It looks like the over-hyped, over-the-top sales marketing plan worked for rapper Jay Z and former VIBE editor Dream Hampton, who goes uncredited as the actual author of Decoded.
Decoded, Jay Z’s autobiography slash memoir of his days hustling drugs in the Marcy Projects to his current gig hustling for cred in corporate boardrooms, debuted at #3 on the New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover non-fiction books.
This is not a big deal when you consider that the aging rapper is trailing behind 2 books that have been on the bestseller list for weeks: Laura Hillenbrand’s Unbroken (#2) and George Bush’s memoirs Decision Points (#1).
Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times. Decoded landed at #18.
Photos by Sandra Mu/Getty Images AsiaPac
A sucker is born every minute!
#feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man
ALLLLLLRRRRRRREADY
I
Jay Z
I had no idea this guy had an album out
(santogold voice)
brook-lynnn we go hard.. we go hard..
@’cfree,
its his book.
@JAY BEE
“#feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man”
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Not a dayum thang. Just a way for him to get more money sayin the same chit he has said for the last 15 years. SMH.
jay has the midas touch I guess
“Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times.”
actually there is a lot in the book that you wouldnt know unless you read it and im a fan and i knew a lot. i think that good being that the majority of the people who would read it are not in a target read books category. we should be proud someone we even have wind of even made the top 20 for books i mean better him getting money than george bush.
@kingston, guess I shud actually read the post instead of skimming
eastpoint… Nope!!
@Eastpoint how is it better him getting money than G. Bush? Just curious because it doesn’t benefit the little people one way or the other..
Hello All. Come on Sandra, give JayZ his props. As far as books are concerned, the NY best seller list IS the best list. And as far as I’m concerned, being named to this list is comparative to getting a Grammy or Oscar in music and movies, respectively. Hell, I hope my first book makes it to this list. That is all.
Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???
He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????
*side eyes* Sandra. I have a feeling if this story was about a repeat offender/rapper’s “autobiography slash memoir of his days of hustling drugs at the tender age of 12 to his current gig of now doing them with a lot more money and still repeatedly breaking the law” debuting at #3, this entire post would be different.
Anywho congrats to Jigga and everybody else working hard and making that legal money!!!
i don’t care about jay z but being on the NY Best Seller list is no small feat.
I’m interested in seeing what he says, so i may read it.
therapist1911 says:
Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???
He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????
Nope you are on POINT per usual
Whaddup @therapist
civil please no need to take it there.. yalls ppl crack me up! u have to hit a low blow to feel good #NOselfEsteem
we talk this and that how we need to stick together and you have to try and belittle a person with there features..way way diferrent than someone talking about where some one is on the list…SAD!
@weezybaby
because he is a black man succeeding in something other than selling drugs. the success of his book makes it that much easier for the next person of color to author a book. u dont always have to directly benefit from something to applaud the effort.
@ChaCha…ok thought I was missing something!!
@Civil…ain’t nothing much going on. Just working!! SCHOOL!! How u been
@Jay Bee…#plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well. Please preach somewhere else
@therapist…I’ve been pretty good, doing the same thing. Had to deactivate the book for the semester
You definitely make sure brief appearances are memorable.
@East…..AGREED
@Civil….ouch!!! Yeah i feel you. You been singing lately
Civil says:
#plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well.
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Can I join this club?
I know I’m late and
but this chick said: “I could whistle and nyggas will pistol-whip you in all 5 buroughs.”
WHAT?! LOL! This is why I fux with Kim! *Riley from Boondocks voice* “I FUX WITH KIM! Kim is my nygga! You my nygga, Kim!”
Hey Civil! Going in hard but ever so lightly, I see…
What’s goin on in here?
@Civil and Therapist awww shucks yall should hold hands
I KID I KID!
What’s goin on in here?

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yea i like they way u #fixUp…
harlem :wave:
Hey YSS, Sassy
@therapist…only in church once in a blue moon
Jumping over @choco
@Kingston
I know! LOL! I just listened to the song though and it was going hard. Many quotables from that! So I just felt like I needed to comment on that, even though the time & place may not be appropiate.
LOL!
WTH!
Civil sings and I haven’t been serenaded yet!
I thought we were better than that but I guess not!
*whips hair, turns on heel and walks out*
i still haven’t heard it yet.
@BROWN…what you wanna hear?
Probably R. Kelly huh?
Its like CANDII owwwww
hey girl whats happening?
:hugs: for being able to take a joke
@Man

