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isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
@CHOCO
“girl you and Man are a riot I swear yall like another underneath ”
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I bet she’s fat AND white.
@Yso
Girl yes becuz you two stay in banter :sideye:
You selling oranges while posting? I see your talents extend beyond what you displayed last Friday.
ALBoy says:
isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
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Choco says:
@Yso
Girl yes becuz you two stay in banter :sideye:
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I was in TX and dude was selling squares of grass on the side of the rode and funeral flowers real talk hustling at its finest
@Man
Shudddu up you know you thinks she’s cute!
@Al
Hail if I know damn nicca you be up on them lurking skillz
@AL BOY
“isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
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I think that was Cha Cha.”
___________________________________________________________________________
Cha Cha has to be related to me. My Daddy is a pimp so there’s a possibility.
@ YT Man
You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
what you displayed last Friday.
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That’s becuz last Friday he was Wolfman a whole other character
oh okay mirs i just remember him saying something like that
You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
I know I’m gonna be throwing a e-wedding for yall I had two years ago on NB and my e hubby was foine LOL
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wth is goin on
@CHOCO
“Shudddu up you know you thinks she’s cute!”
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No one knows what she looks like but I bet she looks like a deformed Whoopi Goldberg… only white.
@ Choco
Not unless you have a shotgun.
what skills last friday i madam am a distingushed man of honor and the highest morals i am unsure of the talents of which you speak
AL was in the corner with me and mirs reading the Bible *adjusts halo*
@ choco team alteregobutnotreallythatsmeallthetime
ALBoy says:
I was in TX and dude was selling squares of grass on the side of the rode and funeral flowers real talk hustling at its finest
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@YSO
“You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?”
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Shut up retard.
@ ALBoy
Is memory loss a side effect of “the full moon change”?
@Man and YSO
Uh yeah okay
Candi girl I can’t even begin to explain what has transpired
@AL
Okay boo you are just to swell for me! It wasn’t you anyway I said it was a total different character WOLFMAN….
Soon as 5 comes, i’m leaving this class and going straight to happy hour. Margaritas and Enchiladas…
[dont mind me]
@KINGSTON
What are you wearing?
@choc i read it
Is memory loss a side effect of “the full moon change”?
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Chile please leave Alboy all to himself
Choco says:
You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
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I know I’m gonna be throwing a e-wedding for yall I had two years ago on NB and my e hubby was foine LOL
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S/N *whispers to Choco* They need to just e-fcuk and get it over with
*pokes ur eyes out*
@ Man, What am i wearing where?
@ YT Man
Great comeback.
Quit huffing White Out and maybe you could do a little better than that.
@ choco i think role play is a good way to meet new friends is all
@Yso unfortunatly i cant forget anything even when i try
@kingstonn have 23 shots of patron for me tonight
i’m leaving this class and going straight to happy hour.
this I will be having one right in my room watching tv 
I love happy hour at home
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@Candi
girl they had me dyin between Man, Al and Yso 
@KINGSTON
“What am i wearing where?”
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There are SOOO many things I can say to this… but I meant when you go out later for happy hour.
candibfly says:
*pokes ur eyes out*
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They need to just e-fcuk and get it over with
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Agreed see how efuking calmed down Alboy
I kid Al I kid and hun I hope you don’t truly think role play is just for making new friends smh on that
mrs pop rocks you came back whats up with you
@YSO
“Great comeback.
Quit huffing White Out and maybe you could do a little better than that.”
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**looking up “Orphanages for Retards”**
@CANDI
just relaxing @AL
i’m amazed by ur expansive knowledge of candies
@mirs he know
@ Candi,
Yes’m, i sure will!
@ Man, the same chit i wore to school. why change?
@ choco, i would too, but i really want some enchiladassss!
teeheee @Mirs
somebody gonna get it in 
YSO looking up Man’s address
@ YT Man
It’s good to see you searching for your roots. If you can’t get help here, get help somewhere.
facetious again sweetie I am way calm today i was on some fivehourenery meets red bull stuff last week
@ man choke her she will like it and it will make you feel better or let her choke you either way let the safe words commence to dropping
@Kingston
pls not tonight 
I still have left overs from lunch but happy hour in my room leads to sexting and drunk textn
@KINGSTON
“the same chit i wore to school. why change? ”
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And what exactly did you wear to school?
Be careful because there’s a serial killer in Houston right now.
