‘The Game’ star Hosea Chanchez, who plays womanizing football player Malik, recently spoke to VIBE magazine about where he meets the ladies. And here I thought Hosea was Ghey.
Hosea, 29, told VIBE that the most likely place for him to meet a lady is at the airport. That makes sense. If she’s flying first class that means she either has a good job or a sponsor to spring for the expensive plane ticket — which still works out in your favor as long as her sponsor doesn’t find out about you.
“I wouldn’t meet her at a club,” says Hosea. “If you are probably in the club you probably aren’t the chick for me. I say airports because I spend a lot of time in them, so that’s a perfect place.”
What would be an ideal date for you?
“Completely submerging myself in ‘her’ world. I’m a people watcher/learner. I can’t be like movies and dinner, that’s not me. I love to do those things but I like to find out more about people. So for me it would be about coming to her house, watch movies, look through her DVD’s. I am nosy as hell by the way [laughs] see what she’s watching, check her search engine to see what she’s been up to, I’m just kidding. Seriously it would be about submerging myself into her world whatever that may be.”
Most celebrities have them; do you have any celebrity crushes?
“Sanaa Lathan, Halle Berry, I could go on but I don’t want to bore you [laughs] Zoe Saldana, and Scarlett Johansson.”
Hmmm, I never thought he was.
Well then he needs to waer a shirt that says so
i hate his hair.
I neva thought he was THE GHEY so whatevs!
On the show, Malik is being a world class a**hole. He better watch his back cause Tee Tee’s is coming for him.
NEWSFLASH-WHO THOUGHT HE WAS GAY?
Okay…
KrayZKat says:
On the show, Malik is being a world class a**hole. He better watch his back cause Tee Tee’s is coming for him.
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What would be an ideal date for you?
“Completely submerging myself in ‘her’ world.
Seriously it would be about submerging myself into her world whatever that may be.”
( I translate that to mean plenty of
)
Maybe he isn’t….I wonder if the FRONT of his boxers tell a different “tail”? <— pun ALWAYS intended
I didn’t know “The Dream” was on the t.v. show “The Game.”
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
(scrolls up)
Needs more moob.
Negro going to her house and watching a movie is NOT a date
That “bigg’un” next to Hosea giving that look like she just found out Popeye’s outta chicken.
Oh and Sandra who though he was gay
You know the only time I really hear gay rumors is when I come here
@MAMACITA
“Negro going to her house and watching a movie is NOT a date ”
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Shiiiiiiid. Why it ain’t? You must ain’t seen gas is three WHOLE dollars!
She lucky we don’t just change the t.v. to the same channel and discuss it over the phone.
UMM AND HERE I AM TALKING TO MY SELF IN THE OKRA POST
HE LOOK AIGHT NOT ENOUGH TO CARE IF HE LIKES TO RIDE THE PONY!!
WHO EVER SAID THAT HE WAS GAY, BUT IF HE’S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT I WOULD LOVE TO VOLUNTEER
He’s NOT gay, but his shirt, scarf and haircut is
I blame Obama.
1. his hair is horrid
2. i could care less about him, his sexual preference, and/or love life
soooo what we talkin bout?
*leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner with built in cooler, microwave, ice maker, massager, and blender*
and his glasses may be a little tangy too
@Man You just wanna holla at her. We know you
the “bigg’uns”…
YSoSerious says:
I blame Obama.
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A female flying first class is good date material? She could be flying first class to turn herself in on a warrant. She could have a first class ticket compliments of being Charlie Sheen’s escort for the weekend. I don’t find the Airport any classier than a upscale club. It has to be bad thinking you’re going to find a good mate at church. Find them in the produce section of a grocery store or at a hardware store. At least you know they can shop for food, or can fix more than a light bulb(that goes for men and women).
@MAMACITA
the “bigg’uns”…”
” You just wanna holla at her. We know you
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Shiiiid. Looks like somebody betta give her some chicken or something first.
@Yso
are you turning into sandra?!?
@Man that ain’t no damn date! And gas is ALWAYS high so that ain’t no damn excuse either!
@Mamacita
He’s gone from Magical Negro to National Scapegoat. I’m just keeping up with the times.
@MAMACITA
“that ain’t no damn date! And gas is ALWAYS high so that ain’t no damn excuse either!”
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I can see you one of these “uppity” hoes. Prolly expect a nigga to buy you a whole PERSONAL meal for you on a first date, instead of yall SHARING a plate and being romantic and chit.
Yeah, I know your type.
Anna says:
A female flying first class is good date material? She could be flying first class to turn herself in on a warrant.
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LMAO!
Hosea is all sorts of covering up – it was rumored that he was gay but this lil tidbit don’t mean he ain’t- Who and what man is stupid enough to admit to being all about the woman he gave himself up further imo with this response… Airport for meeting a Woman or a Tranny coming from Vegas in FIRST CLASS – Boy BYE! Also for real yo – y we at my crib watching my DVD that’s submerging huh nahhh nicca that’s hiding!
@ “PERSONAL meal for you on a first date”
All I know is he has a big ‘walking stick”. I don’t have any DVD’s but he can come over and watch Netflix all day. From the neck down he’s hawt but his face does look a little “how does lawrence know apollo-ish”…
@Man Did you just call me a hoe?!?
You probably don’t like taking your girl out because those “bigg’uns” will eat you out of house and home huh? Yeah I see where you’re coming from…
Cosign Choco. You at my house using my electricity, heat, and wearing out my sofa. Why we can’t “submerge” at his place. You wanna submerge into my world then let me show you where I like to go and what I like to do.
i guess unless he’s wearing dasiy dukes like derek j, tells u upfront, or is marlon wayans then i don’t speculate on who a man prefers in the bed. if we not bout to go on a date i could give not one fvck
all i know is that eddie munster widow’s peak mohawk ain’t workin for him
however, his ideal date is lame and cliche
Who fluckin cares if hes gay is anyone up in here fluckin him
@MAMACITA
“Did you just call me a hoe?!?
You probably don’t like taking your girl out because those “bigg’uns” will eat you out of house and home huh? Yeah I see where you’re coming from…”
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I ain’t sayin youz a HOE type hoe… you know what I mean.
Dawn says
“but his face does look a little “how does lawrence know apollo-ish”…”
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bwahahahahahahahahahah aahhhhh ahahahahahaha
JUST STOP IT!
@DAWN
“From the neck down he’s hawt but his face does look a little “how does lawrence know apollo-ish”…”
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How you been mama?
Who fluckin cares if hes gay is anyone up in here fluckin him
I wont’ be this nigga wanna go thru my music and cd library on the first date WTF nicca we going some place real public just in case you touched in the head from all those tackles #TEAMNOOCHOORTO
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@Man oh ok. So you’l give her all 3″ of pleasure but won’t eat with her. I see…
@Mama
He said biggums 3″ gonna get stuck in her folds
harlem me and u are >>>>>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<<<<<
I have to defend Manuel here.
He only dates a “bigg’un” when that term is referring to dyck size.
@MAMACITA
”
“oh ok. So you’l give her all 3? of pleasure but won’t eat with her. I see…
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3.5” of pleasure! That extra .5 is what be driving ’em crazy!
And of course I can’t be seen eating with her, that would hurt my chances of using my 3.5″ pleasure stick on another lucky young lady!
(the ultimate goal is using that 3.5″ monster on as many young ladies as possible)
@Choco
you right. maybe he can put it in her ear or something…
@Yso
What’s for lunch???
@YSO
“I have to defend Manuel here.
He only dates a “bigg’un” when that term is referring to dyck size.
”
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Thanks for your defense but you must have me confused with one of your “customers.”
She could be flying first class to turn herself in on a warrant.
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RIIIIGHT! Cause if I am going down…I’m going down in STYLE…shew!
:wave: HEY PRYN
i ate mine at 11:40 am. and i brought it. been tryin to do better (aka my pants are too snug)
That “bigg’un” next to Hosea giving that look like she just found out Popeye’s outta chicken.
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Hatechu. Don’t think I told you lately.
The topic of this post should be his damn hair that irks me Sandra! Can we get a petition going to “out” this chit b/c it is highly irritating to look at. And
Scarlett Johansson 
that is my YT Gul, if I trade sides crush
How Ya’ll durin this afternoon
LOL @Candi….. I’m hungry but I dont feel like driving anywhere for lunch I’m tired of the cafe and food court tho…
He CAN BE anything he WANTS TO BE… GAY Dudes don’t have to admit to EVERYONE that they are GAY (Real…)
BUT It sure would be Nice and Extremely Helpful if GAY DUDES who choose to have sex with STRAIGHT Females (For WHATEVER Reason…) would let THAT FACT be Known… Us straight MEN have enough to worry about and Wondering if the FEMALE you want to have SEX WITH have slept with a GAY DUDE continues to be at the TOP OF THE LIST of Deal Breakers
And He’s alwayz LQQKED Extremely ZESTY (To Me…) Just My Opinion
I’m not confused at all. And you’re welcome and chit.
<—Magnanimousity
BUT It sure would be Nice and Extremely Helpful if GAY DUDES who choose to have sex with STRAIGHT Females (For WHATEVER Reason…) would let THAT FACT be Known
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i agree, but i only want to know or even care if that straight female that is about to do it froggy style is me.
BUT It sure would be Nice and Extremely Helpful if GAY DUDES who choose to have sex with STRAIGHT Females (For WHATEVER Reason…) would let THAT FACT be Known
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My point who he does and doesn’t sleep don’t keep me up but the DL bs that comes along with being ashamed of who you are is hurting the lives of others!
ate mine at 11:40 am. and i brought it. been tryin to do better
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Hail you did better than me. When I bring my lunch that ish is GONE QUICK. My oldest packs me one in the summertime and she called one morning like “what are you eating…??” That sammich you sent with me…she was horrified…”But ma… its only 9:45 a.m.!!!!!”
The thought of him being gay NEVER entered my mind…
HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE LET ME PUT SOME PIMPN IT…HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE LET ME PUT SOME KUSH UP IN IT
Has anyone ever tried the SENSA diet?
@CANDI
“i agree, but i only want to know or even care if that straight female that is about to do it froggy style is me.”
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Go on…
Thanks Sandra for this post! I think he likes the ladies but if people think he’s gay just because he dresses different that’s their opinion. I’m sure there a plenty men who are gay who dress the way most men dress. I’ve seen gay men with “regular” clothes on (they were WM but I’ve never seen too many openly gay BM in my area & the couple I did were really gay). Anyway he has good taste in celebrity crushes & I’m a little jealous. Now I just need to hangout at an airport. I never go to clubs so we have that in common
I dont eat breakfast I eat around brunch time
works and then i snack a lil during the day but not much them bee pollen pills really helped tame my appetite
CANDI yes girl we are here because quit frankly I could give two chits if he was and why is this even a flucking post just to throw shade
i actually packed a breakfast today, but when i eat breakfast i am hungrier since my metabolism is going, but i held off until 11:45 instead of 10 something.
i ate my lunch at 9 something one day and was lookin pist come lunch time
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I didn’t know “The Dream” was on the t.v. show “The Game.”
