Mashonda Covers KING Magazine

Swizz Beatz’s baby mama, Mashonda, covers this month’s heavily Photoshopped May/June 2011 issue of KING magazine. In addition to being a contributing writer for VIBE magazine, Mashonda, 34, has a new album coming out this year.

Inside the magazine she talks about life after Swizz and her many male and female admirers.

How are you going to handle all the groupies that are sure to be coming your way?
You mean the groupie boys?

Or groupie girls. You never know.
Yeah, you never know. I mean, they all love me.

After they see this spread, they’ll love you more. Word to Angela Winbush.
[Laughs] Oh, Lord, you know what, I show everybody love. But I don’t like the word “groupie”—it’s so harsh. I don’t feel there’s anything wrong with one person admiring another person.

Who is admiring you nowadays? Have you’ve been hitting the dating scene lately?
I have. I recently went on a date, and it was incredible.

Sounds like homeboy is getting a call back.
Yeah, definitely.

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174 Responses to “Mashonda Covers KING Magazine”

  1. 1
    Anna says:

    The pic is so photoshopped it disappeared. LOL.

  2. 2
    Al-Ameera says:

    FYI you can’t see the pic but I seen it already.

    People kill me always talking about protecting their children but then show their azz to the world and I mean literally.

  3. 3
    jazi65 says:

    Is there any other purpose for this magazine other than putting your goodies on display?

  4. 4
    Cocoabana says:

    Yeah, the picture isn’t showing.

    I think Mashonda is cool but NOT them hair weaves she be wearing. Her chit always dry.

  5. 5
    Nola_D says:

    I didn’t even look at her face… BOOBIES!!!!!!! :clap:

  6. 6
    HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says:

    Auntie, I though the term “baby mama” excluded women who got a ring put on it… :shrugs: I guess any and everybody are baby mamas and baby daddies. LOL

    I wasn’t too sure of Mashonda at first, but now, since everything has apparently blown over, she seems more level-headed and cool now.

  7. 7

    I love Mashonda down. Her make up could have been better or hell wish she would have used some. Her body is nice. Who knew she had tig ole bitties. Thats her natural hair; she should of went to them gay dudes from VH1 that do hair before she released this cover though 0_o

  8. 8
    SnootyPooty says:

    @Al Cosign… Mashonda yeah ok sure right im listening not!!!!!

  9. 9
    SnootyPooty says:

    Not impressed with that photo at all!!!!! Go take care of your kid or tweet

  10. 10
    SnootyPooty says:

    You are cute but sexy you ARE not!!!!!!!!

  11. 11
    SnootyPooty says:

    About as sexy as Royce in her Dollar store/hello kitty lingerie

  12. 12
    Bird says:

    I can’t see the pic, but I am shocked that she is doing King. They are not known for doing tasteful pics. I thought she has class.

  13. 13
    Cocoabana says:

    SnootyPooty says:

    About as sexy as Royce in her Dollar store/hello kitty lingerie

    :dead:

    Bird, as much crap as she talked about Alicia not having class and what not she goes and pose for King.

  14. 14
    chocolate divalicious says:

    She is not a baby momma Sandra that is his ex-wife. Why are u throwing shade on this child? What did she do wrong besides try to hold on to Tucan Sam before Acne Keys swooped in and whisked that boi away.

  15. 15
    SnootyPooty says:

    @Cocoa yeah we see how much her words are worth!!!!! i guess this is leaving her sons a legacy…… So classy (heavy sarcasm)

  16. 16

    Wow I just posted my comment in the other thread – I don’t see the attraction or appeal she appears very plain to me :shrugs:

  17. 17
    Cocoabana says:

    @Snooty, pretty much!

    Alicia 1 Mashonda 0 right now

  18. 18
    stunnaz says:

    dayum those boobs…..i want mine to look like that

  19. 19
    Cocoabana says:

    I just saw the cover and eh.

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  21. 21
    kingstonn says:

    so she’s coming out with a CD? wasn’t her only song ‘get no Better’ with Cassidy?