Was I the only fool in the Kim K post with the popcorn cracking up? Yall crack me up!!
@harlem i’m good, snuggled on the couch. how was ur holiday?
MissH, kingstonn…how y’all been?
@Civil
Can I put in a request too? I want some Big Luther. Or some Al Green.
And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…
@CANDI
I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic!
@Civil
SIKE 
Well you can but I dunno know about your friend
I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.
Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
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kick rocks. we threw.
Civil whatever you prefer, but Will Downing is a plus!
@YSO
“And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…”
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You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on.
kick rocks. we threw.
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Don’t worry she will be back just like I was with AL
EFF DECODED I ain’t reading up on chit about JAY Z I wish the whole promo would go away
bahahahaha

Damn Man. should’ve refilled the rush card.
@choco how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph
@ CANDI girl it was good spent some good times with the fam my lil cuz beat my azz in chess and checkers but then again I blame the rum and beer
@ CIVIL heyyy my hershey chocolate goodness
how you been? Good to see you still cutting up round these parts.
You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on.

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how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph
but I took him back just flirt with someone else like ACE not AL
and all will be better
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@CANDI
“@CANDI
I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
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kick rocks. we threw
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Baby, I’m sorry
Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
Please come back home girl
I know you put all your trust in me
I’m sorry I let you down
Please forgive me
I see you got the beggin part down
Baby, I’m sorry

Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
Please come back home girl
I know you put all your trust in me
I’m sorry I let you down
Please forgive me
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Aint this what you said to Krysi J
*holds hand out* u know how to apologize
it ain’t tru luv unless u break up at least once a week
but when i was reading it why did it sound like a boyz II men song, i could image bass sayin that part
@BROWN
“I see you got the beggin part down”
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“I see you got the
begginPLEADING part down.”PLEADING.

@Man
I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.
Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women.
@ candi, i was thinking Keith Sweat..
Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg
@CHOCO
“Baby, I’m sorry
Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
Please come back home girl
I know you put all your trust in me
I’m sorry I let you down
Please forgive me
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Aint this what you said to Krysi J”
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My girl YSO at it again
*waits for Krysi to come bustin through the door*
@YSO
“I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.
Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women.”
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I was just sayin… you sounded a lil envious. I’m sure somehow, someway, you will get pizzed on too.


where is yvonne when i need her?! *sigh* posed to be my ride or die. :wait:
I don’t remember requesting a selection from Keith Sweat begging azz.
@BROWN
“Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg”
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Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.

Man and YSO yall tooo LHM
@KINGSTON
“i was thinking Keith Sweat..”
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Please don’t question my sincerity.
Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
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And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back
kwall says:
I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.
Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3.
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sister soulja writes books too..#classiks
ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet
@BROWN
“Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
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And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back
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Well, if the bytch in heat…
@kingstonn
We are so here >>><<<
@Man
You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.
Either way that's sooo much more your thing than it is mine.
and whooooo can love you like me..
NOBODYYYYY
who can do what ya neeeeeeeed?
NOBODY
who can love you all night longggg?
nobody babyyyyyyy.
that man sho’ could beg.
@CANDI
“ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet”
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Touche.

exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help
YSO I PROMISE I LOVE YOUR GUTS!
@BROWN
“exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help”
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Well, I’m nothing if not courteous and considerate.
*looks at clock*
Well it isn’t 4:00, but 3:48 is close enough.
I’m going home folks. See ya’ll round these parts tumarah!
@kingstonn
Do you remember what he looked liked? He kinda didn’t have a choice.
@BROWN
:hugs:
@YSO
“You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.
Either way that’s sooo much more your thing than it is mine.
”
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So is that why you come to this blog? Hoping that I sprinkle you with some liquid gold?
Well, I’m sure you will find someone willing to bestow their urine upon your face. Maybe you should just pay them.
let me sit back and watch this verbal boxing match lol
@ yso, wasnt he married to lisa wu hartwell?
she must have really loved him to look at that droopy face everyday.
@Choco…u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol
@Man
I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.
You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you believe you’re actually good for both.
@candi: I’m here boo! I was reading about the digestive system but I got you…. *slips razor from underneath my tongue*….
@YSO
“I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.
You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you
believeyou’re actually good for both. ”____________________________________________________________________________
“Believe” I’m good for both?
Maybe your opinion differ if I was fluent in cow. Kind of hard for us to hold a conversation when we speak different languages don’t you think?
u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol
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Prolly do
@yvonne i knew i could count on u. ok since u readin bout that. why does my stomach always hurt after i eat?
This book will not be added to my extensive library. Next.
@kingstonn
I didn’t even know he was married. Was she legally blind AND deaf?
I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?
I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine.
@candi: I will let you know after I finish this chapter
@YSO
“I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?
I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine.”
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You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.
**pulls out di©k**
8=======================================D
There, just suck it dry like you want to.
@Man:
….and here I thought you were a gentleman!!!!
lol i didnt say he was the only hip hop person to write a book i said him being successful in doing so would open up more doors for people to do so and eminem hits a demographic beyond regular hiphop reach. i like to see all people succeed in any positive hustles they want to accomplish.
Methinks I hit a nerve with that one.
You can put that 3 1/2 inches back in your pants. I don’t play with preschool toys.
@BROWN
8???? Is that it????
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Look at it again… the “8” represents the “testicles” babe.
@BROWN
And that’s 8 in centimeters.
you got 8 testicles????
what in the wild kingdom…………
lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.
**pulls out di©k**
8=======================================D
There, just suck it dry like you want to.
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THE-RAPIST
I’m good at what I do!
@Therapist
This is our work
@Choco
There’s more than one way to train a dog.
@BROWN
“you got 8 testicles????”
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I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.
8=======================================D
^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head
therapist1911 says:
lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???
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I’m good at gurglin, umm I mean jugglin
I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.
8=======================================D