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It’s time for your eye checkup appointment, LOL? To me the Dream isn’t ugly but he is in no way sexy like Hosea Chanchez.
@PINK
“I didn’t know “The Dream” was on the t.v. show “The Game.”
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It’s time for your eye checkup appointment, LOL?”
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Look like identical twins to me.
<—- CANDIBFLYS LOOK ALIKE…. TESSA TOMPSON "FOR COLORED GIRLS"
I wouldn’t mind spend time with him in my house. We wouldn’t ever have to leave home
man i can’t with ur gravie right now
@cha cha *pushes up my bifocals and squints* we both light skint with nice hair and pretty (#humble) but other than that ion see it
@ ChaCha, I’m sleepy … tell me something good to wake me up…
Look like identical twins to me.
@ Man, I’ll take your word for it because I get people confused for others all the time so I can’t really knock you for that. I just think one is really hot & the other really not, LOL.
candibfly says:
man i can’t with ur gravie right now
@cha cha *pushes up my bifocals and squints* we both light skint with nice hair and pretty (#humble) but other than that ion see it
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Y’all have similar eyes… the pupil only…
@CHA CHA
“<—- CANDIBFLYS LOOK ALIKE…. TESSA TOMPSON "FOR COLORED GIRLS"
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My Candi looks better.
@Candi
I can’t eat breakfast and when I do I feel like a pig for wanting a huge lunch two hours afterward
MissHarlem says:
Who fluckin cares if hes gay is anyone up in here fluckin him
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Unfortunately my answer to this question is no
supposedly eating breakfast helps in weight loss efforts sooo i’ve been trying to at least pack something to eat in the morning or have a smoothie (me and fruit aren’t really friends so this is tough). i’m sure that will stop when i run out of food :-/
@man u damn right #ifidontthinkimtheshytwhoelsewill
@dawn
@CHA CHA, i have never tried Sensa before. But if you are trying to lose weight try reducing your calories to 1200-1500 a day and exercise 20-30 3-4 days a week. It will come right off. And never skip breakfast
CANDI … OF COURSE YOUR ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PRETTIER
*plays in your hair… the movie was so good though I cant seperate your face from the character LOL.
AGAIN MY CANDI is definitely HOTTER *takes a picture for my CANDI BOO BEAR heart locket
@ CFREE… you might be on to something…. I just keep seeing the freakin banner come up every time I pull up my Yahoo so I was like FLUCK is SENSA trying to tell me something
@Candi
So you are trying to loose weight yeah breakfast will help in increasing your metabolism but Im really lazy and took bee pollen pills took inches off in like 3 months i just recently lost 4 lbs…
CFREEE and CHAAAAAAA
again just becuz 
@Candi and the dancing fingers around the lunch bag zipper…
** @CandiB’s thoughts**
“So if I eat a little bit now it wont hurt, I’ll try and just nibble.”
5 minutes later..
“What they hayle am I eating for lunch now??”
@cha cha see that is why u are the apple of my eye!
*shines up the locket with our pic in it from where we went to the salt and pepper concert and i had my hair dyed blonde and wore a big leather jacket and leggings with some reebok high tops*
Hey HOT CHOCA LATA
Seriously CHA I hate those damn weight loss ads, feels like they pointing right at u
Candi what up Ma?
@albert not much, ready to go so i can get my kickbox on at bally’s, what’s up with u? i see u got ur cross color sweat suit on over there
@CandiB
whats up err body I been responding in post where there werent any people thank you guys for that one JERKS
@Man
email me a pic of your gravi pls
Well does anyone think the Valerie Bertinelli look great filming commercials and then I saw her on Wendy and it appears she put on some weight?
candibfly do look like the lady from colored girls
ya’ll could be sistas
Al I gave you a hug in the other post you was lost in
@ Coupon Candi I am chilling just finished getting a couple Airbrushed bart simpson Tshirts so i can be fly like you
*rides up beside wcc on a lower rider bike with a horn that plays la cucaracha* i’d need to see another pic
lawd i remember them ghetto simpsons and bebe’s kid tshirts (never had any tho #bougie)
had bart simpson stuck between the cheeks of a really fat lady with the caption “crack kills”
@AL
oh and your the JERK!
I’d rather be a jerk then some grown azz man printing up effn furity azz TEE’s
So i guess its okay if you are in a powered wheel chair to ride people on the back of it to the store. I road through the hood and saw handicaped kid pulling a kid on the back of his wheel chair
@AL
I’d rather be a jerk then some grown azz man printing up effn furity azz TEE’s oh and
youryou’re the JERK!______________________________________________________________________
You don’t have to be spiteful I’ll allow you to be a part of my circle if you act right
@Al
Im not spiteful but you are a fool greeting me with me shade when I gave you a hug – circle BOY BYE!
Attention World: STOP WEARING FAKE GLASSES
Really you correcting my grammar you really on some fruity level – Silly rabbit tricks are for kids!
@ CHOCO dont act like that
He looks like he can be related to the Dream thats why he looks gay
@AL CAN WE BE NICE I MEMBER WEN U FIRST GOT INTO SR U WAS SUCH A NICE MAN WHAT HAPPEN??
@ choke o I knew it would get to you
What we tom bout?
Lakes Im still nice I just Kid a lot its hard to hear what i type the way i meant it.
I just mess with choco like that cause i can is all
Blah blah blah – please take your pettiness and deliver it to your petty azz chick boss! Cuz you pushed a wrong button coming out like a lil bish talkn bout last week! YEP I SAID IT! Watch your tongue when you come at me! REAL!
@SPONGE BOB
“He looks like he can be related to the Dream thats why he looks gay”
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Shiiid, I was starting to think I was the only one. I can’t even tell dem niggas apart.
Damn sure ain’t talkn bout this lil Tiff with AL
oh we off topic, oops…..
Why aren’t any of the women in here topless?
So everyone hates you Man? is that what i missed?
so u just don’t care that u look desperate askin for butt shots and the women to get nekkid all the time huh?
Oh
@SPONGE BOB
“So everyone hates you Man? is that what i missed?”
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¿¿¿
???
Where you gettin that from? Actually several ladies have confessed their love for me. Mamacita said she wanted to have my baby and chit but I was like
(she tryin to stick a nigga for they paper)
Dawn says:
@ ChaCha, I’m sleepy … tell me something good to wake me up…
I apologize to you Maam didnt mean to offend you in anyway
CHA CHA whats up baby?
@ DAWN…..OH you said tell you something good
I SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO……*RIDES OFF ON MY PIMPED OUT WAL MART SHOPPING CART WITH SPINNERS AND SR MONOGRAMMED INTERIOR
Oh ok @ man, all is right with the world than
@CANDI
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“so u just don’t care that u look desperate askin for butt shots and the women to get nekkid all the time huh?
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Oh, I wasn’t “REQUESTING” for any of the ladies to get topless.
I was just WONDERING why none of them had done so already, being in that it’s so late in the afternoon and some of them usually would have done so by now.
and some of them usually would have done so by now
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which ones?
@SPONGEBOB
“Oh ok @ man, all is right with the world than”
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…well, there is the problem of all the ladies still having their tops on so I guess everything isn’t all good.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Man
email me a pic of your gravi pls
Well does anyone think the Valerie Bertinelli look great filming commercials and then I saw her on Wendy and it appears she put on some weight?
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She has looking “hippy”, but she was sitting next to her co host with such skinny flabby/flappy thighs, it looked gross.
@ChaCha Hiding the nips with UNO cards you say?? Oh you fancy huh??
ALBoy says:
CHA CHA whats up baby?
@Anna
but the real question is can they photoshop commercials cuz she was toned and fit in that bikini?
HEY BOO BEAR
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didn’t u just call me that?! *feeling so unspecial, rips off my ‘cha cha and candi run this town’ anklet*
@ChaCha
@CANDI
“and some of them usually would have done so by now
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which ones?”
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You know… I’m not sure because I never really paid much attention to that sort of thing.
So how bout them Jets
Where’d everyone go? I come up in here today and I expect to be entertained! Yall bout to make me go do some work or sumpin.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Anna
but the real question is can they photoshop commercials cuz she was toned and fit in that bikini?
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Not sure but we have to remember she planned a New Yrs. wedding in 3 weeks. She is 50 and the Holidays weren’t that long ago. Usually tv adds 10-15 lbs. I do think we are use to her looking smaller, she’ll get back on track, it’s the new marriage weight we all get.
candibfly says:
HEY BOO BEAR
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didn’t u just call me that?! *feeling so unspecial, rips off my ‘cha cha and candi run this town’ anklet*
SQUEALLLLLLLLLLLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … I called you CANDI BOO BEAR….there is a difference………. Kills ALBOY…. From this day forward you will only be called ALBOY *krazy glues the anklet and our ankles together!
if u took care of home u wouldn’t be bored
I dont know @Man the women left or something
they have been doing that here lately 
@Anna
makes sense…
New marriage weight
wait did she just kill him and krazy glue our ankles together? LOL
see i knew i meant more to u
@Man
for the last time you show us something
@ 141 Choco what you remember?
@ CHa CHA why you got to kill me though?
its a rough day for ol Al I tell ya
@ALBOY
“So how bout them Jets”
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I hope my boy Big Ben can bring it home. Kinda scared of them Packers tho…
@Cha
REAL I got my cancellation notice via email 
To pay my GEICO bill
West Coast Chick says:
Well then he needs to wear a shirt that says so
FEWL-ISH!!!!!!!!!!
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ALBoy says:
@ CHa CHA why you got to kill me though?
UHHHHHHHHHH
so I can revive you 
mouth to mouth
@CHOCO
“for the last time you show us something”
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Ladies first…
@ Man the Packers are playing out of control right now theey might be tough to beat but I pickeed the Pittsburgh though
Choco
you are hilarious
…WHAT IS HARD
@ ChaCHa
I got you Ma 
Testing 1,2,3 ………aunty is scaning my comments, is it bcuz I’m writing from my phone?
@ALBOY
“I dont know @Man the women left or something they have been doing that here lately ”
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Oh, now they wanna act like they got “jobs,” “children” and “chit to do” these days huh?
I knew this was an ol uppity azz blog when I first came here.
get over it!
ok ok im back from my second
what it do what we talkn bout and what is this about topless and chacha with the uno cards!!!???
lunchbreakMan, I just don’t care™ says:
@ALBOY
“I dont know @Man the women left or something they have been doing that here lately ”
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Oh, now they wanna act like they got “jobs,” “children” and “chit to do” these days huh?