  22. 22
    RedSecret says:

    Not feeling it at all.. :no:

  23. 23
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Cocoabana
    Her “modeling” for King magazine warrants a change in your tally —- Alicia 1 Mashonda -1

  24. 24
    candibfly says:

    i can’t even see the pic on my computer. i get the red box in the upper left corner of the image :shrugs:

  25. 25
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Candi
    You ain’t missing nothin…..

  26. 26
    SnootyPooty says:

    @cocoa … I am just waiting for all the details to come out.
    Because just because you announce to the world with a bull horn all of
    hurt pain and disgust doesn’t mean you are 1000% right. My heart goes out
    to anyone who goes through a divorce but dont act like you were unaware of
    your hubby love child that was born pre Alicia…..

  27. 27
    candibfly says:

    anywho, who cares about her

    *slides over to awesome and takes some of his gummi bears*

  28. 28
    I Run New York says:

    SHE IS NOT A BABY MAMA. She is an ex-wife. For those that don’t know a baby mama is someone who has a child out of wedlock. Anyway very dissappointed with her. Can’t believe she would pose for a magazine like this. SMH no self respect

  29. 29
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I was gonna give you some anyway….
    *justifying getting punked for gummi bears*

  30. 30
    prynsexxx says:

    daprinceofradio says:

    them gay dudes from VH1 that do hair
    _____________________________________

    Why does that dude (Elgin Charles) look like a gay Steve Harvey.

  31. 31
    candibfly says:

    every time my boss says she wants to talk to me my heart beats a lil faster. i’m thinkin what did i do that she could have found out about :think:

  32. 32
    tintin1979 says:

    she look like her vajayjay is too fat.

  33. 33
    kingstonn says:

    can I be on king magazine too?
    I mean damn, they let everybody on there these days. I’ll just say I ran over Jay-z’s foot and now he’s giving me an album deal. shoot… :shrug:

  34. 34

    I think Mashonda doesn’t know who she is…

  35. 35
    D.Marie says:

    Umm Mashonda ur titty meat is showing…

    Just wanted to say that I am glad to be back on SR
    I missed this place

  36. 36
    SnootyPooty says:

    When she stripped her clothes off the class came right with it!!!!!!!! Its ok to pose for a magazine but KING why????

  37. 37
    Dymond says:

    SMH @ Mashonda

    ***Wraps Candi up in a Welcome Back banner made of cotton candy***

    :hug:

    sup yall :waves:

  38. 38
    Cocoabana says:

    SnootyPooty says:

    @cocoa … I am just waiting for all the details to come out.
    Because just because you announce to the world with a bull horn all of
    hurt pain and disgust doesn’t mean you are 1000% right. My heart goes out
    to anyone who goes through a divorce but dont act like you were unaware of
    your hubby love child that was born pre Alicia…..

    :cosign:

    You know there is always more to the story. She created a media frenzy over Alicia but didn’t say chit about Swizz’s daughter…I can go keep going but I know it will turn into something else up here lol

    I guess @ Awesome now give me some gummie bears!

  39. 39
    Cocoabana says:

    prynsexxx says:

    Why does that dude (Elgin Charles) look like a gay Steve Harvey.

    :rofl:

  40. 40
    PAGESINADIARY says:

    im wondering why she is putting herself out there like this? she doesnt need that magazine cover to get notary.

  41. 41

    :no:
    Who dyck did Mashonda suck to bet the cover of any magazine? :shrugs:

  42. 42
    His_Mommy623 says:

    SNOOTAY! *plays in ur hair*

    *spanks Candi* hey bew :hug:

  43. 43
    candibfly says:

    dymonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd! *nibbles on the candy banner*

    *hands u a piece of the statue of liberty that i cut off and a sign i stole that says dymond ave that i saw in the bronx* :hug:

  44. 44
    Cocoabana says:

    She could’ve done Sister 2 Sister too.

  45. 45
    His_Mommy623 says:

    I can’t see the pic so ion care :coffee:

    @Topic..