^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head
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@YSO
Girl I would whip that nicca into shape he will start addressing you with Yes Maam No Maam
@Man
I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.
It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.
You two are basically cut from the same cloth
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Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever??
@YSO
“I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.”
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You can suck AND type at the same time!
“Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO
You can suck AND type at the same time!
“Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO
please keep it up 
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y’all still “debating”?
can someone find me a new job where i don’t have to listen to anyone or give me the start up money to start my own company? thanks. *huffs*
@Choco
I try to aim higher with my goals. Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape?
yvonne it’s been a long one for me too! I could be doin so many other meaningful more important things!
this day has been long as hell…and i ain’t even at work today :-/
Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape?
It’s becuz I look at him like my lil bro
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@Brown: I have a few things in mind that I COULD be doing….
This day is dragging… UGH
I see a young El in your gravi Candi.. El is pushing 50 you know that right, would you let him hit that in real life?
WELP Guess I got my answer from @Brown & @Choco…..carry on!! LOL who am I to intervene in your greatnesss
@Man
Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?
@Therapist
Dont intervene just join the fun….
@candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….
@Yvonne
Whats up with lover boy
OFF TOPIC
Ladies would you seduce a man that was playing hard to get just for the hell of it???
yvonne79 says:
Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever??
toooo dayum LONG
we shoudn’t be here anyway, we shud have this day to recoup from that mini vacay 
@YSO
“Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?”
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Uh huh.
Look, you can practice your “Swallowing Technique” with your pride… THEN maybe I’ll let you swallow that “Yt-Delight” you are BEGGING for me to put in your mouth.
ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.
Yall still at it
@Choco: Girl, you already know….
@CHOCO, neva met a man that played hard to get, thats usually me, tell that ninja give it up, he know he want it
DID Someone call MY NAME (Comment #144)
I FINALLY decided to come to THIS Post because I SWORE I heard some Fine-AZZ Sexxy Female CALLING My Name…
@Choco
I see. But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?…You may as well leave me out of that right there…
Call me crazy but to debute at #3 and the former president is only one up before you, you the ish in my eyes. #teamdontknockthehustle
@cha cha i know how old he is. he is seasoned. i need that in my life. and i would let him hit it every day of the week in any position he wanted to.
Oh na,na…..what’s my name…..
Someone must want it really bad
ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.