I knew this was an ol uppity azz blog when I first came here
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Dont Nobody get naked well not that much or nothin
I dont know what the deal is
@CHA
take that with ya! <——– See what I did here!
I rolled my eyes hard at ol Al having a rough day but he come out slinging and chit
@AL
Im over it just reading your comments sometimes make me respond soooo take heed to your own advice thank you kindly
@ALBOY
“@ Man the Packers are playing out of control right now theey might be tough to beat but I pickeed the Pittsburgh though”
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I’m 49er fan so I hate Green Bay on deep and spiritual level. Plus Big Ben is my 2nd favorite player so I HOPE Pittsburgh wins.
I got my “Go Rapist” tee shirt in black and yellow with number seven on it ready for the big game.
@CHACHA ***SNATCHES UNO CARDS FROM NIPS AND RUNS**
so what am i chooped liver or something?
*chases laker down and tackles her*
I am actually a Broncos fan so you already know the deal with them I had started rooting for Philly I dont like Pittsburgh but I think they will win
ALBoy says;
I dont know @Man the women left or something they have been doing that here lately
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Gee, I wonder why that is?
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CHA
I rolled my eyes hard at ol Al having a rough day but he come out
slingingkidding and chit______________________________________________________________________
@CANDI ***TRIES TO RUN FASTER BUT GETS DISTRACTED BY CANDIS BOOBS SLAPING HER IN THE FACE…..FALLS FACE FIRST IN TO GRASS WISDOM TOOTH POPS RIGHT OUT AND BLOOD ERRWERE*** I WOULD BE MAD BUT U JUST SAVED ME ABOUT 400 BIG ONES SO THANKS
@AL
“Dont Nobody get naked well not that much or nothin I dont know what the deal is”
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Maybe they need some inspiration.
**disrobing and pullin out 3.5″ for the ladies delight**
YSO so whats going on you know something dont you?
@CANDI **WRITES CANDI ROCKS ON WISDOM TOOTH AND PUTS IT UNDER PILLOW FOR TOOTHFAIRY TO PAY A BISH** HOW MUCH U THINK SHE GIVE ME???
(pokes eyes out and sighs a sigh of relief)
@MAN U RIGHT THE BEUTIFUL LADIES DONT GET NAKID NO MORE
WERE HIS AT??
for u laker, probably like a thousand pesos!
i hope u don’t have to get ur wisdom out, i did and it was the worst experience ever i got it done on a friday and didn’t go back to work til wed. the painnnnnnn
and he bruised a nerve so i couldn’t really feel my left side of my chin (still feels weird and this was in 2007)
WRITES CANDI ROCKS ON WISDOM TOOTH AND PUTS IT UNDER PILLOW FOR TOOTHFAIRY TO PAY A BISH
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@AL
There is a way to greet me thought you knew and kidding and calling me a jerk is not one of them in fact I don’t see you greet any female on here like that except me
@YSO
“I dont know @Man the women left or something they have been doing that here lately
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Gee, I wonder why that is?
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I detect sarcasm but there must be something I’m missing.
@ALBoy
dont care what yall say :homoswitch:
dont care what yall say :homoswitch:
The real deal there are no guys in here to get naked for! I mean come on boys I guess we made it to easy for you last year! Well welcome to 2011 where you get in IF you fit in!
@CANDI I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT GETTING HER WISDOM TOOTH TAKEN OUT WAS THE WORST SHAT EVA
I GOT MY RIGHT WISDOM TOOTH TAKEN OUT LAS YEAR RIGHT IT TOOK THAT MOTHA FUKN GUM TO HEAL ABOUT 4 DANG DAYS THE PAIN THE SWEELLING AND FEELING LIKE UR FACE IS 10 TIMES SWOLLEN MORE THAN WHAT IT IS 
AND MY GUMS ARE BUSTED SO I KNOW HE FINNA PULL IT OUT SH!T ***STARTS TO SOB AND DROPS TO FLOOR IN A POOL OF FABULOSO** WHYYYY ME!?!?
Tell yall what. We goin get this chit started early, what would the ladies like for the fellas to do for Valentine’s Day?
(just about) Anything goes!
dont know what yall talking about but ladies getting naked sounds great to me
@AL
There is a way to greet me thought you knew and kidding and calling me a jerk is not one of them in fact I don’t see you greet any female on here like that except me
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Do you want what I give them or what i give you?
I thought we had an understanding guess not Jerk was a TOE I thought 
@Man
and 
me all ova : )
First I have to get a new e man but when I do I want him
@CANDI AND NOT ONLY IS MY TOOTH HURTING BUT HE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME IT WOULD BE AROUND 400 FOR THE PATIENT PORTION MY DANG WALLET JUST STARTED BLEEDING AND THROBING
@ YSo how can i know what you know
@Al
Comeon son you are digging yourself deeper and deeper becuz you always try to give them that GOOD RICHARD – real simple if I hug you hug back nicca! FUK ALL THIS!
@KABEYOU
“dont know what yall talking about but ladies getting naked sounds great to me”
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If you’re a dude, you aren’t allowed to participate in the “Naked Lady Festivities” because you aren’t a “Senior Member” of SR.com yet.
@MAN
ANYTHING U SAY??? LET A BISH THINK I LIKIE THIS OFFER U ROCK!! TELL LIL JEFF HE ROCK TOO HIM AND HIS 3.5 HEAD 
400 FOR THE PATIENT PORTION MY DANG WALLET JUST STARTED BLEEDING AND THROBING
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This chit kills me with these mofos WTF am I paying insurance for every month and a co pay and then my yearly fee
@Choco
He gives me chops to the face so consider yourself lucky. He just ain’t been the same since the almost e-baby.
@ Choco watch how you talk to me I let it go long enough
@LAKER
Yup, think of some good chit. 2011 will be
“The Year of Polygamy”*ahem* “The Year of the LADY!”**crossing fingers they wanna see this 3.5″ of goodness!**
@CHOCO WHEN HE SAID 400 I SWEAR I SAID “ESTUPIDO PENDEJO” AND HE GOES WHAT??? SH!T LAST YEAR I HAD NO HEALTH INS AND PAID 200 TO HAVE IT TAKEN OUT AND U TELLING ME IM GETTING PUNHISH FOR HAVING INS NOW!!
@ALBoy
Go back in time and make sure you’re born a female. Then you’ll know what I know.
@YSO
Well only a fool wouldn’t be caring for home – I mean comeon lets just count how many times in oneday the females get offered that “GOOD RICHARD” (which has lost stock value imo) and then gettn upset when someone walks in your front door cuz you not payn attn OH WELL
@AL SHUT UP!
YSO Im good no thanks
I was never upset about anyone “walking in my front door”
“The Year of the LADY!” huh?
So when are we gonna body and bury all the Kim K’s of the world to accomplish this lofty goal?
@AL BOY
“Go back in time and make sure you’re born a female. Then you’ll know what I know.”-YSO
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She tryin to get you into her “profession.”
I was never upset about anyone “walking in my front door
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Fool riddle me this which world are you in right now cuz we are in SR LAND – DAMN SMDH!
@MAN,
I LOVE U you got me over here rolling like white people at a rave!
@ALBoy
So it’s the back door you’re still *ahem* sore about?
@MAN
garbage but I know I gotta pay my dues
188 Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Tell yall what. We goin get this chit started early, what would the ladies like for the fellas to do for Valentine’s Day?
(just about) Anything goes!
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Depending on where you live in the United States, there is something called Sweetest Day, it is celebrated the 3rd Saturday in October and is equaliviant to V day except the female caters,/ buys for the male. So men just remember what you do/ buy for your favorite girl for Valentines Day, because when Sweetest Day gets here for you we are not going to try to out do what you did. I.E. If you forgot Vday, we are off the hook for Sweetest Day. LOL.
LAAAAWWWD I MISS THE GOOOD OL DAYS WERE ALL WE DID WAS HUMP AND TALK NOW WE LET THESE MALICIOUS SPITEFUL <<<see i can spell (word check) PEOPLE PUT US IN A POSITION OF ONLY ARGUING I SAY LETS CALL IT TROOPS AND KUMBAYA THE SH!T OUT AND DON’T ASK WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE CUZ I DON’T KNOW!!!
@Sandra
You not gonna post about Tasia filing being appealed by Cooks wife!
***SPRINKLES THIS POST WITH SR GLOW IN THE DARK E-CONDOMS AND SHOTS OF PATRON*** ITS NOT A FIESTA UNTIL SUMBODY DROPS THEM DRAWS!!!
#FUKNNASTYANDBORED 
@ANNA
“Tell yall what. We goin get this chit started early, what would the ladies like for the fellas to do for Valentine’s Day?
(just about) Anything goes!
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Depending on where you live in the United States, there is something called Sweetest Day, it is celebrated the 3rd Saturday in October and is equaliviant to V day except the female caters,/ buys for the male. So men just remember what you do/ buy for your favorite girl for Valentines Day, because when Sweetest Day gets here for you we are not going to try to out do what you did. I.E. If you forgot Vday, we are off the hook for Sweetest Day. LOL.”
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I faintly recall one of my friends from “up North” tellin me bout this mythical azz day.
Why can’t they just have “Football, Pizza & Head Day?” See, THAT’S the kind of chit a nigga would appreciate! That “Sweetest Day” chit mean we goin get a tie and/or some socks.
If he’s not gay than he sure could of fooled the heck out of me…I watched him on the Monique Show and he acts like a queer everything about him was so girly..nothing like the womanizer that he plays on the show!!!
I’m blunt and disrespectful. Consider yourself warned
@ Kabyeyou I had to click on your name cuz I wanted to know if you were male or female and that chit above slayed my azz 
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Hey mutherfukkers!!!
I know i’m late but Hosea needs to get rid of the ugly ass haircut…mohawks are soooo 2000…
@KABYEYOU
“garbage but I know I gotta pay my dues”
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Ms Alabama where you from in AL
Football, Pizza & Head Day?”
Da Hail that’s been every Sunday at my house 
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Choco aka Hippie says:
400 FOR THE PATIENT PORTION MY DANG WALLET JUST STARTED BLEEDING AND THROBING
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This chit kills me with these mofos WTF am I paying insurance for every month and a co pay and then my yearly fee
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My daughter had to get her wisdom teeth pulled. She had insurance but they made me pay $640 up front. I had no choice, she was in pain. They said after the insurance is resolved(there was nothing wrong w/the insurance, I even called the insurance company to see why I had to pay up front) I would get a portion back. A yr. later I got a check for $640, I forgot all about that money, “can you say shopping”. LOL.
*BANGS MAN LAW GAVEL*
VOTES YES FOR FOOTBALL,PIZZA, AND HEAD DAY I EVEN KNOW WHAT WE CAN CALL IT …..SUNDAY
ha ha ha
@Kaybyeyou
You don’t have a long wait boo I could easily get you a VIP pass
@DAWN
“I LOVE U you got me over here rolling like white people at a rave!”