**concerned**
oh mrs war head its a gift
someone send me some ciroc redberry. i ain’t much of a drinker but i been hearin good things. i plan to view the bright lights of nyc thru a drunken haze this weekend
facetious again sweetie I am way calm today i was on some fivehourenery meets red bull stuff last week
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Okay AL while your being facetious I’m being sarcastic K?
@ Kingstonn, please have a shot, well two, for me, too.
@ Man, Seriously? where’d you hear that?
@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
@KINGSTON
“Seriously? where’d you hear that?”
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Yeah, seriously. Look it up.
**booty pinch**
ALBoy says:
@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
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mir whats the look about we are friends is all
@mirs u calm now? since kingstonn goin out to happy hour and ain’t invite nobody lets go on our own. needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*
wish i had a friend like that
@CANDI
“needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*”
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You don’t need to do that!
my fault mirs did you want a kiss too
@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
grab the back of Al’s head and places it gently in my mouth 
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#swoons and gasps! Heeee’sss Bacccck
Im out ya on that one
be safe
mrs tootsie roll pop you can have a friend like that say the word how many licks does it take…..
@ candi
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies…
see you later @choco
candibfly says:
@mirs u calm now? since kingstonn goin out to happy hour and ain’t invite nobody lets go on our own. needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*
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Yea, I’m good.
I’m wit it. I need a drink. I can’t celebrate single-dom, but me goin out, is “act-right” for my boo. 
@yso eveytime i hear that song i think of the SNL routine
@ candi, i rather drink and stuff my face on my own. that way noone can see how gross i look when i’m hungry
ALBoy says:
my fault mirs did you want a kiss too
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*puts on my black leotard and does the single ladies routine*
LOL AL that reminds me of that lil kim vid where she was all them different “barbie” (blow up dolls more like it)
yea dontget Iked unless thats your thing
daps you back mirs
Me too @ ALBoy
There’s also a really funny version of it set to the Andy Griffith Show theme song.
@CANDI
“my fault mirs did you want a kiss too”-AL
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I support your friendship with the wise Mirs.
ALBoy says:
yea dontget Iked unless thats your thing
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“my fault mirs did you want a kiss too”-AL
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Uhhh uhh, I wanna live. Hubby will commence to azz whoopin if I passed out my good kisses. But I’ll dap you. *daps u*“-MIRS
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I support your friendship with the wise Mirs.
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@CANDI
“*puts on my black leotard and does the single ladies routine*”
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I’m mad but too mesmerized to try and stop you.
**sitting Indian style**
i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom. i’m surprised florida ain’t throw some hot grits on em al green style
yso im trippin thinking about that family guy when peter went to jail and they made him sing that ice cream song
sorry guys my mind is like that bing commercial
what u got to be mad about? go pinch some butts
If you liked then you shoulda put a ring on it…
candibfly says:
i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom. i’m surprised florida ain’t throw some hot grits on em al green style
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He woulda got that azz whooped in my household.
@CANDI
“i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom.”
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Wow. I don’t remember that episode. James was 100% wrong because yall gotta go in that laundry room too to clean up the clothes and chit.
florida should have been happy to have a man
wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck
That’ll get yall shot
ALBoy says:
wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck
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AL
i was thinkin he must have knocked her up and had to marry her bc she def wasn’t a looker
@ candi
You better snatch that up before some other (un)lucky girl does.
whats wrong @mirs she was built like a dryer
@AL BOY
“wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck”
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“Baby, lemme kiss you on your ‘n-oulder’
“
n=oulder
he frontin for y’all, he ain’t like this at home *rolls eyes*
ALBoy says:
whats wrong @mirs she was built like a dryer
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Damn, a dryer????
@CANDI
“what u got to be mad about? go pinch some butts”
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These ol dastardly azz niggas are looking at all of your beauty while you do your routines. They are having “un-gentlemanly” like thoughts.
I only occassionally politely and thoughtfully give a pleasurable pinch on the bottom of certain ladies. However, I can forego if need be…
candibfly says:
he frontin for y’all, he ain’t like this at home *rolls eyes*
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We know.
AL i was thinkin he must have knocked her up and had to marry her bc she def wasn’t a looker
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but he went back in there at least two more time i dont see what he saw love is helen keller
Maybe not a dryer a bag of lays how bout that
@AL he was
wilona on the side
@AL
“Maybe not a dryer a bag of lays how bout that”
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I’m out yall
i think she played as a defensive back on the chicago bears
@CANDI
Wilona was fine.
