In Case You Missed It: Single Ladies Season 1, Episode 1 (full)

Who watched the premiere of VH1′s ‘Single Ladies’ last night? The sex dramady was filmed on location in Atlanta and stars LisaRaye, Stacey Dash and Charity Shea as 3 not-so-desperate women deftly navigating their way around the singles scene in Atlanta. These women want the ring, but they don’t care how they get it.

The episode also starred Lauren London as Shelley, another scheming gold digger. Also, Pillar Sanders (Deion’s wife) appears in an upcoming episode.

My favorite scene was the one where Stacey Dash (who plays Val) tosses water in her ex-fiance’s face. The look on that queen’s face was priceless!!

Val is a celebrity stylist to the stars who opens her own boutique. She was engaged to the Quinn (Timon Kelly) for 5 years before she caught him cheating. She confronts Quinn and his mistress Shelly having lunch, and Val closes the door on their relationship for good.

Val: You’re pathetic! And a sorry excuse for a human being — let alone, a man… And when I say “man”, I use the term very loosely!

Quint: See, this is exactly why I kicked you to the curb: too much damn drama!

I wasn’t surprised that every man in the show was down low. All of these manly men in Atlanta and they couldn’t find ONE REAL man to cast in the show?

By the way, who caught Puffy’s baby mama Kim Porter in an uncredited cameo role trying to shake down LisaRaye to keep her name out of a tell all book? You sharp-eyed future baby mama’s are correct if you guessed that LisaRaye gave Kim a $100,000 Aximum watch Those watches retail for $100,000, and every baller in the country owns one!

I can’t wait until next week when the show’s producer, Queen Latifah, finally comes out of the closet shows up like a nightmare out of Stacey’s lesbun past.



 


58 Responses to “In Case You Missed It: Single Ladies Season 1, Episode 1 (full)”

  1. 1
    Feline Feminine says:

    so this is not a reality show? Ok, I may have to check it out…

    @Sandra, Stacey has a lesbun past? :think:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Sandra, Stacey has a lesbun past?
    ________________

    No, hun. Her character, Val, does. :lol:

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    I just can’t seem to get into this series, but I’m gonna give it a try, I hope my girl Lauren London has a recurring role on the show…

  4. 4
    Feline Feminine says:

    @Sandra

    Ok, I was confused for a sec…. :lol:

  5. 5
    BigCityGirl says:

    I recorder this episode..I haven’t watched it yet but I’m going to follow the series..if it turns into basketball Wives…I’m out!

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    KrayZKat says:

    I DVR’d it, but haven’t seen it yet.

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    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    I liked it. It was pretty good, so I will be tuning in next week. I was doubting it @ first, cuz from the looks of the previews, I thought it was going to be kinda, dull..not so interesting. But the Queen (Latifah) fooled me.
    And I like LisaRaye charachter, Kisha and that yt chick is off the chain.

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    steph L says:

    Unless the weeks ahead are better, I’m thinking :think:
    this chit want get another season! It was painful
    to watch the acting. Lisa Raye cannot act period and
    I like Stacey Dash, but it’s like watching Clueless over
    again! I pray they get it together, but last night debut was
    not the business…Sorry! :coffee:

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    Melissa says:

    I loves this show!!!! Can’t wait for the next episode! :danban:

  10. 10
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    NONE of the main characters on that show can act and if they had made ONE mo comment about LR’s ass I was gonna scream. I don’t see it even having a full season.

  11. 11
    Torae says:

    The acting wasn’t that bad, I kind of enjoyed the show. It’s good to see a black soap opera. I think for the first episode, they did pretty good. I shoe will get better…………

  12. 12
    YSoSerious says:

    So much talentlessness on one show should not be allowed. :no:

  13. 13
    YSoSerious says:

    And dude in that last still looks like he just had one of ALBOY’s “facials”. Just saying.

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    bronzequeen says:

    I will be tuned in next week, I loved the show…curious to see where its all heading…

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    Zoe B. says:

    And dude in that last still looks like he just had one of ALBOY’s “facials”. Just saying.

    ————
    :rofl:

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    @Dimpz
    I agree their acting seeemed C list at best – and I swear I kept saying is that Kim Porter but the broad was looking so hood and ugly Kim you let them set you up you look horrid I came to the conclusion it couldn’t be Kim and I admit if Lauren L has a recurring role I just might watch but it isn’t a fav yet :coffee:

  18. 18
    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

    I thought it was pretty decent.. I will definitely be tuned in next week. :yes:

  19. 19

    Damn Cha your gravi girl

  20. 20
    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

    @Choco… GIRLLLLLLLL Kim Porters performance was by far the worst EVER… that bish should never have a speaking role *In my Smokie voice EVA EVA EVAAAAAA…. and the sad part is that now she is considered an actress… :wtf:

  21. 21

    Kim Porter is no actress just like Jersey Shore cast are not celebs ppl need to stop smh :coffee:

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    Audacious2 says:

    I watched and enjoyed it, It does sort of remind me of one of those mini-drama-soaps the CW network once aired a few years back.
    I loved LisaRaye’s character, she acts that role too well. And Kim Porter was’nt acting :wink:
    But my man COMMON :love: is enough to make me tune in every week.
    This was more entertaining than TheGame.