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You know the rules on SR.com! If you profess your love to someone they get to see some naked pics of you!
(JCSTANSB @ GMAIL .com)
I forgot all about that money, “can you say shopping”. LOL.
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At Anna I normally use my cafeteria plan and have my annual premium taken out before taxes on each pay check and get it back when Im ready
ha ha ha
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Football, Pizza & Head Day?”
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Da Hail that’s been every Sunday at my house
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me and the hubby did it in our daughters bed on Sunday before the game…she was eating in her high chair and I was walking around in heels and t-shirt trying to stretch my shoes for this weekend.. I guess that made him horny cause he pulled me in her room and took my booty…
I feel kinda gross I
in her bed…he said whatever…and just changed her sheets…
Who’s right?
what yall talking bout….I know 206 comments are not about Hosea with yall ADD/ADHD having azz
VOTES YES FOR FOOTBALL,PIZZA, AND HEAD DAY I EVEN KNOW WHAT WE CAN CALL IT …..SUNDAY
For some reason I don’t think you read my comment when you said this 
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@Man
Is that the email that was hacked?
Hey Choco….
What it do….
@CHOCO I HAD TO PUT THAT UP THERE…TO MANY SENSITIVE NINJAS ON TWITTER HAD ISSUES…DIDNT WANT TO COME OVER HERE AND HAVE THE SAME ISSUES….
AND HOW DO I GET THE VIP PASS *PATIENTLY WAITS FOR REPLY*
@chi…HE IS RIGHT…..next question/topic
@CHIB
“me and the hubby did it in our daughters bed on Sunday before the game…she was eating in her high chair and I was walking around in heels and t-shirt trying to stretch my shoes for this weekend.. I guess that made him horny cause he pulled me in her room and took my booty…
I feel kinda gross I
in her bed…he said whatever…and just changed her sheets…
Who’s right?”
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… exactly what is the concern here…
@Chiby
I have christened every room in my home though i don’t think I’ve slept in my kids bed but I can’t judge I’ve done it in worse place 
More new names for Therapist:
GrownManSwag
Mr.Knowles
Unredeemed
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ANNA
“Tell yall what. We goin get this chit started early, what would the ladies like for the fellas to do for Valentine’s Day?
(just about) Anything goes!
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Depending on where you live in the United States, there is something called Sweetest Day, it is celebrated the 3rd Saturday in October and is equaliviant to V day except the female caters,/ buys for the male. So men just remember what you do/ buy for your favorite girl for Valentines Day, because when Sweetest Day gets here for you we are not going to try to out do what you did. I.E. If you forgot Vday, we are off the hook for Sweetest Day. LOL.”
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I faintly recall one of my friends from “up North” tellin me bout this mythical azz day.
Why can’t they just have “Football, Pizza & Head Day?” See, THAT’S the kind of chit a nigga would appreciate! That “Sweetest Day” chit mean we goin get a tie and/or some socks.
It’s not Father’s Day. LOL. Would you buy your Valentine a scarf for Vday???
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@YSO
“Is that the email that was hacked?”
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Yes.
I don’t wanna go through the hassle of gettin a new one cause I use that one for a lot of chit and I was ever so often gettin azz shots randomly sent in.
@Kabye
you get the VIP pass by getting in good with me you should seen the awards i won last year
@CHOCO I CANT LIE ALL I SAW WAS HETEROSEXUAL “HEAD” AND FIGURED IT WAS WORTH A VOTE
@CHY BABY BE AIGHT THE INPORTANT THING HERE IS DID U GET URS?? AND IF SOO NO PROBLEMO CHANGE THE SHEETS
@WEST FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO WILL GET DOWN AND SUCIA WITH ME
@Man and therapist…
I just felt gross…like that’s my baby’s bed…
in our bed…
He wouldnt like it if she brought a boyfriend home and
Thats why the Bears lost…he shouldnt been trying to fluck before the game…
@ANNA
“It’s not Father’s Day. LOL. Would you buy your Valentine a scarf for Vday???”
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Lemme tell you a secret, 99% of hoes ain’t tryin to break bread on a nigga lest that’s they “husband.” Which means it’s his money anyway.
…or unless she’s extremely unattractive.
@Chiby
I think it’s kinda icky too but if you paid for the bed and didn’t make the baby sleep in the wet spot…
therapist1911 says:
what yall talking bout….I know 206 comments are not about Hosea with yall ADD/ADHD having azz
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@Kaybe
K hun here it goes everyone get initiated..
So where are you from
Kids yes no how many
Age
Sexual Preference (tho I suspect) but for clarity please reply thanks bew :hugs:
@CHIB
You enjoyed it, didn’t you?
YSoSerious says:
@Chiby
I think it’s kinda icky too but if you paid for the bed and didn’t make the baby sleep in the wet spot…
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@Chiby
I have christened every room in my home though i don’t think I’ve slept in my kids bed but I can’t judge I’ve done it in worse place
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Oh girl i’ve done it if FAR worst places than there…but its my daughter. I just wanna make sure that he aint sick bastard like my step father was…(thats a long story)
I think ALBoy is slowly but surely being replaced…
WESTSIDDDEEE :hugs:
@ Man
Yeah I did…. I mean it was a QUICKIE…but me likey quickies…sometimes they can be better than all nighters…
@CHI
You know what, post a pic of what you wearing and then we I can tell you if he should have been “strong” enough to wait to get you in the other room.
DO YALL CONSIDER A WOMAN A HO3 IF SHE CARRIES CONDOMS IN HER PURSE?? AND IN DIFERENT SIZES TOO??
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Sorta boo I mean damn but you never know she just may be real responsible
@YSO
Nahh Al still my boy tho
You know Im a wolf in sheeps clothing
@ KABYEYOU says:
youre baby is cute
Choco aka Hippie says:
I forgot all about that money, “can you say shopping”. LOL.
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At Anna I normally use my cafeteria plan and have my annual premium taken out before taxes on each pay check and get it back when Im ready
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My kids are on their dads plan. I should not have had to pay anything but a $25 co pay.
I’m on my husbands plan and if I ever have to pay up front for me I’m trading him in for a man w/a real dental plan. LOL.
@CHOCO
FEELS LIKE A AOL CHATROOM A/S/L HUH
RICHMOND VA
LITTLE GIRL
27
6’5 STRAIGHT MALE
FABULOSALAKER says:
DO YALL CONSIDER A WOMAN A HO3 IF SHE CARRIES CONDOMS IN HER PURSE?? AND IN DIFERENT SIZES TOO??
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NO that’s called being PREPARED!!!!!!
@LAKER
“DO YALL CONSIDER A WOMAN A HO3 IF SHE CARRIES CONDOMS IN HER PURSE?? AND IN DIFERENT SIZES TOO?? ”
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What brand condom?
but me likey quickies…sometimes they can be better than all nighters…
I hurt my body this past Sunday riding that fukn bull all day 
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@therapist1911 says:
what yall talking bout….I know 206 comments are not about Hosea with yall ADD/ADHD having azz
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@WEST COAST THIS LITTLE HOODLUM IN MY PIC ISNT MY SON
@LAKER
No. If you flucking without one simply out of embarrassment you would be dumb and nasty though.
YSoSerious says:
More new names for Therapist:
GrownManSwag
Mr.Knowles
Unredeemed
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LMAO I love them all….well I am redeemed but I’m not “redeemed”
*all i saw outta that was 6’5* *looks up and gets dizzy*
my Bew Choco
HEY CHOCO!!
@Chi….difference is yall paid for the room and bed so TECHNICALLY……IT’S YOURS!!!
@CHOCO
FEELS LIKE A AOL CHATROOM A/S/L HUH – Don’t have to be we can take this off line
RICHMOND VA – Kool I live in MD
LITTLE GIRL
27 – Things that make you go hmmmm Im a cougar
6?5 STRAIGHT MALE –
@ Man
It was a regular T-shirt and some 4 inch heels…
I’m thinking it was the heels…
Why the hell do heels turn men on so much? I HATE and I do mean HATE to wear them…. But I have to be a grown woman sometimes…
6?5* *looks up and gets dizzy*
Let me handle this CANDI 
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@KABYEYOU
6’5 huh…
KABYEYOU says:
@WEST COAST THIS LITTLE HOODLUM IN MY PIC ISNT MY SON
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my bad
I respect his gangsta though
@CANDI
“*all i saw outta that was 6?5* *looks up and gets dizzy*:”
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ANNA
“It’s not Father’s Day. LOL. Would you buy your Valentine a scarf for Vday???”
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Lemme tell you a secret, 99% of hoes ain’t tryin to break bread on a nigga lest that’s they “husband.” Which means it’s his money anyway.
…or unless she’s extremely unattractive.
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This is why I love being married, husbands don’t break up w/you right before Valentines Day, Christmas or your Bday because he’s broke or doesn’t feel like bothering.
FABULOSALAKER says:
DO YALL CONSIDER A WOMAN A HO3 IF SHE CARRIES CONDOMS IN HER PURSE?? AND IN DIFERENT SIZES TOO??
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where I’m from that’s call prepared!
Follow the P’s
Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance
@Chiby
It was the tshirt fat azz and the heels combined
@CHOCO REALLY???
I USED TO DO IT AND I GAVE THE SAME ADVISE TO MY CUZIN ***SHE JUST TURNED 18 AND KINDA WILD** AND MY AUNTIE GOT MAD AT ME BUT HOW I SEE IT AND HOW I THOUGHT ABOUT IT IS….. IT’S MY PUZAZAY IM ALLOWING U TO COME UP IN SO IF I ALLOW IT WHY NOT PROTECT IT I DON’T WANT TO HEAR “IT DONT’ FIT….IT SLIPPED OUT..TOO TIGHT NUN OF THAT” OR I DON’T HAVE ONE THATS WHEN I WOULD BUST OUT WITH “SHAZAM MOTHA FUKA NO RAW DIK UP IN THIS HOT PUZAZAY 
@West & Phroz
Yall know yall can’t stay on topic to save yall life on SR….hey if u can’t beat’em….join’em
@CHI
“It was a regular T-shirt and some 4 inch heels…
I’m thinking it was the heels…
Why the hell do heels turn men on so much? I HATE and I do mean HATE to wear them…. But I have to be a grown woman sometimes…”
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Heels makes a woman arch they back and prop up that twat juuuuuust so.
@Choco:
all damn night…I wanna go to sleep…
I know this is gonna sound real lame of me…BUT if it takes longer than 30 minutes for you to get your nut, I might fall asleep on you…my attention span is real short…I aint time to be
Thank you kindly for the welcome
@choco LMAO at your remix to my reply
@westcoast yea i respect his gangsta too i tuck my chain when he crawl in the room
@candi im not gonna reply cause @man making faces at you and im new to this sandbox
@Therapist I’m an “ACE” I blaze my own path, I don’t follow people…
@ANNA
“This is why I love being married, husbands don’t break up w/you right before Valentines Day, Christmas or your Bday because he’s broke or doesn’t feel like bothering.”