  46. 46
    Dymond says:

    sup Choco :kiss:
    welcome back D. Marie
    sup Snooty
    sup Kingston
    sup Tin
    sup Pryn :lol: dude does look like steve harvey
    sup Awesome
    sup New York
    sup Anna
    sup Al-Ameera
    sup Honey Dip
    sup Prince :D
    sup Jazi
    sup Cocoa
    sup Nola
    :waves:
    ***Falls out from exhaustion***

  47. 47
    candibfly says:

    HIS! :yahoo:

    where have u been all my life?!

    i’m so distraught HIS, hold me! i might have found a gray hair. i think its a piece of blonde hair that hasn’t grown out yet #cleansrosecoloredglasses

  48. 48
    Cocoabana says:

    heyyyyyyyyyyy Dymond

  49. 49
    His_Mommy623 says:

    oh Cocoa up in hurr :waves:

  50. 50
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Cocoa
    Here! Just take all of them! I can’t never have nuffin……….

  51. 51
    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIs waves hey you!!!!!!

    @cocoa Yeah we both will wait patiently!!!!! Since she had an audience people took what she said as the Gospel the 66 books in the bible

  52. 52

    prynsexxx says:

    daprinceofradio says:
    them gay dudes from VH1 that do hair
    _____________________________________
    Why does that dude (Elgin Charles) look like a gay Steve Harvey.

    I wanna say it is STEVE and that is one of his many “Jobs” because we all know Steve is a busy beaver.

    :cosign: KING MAG please LET KINGSTONN get a COVER she’s prettier than most of them …..less girls yall put on there.

  53. 53
    His_Mommy623 says:

    hmph @Dymond :coffee:

    @Candi…ugh *holds u* of course its a blonde hair bew…how was ur weekend? mines wasn’t so hawt..

  54. 54
    candibfly says:

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Cocoa
    Here! Just take all of them! I can’t never have nuffin……….

    ———————————–

    *hands awesome the one i saved for him. i got it out my pocket. hope it don’t have lint on it* #lookinoutforu

  55. 55
    candibfly says:

    full of good clean fun HIS! :hump:

  56. 56
    Dymond says:

    @ Candi :love: just what I wanted :hug:

    good afternoon His :coffee:

  57. 57
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Snoots, nice to see ya suga!

    Kingstonn! :hug:

  58. 58
    SnootyPooty says:

    Hey Dymond thats a field trip roll call LOL how long did it take you type all of that out hee hee

  59. 59
    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIS nice to see you too sweetie

  60. 60
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Candi, of course i believe you..i’m sure that halo was out of commission come Sunday mourn’tin :lol:

  61. 61
    Cocoabana says:

    hissssss [motorboats]

    :rofl: @ the 66 books in the Bible. Must we post the novel she left for Alicia on Twitter? I wanna read that again!

    Awesome, I don’t want them if they weren’t in the fridge. I like my gummie bears COLD!

  62. 62

    :think:
    Mashonda prolly did this so Swizz can see what he “missing out on.” :lol:

  63. 63
    candibfly says:

    HIS for some reason my halo wouldn’t cut on this weekend :shocked: u know that didn’t stop me from volunteering to provide all the homeless with coogi sweaters and fubu jeans

    i have since had it fixed :thumbsup:

  64. 64
    Dymond says:

    @ Snooty ***sighs*** there were more people in here than I thought…I’m sooooooo over roll calls from here on out LOL

    Good thing I type 14376 wpm :D

  65. 65
    Cocoabana says:

    @ Man, like Snooty said earlier she is NOT sexy. Cute girl though but everybody doesn’t ooze sex appeal.

  66. 66
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Man
    While simultaneously showing him why he left……..

  67. 67
    SnootyPooty says:

    @cocoa where were all the letters to the other HEFFA SNOTS he stuck that unprotected pig in a blanket in……

  68. 68
    SnootyPooty says:

    @cocoa where were all the letters to the other HEFFA SNOTS he stuck that unprotected pig in a blanket in……

  69. 69

    @AWESOME
    “While simultaneously showing him why he left……..”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    I bet Alicia looked at this and felt more secure than ever.