  23. 23

    @Audacios

    OMG I watched the game marathon yesterday also – actually it was kool to me becuz I missed the entire season…

  24. 24
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Choco……..That WAS Kim P. LOL

  25. 25
    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
    @Choco… GIRLLLLLLLL Kim Porters performance was by far the worst EVER… that bish should never have a speaking role *In my Smokie voice EVA EVA EVAAAAAA…. and the sad part is that now she is considered an actress…
    ————
    I SOOOOOoooooo agree. And was it just me or is her damn voice deep as hell?

  26. 26
    ALBoy says:

    CHA CHA whats up baby?

  27. 27
    spongebobfan says:

    Yes, yes and yes….. i love this show so far lol… in a good way bad way, the acting sucks its over the top, but its like a soap oprea… i will be tuning in lol
    stacy dash is FIERCE for 44 yo :snaps: and i didnt know diamond had all that hip ans azz
    stacy dash ex was Foine!!!!! but imma need the show to stop showing every black celeb that resides in Atl…

  28. 28
    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
    @Choco… GIRLLLLLLLL Kim Porters performance was by far the worst EVER… that bish should never have a speaking role *In my Smokie voice EVA EVA EVAAAAAA…. and the sad part is that now she is considered an actress…
    ————
    I SOOOOOoooooo agree. And was it just me or is her damn voice deep as hell?

    almost as deep as Lisa Rayes :lol: but definitely deeper!

    HEY AL ……. Lemme get some of that face boo :kiss:

  29. 29

    @Dimpz
    SHe was barely recognizable if you only knew how I kept scratching my head and tilting to the side like damn if that’s Kim #LIKWHOA!

  30. 30
    ALBoy says:

    @ Cha you know your place baby! :yes:

  31. 31
    kahmmillion says:

    The show wasn’t that bad. I mean, they all seem kind of old (I mean mature) for the story line. But, overall, it is ok. It would have been better if they had some 30-somethings playing the parts of Val and Keisha rather than 40-somethings. I will be watching it again.

  32. 32
    kahmmillion says:

    What I really didn’t like was all the random celebs in the show. What was that all about? I mean, how about giving some jobs to some real actors and stop the bull.

    I love me some Common, but as far as acting, I am not feeling it. Kim Porter, I wasn’t feeling her either. Hire some real actors, but ppl to work. That’s how I feel about that.

  33. 33

    YSO
    I thought of that show as another type of facial :grin:
    and was slightly turned on

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    YSO
    matter of fact he look like he’s tryna savor every drop!

  36. 36
    eastpointvet says:

    i thought it was pretty straight better than anything the game offered

  37. 37
    SunRiseBlossom says:

    I am so feeling this show!!! I can relate to so much of the foolishness… Lol!

  38. 38
    Queen_City Gem says:

    Ok…I just couldn’t get past the first ten minutes. Anything w/Lisa Raye in it is horrible but in this case it seems as though she may not be the only shytty actor in the bunch…I may try to give it five more minutes next time.

    Also wonderin why they took the lead from lauren London and gave it to that white girl…wait…I know why. Nevermind…

  39. 39
    Audacious2 says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Audacios

    OMG I watched the game marathon yesterday also – actually it was kool to me becuz I missed the entire season…

    ———————— :)
    I was so mad at the finale episode, I was expecting a bang of drama, it was like they ran out of story lines & just started making stuff up. LOL

  40. 40
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I think the show would make more since if someone Lauren London’s age was going through what they are. They seem a lil bit too old for that type of stuff.

  41. 41

    @Audacious
    I know I was like hmmmm well maybe next Sunday is the finale :rofl: I don’t keep up with the show…

    Yall need to bounce on that younger girl bs – this show is geared toward the cougar the older successful single woman – there are a lot of us out here – you want something younger watch basketball wives :shrugs:

  42. 42
    prynsexxx says:

    I am :ashamed: to say I watched the WHOLE thing. I like LisaRaye and Lauren London but her (LisaRaye) acting was blah to me. I thought it was supposed to be a romantic “comedy”….well I missed the “comedy” aspect of it. I noticed how they employed all the “out of work” wannabe actors..i.e Kim Porter, Lauren London, Chili, Eve, Common, Cam’Ron and I can’t remember anyone else (at the moment). I said all they needed was for Sheree to make an appearance and that would seal the deal. Low and behold I see Woody Woodpecker Kandi’s hair peeking through the background.