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…. uh huh. And what did you buy him for Valentine’s Day/Sweetest Day BEFORE y’all got married?
KABYEYOU says:
6?5
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Wow!
@Lakes
Well if you are doing it to be responsible that’s cool but the diff sizes prolly seems to your aunt like she’s out there too much ONE CAWK a do ya!
@KABY 6’5 U SAY?? **IMAGINES CLIMBING THAT POLE**
@CHOCO GET EM COUGAR GET THAT!!!!
“@candi im not gonna reply cause @man making faces at you and im new to this sandbox”-KABYEYOU
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**slowly lowerning Desert Eagle laser pointer directed at the back of Kabyeyou’s head…**
FABULOSALAKER says:
@CHOCO REALLY??? I USED TO DO IT AND I GAVE THE SAME ADVISE TO MY CUZIN ***SHE JUST TURNED 18 AND KINDA WILD** AND MY AUNTIE GOT MAD AT ME BUT HOW I SEE IT AND HOW I THOUGHT ABOUT IT IS….. IT’S MY PUZAZAY IM ALLOWING U TO COME UP IN SO IF I ALLOW IT WHY NOT PROTECT IT I DON’T WANT TO HEAR “IT DONT’ FIT….IT SLIPPED OUT..TOO TIGHT NUN OF THAT” OR I DON’T HAVE ONE THATS WHEN I WOULD BUST OUT WITH “SHAZAM MOTHA FUKA NO RAW DIK UP IN THIS HOT PUZAZAY
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U are like Juila Roberts in Pretty Woman…she reached in her boot and pulled out all them colors and flavors….but she was a HOE…
@chi…
you right that sounds lame…..even if we feel that way we AIN’T SAY CHIT
didnt know 6’5 was such a big thing i have a brother 6’7 and 6’8 im the baby and runt out the bunch
@man shut up *talk to the hand pose*
Kaybye
@Chiby
It doesn’t sound lame at all you prolly get there quick and multiple so he needs to hurry up cuz by my third O Im gazzed but hey girl I ain’t gonna turn it away
#TEAMMULTIPLEO’S
i wouldn’t say its “such a big thing” but i normally don’t run into men that tall
**slowly lowerning Desert Eagle laser pointer directed at the back of Kabyeyou’s head…**
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Kaybye Honey I will show you the ropes around here
Phrozen1der says:
@Therapist I’m an “ACE” I blaze my own path, I don’t follow people…
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4 Klub I keep everything together!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“@candi im not gonna reply cause @man making faces at you and im new to this sandbox”-KABYEYOU
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**slowly lowerning Desert Eagle laser pointer directed at the back of Kabyeyou’s head…**
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damn @candi must have that sunshine…(ref to harlem nights)
man the dude from the 5 heartbeats
“uri night i gotta prove my love”
@choco this bish got hot puzazay more than u and me all up on the wrong people and sh!t just trying to protect her azz but auntie get all upset “SHAT WAS U UPSET WEN SHE GOT AN STD AND THEN A FUKN ABORTION AND U TOLD HE SHE STILL COULDN’T GET BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE ITS UP TO GOD IF HE WANTS TO GIVE U KIDS WAS IT UP TO GOD FOR THE FUKN ABORTION” I SWEAR
“@candi im not gonna reply cause @man making faces at you and im new to this sandbox”-KABYEYOU
i guess if u wanna let another nigga intimidate u and determine who u talk to then that’s on u
@ ONE CAWK a do ya!
sike I don’t like multiples unless they come in the form of an O 
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REAL I will drain that sucka until it’s pruned
YYYY did someone get me started
@KABYEYOU
So you blew your knee out in high school and lost your dreams of playin in the NBA but was lucky to get on as a “Janitor III” at the local DMV?
well i’ve never seen harlem nights but i pretty much am the shyt
*flips hair and struts off in my 35 inch stilletos and see thru leotard with ‘who gon check me boo’ bedazzled on the back*
night y’all
this bish got hot puzazay more than u and me all up on the wrong people and sh!t just trying to protect her azz but auntie get all upset “SHAT WAS U UPSET WEN SHE GOT AN STD AND THEN A FUKN ABORTION AND U TOLD HE SHE STILL COULDN’T GET BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE ITS UP TO GOD IF HE WANTS TO GIVE U KIDS WAS IT UP TO GOD FOR THE FUKN ABORTION” I SWEAR
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Ohhh k gotcha well after you slap her hot azz in the face give her the condoms and then tell that hot azz of hers pulling up on any and everyone will get you killed, raped then killed or gang raped and left to die!
@CANDI SEE U HUN CAN U SAY HEEEY TO THEM DREADS FOR ME YALL ROCK AND LOOK SOO FUKN FLY
Kaybye
@Chiby
It doesn’t sound lame at all you prolly get there quick and multiple so he needs to hurry up cuz by my third O Im gazzed but hey girl I ain’t gonna turn it away
#TEAMMULTIPLEO’S
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Oh when I was younger I used to lay up and have sex all day….Like sex was going outta style…now I’m like “ok, come on, and hurry up before the baby wakes up”….chit has changed…
I remember one summer I came home from college and I had done it with this boy all day… when he was walking me home, (he stayed on the next street) we stopped and did it in the alley way up against the fence…and all the dogs were barking in the neighborhood..it was like we couldnt get enough… even though we had spent 8 hours doing it..
‘back in the day when I was young, Im not a kid anymore, but some days I sit and wish I was a kid again…
Oh when I was younger I used to lay up and have sex all day….Like sex was going outta style…now I’m like “ok, come on, and hurry up before the baby wakes up”….chit has changed…
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Sadly it hasn’t for me girl I screw all day if I could and I tire my man out it get to the point if I grab he will grab it back
Maybe I will slow down but the older I get it has not stopped
FYI: yall nasty!!! I don’t ever wanna hear yall talkin bout Keri Beyonce or Rhianna and how slutty they lyrics are and how offended yall are about they puzzay poppin…..lmao
yalll nasty….
@choco i literally draged her azz in the house when she was like 15 talkn to a lil homie outise then 5 min befo i came outise like 10 other homies shoed up talkn bout “OH SHE THE RUCA THAT WE GON KICK IT WITH ESE SHE LOOKING GOOD HOMES??” WHO GON DO WHAT WITH WHO??? I MUST OF DRAGED HER AZZ SO QUICK SHE GOT CEMENT BURNS
REAL I will drain that sucka until it’s pruned sike I don’t like multiples unless they come in the form of an O
YYYY did someone get me started
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I mean you have to give the benefit of the doubt that he’s gonna come fast the first time….at least my hubby does…BUT I have been told I got that “snap back.”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ANNA
“This is why I love being married, husbands don’t break up w/you right before Valentines Day, Christmas or your Bday because he’s broke or doesn’t feel like bothering.”
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…. uh huh. And what did you buy him for Valentine’s Day/Sweetest Day BEFORE y’all got married?
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We went out to dinner. There was only one Sweetest Day together that we were not married.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ ONE CAWK a do ya!
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REAL I will drain that sucka until it’s pruned sike I don’t like multiples unless they come in the form of an O
YYYY did someone get me started
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@man actually no I played four years of football for the University of Virginia Graduated with a degree in Civil engineering and currently work in management for UPS in the corporate office located in Richmond VA and part time work as a radio personality for 1065 the beat feel free to check in on iheart radio every Saturday between 2-6 my call sign is KO
with all that said
@candi naw its not about being intimidated its about letting him have his moment
@Therapist I don’t have one of those, so I’ll take your word for it lol…
@CHIBY
“I remember one summer I came home from college and I had done it with this boy all day… when he was walking me home, (he stayed on the next street) we stopped and did it in the alley way up against the fence…and all the dogs were barking in the neighborhood..it was like we couldnt get enough… even though we had spent 8 hours doing it..”
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MINDY IS THAT YOU?? WERE YOU IN TEXAS IN 2004???
DEAD!
RICHMOND VA STAND UP!!! that was my old stoppin grounds in the early 2000….VSU
Choco:
I think having a baby flucked up my libido a little bit…
@THRAPIST WHO NASTY POINT THEM BISHES OUT ***TAKES OUT GUN LOADED WITH HOLLY WATER*** :shootsfire:
@therapist
lol good ol State
@Therapist
They shole is.
(adjusts tinfoil halo)
@chi i thought my boo was the only one but i get pissed or i tell him “I WON AGAIN???!!”
@therapist i know some folk that was there from 2001 – 2006 we prob know some of the same cats
People got hot puzzy’s, climbing 6’5 poles, people threatening murder…Ummmm do you have any Grey Poupon???
@Man
No my name is not Mindy…and yes it was in Texas, but it was not 2004..It was like summer 2001…
God had to be watching over me that summer, cause aint no way I should have made back to college w/o getting pregnant…I dont think we ever used a condom the whole summer…
I seen that fool a couple of years ago at my cousin’s wedding..he got like 3 kids, no job, and STILL living in the same house we use to screw in with his parents…
They say God watches over fools and babies…I was a big fool!!
@Therapist boooooooooo!
@Chiby the baby could’ve changed your libido but at least you got the GOOD!
@YSO
FABULOSALAKER says:
@chi i thought my boo was the only one but i get pissed or i tell him “I WON AGAIN???!!”
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“We are the Champions”
choco i literally draged her azz in the house when she was like 15 talkn to a lil homie outise then 5 min befo i came outise like 10 other homies shoed up talkn bout “OH SHE THE RUCA THAT WE GON KICK IT WITH ESE SHE LOOKING GOOD HOMES??” WHO GON DO WHAT WITH WHO??? I MUST OF DRAGED HER AZZ SO QUICK SHE GOT CEMENT BURNS
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Damn Lakes lil MA need more than condoms she need guidance damn tell that girl to love herself and her body 10 nicca tho SCAREDSTRAIGHT
Talk about some HOT Puzzy…her *isht going to be BLAZING @Laker if she don’t pat that *isht….
