I didn’t even realize fading rapper Soulja Boy was still around until I received an email today from a loyal reader directing me to Worldstarhiphop.com, where, amid the clutter of videos featuring loose women and wannabe rappers — was Soulja Boy’s video for his new song, “Conceited”.

Normally, I would scroll right past any video with Soulja Boy in it, but I was told that he mentioned my name in one of his lyrics. I would be lying if I didn’t feel a sense of pride in knowing that a washed up rapper like Soulja Boy would take the time to pay homage to me in prose.

That is, until I listened to his words:

    Walk inside the club make them ho*s touch they toes
    I look so good, ni**a, f*ck Sandra Rose
    F*ck all dem blogs, b*tch I’m on my job
    You keep talking down, I bet you get yo azz robbed…

That last line, containing that not-so-veiled terroristic threat, prompted me to call my attorney, who advised me to call the Chamblee police and make out a police report ASAP.

I have nothing else to say about this little cockroach who’s about to get stomped out legally.

Click to watch the video after the break.