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@CFREE and YVONNE
funny thing is whether I seduce or not he will migrate back
This mofo got his feelings involved and now I feel like being a bish and use my powers for evil
@Man
Guess you’re outta luck, Chuck.
@CANDI
“…he is seasoned. …”
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…but I’m “old?”
@Choco: I say seduce him. What the hell? Then again, don’t listen to me. Doing things for the hell of it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. Muahahaha……
yvonne79 says:
@candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….
u can at least endulge in some “ME Time”
But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?
I like to watch
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“…he is seasoned. …”
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…but I’m “old?”
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as shit
@Yvonne
I digress tho I may focus my energies elsewhere 
I’mma let this come to me on his own unless I feel horny he’s been seduced before so it’s not like it’s new and exciting just me proving a point of Don’t tell me NO
@ 139
You have no idea
@CFREE: “me time” bores me now….
@CHOCO, get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. Works like a charm.
it’s tru tho…so i had heard
i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*
Ahhhh YOU NEED to STOP IT NOW… I haven’t SEEN or HEARD from YOU (My Boo…) all DAMN DAY (Real…) And I come into this post ONCE & make an affectionate remark to a Female Peep… And THIS is MY Treatment
I HAVE Things to take of NOW (Check with YOU Later on…)
Yvonne, well its high time u recruit someone to take care of that there. lol
@Choco
Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but it WON’t happen because it CAN’T happen.
You may see him as a brother but I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons.
@CFREE
I was like damn I have that much power over him he is scared to be in my house with me alone I’m gonna torture him tho cuz he actn toooo silly and it’s sorta of amusing but also could be off putting he lucky I don’t have anything else to do right now
This mofo won’t even come into my house
well dayum
@Cfree: My sentiments exactly!!!
Muahahahahahaahahaahaha
Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment.
He can be an azzhole to you he is to me at times but you do possess a puzzy right if so you can fluck him
I won’t stop until I hook you guyz up
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@CFFREE
“get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
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I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!
Muahahahahahaahahaahaha
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this laugh is making me
Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch
YSoSerious says:
….I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons.
November 29, 2010 at 4:44 pm
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…and there you have it!!!!
@YVONNE
Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
@CHOCO, that ninja scared to come 2 ur house??? DAYUM, let me find out you ova there tying em up and fluckn/suckn this man into submission
candibfly says:
@ cfree
it’s tru tho…so i had heard i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*
Oh yes it is my sweet dear innocent friend, and don’t forget to make pron noises accordingly
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch

November 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm
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@CFREE
I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap
it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit
Girl he is afraid to be alone with me
@CFFREE
So, you make noises along with it too…
well folks I’m out, have a good one
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
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That’s like opening pandora’s box…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CFFREE
“get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
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I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!
down boy
Choco says:
@CFREE
Girl he is afraid to be alone with me I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit
November 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm
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Damn torture chamber and ish
@YVONNE
“Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
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That’s like opening pandora’s box…
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What could be better to cure boredom?
Oh yeah, send it to a few people that would NEVER suspect it from you.
Having secrets is fun.
do it yvonne! i will evaluate said video if u need a second opinion.
that’s how good of a friend i am.
where’s your damn halo!
man i think u have been helpful enough
u need to worry about ur own emails
@brown did it fall off?! *reaches up* it’s still there
@CANDI
“man i think u have been helpful enough
u need to worry about ur own emails”
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:bows:
Of course… of course!
**going to check emails**
@Yvonne
Pleasure Torture Chamber but honestly ladies i know I’ve felt like that about a man like bish don’t even go near him cuz you know but I’ve never had it done in reverse I feel so evil cuz I know his vulnerability
@MAN, what good wud the show be w/o the proper audio
OFF TOPIC
PEEPS I’m in the search for a Chow Chow pup smooth coat if possible but the most I will pay is $500 and I’m not paying shipping cost if anyone of you know or come across a reputable breeder pls let me know – THANKS IN ADVANCE
Peer pressure I tell ya
Choco: Check your mail
This one is a doozy…..
:shocked:@candi friends like u are far and few between
@Yvonne waiting anxiously
@CHOCO
Chow Chows are the BESTEST!
@cfree i know! always got my friend’s back
honest, truthful, pure as the driven snow
@Man
I know and I’m having a hard time finding one and when I do it’s a fraudelent ad SMH
@Choco: It got stuck in my outbox. You should have it now….
ALL LADIES should be really really good friends to each other!
@Candi: And this is why I ride for you!
DAMMMMMMNNNNN YVONNNE Pladow –

i’m so sick of going to the chiropractor. he’s not even fine anymore. i hate him
forward that email too
*nosey and butting in where nobody invited me*
@Candi
I dont know if your nasty like that
i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!
“i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!”-Candi
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**unzipping pants to take dic pic**
@man i’ll believe it when i see it in my email
I will send if Yvonne okays if not I can’t but she can bounce a quarter off of it if that helps
Welp, its that time folks, until next time!
i’ll believe it when i see it in my email
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Please Man is a scaredy cat he won’t be sending shat
he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches
@CANDI
“he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches”
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**GASP**
@man what the problem is?
@CANDI
“what the problem is?”
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Nothing… I know nothing of this “deformity” of which you speak! And yes, I have NO problem proudly displaying my 3.5 inches of a “Lady Pleaser.”
The dude from “Mask”? Hell naw…
what ya’ll talk bout?
what yall talking about in hea fell like i should be naked coming in hea