@Kanye I left state in 2001. I’m a little older. But yeah GOOOD OLE STATE
@Laker…..I ain;t callin no names I will remind once some show their hypocritical azz
@Choco….welll u already know lol
@Yso….I have angel wings u have a halo….perfect match
@CHI
“God had to be watching over me that summer, cause aint no way I should have made back to college w/o getting pregnant…I dont think we ever used a condom the whole summer…”
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@CHOCO SHE THINK SHE KNOW ERRRTHANG AND WE HATING ON HER AZZ AND THAT IS NOT THE CASE I DON’T WANT HER TO SUFFER AND I DON’T WANT TO BURRY HER U KNOW? BUT SHE WILL DO WAT SHE WANTS I ATLEAST WANT HER TO BE PREPARED SUM BETTER THAN NUN
@Therapist I do and you enjoy reading it also
and we haven’t a Freaky Day in SR in days I think 
@Kaybye
Interesting about your radio gig are you trying to do more with radio/TV a friend of mine works for TVONE
@LAKER
How is she now? Maybe she needs some “mentoring” by an older male…
@Fabu
I know how it is I have a lil cuzo who was letting herself get prostituted for her junkey azz man it’s really sad keep her in your prayers
@LAKER
How is she now? Maybe she needs some “mentoring” by an older male…
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This aint the time for your twisted thoughts
@Man
Yeah God knew….I dont even know if he even finished high school..that relationship/situation would have never worked…
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@Laker
at 15 I was hot in the puzzay, but I took it upon myself to go to the clinic and get on birth control….I also made niggas strap up on top of all that…
By the time I got to college somehow the birth control pills stopped so I was relying strictly on condoms and a
@CHOCO
You question my sincerity?
@MAN SHE IS 18 AND WORST THAN EVER AND DON’T PLAY SHE MY FAM AND IT HURTS BAD TO SEE HER DO THIS TO HERSELF
@Man
You are a pervert….
SMH……
whats going on in here?
@PHRO LAWD KNOWS MY HEART AND KNEW I WANTED TO PUT A BULLET ON EACH OF THOSE LIL HOMIES AZZ BUT IT’S NOT THEM A MAN ONLY SEES AND THINK PUZZY AND THEY WILL GO AS FAR AS U ALOW THEM AND THIS BISH TOO FUKN FRIENDLY AND IM JUST SCARED FOR HER SHE NOT STREET OR BOOKS SMART AT ALL
SO WHAT ELSE DO U HAVE BESIDED THE PUZZY THAT WILL PROLLY FALL OF WITH AL THAT UNNECESARY FUKN AROUND???!! :mad IM GON STOP TALKN BOUT HER IM MAD AND IN TEARS AT THE SAME FUKN TIME I TELL U FAMILY 
@CHI
Why did you get off the pill? I remember doin studies and chit in college and it’s my belief that it was rushed to market way back in the day and it is detrimental to a woman’s long term health…
@Al
You’ve missed a lot – Kaybye is new to the board A MALE
Therapists thinks were all hussies
Lakes lil cuzo needs a chastity belt
There I believe your caught up
@phrozen
Uhmmm just remember your daughter more than likely will be a ‘willing participant” so make sure you kill her too…
In high school, I didnt really like the boys that went to my school..I only messed with like 3 boys that actually went to my high school and two of them were seniors so they were gone after a while…I liked my “men” in there early 20’s…they werent scared to
the puzzay…high school ninja at the time was acting like 
was taboo or something…
@Lakes
Y don’t you light a candle for her? You know that you finds self love cuz this chit is disheartening we my family and I her immediate family members don’t even know where my lil cuzo is
FABULOSALAKER says:
@CHOCO SHE THINK SHE KNOW ERRRTHANG AND WE HATING ON HER AZZ AND THAT IS NOT THE CASE I DON’T WANT HER TO SUFFER AND I DON’T WANT TO BURRY HER U KNOW? BUT SHE WILL DO WAT SHE WANTS I ATLEAST WANT HER TO BE PREPARED SUM BETTER THAN NUN
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@Laker I feel you, I prayed my sister didn’t become a SLORE…Now I pray that she goes to Grad School before she gets married and has children.
@CHACO IN ALL HONESTY I WOULD LIKE TO DO MORE IN IT … I AM STILL NEW TO IT THOUGH HAVE BEEN ONLY DOING IT FOR ABOUT 7 MONTHS AND JUST STARTED HOSTING MIX TAPES AND PARTIES…ITS GREAT TO GET PAID TO PARTY
@ Choco do yo thang @ THerapist is right yall are nasty but i like it
OMG I had a daughter in high school so you know I was hot but I was with her father for 10 years and married him – so maybe horny is more the word
@Man
Cause I was getting them for free at the local clinic before I went off..and they would give like a 14 month supply….when I got to college I didnt know where the free clinic was (I later found out it was one on my campus, so I’d just go get condoms) plus i dont like the way my body feels when I’m on them…
Hell I dont take nothing now….we just withdraw and
KABYEYOU says:
@CHOCO
FEELS LIKE A AOL CHATROOM A/S/L HUH
RICHMOND VA
LITTLE GIRL
27
6?5 STRAIGHT MALE
@Al
Im good hun you know I get to the jist of it QUICK and the MOST SHAMELESS FLIRT EVER
@Kaybye
That’s cool my beau makes mix tapes as well but not really into the scene like that – keep on that track you never know really especially if it’s a passion
@ChiByTex
My daughter will have thoughts as pure as the freshly fallen snow…and her “goodie box” will remained untampered with until she is a Dr. or Esq. and she is married… #Liestoldontwitter
plus i dont like the way my body feels when I’m on them…
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SOOOO TRUE I got my tubes tied after my son!
@WEST GIRL HER DAD IS WORST HE IS A PROCLAIMED SUR 13 GANGSTA BEEN IN PRISON FOR THE LAST YEAR AND GOT 15 TO LIFE SO YEAH ONLY MAMA AND ME CARE ANYMORE ERRBODY ELSE SAID FUK HER AND WHAT SHE ABOUT!!!
@Choco
There is a difference between being hot and horny…
I was both…and I had a serious problem with fine ass dudes…it was like if you was fione…I was on it…
I’d give him the eye and it was all over from there…eye-f*cking used to work magic for me….
The eyes never lie….
(plucks some feathers from Therapist’s angel wings and sits in the corner to make him a matching tinfoil halo)
KABYEYOU says:
didnt know 6?5 was such a big thing i have a brother 6?7 and 6?8 im the baby and runt out the bunch
FAINTS********* ITS BEEN GOOD FOLKS
The eyes never lie….
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No they don’t girl you really don’t have a say a damn word
I appreciate how you are mature and honest ya know MA like live with no regrets! That’s wsup
@CHA CHA HOW COULD ANYONE MIND THAT..KEEP SHAKING EM…*TAKES $$$ OUT OF POCKET* O AND MY WOOD DOESNT SPLINTER
@CHOCO YEA I DINT THINK I WOULD LIKE IT..KIND OF GOT THROWN INTO IT BUT IM GLAD I AM HERE NOW..LET ME GET SOME OF THE TECH STUFF WITH RADIO UNDER MY BELT AND THEN IM A SCREAM FOR YOU TO PUT ME DOWN WITH YOUR CONNECT LOL…NOW BACK TO YOU GETTIING NEKKID
@phrozen
Sure……that’s what my daddy said too!
IM OUTIE GOTS TO GO TO THIS DENTIST TO GET MY WALLET AND TOOTH TAKEN OUT
@Kaybe
You’ve got the right plan and no prob on that connect! That mofo is running chit over there got me thinking about jumpn camp but Im not driving to Silver Spring
What you wanna see my boobs sometimes I completely nude in SR with 5 stillettos on
FABULOSALAKER says:
@WEST GIRL HER DAD IS WORST HE IS A PROCLAIMED SUR 13 GANGSTA BEEN IN PRISON FOR THE LAST YEAR AND GOT 15 TO LIFE SO YEAH ONLY MAMA AND ME CARE ANYMORE ERRBODY ELSE SAID FUK HER AND WHAT SHE ABOUT!!!
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Ah man! Thats a tuff one. I know its hard, but you gotta stay strong and stay on her. She’ll be grown soon and your work will be done..
Girls are hard, cuz they will try you. I’m rooting for you though boo!
@KAYBE
You do realize that now you are the chocolate mountain that must be scaled and claimed by most of the ladies of SR right?
:hugs: @ Laker get some liqour
@CHI
”
“Hell I dont take nothing now….we just withdraw and
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That’s the way God intended!
@KAYBE
You do realize that now you are the chocolate mountain that must be scaled and claimed by most of the ladies of SR right?
#TEAMBACKOFF 
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Kaybe did I mention Im also very territorial like most ladies on SR
@CHiByTex *Adjusts Halo* I only produce Angels…
:hugs: @ LAKER
Good luck.
@CHOCO HOLD THAT THOUGHT PUT A TOWEL ON AND WAIT TILL I GET THAT MORNING WOOD LOL IM A 8-5ER AND GOTTA GO COACH THESE 4-5 YEAR OLDS BASKETBALL SO I WILL SEE YALL IN THE MORNING
@West
I pray lil Ma gets GOD in her life and quick!
The child isn’t officially grown but 18 says your an adult – Lakes might have to take lil one under her wings except I dont bring no females in my home to live with me and my man
No they don’t girl you really don’t have a say a damn word
I appreciate how you are mature and honest ya know MA like live with no regrets! That’s wsup
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man I be trying to school my younger sister (she’s 20) she got a boyfriend at 17 and is just blindly madly in “love”…im trying to ell her dont get so caught up in ONE dude so YOUNG….its ok to date and play the field at 20…Im not saying she needs to be flucking every dude in Dallas, but she just dont need no flucking boyfriend…she needs to have boyfriend(S) at 20…her whole damn youth gonna be wasted on that loser ass nicca…he from NY…he different from the rest of the bunch..so he got that swagger and my sis eats that chit up..she even talkin like she from NY…talkin about
“yo son” bish you from DALLAS…
She’s nothing like I was when I was 20… I was outta the house getting mt freak ON!!
KABYEYOU says
NOW BACK TO YOU GETTIING NEKKID
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Choco says
What you wanna see my boobs sometimes I completely nude in SR with 5 stillettos on
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continue on… pretend like I’m not even here
CHOCO HOLD THAT THOUGHT PUT A TOWEL ON AND WAIT TILL I GET THAT MORNING WOOD LOL IM A 8-5ER
Have a good one : )
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No problem – Morning Wood you say
And he teaches toddlers to play basketball…
(just might have to risk Choco’s wrath for this one)
continue on… pretend like I’m not even here
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He’s leaving so it just you and I now
KABYEYOU says:
@CHA CHA HOW COULD ANYONE MIND THAT..KEEP SHAKING EM…*TAKES $$$ OUT OF POCKET* O AND MY WOOD DOESNT SPLINTER
ACTUALLY…IMA BACK UP and LET CHOCO groom you…. CHOCO … *TAG TEAM (ou know how we do
(just might have to risk Choco’s wrath for this one)
you won’t cuz memba I babysat for you this weekend well you don’t have no kids to teach bball to 
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^^^^^^
And not becuz I’ve caused them harm only cuz I borrowed them a lil more
@Phrozen
for the best!
unless you keep her locked up in the house ala “The People Under the Stairs….she gonna be flucking before she hit 18…all u can do is school her, let her know her puzzy is valuable and if she is gonna give it away make sure its to the highest bidder, put her birth control and
Choco aka Hippie says:
I pray lil Ma gets GOD in her life and quick!