  70. 70

    @COCOA
    “@ Man, like Snooty said earlier she is NOT sexy. Cute girl though but everybody doesn’t ooze sex appeal.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I don’t want to think about what Mashonda is “oozing.”
    :no:
    :hurl:

  71. 71
    Dymond says:

    When I watched Love & Hip Hop, Mashonda never really seemed sure of herself. I thought that was all her hair because she needs a rodney kang azz whoopin if that was weave looking all forest fire dry and chit
    :coffee:

  72. 72
    Cocoabana says:

    he stuck that unprotected pig in a blanket in……

    :hurl:

    They are somewhere laughing like this pathetic bish.
    ————
    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I bet Alicia looked at this and felt more secure than ever.

    :yes:

  73. 73
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Dymond :coffee: hello there..

    @Candi, :rofl: i feel u…FUBU tho?

  74. 74
    mirsmommy says:

    :whistle: Gotta who, gotta have a what?!?!?!?!? Gotta what yo, gotta get a Ruffneck!!!! :danban:

    Sorry yall, I got the Old School playlist rockin on the MP3. :lol:

  75. 75
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    You know she called all her buddies and they cackled the night away on her…

  76. 76
    Cocoabana says:

    Dymond says:

    “weave looking all forest fire dry and chit”

    THANK YOU!!!! She don’t know what to do with that alimony and child support check she getting, smh. My weave looks better than hers.

  77. 77
    SnootyPooty says:

    I mean Alicia is my girl but she is not sexy either just beautiful!! Mashonda and A Keys dont have a sexy meter.

  78. 78
    D.Marie says:

    Hey Dymond thanks for the welcome back… And a big hello to everyone

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    Even when Alicia was pregnant she chitted on Mashonda. :shrugs:

  80. 80
    SnootyPooty says:

    Is she tucking in that pic????????

  81. 81
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs! hey bew :hug:

    *punches AWESOME in the back*

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    prynsexxx says:

    :hi: @ Dymond

  83. 83
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    CAN’T EVEN SEE THE DANG PIC BUT I SAW A BOOBIE COMMENT SO BISH GOTTA LOOK NOW :pc:

  84. 84
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy His :hug: Heffa I was out all last week, and you ain’t even check on me, but you sho did email me some SPAM and shyt. :lol:

  85. 85
    Dymond says:

    sup MIRS

    sup LAKER :kiss: :hug:

  86. 86
    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs, bew I dnt have ur Email (if it was in my aol, i cnt get it cus it was hacked and they wnt let me cancel the damn account..smh) and I was barely here last week..it wasnt a good week last week.

    do u have my Gmail?

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    RatchetFree says:

    Hello His :hug: x’s 12

    Dymond
    :whistle:
    Shake what yo mamma gave ya

    Cocoa and Laker :waves:

  88. 88
    His_Mommy623 says:

    hey Laker! :kiss: *hands u a windbreaker suit and some Fila hightops*

    i saw a mexican gal with that on at the store a cpl mins ago and decided I wanted u to have the same outfit*

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    ALexxxx! :hug: x’s 13

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @HIS I LOOOVE THE NEW GRAVI THE SUN SHINING IN THE BACK AND CHIT U LOOKN ALL ANGELIC LIKE BISH U KNOW U HAWWWT!! :kiss: AND BIG BIG :hug: ITS BEEN A RUFF WEEK FOR U MA AND I KNOWS IT SO GRAB ON TO WATEVA U LIKE!! #thoughtful

  91. 91
    His_Mommy623 says:

    i’m out fam :bye:

    er’one have a smashing evening!

  92. 92
    RatchetFree says:

    His_Mommy623 says:

    i saw a mexican gal with that on at the store a cpl mins ago and decided I wanted u to have the same outfit*
    ____________________
    :lol: Saw a man out this wkend in some white Girbauds. :nono:

  93. 93
    D.Marie says:

    Why is her vajajay region so swollen? :blink:

  94. 94
    His_Mommy623 says:

    *bats lashes* that Laker is such a good woman!