    Oh and another thing that I wasn’t feeling and DJM its just my opinion, but I didn’t like how the YT woman was cheating on the blk “GOOD” guy, while LisaRaye was humping the broke down YOUNGIN AND dating the other guy and how Stacy slept with TWO guys, thought she was preggars, didn’t know who the daddy was and her ex was acting an a$$ about EVERYTHING but still ended up sleeping with her and just all that OTHER stuff…too unnecessary.

    O’an Sandy you got it all wrong with THIS LINE “She was engaged to the Quinn (Timon Kelly) for 5 years before she caught him cheating. She confronts Quinn and his mistress Shelly having lunch…”

    THAT ^^^^^ is incorrect. They broke up b/c she gave him an ultimatum b/c it had been over 5 years and he didn’t want to get married. A few months later after she got the boutique up and running, Lauren came in and said “my fiance is following me around with his blk card” then in walks Stacy’s ex. Lauren didn’t know that Stacy was the his ex and so on and so forth.

    #helpful

  43. 43
    Jerrica says:

    Choco: Them hoes on basketball wives is no where near young. All them chicks look old as hell.

  44. 44

    Oh I agree but their drama seem juvenile as chit

  45. 45
    Bird says:

    I love this show. I really didn’t expect to, but Monday night is now my favorite drama night on TV.

  46. 46
    eastpointvet says:

    prin
    your list of out of work actors was pretty good but common does get steady acting gigs i wouldnt count him in that list

  47. 47
    leat says:

    it actually was pretty good im glad and hoping Staceys character isnt a dummy like she was when she slept with dude after he told her he was settling for her. the white chicks character will be interesting. are all the cameos gonna be normal? i couldnt keep up with them all!!!

  48. 48
    Atypical says:

    :shocked: @ Kim Porter’s face…Smh…I did like the show, even the acting was kind of blah….I WILL be watching…

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    Bird says:

    Sandra, judging by your commentary, I get the distinct impression that you didn’t actually watch the show. Pilar might be in an upcoming episode, but she was already on last night’s episode. Stacy didn’t leave her boyfriend for cheating either.

    I was pleasantly surprised how how well Kim Porter acted. I hope to see more of her. Also, why do people keep giving Common acting gigs? He really sucks at it.

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Bird….I didn’t notice Pilar…or wait, was she Common’s “wife”?

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    pointhimout says:

    it had it’s moments, but most of them were bad. i’ll tune in again, but they improve drastically. I was not happy about watching that show simply because they were black. the part that had me too thru was when lisa ray said she had bought the pregnancy tests years ago. all five of them said stacy dash’s character was pregnant but all were faulty. that was so phuckin dumb and horribly written.

    the cast is sexy, but the story line is awful. oh, and they can’t act. none of them. i saw too many scenes where the director should’ve yelled cut, lets shoot that again.

  52. 52
    prynsexxx says:

    Why does it look like dude has a :crying: <— #facial in that 4th pic? What was REALLY in that cup? :think:

    # :sperm:
    # :vomit:

  53. 53
    MOUTH says:

    There was too much humping with a horrible stury line, oh and Kim Porter looked rusty and i thought she had the lesbian past the way she was looking at Lisa said I wanna lick all-day. Kim just got a mouth like she would bite good to me, sorry folks just my opinion…

  54. 54
    MOUTH says:

    oops story

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    Candi Apple says:

    This show is geared toward a mature audiance. The problem is not the women, the problem is the men they are the same regardless if they are 25-60. Are people saying because they are older their problems should be different or was everyone expecting Cliff and Clare Huxtable (thats the fairy tale not this show). Are single older women no supposed to phuck? or are all older women supposed to be married? I don’t get it.

    Anyway, Lisa Raye can use some acting lessons but she did well. They keep talking about her butt- Azz because she is supposed to be a video vixen. I did not like that the white girl had the good man and cheated but such is life (read the paper). Kim porter did ok.

    I hope the acting improves over time like within the next 4 shows :rofl:

  56. 56
    Daisy says:

    I am going to watch tonight folks were going IN on this show last night ont twitter

  57. 57
    Gumbumper says:

    I actually liked the show, but I did not know that was Kim Porter, until I got up on the TV, and took a closer look.

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    sexxymocha says:

    Ok Yall…I havent seen the show yet, but it can’t be no worst than Sex and the City first aired episode…Give it a try…At this rate we need to be happy that a black sitcom is on cable somewhere….I support a Hustle!!!..

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