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me too
much prayer= much power
little prayer = little power
@ChibyTex
She’s nothing like I was when I was 20… I was outta the house getting my freak ON!!
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I swear iCANNOT with you yo!
@Cha
and you know this MA
@CHI
“I was outta the house getting mt freak ON!!”
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I’m liking you more and more…
*ahem* @ Choco
I have a very sporty four year old that could some guidance. And if that means the occasional dinner with his basketball coach, so be it.
@CHI
“let her know her puzzy is valuable and if she is gonna give it away make sure its to the highest bidder”
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¿¿¿
???
What kinda chit?
Choco aka Hippie says:
continue on… pretend like I’m not even here
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He’s leaving so it just you and I now
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anyway
he prolly an armature
much prayer= much power
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***amateur***
he prolly an armature anyway
IDK but I ain’t gonna mess it up but uhhh cmere guhl 
come lay down next to me
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I wasn’t flucking before I was 18.
No judgment, just saying that Phro still has a chance of raising a girl that waits at least until college.*
*I don’t believe in marriage so I wouldn’t expect her to wait for that.
And if that means the occasional dinner with his basketball coach, so be it.
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Oh girl no problem I gotta uncle who coaches and used to be BIG Brother I could put you in touch with him
@Phrozen…she be calling me complaining that my daddy and my stepmom wont let her do nothing, they be all in her and her boyfriend’s business or that her curfew is too early…
WELL BISH MOVE OUT!
They couldnt tell me nothing..cause I left at 18 and I only came back during the summer… Hell one time they actually left me there at the crib for two when they took my sisters to Florida…
it was on like
in that bish!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHI
“let her know her puzzy is valuable and if she is gonna give it away make sure its to the highest bidder”
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¿¿¿ ???
What kinda chit?
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SMH @ Choco
Okay, okay. I can take a damn hint.
@ Yso…… you be soooo breaking my
WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE SUGAH 
@Yso
you
:hugs: I
it was on like in that bish!!
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Sexxxxxxyyyyyyy
@Man
My mama used to tell me that I was sitting on my “moneymaker”…..she told me to always keep my puzzy tight…and she taught me about kegal exercises at like 10…
She was preparing me for the “real world”!
Choco aka Hippie says:
he prolly an armature anyway
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IDK but I ain’t gonna mess it up but uhhh cmere guhl come lay down next to me
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I knew you’d come around
@CHA CHA
WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE SUGAH :hugs: ”
“you be soooo breaking my
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Yso is what’s known as a “Practice Girl.” They don’t get married.
My mama used to tell me that I was sitting on my “moneymaker”…..she told me to always keep my puzzy tight…and she taught me about kegal exercises at like 10…
LIKE WHAT MA but she was right
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Well dayum MOMZ didn’t give me advice like that but she did say I wouldn’t ever have to worry about having a MAN I was soo young
y’all still bein nasty? *covers my eyes and sits in the corner*
@CHI
“My mama used to tell me that I was sitting on my “moneymaker”…..she told me to always keep my puzzy tight…and she taught me about kegal exercises at like 10…
She was preparing me for the “real world”!”
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My mother would roll over in her grave before she spoke like that. Now my grandmother and aunts… that chit soundlike a quote from their autobiography!
@Cha
I believe in love and I believe real love can lead to a committed relationship.
However, I don’t believe a marriage license is worth more than the paper it’s printed on and it won’t guarantee longevity, fidelity, or even happiness so why bother? You get the same odds without a ring.
chibytex says:
and she taught me about kegal exercises at like 10…
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i never had “the talk”
@West
@Man SMH Practice GIRL well she fukd u up today
@Cha
What’s sad is that I’ve been married and I don’t know if I don’t believe in it but Im not rushing to the alter
@ CHIBY did you Mom used to make you fight too… Your mom is gangsta
@ Man PLACE NICE!!!!
@ CANDI *throws blue and flourescent burgundy knitted ear muffs for your VIRGINAL *cough EARS… WE MUST LEAVE YOU UNTAINTED
@CHI
So if you would tell your daughter to leverage her twat to the “highest bidder” (which I understand and agree with), just outta curiosity, what would you tell your son?
(is trying to decide whether or not to be offended by being labeled a “Practice Girl”)
CHIBY did you Mom used to make you fight too… Your mom is gangsta
Cha you be thinking of some crazy chit
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Yso is what’s known as a “Practice Girl.” They don’t get married.
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phucking
@ “Practice Girl.”
@ Man- Ima find you and cum phuck you up boy
I guess from y’all comments I SHOULD be offended then…
@YSO
”
“(is trying to decide whether or not to be offended by being labeled a “Practice Girl”)
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It’s not an offensive description. If anything it’s a compliment.
Lil Wayne got ANOTHER baby that was just born….
Clearly this nigga dont believe in strapping up at all..
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Choco
my daughter is already a flirt…any man that comes over to the house to visit my hubby she be all in their face..smiling and bringin them toys…and dont let them be cute..she tryna sit in their lap…
hell she was eyeflucking the hubby’s best friend…
when I took her to the clinic for her 15 month shot, she walked up to a lil boy and kissed him in the MOUTH!!!
I was so embarrassed!
i would be offended but if i were u yso i’d probably be skipping over man’s font and wouldn’t have noticed
@Man
PIMP THEM HOES!!!!!!
@YSO
today as far as Man vs YSO
I think you are the
@CHI
“PIMP THEM HOES!!!!!!”
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**Denzel Voice**
“My niiiiigga…”
YSoSerious says:
@Cha
I believe in love and I believe real love can lead to a committed relationship.
then why not celebrate that with your friends and family in a huge party (wedding) although its out of your pocket, its your way of showing the greatest love of all. It really has nothing to do with a piece of paper…I never pull that paper out, once it was signed it was tucked away. I dont know.. I just LOVE LOVE… as always I appreciate your insight..you know we down like two flats!
@CHOCS… difference is though.. you have been married… Yso hasnt. My first marriage was a piece of paper my second one not so much and the farthest thing from!
I think people get married for all of the wrong reasons!
TAKE Cynthia and Peter on RHOA..even though that shyt is heavily edited and scripted…you couldnt pay me to believe they actually LOVE each other and to get married the way they did for the cameras IMO
WRONG REASON
@CHOCO
today as far as Man vs YSO”
“I think you are the
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You only sayin that cause both of yall got a thing for gerbils and hamsters and chit.
@ChaCha and Choco
My mama aint the typical mother and me and her dont have the best relationship right now…
She was not really a good mother…but she did teach me how to keep my chit tight…and I learn WHAT NOT TO DO TO KEEP A MAN!
Flucking
@ChiBytex 
@Chi
:whistles:
She get it from her MOMMA
CHIBY I ASKED YO FAST AZZ a question in 420 <— see what I did there
LOOKS UP ………MY BAD
YSoSerious says:
I guess from y’all comments I SHOULD be offended then…
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Dont be offended by nothin man’s black azz gotta say.. but the shyt was funny as hell
you my girl YSO
You only sayin that cause both of yall got a thing for gerbils and hamsters and chit.
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No Im saying that cuz she did slay you today
@Cha
YOu have a point with the second thanks bew for the encouragement
@Chi
I know how that can be time will heal all that me and my mom were estranged for a few years
Phro what you doing over there *throws you a pair of biodegradable nipple protectors…. JUST IN CASE AND SHYT
I just Googled that term…I’ve decided not to be offended…It’s not exactly like being a ho…And I’ve been called worse.
How long has Wayne been out his effn sperm make me sick!
@WCC
“Dont be offended by nothin man’s
black azzhighly intelligent and intellectual self gotta say.. but the shyt was funny as hell”___________________________________________________________________________
It wasn’t an insult.
then why not celebrate that with your friends and family in a huge party (wedding) although its out of your pocket, its your way of showing the greatest love of all. It really has nothing to do with a piece of paper…I never pull that paper out, once it was signed it was tucked away. I dont know.. I just LOVE LOVE… as always I appreciate your insight..you know we down like two flats!
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i orginally got married in the courthouse, but later in the summer I had a real wedding…Yes I wanted the dress and all that, but it was a celebration of me and my hubby’s life..his first marriage was a sham…and my life wasnt no crystal stair…my mama was very verbally and emotionally abusive and I didnt think I’d ever get married, let her tell it… BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
I owed it my dad to let him give me away properly…he was the one who shed blood and tears for me to get both of my degrees..when he walked me down the aisle that was very emotionally for both of us…it was like
“Mission Accomplihsed”
@ChaCha
Nah, I just e-mailed this hiring mngr. it’s been two weeks..Now I’m biting my nails and shyt…
@Yso
Y did you waste the time – the chit just sounded funny
@YSO
”
“I just Googled that term…I’ve decided not to be offended…It’s not exactly like being a ho…And I’ve been called worse.
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That’s what I’m saying (see comment 444).
**I’m misunderstood**
i hope WE get the new job phrozen
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
I owed it my dad to let him give me away properly…he was the one who shed blood and tears for me to get both of my degrees..when he walked me down the aisle that was very emotionally for both of us…it was like
“Mission Accomplihsed”
I owed it my dad to let him give me away properly…he was the one who shed blood and tears for me to get both of my degrees..when he walked me down the aisle that was very emotionally for both of us…it was like
“Mission Accomplihsed”
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Damn Chiby Im glad to know you are still blessed regardless of the pain you endured while growing up as a woman not having one around for guidance is difficult I commend you lady! REAL
i’m no fitness guru but the term is duMbells right? the instructor last night kept saying duNbells and i was like
@CANDI
Really like the new gravie :thumbsup:. It’s like you sayin
“Watch yo’ self Man!”
AND
“Man, do you REALLY think you can handle this puzz?”
..at the same time.
@ChaCha
No she didnt make me fight, she was just very verbal and emotionally abusive….and on top of that my step father got me drunk and raped me one night while she was there..and she wont own up to it, nor does she take any responsiblity for bringing him into her home, the living conditions, or how she ued to treat me…
Lord I had to get that out…everytime I talk about it, its like therapy!!
cha cha what u got ur degrees in?
@ChaCha Understood!
candibfly says:
i hope WE get the new job phrozen
YES WE ALREADY HAVE OUR LIST MADE OUT FOR HOW WERE
NO WORRIES PHROZIZZLE NO NEWS IS SOMETIMES GOOD NEWS!
Gonna spend our First CheckCELEBRATEcan u tell i have a thing for black and white?
ion see nothing new. iono what a cache is either so i’m not gonna try to figure out how to clear it.
nvmd i see it
iono how u got “gimme the puss” from this pic #smh
@Chiby
Well talking about it still gets it off your chest – I can not judge your mother but I will say what she did to her child makes my skin crawl I was raped at my babysitters home when I was 5 it lasted until i was 8 – I just know as I aged I resented my mother for not protecting me more but the thing is molestation doesn’t just begin with you it’s normally something that has happened n your family for years – you will be fine life is a beautiful journey if you make it one – I gotta go but once you get off SR don’t let them bad memories creep in I know how ghosts can be haunting
stay blessed!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WCC
“Dont be offended by nothin man’s black azz “highly intelligent and intellectual” self gotta say.. but the shyt was funny as hell”
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It wasn’t an insult.