The original thick chick. If they had rap videos back then…
@ ALBoy
You know Flo Evans was the orignal brickhouse.
bye mirs
@YSO
“You better snatch that up before some other (un)lucky girl does. ”
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**tosses crayon outside of the post**
Go get it girl… go get it!
peace out mirs
yea @ candi she stayed over there then be laughing at all his jokes and why when ever wilona had a date james was never around
james: meet me at the spot
wilona what should we tell kenmoore
james tell it you got a date and i got an interveiw
yso that back was way too big you right brick house straight blocks no curves
Hey, Bullchitsu, shouldn’t you be in a corner licking your balls or something?
omg i literally laughed out loud at u callin florida kenmoore
u ain’t right. she was a big b1tch tho.
that’s why they argued all the time. that sexual tension.
@YSO
“Hey, Bullchitsu, shouldn’t you be in a corner licking your balls or something?”
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I caint get YOU off my balls to even scratch ‘em! DAYUM! You like an “e-jockstrap” or something.
(searching for a kennel that takes in stray dogs that absolutely no one wants)
watching the banter
see cliff did that thang right he said if you want me to be married im gone have to have a ten not a lineman aka kenmoore evans
I wouldn’t need to do much work.
@candi you know that had some nicknames for her behind her back
i love claire huxtable
**Puts some “lotrimin” on Yso**
.. maybe that’ll make her azz go away. DAYUM!
@Al they called her taz. she had a wide back like the tazmanian devil in them looney toon cartoons.
*pours out some colt 45*
@CANDI
I wanted to pound Rudy Huxtable
Claire was cool but she was a bit controlling
yea big back tiny legs taz sounds about right
@man i was all about denise
@man
i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower
denise was the prettiest i think
claire did try to tell cliff what to eat and do all the time, but he just took her upstairs and put it down that he eventually got his way
@CANDI
“i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower ”
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I hated Stanley (R.I.P.)…. AND Kenny. Neither were good enough for my Rudy.
**gasp** Stanley would have gotten to hit what? You said, “hit this”… are you referring to your computer??????
@candi i thought you would have been all over shaqs son the big dyslexic Theo
@CANDI
“i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower ”
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like i said mrs cherry coke now and later cause you nasty
@AL
Denise was pretty, but I think she was just a little TOO far out there for me.
Sandra was ol prude. I bet she scheduled the exact time “Sex could commence” and chit.
i keep talkin just so you’ll call me another type of candy *giggles*
@ ALBoy
If big and dumb was her “type”…Never mind.
@man what did u mean when u said u wanted to pound rudy?
okay mrs symphony bar with toffee
@CANDI
“what did u mean when u said u wanted to pound rudy? ”
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Give her a “pound.” You know, like give her some dap and chit.
Now, what did you mean by Stanly could “hit this?”
i meant we coulda hit the books. u know he ain’t like school and was dsylexic like theo
u must have a big sweet tooth Al
yea i love sweets especially candi mrs green apple frooties
@CANDI
“i meant we coulda hit the books. u know he ain’t like school and was dsylexic like theo ”
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OOoooooooooooh.
That’s right! He was a lil slow and chit huh. How nice of you to be willing help that brother out.
Ya know…. I would hit your books. Be in them books like a librarian and chit.
*blurshes* (u know black ppl add letters to words)
when do y’all get off work?
I love green apple Frooties. Carry on.
what a gentleman
u know me, willing to help man kind. AL do u need any help studying? *being helpful* *adjusts the straps on my backpack*
what are frooties? is this a hood or generic candy?
yso i love all flavor frooties
@ candi I judt got off im running out of here like fred flinstone screaming and the whole nine bye
wait yea i dont get off til late and will need to schedule late night study sessions if thats okay with you mrs strawberry laffy taffy
@CANDI
“what a gentleman
u know me, willing to help man kind. AL do u need any help studying? *being helpful* *adjusts the straps on my backpack*”
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Lemme help you with that backpack!
**feels up Candi as I remove the backpack**
I’m sure Al will get it down, but I do need some help with some difficult topics.
@ candi
They’re a corner store candy like and kinda like fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls. They’re one of my favorites so, trust me, it’s a compliment.
@ ALBoy
If you bust out the pink lemonade Jolly Ranchers I’m gone have to start sitting next to you again.
i will help u man so u don’t get left behind another year
@yso fruit flavored tootsies…hmm, i’d have to try it cause i can’t imagine how that would taste.
@ candi
You have such a kind heart, helping out the less fortunate like that.
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