    *quick fondle*

    be easy bew :hug:

  95. 95
    RatchetFree says:

    Bye His :hi:
    Such quick loving today :wail:

  96. 96
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @HIS :rofl: OL SKOOL THAN A BISH!!
    @ALEX HEY THERE :bye:
    @DYMON HEY THER MAMI :kiss: <<<ONTHENECK

  97. 97
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @HIS :kiss: HAVE A GOOD ONE GORGEEEOOOUUSS!!

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    HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says:

    @Dymond,

    Hey Love!!!!!!!!

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    @D. MARIE
    “Why is her vajajay region so swollen? :blink:
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Do you REALLY want to know? :no:

  100. 100
    Dymond says:

    :bye: HIS :coffee:

    @ LAKER :rolleyes: on the neck? I hate u got an eboo now

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    :waves: His, Dymond and Lakes

    Im wondering if Alicia is over there feeding her son his bottle with one had looking at the cover of the magazine and thinking #EPICFAIL Look at your step mommy looking all Desperate :rofl:

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    YALL PRAY FOR ME! I JUST HAD TO GO APE SHYT ON ONE OF MY SISTERS!

  103. 103
    Peachizz says:

    Swizz Beatz’s baby mama, Mashonda.” his ex-wife.. give credit where it’s due!

  104. 104
    candibfly says:

    i just got the project i hate most :crying:

    i want to quit. i deserve to be rich w/o having to work for it *scowls*

  105. 105
    Dymond says:

    Speaking of desperate…my friend said some other blogger has a video of Angela Simmons grinding to ANOTHER of Ciara’s songs…I haven’t seen it yet…anyone care to elaborate? If not, I understand you dont want to croak from boredom :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SMH dont surprise me though

  107. 107
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DYMOND SO U GON QUIT A BISH!! ME AND MS.PEACHPUZZYCAT ARE DIVORCED BUT IF I CAN’T COME AND TAKE A DIVE IN UR DRINKING WATER THAN THAS COOL I GET IT… :cry:

  108. 108
    Dymond says:

    :pray: for Brown that she dont hurt her sis

    ***Pulls up a chair***
    Girl, what happened?

  109. 109

    @Dymond
    That stupid azz video How the FUK is he seen as REV RUN with his kids running rampant – Exactly Y I DON”T DO RELIGION BUT SPIRITUAL

    Not a fan of the simmon’s girls I used to think they were cute!

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    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy Dymond :hug:

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    @Lolita
    Girl I :pray: for you I know how that chit is and sometimes sisters don’t get that you have grown perhaps more than they have :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN U GOT VAGWASTED THIS WEEKND??? :grin:
    @CHOCO HEY ANGEL :kiss:

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    D.Marie says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Do you REALLY want to know? :no:

    _______________________________________________

    I don’t think I do

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    Dymond says:

    @ LAKER nooooooooooooooo :hug: I thought you was kissing me on the neck cuz ur new eboo was around ***Spreads my legs*** POOL IS OPEN!!! :kiss:

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    OH IM NOT TEAM ALICIA EITHER :coffee:

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    ***Spreads my legs*** POOL IS OPEN!!!
    _____________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    *gets in laker’s face so our noses touch* u don’t see me huh!? :waiting:

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    D.Marie says:

    @ Brown
    :pray: …. I thank God everyday that I am an only child #spoiled

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DYMOND **TAKES A DIVE COMES OUT SHINY DAN A BISH** NO ASHY LIPS HERE :kiss: YEAH I HAD TO LET HER GO I DON’T SHARE WITH ALEX AT ALL :nono:

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    kingstonn says:

    Mashonda does have nice boobs. :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI HOW CAN I MISS THAT SEXY FELINE IN THAT FUKN GRAVI BISH LIKE U READY TO POUND ON THAT AZZ!! :hug: HOW WAS NYC??