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” “highly intelligent and intellectual”
@CANDI
I know you’z lookin at me from that gravie.
I can sense it. I’m lookin right back at you too.
(we eyefluckin each other)
@man ur eyes are lookin in 2 different directions…which one is eye fvckin me?
@WCC
““highly intelligent and intellectual”
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What?
@Candi @ChaCha
Thnx!
candibfly says:
cha cha what u got ur degrees in?
intelligence
I AINT GOT NO DEGREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YET :WAIL: I used to attend the UOP for Healthcare Administration but didnt finish OH Wait does a Degree in PIMPOLOGY count
I GOT THAT 
chibytex says:
@ChaCha
No she didnt make me fight, she was just very verbal and emotionally abusive….and on top of that my step father got me drunk and raped me one night while she was there..and she wont own up to it, nor does she take any responsiblity for bringing him into her home, the living conditions, or how she ued to treat me…
Lord I had to get that out…everytime I talk about it, its like therapy!!
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Jesus, be the fence!
Im so sorry to hear that girl! OMG!
@Man
You’re not misunderstood. I’m just not going to be baited so easily. And I don’t really care what you think of me.
@Choco
I didn’t know what it meant.
@Cha
I don’t like parties and I don’t have a dad to give me away.
And I don’t want to be knotted to one person for the rest of my life. When I’m done, I want to be able to get up and walk away; no harm, no foul.
@CANDI
”
“ur eyes are lookin in 2 different directions…which one is eye fvckin me?
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You know it’s my right eye. My lazy azz left eye is usually about 10-30 minutes ‘late’ for whatever I’m doin.
…but Ima keep staring at that gravie till both my eyes on dat azz!
as long as it’s accredited cha cha
Phrozen1der says:
@Man editing posts LOL!
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I know, right! We all hate the fact that we love him though
@YSO
“You’re not misunderstood. I’m just not going to be baited so easily. And I don’t really care what you think of me.”
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Obviously I was misnuderstood by the other posters that assumed I was “insulting” you when I was noting an observation about you. Not sure why you would think I am “baiting” you when I am, and always have been, direct in my approach about things. Even if that were my M.O., I would question your ability to detect “bait” of the intellectual kind.
Who asked you about what you cared about? How did that become relevant?
Thanks choco….
I dont think me and my mama’s relationship will ever really be repaired…
the bish didnt show up to either graduation or to my wedding… and the latter really hurt…but God has bless me with a wonderful stepmm who I really consider my mama and my sorta rich mother in law…so I be styling and profiling in the mothernlaw’s Mercedez while my mama rides the bus…I aint trippin off her…
She’s wants to have a relationship with my daughter and I refuse…you will not put MY child through what I went through…
And I don’t want to be knotted to one person for the rest of my life. When I’m done, I want to be able to get up and walk away; no harm, no foul.
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at least you know yourself…
@ chibytex – have you forgave your mother?
@Man
Whatever. I’m done typing to you today. You just can’t go for too long without your arrogant azzholiness coming out.
@CHI
So what happened to your Step Dad? Isn’t he still around your 20yr old sis?
Does anyone else in the fam (or your Dad) know about this?
And I don’t want to be knotted to one person for the rest of my life. When I’m done, I want to be able to get up and walk away; no harm, no foul.
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I dont buy that for 1 second.. its more to this story… do share
@west
I try, Lord knows I do…but we can never scratch the surface on the all the issues…it usually ends up with a lot of “bitch/hoe”…and this last time we got into it I went in on her ass and it was not pretty…I told her how I had been feeling for the past 14 years (I got raped at 16)…I forgive her for myself to move on, but she sickens me to be honest….
@YSO
“Whatever. I’m done typing to you today. You just can’t go for too long without your arrogant azzholiness coming out.:”
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“arrogant azzholiness” ¿¿¿
???
I am NOTHING if not humble and modest.
It is unfair to others if I were to constantly remind them of my greatness, and therefore indirectly remind them of their shortcomings as a result.
@WCC
What don’t you “buy”, exactly?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A DEGREE IN THIS WORLD
DIVES in to bundle of admission forms 
I NEED TO STEP MY EDUCATION UP ONE TIME
@Cha
I don’t like parties and I don’t have a dad to give me away. (MY UNCLE GAVE ME AWAY) I wouldnt let my father give me away with a prosthetic arm
And I don’t want to be knotted to one person for the rest of my life. When I’m done, I want to be able to get up and walk away; no harm, no foul.
You are something else but I GOTS NUFFIN BUT LOVE FOR YOU 
bc ur not married doesn’t mean there won’t be any “harm or foul”
lawd lemme get ready for aerobics class tonight. i don’t wanna go
@ChaCha too darn funny!
@CANDI
dayum it. You lookin so good. You betta be glad you way up yonder away from me…
@CHIBY… TOO TOUCHY
Im waiting for you to exit and go blaze one up like you always do bout this time 
@Candi
I know that but marriage (and divorce) seems to magnify such things.
YSO- you are my girl, so Ima keep it treal wit chu.
with all due respect e-sis
Don’t you want someone to reciprocate love back to you? Someone to share your personal intimate details with? Its in most women to want that.. not saying that there aren’t women who don’t.. but you seem sweet, like you have a heart and shyt.. why are you not using it?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
dayum it. You lookin so good. You betta be glad you way up yonder away from me…
CANDI PRETTY AZZ giving the side eye like directly to MAN NICCA I WILL CUT YOU LONG AND DEEP IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FLUCKIN WITH ME I mean
thats what I draw from it!
Chacha
i just ran downstaris to see my pharmacist….
so on that note I’m about to go
See ya’ll manana!!
@CHA CHA
“CANDI PRETTY AZZ giving the side eye like directly to MAN NICCA I WILL CUT YOU LONG AND DEEP IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FLUCKIN WITH ME I mean thats what I draw from it!”
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See, I picked up on a “side eye” too but I interpreted it differently. I took it to mean:
“Watch yo’ self Man!”
AND
“Man, do you REALLY think you can handle this puzz?”
..at the same time.
(comment 454)
*logs into evo to see what was said after I left *
” amateur ” at eating the puddin huh lol … who trying to test my skills ?
Aight I’m gone for real. Practice starts at 6:30
Don’t you want someone to reciprocate love back to you?
Sure, but on my terms.
Someone to share your personal intimate details with?
Not really.
Its in most women to want that.. not saying that there aren’t women who don’t.. but you seem sweet, like you have a heart and shyt.. why are you not using it?
I have trust issues among other things…But my heart gets used enough, I guess.
But does my desire to not be married mean I can’t do any of those things you mentioned?
chibytex says:
@west
I try, Lord knows I do…but we can never scratch the surface on the all the issues…it usually ends up with a lot of “****/hoe”…and this last time we got into it I went in on her ass and it was not pretty…I told her how I had been feeling for the past 14 years (I got raped at 16)…I forgive her for myself to move on, but she sickens me to be honest….
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Thats good that you got it out and let her know.. that too can be a very effective form of therapy.. I pray that you can fully forgive her.. in your heart.. pray about it.. free yourself honey
Nah @YSo you’re just like my “Godmother” and it’s all gravy baby
#NoMarriage
YSoSerious says:
Don’t you want someone to reciprocate love back to you?
Sure, but on my terms.
Someone to share your personal intimate details with?
Not really.
Its in most women to want that.. not saying that there aren’t women who don’t.. but you seem sweet, like you have a heart and shyt.. why are you not using it?
I have trust issues among other things…But my heart gets used enough, I guess.
But does my desire to not be married mean I can’t do any of those things you mentioned?
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Someone to share your personal intimate details with?
“Not really”.
crazy girl
I’m actually impressed.. looks like you put some thought into this “playa life style” gone head den gurl …and you’re right- it really aint nothing wrong with not wanting to be in a committed relationship..
KABYEYOU says:
*logs into evo to see what was said after I left *
” amateur ” at eating the puddin huh lol … who trying to test my skills ?
Aight I’m gone for real. Practice starts at 6:30
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@Yso let me ask you this…since you’re like that do you date dudes who are monogamy driven??? Or those guys seeking to find their wife??
Phrozen1der says:
@Yso let me ask you this…since you’re like that do you date dudes who are monogamy driven??? Or those guys seeking to find their wife??
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She’s not interested in you @ Phrozen
@WCC
Good one…
@ YSO I figured you had trust issues… WAY TO BE BRAVE AND HONEST!!
Phrozen1der says:
Nah @YSo you’re just like my “Godmother” and it’s all gravy baby #NoMarriage
Ther you go talking bout OAT FRA again
@ChaCha
Ugh! That Lawrence dude from Altanta houswives got a song coming out! The promo picks makes me wanna cry.. how did we get here as a people?
@Phro
Nope. That wouldn’t be fair to either of us.
@WCC
You’re funny. Phro is cute and all but he’s like my e-bro.
#NoIncest
@Cha
I don’t know about brave…I just don’t have enough give a damn when it comes to certain things.
you know I love chuckin and jivin wit cha YSoSerious
West Coast Chick says:
Ugh! That Lawrence dude from Altanta houswives got a song coming out! The promo picks makes me wanna cry.. how did we get here as a people?
IMPORTANT QUESTION: Why he sing with his lips perched in the recieving position?
@WCC
Of course you do, hun. :hugs:
I don’t care if he is:gay:or not he still nice to look at….
lol I CAN’T. I didn’t even get thru the first 50 comments. yall are crazy, I swear. ‘could be flying first class to turn herself in.’ wow.
what’s with the sudden interest in him? he’s such a bore to me, as is Pooch Hall, but at least I know who he is from some other projects he has done. Red boi married to white chick can get it too. He’s the right type of thickness for me.
Hosea Chanchez is Not Gay — Sandra Rose
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He just looks it. Next…!
i hate this show.
Good Morning SR Fam
@ Justiara is that Gucci Mane in that roots gravi
Morning people.
I blame Obama.
For what, you ask? Just because, I reply.
(waits for Sandra to post about last night’s State of the Union address)
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I am awaiting Auntie Rose’s commentary of the State of the Union Address…..I bet she was proud of her Hero John Boehner looking at President Obama like NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!!
YSo we both were awaiting the same post thats crazy
Good Morning everyone!!!
@ Justiara I’m with you girl. Hate the show. Over kill with the actin
@BruhMan
We know our Auntie Rose a little too well I guess.
You never know, she might surprise us with an opening post about last night’s “The Game”. (
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He does look extra gay with that hair tho #imjustsayin