  122. 122
    RatchetFree says:

    @Dymond
    Yep, I saw it. It was in a dance class so I don’t see what the big deal is. Are preacher’s kids not supposed to have any rhythm or something? It wasn’t a video of her at home in the mirror or anything. But I guess she is the one responsible for putting the video out there. AND I spoke to you….#87!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON I COSIGN THAT CHIT THEM CHICHIS IS PERKY AND FULL I LIKIE :)

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    candibfly says:

    laker it was nice. full of good wholesome fun! :D

  126. 126
    Sandra Rose says:

    As someone who frequents strip clubs, I can appreciate the fact that her breasts are real. :yes:

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    Are preacher’s kids not supposed to have any rhythm or something?
    ______________________________
    No but Preacher’s kids should’nt be taking topless photos for a magazine :rolleyes:

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    Dymond says:

    @ LAKER I should have known Alex was involved :rolleyes:

    :hug: @ HARLEM hello gorgeous :love:

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    candibfly says:

    :rofl: totally wasn’t expecting that

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    as REV RUN with his kids running rampant
    ______________________________
    Where is rhythm mentioned :coffee:

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    ohpretty1 says:

    I’ve always thought she was pretty. She did NOT need to go the KING route.

  132. 132
    RatchetFree says:

    @Candi
    Did I tell you I was giving up red meat and sodas? I gotta work on this Ethiopian belly I got!! Shyt ain’t cute!! I had to stop eating red meat a few months ago while taking some meds and my tummy went down dramatically, but now….. :nono:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @RATCHETFUKA!! :rolleyes: THERES MORE FISH IN THE RIO!!

  134. 134
    kingstonn says:

    @ sandra
    i agree. i frequent strip clubs as well. :grin:

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    Dymond says:

    RatchetFree says:

    @Dymond
    Yep, I saw it. It was in a dance class so I don’t see what the big deal is. Are preacher’s kids not supposed to have any rhythm or something? It wasn’t a video of her at home in the mirror or anything. But I guess she is the one responsible for putting the video out there. AND I spoke to you….#87!!
    ———————————————————————–
    O ur speaking and not stabbing me in the back today? hello :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DYMOND HE IS A PIMP SO :shrug:

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    RatchetFree says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    as REV RUN with his kids running rampant
    ______________________________
    Where is rhythm mentioned
    ___________________
    I was addressing Dymond, not you. And that is in response to what ppl were saying about it elsewhere. Hadn’t even gotten to your response. So slow your roll boo.

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    kingstonn says:

    lakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *pinches cheeks*

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    candibfly says:

    i can never spell that word so i’ll do it the tyrese way, she prob mentioned rithym bc someone said she was grinding to a ciara song :shrugs:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SANDRA :lol: AINT NOTHING WORSE THAN A SKRIPER WITH FAKE BOOBS LOOK LIKE THEY FINNA POP OR WHEN THEY DANCE THEY BOOBS ARE A STIFF AND CHIT!! :no:

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    RatchetFree says:

    @Dymond
    Ummm…..that was weeks ago boo. We have been back on speaking terms. And that was only bc you were trying to blacklist me and my club.

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    So slow your roll boo.
    _________________________
    :nono: Won’t be doing that :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    @alex good luck with that *eats a burger and sips diet coke*

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    RatchetFree says:

    Dymond says:

    @ LAKER I should have known Alex was involved
    _________________
    I was completely innocent in this one. Who knew we would bond over popeyes?!? :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON BISH U NEED TO COME TO THE D AGAIN SO WE CAN GO SEE SOME BISHES BOUNCE THEY AZZ!! :yes: I JOINED ONE TIME ONLY !!! :ashamed: ALL I GOT TO SAY IS DAM THAT POLE IS HOT AND SLIPERYY!

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    RatchetFree says:

    @Candi
    Really? A diet coke? Oh ok. LIES!! lol

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    candibfly says:

    @alex i actually prefer diet coke and sprite zero

    my dad always drank diet coke bc he thought he was doing something good since he has diabetes. i’m like okkk but ur still eating cookies and cake and greasy fried food :blink:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ALRIGHT YALL IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A BLESSD DAY!!! :waves:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ lakes
    ew, girl.. i wouldn’t touch the poles down here if someone paid me with a Chick Fil A giftcard. :lol: cause you know the only thing Houston got going for the city is strip clubs. I think i’ve been to all of ‘em except the ghetto ones :(

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    RatchetFree says:

    Lmao
    Sounds like my step-dad!! Everytime we go out to eat he gets sweet tea with about 6 refills. And he wonders why the hell we couldn’t wake him up one night and had to call the paramedics to bring him back to consciousness.

    You’ve got mail :pc:

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    RatchetFree says:

    Bye Laker!

    @Kingston
    Is Big Yo’s still open? I know it’s not your type of club but u may know.

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Strip clubs never did anything for me. :shrug: I’d like to think that if someone is dancing for me it would be exclusively for me. If I thought that anybody could get that treatment with just a couple dollars waved in your face you would not be in my presence.
    #oldfashionedkinda

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    @Awesome
    Strips clubs do it for me once every other year or so and only cuz I haven’t been in a while and Im bored but I don’t go to look at the chics Im doing other things in the club :shrug:

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    MissHarlem says:

    :kiss: DYMOND hey love

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    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    yeap. i went there once & was terr-i-fied! :ashamed:

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    RatchetFree says:

    @Kingtonn
    :rofl: what were you scared of? I went there once when I was in college when we came there for splash. Never have to come back for that again!!

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    @AWESOME
    “Strip clubs never did anything for me. I’d like to think that if someone is dancing for me it would be exclusively for me. If I thought that anybody could get that treatment with just a couple dollars waved in your face you would not be in my presence.
    #oldfashionedkinda”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :cosign:
    I’ve gone a few times for various reasons but I work too hard for mine to pay some chick shake her azz when another chick would do it for free.

    Maybe it’s just me. :shrugs:

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    @KINGSTON

    Did you tip Malia for me?
    :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    this was like when i first, first came the states and had never been to one of those clubs.. i think i may have stepped 10 feet in the door and had females all over me. & they weren’t attractive either.. some looked & sounded like Diabla. :cry:

    i go to splash to see the Lady Boys. omg, some of them dress way better than me. :(

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    kingstonn says:

    @ man
    she wasn’t there. :(

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    RatchetFree says:

    @Kingstonn
    But some of them look a hot mess out there!! :no:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Sandra I love ONXY out here in Dallas. The chicken wings are the best. When the girls fly in from Miami OMG!!! I only go with my man though

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    Dymond says:

    RatchetFree says:
    @Dymond
    Ummm…..that was weeks ago boo. We have been back on speaking terms. And that was only bc you were trying to blacklist me and my club.
    —————————————————————–
    wasnt that long ago
    u just co-signed harlem’s boo when she asked harlem a question about me
    :coffee: but anyway like I said hello

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    kingstonn says:

    @ snooty
    we have an onyx down here too! maybe it’s the same branch..? cause their food is good too.

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    Dymond says:

    :shocked: Snooty!!!! u can eat while at the strip club? I guess I just always picture the players club ***Writes down Onyx as a “place to visit” on my next Dtown trip***

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Kingston yeah its the same one some of the girls come up from Houston to dance in Dallas. Yes the food is awesome the fries too. Im hungry…. LOL

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @dymond LOL yeah ONXY is not ghetto and the have table cloths and everything. The food is awesome shoot food with a side of Breast and butt LOL. My man likes it at first i hated it but it has grown on me immensely

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    jazi65 says:

    :waves: at dymond @ the rest of the fam!

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    ELove says:

    CO MF-ing SIGN @Man… (Comment #69) :yes:

    And it LQQKS LIKE she Gots a FAT Monkey or did they photoshop that Along With the Air-Brushing & Shyt :blink:

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    Why does she look like she tucks? Is that a new trend for women?

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    Danielle says:

    I think she looks good on the cover. Very tasteful for a King mag.

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    I CAIN’T SEE THE COVER :wail:

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    KaraZ says:

    blech! She so coulda kept her clothes on

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